#song against the kitchen floor

[inevitably-johnlocked]

(I'm that one Will Wood person ashsjsj! Sorry for the large amounts of songs in one ask, I'll be re-sending them separately! <3)

I'd like to suggest "Against the Kitchen Floor" by Will Wood!

I see it more as Sherlock's point of view personally ("I promise I'm doing my best, I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet!" hits just right haha)

[Verse 1] I don't owe you my heart, and I don't owe you my body But you should know that I'm sorry for being careless with you Lord knows I owed you more than I'm pretty sure I ever could give anybody But I can't pin down what normal people want from foreign objects Bottom shelf erotic products like me

[Pre-Chorus] So, I could hold your hand but keep you at arm's length Oh, hang me from a branch too high to climb and shake Less rare than scarce, less diamond than rough Unlikely to be more than just the coal you fail to crush [Chorus] And I swear I'm really trying Get it together, Will, know and do better It just don't come natural to me to think that you'd want me for mе I swear, I'm really trying Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my bеst I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet

[Verse 2] I still don't know who you are, I only know that I'm still lonely That morbid sort where even company can't cure me And the more you reassure, the less I trust But still you gave me your heart, I only gave you my body Honestly thought nobody'd want it, let alone notice it's gone And so I left it home, but now, now, now, now

[Pre-Chorus] I keep a locket with a picture of the back of my head Oh, monkey-wrench my side view mirrors, ghost my friends I've lived more lives than enough, I haven't died quite as much But I'm not a real person, just the shit you can't make up

[Chorus 2] And I swear I'm really trying I'm just as exposed if I take off my clothes When we make the closest thing to love that I'm capable of And I don't know why you would care, but I'm really trying Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet

[Bridge] Did I really have any of that gravity? Maybe you're quicksand Because I really couldn't tell how deep my footprints went The vertex of my redemption arc, the searching of that virgin heart I'm catatonic in your arms, crying, "How did I cause so much harm?" I'm down pounding my head against the kitchen floor Apologizing for my life and ever entering yours Don't say "I'm sorry, but this can't go on," I know you've got scars of your own But hide my knives before you go, I'll either live or die alone

[Chorus 3] I swear I will die trying I'm still in the process, but I'm making progress I promise I honestly wanna prove improvement's possible I swear I'm so fucking sorry I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all But someday I'll be perfect, and I'll make up for it all

[Outro] ("And write a fucking song about it! 'Cause it has to be all about Will's fucking drama! God damn it!")

(Sorry. Fuck, I'm sorry.) (Lyrics from Genius.com)

Hey Nonny!

THANK YOU!! You just gave me content for a few days so I appreciate it!!

That said, YES totally a Sherlock POV song, oof, it really is him. I love this one. Thank you so much for adding it!!! <3

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[skydoescrime]

im straight up “against it” and by it haha well. lets justr say. the kitchen floor

[pvppy-love]

"I'm gay" "I'm straight" I'm down, pounding my head against the kitchen floor???? apologizing for my life and entering yours????

[pitafish]

Against the Kitchen Floor, a Captain Laserhawk song comic Characters: Bullfrog, Rayman/Ramon Song: "Against the Kitchen Floor" by Will Wood

Content warnings: language, aftermath of a shooting, drug use, vomiting (on and offscreen), non-sexual nudity

[thesillychro]

im down pounding my head??? against the?? kitchen floor???? apologizing for my life?? and never??? entering yours?? dont say?? i'm sorry but this can't go on??? i know you've got scars of your own???? but hide my knives before you go?? ill either live or die alone????

[paisley-constellations]

tma au where everything is exactly the same except will wood releases ‘in case i make it’ in 2018 so jon can canonically cry to ‘against the kitchen floor’

[fabledresources]

‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ i'm not a good person.‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ i'm barely a person at all.

[wisteriasymphony]

i'm barely a person at all; but someday i'll be perfect and i'll make up for it all

[dealerlover]

i know they're all the best but what's your

(does not include eps)

I HIT THE WRONG TIME LIMIT FUCK SHOULD I REDO IT

[faeyuh]

when they ask you what you're doing but like??? i'm down pounding my head?? like right here against the kitchen floor.. i dunno i guess i just thought it was obvious that i was apologizing for my life and ever entering yours 🤷

[m00nbunny1]

Me: I'm feeling a bit sad, let me put on some nice music to help cheer me up a little bit.

"I'M DOWN POUNDING MY HEAD AGAINST THE KITCHEN FLOOR! APOLOGIZING FOR MY LIFE AND EVER ENTERING YOURS."

[the-divine-machine]

WHEN WE MAKE THE CLOSEST THING TO LOVE THAT I'M CAPABLE OF!!!

[bpmfinder]

Against the Kitchen Floor has a bpm of 120!

[who-even-knows-0-0]

bawling my eyes out to against the kitchen floor because what do you mean will wood just summed up everything i feel in a song

[pitafish]

More song comic progress! This time you get to see a sliding scale of things in-progress with more polished bits sans text ;)

It's getting difficult to pick out what bits to share because on the one hand, I want people to stay curious about what I'm doing. But I also don't want to give up the surprise. What I can do in the meantime is share the intention behind this song comic.

The thing I want to push in this whole thing is how both Ramon and Bullfrog don't see themselves as "human". R has been a puppet for Eden for so goddamn long, and BF has been made to be something Other. We know he's the deliverer of justice, but for anyone outside of the know, he's a terrorist monster, and his public execution was presented as a thing to be celebrated. "Retribution." They've both been reduced to spectacle, and maybe through each other's companionship they're able to find and rediscover the humanity in each other. This may be the only large-scale Rayfrog thing I make until we get a confirmed second season of Laserhawk, so don't expect another thing this big and time-consuming from me again until we see more of these two's dynamic.

[yourfaveisawillwoodsong]

Zack Addy from Bones is “Against the Kitchen Floor” by Will Wood!

Requested by: @the-river-rix