#son of the mask

[rotten-jester]

I randomly started thinking about my childhood crushes and came to a realization

[c4nt-sl33p]

my first entry guys..

[oswalds-purple-hair]

he’s so baby 💞

[xcaedisxcorvusx]

“Son of the mask is a bad movie” okay AND?

You act as if I watch it for the plot.

[lokiinmediasideblog]

Tournament of Lokis: Round 2

This one HURTS SO MUCH...

Propaganda:

Loki (TBI):

Loki (SoTM):

-He's played by Alan Cumming!!

-Alan Cummings dressed as a 2000s mall goth! We love to see that!

-He just want his father's love and approval!

-He created The Mask and like it he has very fucked up cartoon-like powers.

[somekidwithpersonality]

I'mma say something people will deem controversial.

MCU Loki:

Lost his mystery.

Can't warp reality just by existing.

His film director literally gets his Norse myths wrong (including Sleipnir).

Stays on a throne all day and night.

Got Bam Bam treatment from a green giant with anger issues.

Dark Horse Cinematic Universe Loki:

His Throne is freedom.

His hair is spiked as a crown.

Leather trenchcoat.

Rain Coat = Where on Earth is Gothic Sandiego?

Leather buckles looking like an antique chest binder. Yet confident enough to tan evenly.

His literal beach blanket is most likely an ode to Jorgmunder, and how he wishes for his snake son to be saved from the oceans he was thrown into. Which is more tragic considering Odin is forcing him to do all this work to get the mask back.

"Bro, listen. I'm a god. I can shapeshift. I can create stuff out of nothingness. I can alter the fabric of reality. So please, quit being a knucklehead."

Has a dope ass mask that can grant the wearer anything.

He IS the green giant with anger issues.

Hates homophobes with a burning passion.

Alan Cumming is a phenomenal actor, and he truly carries the weight of a person with Daddy issues beyond mortal comprehension.

Tumblr sexyman before his time.

Also, I used to listen to nostalgia critic. Guess which hashtag is my favorite of these now. I just KNEW there was a reason I grew more depressed listening to criticism.

The movie scared you as a kid? It was doing its job. False advertising hurt this movie so damn badly.

[rigbonium]

gucked up thing i made in ceramics class. yeah im twsiyed so what

[gigifluidcat]

Idc about yall's thoughts on the Beetlejuice sequel. Just remember that it could've looked like this...

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[weyounpussyindulgence]

I was bored, so I decided to do a follow up to one of my old polls

[isitfurbait]

Just to spite the web/lh

Is masked Otis from Son of the Mask furbait

Not even in spite of the web, I would say he is furrybait. The rest of the movie was not as interesting to me as a kid until this dog started being a cartoon. I just think this is fun and creative in a way that is uniquely furrybait.

[mmprviolet]

If i had a nickel for every time i develop a crush on a one bit wacky white guy with magic powers in an unpopular 2000s kids movie based on beloved media:

[clarablightt]

i’m gonna start referring to The Mask (1994) as “‘Father of the Son of the Mask’, the prequel to ‘Son of the Mask’ starring Jim Carrey as the titular Father of the Son of the Mask”

[vath-and-such-vinluv-s-stuff]

Mask-kun

[super-hero-confessions]

[lokiinmediasideblog]

Tournament of Lokis 2024 Brackets