#sorcerer posting

[confused-sorcerer]

[A letter comes through the mail]

[The parchment is made of smooth, heavy, ivory paper and is closed by a silver wax sigil with a sleeping cat pressed on it]

Huh, I don't usually get mail...

*they open the letter*

[sorcerer-acolyte]

“Tempest!”

“Yes my lord?”

*he half bows but then looks around for were to bow to.*

[vampiric-flaming-skull]

*it is the next morning*

“…pizza….bed?….BED?”

“Why am I in a bed?”

@confused-sorcerer

[sorcerous-caress]

just your average sorcerer

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

...I need... help. How can I assassinate a god?

-- F

Kill every single person who worships it. Gods cannot exist without their religions.

[neversmartcourtmage]

That's it!

I'm adopting these children! I'm taking all of you back to my wizard tower!

( shhh it's fine )

This one is for all the siblings out there.. My condolences.

[neversmartcourtmage]

Love working for the queens

They gave me a lab for my unethical tests

[confused-sorcerer]

*A dark-haired young man knocks on your door.*

Hellooo?

[sorcerer-acolyte]

Hello

[vampiric-flaming-skull]

*cy wakes up the next day with a small groan* gods what happened last night....?

-@confused-sorcerer

“You went through a lot, just rest” (???)

“No they should get back to training” (???)

“I…I think…she should do what he wants..” (???)

“Well what are you guys standing around for, ask them.” (???)

[sorcerous-caress]

You'll have to claw my fireball spell out of my cold dead hands

[wizard-o-cock-wrangler]

FOOL! I CAST!!!

🔮!!FINALS WEEK!!!🔮

[You are instantly vaporized]

[rainofdauwuand0w0]

finally, a good chart of magic users

[meow-nepeta]

I cast my most powe=ful spell: power outage

[floralsapphics]

Agatha telling Billy that Wanda chose a town full of strangers over the twins has me screaming because neither of them know she became a certified multiversal menace to get them back

[pitzips]

the fool, the key, and the tower outfit #7 won in a big way on that poll