#sorry for everyone who followed me previously for. fandom stuff

[veeples]

wip wednesday

wow i actually have stuff to share this time! thanks for tagging me @lilas UuU

i'll tag: @nerdferatum @gavcowles and @narrativefoiltrope <3

from: something for ockiss24! about my oc charlie and her first valentine's with megan's nagisa.

Valentine’s day descends faster than she would like and the only thing Charlie secures is a decent bouquet of roses and an hour away from work to surprise Nagisa at lunch. Despite the anxiety that this is supremely lame, Charlie did her best to dress herself as nicely as possible. She put on the trousers that accentuates the length of her legs, chose a lip color Nagisa had once commented made her “look very yummy”, and spritzed herself with the nice sandalwood perfume she’d worn for their first date. For a bit of confidence. She does need every ounce she can manage.

quick edit: tumblr just. made the top drabble bit invisible!??? So i took it out rip to faustus and alin i GUESS

[mirror-to-the-past]

Living in the country is kind of shit, but there's a lot of things to love about it. You can do things like blowing up a ripe watermelon with fireworks, target practice at shampoo bottles, walk miles in cotton fields, and have your thoughts drowned by cicadas crying. I can run a few minutes to pet someone's cow, and keep some chickens in a little coop, and they run towards me when they hear me come outside, knowing I'm going to throw them scraps of some spoiled thing that would've gone to waste, otherwise. There's a bunch of abandoned, hobbled buildings made of dirty siding and metal sheets, and I get to wonder about what they used to be while they poke out as complete eyesores everywhere you turn. If I wander into the woods far enough, I can find a hunter's hideaway in the trees to climb into while deer are out of season. It doesn't matter that my car's paint is all chipped and ugly- so is everyone's. It gives people the false impression I'm a hard worker, eyeing the trailer hitch I've got attached to the rear. I'm not, really. I'm just too broke to really do anything about it, but I like the sentiment- smile and nod, smile and nod. There's churches on every corner, and I can remember when I used to run around their halls and hideaways after services with people I don't talk to anymore. I'd twist myself into all sorts of contorted poses, wedged between pipes and in cupboards where no one would find me, winning me hide-and-seek games a few times. We'd burn holes in the asphalt with chemicals that could probably melt our skin, and make bonfires. We'd go out and wade into the creeks, slip and bust our asses. We'd stare into the underbrush at night, hear rustling, and wonder what was staring back at us. People are loud and friendly here. It hurts that some of those same folks want me and mine dead, or at least to shut up and sit down- "think about the economy for once," or what have you. I can't ever let most of them truly know me, but they make some of the best biscuits that I'll probably ever find anywhere. Living out here has plenty of things I'd miss if I were elsewhere, but damn if I wish things were different.

[chaosandthe-deadblog]

hi i’m that one person who was upset about a sonadow sex joke you made. let me preface by saying i’m not here to argue or scare you but to apologize.

you don’t have to respond to this at ALL i just saw your blog name and felt guilty for hurting you.

im sorry about upsetting you and reacting the way i did. i still think its eugh and everything. but i just get upset when people make jokes about that with characters previously stated to be minors because of personal trauma and people sexualizing me as a kid and just morals in general. of course i know that i can’t control how people enjoy their stuff, and i know it’s going to exist regardless. but i want to at least know if who im interacting with is someone i don’t want to talk to due to being a proshipper or whatever stuff like that.

i wasn’t trying to ‘cancel’ you or anything. i was upset and said something in the moment. i’m sorry. i should have just unfollowed and moved on. i should’ve saw the human i knew behind the screen but what i could only think of was a random person i didn’t know. i’m really sorry.

well, anon, i accept your apology. but also i dont. so let's take this one by one, okay?

first of all. you're still wrong, and i'm still angry.

it wasnt a "sex joke", i was commenting on a uquiz someone else made, because i found the sheer fact that sonadow of all ships was included in that quiz to be really funny. not to mention, the uquiz was based on statistics from ao3, and i guessed the correct answer by just knowing how shipping culture works. i thought this was funny. you know, people are allowed to find suggestive humor funny, even if you're uncomfortable with it, anon.

but i'll humor you. lets say i was doing the things i got accused of doing. big deal. i don't think you're wrong for being upset, much less for being uncomfortable, but one: could've settled this over dms, two: not everyone is you. not everyone is uncomfortable. not everyone cares so much. i didn't give that joke more than two seconds of thought, you clearly did, and i don't think you're wrong for that, i think it wasn't my problem.

secondly, and this will sound horrible, but (like i said) your discomfort isn't something i (the people running that oc poll, and my followers, by the way) needed to know about. i hear you, anon, and i'm sorry that all that happened to you. i understand the discomfort. but, like i said, we could've settled this in private, you could've at least told me which mutual you were, and no one else had to know.

third: i am not a proshipper, and i don't appreciate that you're still calling me gross, by the way. this isn't an apology if you're not accepting you were wrong. i'll humor you again and say that i was doing what you say i was doing: it is not that serious to me, and i don't like being called gross for something that is just plain, morally neutral weird (not good, not bad, neutral weird)

and fourth: thank you for at least recognizing what you should've done. however you didn't do that. from what i understand, based on what happened shortly after your anon, you went to the person running that sonic oc poll (which, whatever, i was losing anyway), and you lied about what i was doing to get me kicked out. good on you for realizing that was wrong. but you know, i'm still angry. im banned from many fandom events now because you couldn't just unfollow me. so i'm glad you realized it was wrong, i accept your apology, but i'm still very much angry with you.

i'm glad you're sorry, i'm glad you're recognizing i'm a human being (okay?) and i'm glad you at least tried to apologize. don't call me gross, apologize for real, and next time don't do this to someone through tumblr anon over whats essentially a common ocurrence on the sonic fandom, and every other fandom

(by the way, even if we weren't mutuals, you shouldnt do something like this to "a random person you don't know" either, but what do i know right? and "because of my trauma" isn't an excuse, because by that logic you also generated trauma in me, because now i'm fucking paranoid about everything i fucking post. i can thank you for that.)

have a nice day.

by the way

[roachliquid]

Got a reply from @rachimiya on my "probably not Super Mutants" post, with a couple of points they wanted to discuss. The reply got deleted due to a misunderstanding, but after talking with them I decided to go ahead and address the main things I remember.

Before I begin, a quick preface: I doubt any of my followers are the kind of dickhead to harass someone over minor differences of opinion, but just to be safe I want to emphasize that this is a friendly disagreement. We all love Thaddeus here, and I'm sure we all agree that however his story continues in season 2, it's going to make good sense and be fun to watch.

So, the first thing I wanted to bring up (and I'm sorry if I'm misremembering what you said here, it's been a while and I have brainfog) is that the blemishing on Thaddeus's neck isn't necessarily indicative of him being a ghoul, since it was basically just the injury scarring over.

This is an understandable way to read the scene, especially if it's been a while since you last saw the actual footage. However, when I recently re-watched the series (funny enough, looking for Super Mutant Thaddeus clues) I realized something peculiar about the shot where his neck is healing. So I got screenshots. >:3

So, this is Thaddeus's neck with the bolt still lodged in it. As we can see, the skin is basically pristine outside of the entry wound. Once Thaddeus removes the bolt, the site starts to heal, and...

I don't have footage of the actual healing scene, but here's a shot of the aftermath. There does look to be a significant scar at the point where the bolt entered, but more bizarrel, there is also a large patch of mottled, uneven skin surrounding that spot. We can see it develop during the part where he heals, with discoloration appearing over what was previously healthy skin.

Now, one of the pieces of Fallout lore that can be difficult to get your hands on is the early signs of ghoulification. Most of the stuff I've seen has just been passed through the fandom by word-of-mouth, and its canonicity is questionable, due to parts of the lore being established before Bethesda purchased the franchise. But I'm nothing if not a nosy bastard, and was able to find this quote on the Fallout wiki, from Fallout 3:

All I know is that people kept showing up here in the museum... ...After a while, things got strange. My skin started to get dry and flake off. Everyone's did. It took a while, months, maybe a year. But sooner or later, everyone ended up like this.

This is just scratching the surface of Ghoul lore, but the main point is that dry and blemished skin is one of the earliest signs to look out for, and that's exactly what this looks like to me.

As for the second thing I remember, they stated that (in their opinion, of course), from a thematic perspective, it wouldn't matter if Thaddeus became a ghoul or a super mutant - either way, he'd be an abomination in the eyes of the Brotherhood.

This is a reasonable thing to conclude if you don't know much about the lore and history of Super Mutants, as rachimiya has indicated they do not. So to explain why I disagree with this assessment, here's a fuller explanation:

In my post, I explained how the Brotherhood of the TV series exemplifies the destructive nature of excessive aggression and machismo, and how Thaddeus's arc looks to be taking him away from that environment. What I didn't mention is that, from the very beginning of Fallout, Super Mutants represent those same exact things. They were originally created by a genocidal overmind called the Master, who forcibly exposed people to a mutagenic virus that turned them into enormous, incredibly powerful warriors, at the cost of dramatically reduced lifespans and infertility, and then mind controlled them into acting out his ambitions.

This is once again just scratching the surface of the lore, but for the sake of brevity, the main relevant point is that when Bethesda took over the series, they leaned into this stuff hard. The overwhelming majority of their Super Mutants are hyperaggressive buffoons, bent on assimilating or destroying everyone other than themselves, but held back from success by their overinflated estimations of their own power and importance.

Or, to put it in short: they represent very nearly the same values as the Brotherhood does in the show.

This contrasts with the Ghouls, who, in both the show and Bethesda's games, are painted as much more sympathetic. They're often treated as second-class citizens, if not entirely subhuman. Similarly to Super Mutants, they tend to keep to themselves, but in this case it's not because they see themselves as better - it's because smoothskins (non-ghouls) are just usually not kind to them. There are certainly exceptions in both directions - some truly despicable characters and even significant villains have been ghouls, and there are plenty who have found humans to coexist with - but it's still an important facet of their lore as a group.

Now, I won't say that you couldn't pull off Super Mutant Thaddeus. There have certainly been Super Mutants in the games who were kind, rational, and generally broke the mold. But I think that being a ghoul suits him much better, because one of the big things we established in season 1 is that he isn't really Brotherhood material. He's compassionate, determined, eager to please, and comically accident-prone - the kind of person who would have died within hours serving a real knight. Now you could milk that contrast for comedy, certainly, but I see it causing a couple of big problems:

First, it would limit Thaddeus's ability to really come into his own on his own terms. Even a kind, reasonable Super Mutant has to be physically coordinated and somewhat aggressive, just to use their own body effectively. This would better suit a character with a skillset like Maximus's - one who is very capable of exerting physical force - or would benefit as a character from developing those skills.

Second, it wouldn't be a good first look at Super Mutants as a whole. The show is generally pretty good at introducing new fans to the lore, and a key component of that is showing the baseline before you subvert it. We can see this with Lucy and her vault, who are presented as what they're "supposed" to be before we learn the truth, and with the Brotherhood, who are very much written to communicate the faults of the organization as clearly as possible.

This isn't to say that there aren't exceptions, but that in itself is relevant. Because our first look at ghouls in the series only covers one facet of the lore. Cooper is a classic ghoul villain - he's cruel, he's callous, and he doesn't appear to have any friends, ghoul or otherwise. It's a great choice for his character, and the gradual reveal of the more unfortunate aspects of ghoulhood is an important part of his arc, helping us grow more sympathetic to him as we gain more knowledge of what he's dealing with.

But it still leaves us with a void in the lore, because we're still mostly seeing how he lives as An Utter Bastard. And this is a void that, IMO, Thaddeus is perfectly poised to fill - because, for all his attempts to do exactly that, he literally couldn't be a callous bastard if his life depended on it. Instead, he's hapless, goofy, and just a regular amount of dickish - prime Regular Ghoul material.

So, that's my thoughts on these particular statements. There is a lot more that I could say about why I've reached some of my conclusions, and if anyone is interested I might go ahead and do that, but for now I'm going to end it here.

[nicohischier]

@stupidmink tagged me for this thank youuuuuu <3333

no°1 team?

i think everyone who has followed me for any period of time knows its the devs...

soooo instead, second fave team: somehow the ducks actually??? i sorta became a casual hockey fan for a while and i sorta lost my fan-love for the teams i previously loved (primarily because of roster changes) so the number two slot was open and damn if the ducks didn't immediately swoop in and take it

what would be your jersey number?

8 or 88, but 8 leaning. i was born 8/8 so it's always just been a Thing for me yknow

what team would you love to play for?

...........devils. you don't be a devs fan and hear every player talk about the team culture and hear erik call this team his family and everyone talk about finding something special on this team without wanting to experience that love for yourself

who is your favourite player currently?

shocker: nico.

but nico's always my favourite player at any given moment so shout out to: zegras, drysdale, draisaitl, ekblad, dawson and akira who are my favourites of the guys that don't just permanently own the title of favourite. (yes dawson and akira get first name privileges, theyre my boys)

trade that hurt you emotionally?

hallsy. (but the pick we got from az did get us dawson so.) but still hallsy. i remember the start to that season, knowing hallsy was going to be traded soon and dreading the announcement.

also kyle palmieri. i know what i just said, but palms might honestly be the trade i will never recover from.

what is your experience on hockeyblr so far?

i've been here for years so obviously 've had a few experiences where people were uhhhhhhhh dicks. both about hockey stuff and just in general. but aside from those people, hockeyblr is one of the best fandom spaces i've been in. i've never regretted joining hockeyblr and as long as i'm a fan, i never want to leave it.

and then tag some mutuals you'd like to know these about:

you know i won't be doing this but i appreciate the offer to tag ppl anyway <3 i have a deep fear of tagging someone in something they've already done before and having them hate me for it. sorry </3

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 322: IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

Previously on BnHA: Endeavor was all, “Kirishima please take Hagakure and Aoyama and put them away somewhere out of sight until we’re finally ready for the U.A. Traitor Plot.” Shouto was all “HEY DEKU DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT MAYBE YOU WANDERING THE STREETS LOOKING LIKE A GOTH PRAYING MANTIS IS EXACTLY WHAT AFO WANTS.” Deku was all “I’M SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRUSHING MARTYR COMPLEX AND ACCUMULATED TRAUMA.” Mineta was all “HEY DEKU YOU SWEET THANG, IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET I’D PUT ‘U’ AND ‘I’ TOGETHER, ANYWAYS HMU 💖”, or at least that’s what fandom apparently thought he said. Everyone was all “WELL SINCE WE’RE BACK HERE IN KAMINO WE SHOULD DO THE THING” and did the whole “launching someone into the air to save someone by dramatically grabbing their hand” thing that everybody fucking loves to do in Kamino so damn much. Iida was all “[bombards me and Deku with feels].” Deku was all, “ू(ʚ̴̶̷́ .̠ ʚ̴̶̷̥̀ ू).” I was all, “(;*△*;).” Horikoshi was all, “my work here is done.”

Today on BnHA: 

oh my god.

so I finally went back to look at what I wrote up for 321 last week, and it’s a hot fucking mess lol, and I really don’t want to deal with that right now, so we’re just gonna skip it and go back sometime in the next few days or something because I really want to read the new chapter and I have no self control. I’M SORRY IIDA

oh my god he’s breaking out the narration word bubbles oh my god. shit is about to get epic isn’t it

has there ever been a chapter that opened with these that WASN’T epic? serious question. anyways all aboard the Feels Express I guess

YEP

I saved a bunch of other crying kaomojis when I was looking for ones to use in the “previously on” summary, and right now it’s looking like that was a good fucking decision you guys. if I’m going to be an emotional wreck I might as well do it in style ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ

AND BY THE WAY!!

SHOULD I JUST THANK HORIKOSHI NOW AND SAVE MYSELF SOME TIME LATER. THE MAN ALWAYS FUCKING DELIVERS WHAT ELSE CAN I FUCKING SAY GODDAMN. IS IT TOO EARLY TO DECLARE THIS MY NEW FAVORITE CHAPTER? I SHOULD PROBABLY READ FURTHER THAN ONE PAGE BUT I’VE JUST GOT A FEELING

(ETA: it’s like. maybe my second favorite lol. A HUG WOULD HAVE PUT IT IN FIRST, I’M JUST SAYING.)

anyway so Ochako is releasing Iida, which is actually hilarious, because idk if you all know this but Iida can’t fucking fly you guys

like, I assume Ochako released him because she already knew that Kirishima was in place to catch him, but I really love this split-second of panic on Iida’s part where he’s all “HMM, IS OCHAKO TRYING TO KILL ME, ACTUALLY”

LOL THERE’S A THOOM AND EVERYTHING

that’s some plus fucking ultra on Ochako’s part right there. “IF THEY DIE THEY DIE” goddamn girl did you leave your chill in the same locker as Momo or what

now poor Kiri is all “DAMMIT DEKU ARE YOU PASSED OUT OR WHAT, I DIDN’T GET TO TELL YOU MY THING GODDAMMIT”

oh my gosh he is curled up so small you guys oh my fucking lord

RESIDUAL “LOST CHILD” FEELS FROM LAST WEEK COMING IN FOR A LANDING!! PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR SEATBACKS AND TRAY TABLES ARE IN THEIR UPRIGHT POSITIONS OMG ( ˚͈͈͈͈̥̆ ₍₎ ˚͈͈͈͈̥̆ )

LMAO IIDA IS TRYING TO CONFIRM THAT OCHAKO PLANNED FOR KIRISHIMA TO CATCH HIM, AND KIRISHIMA IS ALL “NOPE I’M JUST HERE BY CHANCE BRO”

Ochako is the U.A. Traitor confirmed. Hagakure I am so sorry I doubted you. Ochako get over here. so are you Toga now or what

anyway so now everyone is running over before Iida can react to this casual announcement of his attempted murder. and now Mina is taking her turn, and Horikoshi is all “HEY BTW IS MINA CRYING ON THE LIST OF THINGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY?” and of fucking course it is, you bastard. I’m not made of stone

( ɵ̥̥ ˑ̫ ɵ̥̥)

SLDKFJLSDKJ:LKWEJ

IS THIS THE PART WHERE I JUST START SCREAMING INCOHERENTLY FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER LOL. SURE FEELS LIKE WE ARE GETTING TO THAT TIME

OH MY GOD KACCHAN AHHHHH

I CAN’T OMG LOL I ALREADY GLANCED AT THE NEXT COUPLE OF PANELS, AND HE’S STARTING A WHOLEASS MONOLOGUE ABOUT ALL OF HIS DEKU FEELS AND OH MY GOD

“HERE YOU GO MAKESTE, A WHOLE CHAPTER OF ALL YOUR FAVORITE META TOPICS JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE THEM” THANK YOU HORIKOSHI YOU’RE A BRO (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

SLKASODIFALWKFLKJ

THEY’RE JUST DEKU AND KACCHAN. holy shit you guys. because oh my god, but it’s like when Deku was talking to the Vestiges about saving Tomura, and he turned into his little child self because his heart and intentions were so pure?? and it’s like that again, except that we’re seeing them as their child selves because that’s who they are to each other?? like, not that they actually see each other as children, but just, they can see past all of the stuff on the outside and see each other to their cores, to who they are inside, and when they look at each other they each simply see the other boy that they’ve known their whole entire life. idk?? does that make sense??? DOES ANY OF THIS EVEN MAKE SENSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT WORDS ARE ANYMORE I’M JUST SWIMMING IN FEELS OKAY. I’M TRYING HERE

they’re just boys, is what I’m trying to say, I guess. just Deku and Kacchan. all the walls are down, all the gaps are bridged, and all it is is the one boy reaching out and connecting with the other, and just,,, (꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)

OH MY GOD [GRABBING YOUR SHOULDERS AND POINTING WORDLESSLY] !!!1LK1

DO YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THIS IS YOU GUYS

HOW PERFECTLY FUCKING RAD. WELL LET ME JUST ENJOY THESE LAST FEW SECONDS BEFORE MY LIFE IS FOREVER CHANGED, I GUESS

OH

MY

GOD

CAN HE EVEN SAY THAT??? IS THAT EVEN LEGAL??? IS HE EVEN FUCKING ALLOWED TO SAY THAT. WHAT IS HAPPENING

OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!

─=≡Σ((( つ ◕o◕ )つ

GET IN HERE, EVERYONE!!

Y’ALL HE REALLY DID IT. “BAKUGOU IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE HE HASN’T EVEN APOLOGIZED” WELL GUESS FUCKING WHAT. GUESS FUCKING WHAT, YOU GUYS!! LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO ((((／￣∇￣)／＼(￣∇￣＼)))) AHHHHHHHHHH

OHHHHHHHH

HEH. I’M ALREADY DEAD, HORIKOSHI, YOU BASTARD. DO YOUR WORST. GO ON

YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON “US”, HE SAYS. ALONG WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF OMG. KACCHAN, YOU STUDIED!! YOU UNDERSTAND!! PREACH!!

OH NO!!

OH WAIT!!!!

LOL I GOT SCARED THERE FOR A SECOND BUT ANYWAY! EVERYONE GET IN HERE!!! GROUP HUG!!! OR WAIT, NO, WHAT ABOUT -- [GRABS YOUR COLLAR URGENTLY] YOU DON’T THINK -- COULD THEY POSSIBLY -- !!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARE YOU GONNA HUG!??!?!?!?! I AM NOT OKAY!!!!!!! !!!hgk

REACTION PANELS LOL EVERYONE ELSE IS ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS TOO WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

LOL OCHAKO

I KNOW THAT IN REALITY THIS FACE IS JUST BECAUSE SHE’S CONCERNED ABOUT DEKU’S FRAGILE STATE RN, BUT I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THE WAY SHE JUST DROPPED IIDA COLD THOUGH, AND I CAN’T HELP BUT FEAR FOR KACCHAN’S SAFETY LMAO. THAT FEELING WHEN THE CLASS PERV AND THE CLASS BULLY BOTH BEAT YOU TO THE LOVE CONFESSION. KACCHAN WATCH YOUR SIX

OKAY BUT LOOK, IT’S NOT THAT I DON’T LOVE ALL OF THE OTHER KIDS, OKAY, BUT CAN WE PLEASE!??!?! HELLO?!?!? MOMO, JUST -- COULD YOU JUST FOR A MINUTE --

NOOOOOOOOOOO

“DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I HAVE TO SAVE SOMETHING FOR THE FINALE” HORIKOSHI YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, I’M COMING FOR YOU WITH A TWO BY FOUR!! NOT THAT I’M UNGRATEFUL!! BUT JESUS CHRIST, YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT, AND THEN ALMOST DO THAT, AND THEN NOT!! OMG I HATE YOU

sure let’s cut to Thirteen then, yay. I mean I’m glad they’re alive lol, don’t get me wrong

(ETA: I think that might have sounded a bit sarcastic so I just want to clarify that I really am happy Thirteen is alive and on the job again lol.)

it’s just that if your name doesn’t begin with Baku or Deku I honestly am not interested for just these next five minutes okay lol. like I’m just gonna be completely honest. I am too invested lol, please, they were having a moment, JUST LET ME HAVE THIS PLEASE

OH DAMN U.A. GOT SWOLE AF

THIS SCHOOL HAS BEEN JUICING WTF. I THOUGHT YOU WERE TARTARUS LOL

I’m literally not even reading the speech bubbles though omg I’m so sorry. I really hope there is not a quiz, I promise I will come back to it later scroll scroll scroll

okay so they brought him back to U.A. and he’s all tired and out of it yes

oh goody Hagakure knows all about the security system

(ETA: is it just me or is Horikoshi really laying it on thick with the hints about these two guys lately? I’m on to you sir.)

THAT’S WONDERFUL NEWS. GLAD THIS CRITICAL KNOWLEDGE IS SAFE IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE THAT WE TRUST

ffs Deku

WHAT WILL IT EVEN TAKE TO CONVINCE YOU THEN?? SWEET JESUS

-- holy shit, what??!

they know?? how did they find out??! holy shit???

I’m about to cancel the whole of Japan lmao. fucking try me dudes

-- THE PRINCIPAL!?

NEZU GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!! WHAT THE FUCK

“a ticking time bomb” tell you what, this man is just asking to be punched in the face. literally begging for it omg

(ETA: I have been advised that I misread this part; Rat Principal told everyone how safe U.A. was, but he’s not the one who ratted out Deku; that was “the rumors”, apparently. which, if I had to guess, were probably started by AFO.)

oh I see, so it’s to be Feels, Part II then

he looks so sad and tired and lonely and she goes right for the hand, god bless. though if Kacchan’s not gonna hug him, you’d think someone would at least. or is it because he still smells bad. hmm

AND THE CHAPTER’S ENDING ON HER LOL WELL OKAY THEN

I MEAN IT’S GREAT AND ALL, I LOVE OCHAKO REALLY I DO, BUT WE WERE PROMISED GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GODS, WHAT GIVES SOB. I WAS ALL READY TO BREAK OUT INTO SONG AND EVERYTHING. SURE, HE DID THE APOLOGY, BUT WHERE IS THE FOLLOW-UP GODDAMMIT

(ETA: just to clarify the reason for my rambling here, I was really waiting for the hero name reveal and the presumed deeper meaning behind it lol. but I guess that is a conversation still to come! and we still need Deku’s response to the apology too for that matter. lots to look forward to still.)

WELL WHATEVER, SO THAT IS THE END OF THE CHAPTER! SHOUT OUT TO MY BOY RAT “LET ME JUST TELL EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ABOUT DEKU’S SUPER SECRET IDENTITY, I GUESS THAT’S ALL RIGHT NOW, NOTHING BAD COULD POSSIBLY COME OF THIS” PRINCIPAL. listen here you little shit

anyway but if you’ll excuse me... IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME. IF I COULD FIND A WAY. I’D TAKE BACK THOSE WORDS THAT HAVE HURT YOU, AND YOU’D STAY. I DON’T KNOW WHY I DID THE THINGS I DID. I DON’T KNOW WHY I SAID THE THINGS I SAID. PRIDE’S LIKE A KNIFE, IT CAN CUT DEEP INSIDE. WORDS ARE LIKE WEAPONS, THEY WOUND SOMETIMES. BUM~ BUM~ BUM~, I DIDN’T REALLY MEAN TO HURT YOU. BUM~ BUM~ BUM~, I DIDN’T WANNA SEE YOU GO. I KNOW I MADE YOU CRY, BUT BABAY, IF I COULD TUUUUURN BACK TIIIIIIIIIIIME...

[thefanficmonster]

Bumpy Road

Corpse Husband x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of Depression and Relationship struggles as well as Health Problems

Genre: Mild Angst, Romance, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: On a live podcast discussing his rise to fame and how its affected his personal life, Corpse stumbles over the topic of his romantic relationships, more specifically his relationship with Y/N.

Requested by Anon. Hello dear! Thank you so much for your wonderful request and so sorry you’ve had to wait for it to be posted so long. However, here it finally is and I hope you come across it and read it an if you do I hope you enjoy it! Love, Vy ❤

“Right, ok we’re officially live!“ Exclaims Anthony as he waves to one of the cameras - the one turned to him - and leans closer to the mic placed on the table in front of him. “Hello everyone, thanks for tuning in today. I’m here with the internet sensation and mystery known as Corpse Husband.“ He turns away from the camera to look across the table at his guest, “Corpse, I hope you know how much effort is being put into editing that sticker over your face for the duration of this whole podcast.“

Corpse, whose face is hidden by a sticker of his avatar, chuckles, “So you’re insinuating that I should probably not move so much.”

“Exactly.“ Anthony laughs, “My guy would be very grateful for that curtesy. Yeah, I have an actual person who I assigned to move around the sticker so there goes an extra paycheck.“

“In that case I promise to give you worthy content. A lot of never previously heard scoop.“ Corpse says, mocking the very words he uses, laughing about them afterwards, “Ask away, man.“

Anthony briefly looks down at a printed sheet of paper before pushing it to the side with a slight furrow of his brows, “You know, these are all cookie-cutter questions you’ve probably been asked many times before. So, I think it’s for the best I ask you something no one has had you talk about. Or something I hope no one has had you talk about yet. If you feel uncomfortable with any question just say so and we’ll skip it right away.“

The sticker moves up and down to mask Corpse’s face as he nods, “Got it.”

“Ok um...“ Anthony falls in thought for a moment, thinking of a question, “The first thing off the top of my head, um, what part of the dark side of fame have you had the displeasure of experiencing?“

Corpse lets out a laugh dangerously close to a scoff, “Almost all if not totally all of it really. There’s such a big chunk of privacy being taken away from you on social media. I got to that point where I felt so naked and seen I felt I was losing myself as my fandom grew. I know it’s many YouTubers’ dream to blow up and have a ton of fans and followers but I never wanted that. Don’t get me wrong, I love each and every one of my fans, I just never expected to accumulate so many of them. I’m such a private person, it was so anxiety inducing in the beginning but I sort of learned how to cope with it, you know? Sometimes, in order to stop people from reaching into my real privacy, I created a fake one that I’d feed into and let them enjoy.”

Anthony’s eyebrows shoot up in surprise, “Wow, how do we know what’s real about you anymore, huh?” It was said more as a joke but he truly meant it. If a person can fake a whole reality for people not to touch into their real one, Lord knows what else they can do.

Corpse huffs, “I’ll give you a hint: If it seems pretty, pink, peach and perfect it’s fake.“ The sticker may be hiding his face from the viewers but it’s most definitely not doing anything to shield the change in expression that occurs on his face from Anthony who’s sitting right across from him and notices the shift right away but before he could question it, Corpse prods on, “Y/N, my partner, can tell you just as much. They know better than anyone what’s the difference between what people know and what the reality is. They know that our relationship isn’t the sunny skies we put on display for our fans. I have my mental and physical health issues, my trust issues and paranoia play a big role in the ‘rains’ in our day-to-day life but they understand it’s all a part of me and a part I can’t control. It actually controls me sometimes and it’s so fucking annoying. But they understand. And while we pretend it’s perfect even though it isn’t, we find our happiness wherever and whenever we can. When it rains so often, you might as well look for a little hint of sunlight. That sunlight can create a rainbow after all. Believe me when I say, that rainbow is the most beautiful thing, makes you forget about the storm that just took place or might even be still raging all around.“ He sighs, preparing to bring his outpour of honesty to a close, “It may be a bumpy road 98% of the time even though on social media we pretend it’s the complete opposite, but that 2% of honest happiness we get from the tiniest of things are more meaningful than I could describe to you with words.“

And he’s more than right, words are often not enough. But the ones he used to describe what he just did were perfectly enough to bring one particular viewer to tears. That particular viewer who knows exactly what he was talking about. Because they are his other half and they’re going through it the same as he is. They’ve gone down that bumpy road side by side with him, ignoring the pain and turmoil while focusing their gaze on the rainbow above. That analogy was theirs from the very start after all. They both knew Y/N is the better one at finding the deeper meaning in everything even when there was nothing to be found.

They always found something. And Corpse will always cherish that trait as one of their best - always finding something to keep them both afloat.

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hi i know this is entirely not important but i wanted to say it anyway bc it's one of if not the Weirdest Hyperfixation I Have and it's SLIGHTLY relevant to the ask about dream's face so i wanted to share-

SO due to a lot of the younger generation getting a lot of social media consumption from Tiktok which doesn't have an age-restricting algorithm, there's a growing issue of "adult" spaces being invaded by children either arguing that they should be allowed, or lying to be allowed into said spaces because the mainstream availability of the internet, especially unrestricted access to it at younger and younger ages with little monitoring, means children and teens are seeing a lot of not-child-friendly material at an age where they WANT to interact with it, but through the internet, are interacting with it in a way that isn't healthy exploration but information overload that leads to way too much idealization about the topic. Adults, who know that interacting with children on graphic topics can be 1) dangerous for them and 2) dangerous for the children, will set boundaries that they will not let children interact with them/their content/the information they provide. Due to the kids involved already having had access in different circumstances, they do not understand the boundary and believe it to be "overbearing" or "stupid" and attempt to circumvent it in any way possible to continue accessing the content/ideas that they want. There's a sense of entitlement to that information due to previously not being restricted from it due to poor judgement on the hands of corporations that will do anything to make more money, they do not understand why they have access to it in some ways but not others and it leads to a lot of children, specifically, feeling entitled to access to spaces that are not for them and could cause them genuine harm. (That was the hyperfixation part) The MCYT fandom is mainly younger kids, it's geared towards younger people just because of the general concepts of it. Due to this and the mindset previously mentioned from unrestricted access to any and all information, a lot of lines (especially within related topics) get blurred- a lot of MCYT fans are also general Minecraft enjoyers, but not everyone who likes Minecraft as a game watches/is a fan of MCYTs. Rectangle-square type stuff yknow? But due to that blurring of lines, a lot of that nuance gets lost and assumptions are made that Minecraft Blog = MCYT fan, which leads to these types of things happening of MCYT fans "invading" specifically Minecraft spaces with no attachments to MCYTs and a blogs with nothing to do with MCYTs get dragged into MCYT stuff simply because there's a common topic that in many cases does, but does not ALWAYS relate them. so that's a very very long-winded way of saying the reason someone asked you about Dream's face is Capitalism but i said it

(I'm,,,, so sorry if this is weird or makes you uncomfortable in any way Im Sincerely hoping this isn't creepy because i genuinely don't know if it will come across that way but I really hope it doesn't I just Like Talking Too Much About Arbitrary Concepts)

Hey yeah no thats fine, I totally get all that I'm more confused why the question wasn't sent to my actual mcyt blog itself since I meantioned, yeah I'm in the fandom so to speak.

But I get there's a lot of crossover and the line isn't really a line, its more of like a uhhhh

its like a skipping rope you feel?

But yeah Im also a big hater of tiktok because it doesnt just fuck up younger people and kids but my ex-best friend has basically consumed that much tiktok that he started forcing his ideals on me and started getting annoyed I didnt understand all of his jokes he got from there.

Like the modern internet is based around how much money its users are worth to mega corps and how much information can be sucked out of us all.

Ive had problems on my main in the past where I'VE SAID COUNTLESS TIMES I didnt want under 18s to follow me and I had to block people on the daily for continuing to ignore the boundries Ive set.

ANYWAYS this is completely a tangent here and the fact Ive seen people calling others racist for them saying "dream is a white boy" really speaks volumes about this particular issue

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LET’S TALK ABOUT BATMAN AND ROBIN #20 (2011).

And the issues that followed that story (Batman and Robin vol.2 #34-37)

DC and the fandom really let Bruce get away with what he did to Jason in that issue. DC because they had Jason go back to Bruce a few issues later to finish their story and the fandom because this moment in comics isn’t talked about enough which has led people to believe that the the concept of “batfamily” as it is in fandom belongs in canon.

This type of moments in stories should make a bigger impact on comic relationships and fandom’s perception of said relationships. From where I am standing Bruce’s actions in that issue are right on the edge of unforgivable and they could have used them as a key moment for Jason to finally move on from all Bat related bullshit without thinking that he had to stay and finish the job (of getting Damian back).

Making Jason move on so easily from that situation really makes it look like if Batman is physically, emotionally, or mentally abusive to his children then it’s not that much of a big deal, it’s just a subplot to a bigger story.

And that is something that happens repeatedly in current comics and it’s disgusting.

Anyway, now that I am done with my rambling, I will start talking about the issues that I mentioned.

Batman and Robin (2011) #20 – Written by Peter Tomasi.

For a little context, this issue is set after Damian’s death and Bruce is looking for ways to resurrect him.

And in this particular issue of this run, Batman recruits Jason Todd between the events of RHatO vol. 1 #18 and #19, that’s why in the cover of the issue the name of the run is changed to ‘Batman and Red Hood’.

A bit more context is that in issue #18 Jason finally recovers from the injuries that he got when the trap that Joker had put on his helmet detonated, and Jason was also having an existential crisis after the Joker convinced him that he was always present in Jason’s life and that he shaped the man that Jason had become (If you want to read more about that and the times' Joker has played with Jason’s mind, I have this post in which I talk all about that).

Good, now I can finally talk about this hellish issue.

Bruce asks for Jason’s help because he wants to take down some marksmen and women that are based in Ethiopia that might or might not have been the same people who took on the job of looking for Damian when his mother had put a bounty on his head.

One would imagine that Bruce calling Jason for this job means that he would let Jason kill some people, bounty-hunters that are money-driven enough to kill children seem to be the kind of people Jason would have in his black list, but Jason is smart and he knows that Batman won’t let him kill so he asks why is Bruce asking him of all people to join him on this mission, Batman replies with “Because I am seeing red��.

If you, like me, don’t understand why Batman would ask the Red Hood to stop him from killing some very shady people then don’t worry, Batman was lying, he didn’t ask Jason to go with him to beat some bounty-hunters, he has ulterior motives.

I will give it to Tomasi, he wrote Jason as the smart cookie that he is because Jason doesn’t stop picking up on the weird technicalities of the mission, and I will go as far as to say that Jason never truly believed that Bruce was being honest about the true nature of their mission. Smart Chonky, I miss you and love you.

Once they get to Ethiopia Bruce starts setting the rules of engagement (don’t shoot to kill, only hands, knees, and elbows), and off they go. Bruce even makes a comment about how it “feels like old times” and Jason is all happy and warm that Bruce invited him to beat some baddies and he also brings up the fact that Bruce stayed by his side while he was recovering from his injuries, very lovely stuff that will soon mean nothing (and that should have meant nothing because Bruce and his lies had resulted in Joker knowing all of their secret identities and messing with all of them in horrible ways, but the Bat can get away with that too).

Here is part of Bruce’s speech about trust and his lies, “You don’t ever need to thank me, Red Hood, for a family always looks out for each other” to which Jason says, “Yeah but a family also needs to earn each other’s trust” and Bruce continues his speech with, “comes a time when having to keep earning someone’s trust stops and you hope the people you’ve put your faith in will always have your back no matter what”.

Batman, everyone, master detective and master manipulator.

As Batman is talking manipulating Jason he beats every bounty hunter almost effortlessly because he had brought some bat-gadgets that were going to make the fight really easy. And as the fight is over in what looks like a minute Batman and Red Hood get on the Batmobile ready to leave Ethiopia… or not.

Jason is very aware that Batman didn’t need him for that so-called mission so he starts to ask more and more firmly about the real reason as to why Batman brought him to this place.

Batman brought Jason back to Ethiopia, but most importantly back to the Magdala Valley because he wants to see if Jason going back to the place where he died will make him remember how he was resurrected.

Yep, talk about having messed-up parents. Bruce is positively the worst at this moment, but it gets worse.

Jason is rightfully pissed off, he says, “You lied to me, this wasn’t about taking down those mercenaries. You wanted to bring me here, to the worst place in the world and here I was starting to believe all your crap about trust and faith...”

To which Bruce says, “I thought bringing you here could jog your memory, maybe retrieve a detail buried deep in your subconscious that could help piece together how you came back to life so I…”

And my man Jason really continues his thought process only to later tell him how much of a piece of shit he truly is (I love this Chonky, go Jason show this man that he ain’t shit).

“���could apply it to getting Damian back. Yeah, I get it. Did it ever occur to you I might like keeping whatever the hell happened to me buried deep? If you cared about me, you wouldn’t want me to dredge up the one thing I’ve been trying to forget. I don’t want to remember the most horrific day of my life all right? You may like wallowing in your tragedies, Bruce, but I’m done looking back!”

Jason, bravo, tell him exactly how you feel! Any sort of good human being would surely accept that they crossed a massive line and that they should ask for forgiveness next, right?... Right?

No. And that’s because Bruce is a horrible human being, I am sorry but it had to be said, this man has zero empathy for Jason and he proves it when he says the following.

“If you cared about me and what I’ve lost, you’d want to dredge this up! Don’t you see, there is a chance you can help me erase one of the worst days of MY life, Jason! You can give me the greatest gift of all and help me figure out how to bring my son back”

Fuck Bruce Wayne. This man has no right whatsoever to talk this way to Jason, no matter how you see this situation, the whole thing is fucked up. Bruce puts his needs above Jason’s feelings and he diminishes Jason’s position as his son because Bruce only refers to Damian as his son. This whole thing is incredibly nasty.

Here we should have had the point of no return for Jason and Bruce’s relationship, although if you are like me, you might think that the point of no return happened way back in Batman (1940) #650 when Bruce decided that saving the Joker by throwing a batarang at Jason’s neck (how did he know that Jason would survive that, I have no idea, maybe Bruce can see the future) was a better option compared to Jason finally killing the clown. Because that’s the thing, Jason was going to kill the clown but Bruce didn’t let him because he didn’t want more blood in Jason’s hands, I laugh until this day about how stupid Bruce’s thinking was there.

Anyway, the point I was trying to make is that Jason should have said bye-bye to Batman and all related Batman crap from this moment on. It would have been perfect but DC can’t help themselves and Lobdell’s self-insert-Jason really wants to be part of this amazing family so, no luck for Jason or us.

If you have read my latest post about Joker getting under Jason’s skin or read issue #18 of RHatO you know the context of what Jason says next.

“Yeah, and how about me? How about the gift of not knowing that the Joker manipulated my entire life, huh? The clown tainted everything, the good, the bad, hell my life’s even been tainted by you!”

Yup, Jason was going through it, and he had talked about these feelings with Bruce previously in issue #17 of RHatO, he had asked Bruce if he thought that Joker had created him and Bruce said, “No Jason, He didn’t make you, I never did either. You made you” and Jason was extremely thankful for that. And now, here we are, these feelings are being brought up again but in a very different situation.

Them arguing becomes a physical fight and after Jason asks Bruce “why are you making me stand in the exact same spot he beat me to death?” He replies this “Because I want to watch Damian grow up damn it! Damian earned that right! And I want to give it to him!”

This conversation only gets worse and Bruce’s most horrible side comes to light, like, I understand that Bruce wants Damian to be alive and all that but he is saying all the wrong stuff to Jason. I feel like as the reader I am being told that Bruce values Damian more than he ever did Jason because he is willing to put Jason through his own personal hell for Damian but refuses to see the reasons as to why Jason doesn’t want to do it. Bruce is being incredibly selfish and he is not caring enough about Jason to notice that he is hurting him. He even doesn’t notice after Jason says, “I was ready to stand by your side and you’ve thrown it all away!”

It is incredibly sad but it's also a bit of a look into what Bruce will do to Dick in Nightwing vol. 3 #30. It has the exact same vibe in both issues, Bruce going completely berserk on his children and telling them that he “trained them to be better”.

This issue ends with Jason punching Bruce several times and Bruce taunting Jason by telling him that he might as well continue because he is “still standing”. The levels of manipulation that Bruce had going on here weren’t as high as the ones in Nightwing #30 but he sure was a little bitch every step of the way.

Jason, being smart, doesn’t take the bait and tells Bruce that he is leaving and he is taking the car.

Wouldn’t this have been an amazing moment for Jason to finally rid himself of all Batman-related events and bullshit? How did DC miss this amazing opportunity to make Jason Todd/Red Hood a character that can stand on his own and with his own rules?

The potential that was wasted when they made Jason go back to Bruce and help him get Damian back in issues 33 to 37 of this same run is immeasurable. And just like Joker being able to get under Jason’s skin, him going back to Bruce and the “family” for plot purposes harmed Jason’s characterization greatly.

Batman and Robin (2011) #34-37 – Written by Peter Tomasi.

Whatever kind of respect I held for Tomasi because of the way he wrote Jason in #20 is now gone. Issues 34 to 37 have Jason fighting alongside Batman and him being all buddy-buddy with him.

Now, let me make something clear, Bruce wanting to bring Damian back to life/from Apokolips is absolutely fine with me, a father fighting for his son’s life can always make a good story, the thing is that at this point in time not only the events of Batman and Robin #20 have happened but so have the events of Nightwing #30.

So, Bruce going through all of this for one of his kids (that keeps being brought up as if he were his only son) after he emotionally manipulated Jason and Dick makes this story very bitter.

But I understand what DC is doing, you know? Here is how they manage to make this story as bitter-sweet as possible. In issue 34 of this run, Dick shows up in his Spyral get-up and offers his help in getting Damian back, because the kid meant a lot to him but Bruce can’t have Dick helping him out along with Barbara and Tim because Bruce has everyone convinced that Dick is dead. So, DC was like “here is this big brain idea, let’s have Jason, Barbara, and Tim helping Bruce get Damian back”. And that’s exactly what they did.

They dragged Jason back to Batman-related crap after he was manipulated, insulted, and punched by the man that is supposed to be his father. And this issue is also happening after Jason had such an immense existential crisis that he decided to have his memory wiped so he could cleanse himself on any doubt that the Joker had manipulated his free will.

How on earth are we supposed to believe that Jason is dumb enough to go back to Batman after all that? Does DC and its writers read their own material? Do they check if the characters that they are planning on using have contradicting narratives?

It’s so messy, the opportunity that DC, Tynion, Tomasi, and Lobdell got to make Jason his own man and his own character was completely wasted, just for a Batman event!

And it isn’t like Jason’s participation in getting Damian back was crucial, it really wasn’t, if I am planning on taking a team of heroes to Apokolips for a rescue mission, Jason, Barbara and Tim wouldn’t be my first options. Jason was put in that book only so they could have someone making snarky comments and for Jason to be like “Bruce we are family, we will always have each other’s backs” I mean, who is Jason supposed to be, Dom Toretto?

Here are some of the moments that seemed the most out of touch for Jason in these issues.

Batman and Robin #34

In issue 34 Bruce gives a long speech about him not wanting to hide things anymore from them (like he did during the events of Death of the Family) and that he wants a new start because they “have been broken long enough” so from that moment forward “good or bad, the truth rules”.

The audacity of this man, my god, how dense can Bruce be? “we’ve been broken long enough”? YOU have broken your relationship with these people time and time again! As you are standing there talking about the truth you are hiding the fact that Dick is alive and well somewhere far away because YOU sent him on a very dangerous mission after he died and you manipulated him.

THE AUDACITY OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT! Am I becoming an anti-Batman blog? I think I am and quite honestly, I am having the time of my life. Fuck this guy.

But back to the issue, after Bruce says that the truth is all that goes now, Barbara basically says that she doesn’t believe him, that all it takes for Bruce to go back to lying is “another situation that justifies you going dark on us in more ways than one” HA! You go, girl! But he is already hiding something from all of you.

Jason being himself supplies a situation like the ones where Batman lies to them in order to get them to work for him, he says, “or bringing me to Magdala Valley on a sightseeing trip to reminisce about the good old days of crowbars and explosions”, ah yes, sure, Bruce did all that back in issue 20 and now it is brought up as an afterthought… how wonderful.

Bruce, of course, lies to their faces when he says “I promise that nothing gets held back. We speak our mind no matter what the cost” to which Jason says “Unconditional truth now and forever, Bruce, otherwise this is all a load of crap”.

AND IT IS! IT IS ALL A LOAD OF CRAP CHONKY! RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND!

Man, what a mess, poor Dick. He had to wait there and watch his father lie his ass off. And he really wanted to help Bruce get Damian back. Even after Bruce told Dick (as well as Barbara, Tim, and Jason) that he had to go to Apokolips alone Dick still helped Bruce in other ways, Dick really is the MVP, what a man, I love him so much!

(I really needed to show my love for Dick right then and there, sometimes you just have to do it. Dick Grayson is, after all, the greatest comic character to have ever been created).

Batman and Robin #36

First of all, seeing Jason and Barbara wearing the Robin symbol really makes me laugh. It’s just weird to see Barbara wear it, it almost feels like it’s something that shouldn’t have happened and in Jason’s case, well, the last time he wore it he died and it’s kinda funny to see beefy and tall Red Hood wearing a Robin symbol, it’s just funny not a critique.

What I am going to critique from this issue is that after they (Jason, Barbara, and Tim) go to Apokolips and find Bruce they say, “You’re here in this hellish place for your son, Bruce” and Jason continues that with, “And we’re here for you”.

Ah, the irony. Of all people, having Jason say that to Bruce is wild. This man has done nothing for Jason and here Jason is, in Apokolips, of all places, to help a man that does not deserve it. This is proof that Jason is a good man but its also proof that he is an idiot in the New 52, I am sorry but come on, writing Jason this way after what Bruce did to him in issue 20 seems like DC is confirming the fact that even though Batman does the most horrible stuff to his kids, he can still get away with it because his kids still love him all the same.

I understand, loving your parents when they are flawed but Bruce had been written at this time like an abusive father, and he was written like that towards Jason and Dick, so it is not a good look. Bruce saying that he promises that he won’t do it anymore isn’t enough DC, make the man pay for being that way, make his kids stay away from him for a while (or forever).

And here is the other thing, I say that Bruce is Jason and Dick’s father but DC doesn’t, they only acknowledge Damian as Bruce’s son and they do it because the New 52 timeline is non-existent. After all, they deleted a lot of history from these characters, I think it’s fair to assume that Bruce never adopted Dick or Jason and that both of them were Robin for a very short time. What I am trying to say with this is that not only is Bruce getting away with being abusive but he is also getting away with being an abusive father. Because Bruce is their father, at least I see it that way, he isn’t just his friend/mentor/tutor he is their father. He used to be before New 52 and that’s not something that we as the readers are ready or want to let go of.

All in all, Jason didn’t do much in these issues thus confirming (to me, at least) that the only reason he was invited to the party was because they couldn’t use Dick. And that’s an insult to Jason’s character, it would have been better if Jason didn’t appear in this story and he actually had the chance to do something else, like go back to being the proper Red Hood, an anti-hero that does what Batman won’t do for Gotham and its people.

[thrndlngs]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷     this is how you fall in love, e. kirishima.

previously on, TIHYFIL.           next on, TIHYFIL.

      ii.      ❝     THE MORNING AFTER.

author’s warning: this is how i managed the two of you to be cuddling. :p some cursing + your friends think you hooked up but you didn’t. um???? if yn doesn’t get me with the mf PROGRAM lmao.

     THERE’S A SLIGHT PANIC THAT rises in the college students residing in your living room when they realize that neither you or kirishima are anywhere in sight. sero offers to make a bet that the two of you have finally stopped being oblivious and finally hit it off but mina thinks otherwise. she might have been tipsy but she wasn’t that tipsy to have imagined you playing with kirishima’s fingers during the game. or when he would tilt his head back to look at you while you were talking.

   “maybe we should give them some space.” deku added and bakugou sucks in his teeth, arms folded across his chest. not only does he have a massive headache but now you managed to sneak off with one of his closest friends - did deku really think he was going to let this go without being investigated?

  “tch. we’re going to find those damn extras. even if it takes all morning.” 

  “don’t you have to go to work at 12?” 

  “your fucking point?” bakugou asked sero, who raises his hands in his defense, eyes immediately moving to mina who wants nothing to do with with bakugou’s attitude. 

   “well, i’ll get breakfast started, kaminari want to give me a hand?” uraraka asked and of course, he was also nowhere in sight. which only pisses bakugou off even more (if that’s even possible)

   “alright.. does anyone want to help me get breakfast started?” 

   “yup, i am right behind you, literally, right behind you, please move quicker.” sero whined quietly, deku and mina following close behind. which leaves bakugou to play ‘clean up’ (not that he minded, he knows his friends are terrible at cleaning and the more time passes, the more it dawns on him what the two of you could be doing: so for lack of better words, he’s stalling.)

   kirishima wakes up before you, he doesn’t have the heart to wake you up as well, so he lays idle as you continue to drool on his shirt. not that he minds - is he panicking? yes. is he scared of what your reaction will be when you realize how close you guys are? double yes. this isn’t the first time you guys have been in a ‘position’ like this - but now it’s just the two of you. there’s no mina throwing her leg over you or sero having his arm outstretched in kirishima’s face, it’s just you two, in your bed. 

  he’s drumming his fingers against your back - impatiently almost, he’s bored and his arm is asleep but it isn’t like he’ll move to get himself comfortable. yeah, he’s got it that bad. it seemed like the only solution to the current situation at hand was to just go back to sleep - so that’s what he does.  

   "oi, oi, wake the fuck up shitty hair.” bakugou would start screaming but he has some respect (in the sense that he doesn’t want to wake you up not because he thinks he needs to wake kirishima up gently). “unless you want them to start barging in here and asking you questions i suggest you get up in the next twenty seconds.” 

   the redheaded male almost tells bakugou to lock the door behind him but, he’s thankful for the warning nonetheless and knows that you’d probably want him to try to make sure the two stir as little rumors as possible. 

   “just keep ‘em busy for a while alright? i have to figure out how to not wake her up.”

   “yeah, yeah i don’t really care. just make it quick - i want to go home and brush my fucking teeth.” 

   “okay bakugou you can go now.” 

   “don’t say i didn’t do anything for you shitty hair.”

   kirishima let’s out an audible sigh, looking down to see that the two of you were still in the same position as earlier and the realization of it makes him sweat.

   “mornin’ kiri.” you mumbled, pulling away to stretch and offer him a soft smile. maybe it’s the way the sun’s hitting your eyes or maybe he really hasn’t gotten over the highschool crush he had on you but he feels the warmth rise to his cheeks. “—sorry for being in your personal space. won’t happen next time.”

   next time?

   “no biggie, mornin’ to you too [your nickname].” play it cool, play it cool, play it cool.

    “is anyone else awake?” you asked, half tempted to go back to sleep. thankfully - you didn’t have to go to work with a hangover.

   “yeah. everyone actually. i think mina’s burning your kitchen down as we speak.” he’s joking but the slight panic that rises in your eyes makes him laugh and it earns him a slap to his shoulder. 

   “do you know how many times i’ve set that fire alarm off? you can’t joke like that!”

   “okay, okay, i’m sorry.” 

   “do you work today?” you asked, sitting up as kirishima did the same, rubbing the tiredness from his eyes.

   “no. i have friday’s and saturday’s off now.”

   “oh great! i mean - unless you have plans i was wondering if you wanted to go down to restock on snacks with me?”

   “no that’s great — i need to grab some stuff for my room anyways. uh, i’m going to start heading out to go shower and stuff y’know - uh, want to meet here or — ”

   “ — we can meet there if you want? that way you don’t have to take so many trips.” 

   you don’t give him much room to protest as you lift yourself from the bed, stretching one last time before you head to the door. 

   “i don’t want to give everyone the wrong idea so i’ll leave first and i’ll give you some time to uh, grab your stuff and, you know.” 

   wrong idea, wrong idea, of course.

   “yeah - yeah, uh, good idea. i’ll meet you out there.” 

   you offered him a smile before putting a brave face on. you weren’t sure if you had the strength to deal with the disaster that awaited you in the front end of your apartment or the general commotion your friends were causing. 

   but surprisingly, there wasn’t much - which makes you think that everyone must really be hungover. “uh, good morning?” you greeted with uncertainty, looking over to your friends who just squint back. 

   kirishima had counted to thirty before he exited your bedroom - hand rubbing at the nape of his neck awkwardly (in hindsight this only seemed to confirm your friends suspicions) and he too rushed out a quick, “good morning,” before moving around you. 

   “i have to go, i’ll catch you guys later. uh, your name, i’ll text you when i’m there okay?” he called out as he headed for the door as you still stood in the same spot, blinking. from an outsider’s perspective it seemed like you were finally seeing the situation from your friends point of view - and you almost shriek. keyword: almost. 

   “uh - yeah! see you then kiri.”

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[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

I hope this doesn’t come of as rude or confrontational, but I’m curious about your stance on certain HCs regarding Jonathan.

You’ve previously mentioned in a post that Jonathan despises rapists, and would personally never cross that line. Therefore, it slightly baffles me that you seem to be fine with, even welcome, the writer’s portrayal of him in the New Years Evil “mistress of fear” one-shot where the whole narrative is built around him being an incel stalker with no self-awareness or sense of boundaries, who exhibits borderline sexual predatory behaviors towards a girl possibly half his age. Which also is not an uncommon trope amongst fanworks of him, with creators using him as a stereotypical embodiment of the word “villain”.

I’m in no way suggesting that people shouldn’t consume unhealthy content, and this has nothing to do with kink-shaming. What’s troubling is the fandom inclination to insert him into such roles. He’s manipulative and cruel, but making him very much an un-naunced sexual perpetrator seems like an outright contradiction to his distaste for toxic masculinity and how misanthropic he is.

I truly admire the effort you put in to run your blog, and your constant support for fandom artists. This just might be me overthinking, so I apologize if I’ve bothered you.

I welcome your concern and would be happy to answer.Bare in mind, it’s late here and this may be nonsense but I wanted to give it a shot before going to bed. (if you aw this ask the moment I posted it, for some reason paragraphs were out of order, sorry about that)

Honestly, when I first read the story new Years Evil, I didn't think of him the way to describe. He stalked her, sure...but that was out of a need for revenge for what she said in court. This is VERY vengeful man we're talking about. Always has been that way. (And I honestly don't see him as an incel, I don't even like that word tbh. It's demeaning to men in general when the vast majority aren't like that. )

I don't see him as following her out of sexual desire, yes I will admit some have analyzed that comic and come to that conclusion but I do not agree with it. He followed her out of vengeance, and only when he learned more about her trauma, her bullying...did he start to feel feelings for her. And feelings is a strong word, I'd almsot rather say kinship. That why he had to make her his "Mistress of fear"

and "Mistress of fear" is a title, not a actual mistress/master relationship. I don't think that's what he wanted at all. He saw potential in her, she aligned with him on a traumatic level and he wanted to help her in his own horrible, wrong and manipulative way.

and she wasn't having that. she wasn't going to be like Jonathan Crane. She refused. That's the best part! She told him FUCK NO and purposefully pursued a life better than his own!

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and as for the fanfic and other word, I DO NOT condone underage relationships with Scarecrow. I do NOT like student/teacher or student/therapist stuff AT ALL. It grosses me out honestly. I would never put that on my blog. And I really do not like anything were he's a sexual predator/deviant or whatever. I don't even like him being horrible and hurtful in the bedroom, either.

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The biggest reason I have this username and my own Mistress of Fear OC is because I like the idea of Jonathan Crane having someone who shares similar trauma. My story is not like New Year's Evil, it's something that was consensual from day one.

I also want to say that your interpretation of the comic is not wrong, that's what you see and that is fine. I'm not gonna belittle you and I hope this doesn't come off that way. Everyone interprets comics differently. That's why I reblog so many headcanons, cus everyone deserves to have their own idea even if I do not necessarily agree

I hope this helps answer your questions, and thank for for your concern. <3 I promise I am doing my best not to encourage behavior like those fics you mentioned.

[welllpthisishappening]

Hi, not a WIP question, but I always see you tagging stuff with "stupid witch fic inspo" and stuff like that. Which of your fics is the "stupid witch fic"? I thought I'd read most of them, but I think I may have missed one.

I hope you know what you've started with this question, because it's going to get me talking about one of my absolute favorite, entirely self-indulgent subjects. That's right! It's time to talk about All Was Golden in the Sky!

Once upon a time (or more like: February 2019) I saw a writing prompt that was something along the lines of: you're sitting outside your apartment because you've been locked out or sexiled or something like that and someone's coming up after making a late-night snack run and then you fall in love. That was the basic gist. The specifics aren't important. What is important was that my brain was like WRITE THAT, NOW. I had already signed up for @cssns at that point and, in fact, had already written a story. (it was All the Subliminal Things, that's got soulmates) But I am who I am as a person and was like I'm going to WRITE THAT, NOW. So, I started writing what was, at the time, a pretty modern witch fic. With Emma as the witch. And Killian as like—totally in love with her. From the get. Hence the tag. And I kept writing. Few chapters in between covering state basketball tournaments.

E X C E P T

As previously discussed, I am who I am as a person, so, #ThatStupidWitchFic sort of—exploded. Into something that was no longer a straight modern AU with Emma as a witch. Sorry, everyone this was not the modern AU it was supposed to be. It's because I could not figure out how Emma and Killian would get initially separated without something DRASTIC happening. So I did something drastic. Basically I retooled my entire plot, realized I'd written myself into an explanation without entirely meaning to and, suddenly, #ThatStupidWitchFicInspo became a tag that made very little sense. In that it is just an absolute mess of gif sets and art and All Was Golden in the Sky became one of my favorite things I have ever written. Like, ever. If you haven't read it (please, read it), the pretty long story includes:

Super powerful, decidedly magical Emma

A Killian who's like FOLLOW THAT LADY ANYWHERE? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

Prophecy

Magical families that are not-so-secretly based on the Hargreeves from the Umbrella Academy

Scenes written entirely to the credits song from Pocahontas, If I Never Knew You

Flashback scenes set...not in the modern world

Strong New York City opinions

The sentence THAT'S LOVE, DICK (which might be the greatest sentence I've ever written, honestly)

Will-Belle-Killian triangle of friendship supremacy

A whole Arendelle subplot that, yes, absolutely had to happen

Sword fights

Another Neverland subplot that I'm also pretty proud of in that it's kind of freaky and magic stuff happens

(There's a twist. I wrote myself into it. The twist includes more sword fights.)

SWOON-WORTHY ROMANCE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF

Ariel-Killian brotp that spawned a nearly 50K spinoff

Potential for a sequel that I really may write for the approximately 27 people who enjoyed this story (shout out to @shireness-says and @optomisticgirl who both championed writing the self-indulgent spinoff, and @distant-rose who read the whole story in basically a day and then made glorious cover art and @searchingwardrobes who also made art for the story.)

When I tell you that I had the best time writing this, I am not exaggerating. If Blue Line is my fandom heart, then this is, like, my self-indulgent soul. It's fantasy and romance and a quasi-road trip and there's a seeress and Rumplestilskin and a DRAGON and pretty much every single character mentioned on Once Upon a Time. I love it. I still add stuff to the tag for that maybe-sequel I will probably write and then never post.

[diavolosthots]

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THE BROTHERS + THE UNDATEABLES with a lover who has bad eyesight

Lucifer:

So... Is this going to keep you from doing your chores? Keeping up with responsibilities?

Kind of intrigued because he can see just fine. How do humans lose their eyesight?

Thinks your glasses (if you wear them) are funny looking but like you need them to see

Will fight off anyone that teases you about it because its not your fault

Mammon:

So you cant see huh

No mammon I can see just not very well

Suddenly becomes your personal butler

Loves that you rely on him now. Aka makes you rely on him

Dont worry the greatness that is the mammon will take great care of you ;)

Leviathan:

What NO! how are you gonna game with him and keep up what?

What if he wants to watch anime with you ?

Will read the subtitles and show you whats going on because he lowkey (highkey) likes to be needed

You can rely on him anytime BUT NOT THAT HE WANTS THAT OR ANYTHING (he totally does)

Satan:

Awe babe what a shame

You become an easy prank target now; sorry in advance

But he'll also read books to you because EVERYONE deserves to have knowledge

You can rely on him but he will mess with you every once in a while so just a heads up

Asmodeus:

Babe you dont need to see to FEEL the pleasure 😏

Just hold onto him if you cant see

What was that? You wear glasses/contacts? Will you still rely on him?

Anyways you dont need eyes with this man; only a voice and a sense of touch.

Beelzebub:

As long as your sense of smell and taste are still there youre good lol

Hes honestly the biggest help like anything you need hes got you

Reads things to you if you want but hes not the greatest reader and you have to pay him in snacks

Becomes your big body guard in case anyone tries to mess with you

Belphegor:

Sucks to be you #1 lol

You don't need eyes to sleep

Just lay down with and sleep. Go into dream land. Theres nothing out here in the Devildom worth seeing anyways

All jokes aside, he MIGHT help you if you need it.

Diavolo:

Really? Whats it like wearing glasses? Not being able to see all that well?

Steals your glasses in good jokes and fun and realizes how BAD your eyesight is

Gives you a personal servant who reads stuff for and to you

Dont worry, Diavolo's got you covered

Barbatos:

Thinks youre joking at first lol what's bad eyesight

But of course at some point he realizes its actually bad

Tries to fix it for you but if you dont want that, thats fine too

Actually super reliable so you can count on him.

Simeon:

Do you want him to pull a jesus on you? Lol jk

Hes the biggest supporter, tell him what you need and he's got you

Literally a guardian angel

No judgement here and will protect you from the haters.

Luke:

Its okay you can still bake with him!!!

Dont need eyes to taste things!!!

Also protects you from haters though no one takes him serious :(

Put your glasses on once and almost died because WOW that's bad.

Solomon:

LOLOLOL sucks to be you #2

Might help you, but mainly just teases you

He could help you with magic but why would he do that when you cling to him so lovingly?

Hes worse than Satan and messes with you all the time.

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[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 300: Days of Our Todorokis

Previously on BnHA: Hawks was all “hey Jeanist, wanna go on a road trip with me to my mom’s house?” Jeanist was all “you know it,” and so they hopped into Jeanist’s jercedes and took off. Hawks took a nap and had a flashback to his Dickensian childhood living in a abject poverty with his jerk mom and jerk dad, thinking heroes were make-believe until one day Endeavor arrested his dad and Baby Hawks was all “OH SHIT.” And then he saved a bunch of people, and the HPSC was all “what do we have here,” and blah blah blah, you know the rest. Back in the present, Hawks was all “well my life is currently in shambles, but on the plus side there’s no one bossing me around anymore so that’s pretty cool,” and then decided he was going to talk to Endeavor. Fandom was all “I can’t believe Hawks would side with his childhood hero over the man who burned his wings off and posted a video calling him a violent murderer who took after his abusive dad,” so that was fun and stuff. I can’t wait to see what piping fresh takes this new chapter will bring.

Today on BnHA: Our old friend Carbonation Carl tries to loot a Starbucks and gets his ass kicked by a senior citizen. Society is all “YEAH, WE’RE REALLY STARTING TO GET SICK OF THIS SHIT.” Old Man Samurai is all “this room won’t stop me because I can’t read it” and abruptly decides to retire, which, fun fact, is literally THE LEAST HELPFUL THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE. Anyway so then a bunch of other punkasses follow suit, and while I won’t say that I’m actually starting to root for Stain to kill some peeps, just for the record I’m not not saying that either. Back in the hospital, Endeavor cries some tears because his life sucks, and then is confronted by his entire family, LED BY QUEEN REI, FIRST OF HER NAME, BACK IN BUSINESS AND LARGE AND IN CHARGE. Rei is all “fuck feeling sorry for yourself, we have a rogue Murder Son on the loose” and I swear to god I have never felt so alive.

so here we go! and just for the record, even though the last two chapters have been phenomenal, I don’t necessarily have any sky-high expectations for chapter 300, mostly because chapters 100 and 200 consisted of Mei Boobs, and Toadette and her horrific quirk lmao. so go ahead Horikoshi, what are you gonna pull out of your hat for this one

oh, back to this stuff again. sob

I guess there was only so much time we could spend having hospital antics and exploring Hawks’s past before we got back to dealing with the whole “the world has gone to absolute shit” issue huh, lol

omg

what’s with these bizarrely cute Noumus. why do I want to pet them

so the narrative text is going on about how people have been super paranoid about the Noumu ever since the USJ incident a year ago. so yeah, I guess the fact that there are now a bunch of them confirmed to be running around is really freaking people out even on top of everything else

wtf is happening here

what did this poor lil glass ever do to anyone. r.i.p.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SODA SAM IS BACK ON THE LAM

tsk tsk tsk. my man has graduated from snatching purses to raiding cafes. going after that big money. this man has no business sense whatsoever lmao

OH BUT WATCH IT NOW!!

OH SNAP THE PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING BACK. WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW SAM

THIS MAN IS 172 YEARS OLD AND HE’S NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES!!

WTF IS HE LIGHTING THIS THING ON FIRE OR SOME SHIT. GETTEM GRANDPA YEAHHHH HE’S CHARGING AT EM YEAHHHHHH

lmao so that was fun. and now we’re cutting to Wash!! omg. look at him

he’s so dedicated. too bad you don’t have a car like Best Jeanist. probably takes a while when you’re just running everywhere

you see?? you were too slow!!

NOOOO, GRANDPA. he defeated Pepsi Pete, but lost his life in the process. this is too tragic

anyway so the good news is that the cafe has been saved! but the bad news is, there really isn’t much of a cafe left. huh. I guess that’s one of the reasons why people are supposed to get a license to use their quirks like this

oh snap and now everyone is coming outside, and they’re none too happy to see poor old Wash over here

seriously Wash, get a bicycle or something. also the way this guy is gesturing so dramatically with his hand in this sort of “YOU SEE!! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!” manner is sending me

OH MY GOD

HE SPEAKS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. IT MEANS JEANS PUNS ARE YESTERDAY’S NEWS, FOLKS!! MAKE WAY FOR THE LAUNDRY PUNS. CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH THIS ALL... UNFOLD

“the heroes had dwindled away” okay real talk you guys, it is literally only a matter of time before they press-gang the children into picking up their slack. I still don’t know how to feel about that, but it is happening one way or the other regardless. Child Soldiers 2 Electric Boogaloo. wonder if we’ll see a rise in vigilante action as well

OHO WHAT’S THIS? THIS IS A CHAPTER OF GRANDPAS HUH

-- no fucking way

WOW. WOW. WOWWWWWW

wow. so he didn’t do a fucking thing while the rest of the top ten were being turned into red mist in the previous arc, and now that it’s all over and they need his help more than ever, he decides... THAT IT’S TIME TO RETIRE. holy shit. “fuck you” doesn’t even begin to cover it my guy. you stand there and soak up those boos you coward

ohhhhhhh shiiiiit you guys. oh shit

the “I am not here” breaks my fucking heart for real though y’all. oh man. everything he worked for is gone just like that

(ETA: okay so a couple of the takes I’ve seen on this make it seem like All Might is somehow the bad guy here?? “this is what happens when society puts a bunch of glorified cops on a pedestal”, “finally the cracks in hero society are showing”, etc. etc. so, just a friendly reminder that this isn’t happening because of too much trust and a lack of critical thinking; this is happening because the villains killed all the heroes and broke a bunch of murderers out of jail. it’s happening because an organized league of terrorists succeeded in terrorizing, and so society is now understandably awash in fear and panic. like, it’s just wild to me that AFO is RIGHT FUCKING THERE, and yet week after week fandom still has their “IT’S ALL THE HEROES’ FAULT” signs still up on their lawns. BUT WHATEVER, MOVING ON.)

also though, so exactly how much time is passing here now? I wanted to go straight back to the hospital and see what happens with Deku and the Todorokis. please don’t tell me we’re jumping ahead sob. my aaaaangst

OH SHIT

STAIN. LISTEN UP BUDDY. I KNOW WE’VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES, AND I STILL DESPISE YOU FOR CRIPPLING TENSEI AND TRYING TO KILL MY BEST BOY TENYA. BUT AS IT HAPPENS, THERE ARE ONE OR TWO OTHER HEROES OUT THERE NOW WHO I WOULDN’T MIND YOU PAYING A VISIT I’M JUST SAYING

LOL BUT IT ACTUALLY ISN’T THIS MAN, FFFFFF

sob. yeah I was talking about Old Man Samurai actually but YEAH. HEY THERE ENJI

also is this entire hospital actually run by characters from Super Mario Bros though. first Yoshi and now this guy, come the fuck on that is not a coincidence

lmao they stuck him in another one of these cavernous creepy hospital rooms

wtf is it with Horikoshi and these giant fucking rooms lately. Kacchan’s in chapter 298, then Tomie’s colossal house furnished with like one table and a TV, and now this. and the weirdest thing about it though is that “huge space with nothing to fill it up” is like the exact opposite of what you’ll usually find in Japanese homes lol

so now Enji is just sitting there thinking things like “my head is fuzzy” and “I’m alive” lmao okay. not quite all there yet, huh. I’ll give you a minute

I’m so fucking curious as to who his first visitor is going to be omg. either way it’s going to be interesting af, and either way fandom is probably going to feel some way about it but OH WELL

okay now his thoughts are getting more coherent! and he’s remembering Touya, and feeling regret for freezing up and forcing Shouto to deal with everything instead

!!! OH HERE GOES BRACE YOURSELVES Y’ALL IT’S ABOUT TO GET SPICY

NO TOUYA PLEASE DON’T CRY HONEY NO PLEASE

ohhhhhhh man

okay, I mean I didn’t expect you to, but so instead then you’re just going to do... what? lie there and wallow in regret and self-pity for the rest of your life? son you know that’s not how we deal with our problems here in Shounen

though also, I totally do get it though. honestly, thinking on it, I probably would have been disappointed with any other response. but so this is where the rest of his family (including his adopted son) come into play now though, because like it or not they’re all in this thing together. and so friends, I am once again asking you WHO IS GOING TO BE THE ONE TO VISIT ENJI FIRST

AHHHHHHH

KRANCH!!!! OMG AND THE OTHERS ARE SO TINY NEXT TO HIM THAT I ALMOST DIDN’T SEE THEM AT FIRST. IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE TWENTY MILES AWAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS REGULATION HOCKEY RINK OF A ROOM

holy shit I’m so excited lkjlklhlglkasdsjldfk

SDKFJLSKHLKJL

the way she has him by his collar lmaoooo. “lol nah you’re not going anywhere pal.” damn straight, siblings have to be ride or die in situations like this. banding together for survival. strength in numbers

OH MY STARS I’M JUST WARNING YOU NOW THAT I’M ABOUT TO DISSECT EVERY LAST REMAINING PANEL OF THIS CHAPTER PROBABLY YOU GUYS. WE COULD BE HERE A WHILE

love how Fuyu has absolutely no idea how to segue into THE SINGLE MOST AWKWARD CONVERSATION SHE’S EVER HAD, so she just GOES FOR IT in pure small talk mode like they’re meeting up for brunch somewhere

I KNOW IT’S A SMALL THING, BUT I APPRECIATE THAT THE FIRST THING ENJI ASKS IS WHETHER THEY’RE OKAY

lastly while I can’t wait for more of this delicious Natsu angst, I also just have to say that Enji has as much reason to cry right now as anyone on the planet. you can’t deny that being confronted by your not-dead-but-you-thought-he-was-dead son who’s all “SURPRISE DAD I GREW UP TO BE A MASS MURDERER AND I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING IS ALL YOUR FAULT AND NOW I’M GONNA MAIM YOUR OTHER KID” with a side order of “EVERYONE HATES YOU AND SOCIETY IS CRUMBLING AND NOTHING WILL EVER BE GOOD EVER AGAIN” is enough to bum pretty much anyone out. there’s a Pagliacci the Clown joke here somewhere. BUT DOCTOR, I AM THE NUMBER ONE HERO

oh man lol he is seriously falling apart

damn. like you guys, I’m sorry, go ahead and cancel me, but I do feel compassion for the man. it’s therapeutic for me to see an abuser actually feel remorse and be truly sorry and want to change and want to make it up to his family. and it’s also compelling as fuck to read a narrative about a family that’s trying to grapple with that, because let me tell you straight up, as someone who’s done a version of that song and dance -- it is exhausting. it is a piping hot mess. it’s a gigantic mishmosh of extremely volatile emotions that all somehow all contradict one another. love, hurt, hope, anger, betrayal, resentment, attachment, longing. it’s something you can both be desperate for and also want nothing at all to do with. and attempting to portray all of that and write about it is a monumental task, and one which Horikoshi has done so, so delicately thus far, and damn but I appreciate it. anyway, so I’m here and I’m ready for my latest helping of Todoroki Fam Feels you guys

GASP

oh man. OHMANOHMANOHMAN. CAN IT REALLY BE. IS THIS THE REDEMPTION ARC OF CHAPTERS 100 AND 200???

LMAO SHE’S ALL “WE ALL FEEL BAD YOU JACKASS STOP CRYING ABOUT IT”

LAY INTO HIM REI!! SORRY ENJI YOUR PITY PARTY HAS BEEN CANCELLED IN FAVOR OF A “SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT” PARTY COURTESY OF QUEEN ELSA OVER HERE. THE PEOPLE TOOK A VOTE AND WE WANT LESS WHINING AND MORE ACTION

oh my god look at this lady folks

NOTE THE HAIR BLOWING IN THE NONEXISTENT WIND. NOW WE KNOW WHERE SHOUTO GOT THIS POWER FROM

(ETA: btw guys, seeing Rei handle this crisis like an absolute champ despite everything she’s been through is everything, though. I’m reminded of Hawks’s line last week about people sometimes unexpectedly finding liberation when they’re backed into a corner. like things may be shit but goddammit her kiddos need her.)

THE CHAPTER IS ALREADY ENDING SOB, IT’S ONLY A 17-PAGER THIS WEEK, BUT GODDAMN WHAT A WAY TO CLOSE

oh my god. oh my god oh my god. AND FUCK YOU HORIKOSHI FOR CUTTING IT OFF THERE sob. it’s like each week the wait for the next chapter becomes more painful. the Todofam is about to get real, and on top of that Hawks is gonna crash the party at some point down the line, and on top of that we’re still waiting for Kacchan to have his own heartfelt discussion about What The Fuck Are We Supposed To Do Next with his best friend who’s currently in a coma. all I want to do with my life is read about these three things, and all I can do is simply wait as they are portioned out in agonizing, addicting little installments every week

anyway! tune in next time as we answer the question of whether or not fandom will finally run its train of logic all the way through to its natural conclusion and somehow manage to cancel Noted Abuse Apologist Todoroki Fucking Rei. don’t act like it can’t happen. you all know nothing is sacred lol. anyways but I’m ready for anything lol, bring it