#sooty-planed

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

nevermind louisvilles fine theyve got a half price

[alternate-real-ities]

Hi could you transform me 😆

Hi there! While I've said this multiple times, I want to remind you that I can't transform you per se. However, I can show you what other versions of you might look like in other worlds. My calibrations took a lot longer than usual, but I think it was worth it. I hope you like this glimpse into the multiverse!

Let me first present to you, the version of you that exists in the dimension I like to call Arab World:

In this dimension, you are the epitome of masculine beauty and power, a testament to centuries of careful crossbreeding that has elevated the Arabs to a position of unchallenged superiority. Your genes, pure and potent, have created a physique that is as much a work of art as it is a weapon.

Your face is a masterpiece of sharp, angular features - high cheekbones that could cut glass, a strong jawline softened only by the dark stubble of your beard, and full, sensual lips that beg to be kissed. Your eyes are almond-shaped and dark as the deepest night, framed by thick, sooty lashes that any person would envy. They hold a fire within them, a burning intensity that can both seduce and command.

Your body, a sculpture of lean, hard muscle, is honed by years of riding your prized camel across the endless sands and pushing yourself at the gym. Your broad shoulders taper down to a narrow waist, creating the classic V-shape of a warrior's physique. The lines of your muscles are clearly defined beneath your smooth, tanned skin - the result of your pure Arab bloodline.

Your chest is particularly impressive too, a wide expanse of hard, sculpted pectorals that any man would envy. They are perfectly rounded and firm to the touch, each muscle group clearly separated by deep, chiselled lines. A light dusting of short, dark chest hair accentuates your masculine physique, adding texture to your skin while keeping your torso looking lean and defined.

As you dismount your camel, its fur glistening with sweat from the desert heat, you allow your traditional robe to slip off one shoulder, revealing more of your glorious torso. The fabric clings to your chest, outlining the hard planes and ridges of your pectorals and abdominals. Lower down, a prominent bulge tents the front of your robe, hinting at the impressive size and shape of your manhood - a trait that is celebrated in this realm as a sign of virility and power.

As a wealthy and influential man in this dimension, you reside in a lavish oasis palace complete with lush gardens, ornate fountains, and sprawling courtyards. Your wealth comes from generations of successful trade and investments, allowing you to indulge in your passions - exploration, art, and pleasure.

Around you, those of lesser bloodlines - the former races now reduced to serving the great Arab nation - cannot help but stare in awe and desire. They know their place is beneath you, both literally and figuratively. And as you stride through the opulent halls of your palace, your hips swaying with a natural sensuality, you can feel their eyes on you, worshipping every inch of your god-like form.

In the privacy of your chambers, you indulge in the pleasures of the flesh, taking your pick from the harem of beautiful slaves that exist solely for your gratification. You guide them with a firm hand and a wicked tongue, using them to sate your desires while they tremble and moan beneath you. And as you bring them to the heights of ecstasy again and again, you know that this is what true power feels like - the power to command, to conquer, and to take pleasure from all that surrounds you.

Yet beneath this exterior of luxury and indulgence lies a man of deep faith and strong moral conviction. You are not just an entrepreneur; you are a protector and guardian of your people's faith and traditions. With each step, you carry the weight of responsibility, ensuring that the light of Islam shines brightly in your corner of the multiverse.

Now, for a little detour, here's a reality where you were born as a black man.

In this alternate dimension, you were born as a tall, muscular black man, standing at an impressive 6'7" with a physique that rivals professional athletes. Your skin is a deep, rich ebony that seems to shimmer under the light, and your body is a testament to years of dedicated weightlifting and self-care.

Your face is a vision of rugged, masculine allure. High cheekbones, sculpted by time's touch, frame your features like a work of art. A jawline sharp and defined, it reflects the unyielding confidence hidden within you. But it's your lips that demand attention - full, sensual, and irresistibly plump.

You have a short, curly haircut that accentuates your strong features, and a neatly trimmed beard that frames your face perfectly. Occasionally, you like to switch things up by bleaching your hair platinum blonde, creating a striking contrast with your dark skin. Your style is impeccable - you favour well-tailored suits that hug your muscular frame in all the right places, paired with crisp dress shirts left open at the collar. When you're not working, you can be found lounging in form-fitting jeans and a tight t-shirt that showcases your impressive physique.

As for hobbies, you do have a deep love for photography, particularly capturing the raw beauty of the male form. Your studio is filled with stunning black and white portraits of muscular men in various states of undress. Your photography is all about appreciating the male body, more than just how it looks. When you're taking pictures, your hands often touch and linger on your subjects' skin and muscles in a way that's both artistic and intimate.

Some of your most erotic photos happen during these moments - like a close-up of someone's lips slightly parted as they get lost in sensation, or the glisten of pre-cum on an erect cock barely hidden by hands or fabric. When you're taking these intimate shots, you can feel your own arousal - a throbbing in your loins as you watch the men lost in pleasure. And you sure do put that throbbing up to a good use after your photoshoots. Personality-wise though, you're a charmer - confident, flirtatious, and always ready with a smile or a joke. In intimate moments, you're a generous lover, focused on bringing your partner to peaks of pleasure they've never experienced before.

You're also an avid gym-goer, spending hours at the gym honing your physique and maintaining your body in excellent condition. The sweat dripping from your dark skin as you push through intense workouts, the salty beads rolling down your chiselled abs and sculpted chest, is proof of your hard work. As you towel off after a gruelling session, the scent of clean sweat and musk clings to your skin, a heady aroma of pure masculinity. And you can feel the burn in your muscles, the satisfying ache that comes from pushing yourself to the limit.

OK, one last trip I promise! I liked this world a lot, so maybe you'll like it too.

In this vibrant dimension, you were born as a handsome Latino man, blessed with an exotic mix of features that make heads turn wherever you go. Your skin is a warm, sun-kissed olive tone, and your body is adorned with a light dusting of dark, curly body hair that adds to your rugged, masculine charm.

Standing at a compact 5'7" with a physique sculpted by years of dedicated fitness, you're a sight to behold. Sun-kissed skin stretches taut over rippling muscles, from the broad expanse of your back to the tantalizing V-lines that draw the eye down to the noticeable bulge in your pants. You've got a nice bubbly butt that fills out your pants perfectly, like two ripe peaches ready to be plucked, and your chest has two juicy round pecs that are just begging to be touched.

By day, you're a successful OnlyFans porn star, known for your impressive stamina, versatility, and the way you perform with passion. Your content is always high-quality, showcasing your stunning body in intimate detail as you pleasure yourself or engage with lucky partners. You take pride in providing your subscribers with exactly what they crave, from steamy solo sessions to intense hardcore scenes.

But when the camera stops rolling, you're a man who knows how to enjoy life's simple pleasures. There's nothing you love more than spending lazy days at the beach, soaking up the sun and showing off your incredible physique in tight, skimpy swimwear that leaves little to the imagination. You take pride in keeping your body in peak condition, with regular gym sessions and a strict diet that fuels your active lifestyle.

As you lay out on your towel, you make sure to apply sunscreen generously, rubbing it into every inch of your exposed skin. The scent of coconut and your own musky aroma mingles in the salty sea breeze. You take great care in making sure your tan lines are perfect, wanting to highlight the contrast between your sun-kissed skin and any areas that remain untouched by the sun's rays.

When the sun sets and the nightlife begins, there's no place you'd rather be than at some gay party. The pulsing beats, the flashing lights, the electric energy in the air - it's a playground that brings out your wild side. You love getting dolled up for these events, donning tight, glistening outfits that hug your muscular frame and show off your hard-earned physique.

When the sun sets and the nightlife begins, there's no place you'd rather be than at some gay party. The pulsing beats, the flashing lights, the electric energy in the air - it's a playground that brings out your wild side. You love getting dolled up for these events, donning tight, glistening outfits that hug your muscular frame and show off your hard-earned physique. You make sure to wear outfits that accentuate your best assets - your juicy bubble butt and the fat prominent bulge of your package, leaving little to the imagination as you grind against other men.

At these rave parties, people get really wild and horny. Everyone's dancing close together, touching and grabbing. Hands are all over your body, feeling your muscles, trying to take off your clothes. It's intense. You get really into it, lost in a fog of touching and wild lust. The dark parts of the club become your fun zone. You kneel down, taking out hard cocks from tight pants, sucking them deep into your mouth and throat without holding back. Salty pre-cum covers your tongue as you please these strangers, their moans pushing you to do more.

Soon, you're bent over, presenting your juicy bubble butt to an eager stud. He lines up his thick cock and slams in balls-deep with one hard thrust. You cry out in ecstasy as he starts pounding into you, using your well-fucked hole like a personal cock sleeve.

After he fills you with another load, you turn around and straddle the next man's lap, sinking down on his rigid shaft with ease. Your ass is sloppy and dripping with cum, serving as perfect lube for him to fuck you silly. You ride him hard, your own fat neglected cock bouncing free, leaking pre-cum.

This continues all night - you fucking and getting fucked by a never-ending stream of hung studs, your asshole always slick and ready from the copious amounts of cum pumped inside you. Each new partner slides in effortlessly thanks to the previous loads dripping out of your stretched hole, allowing them to rail you even harder.

By dawn, you're a total mess - face covered in spit and cum, asshole stretched wide and leaking loads of jizz everywhere. Your skin is slick with sweat and the stuff other guys pumped into you. You fucked bunches of dudes and got fucked by just as many, chasing one intense orgasm after another all night long at this wild party place. As you stagger out into the early morning light, you know you'll be back next weekend for more of that crazy fun.

So there you have it - three different realities, each exploring a different way of living. The question is, which one resonated with you the most? Let me know what you think!

[vintagerpg]

There was quiet some buzz around Tephrotic Nightmares (2024), Luke Gearing’s crack at Mork Borg illustrated by Mr. Mork himself, Johan Nohr. The hype is well-warranted. Befitting a setting in a sea of ash, the book has a sooty quality; black boards, grey pages. The black of the ink isn’t very saturated, which makes it look like it might rub off on your hands.

Once there was a forest. Then the Arsonist came and turned the forest into a sea of ash. The peaks of mountains became island fortresses for a variety of factions, but none is greater than Her Stronghold Unvanquished, where the one who brought the fire waits. The majority of the book is dedicated to these fortresses and other points of interest. If there is an ultimate goal, it’s to punish the Arsonist for this tragedy, but to do that, some power needs to be consolidated. All the factions want something, and the players are in the prime position to get it. They just need a boat. Good thing the first chapter is about boats.

While the locations get the most space, I think the factions will probably provide the most interesting play dynamics. How can you go wrong with cannibal counts and burnt offerings (am I reading this right, the thing they want is for you to burn off one of your limbs?), bloodhunters, raiders, dry witches who trade secrets and hurl curses, lunatics who want to escape this plane of existence. And the university, that just want to understand it all. You’re probably going to want to deal with them, maybe.

It’s a delicious exercise in bleakness, a somber yet perfect companion for the core Mork Borg experience.

[athena-gundampla]

HG 1/144 World Economic Union Mass Production Transformable Mobile Suit SVMS-01 "Union Flag"

Picked up this funky little HG 00 kit from model building club last weekend. It's a pretty simple late 00s kit, just like others from its time, with just three sprues and not much in the way of optional parts. Regardless, it's still a very creative kit with a surprising amount of colour separation, even if it really only has two colours.

The Union Flag is one of the grunt suits from 00 Gundam, being the main fighting unit of the Union of Solar Energy and Free Nations or World Economic Union (world here being Europe, Australasia, and Japan, like some sort of bizzaro NATO, probably leading to the UN baby blue of the kit). It's a very Macross looking design, "transforming" into a fighter jet inspired flight form in a very seamless manner, without any parts-forming whatsoever (more than one could say of the HG Zeta or HG Macross kits). There's a bit of clever engineering in the waist and pelvis that lets everything rotate into orientation.

There's stil a fair amount of painting, despite the simple bicolour scheme. I added grey to the backs of the hands, the barrel and top of the linear rod rifle, and the insides of the air intakes and jet exhaust ports, as well as adding my standard metallic drybrush and pigment powder to all the grey sections. I also made sure to add a lot of sooty oil staining over the intakes and exhausts to give the impression of use. I also painted over the safety nubs on the wings, turning them into blue and green navigation lights (as I don't have a metallic red). I still don't trust myself to cut them off cleanly. I also added a bit of metallic weathering pigment over other high-points on the blue parts of the kit, helping accentuate the worn and used nature of the machine, and mask how plasticky the blue looks right out of the box.

This is a pretty simple and plain looking kit, with no included marking stickers so I made sure to deck it out with a ton of custom markings and decals. I don't have any 00 decals, so I had to just freehand the Union logo, but I think I did an alright job at it.

I also included some hit markers, a flying group decal on the leg, and a unit number, as well as some cool stripes and caution markers. There's a metallic silver sticker that goes behind the (UV reactive trans orange) visor, which was appreciated as it added a lot of nice shine even without a UV light. The M motif works well as a pilot identifier. I stole it from the Gyan decals meant for M'Quve, but I think it looks great here, contrasting nicely against the blue. I just wish I had some proper NATO or UN decals, as I feel these would've been thematically appropriate and gone well with the blue colouration of the kit.

I do think I should've placed the wing markings the other way around, as they look upside down when the kit is viewed from the rear.

This kit included the linear rod rifle, which slots into the waist in flight mode to form the "nose" of the plane. It's a little loose in the hand, and being designed to look good in plane mode makes it look a little awkward as a weapon, but I think I managed to make it look cool in a few poses. The gangly proportions of the kit certaintly don't help.

The kit also includes the bizzare "defense rod", a shield modeled after an aeroplane propeller that is meant to rotate in order to deflect incoming damage. It seems super impractical, but they manage to make it look cool and effective in the anime. I painted on the white tips as I don't like dealing with foil colour correction stickers when folded over sharp edges - they tend to lift.

Oddly enough, there are these little tabs under the wings that look like spots to add missile pods or other weapons, although none are included. If I find any spares from other people in my model club I'll probably come back and add them.

Further included is the sonic blade/plasma sword. In the anime, it's a small flip-out combat switchblade that vibrates at ultrasonic frequencies to cut through armour. It can also generate a plasma blade turning it into a large sword. Unfortunately, the age of the kit relegates this weapon into a single "chopstick" piece, only allowing display of the plasma sword form. There's also not really anywhere on the kit it can be stowed, so I'm not sure where it comes from. I painted it with metallic blue, but I really would have preferred a traditional transparent beam effect piece.

Overall it was a fun little build, that let me prectise using my new liquid panel liners, as well as pracitse decals and weathering. Might take a bit of a break from gunpla for a bit, until I have more display room.

[basilone]

"all but washed" for Maddy and Brady, please?

One Maddie/Brady coming up! 😊 I'm picturing this as something that happens right before they crash, like that last flight before it all goes to hell.

all but washed

He’s grown used to her pre-flight ritual of checking the whole plane twice over – leveling her foghorn-loud voice at the ground crew as she goes – as though she can somehow ensure their safety by working off her list, tallying all important things together, before they head off into new dangers.

“Wagon’s all but washed,” is her final verdict, nodding up at their bus with a satisfied smile, “and we’re ready for it, sir.”

“As long as we’re washed,” he snorts, tapping her rather sooty nose before he can good and well help it, “I’ll fly us anywhere.”

“Crew shower in five, then,” she cackles, nudging his side as if she’s serious about such an invitation.

He shakes his head – feels a warm flush of heat creep up his neck as he does, as he considers her a little longer than he should – and tears his gaze away from her with more difficulty than ever before.

[transmurderbug]

🐛 Weekly Tag Wednesday! 🐛

Thank you for the tags, Kat @mybrainismelted, Kaka @stocious, Evie @energievie, Comet @spacerockwriting, Nosho @creepkinginc, Jess @jrooc and Alice @spookygingerr! So many people! 🥰💙

Weekly Tag Wednesday - Firsts!

Name: Sky 🪲🪨

Age: Nosho divided by zero.

First Pet? My family's German Shepherd named Döme. The first pet that was mine was a guinea pig. His name was Kormos (smoky/sooty).

First Word? As if my mother remembers 😂 All I know is that my father wanted it to be dezoxiribonukleinsav (DNA, but in Hungarian).

First Celebrity Crush? 🤷

First IRL Crush? One of these days I'll need a scientific rundown of what that's supposed to feel like. I never had one, I guess?

First kiss? Sorry, this one is a skip for me. Blah.

First Car? Issss the one I still have! A 2009 Renault Clio Grandtour. My pookie (yes I am THAT person).

First apartment/house/dorm/whatever away from your parents? A small ass apartment I half lived in with someone.

First time on a plane? A family vacation when I was around... 5. It was fun! I've been totally in love with flying ever since.

First cellphone? A "hand me down" from my mother, an old... Nokia? If I remember correctly. Your typical "you're going to school and coming home on your own, here, in case you need it".

First concert? I don't remember... I'm pretty sure some kind of a rock concert though. I was raised on good music. The first one that I excitedly got tickets for on my own was when I was 15, one of my favorite bands was celebrating a birthday.

First foreign country you visited? I think it was Austria when I was a few months old!

First sport you ever played? Athletics from basically the day I could walk. Nothing specific at first, but I ended up being a good jumper and sprinter later. My true calling was probably discus/javelin/hammer, anything you can throw.

First career aspiration? It was constantly changing, but the focus point was always animals.

And finally… tell me about the first time you wrote/drew/created/whatever something that made you think "wow" That's a tough one... maybe back when I was doing graphics extracurricular in school and we designed some background set for theatre, more specifically for an Oz play. The yellow brick road I worked on turned out pretty cool! I used to write poems too, some weren't too horrid 👀

Tagging, because I'm on time! Voluntary, as always, if you wanna pass, here, have this apple: 🍏 @ian-galagher @transmickey @deathclassic @gallapiech @look-i-love-u @suzy-queued @mickeysgaymom @sam-loves-seb @heymrspatel @dynamic-power @blue-disco-lights @thepupperino @metalheadmickey @transsexual-dandelions @sgtmickeyslaughter @ms-moonlight-inn @palepinkgoat @krysmiss @callivich @rayrayor @francesrose3 @lee-ow aaaand anyone else my scrambled brain is forgetting.

[usafphantom2]

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flock of Blackbirds began flying at 85,000 ft. over the Caribbean last week, their sooty titanium skins glowing cherry red from air friction as they hit top speeds in excess of 2,000 m.p.h. The planes were Lockheed's needle-nosed SR-71s on strategic reconnaissance missions that President Carter has ordered to monitor Soviet military activity in Cuba.

If any aircraft can determine the combat capability of the Soviet brigade on the island, it is the SR-71—the fastest, highest-flying and most elusive manned aircraft in existence. So fast does the sophisticated spy plane move that when a pilot starts a 180° turn over Cuba, he completes it halfway to Bermuda. By emitting ECM, or electronic countermeasure radio frequency signals, the Blackbird can efface its image from watching radar screens.

Stationed primarily at Beale Air Force Base in California, the SR-71s last flew over Cuba in November 1978 to help determine whether Havana's Soviet-supplied MiG-23 fighters had a nuclear capability. The answer: no. U.S. strategic satellites are also used for surveillance. But when their vision is obscured by cloud cover, the job is given to SR-71s, which have cloud-penetrating infrared sensors and cameras that can take pictures at a scanning rate of 100,000 sq. mi. per hr., making it possible to monitor military targets anywhere in the world.

Most important are the Blackbird's ELINT—electronic intelligence-gathering functions that are also known as "ferreting." SR-71s can detect hidden objectives by interpreting electronic signals at extremely high altitudes. In addition, Blackbirds carry a long-range, side-looking radar (SLAR) that can spy deep into foreign countries without actually crossing their frontiers.

Moscow has been so concerned about the effectiveness of the SR-71s that it has repeatedly made attempts to shoot the planes down over Eastern Europe, North Korea and the Middle East with surface-to-air missiles. They have never made a single kill, but that could change. ( speculating that the SA-5 could change things but it did not.)

Entering the Soviet arms inventory is a new SAM called Gammon that the U.S. Air Force estimates has the capability of catching up with an SR-71. A major concern of U.S. defense authorities: if the Gammon is shipped to Havana, it could be bye-bye, Blackbird, over Cuba.

It could be but it never happened. Although the SR 71 was shot at many times no one was able to lock on and deliver The SR’s flew higher and faster than the Soviet missiles could go. SR-71s were a major contributor to winning the Cold War.

Paraphrased by Linda Sheffield Miller

Timetime magazine article October 1979

#SR-71

#Blackbirds

@Habubrats71 via X

[sootygifs]

The Sooty Show - "Cars, Trains, Boats and Planes"

[rangikuxmatsumoto]

 – gave my blood sweat and tears for this

An ominous gust of wind whipped across the barren plane, the stark, burned carcasses of trees rattled like bones against the gray sky. Palms flattened against the crust of the earth, her body ached, sweat dripped from her temples falling upon the sooty surface – evaporating nearly instantly as this burned and dead land cried for any subsistence.

Haineko’s laid just beyond the tips of her fingers, her hilt strained. She had been pouring her blood, sweat and tears into this training for weeks – no, wait months. Every opportunity she had where she could sneak away, back to where it all started, sit in those wildflowers and meditate.

Haineko couldn’t claim she wasn’t trying hard enough, her palms were calloused, cracked and bloodied.

Haineko wouldn’t say she wasn’t giving it her all, not when she continued to pick herself up each time she was knocked down, demanding they go again.

Haineko couldn’t say she didn’t mean it – not when she turned those pale irises upon her and there was a fierceness, a coldness that she had not seen before in her Master.

Still, the cat didn’t relent.

“Best to give it up already…” Came the purr-like taunt from the beast as her ashen gray tail flicked amongst the shadows of the burned-out forest. If Rangiku took some solace in the progress she had made it was that Haineko had chosen to reveal her true nature – the gray panther-like yokai, made of her ashes, reminiscent of static upon a television.

“…You’d like that, me quitting…” Rangiku managed after a moment, pushing back to sit upon her heels. Her left palm lifted with some resistance, finding that another callous had split, crimson blood had pooled into the soot forming a black tar like substance upon her hand. Gingerly, she wiped it upon her uniform; her right palm was no different, but she didn’t bother cleaning it, rather she reached for Haineko’s hilt, drawing the weapon across her lap.

“Of course I would,” the sarcastic retort came as she sensed her Zanpakuto’s spirit moving against the shadows. Her vision lifted to the tops of the trees, one swayed as if drawn down by some weight, then snapped back as another one near it lulled against the new force upon it. Haineko was stalking closer to the edge of the forest where Rangiku sat. “You’ve been nothing but a nuance.”

A harsh bout of laughter escaped her, as she drew her left leg forward, pushing herself up to stand once more. “I’d call you the same,” she countered, “This could have gone a whole lot easier if you hadn’t fought me every step of the way…” She hissed, both out of annoyance but also out of the sharp pain coming from her rib – safe to assume it had been cracked.

Just as she managed to stand a blast of ashes shot directly towards her, she managed to evade but barely – the nearly invisible blades slitting her skin upon her cheek. “Then take the hint!” It was a clear growl, a near roar, “Unless you’d rather die!”

A faint flick of her wrist had her blade dispensing into ashes once more, there was no need to call her release, not here, not within their domain. Countering the decisive strike with one of her own, her right-hand extended outwards towards the trees in which she had pinpointed earlier, but at the last moment the ashes split into three separate assaults, slamming into the tree in which she had recognized held her Zanpakuto’s spirit and the two on either side – the clear and objective two main escapes.

A sharp, cracking noise echoed through the barren land, the sound of splintering wood was impossible to ignore as one of the charred canopies toppled and cascaded down to the ground sending up a dust cloud of soot. In it, she saw a large shape drop from the treetops as well, using the unsettled air as a smoke screen she knew Haineko was poised for another attack.

Wind began to whip up, scattering more of the ashes that blanketed the ground up into the air, her left arm rose, her sleeve acting as a shield to cover her nose and mouth from the debris. Just then she felt the telltale sensation of a cut, she glanced at her knuckles, her wrist – small cuts marked her skin. Then her temple, her forehead, paper thin cuts on every inch of exposed skin. She was quick to recall her own ashes back, commanding them into a high-speed vortex around her to dispense any of Haineko’s ashes away.

“You think some glorified papercuts are going to get me to quit?” She shouted, throwing her head back to stare upwards at the sky above her, catching a faint sight, high in the sky that seemed to be barreling down at her. A rocket-like wave of ashes slammed directly over her, scattering and dispensing just as quickly as they had appeared.

As the cloud of dust settled, silence fell upon the world again – there was no rustling of bone like branches, no howls of the wind across barren planes. Haineko had found herself victorious, sending her Master once more packing – until the dust cleared and a swirling dome of ashes remained. The ashes quickly scattered, reforming once more into a blade, her arm bloodied, the sleeve tattered, dropped from over her head, as the newly reformed blade clattered against the ground.

In the very last split second before Haineko’s ashes had enveloped her she had tightened the ashes under her command to rotate faster, closer together, forming layer upon layer of ashen domes to protect her against the onslaught. Only her arm had taken a near direct hit of the attacking ashes before her own had rallied to her defense.

“…You got me good…” barely flexing the fingers on her right hand caused her wince and buckle down to her knee. She expected some cruel retort echoing from the dark, sinister reaches of the seared forest, having expected Haineko to retreat to the solitude upon besting her once more. Instead, there was silence.

“Haienko…” Rangiku called, anxiety spiking at the sudden silence. Haineko was keen on getting the last laugh, the final cutthroat word in, she had yet to leave her hanging like this. “Haineko?”  Was she preparing for the final attack, that would end this once and for all. But there, just beyond the edge of the forest, two piercing blue eyes caught her attention. Their color a vivid, bright blue – reminiscent of the ghostly man who haunted her dreams, she didn’t know any better she would have sworn they were his. But their shape was too cat-like, their size too large to be anything but those of the spirit that called this world home.

“Why do you want this so badly?” Haineko’s voice rang out, in the many months of this endeavor it dawned on her that Haineko had never once questioned her about her motives, till now. She had dismissed her demands, ridiculed her, taunted her but had never asked – why.

Her why came in the form of a desperate cry – not her own, but that of her captain’s – calling for Hyōrinmaru to answer him. And still yet, her why was his voice, younger echoing the sentiment that they weren’t strong enough to help their captain. Her why was the same haunting memory of watching the man she loved die, her tears stilling upon his cheek as she clutched for the strength to stop a monster. A torrent of memories flooded her mind, the feeling of feeling helpless, useless, a burden to those around her – Haineko must have felt it, seen it, known about it. So, what answer did she seek?

“I’m doing this for me,” her tone was resolute, but she was met with silence, yet she could sense Haineko’s displeasure at her answer. “…I never wanted this Haineko. I would have been happy carrying on like we were, content even. I don’t want a damn captaincy, if that’s what you’re thinking. But I want…” Her head hung, lids crushed close as she struggled to find the words or rather fight through the torrid of words that threatened to spill out.

“I want to do this for myself. To prove to myself that I am capable. That I’m not a burden to everyone around me. That I can fulfil my duty that I made, that I can protect the people I care about. That’s why I need this Haineko. I can’t let what happened to Toshiro happen again. I don’t want to be questioned if I ‘can handle it’ or think I need someone there to protect me, because I’m not strong enough, not capable enough to defend myself, my division, Soul Society – whatever or whoever!”

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Words echoed within her mind, but she was incapable of understanding it, it was garbled, yet whispered in a hushed tone, and spoken rapidly. Her head lifted; vision focused upon Haineko’s piercing gaze once more.

“There’s a price…” Her spirit spoke, straightforward.

“A price?” She didn’t understand, she hadn’t heard of anything like that, she knew of Hyōrinmaru’s limit on his, knew of Sakanade’s banned use – but a price? “I’ll pay it.”

A sigh escaped her Zanpakuto having expected that response. “You haven’t even heard what it is yet.”

“Then tell me,” Rangiku demanded, matching her straightforward tone.

“…Your Bankai…My Bankai is indiscriminate…Friends and foe can be affected…It will put a strain on your body…your soul…” The last of her cards she could play to protect her Master, her warning about wanting to die hadn’t been in jest – if she wasn’t sincere in her desire, adding this to her already fractured soul, might just kill her.

ነሁጎነልክቿ ክዐ ፕልክቿጌጎ

Words once more sounded within her mind, as she listened to Haineko’s warning, “It will take mastery for this to not be the case. Don’t think it will be easy. It will take years…decades, centuries perhaps…”

Time she may not have, but it didn’t matter. It was almost there, just beyond her grasp.

“Fine!” Bloody knuckles clenched and slammed into the ground as she bowed her head once more. “Fine! It’s a last resort option I get it, Haineko!”

She had lost her cool, she was sounding desperate – after all this work, after fighting tooth and nail with Haineko if her outburst caused her to retreat, she’d never forgive herself. She held a bated breath as she listened for movement, but she heard none, instead she heard a crackling noise. Smoke wafted into her sinuses, her head lifted as she watched from the edge of forest embers pop and cascade, engulfing the already destroyed earth. What was there left to burn?

The small ring of fire suddenly shot out, searing everything in its path, coming within inches of her hands, she snapped up Haineko and sat back. Just as suddenly as the fire had erupted, it was out, gone – but everything it had charred dispersed, a light wind sent a torrent of charred remains into the air, the larger pieces breaking apart and scattering till a swirling vortex of ashes rose between her and the forest. No longer could she see the trees, no longer could she make out where the sky and ashes started or ended.

“…Remember…there is a price…”

Her vision surveyed over the impenetrable wall of ashes before her, glancing briefly down to see that her Haineko was merely her hilt, and the seared ground surrounded her.

ȘƲίȘλɴε ɴΘ τλɴεßί

The words were practically crystal clear in her mind. Her eyes closed; she inhaled…

“…Suisane no Tanebi Haineko…”

Her eyes snapped open suddenly, gone was the barren forest, instead the charred remains of wildflowers surrounded her, petals turned to ashes in the wind, wind that rapidly began to churn, lifting the fine dust like ashes into the air as it clouded the immediate area. She was quick to stand, struggling to maintain the force of her finally achieved Bankai. Haineko’s warning rang like alarm bells in her mind.

Through the swirling vortex, a form moved into her peripheral vision, she turned catching glimpses in gaps of ashes. ‘Friend and foe…’ Her pulse quickened as she raised an arm, a scream of warning bubbled upon her lips.

 “– Ikka..ack!” Blood sprayed from her scream, clogging her throat, she dropped to a knee – her chest, no, lungs wailed in agony. Haineko’s hilt clattered against the ground, as the swirling vortex slowed, the ashes began to fall. Her vision tunneled in briefly as she searched, hands reaching and padding the ground till she grasped Haineko’s hilt once more. Recalling her blade, she slumped forward, her left hand bracing her against the ground and the sound of heavy footfalls flooded her fading consciousness.

“Rangiku!” Ikkaku’s voice sounded miles away, but she felt him next to her, his hand rested upon her shoulder as she lifted her hand to bring him pause. Her peripheral vision slowly began to return, her breathing grew less labored. She sat up, turning her head to spit out blood before wiping her lips against the upper end of her sleeve.

“…Was that…?” Ikkaku squatted down next to her, as her head slowly turned to face him, a faint smile on her lips.

“…My Bankai…”

[sondersketches]

Sonder Sketches (June 17, 2024), Prompt: Studio

Reference:

The first image is a digital sketch/painting done using an oil paint brush and a watercolor paint brush. It was drawn in the free version of the Tayasui Sketches app on Android with a generic phone stylus, for a prompt from the Sketch a Day app/site that provides daily drawing prompts and has a largely positive community.

Since I'd already drawn someone doing art in their drawing space for the "stroke" prompt, and this prompt was "studio," I decided to follow the example of some other Sketch a Day artists and draw fanart for an animation studio I like. Looking at others making Studio Ghibli art, I knew not a lot of my favorite characters could fit my style or look right with my beginner level of skill/knowledge. I wanted to keep my character(s) simple and my background even more minimal, so I chose the lovable soot sprites who always made me happy and inspired me to worldbuild when I would see them appear in "Spirited Away" over my many rewatches. I used low opacity oil brush and watercolor brush digital paints for the main body to give a "fuzzy" and "sooty" look, then used the oil brush at full opacity to fill in an amount of lineart that felt like it wouldn't interfere with those visual textures and would more or less match the reference. I couldn't make the star candy three dimensional, the eyes grew bigger than I'd planned, and there wasn't enough space on the canvas to draw .ore than five total. It's also not clear if they're all on the same plane, in the same foreground, or where they're spaced in relation to each other.

Even with these issues and mismatches from the reference, these soot sprites turned out cute and everyone I've showed them to since drawing them has recognized what I was referencing. I like their energetic expressiveness, and I think my style lends well to those traits. I also like these unusual structure and lack of logical organic design, which I think are also clear in my version. Most of all, I like the little sounds they make and how they give the impression of sentient squeaky toys. I think mine convey that, too.

Overall, it's not the cleanest or most high-level fanart but it does what I want it to do and I like it a lot. It was a fun piece to work on and it's fun for me to look back at, too. I'm glad Sketch a Day did this prompt and I got to try out fanart. I don't do that often, if at all.

[cagemasterfantasy]

Fire Genasi Rankings and Features (5e)

Guide

1=do not play this class as this race

2=can play but not recommended

3=decent choice

4=perfect

Elemental Evil Companion's Guide and Princes of the Apocalypse

Those who think of other planes at all consider them remote, distant realms, but planar influence can be felt throughout the world. It sometimes manifests in beings who, through an accident of birth, carry the power of the planes in their blood. The genasi are one such people, the offspring of genies and mortals.

As a fire genasi, you have inherited the volatile mood and keen mind of the efreet. You tend toward impatience and making snap judgments. Rather than hide your distinctive appearance, you exult in it.

Nearly all fire genasi are feverishly hot as if burning inside, an impression reinforced by flaming red, coal- black, or ash-gray skin tones. The more human-looking have fiery red hair that writhes under extreme emotion, while more exotic specimens sport actual flames dancing on their heads. Fire genasi voices might sound like crackling flames, and their eyes flare when angered. Some are accompanied by the faint scent of brimstone.

Ability Score Increase. Your Constitution score increases by 2, and your Intelligence score increases by 1.

Age. Genasi mature at about the same rate as humans and reach adulthood in their late teens. They live somewhat longer than humans do, up to 120 years.

Alignment. Independent and self-reliant, genasi tend toward a neutral alignment.

Size. Genasi are as varied as their mortal parents but are generally built like humans, standing anywhere from 5 feet to over 6 feet tall. Your size is Medium.

Speed. Your base walking speed is 30 feet.

Darkvision. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. Your ties to the Elemental Plane of Fire make your darkvision unusual: everything you see in darkness is in a shade of red.

Fire Resistance. You have resistance to fire damage.

Reach to the Blaze. You know the Produce Flame cantrip. Once you reach 3rd level, you can cast the Burning Hands spell once with this trait as a 1st-level spell, and you regain the ability to cast it this way when you finish a long rest. Constitution is your spellcasting ability for these spells.

Languages. You can speak, read, and write Common and Primordial. Primordial is a guttural language, filled with harsh syllables and hard consonants.

Mordenkainen Presents: Monsters of the Multiverse

Tracing their ancestry to the genies of the Elemental Planes, each genasi can tap into the power of one of the elements. Air, earth, fire, and water — these are the four pillars of the Material Plane and the four types of genasi. Some genasi are direct descendants of a genie, while others were born to non-genasi parents who lived near a place suffused by a genie’s magic.

A typical genasi has a life span of 120 years

Descended from efreet, the genies of the Elemental Plane of Fire, fire genasi channel the flamboyant and often destructive nature of flame. They show their heritage in their skin tones, which can range from deep charcoal to shades of red and orange. Some bear skin tones common to humanity but with fiery marks, such as slowly swirling lights under their skin that resemble embers or glowing red lines tracing over their bodies like cracks. Fire genasi hair can resemble threads of fire or sooty smoke.

Ability Score Increase. When determining your character’s ability scores, increase one score by 2 and increase a different score by 1, or increase three different scores by 1. You can't raise any of your scores above 20.

Creature Type. You are a Humanoid.

Size. You are Medium or Small. You choose the size when you select this race.

Speed. Your walking speed is 30 feet.

Darkvision. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light and in darkness as if it were dim light. You discern colors in that darkness only as shades of gray.

Fire Resistance. You have resistance to fire damage.

Reach to the Blaze. You know the Produce Flame cantrip. Starting at 3rd level, you can cast the Burning Hands spell with this trait. Starting at 5th level, you can also cast the Flame Blade spell with this trait, without requiring a material component. Once you cast Burning Hands or Flame Blade with this trait, you can’t cast that spell with it again until you finish a long rest. You can also cast either of those spells using any spell slots you have of the appropriate level.

Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma is your spellcasting ability for these spells when you cast them with this trait (choose when you select this race).

Languages. Your character can speak, read, and write Common and one other language that you and your DM agree is appropriate for the character. The Player’s Handbook offers a list of languages to choose from. The DM is free to modify that list for a campaign.

Artificer 2 Artificers can get Fire resistance and Darkvision from spells and infusions Fire Bolt is better than Produce Flame and Artificers can already cast Burning Hands. There’s nothing new here. Darkvision and Fire resistance are great but at that point play a Tiefling. Knowing Burning Hands for free is not good enough

Barbarian 2 Elemental Evil Fire Genasi was a better option because Barbarians need decent Constitution so the innate spellcasting was at least vaguely useful. You won’t be able to use the new spellcasting to any great effect so the only traits you benefit from are Darkvision and Fire resistance

Bard 4 Bards have essentially no spell attacks and while Vicious Mockery is a spectacular offensive option Produce Flame does twice as much damage and sometimes that’s all you need. Burning Hands provides helpful short-range AOE damage and while there are some trade-offs between the 2 Burning Hands may suffice in place of Shatter. Darkvision makes it easier to sneak around in the dark and Fire resistance is constently helpful. Fire Genasi doesn’t support any specific play style or build but it’s a good basis for almost any Bard

Cleric 2 Clerics don’t get Produce Flame and most don’t get Burning Hands. There’s very little to gain here

Druid 3 Druids already get Produce Flame. Most of them don’t get Burning Hands that on its own isn’t much. If you really want Burning Hands play Circle of Wildfire. Circle of Wildfire certainly seems like a fun theme for a Fire Genasi but there’s very little there mechanically which would make you better than a Tiefling

Fighter 2 the most obvious combination is Eldritch Knight because no other Fighter subclass gets spell slots. Even then the spells aren’t good options

Monk 2 Produce Flame can give you a passable range attack option but throwing darts will almost certainly be more effective

Paladin 3 Fire Genasi’s best martial option. Paladins have few good ranged options so Produce Flame can be helpful when you really need to attack at range. Paladins also struggle at handling crowds so Burning Hands is occasionally helpful

Ranger 3 Ranger’s damage boost options don’t work with spell attacks so Produce Flame is minimally useful. Burning Hands is decent at short range and it certainly beats Ranger’s other AOE damage options. Darkvision is great for sneaking around in the dark and Fire resistance is always good

Rogue 2 Rogues are too dependent on weapon attacks for most of Fire Genasi’s traits to be meaningful. Play a Tiefling

Sorcerer 2 the extra spells aren’t good enough to justify your race. Basically any other race with innate spellcasting will be more impactful. Play Tiefling if you’re dead set on having Darkvision and Fire resistance

Warlock 2 same as Sorcerer

Wizard 2 Wizard can replace everything that Fire Genasi does that’s worth having

[maegalkarven]

I'm struggling to turn this piece into full thing, so here's the snippet.

cambion!June(Durge) and Gortash meet for the first time, at the HoH.

The party is…lame. This is a really rude and ungrateful thing to say, considering he had to beg, bargain and manipulate his way into being allowed out of the vault and into the other layer of Hell altogether.

Why uncle Raphael even bothers to live in this weird parody of a castle is a wonder, and in Avernus of all places. Couldn’t find a layer of Hell higher than that? Clearly not.

Still, the house isn’t that bad; it is flying by some means unknown, and has a great view out of the windows and many balconies; something Juniper’s vault lacks.

“A great view, isn’t it?” and speak of the devil. Well, the cambion. Uncle Raphael walks into the balcony, a glass of something looking like wine but distinctly different in hand. “Don’t suppose you have seen the Blood War before, have you?”

“Is that why you chose Avernus of all places?” June asks, but can’t help to look down at the battle. It is a marvelous view, a true chaos of war at its very glory; different kinds of devils and demons attacking each other and trying to overpower the foe.

June has always admired the demons for their chaotic nature, not what he’d tell his relatives of that. Must be the godspawn blood speaking in him, the blood of a God of Murder.

June wonders what it’s like to be Bhaal’s son, what it’s like to walk a god among men and leave a trail of blood and viscera behind. To be free in your actions, to roam the streets of mortal men like the nightmare came from the Outer Planes.

To live, not waste away inside one of the numerous vaults of the Lord of the Eighth.

“Juniper,” his uncle calls out rather impatiently. “I asked you a question.”

“No, I suppose I haven’t,” he stares down as a massive blast of magic tears through the ranks, breaking bones and tearing flesh. Oh how he wants to jump down to them, to join, to let his hands drown in the blood of-

“Juniper.”

“I am listening,” his tail twitches in irritation, his wings flutter.

Whose of his grandfather’s oldest servants and allies claim he looks just like Mephistopheles did back in the old days, when he had not yet claimed the more classical look of the devil, full of red and fire. They say his grayish-blue skin are akin to his mother’s, what his wings, horns and claws are the same deep shade of blue of grandfather, what the sooty black scales are nothing but perfection. Juniper doesn’t particularly care it it’s the truth or not, he is so rarely out of his confinement any interaction feels like a breath of fresh air.

More often than not he, a proud son of two powerful beings, is reduced to nothing but another treasure in Mephisto’s vault. Just another pretty magical curiosity, not a living being. Not achdevil’s kin.

“I don’t think you do,” Raphael complains. He sports the look eerily alike to Mephistopheles’ current visage: same red of skin, same horns, same wings, and same draping cape. He is clearly compensating for something.

“No, I truly do,” June smiles weakly. “It’s just you rarely have something interesting to say. I wonder if it was even worth leaving the vault at all,” he wrinkles his nose. “At least there I have every magic tome my heart desires for consumption, every secret of the universe laid bare before me.”

He is lying, of course, but not too much. He is allowed to study a generous amount of books out of his grandfather’s endless library, and is allowed to conduct his own experiments. If anything, it’s even praised.

His uncle huffs. “Very clever,” he rolls his eyes. “I dare to say I am the better conversationalist than you are, my dear bloodthirsty kin.”

“I haven’t killed anyone yet, have I?”

“But you want to, don’t you? I can feel it boiling under the surface of the flesh, blood hot as hellfire, lower impulses raised-“

“Are you trying to provoke me into something?” June raises an eyebrow. “You didn’t buy into the servants’ tales of me going into rampages and killing lesser devils left and right, did you?”

Raphael studies him.

“Are those lies?”

“Yes.”

No. Bhaal has been insistent in his attempts to claim his vile blood of late, the result of it shown in the bloody tapestries hung around the Mephistar. If grandfather was displeased, he did not show it. His uncle smiles.

“I think you’re lying, my dear one,” he cups June’s cheek gently. “I think you’re sick and tired of playing Mephistopheles’ little pet. I think,” he steps closer. “You want to be let out.”

June takes a step away, his back hitting the railing. Below the war rages, in all its blood, fire and glory. Below him devils and demons alike live and die for something what’s worth living and dying for.

Raphael corners him by the railing.

“My sweet poor Juniper,” he hums. “Father really doesn’t pay you attention you deserve. You truly are a marvel, the last Bhaalspawn alive.”

That jerks June up.

“The last one?” he can’t help but take the bait. “But I thought the Hero-“

His uncle smiles like the cat that just got the mouse.

“The hero is dead, along with their last remaining kin,” he tilts his head to the side. “You’re the only child unlucky god of murder still retains. And just far enough away to be out of his grasp,” he toots. “I wonder if you feel it in your blood, your unholy calling-“

“My unholy calling is here,” June argues. “In Hells, in Mephistar. I am the grandchild of-“

“Of the archduke of Cania, I know,” Raphael interrupts. “But does it matter? Does he even care?”

At that the young fiend bristles. Of course grandfather cares; he took him in, raised him in his very own Citadel, gave him the education- -and locked him in a vault.

“And does he care about you?” he retorts. “At least I was created with some thought given, some intent behind. And you? Just a single slip of Arcduke’s, nothing more.” Raphael presses him harder into the railing.

“Careful,” he smiles, all teeth and promise of the pain to come. “I’d hate to hurt your delicate little wings; they haven’t seen enough flight, have they? Don’t think they’ll hold your weight all the way down.”

“Uncle,” June tilts his head to the side. “Are you threatening me?” he feigns ignorance. “Why? Did I say something to upset you, hit some chord perhaps? If so, I do apologize. Insulting the host in his own house was not my intention; especially the one is so…sensitive.”

'The sensitive host' sneers and almost pushes him off the balcony, but a new voice clears the throat. Raphael and June turn around to peer at the young man standing at the threshold.

[charlesandmartine]

Wednesday 24th April 2024

Our hotel was still asleep as we fumbled our way out of unfamiliar locked doors. The cases rumbled noisily past the swimming pool and the security guard mysteriously appeared out of the darkness, grabbed a suitcase and thrust a couple of ham bagels in a carrier bag our way. By way of saying goodbye he operated the big security gate to allow us to drive out into the night. It was still stupid o'clock as we drove the empty streets the 3kms or so to the airport passing a shantie town with yesterday's fires still burning and on to the Avis drop off point. Now pedestrians again we made the short walk into departures. They were relatively pleasant at this time of the morning. The check-in man almost smiled but I think it was wind. I had a conversation with the man at the scanner. Well it was a bit like talking to Sooty; I could see his lips move but I couldn't actually hear anything. Turns out when he virtually whispered in my ear he was enquiring where we were off to and wished us a pleasant journey!! Man in the airport!!! Never come across anyone pleasant before! I squeeked back in 'Sweep' that we from England and on our way to Kasane. He nodded.

We were flying on a small Embraer E195 jet aircraft. A visually impaired lady two rows in front of us had a Labrador guide dog under the seat. Thankfully the man in front didn't need to reach under the seat for his life jacket. He might have got a big lick.

Johannesburg airport was another challenge. Moving from domestic arrivals to international departures was fun. Scanning again the same bags brought through Port Elizabeth certain items were now deemed unacceptable and yet another Sooty whispered that I shouldn't have something in my bag but I had no Idea what the contraband was. He whispered confidentially that on this occasion he would turn a blind eye but don't tell the lady over there. We searched through the bag later a discovered a couple of oranges that the hotel had slipped in. No idea if that's what the fuss was about. Then an official porter kindly showed us how to negotiate the endless corridors. When nicely positioned for correct departures he started muttering about a tip, as did the man in the Gents.

Our flight to Kasane was on an even smaller plane, an Embraer E135/140. If we had to do another flight we'd all be sitting with the pilot!

Happily after having the passports checked by two sets of people we collected our hold luggage (remarkably arrived despite the transfer) and we were met by a very nice lady from the Chobe Game Lodge. We were joined by two ladies from Philadelphia, piling into the back of a Toyota Landcruiser and driven the 40 minute journey to the Game Reserve. We were then shown to our lodge but there's an itinerary here don't you know and we were supposed to have afternoon tea and then present ourselves for the three hour cruise looking for wildlife. No time for everything, so we missed the tea and dashed down to the waiting boats bobbing by the quayside of the Chobe River. Ours is the Botswana bank whilst the opposite bank is Namibia.

The bar was free as were the nibbles and the animals we were able to see. The great thing about water is that sooner or later all animals come down to it. We witnessed bathing elephants, hippos, crocodiles, monkeys, giraffes and an African Fish Eagle along with herons and egrets. A truly superb setting and collection of animals on our first visit, made all the more perfect by a magnificent sunset. A great end to a day where temperatures peaked at 35°C.

[littlemisspractical]

In May 2023 my long-term DnD campaign came to an end, with the Justic Collective (the Paladin named us) defeating the machnations of Bane and saving the world! So I drew us a group portrait!

From right to left we have: Talari, standoffish cleric of Kelevmor on a mission to save her son. Nadia (my character!), friendly barbarian, sworn guardian of the material plane, with Ulva, her direwolf Thoradin, overly-ambitious barbarian with dubious morals Krusk, naieve ex-paladin, who died and came back a Divine Soul sorcerer. His beloved cat Sooty is sat on Thoradin's foot. Dezeldmiir, ex murder cultist monk who is now a Chosen of Bahamut

It was fun to draw and get all the little character details in!

[Image description] Talari, on the left of the group, stands with her hands held in front of her and a slight smile. She is a white half-elf with ginger hair cut in a bob. She is wearing a white shirt, brown trousers, and a black open-fronted robe with a silver holy symbol on the front. Nadia is standing just behind and to her right. She is a tall, muscular, white human woman. She is similing with her eyes closed and her head tilted, with one arm around Krusk. She is wearing a cream tank top decorated with red tufts of fur, brown trouers and fur boots. She has a necklance in the shape of an oak leaf. Krust is standing to Nadia's right with one arm on her shoulder, also similing with his eyes closed. He is a tall half-orc man wearing blue-grey plate armour and a dramatic red cloak. His other hand is resting on Dezeldmiir's shoulder. Ulva the direwolf is stood behind Nadia and Thoradin. She has jumped up to put her front paws on their shoulders, and has her tounge hanging out. She has brown-grey fur and the air of a wolf well pleased with herself. Thoradin is stood in front of Nadia and Krusk. He is a very muscular, white dwarf man, with long, flaming ginger hair and beard. His is grinning confidently with his arms crossed. He is shirtless, with many black tattoos. He wear a wide wrestlers belt, green plaid trousers, and large boots. A small black housecat sits on his foot. Dezeldmiir is standing on the right. She is a petite drow woman with purple skin and lilac hair. She is wearing a blue wrap dress, a silver brooch, and a flower in her hair. She is barefoot. [End image description]

[enparallel]

Book report: Winter in the Air

Winter in the Air, Sylvia Townsend Warner

This is a book of short stories, which is objectively the most difficult fiction of them all. There are 18 separate realities in these few pages, and they are each inhabited by totally separate beings. It's like going to an enormous party full of interesting people and talking with one after another after another, there are always more people to talk to, you never go back to the one you already decided you did/did not like, it is only the party as a whole you judge at the end. AND it's not fair to say "well it was lovely but now I'm exhausted" because the exhaustion was going to happen no matter who was there, wasn't it? You can't blame the concept of parties.

So: I talked to some great stories. These were mostly all published in The New Yorker, in a big stretch of time but possibly 1938-1955. The pithy little images STW creates are some of the best I've ever read for revealing a character's #relatable but not even remotely generic observations and conditions; she forms a person up in a few opinions stated in a few words and she's highly amusing in the process. The materiality of her settings! the economy of her skewerings! the desolation of her heartbreaks, all the more because half these characters have the epiphany that they've thrown their lives away on nothing and will VERY OBVIOUSLY go have a good sandwich and put it out of their heads forever.

A couple gorgeous sentences: "...one must have a small decency-bit of time in which to lick one's wounds and wring the sea-water of shipwreck out of one's hair." "It was a dislikeable room, mutilated by the remodelling, which had shorn it for a bathroom. The tree beyond the bedroom window, she thought...--even the tree, in itself a pleasant thing, must be contemplated as a sparrow-rack, where, from the first light onward, sparrows would congregate and clatter, making sleep impossible." (both from "Winter in the Air")

"It was late October. The trees had already shed most of their leaves, which were quietly consuming in bonfires. Those which remained hung motionless, their colours burning against the deep blue of the sky. All the shabbiness of late summer was gone. The grass had renewed its green, the plane trees had stripped off their sooty bark, the picnicking parties contained no inelegant nudes or panting dogs. It was as though summer, after a purgatory of equinoctial rain and gales, had come back ensainted." ("Shadwell")

The other thing about the unity of form and audience in these stories is that is exposes the formulaic nature of the model: the single heartfelt detail that creates the fatal twist, the twist that creates the re-narrativizing of the entire past and/or future, the way love and being true to yourself simultaneously is the only worthwhile path and yet also so unsatisfactory, muddy and full of potholes and not in the direction one would prefer. No one gets what they want here, unless it is as comeuppance, and we look at them from on high where we can appreciate the full distance between the inchoate longings of the soul and the crappy little options the body manages to locate. It rings perfectly true in some chambers and flatly ridiculous in others. It would be a lot easier to appreciate if more or less every story didn't work in the exact same pattern.

Does every story work in the exact same pattern? IDK, because I didn't wholly get the reference on a couple of them and am left flatfooted at the turn from relation of events to Meaningful Sentence. I frickin love the subtle accumulation of evidence suddenly revealed to display the Whole-Ass Answer of what's going on but a lot of it depends on cultural touchstones in common and I don't have a full matching set with STW. I'm definitely keeping the book longer to google what's going on in the bits where I can feel how it comes together but I don't understand WHY. (This is actually exactly what it felt like to read New Yorker stories as a late teen or whatever. I just don't know enough and everything is references and inferences from references. Foundational literary trauma.) Possibly googling them will teach me how to pull these tricks off better myself, and then I can assuage my cultural anxiety by putting a bunch of footnotes to explain the joke and then pretending the footnotes are also jokes so that no one feels condescended to or excluded.

Anyway if this is STW's random party behavior commercial fiction I suspect I'll love visiting her house her novels.

[nando161mando]

Spawn Soundtrack 14. A Plane Scraped Its Belly On A Sooty Yellow Moon Sooulcoughing & roni size