#sorry!! :( send in memes tho

[u3pxx]

along with getting me into dungeon meshi, you also encouraged me to purchase and play disco elysium. My life has been ruined by YOUR hyperfixations and I’m demanding compensation for how much of my time has been consumed by quality content,, I’ll see you in court.

*our* hyperfixations

[milkywaystarboy]

🦋🐚🪐🍦 for the writers truth or dare game!

🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately

this is kind of a loaded question, since i am unfortunately the type who overthinks and has a lot of fixations on things that cause me anxiety, but i will try to keep it to a light topic. hmmm. well, actually, i've been thinking a lot lately about how lucky i am and how much i love the people i've ended up living with. my life has been kind of a rollercoaster the last year, give or take a few months: i ended my relationship with the partner i'd been with for 4.5 years but still had to live with them and their other partner since we'd just renewed the lease a month before, plus the job i had hardly paid me enough to have food, much less be able to live on my own. my friends that i live with now spent a year helping me plan and prepare for a move across the country to live with them, and i honestly don't know where i'd be without them, because my prospects looked so bleak before. (i didn't have any friends in the area where i lived with my ex, and i was striking out on every job application.) as the world and especially the us seems to be devolving into a place where someone like me isn't safe to exist, having people support me through the roughest part of my life so far has meant more to me than i think i'll ever be able to truly express

🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises?

i like surprises a normal amount i think! at least good surprises. like, surprise gifts or parties are usually pretty nice, it lets me know people are thinking of me. as long as it doesn't cause too much disruption to things i might have already planned, i like surprise trips too

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

first thing is that i finally got a job! i've been unemployed for a couple months because of moving to a different state, but i'll be starting my new job at the end of this month. second good thing is that i'm finally feeling settled in to my new home and roommate situation, and third is that my roommate made fresh bread a few days ago, it's a simple pleasure but i appreciate it every time

🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate

this is tough bc i actually don't usually hate characters, it really takes a lot to make me hate a character, and also it's not very clear about what sort of "good things" i should list. i think i'll go with il dottore from genshin impact, though, since he's the exception that proves the rule. three good things about him: he is actually incredibly knowledgeable and skilled at what he does; he was willing to trade extremely rare knowledge and kill his clones in a deal that hardly benefited him personally; and he doesn't actually have much screen time in the game overall

[sharpsuite]

[ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine (i never know who does what in these so +reverse ig?? either way?? for chishiya in the roommates era)

↳ NONVERBAL MEMES

   Chishiya squints towards the movie playing on the screen, but its long become merely a BLUR of colors and muffled sound. He’s exhausted ; a long shift just to be called back halfway home because of an emergency that lasted another few hours. He’d manages a quick text to Pat about the delay to their plans before he’d turned around and gone right back to work and felt like a zombie trudging back to his apartment. And there hadn’t even been any satisfaction in his work either, no victory or feeling that it mattered. Either a patient pulled through or they didn’t, that was that.

   Now that he thinks about it, he’s not actually sure what the last thing he REMEMBERS about the movie even is. He vaguely recalls saying its her turn to choose a movie for tonight’s movie night. He remembers curling under the blanket and the first few dramatic scenes. What he DOESN’T remember is when he’d ended up leaning against Pat’s side as they say on the couch, his head resting on her shoulder. It feels ABSURD how exhausted he is. He’s played death games while just as exhausted and done perfectly fine, and now he’s struggling to just watch a simple movie?

   Maybe that’s the very reason. HERE he doesn’t have to be on guard. There’s no stupid militants with their guns and power complexes, no lasers, no schemes he’s slowly hatching and setting the stage for, no blimps overhead. There IS someone here, but he’s not alarmed because it's Pat. Once the idea of ANYONE seeing him in any other way than his perpetual apathetic state would have appalled him. But...he finds that he doesn't mind this. If he did, he wouldn't entertain this. He wouldn't bother with even the most minimal effort.

   Chishiya fights to keep his eyes open, but it’s a war he's bound to LOSE. Eventually he gives in when his heavy eyelids fall shut and refuse to open again. He could listen to the movie at least. He's only kidding himself. His breathing slows down and the stiffness that contact still sometimes causes begins to ease until he's completely relaxed against her side. It’s only a minute or two before it is apparent that he is OUT COLD. / @cartelheir

[nadekosnake]

neglected manuscript - Do you have a favorite novel?

from this ancient ask meme

LMAO NO!!! PICKING THE ONE I WAS AFRAID OF 💀 I could make it easy and lie but y’know what? We’re gonna be honest about this 🫡 Gonna be LONG bc I have 1) not talked with about this in any capacity with another human being before and 2) a pretty complicated relationship with this book 🤕

Content warning for CSA 👇

This is difficult partly bc I do love a lot of books but partly bc I don’t like to reveal my actual favorite book… I genuinely worry people will perceive me in a very negative way LMAO. My favorite of all time is Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov 😶 It’s the book I’ve reread the most in my life so far and it is genuinely one of the best written books I have read 🤧 I think generally people are like 😰🤢 when you drop a bomb like that what’s typically supposed to be a light-hearted convo so I usually will say something else! Typically my safe answer is The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald (which genuinely was my favorite book at some point in time, we are not going to dive into this right now).

(A disclaimer as I talked about Lolita fashion before, I am aware that the fashion gets its name from the novel but that’s where the relation ends. I like Lolita fashion because I’m a loser that likes subculture fashion and not because it has the same name or any other connection to the book. That happens to be coincidental. I am staunchly against fetishization of the fashion ok thanks! 🙂‍↕️ back to the program!)

Brief summary for those who need it: Humbert (the narrator) is a scholar and a secret pedophile, who one day meets the Haze family for a home stay. He obsesses over the daughter, a 12 year-old girl named Dolores Haze, who he personally calls Lolita. Humbert marries Ms. Haze to be around the real object of his obsession. Through unfortunate events, he ends up Dolores’s sole caretaker. She lives with Humbert’s constant sexual abuse that spans a cross-country roadtrip, but eventually she runs away with the help of another pedophile. Unfortunately it is not a happy ending. Despite Dolores’s escape from both pedophiles, she dies before she can rebuild a normal life with her future family.

The first time I tried to read it, I was too young (around Dolores’s own age 🫥). It was recommended to me by another middle school girl! God knows what the fuck we were doing back then LMAO but the girl who recommended it to me said it was a love story. Older man girl our age whatever. Tbh when I started it I understood that it wasn’t a love story… and I couldn’t finish it because of how uncomfortable it made me. I reread it a handful of times between middle school and uni with varying degrees of success, and I only really started to grasp it when I reached uni. I do think I was entirely too young to read the book or even understand it, and thankfully it was not used as a tool to manipulate me. It was a dicey time tbh. When I was growing up, there weren’t communities of young women that centered around accepting Dolores Haze as a victim.

I think there’s a disclaimer for those you haven’t read it and think it glorifies CSA and pedophilia. It really does not. Nabokov himself was a victim of CSA and did not condone it. I think that the #1 thing that movie adaptations and pop culture struggle with is that people believe the narrator point blank. So the adaptations all have this horrible romanticization of the story at their cores. People even struggle with understanding the book because the narrator is an Educated & Scholarly Man who is like ✨I’m a poet I’m a sensitive soul and we poets just believe in love✨ like NO!!! The whole point of the story is that he is an unreliable narrator!!! The narrator is a murderer, rapist, kidnapper, and if you’re actually paying attention you see it all with your own damn eyes! And of course nobody really does pay attention! 😭

So like, why is this my favorite? This is also complicated LOL, but I think that there’s a couple of main reasons.

Ultimately, to me, the novel is a puzzle that Nabokov invites you to solve. You have an unreliable narrator, but he’s an excellent manipulator. I think a lot of people lose “the game,” so to speak, the first time they read the book because the narrator is so good at making you see only what he wants you to see (he loves her, he’s just a nice sensitive guy who lost his first love too early, he’s doesn’t mean to hurt “his” “Lolita,” she “seduced” him, she “makes” him do horrible things to her, etc). It is written so well, and since the character himself is a professor and an intellectual, I think it’s easier for folks to let their guard down and to literally be tricked. Genuinely speaking I struggled with what to believe too, especially as a child. The only reason I didn’t buy into the “love story” bit was because by some intuition, I was aware that something Bad was happening despite the narrator’s insistence that it was all good. Tho I could not pinpoint what it was at the time.

But once you break past the facade and you’re fully paying attention the novel, it is like two stories in one. One hand, poets romantics in the name of love blah blah blah, but on the other hand? Dolores is a girl from a broken home, who’s mother is murdered by a man that wants to rape her. She’s kidnapped and shows clear signs of abuse (triggered by paternal affection, cried herself to sleep every night since the abuse started, bouts of disassociation, extreme rebellion towards Humbert, etc). Some of this stuff is actually glossed over by the narrator, but signs of a whole other part of the story are literally right in front of you if you’re paying attention.

For example, there’s a single line about Dolores’s mother, Charlotte, where she reveals in a letter to Humber that both her first husband and her youngest child (Dolores’s baby brother) died. And the narrator does NOT give a rat’s ass about this woman or her woes so it’s never talked about again. It’s whittled down to one single dismissive sentence, and I missed it tons of times. But knowing that, it makes sense why Charlotte acts as she does, why Charlotte and Dolores’s relationship is fraught. And why Dolores acts as she does at the beginning of the novel. Literally the Haze family is going through extreme grief with barely the emotional resources to process a double death in their immediate family. Without that context though, you’re just going along with whatever Humbert wants you to believe. You don’t see who Charlotte or Dolores are as individuals. You miss a chunk of the truth. And that’s literally just one of the smallest instances I can think of. There’s so much to dig through both directly and in between the lines. Nabokov is so deliberate with his writing and so extremely detailed that there’s a LOT of things that are easily missed unless you read it multiple times. This shit is so detailed, there’s scholars dedicated both to Nabokov and to Lolita the novel.

I think the last big reason I keep coming back to it is because I think it’s something so deeply rooted in society, you never really live without Lolita. The book has been bastardized to hell and back because most people, especially those in power once again, Do Not Understand how to read this book. So we’re left with not necessarily Dolores Haze, but this enigmatic “Lolita” the abstract figure of Humbert’s delusions. She is so influential, we all live our lives with her whether or not we’re aware of it. Coquette aesthetic? Lolita. Lana Del Rey? Katy Perry? The Police? Lolita. Marc Jacobs? Carven? Lolita. Vladimir? Excavation? My Dark Vanessa? Lolita. Heart-shaped sunglasses? Lolita. Butterflies??? Yes, Lolita. You can even go so wild with the connections to the point of bringing up the goddamn Lion King (animated 1994 version, Scar is voiced by Jeremy Irons who played Humbert Humbert in Adrian Lyne’s 1997 adaptation).

And it’s this constant reminder, every day. You pass by her on the Internet or in an ad while you’re out and about. She lives in the shadow of your acquaintance or your loved one. She haunts everything in a very real and literal sense. I think that’s what keeps me coming back to the book… even if I wanted to forget about her, I don’t think I ever really could.

[cxpperhead]

🍍& 🍋

Random Headcanons

🍍 - What is an event that seemed of minor consequence to them when it occurred, but ended up impacting their life/development in a bigger way?

The first time he stole something non-essential. Copperhead had stolen many times before, usually necessities like food or articles of clothing but the more he continued taking what wasn't his, the bigger the thrill it became. Shoplifting graduated to pickpocketing, then full-on breaking and entering with Copperhead honing his skills over the years to take whatever caught his eye. At that point it was more about the challenge than actual need, since he was living as a drifter and could only carry around the bare essentials. His humble beginnings as a petty thief left him craving greater challenges to feel that rush of adrenaline once more. Murder may slake the dark thirst brewing within but thieving was always a personal pleasure, and a great side business when good assassination contracts are far and few in-between.

🍋 - Is there anything special about their diet, and how do they manage it? If they were to gain/lose a lot of weight suddenly, how would they react and adjust?

As a Serpent Metahuman, Copperhead doesn't require frequent meals. In fact he prefers eating only a few times a week, preferably small meals that are quick and easy to digest. A full belly makes for a slow snake so Copperhead avoids consuming large amounts of food in one go, finding he grows too sluggish on the occasion his greed gets the better of him. He can subsist entirely on meat but Copperhead likes fish and fruit too, having a highly refined palate what with his sensitive tongue. Shellfish like crab and lobster is something he goes wild for but he always tries to avoid gorging no matter how tempting a spread is. Contrary to popular belief, he does not eat rats.

[foxgloveinspace]

lmao i sent a photo of iii to my cousin being all like “i need him” and my cousins response-

“exie… he’s scary. you did not need to jump scare me on christmas eve” 😂😂 she doesn’t get it, which i suppose is nice because it means we’ll never fight over a guy ever. polar opposite tastes lmao

but i can’t stop laughing at the jump scare comment like he’s not even scary (i say as i was literally terrified of him in person)

Literally my sister has a phobia of masks, and I have a mask kink🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so I get this, haha.

Also, like. Irl I know I would scared so bad of them? I would be SO freaked out😭 but on screen that’s just them ya know? I just know it’d be different irl, haha.

[lunaetis]

(I know we haven't interacted i'm just....doing a bunch of these so that i can.....get ideas for my own LOL.....also not denying it's a posibility if we ever get to rping too so :D)

are you eden's type ? || no longer accepting

─「エデン」─  a stranger, how peculiar. the TRAILBLAZER couldn't help her gaze shifting between the paper in her hand towards the other person. there was something about him that she couldn't quite put her finger on. a sense of ... power ? he carried an aura unlike any she had encountered before. " two bingos. not bad. and you did check quite a few that'd prove positive in influence. "

                " the fact that you'd be willing to be a partner in crime or bail me out of trouble is particularly enticing, if anything. i wouldn't ask what sort of crime you are thinking about just yet. " the affectionate part was, of course, appreciative. and penchant for CONSTELLATIONS was always a plus. tucking the bingo sheet into her jacket, she held out a gloved hand towards him.

                " the name is eden, what do i call you, stranger ? and — would you like to join me for stargazing ? it's always better with company, after all. "

▸▸ [ @forgottenluck ]

[tigerop]

i dont remember Jack shit about the OG MW because i was too young to care about the campaign (watched my stepdad play it on and off) and when i tell you that That Scene was such a core memory for me lmao. like thats ALL i remember. i remember waiting for it to be some like idk twist and for Ghost to like get back up or whatever and i was so confused and ticked off lmAO

[mpxalexander]

❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜

It worked. 

His eyes widened in surprise at the revelation that it actually worked. For the first time ever, he managed to use the powers he supposedly inherited. And after some more or less helpful advice from his siblings this morning, Alex set a goal for himself to sow distrust between at least two people before the sun would go down. 

Granted, he didn’t mean to be on the receiving end of that doubt—he hoped to be a silent spectator of a friendship crumbling or two co-workers competing or maybe even a break-up—but her tone was a start. He didn’t notice that his mouth opened as if to speak, but no sound was coming out, still too perplexed to decide on what to say.

He did it. Sure, he wasn’t entirely sure how he did it, and it might’ve been luck rather than actual skill, but her choice of words indicated that she didn’t really trust him. Or maybe that she might’ve gotten fed up with him looking at her as if he meant to make her head explode with his thoughts. 

His lips briefly pressed into a line before they curved into a hybrid of a smile. “I actually have a lot to say.” The shrug, the shake of his head and the chuckle all happened simultaneously, and it was clear then that he took neither her nor himself seriously. It was all just a joke to him—she just happened to bear the brunt of the punchline. 

“I just don’t think you’d really enjoy what I have to say.”

[likesouvenirs-a]

do you ever sleep? (@ nathaniel?)

a quiet huff - interrupting his…fifth yawn, the only one he had failed to conceal – escaped nathaniel before he could stop himself. that was the question, wasn’t it?

did he ever sleep?

the answer was complicated. on one hand, yes - the agent could close his eyes and have dreamless sleeps…but he never felt rested. in fact, he couldn’t quite remember the last time he felt any burst of energy that came from just being, and not adrenaline. 

“oh,” nate’s nose scrunched, shoulders shrugging. “can anyone sleep in this economy?” he joked, lips upticking into a small smile, hip resting on the counter as he watched her work from a distance. science was a fascinating thing - not something nathaniel could ever understand. all science was to him was a favorite subject of his daughter’s - anything beyond that, he couldn’t bring himself to learn more or care to.

which is why he feels awkward now. offering to pick up results of a suspicious white substance pulled from a torn piece of denim cloth, just to get away from typing reports and answering calls consisting of bogus tips.

“if it’s always this quiet, i’ll have to start sneakin’ in for cat naps,” he teased, breaking the silence, taking the report from jemma with a nod of gratitude.

///

memes.

[firefly-ace]

-𝙇𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙀𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙚 𝙃𝘾𝙨-

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ loser!ellie who definitely gives off older brother core

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ loser!ellie who def has a youtube channel with like a good 3K subs with gaming content of like Minecraft, PubG, probably RDR2

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ loser!ellie who most definitely owns the most dorkiest themed boxers and socks, eg: space,dinosaurs, etc.

(you bought her Savage Starlight themed boxers one time for her birthday, she was overjoyed and it’s her favorite pair.)

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ loser!ellie has a somewhat diverse music taste, ranging from dad rock: pearl jam, AC/DC, Fleetwood Mac (def bc of Joel), Midwest-Emo: mom jeans, The Front Bottoms, Mcafferty, and punk: The Sick Habit, The Clash, Blink-182. but she does occasionally dabbles in Duster

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ loser!ellie who whenever you go out, draws on the napkins they give you, sometimes if they’re really good she’ll put them up on the fridge

(Often times she just sketches you tho)

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ loser!ellie LOVES complimenting you and is js always awestruck at what she pulled

you’ll just be chilling on the couch and look up to be met with her eyes, her expression turning shy and bashful once she realizes you noticed.

“What?” , you’ll playfully smile at her.

“Nothing.” she’ll smile back at you. “You’re just…. really pretty.”

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ loser!ellie who is either an aerospace engineering major or illustration

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ loser!ellie who absolutely LOVES it when you sit in her lap when she plays video games; dropping all the lore of the game like she’s matpat

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ loser!ellie who isn’t the huge stoner that everyone depicts her as, more so a gummy or three on a friday evening

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ loser!ellie posts only faceless guitar covers and the occasional original melody on tt but she would absolutely rather DIE than sing in them

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ loser!ellie who sends you cute couple or cartoon or animal videos with the little “us!!”

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ loser!ellie who sends you the dumbest fucking ass memes. like they’re not even funny but you’ll hear her CACKLING from a different room

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ loser!ellie who has a cute little messenger bag with pins on it where she carries around her sketchbook

a/n: that’s it, sorry it was so short😓 first official writing post ayeee they were gonna turn freaky but i didn’t have enough freaky ones so it doesn’t look out of pocket

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[droppoplolipop]

How the brothers would try and amend things after a fight.

Lucifer: Would eventually knock on your door and shamefully apologize if he really meant it. Probably would also get you something nice as an apology (be that a nice meal, jewelry, flowers, ect)

Mammon: Would apologize through the door and if you didn't respond he'd do a dumb begging voice and stick his fingers under the crack. He's gonna stay there for a while tho so it'd be best to hear him out ( I guess 🙄)

Leviathan: Pouts and sends sad anime memes. Will probably cry and flail around irl. In the end, if it was serious, he'd get down on both his knees, grab your hands in his, and shake the hell out of your hands crying out sorry. Jeez dude chill.

Satan: is actually very forward and honest about how he felt, why he reacted that way, and what he can do to improve his response next time. (During the fight though, he's going absolutely ape) He really does mean it though and works hard to improve himself.

Asmodeus: Something slides under your door and shockingly it's a lovely three page apology that smells of sweet familiar perfume along with a hand made coupon for one free kiss.

Beelzebub: He cooked up your favorite food along with an additional dessert. He'll make it up to you however he can or else he'll feel really guilty. Probably to the point where he'd only eat 10 bags of chips instead of 20.

Belphegor: He's rather stubborn but knows when he messes up. He'd come knock on your door and ask to come in. Along with his go to pillow is a blanket that's folded in his arms. He'd come lay on you probably repeating that he's sorry, it's sweet and a little hard to stay mad at.

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[dokidokidraft]

MHA boys HC pt. 2

Includes: Denki Kaminari, Eijiro Kirishima, Hitoshi Shinso

(More next time)

Warning: tinyyyyy but of pervy behaviour from denki! If that makes you uncomfortable please skip his part 🫶

~Denki Kaminari~

-He’s always trying to make you smile and laugh! Lots of inside jokes

-Mario kart tournaments with this guy. He’s the king at any video game, so sorry for your loss. He’s beating you no matter what you try, but if he wants you to smile or feels bad he’ll let you win

-has scars from his quirk. They look like lightning strikes and line up his arms and some on his torso (this isn’t canon I just think it’s good for the character)

-a bit of a perv. Ex: caught staring at you multiple times. LOTS of suggestive comments. “Jokingly” has tried to look up your skirt. Buys you revealing clothes. Encourages you to wear said revealing clothes. Still your number 1 cheerleader tho and we love him •_•

-only he is allowed to be a perv around you. As soon as mineta makes a comment/acts he’ll glare at him. “She’s mine. Go bug Momo”

-When he overuses his quirk/short circuits, he relies completely on instinct. Somehow his instincts always lead him to you. It’s kinda cute

-gets bullied for his quirk. You will literally beat up anyone who does that tho

-such a bubbly personality. He’s such a sweetheart though

-*finger guns*

-has a pikachu plushie and/or onesie

-will charge your phone for you. It hurts him if he does it too much, but on the occasions when he’s fully charged himself, he’s doing it for you

-keep an portable charger with you! This guy forgets his all the time

-super friendly to everyone. Definition of extrovert. He’s always trying to take you out to do things. Once you went to the aquarium with him and he tried to stick his hand in the octopus tank

-sends you memes at 4 am titled “this is literally us”

~Eijiro Kirishima~

-MANLY

-you aren’t allowed to carry anything remotely heavy around him. “Don’t worry sweetheart, I got that for you”

-pays for everything. You simply cannot offer to pay without him faking offence

-toxic masculinity? Who’s that?

-husky morning voice 🙏

-lets you watch him workout. If you what to join he’ll gladly help you use the equipment if you’re new to the gym, or simply be your spotter. If you don’t want to join him, he’s definitely showing off with the weights.

-classic romantic dates. Restaurants, and picnics are his specialty (definitely some gym dates mixed in there)

-always shirtless. He just wants to show off. It’s not like you’re complaining though….

-he’s really insecure about his quirk, and doesn’t think he’s good enough. Just remind him that you love him. Give him loads of attention and affection when he has his panic episodes.

-lets you dye/style his hair. His favourite positions is you sitting in the counter redoing his roots, while he’s in a chair in front of you. He doesn’t even need entertainment, he’s just enjoying the feeling of your gloved hands in his hair.

-loves when you wear his shirts. Especially his Red Riot merch ($-$)

-manly hands 🫡

-He personally doesn’t care much about PDA, he’ll do anything as long as you’re comfortable

-cannot cook for the life of him. Last time he was in the kitchen he caught his toast on fire

~Hitoshi Shinso~

-He is SO sleep deprived. You can tell by the bags under his eyes. Definitely has insomnia or something

-cat cafe dates with him. (I’m seriously thinking of writing a whole damn fanfic of this, just need motivation) he just loves cats sm, and he loves you, so this is the perfect plan according to him.

-needs his coffee in the morning. Can’t function without it. Also has his coffe without any cream or milk (like a psycho)

-Texts you really late at night for no reason. Even if he knows you’re asleep he’ll still do it cuz he’s bored

-messy hair 24/7

-late night walks with him. You guys don’t even have to talk, he’ll just walk with you beside him (he’ll hold your hand if he’s in the mood) and you’ll walk under the moonlight. Also loves to point out constellations to you

-once he grabbed something that you couldn’t reach for you, and you called him “your hero”. He’s never stopped thinking about it since

-usually does his training outside, late at night

-not a headcanon, but I’d just like to say, him in his mask 🛐

-has tired/dead eyes all the time. And looks hot in them too

-wears Jean jackets, hoodies, sweats, those weird fancy cotton shorts. And lets you steal all of them <3

-the type of boyfriend that gets jealous easily. Someone could look at you the wrong way and all of the sudden you guys “forgot to vacuum” and you’re getting swept off your feet and carried to his dorm for some cuddles

-asks for help studying. He does fine academically, he jus wants to spend time with you

Hope you guys enjoyed!!!

@kimyoudraft thought of you while writing for kiri 🫶

[aiiku]

bf texts

pairing itoshi rin x gn* reader

tags *the meme in the 2nd pic says gf but,, just imagine that means good friend or smn. the rest of this is gender neutral tho <3 fluff, established relationship, isagi slander (sorry bae</3), 2nd pic is also a little suggestive (biting mentions)

notes rin thinks sending a red heart is peak romance.. #SaveY/N😔

[getmeoutofhell]

Amber Freeman x Ethan Landry x F Reader Headcanons

warnings: cussing, real toxic behavior, they stalk reader, SMUT!, degradation, squirting, STRAP! usage, & more.

a/n: my tumblr is being a ugly bitch so i can’t add pictures or anything pretty rn. so sorry. also, as i said in this post, i finally finished them. enjoy!!

SFW:

this duo is something else

ethan had met amber after her and richie survived scream 5. (they’re not together)

when they first saw you…oh boy…

they stalked you.

like REALLY stalked you.

they knew every single thing about you.

they even knew what size underwear you wore, what clothes you wear, and they knew all your friends.

even sometimes they would somehow sneak into your place and watch you.

yes, you would get called from ghostface occasionally from them.

when you first got the phone calls, you thought it was a joke and laughed it off.

then it got worse.

stuff in your place started moving around and you thought you were going crazy.

one day you had enough and started dialing the police.

but ethan had came out from behind you and knocked you unconscious.

you then woke up still in your bed, but felt someone else’s presence.

you freaked out but they forced you to calm down.

it just kinda escalated from there.

you eventually excepted them in your life.

maybe after they threatened you not to leave…

ethan is more soft than amber but amber can have some soft moments.

she’s more in control of everything than ethan is. like she plans most of the dates and what y’all would be doing that day. you love her for it tho.

ethan is almost the complete opposite of amber. he just does whatever she says and has no problem with it. even when you came along he just listens to you, to an extent of course.

oh god they would be the happiest ever if you decided to join them as ghost face!! literally would smother you in kisses.

if you ever get mad at one of them, be prepared for the other to defend you. every single time.

BUT if you’re mad at both of them…oh god…

like one time you tried to leave to apartment for a few hours because they both pissed you off. so ethan and amber followed you to the door and pinned you up against it.

“let’s just talk this out y/n. what are you leaving for, huh? we can all sit and talk and make up, i promise.” ethan told you.

you still tried to leave, not wanting to hear any of their bullshit.

let’s just say you didn’t couldn’t leave and you ended up sleep between them that night.

you guys have a group chat on y’all’s phones and it’s just chaos everywhere.

ethan sending shitty memes and amber sending shitty memes back.

they both really can’t cook for shit so you’re gonna have to do ALL the cooking.

if YOU can’t cook, well just get ready to to order takeout every damn day. because these fuckers SUCK at cooking, seriously!

but all jokes aside they actually love you so much, and would do anything for you!!

ethan loves laying on top of you. as amber loves laying beneath you. so it just works out in the end for you three.

ethan for some reason loves grocery shopping with you guys. amber on the other hand…no. you have to force her to go ANYWHERE where you have to buy off a list. she just doesn’t like it for some reason.

they also give you a daily time on when you can go out.

you can’t go anywhere after 8 pm, so have fun with that!

and if you do try to ‘sneak’ out, don’t.

NSFW:

this is gonna get crazy…so get ready.

so you know when i said y’all have a group chat? yeah memes isn’t the only thing they send you.

sometimes amber will send videos of her fucking you with her strap in the middle of the day, just because she wants to. she’ll be like- “remember when i was digging in yo shit?” or something like that.

ethan is the bottom in the relationship. he’s such a bottom for you and amber. unless he gets mad…then you’re gonna be struggling to walk for a bit.

well one day y’all went out and spent the night in a hotel.

and then this happened…

let’s just say, you really enjoyed that night.

their moans send you to another dimension.

amber will ride ethan’s face, as you ride his cock and she’ll hold hands with you.

ambers an actual BEAST in bed, so don’t be surprised if she fucks you till the point of over stimulation.

ethan actually whines sometimes. you love his groans but his whines send you over the edge.

amber on the other hand moans so fucking beautifully. it’s music to your ears along with ethan.

every blue moon ethan will send a video of him jerking off with the sound on. he only does it to tease you both. amber loves it tho, she uses it to get off when she’s away from home.

YES, they both have fucked you in their ghostface costumes before.

you’ll never forget that night istg.

amber one time squirted on your face before. it was her birthday so you wanted to surprise her by letting her sit on your face. i guess your head must’ve been THAT good.

get on top of ethan and ride his bulge, while you suck ambers nipples. god what a sight that must be.

they ADORE your pretty pussy. they love it so fucking much you have no idea.

you once went in front of them in a robe and just flashed them out of nowhere. you couldn’t walk for 3 days after that.

amber is horny ALL the time, so be ready to deal with her touching all over your body every minute. as for ethan, he also gets horny ALL the time. so now you have to deal with BOTH of them.

before you guys got together, when they used to stalk you (they still do) they would go watch you touch yourself and get off to that. sometimes they would even film you and watch it later. (they still do that).

they also sometimes wake up in the middle of night horny asf. once ethan woke up at 2 am and his cock was rock hard, so he first woke up amber, then they both woke you up and it was just heaven from there.

have ethan eat your pussy while amber makes out with you. just do it, you’ll love it.

and also remember when i said they didn’t let you leave? yeah they fucked you so good that night you had no choice but to stay.

they DEGRADE you MOST of the time.

“you’re a fucking slut y/n.”

“you fucking whore.”

stuff like that.

but if you behave, they’ll reward you.

like for example, when amber and ethan went out to kill tara. they told you no leavening and no touching yourself. you obey and when they got home they made love to you as a reward. and also ate your pussy.

if you ever send them nudes while they’re out killing, get ready for a LONG night at home. because these fuckers will make you cum so much that you feel drained. well after a kill they get pretty horny anyway so, i guess you’re fucked.

but all in all, they love you and love giving you pleasure in any type of way!

hope you enjoyed!!