#sometimes i regret not having romanced astarion in my first surge run
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applejuicewerewolf · 1 year ago
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Romancing Karlach as Durge is hilarious, if only for what Gortash must think of it. Imagine your former coworker/ex (not that they broke up with you, they were literally lobotomized) coming back, holding hands with the kid you sold into slavery 10 years ago. And then they just grind your ass into the ground, still holding hands.
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