#sorry Kakashi - not sorry at all

[manticorecure]

lifestealer (and one hermit, by request) designs

+ ashzam because i miss them

[blue-bird1967]

«Kakashi, dammit, hold on» «Kakashi-sensei? No… No-no-no… NO!» «Sasuke, Naruto, quiet, I can’t concentrate»

Today I chose violence🕯 I wanna make a series of pics about how different teams would react to the death of their sensei since we had so powerful and soul crushing arc for Asuma and team 10

U thought it couldn’t be even more dramatic? But here we are

[rennelelorren]

I wanted to draw more for my au with kkob where Obt lived after the war, so I delivered (for myself ofc).

Also I think I gonna call this au "bitter sweet return"...

[teatitty]

KKIR AU where instead of Iruka being assigned a class to teach, Hiruzen goes "you know what'd be good for your deliquency? you know what'd really balance you out and also stop a certain someone from going off the edge? That's right kiddo I'm making you ANBU and you're now working directly under Hound. Get out of my office" so now you have a buddy cop slowburn romcom interspersed with political drama and murder plots

Iruka tries to do everything he can [except actual treason] to get kicked out but unfortunately Kakashi will not be moved from this order. Naturally Iruka goes by "Tanuki" because it's me and I'm predictable and Iruka was being a sassy shit when he suggested it. He did not think the ANBU corp would so quickly agree about it suiting him perfectly

[And then because Iruka is, like, 16 or whatever he also develops a Thing for Hound's commanding voice when giving orders over the years and is so so mad about it. Of all the awakenings he could've had about himself under Kakashi why did it have to be this and not the usual thing with the uniforms? He hates his life so bad]

[martuzzio]

Idiot 1 and Idiot 2

[anj-does-stuff]

What good boys

[vohtaro]

dresses ! ✨

[georgialawman]

(╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻

[aztrocrypt]

naptime :-)

[every-jiraiya]

[audaciousanonj]

Concept: the senjuchiha feud was started when the Uchiha blamed the Senju and their mokuton for a new disease that started afflicting Uchiha, yet never spread outside their clan- a disease where flowers started growing in the lungs of someone in love, and never stopped until the one they loved kissed them on the lips.

Many years later, Konoha jounin Obito starts coughing up flowers...

Anyways the real concept for this fic idea is Obito starts coughing up flower petals, is in denial for the first few moments and thinks "Rin? I got over my crush ages ago..." and so to test, he thinks about kissing Rin, and keeps breathing normally. Then, his mind wanders over to when he was a genin, taping over a picture of Kakashi because he felt weird pretending to kiss Rin with Kakashi staring at him- and he starts coughing. (Obito internally: that's what I thought you'd say you dumb fucking flowers.)

And like! if it was Rin then he could summon up his courage to ask for a healing kiss, probably, because at the very least Rin is a medic and if he just made it seem like a version of cpr Uchiha need sometimes then he could probably get away with minimal awkwardness, but Kakashi?? yeah Kakashi and him are friends now but Obito doubts Kakashi'd be willing to kiss him, and if Obito's gonna die anyway then there's No Reason To Tell Kakashi His Feelings.

But the hanahaki reaches late stages (ie: coughing up whole flowers) and Obito is clearly very sick, but Obito is saying it's just an Uchiha Thing, don't worry about it, Obito's dealing with it, so while Rin is trying to help Obito, Kakashi barges into Kushina and Mikoto's tea party and asks Mikoto bluntly if coughing up flowers is really an Uchiha thing and if so how do they fix it-

Mikoto's eyebrows rise, but she is willing to overlook Kakashi's rudeness under the circumstances. "Normally, I would not share clan secrets, especially not to such a rude request, but since it's obviously about Obito... Yes, some Uchiha get it when they're in love. The only cure is for the one they love to kiss them on the lips." Kakashi nods, murmurs a cowed "Thank you Mikoto-san, Sorry for interrupting Kushina-san" at Kushina's glare, and leaves to head back to Obito. Clearly, if his idiot teammate isn't going to say anything, then Kakashi will just have to take matters into his own hands and tell Rin himself that Obito needs her to kiss him!

So when Kakashi gets back, he says Mikoto-san told him what's going on with Obito and what the cure is- Rin needs to kiss Obito! Obito flushes and mutters between coughs that it wouldn't work, and there's a back and forth of insults as Kakashi agitatedly asks why Obito won't try it, which is broken up when Rin says that if it's not contagious she might as well try. So Rin and Obito kiss! and they break away to stare into each other's eyes... and Obito turns away to cough up more flowers.

Obito can't say "I told you it wouldn't work" but he sure is radiating the sentiment, Rin sighs sadly and says it was worth a shot, and Kakashi...

Kakashi is honestly not having a good time of it. Obito is one of his most precious people, somehow, and now he is sick and dying and Kakashi is strongly in the anger stage of grief right now. so when the cure doesn't work, obviously Rin did something wrong!!

...Which Kakashi says out loud. He doesn't know what Rin did wrong, but it must have been something, so try again! and when Rin and Obito shake their heads, Kakashi's anger and frustration and grief and need to do something boils over .

So he says "Then I'll do it myself!", pulls down his mask, and shoves his face against Obito's to give him an emotional kiss.

It's... honestly not the best kiss. Very wet, very forceful, and Obito wasn't expecting it at all- but he can sense the emotion behind it, and his face and heart feel warm... and so do his lungs, actually-

Obito shoves Kakashi off of him and turns his head away from everyone, and Kakashi just knows that it didn't work- but instead of coughing up flowers, Obito breathes out flame... and then doubles over to wheeze out the remaining soot, but his lungs are noticeably clearer instead of the wet and full coughs from the flowers.

When he's finished, Rin silently passes Obito some more tea, and as he sips at it, Kakashi turns to her and says "I told you you were doing it wrong."

[fwoglett]

COME OUT YOU HIDDEN LEAF DOGS!!

[tamago-aki]

dumb crossover doodles today.... i think naruto is more similar to anakin but he would prob chill with ahsoka and be nasty ankle biters together

[sasukeless]

[im-still-watching-anime]

kakashi: kids if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all

naruto: don’t say that!! that means sasuke will never talk again :(

sasuke: what’s that supposed to mean idiot— oh actually i see what you mean

[skys-archive]

I can never take the one that got away (Katy Perry) seriously ever again. Every time I hear it or see an edit of it all I can think of is spending four hours in my room when I was like 13 reading the in another life bokuaka hospital au while it was raining and listening to the music the author provided (? I read it republished on wattpad for some reason so I don't know if the actual author provided it) on my shitty little tablet that I wasn't technically supposed to have real internet access on but I had gotten into my mom's account because she had made the password 1234.

That fanfic fundamentally changed my brain chemistry I don't think i can ever go back