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confused-sorcerer · 7 months ago
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[A letter comes through the mail]
[The parchment is made of smooth, heavy, ivory paper and is closed by a silver wax sigil with a sleeping cat pressed on it]
Huh, I don't usually get mail...
*they open the letter*
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sorcerer-acolyte · 3 months ago
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“Tempest!”
“Yes my lord?”
*he half bows but then looks around for were to bow to.*
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vampiric-flaming-skull · 9 months ago
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*it is the next morning*
“…pizza….bed?….BED?”
“Why am I in a bed?”
@confused-sorcerer
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dark-sorcerer-bartholomew · 6 months ago
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Who up casting they spells?
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sorcerous-caress · 1 month ago
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just your average sorcerer
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sorcererest-sorcerer · 1 year ago
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...I need... help. How can I assassinate a god?
-- F
Kill every single person who worships it. Gods cannot exist without their religions.
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neversmartcourtmage · 7 months ago
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That's it!
I'm adopting these children! I'm taking all of you back to my wizard tower!
( shhh it's fine )
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This one is for all the siblings out there.. My condolences.
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confused-sorcerer · 9 months ago
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*A dark-haired young man knocks on your door.*
Hellooo?
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sorcerer-acolyte · 4 months ago
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Hello
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vampiric-flaming-skull · 8 months ago
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*cy wakes up the next day with a small groan* gods what happened last night....?
-@confused-sorcerer
“You went through a lot, just rest” (???)
“No they should get back to training” (???)
“I…I think…she should do what he wants..” (???)
“Well what are you guys standing around for, ask them.” (???)
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dark-sorcerer-bartholomew · 7 months ago
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No way I’ve been alive since before Babel fell and I’m still a slave to modern society. I have to curate a new identity every few decades and my god how are you supposed to fit any sorcerous shenanigans between being a full time student and working 50 hours a week.
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sorcerous-caress · 11 months ago
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You'll have to claw my fireball spell out of my cold dead hands
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neversmartcourtmage · 7 months ago
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Love working for the queens
They gave me a lab for my unethical tests
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rainofdauwuand0w0 · 1 month ago
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finally, a good chart of magic users
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wizard-o-cock-wrangler · 10 months ago
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FOOL! I CAST!!!
đź”®!!FINALS WEEK!!!đź”®
[You are instantly vaporized]
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meow-nepeta · 1 year ago
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I cast my most powe=ful spell: power outage
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