#songbird 🎤

[mrssturnioloo]

dagger squad finding out bob has a girlfriend and who it is!! it could go one of two ways!!

1. going through his phone

the squad was all at the hard deck in their usual spot by the pool table. all of them but bob are talking. it’s not odd for bob to be quiet, but for the past few months, he’s barely talked because he’s been so immersed in his phone and he’s been more smiley than usual.

“what’s got you so happy, baby on board?” jake said drawing all the attention towards bob who looked a bit confused.

bob just shook his head and put his phone on the table next to him. “nothing. i’m going to get a drink, do you guys want anything?” nobody bought it. “no we’re good, thanks though.” bradley said and the others nodded in agreement.

as soon as bob had his back turned nat leaned over and grabbed his phone off of the table and unlocked it. the others gather around her as she looked through it. as they were going through it, a text from someone with the contact name ‘my songbird 🕊️’ popped up.

“songbird?” bradley mumbles. everyone looks to natasha for an explanation but she’s just as clueless as they are. nat clicks on the message and the first thing she notices is the contact photo. it’s a picture of you in the studio.

“holy shit, is that y/n—“ “l/n? yes it’s her.” bob answered. he noticed the group going through his phone as soon as he turned around. the group started questioning him as soon as he sat down.

“how did you two meet?” bradley asked. “we grew up together.”

“did you-” “no, jake. i didn’t pay her”

2. through a music video

it was a slow night at the hard deck and penny was just closing up. the daggers along with maverick had stayed behind to help clean. amelia was there too.

amelia was sitting in a booth on her phone while everyone cleaned. everyone jumped as amelia let out a loud scream. penny and mav rushed towards her as everyone stopped what they were doing.

“‘melis, what’s wrong?” penny asked. in return amelia just handed her mom the phone.

amelia ignores her mom and looks straight at bob. “you we’re in a music video with Y/N L/N?!?”

bob froze like a deer in headlights. sure he agreed to being in a music video with you and he gave you consent to post it knowing how it may interfere his job. but he didn’t think amelia listend to your music.

everyone looked at bob in shock. once the shock wore off everyone crowded around amelia to watch the video. they couldn’t deny that there was an insane amount of chemistry between the two of you. which is what lead to phoenix’s question.

“how the hell do you know y/n l/n and why do you both look at each other like you want to marry each other?”

this lead to bob cracking and telling everyone that you’re his girlfriend

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[fictionallyinparadise]

Uhhh idk rambling about the f/os that source from Horror Games based on if I think I could play the game

Karl: I probably could play the game BUT I suck ass at games like RE:V and also would probably be SO gay watching his scenes In Person.

"The Pig"/Amanda: I suck at games like DBD but it'd be fun tbh.

Harvey: I absolutely would not be able to handle getting jumpscared and then cry over Harvey so probably not tbh. I love watching/listening to gameplay tho the game is beautiful

Nate: I can NOT handle the tense atmosphere of the game dude I got to like, 2 a.m. in FNAF2 and was perfectly FINE but I couldn't cope 😭

Miles: I could play the game absolutely but like some scares might get me. Also I'd cry about all the bullshit my boy goes through.

Abraham: If I choose to ignore the ending I absolutely could play the game lmao. Best part is I'm 90% sure I couldn't fuck up and get my babyboy killed sooo. We love to see it!

Itward and Paltronas: I would have a BLAST playing this game holy fuck I wanna play it so bad. I don't CARE that I've watched like so many different playthroughs!!! It's THAT good!!!

Glamrock Freddy: I think I could handle this game because it's less like the OGs in terms of like, atmosphere but still got stuff that could scare me so! Idk.

Allison and Tom: Idk I'm mixed. I like, haven't finished watching playthroughs of the game bc I lost interest in it?? Don't ask how they became f/os if I kept losing interest in the game I cannot explain.

Daniel: Probably? Idk how much horror is in his game though. Either way it'd be quirky.

HUNK: Same as Karl except I don't have to fight him (I think) but get to go "awooga train whistle heart eyes ba-dump ba-dump" the second he shows up.

V.I.C.: I could for like a few first days of the game but then I'd get overwhelmed by all the orders and maintaining shit?? But the game FUCKS so hard so I think I could get over it or get a strategy.

Luna: I absolutely couldn't like I'm too worried about my wife getting snatched by BITCHES. But I do love the investigation aspect of the game so if I ever did get the money to play it I'd just play the mode where it's just solving shit.

Lucas: Absolutely not I'm too stupid for the gameplay and I'd fucking scream seeing ANY jumpscare. Also the game is so fucking difficult I could not handle it.

Dana and Emma: I think I could but the SECOND that motherfucker rolls up with that music and shit I'd fucking lose it.

Colt: I suck at stealth but I think I could tbh. It's a type of style I'd love to play but like, I just suCK at stealth.

Rebecca: I would love to omg. The way the game is different for every player and playthrough LIKEEEE. On the other hand if like, the demons did some shit or I didn't notice the Mimic until too late I'd fucking lose it.

Eugene: No, which is on the entire basis that I am deeply afraid of spiders. Idc that it's a fuckign Spider Train I would freak the fuck out if I saw that fucking thing crawl at me.

Jeff: I mean I literally love playing the game so yeah absolutely <3. I can't fuCKING get past the floors after The Figure but that's because I panic and don't get in the closet.

John Doe: YESYEYSYESYEYS I would be soooo happy to play the game omg omg omg

Andrew: YES I love the game I love the style I love him and I just. It's fun.

Beastie: Fuck yeah. Except I'd purposely run at it because I love my sweet loud creacher. Also I love seeing how people animate it's jumpscares!!!

(I didn't include Pierce, Cat, and Green bc I play the games like really often. I did include Jeff bc I haven't played the game since it's been updated soo there's new things and I'm intimidated.)

[gamergirl-niffler]

A Day Off || Erasermic x Fem!reader

Warnings: smut (unprotected p in v x2), double penetration, pet names (Songbird and Kitten), double creampies

Synopsis: In a steamy moment, Shota, Hizashi, and their girl find solace in each other's arms

A/N: Hello Welcome to another day of Kinktober '23 Collaboration! Little Niffler is here to deliver yet another steamy work! Hope you will Enjoy! Today's prompt: Threesome

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Mornings were always your favorite. Every day, it was calm and nice. Music played quietly in the background, as you didn't want to wake up your two beloved Pros, who needed well-deserved rest after a long night of work.

Thankfully, it was one of the rare days when they could just have a day off and rest. So you decided to prepare them a warm, tasty coffee to start the morning. Dressed in just panties and a long t-shirt, you walked around the kitchen.

Suddenly, arms wrapped around your waist, startling you a little. At first, you thought that Shota couldn't sleep, as usual, but long, blond hair falling all over you told you otherwise. "Good morning, Hizashi," you hummed, reaching back to stroke his hair. "Someone forgot to tie his hair when he got home."

He laughed at your words and nodded, sighing deeply. "Good morning, songbird. I was too tired; all I wanted was to snuggle with people I love. Shota is still out cold. Hey, did you listen yesterday?"

You turned in his arms and nodded. "What a silly question. You know I always listen to your radio show."

"What did I do to deserve such a loyal listener?"

"Guess you were just lucky enough," you shrugged and let out a surprised whimper when Hizashi suddenly kissed you. Someone was needy first thing in the morning, not that you minded, of course. It was more than welcome. You returned the kiss, wrapping your arms around his neck.

After pulling away, you looked at him. "We can't leave our grumpy cat out. He will complain later."

Yamada smiled. "Go to him then, songbird. I'll join the two of you soon."

You sneaked into your shared bedroom and got into bed next to Shota. Luckily for you, he had a habit of sleeping shirtless.

Your lips placed a gentle kiss on his cheek, and then you moved them down to his neck before traveling even further down to his chest. This stirred him awake as you positioned yourself between his legs, planting more kisses on his lower belly.

Shota groaned and looked down at you. "That's a nice way to wake up, kitten. Where's the loud one?"

"He will join us soon. Don't worry, just enjoy," you purred, pulling down his sweatpants and freeing his cock, which now stood proudly against his belly. Your mouth watered at the simple sight of him. You wrapped your lips around his tip before taking more of his length into your mouth, your hand cupping his balls and giving them a gentle squeeze once in a while.

He moaned, moving hand into your hair, praising you and pushing you just a little bit.

"And I am called the needy. Yet you push her down on your cock first thing in the morning," Hizashi looked at the two of you, enjoying the view of you between Shota's legs, swallowing his cock almost fully. He sat next to Shoto and pushed his hand into your hair, pulling it back. "Oh, I almost forgot. Good morning to you, grumpy," Hizashi chuckled and pulled him into a kiss.

You moaned at the sight and slipped his cock out of your mouth, simply watching them.

The blond man chuckled, looking at you. "Well, well, well. Look at that! Our songbird enjoys watching us like this, huh? Do you remember what we talked about yesterday?"

You just blinked, confused, while Shota nodded. "Oh, yes, and since we all are awake, let's do it."

Before you knew it, they were both on their feet with you sandwiched between their bodies. Your shirt and panties were just thrown onto the floor, together with their clothes.

Shota was in front with your legs comfortably wrapped around his waist, while Hizashi was behind you, gently squeezing and playing with your breasts. "So, as we discussed yesterday, I think she deserves two. Do you think she can handle it?"

"Sure she can. She's our lovely kitten, and it won't be the first time," the other man shrugged.

You gasped and looked at them, completely confused about what they were talking about. "What are you... Fuck!" you moaned, taken aback by the sensation of two cocks pushing into you.

Your head rested against the blond's shoulder as you did your best to relax and accommodate their cocks. They both penetrated you fully, and you all let out deep sighs in unison as they filled you.

"Such a good kitten, taking us both like a pro," Shoto praised as they started to move, making you moan loudly. "I wonder how loud she can sing for us today. I want to make that pretty voice go hoarse from screaming our names," Hizashi purred, wrapping his hand around your throat.

Every thrust made you whimper, the way they both filled you so perfectly, your walls squeezing around their cocks, gradually building that knot in your lower belly.

Shota smiled. "Look at our kitten, so cute. Getting pleasured by two men at once and enjoying it," he laughed and kissed you while Hizashi's hand moved around your waist to stimulate and tease your clit. "Be a good songbird and cum for us."

You moaned into the kiss as your feet curled, and they started to thrust even harder. Two men satisfying you, with your clit being stimulated, made the tension in your belly snap as you reached a climax with a loud moan.

They both groaned at how tightly your walls squeezed around both of them. "Wow, Kitten," Shota moaned and kissed you deeply as he released his warm, sticky cum inside you. Hizashi pulled your head away from Shota and kissed you as he climaxed as well.

You pulled away from him, gasping deeply, and looked between them. "You two will be the death of me. Put me down, now."

They slowly withdrew from you, but Shota kept you in his arms. "Now, we can go back to sleep. I am even more tired than I was before," he muttered and laid down, placing you next to himself.

"Oh, come on, Sho! It's our day off! Staying home isn't my style! We could go out and enjoy each other's company!" Blond complained, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Or we could just rest and cuddle so the two of you can, for once, properly recover from working too much," you said, tilting your head.

Hizashi looked a little annoyed that you didn't agree with him but soon nodded, joining you two and laying on your other side. "Guess the songbird is right."

Smiling, you hugged them both. The three of you soon slipped into a nice, long, and much-needed nap.

[sirenologyyy]

EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT LOVE !

୨ৎ summary : wherein singer!reader books her next role in the ballad of songbirds and snakes after starring in the third highest-grossing movie of all time called avatar: the way of water, and falls for the bad guy... of course

୨ৎ warnings : cussing, that's pretty much it HEHEEHEH

୨ৎ author's note : YA'LL I've never seen laufey as a faceclaim in these before she's gorgeous. Also, your character in atwow is named Magnolia Quaritch, you're in Daisy Jones and The Six as a Jazz singer named Vienna Cartwright and a character in House of The Dragon named Theadosia Baratheon.

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yourusername the sexy skxawngs are SO back 🤩🙏🔥

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jackchampion DUDEEE YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GUNNA POST THAT PIC OF ME

⤷ yourusername obviously I lied

user1 NAWW YA'LL ARE SO CUTE

user2 OMGGG your boots are giving

user3 average brother and sister dynamic

user4 HELLO DON'T TELL ME Y/N AND JACK PLAY SIBLINGS IN AVATAR????

⤷ user3 HELP yeah they do they're quaritch's kids and they're stepsiblings, y/n's character is named magnolia she was born on pandora like three or four years before spider was

⤷ user4 they barely look alike HELP

⤷ jackchampion no because we keep saying that too

⤷ yourusername @/slang_711 your response 🎤🎤🎤

user4 naw HAHAAHAHA

rachelzegler YA'LL ARE SO CUTEEE

⤷ yourusername MWAH

jamieflatters what is that picture of me

⤷ yourusername my finger slipped

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⤷ jamieflatters you know you aren't

baileybass no because that day in london was so fun omggg

yourusername especially when it started raining and we all were just running around like headless chickens and we took cover inside that empty ambulance

⤷ jackchampion and then I totally didn't fall getting out

⤷ baileybass lies

⤷ yourusername falsehoods

⤷ jamieflatters these people deserve the truth jackson

user5 UGH y/n's so pretty I wish she was real :/

user1 frl I wish pretty people were real

user6 jack eating dino nuggies and mac and cheese with a coke sends me

⤷yourusername I have a folder on my phone with 18 seperate photos of jack eating the same meal over the course of filming atwow

⤷ jackchampion WHAT???

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⤷ user6 PUAHAAHAGAHSHS

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⤷ yourusername nobody asked jack

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ayoedibiri I miss you 😔

⤷ yourusername I miss YOU

user7 MAGNOLIA QUARITCH 🔛🔝

user8 if magnolia quaritch has a million fans I'm one of them, if she has a hundred fans I'm one of them, if she had 0 fans I'm DEAD

hunterschafer looking tew good babes x

⤷ yourusername ure too kind 🫡 🫶

user9 HELPPP BECAUSE JAMIE'S FACE IN THE BEGGINING

⤷ yourusername he tried gochujang for the first time

⤷ jackchampion top 10 worst anime fails

user7 I think you cropped me outta some of these babes 💋

user8 imagine breathing the same air as y/n y/l/n is rn like I cannot imagine 😔

user10 y/n what's ur favorite hot wheels car

user11 come home the kids miss you 😔

user12 can magnolia come and dissect me like that bladder polyp 30 minutes into the movie

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user1 STOP STOP STOP

user2 THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY SHE'S PLAYING MIRA SAGE

rachelzegler welcome to the rodeo big sis 🎹🎶✨️

⤷ yourusername let's fcking do this thing

user3 im literally screaming crying and throwing up right now OMFG RACHEL JUST CALLED Y/N BIG SIS

user4 STOP BCS I just finished reading tbosas yesterday

user5 OH MY FUCKING GOD MIRA PLAYING THE PIANOOOO

user6 these stills are everything to me

jackchampion SO SO SO PROUD OF YOU 🙌

⤷ yourusername #1 WINGMAN FRL 💯

user7 her first freaking role was literally playing stephen lang's daughter in a james cameron film, then immediately booking the role of serafyna freaking baratheon in house of the dragon, then playing a jazz singer in daisy jones and the six, NOW SHE'S IN THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES???

user8 no one's doing it like her frl

user1 "OUR GIRL MIRA SAGE BAIRD" WHAT IF I START SOBBING

user5 like hello I'm never getting over this tf 😭💔💔💔

user3 Y/N Y/L/N THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE

tomblyth hey nightingale

⤷ yourusername wsp gent

user9 OH MY FUCKING GOD NO ONE TALK TO ME RIGHT NOWWWWWWW

⤷ user3 DID THEY JUST CALL EACHOTHER BY THEIR NICKNAMES OH LORD

user5 they saw an opportunity and took it

ashleyjliao oh ya'll are not READYYYY

user11 TOM BLYTH AND Y/N Y/L/N NATION RISE

user8 IM LITERALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW HOLY SHITTTTTTTT??@@?@?!!?!,#*#(

⤷ user1 someone time this exact moment these two made frickin history tonight

⤷ user6 I'm so glad I stayed up for this holy shit

⤷ user8 it's literally 5:39 am for me rn I literally have to defend a thesis in 3 hours and I am wide awake bouncing around my dorm

⤷ yourusername oh babes get some sleep 😭 (good luck on your thesis btw you're gunna kill it! 💓)

⤷ user8 IM GOING TO BED RN MISS MA'AM 🫡

⤷ user10 replying to user8 NAW GIRL I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE REPLIED TO YOU

⤷ user8 replying to user10 IT CAN ONLY GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE DUDE

user7 I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS MOMENT OMFGDYDHDU

baileybass can't wait 🤍

⤷ yourusername I love you so much bai bai 🫶🏼

user12 oh my FUCK is that the scene where sejanus and mira have that conversation outside the hob???

⤷ user9 OH THERE'S NO WAY

⤷ user13 STOP WE'RE FINALLY GETTING THE "you're everything I could ever have wanted" SCENE

⤷user9 AAAAAAAAA I CAN'T WAIT OH MY GOD?!?!?

⤷ user6 UGHDGDFC MY SEJMIRA HEARTTTTTTT 😭💗

⤷ user3 I apologise for the person I will become once I see Sejanus and Mira at my local theatre

⤷ hunterschafer me neither

⤷ user3 HUNTER'S A SEJMIRA SHIPPER CONFIRMED?????

⤷ user6 hunter I love you

⤷user3 HUNTER SHIPS SEJMIRA YA'LL HEARD IT HERE FIRST 🗣🗣🗣

⤷user12 NO BECAUSE IF WE'RE GETTING THE HOB SCENE THEN THE CLIFF SCENE IS 3 DAYS AFTER...

⤷user13 oh...

⤷ user1 I DON'T THINK I WILL SURVIVE THIS

⤷ user2 yeah and neither does-

⤷ user8 NAWWW STFU @/user2

⤷user12 don't even go there @/user2

⤷user10 GET THE HELL OUT @/user2

⤷ user10 DONT EVEN CONTINUE THAT SENTENCE @/user2

joshandresrivera prepare to have your knocks socked off

⤷yourusername oh they dunno what's COMING

⤷ rachelzegler stop because tell me why I was sobbing even more than you were while you were performing mira sage's song 😭

⤷ yourusername we were inconsolable that day 😭😭😭 i think even Tom was tearing up too

⤷ tomblyth no you're wrong there was a busted pipe above my spot it kept leaking into my eye

⤷yourusername sure honey.

user14 NAWWWW ☝️☝️☝️

user15 someone check up on tom if he's still breathing cuz if y/n fucking y/l/n ever called me honey I'd be GONEEEEEEE

user16 @/tomblyth are u alright pal

⤷ joshandresrivera his eyes were literally irritated when I looked at him during our first initial take

⤷tomblyth nice going josh

⤷ yourusername rachel never let him go

⤷ rachelzegler duly noted

user17 y/n y/l/n as mira sage baird oh someone up there is looking out for me frl

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rachelzegler new york, new york - Frank Ocean

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joshandresrivera alright I see how it is

⤷ rachelzegler it's not you, it's me?

yourusername I'm coming after your entire career Joshua

tomblyth I asked if you wanted to go hang out in new york with me and you told me you were busy?

⤷ yourusername but I was 😁

⤷ rachelzegler get in line blyth

⤷ tomblyth I'm devastated, truly

⤷ yourusername it's not my fault I'm incredibly sought after, I'm sorry Tom

⤷ hunterschafer go tell 'em honey!!!

⤷ yourusername better luck next time @/tomblyth

⤷ tomblyth there's still a next time?

⤷yourusername For you? Always

⤷tomblyth I'm the luckiest man alive, I feel like I'm going to soar out of my flat any minute now, maybe do somersaults in the sky I'm not sure, we'll see.

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user1 not Tom Blyth being down bad

user2 HELLO??? TOM???

user3 why do they sound so flirty wtf...

user4 dosen't Tom have a gf HELPPPP

user5 I don't think it's confirmed

⤷ user4 it better not be cuz why am I kinda eating this up

user6 NO BCS SAME ADFSDGSJSSHZ

lionsgate our favorite sister duo 💕

⤷ yourusername iktr 🙏

⤷ rachelzegler this is a WIN

user7 OH WE NEED THOSE DIGICAM PICS RNNNN

user8 @/yourusername LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN ‼️‼️‼️

user9 Y/N AND RACHEL IN NEW YORK Y/N AND RACHEL IN NEW YORK Y/N AND RACHEL IN NEW YORK

user10 THERE'S NO WAY I WAS 5 MINS AWAY FROM THAT RESTAURANT AND DIDN'T GO THERE 😭😭😭

user11 y/n l/n and rachel zegler my bestfriends

user12 HELP THE TEXT WITH Y/N AND RACHEL IM CREASING

⤷ user11 IKR THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS

⤷ user10 I wonder if she actually got the Lucy Gray barbie

⤷ yourusername everywhere we went it was sold out 😭

⤷ user12 NAHHH QUEEN YOU DESERVE SM BETTER

user3 @/tomblyth you might wanna get onto that

⤷ user5 @/tomblyth GET THIS GIRL HER LUCY GRAY BARBIE

⤷ user4 @/tomblyth YK WHAT TO DO

user14 HAHAHAAYAH NOT YA'LL TAGGING HIMMM 😭😭😭

user15 I know Y/N was mourning for that spilt coffee

⤷ rachelzegler OH YOU BEST BELIEVE SHE WAS DISTRAUGHT

user16 and they were thrifting too UGH I wanna be able to go thrifting with y/n and rachel

⤷ user14 I wonder who got those cowboy boots

⤷yourusername actually we both saw it at the same time but I ended up giving it to Rachel because I'm a wonderful person! (and we totally didn't fight over it inside goodwill!)

rachelzegler 😭😭😭

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tomblyth HG film dump. We had our flaky croissants, our chewy croissants, but alas, not one croissant on earth could live up to these beautiful people. teebosass coming to theaters near you. ❄️❄️❄️

rachelzegler FIRST!!!

rachelzegler ugh blyth you sap

⤷ tomblyth what can I say

ashleyjliao 🥐🥐🥐

yourusername that cucumber salad did not taste as good as you manipulated me into believing

⤷ tomblyth hey you could use the vitamin K, you're welcome ❤️

⤷ yourusername this is what playing a pre tyrannical president of a dystopian world does to you kids

user1 yes mom 🫡

user1 AWWW THE GROUP PIC OF ALL THE MENTORS 🥹🥹🥹

⤷ user2 I'm abt to sob

user3 so excited OMGGG

user2 YA'LL THE CABIN SCENE I WILL NEVER RECOVER...

user4 sofia crying makes me wanna cry too wtf

user5 the tributes and mentors aww

⤷ user3 I'm having that picture framed and put on a pedestal

user6 Y/N getting her own picture is so cute 🫶

user7 holy shit ur right

⤷ user2 replying to user6 she literally got a single picture all to herself while the others were with someone else on every photo

⤷ user8 CHAT WHAT IS GOING AWNNN

user8 no because y/n having her own picture meanwhile everyone else had to share the spotlight is making me think thoughts...

user9 oh twitter's about to blow up and second now

user10 @/y/nsidehoe on twt 🔥🔥🔥

user11 you were amazing in Billy the Kid!

user12 RACHEL IS SO POOKIEEEE

user13 these photos are so well shot though

user14 the tributes all hugging eachother ugh MY HEART

user15 josh's posture is cracking me tf up 😭

⤷ user10 BWHAHAGSSJAJSSJS

user16 10 MINUTES AGK HOLY SHITTTT

user17 y/n's face though HELP ME

user18 Y/N NATION HOW TF ARE WE FEELING???

user19 I don't even wanna speculate anything atp remember what happened to her and Charles Leclerc?

user17 oh NAWWW they were definitely a thing, did you SEE those yacht pics?

user10 it was a shame they never confirmed it though they were so cute 😔

user20 YALL dosen't tom have a gf???

⤷ user18 nothing's confirmed, pretty sure he said him and the girl were good friends in an article somewhere LMFAO

⤷ user8 omg link

⤷ user13 (2)

⤷ user18 hold on dms

user21 josh and rachel have my heart fssss 🫶

user22 y/n nation boutta start shipping them I'm frl calling it

user23 it'll be gone in a week or so then she'll hop onto the next male lead in her next film

⤷ user22 HAAHAHA SHUDDUPPP

⤷ user23 for promo ✨️

⤷ user24 she's doing smth to these men I swear, spiking their drinks, keeping voodoo dolls of em or sumn

⤷ user23 WAIT STOP AHAHSHSAH

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MUSIC ID PACK

NAMES ⌇　abby. ace. adagio. adam. adria. adrian. adriane. aero. alex. alice. angus. ann. anthony. ari. aria. ariane. ariette. avril. axl. bill. billie. billy. bohemia. bon. brad. brian. bruce. cade. cadence. cadentia. cantrelle. charlie. cher. chester. chordelle. chordette. chordiene. chrissie. christine. cliff. crescenette. crescenne. cresciene. danny. dave. david. dolce. dolcette. dolciene. dolciette. don. doremi. duff. dusty. eddie. ensemblette. enslette. eric. fleetwood. florance. floyd. forte. frank. freddie. geddy. geezer. gene. george. ginger. glenn. grace. gregg. halen. harmonette. harmonie. harmony. harp. hayley. helena. iggy. izzy. jack. jimi. jimmy. joe. john. keith. krist. kurt. larry. liam. lindsey. lyric. lyrical. mac. malcolm. maynard. medley. meliene. melodie. melodiette. melody. micheal. mick. mitch. muse. musette. musine. nancy. neal. neil. nick. nicko. nicky. noel. note. notesie. notesy. octavia. orchestrae. orchestraette. orchestraine. ozzy. paul. pear. pete. peter. phil. randy. rick. ringo. robert. roger. ronnie. rosa. rose. sabbath. serj. sonata. sonette. songbird. songesse. songette. songstress. sonia. sonnet. steve. steven. stevie. symphonia. symponiette. thom. tim. tom. tony. treble. viola. violette. violiene. zack. zeppelin.

PRONOUNS ⌇　aero/aero. band/band. base/base. beat/beat. black/black. blink/blink. chili/chili. crash/crash. cream/cream. cure/cure. door/door. dor/doremi. dru/drum. drum/drum. eagle/eagle. electric/electric. flu/flute. flute/flute. for/forte. forte/forte. guitar/guitar. gun/gun. har/harp. heart/heart. hot/hot. iron/iron. jam/jam. journey/journey. jump/jump. ke/key. kiss/kiss. la/lala. loud/loud. ly/lyric. machine/machine. maiden/maiden. mel/melody. metal/metal. mu/muse. mu/music. muse/muse. music/music. nirvana/nirvana. no/note. noe/note. note/note. oasis/oasis. oct/octave. pearl/pearl. pepper/pepper. perform/perform. pi/piano. pia/piano. piano/piano. pink/pink. queen/queen. radio/radio. rage/rage. red/red. reverb/reverb. rhy/rhythm. riff/riff. rock/rock. rose/rose. rush/rush. scorpion/scorpion. scream/scream. shred/shred. sing/sing. soe/song. soe/sonnet. sol/sola. song/song. spike/spike. stone/stone. string/string. stud/stud. tempo/tempo. tre/treble. treble/treble. trumpet/trumpet. tu/tune. tuba/tuba. tune/tune. vio/violin. vocal/vocal. yell/yell. 🎤. 🎧. 🎵. 🎶. 🎷. 🎸. 🎹. 🎻. 🎼. 💥. 📹. 🔊. 🔋. 🔌. 🗯️. 🤘. 🥁. 🧑🏻‍🎤.

[agustdeeznuts-7]

~MUKAMI BROTHERS NSFW HEADCANONS~

(Disclaimer: this will contain mature content please feel free to skip if you’re uncomfortable with it. These are my own opinions. And I’ve only watched the anime)

RUKI

📖 Straight

📖 Very dominant

📖 Degrades his partner

📖 Punishes his partner if they disobey him

📖 Foot fetish

📖 Loves to gag his partner

📖 Blood play

📖 Calls his partner: livestock, dove, eve, naughty

📖 “Did you think I’d let you get away with that?”

📖 “learn your place, livestock..”

📖 “That’s right..be quiet..”

KOU

🎤 Bisexual

🎤 Switch but he prefers to be dominant

🎤 Kitten play

🎤 Temperature play

🎤 Loves to overstimulate his partner

🎤 Loves the sound of his partner’s moans and even makes them purr

🎤 A masochist

🎤 Calls his partner: Masokitty, songbird, darling, my love

🎤 “That’s right..let me hear you sing little songbird..”

🎤 “Who’s my good masokitty?~”

🎤 “Awww you look so adorable..”

YUMA

🍅 Bicurious but prefers women

🍅 Makes his partner sit on his shoulders with their legs wrapped around his head as he stays standing while eating them out

🍅 Puts his hand on their stomach so he can feel how deep he goes as he fucks them

🍅 Loves to fuck his partner with the handles of his gardening tools

🍅 Uses his size to his advantage and is constantly picking up his partner

🍅 Likes to use a collar and leash on his partner

🍅 Loves to finger his partner..two definitely isn’t enough

🍅 Calls his partner: sow, puppy, rosebud, tiny

🍅 “You feel that? You take me so fucking well puppy..”

🍅 “Heh..feeling hot and bothered are we?”

🍅 “You’re so tiny it’s pathetic..”

AZUSA

🗡️ Pansexual

🗡️ Switch but he prefers to be submissive

🗡️ Knife play

🗡️ Blood play

🗡️ Likes to tie up his partner with bandages

🗡️ Masochist but he prefers to receive it

🗡️ Overstimulation

🗡️ Calls his partner: eve, treasure, love, sweetheart

🗡️ “You love me right…? Hit me more..”

🗡️ “Your blood is so beautiful..”

🗡️ “Please..hurt me more..

[kaleidoscopexsighs]

song title tag game

thank you @fxreflyes @appreciatedmoron @lynxindisguise @wanderingdonut @divinerapturee and @kaaaaaaarf for the tags 🎤

rules: pick an artist and answer the questions with song titles!

artist -> fleetwood mac

what's ur gender? gold dust woman

how do u feel? world turning

if u could go anywhere seven wonders

fave mode of transportation? dreams

ur best friend? songbird

fave time of day? isn't it midnight

if ur life was a tv show? crystal (specifically the version from practical magic)

relationship status? everywhere

your fears? landslide

np tags: @butcherbacterium @sommerregenjuniluft @angelfruittree @moongays @vajazzly

[pyrriax]

Speak on the lssmp bird hcs…… 🎤🎤

UAHVFDBNJFD HELLO YES. LSSMP BIRD HCS!!

the original one was made. Before i knew much about the other guys so it was a visual vibe check. however good point of reference. some of these are objectively correct.

i think there's like One that was missing from the list that i found the perfect bird for after, so Minute: Sporophila murallae (a subspecies of S. americana)

AND for the thing i didn't do there: explanations

i think minute fits with a relatively small seed eating bird, mostly because that is just how i think of him.

now to pull some of the birds from the list that i am soooo certain about because they just. FIT. to me.

Clown: Gypaetus barbatus (bearded vulture) / alt: Hamirostra melanosternon (black-breasted buzzard)

^ bearded vulture

these birds are naturally black and white but their feathers get stained this red color; generally you'll probably notice i chose two different carrion eating birds for clown. again, gut feeling, he has this vibe to him that he eats dead things. and he's regal about it.

^ black-breasted buzzard

interesting birds! last image is one using a stone to crack open a emu egg, if you were wondering. they're known for that.

Zam: Terpsiphone paradisi (indian paradise flycatcher)

^ indian paradise flycatcher

SO zam gets this one because i mean. weird flashy bird. honestly a LOT of these are visual because i don't see a lot of birds here. lookit that thang. zam to me.

^ Ixoreus naevius (Varied thrush)

a different choice from the original alt of the rook, i think that these little birds are a good choice, they're elusive in the places they reside, but i heard them a lot, and you'd almost think you're looking at a robin at first if you only see them from a distance. perfectly disguised, yeah?

Mapicc: Opisthocomus hoazin (hoatzin) / alt: Lanius schach longicaudatus (eastern subspecies - long-tailed shrike)

okay, okay, hear me out on this one. something about the fact they look almost exactly how a lot of people depict phoenixes just fit so perfectly. if i could assign mapicc a fictional bird, i would 100% assign him a phoenix. he is a phoenix to me.

^ long-tailed shrike

a small update from the original choice, favoring a subspecies with a more striking color palette (a fully black cap, rather than the mask which is typical). do i have to explain him being a shrike to me. he's a shrike. mapicc just doesn't seem like a large bird to me.

(i MIGHT have more notes lying around but right now these are the major ones i have thoughts / changes about; beside branzy being made a predatory bird rather than a songbird, which was something that i did completely intentionally because i feel like it's a great but kind of subtle subversion of expectation. i have yet to find good birds that i really think fit roshambo, if you're wondering why he isn't here PVNJKDLF )

[hellborg]

how did v feel about becoming a spy? did they and johnnie have any blowouts on working with the government? what was their first impressions upon entering dogtown?🎤

OOOOOH okay i have sooo many thoughts about this hehe. I'll tag this also as Phantom Liberty Spoilers

For anyone following me who hasn't played Phantom Liberty, Spoilers ensue after this Sentence.

Okay so my V is Corpo ! V, but has bitter feelings about being used and how they were raised.

Becoming a Spy.

V(ance) hates authority. Hates governing bodies. After being raised corporate & working for Arasaka, they'll never listen to any large governing body ever again. be it the NUSA or a Mega-Corp.

Not to mention, Vance smells the two-faced nature off of President Myers. They know that everything she says is just putting on airs. They've seen it before and they'll see it again, she's no different except being more powerful than other suits.

As for Dogtown, I have a particular headcannon that he's been once before when he was much younger, around 15. Remember that one gig with the sports center? yeah. So Vance when he was a model had to get cyber-legs to work with jinguji for their line. and getting cybernetics before being fully grown is dangerous and most rippers in NC won't do that. So his parents took him to dogtown to get that work done. But it was only once and he was very protected and safe during that journey. Returning however, brings back those ill memories and the bitter relationship they have with the place.

At this point V's relationship with johnny is very developed and they still have arguments, and johnny can feel how he's drawn to So Mi, relates to her even and her forced augmentation (he was in the same scenario just on a smaller scale) and Johnny knows that Vance is also drawn to the blackwall. He probably is frustrated with V's eagerness to help her, and warns them of how it'll make big enemies with the NUS government. But otherwise Johnny is pretty much on board because let's face it. He and V know that So Mi doesn't deserve to be a slave ever again. She deserves her freedom and she fought for it. Vance wants to live, but he is a martyr at his core and wants to do good. He relates to So Mi too much to see her suffer anymore.

However I personally love the Reed Path and the Maxtac + Cynosure playthrough SO MUCH, that I kind of think maybe he helped Reed first, not because he trusted him but out of doubt, and then freed songbird once gotten to the core of Cynosure... I'm still not sure. Either way I think when So Mi uses V as a proxy during the moon ending, that some of it lingers. I use the Militech Canto MK.6 (haunted cyberdeck) which I KNOW YOU CAN ONLY GET IF YOU DO THE REED ROUTE BUT YOU CAN STILL SPAWN IT IN... In character I think he'd help So Mi BUT LIKE.... THE REED ROUTE IS TOO GOOD TO PASS....

IM SORRY I WROTE SO MUCH i'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THE DLC AND THE BLACKWALL AND SO MI AND CYNOSURE AND THIS WHOLE DLC IT'S SO FUCKING COOOOL T,T

[bhqextras]

Meeting Starters

Send “Meeting + a symbol” for a starter of our muses meeting at this location, possibly for the first time! (all specific locations are only suggestions!)

Our muses meet out to eat

🥐 at a bakery (ex. Bake My Day in Queens; Toastery in Manhattan) ☕️ at a cafe (ex. Higher Grounds, Manhattan; The Snug Mug, Staten Island) 🐈 at a cat cafe (ex. Kitty and Brew in Brooklyn) 🍵- for tea (ex. Rise & Grind in the Bronx) 🍳 for brunch (ex. Bluebirds in Manhattan) 🍝 at a fancy restaurant (ex. Bella Vita in Staten Island) 🥤 at a cheap diner (ex. Diner in the Bronx) 🍨 at the ice cream parlor (ex. Freshly Churned in Staten Island)  🎤 at a singing restaurant (ex. Stardust in Manhattan) 🧃 at a smoothie shop (ex. Main Squeeze in Queens) 🥗 at a vegan restaurant (ex. Wild Living in Manhattan)

Our muses meet shopping

🛍️ at the mall (ex. Bay Plaza Mall in the Bronx) 👖 at the market (ex. Brooklyn Flea Market, Queens Night Market) 👗 at the thrift store (ex. Trove Thrift in Brooklyn) 📚 at a book store (ex. Cover to Cover in Queens, Brownstone Books; Brooklyn) 🌸 at the florist (ex. Dahlia and Daffodils in Staten Island) 🎵 at the record shop (ex. Grooves in Staten Island) 🗝️at the antique store (ex. Antiques in Queens)

Out muses meet at the club

🕺 at a club playing throwback music (ex. Retro Night Club in the Bronx) 💃🏻 at a club playing latin music (ex. Havana Night Club in Queens) ✨ at a club playing modern music (ex. Club 51 in Manhattan) 🏳️‍🌈 at a LGBTQ+ club (ex. Glow, Brooklyn; Sugar & Spice, Queens, Pegasus, Manhattan) 🤠 at a club with a mechanical bull (ex. Cowbells in the Bronx) 👠 at a strip club (ex. Emeralds in Manhattan) 🎷at a jazz club (ex. The Blue Note in Queens)

Our muses meet at a bar

🍸 ordering drinks (ex. Becky’s Martini Bar in Manhattan) 📝 on trivia night (ex. Corner Pub in Brooklyn) 🍺 sitting at the bar (ex. Joe’s Tavern in Queens) 🎱 playing a bar game (ex. Puzzles in Manhattan) 🍹on karaoke night (ex. Songbirds and Sangrias in Staten Island) 🌆 viewing the skyline (ex. Zenith in Manhattan) 👀exchanging glances (ex. The She Shed in the Bronx) 🍽 sharing an appetizer (ex. The Tool Shed in Staten Island)

Our muses meet around the city

✈️ at the airport (ex. JFK in Queens) 🎟️ at an amusement park (ex. Coney Island in Brooklyn) 🐠 at the aquarium (ex. New York Aquarium in Brooklyn) 💳 at the library (ex. New York Public Library) 🗿 at a museum (ex. Guggenheim, Met, MoMa, New York Historical Society) 🏞️ at the park (ex. Central Park, Prospect Park in Brooklyn, Socrates Park in Queens) 🎭 at a theatrical production (ex. the Theater District in Manhattan) 🚋 at the train station (ex. Grand Central Station in Manhattan) 🚕 at Times Square 🌆 on a walking path (ex. The High Line in Manhattan, Brooklyn Heights Promenade) 🏟️ at Yankee Stadium 🦦 at the zoo (ex. Bronx Zoo)

Our muses meet doing an activity

🏋️‍♀️ at the gym (ex. Core Fitness in Staten Island) 🥊 at the boxing gym (ex. Champion Boxing in the Bronx) 🍿 at the movie theater (ex. Dollar Theater in the Bronx) 📽️ at an outdoor projected movie (ex. Technicolor Theater in Queens) 🎸 at a concert (ex. The Echochamber in Brooklyn; Riot House in the Bronx) 🤣 at a comedy show (ex. Punchline in the Bronx) ⛸️ at a skating rink (ex. Roller City in Queens) 🎳 at a bowling alley (ex. Strike! in Staten Island) 🖌️ at the tattoo parlor (ex. Electric Ink in Brooklyn) 🧰 at the mechanic (ex. One Stop Auto Repair in Queens) 🖼️ at an art show (ex. Haze Gallery, The Underground, or Gilded in Brooklyn) 🎨 doing arts and craft (ex. Glazed Finish in Brooklyn) ⛳️ playing mini golf (ex. Holidaytown in Manhattan)

[umemiyan]

DAHLIA how are you and Megumi dealing with the colder weather 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤✨

MELK BELOVED!!!!!!!!!! this put so many cute thoughts in my brain i kinda kept rambling but omg tysm for asking and making me feel all cozy 🥹

okay so i LOVE when it starts getting cold (winter is my fave) so i'm thriving tbh. but megs and i are always double checking to see if the other is dressed appropriately before going out, tho i have a feeling he catches me more often than i do him. if he sees me putting on my fucking crocs when it's below freezing he's like "please wear better shoes" and i groan because we're just going to the store but i do it anyways bc i love him

we are also wearing very cozy pjs when chilling at home!!!! we're all soft and snuggly and warm, especially when we get a little cuddly on the couch under the blanket i keep there 24/7

and as much as i love a good hot chocolate/coffee, i'm sort of a freak who still likes to eat ice cream and have cold drinks even when it's freezing outside. megumi probably thinks i'm kinda crazy but he often can't resist a bite/sip whenever i offer (which means i REALLY love you because i am notoriously stingy with my food). and he'll still hold my hand even if it's cold.

oh my god i love when it snows. i will legit just stand at the window and watch. i also like putting out birdseed and watching all the little guys eat it up. i'm totally standing there for way too long but megumi will often hang out there with me and let me get lowkey excited about the snowflakes or when bird drama happens. either that or he'll be sitting off to the side with a book but be continuously glancing up to look at me. queue that one fuckin quote "she was looking at the stars but he was looking at her" or what the hell ever but make it like… "she was watching the native songbirds and crows fight over the seeds."

[mrssturnioloo]

bob and his songbird

- bob calls you his songbird due to the fact that you are known for your music

- he actually has many different nicknames for you so it’s rare if he calls you by your actual name

- lyric (you write your own lyrics), beauty (your first song was for the beauty and the beast movie), birdie (shortened version of songbird)

should i do some more hcs?

@sebsxphia @top-gun-rooster

[ninalomando]

Remembering the legendary Christine McVie on the 1 year anniversary of her passing 🙏🏻😇🎼🎤👩🏼🕊🎹😇🌙! Fly on, sweet Songbird ~ You are missed 🥹

[blueberryaesthetics]

🎤 - Elizar

🎤 MICROPHONE - are they good at singing? what is their go-to karaoke song?

It's not that he's bad at it, but it's certainly not something he's made a hobby or a past-time! He's written plenty of characters who sing like songbirds, though. If he had a karaoke song it would probably be whatever he'd heard on the radio earlier in the day.

[strawberrymilk4k]

MUSIC ASKS

I’m bored and I thought this would be fun to fill out

I don’t know who to credit this to because I found this on Pinterest

^ If you know who originally did this, then please reblog and credit them ^

also one more thing- I’ll be using this “🖤” emoji to indicate my favorites

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1. a song you like with a color in the title:

“Black Hole Sun“ by Soundgarden 🕳 ☀ (< I’m hilarious) 🖤

2. a song you like with a number in the title:

“7 Weeks & 3 Days″ by yungatita (it’s 2 numbers so I hope it counts lol)

3. a song that reminds you of summertime:

“Can’t Do It Without You” by Austin Moon (yes- the “Austin and Ally” theme song)

 4. a song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about:

“Because Of You“ by Kelly Clarkson (my dad 🗑)

5. a song that needs to be played LOUD:

“AMERICAN HORROR SHOW“ by SNOW WIFE 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ 🖤

6. a song that makes you want to dance:

“Magic Dance“ by David Bowie (from the soundtrack of “Labyrinth“) 🖤

7. a song to drive to:

“Those Eyes“ by New Coast (I can’t drive but I’d imagine it's nice to drive to) 🖤

8. a song about drugs or alcohol:

“Medicine“ by Daughter (this song fucking kills me-) 🖤

9. a song that makes you happy:

“In a Week” by Hozier & Karen Cowley (Hozier my beloved-) 🖤

10. a song that makes you sad:

“Lithium” by Evanescence (it’s so powerful yet so sweet and sad)

11. a song that makes you angry:

“Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve“ by Taylor Swift 🕛 🖤

 (GIVE ME BACK MY GIRLHOOD- IT WAS MINE FIRST) 

12. a song that you never get tired of:

“Breathe“ by Anna Nalick (it’s so- 😫) 🖤

13. a song from your preteen years:

“More Than a Band“ by Lemonade Mouth 😭🖤

14. one of your favorite 80s songs:

“Come on Eileen” by Dexys Midnight Runners 🖤

15. a song you would love to be played at your wedding:

“But I Do Love You“ by LeAnn Rimes (from the soundtrack of “Coyote Ugly”) 🖤

16. a song you like that is a cover by another artist:

“Lovely“ by Lauren Babic & Seraphim (originally by Billie Eilish) 🖤

17. one of your favorite classical songs:

“Für Elise” by Ludwig van Beethoven 

18. a song you would sing for a duet at karaoke:

“Dead Girl Walking“ by Barrett Wilbert Weed & Ryan McCartan 🎤🎤

(^ from the musical version of the original 1980s “Heathers” ^)

19. a song from the year you were born:

“Hey Ya!“ by OutKast (my birthday is February 4th, 2004)

20. a song that makes you think about life:

“Slipping Through My Fingers“ by Meryl Streep & Amanda Seyfried

(^ originally done by ABBA ^)

21. a song that has many meanings to you:

“We’ll Never Have Sex“ by Leith Ross 🖤

(the different meanings I see in it are: pure affection, asexuality, and TW-

trauma from sa and dealing with that during a relationship)

22. a favorite song with a person’s name in the title:

“Thérèse” by Maya Hawk 🖤

23. a song that makes you want to move forward:

“The Show Must Go On“ by Queen (and it never fails to make me cry) 

24. a song that you think everybody should listen to:

“That’s A Woman” by Celtic Thunders Ryan Kelly & Paul Byrom 🖤

(I recommend watching the performance- if you decide to look it up) 

25. a song by a band you wish were still together:

“I Want To Hold Your Hand“ by T.V. Carpio (originally by The Beatles)

(^ from the soundtrack of “Across The Universe” ^)

26.  a song by an artist no longer living:

“You Send Me“ by Sam Cooke 🖤

27. a song that makes you want to fall in love:

“Home“ by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros 🖤

28. a song that breaks your heart:

“Pretty” by Korn (it’s a ROUGH song so please listen with caution)

29. a song by an artist with a voice you love:

“Songbird“ by Naya Rivera 🕊🖤

30. a song you remember from your childhood:

“Little Wonders“ by Rob Thomas (from the “Meet The Robinsons” soundtrack)🖤

31. a song that reminds you of yourself:

“Eye of the Tiger“ by Survivor (I played a lot of Guitar Hero 😂)

(I went to a drag race when I was little and don’t know what happened but there was a long intermission between rounds, so I stood up on the bleachers and sang “Eye of the Tiger” for everybody’s entertainment. I got a “Cars” poster to color in, by a guy who worked there and I was SO happy- to this day I don’t know if he did it because he thought I was funny or to get me to shut up lmao)

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okay! this took a lot longer than I planned but I’m all done :) I hope y’all enjoyed 

if you want to check out my Spotify it’s “strawberrymilk4k” 🖤🖤

[my-weird-news]

Scooter's Epic Team-Up: Bieber & Ariana Unite! Insider Spills the Beans 🚀

Scooter Braun's Circus of Celebrity Dramas: A Comedy Unfolds Well, well, well, hold onto your hats, folks, because the latest Hollywood saga has arrived, and it's juicier than a watermelon at a fruit festival. 🍉🍉🍉 Picture this: Scooter Braun, the man behind the curtain of pop sensations like Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande, is in a bit of a pickle. Or is he? 🤔🥒 Rumor Has It Social media streets are buzzing louder than a swarm of bees trying to figure out what's cooking in Scooter's celebrity kitchen. Is he cutting ties? Is he sealing deals? Is he secretly moonlighting as a salsa dancer? The world holds its breath. 💃🕺 But hold onto your well-coiffed hats, my friends, because the real story might be as thrilling as watching paint dry. According to an anonymous source (who may or may not be an undercover squirrel), all of Scooter's star-studded clients are just juggling some contractual acrobatics as he takes on the grandiose role of Hybe America CEO. 🤹‍♂️ Hybe-tastic Drama Now, what's this "Hybe America" business, you ask? Well, it's like the U.S. version of that South Korean sensation, Hybe Corporation, formerly known as Big Hit Entertainment. You know, the masterminds behind K-pop superstars like BTS? Yeah, those hip-thrusting heartthrobs. 🕺💃 So, in the midst of all this kerfuffle, we've got Bieber, Grande, and even Demi Lovato potentially in Scooter's showbiz blender. The gossip mill churned out stories of severed ties, but reps from all sides are waving their hands like they're trying to flag down an ice cream truck on a hot day: "Nuh-uh, not happening!" 🍦 Demi's Wild Ride Remember Demi Lovato? The talented songbird who signed up for Braun's rollercoaster? Well, turns out she's taken a detour from this ride. But hey, it's all amicable, like two pals splitting the last slice of pizza after a sleepover. Lovato, you see, is off the Braun train, and the exit was apparently as smooth as a buttered dolphin slide. 🐬 Taylor's Tune Now, if you're thinking, "Hey, didn't Taylor Swift have a showdown with Scooter over her music?" You're spot on! She wasn't exactly singing his praises when he gobbled up her master recordings. But, believe it or not, there's no bitter aftertaste here. Scooter's claiming he's cool as a cucumber, and Taylor's on her merry way, re-recording her hits. 🎤🎸 The Bottom Line So, what's the takeaway from this celebrity whirligig? Is Scooter Braun orchestrating a blockbuster drama, or is this just another case of showbiz shenanigans? One thing's for sure: in this circus of contracts and rumors, even the most "badly" behaved celebrities are just looking for a friendly lion to tame. 🦁🎪 And remember, dear reader, in a world full of emojis, rumors, and hybe-tastic spectacles, the only thing we need more of is laughter. So, grab your popcorn, settle into your inflatable armchair, and enjoy the unfolding hilarity of Hollywood's latest episode. 🍿🎬# Scooter Braun's Circus of Celebrity Dramas: A Comedy Unfolds Well, well, well, hold onto your hats, folks, because the latest Hollywood saga has arrived, and it's juicier than a watermelon at a fruit festival. 🍉🍉🍉 Picture this: Scooter Braun, the man behind the curtain of pop sensations like Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande, is in a bit of a pickle. Or is he? 🤔🥒 Rumor Has It Social media streets are buzzing louder than a swarm of bees trying to figure out what's cooking in Scooter's celebrity kitchen. Is he cutting ties? Is he sealing deals? Is he secretly moonlighting as a salsa dancer? The world holds its breath. 💃🕺 But hold onto your well-coiffed hats, my friends, because the real story might be as thrilling as watching paint dry. According to an anonymous source (who may or may not be an undercover squirrel), all of Scooter's star-studded clients are just juggling some contractual acrobatics as he takes on the grandiose role of Hybe America CEO. 🤹‍♂️ Hybe-tastic Drama Now, what's this "Hybe America" business, you ask? Well, it's like the U.S. version of that South Korean sensation, Hybe Corporation, formerly known as Big Hit Entertainment. You know, the masterminds behind K-pop superstars like BTS? Yeah, those hip-thrusting heartthrobs. 🕺💃 So, in the midst of all this kerfuffle, we've got Bieber, Grande, and even Demi Lovato potentially in Scooter's showbiz blender. The gossip mill churned out stories of severed ties, but reps from all sides are waving their hands like they're trying to flag down an ice cream truck on a hot day: "Nuh-uh, not happening!" 🍦 Demi's Wild Ride Remember Demi Lovato? The talented songbird who signed up for Braun's rollercoaster? Well, turns out she's taken a detour from this ride. But hey, it's all amicable, like two pals splitting the last slice of pizza after a sleepover. Lovato, you see, is off the Braun train, and the exit was apparently as smooth as a buttered dolphin slide. 🐬 Taylor's Tune Now, if you're thinking, "Hey, didn't Taylor Swift have a showdown with Scooter over her music?" You're spot on! She wasn't exactly singing his praises when he gobbled up her master recordings. But, believe it or not, there's no bitter aftertaste here. Scooter's claiming he's cool as a cucumber, and Taylor's on her merry way, re-recording her hits. 🎤🎸 The Bottom Line So, what's the takeaway from this celebrity whirligig? Is Scooter Braun orchestrating a blockbuster drama, or is this just another case of showbiz shenanigans? One thing's for sure: in this circus of contracts and rumors, even the most "badly" behaved celebrities are just looking for a friendly lion to tame. 🦁🎪 And remember, dear reader, in a world full of emojis, rumors, and hybe-tastic spectacles, the only thing we need more of is laughter. So, grab your popcorn, settle into your inflatable armchair, and enjoy the unfolding hilarity of Hollywood's latest episode. 🍿🎬 Read the full article