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You’re All That I Need (Underneath The Tree)

Author:  @somethingdarrencrissish 

Rating:  M

Status:  Completed in January 2019

Word Count:  40,265

Summary:  After a rough breakup, Chris absolutely cannot stand Christmas. Will a chance meeting with a cute guy get him to open up his heart and enjoy the holidays once again?

Tropes/Genre:  CrissColfer fanfiction, romance, fluff, AU, Christmas, alternate meeting

Lynne’s review:  This was all sorts of adorable.  It’s AU CrissColfer, but has elements of canon!CC. I loved it!

Read at:  AO3

[drosophilase]

fic: All Things Considered

written for @somethingdarrencrissish for the @crisscolfergiftexchange Valentine’s Day 2018!  It’s still Feb 14th somewhere, right?? Thanks for being so understanding Stacey, happy V day!

1884 words.  Darren tries to go all-out for his first date with Chris, but the universe has other plans. Rated T.

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[wordsareleftbehind]

Up on the Rooftop

Author: froggydarren Gifted to @somethingdarrencrissish as part of the @crisscolfergiftexchange 2017 Summary: “You owe me,” he says, pout gone, determination set in his expression instead. “You promised me that if I did Halloween the way you wanted it to, I could have Christmas.” Ratings/Warnings: G

“No.”

Darren pouts. Chris, mostly able to resist the puppy eyes now, after years of exposure to them, rolls his eyes and shakes his head.

“No,” he repeats more firmly.

If it was anyone else, that would be the end of it. Chris knows that his tone — when he gets it just right, the way he wants it — can be stronger than anyone would ever expect. And for other people in his life, that’s enough.

But not Darren. Like Chris is to Darren’s puppy eyes, Darren is absolutely impervious to Chris’s tone. That, or he’s just too stubborn to even bother acknowledging Chris’s refusal.

“You owe me,” he says, pout gone, determination set in his expression instead. “You promised me that if I did Halloween the way you wanted it to, I could have Christmas.”

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[thenthereisyou]

Put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. No skipping!
 I was tagged by @somethingdarrencrissish :)

I will tag my followers!!

1. Natteravn - Rasmus Seebach 2. City Lights - Blanche 3. Ain’t No Reason - Brett Dennen 4. Ta mig tillbaka - Darin 5. Swedish Television - Bigbang 6. Start Again - Conrad Sewell 7. Lost Boys Life - Computer Games 8. Broken Ones - Jacquie Lee 9. Far from any Road - The Handsome Family 10. Ave Maria - Beyoncé

[alittledizzy]

somethingdarrencrissish replied to your post: “do you worry about phans over romanticising their relationship? te...”:

I was watching an old clip of one of Dan's younows and he talked about how youtubers feel the pressure to conform to producing things on a regular basis and still maintain creativity and that it can lead to a lot of stress. Dan basically said his advice to the ones who are stressing would be to pick and choose what you want and don't go crazy. That's basically what his philosophy is and it kind of goes with what you said here.

I don’t remember that liveshow specifically but I’m definitely not surprised to hear that he’s already expressed something similar. I do remember them talking about how viewers don’t need to know everything in the interview they did with Jimmy, so that’s further evidence that this is how they keep their sanity in regards to an audience that’s too inquisitive. 

[kissedmequiteinsane]

Have a happy happy birthday! Love your Disney princesses card!

thank you! and haha, thanks, it’s tradition at this point that every year my mom gets me a disney princess card

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Type of fanwork: fic Subtype(s): n/a Fandom(s): Glee, Glee RPF Rating(s): Explicit Length/size: 5-10k words Especially interested in: Klaine, Crisscolfer, Faberry, angst, fluff, smut Will not: Blainofsky, Kurtofsky, watersports, scat, major character death Notes: I'm proud to support this cause. Good luck and happy bidding!

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Type of fanwork: fan labor (betaing, etc) Subtype(s): Beta-ing, Culture-picking (britpicking etc, specify cultures below) Fandom(s): Glee, Glee RPF, Phan Rating(s): n/a Length/size: 10-20K Especially interested in: Klaine, Crisscolfer, Phan, Romance, Angst Will not: Kurtofsky, Blainofsky, Sebtana, Blaine/Brittany (romance), Blainchel romance, kickthefire, scat, watersports, Major Character Death, Rape, anything under the age of consent (under 16) Notes: Good luck and happy bidding! I can't wait to work with you! American English (especially New York and the Northeastern U.S), American Sign Language (ASL), Deaf culture; I am a native speaker of American English who lives in the Northeastern U.S., near New York. I'm proficient in American Sign Language. I'm a student at the intermediate level studying to become an ASL interpreter. I have a hard-of-hearing brother and I'm semi-familiar with some cultural aspects of being Deaf or hard-of-hearing, including growing up with a sibling who has such a condition.

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Now I Know What I Have Found

Author: @somethingdarrencrissish

Rating: M

Status: Completed in September 2018

Word Count: 30,938  

Summary:  Kurt Hummel is a college student/fashion magazine intern working at the Spotlight Diner when he meets a beautiful but difficult customer, who he will absolutely not date. Will he change his mind when he discovers just how much they have in common? Title taken from a lyric in the song "Latch" by Disclosure featuring Sam Smith (I highly recommend the acoustic version, which is linked in the story). Written for the 2018 Klaine Fic Exchange on tumblr for controlofwhatido who prompted, "Some sort of skank or badboy fic (can be either Kurt or Blaine) but not in high school. Maybe they meet in college or in NYC at the spotlight diner."

Tropes/Genre: alternate meeting, angst, first time, future!fic, badboy!Blaine

Lynne’s review:  I quite enjoyed this! There was no way Kurt was gonna be able to resist Blaine's charm and persistence. 

Read at: AO3

[pavarottirevenge]

I was tagged by the always lovely @somethingdarrencrissish & @steph-luvs-klaine (Thanks, ladies!! 💛)

NAME: Patience

NICKNAME: Pav or Paty (pronounced Pay-Tea) I ask that you please don’t call me Patty or Pat unless I said you could, cause I really don’t like those nicknames.

BIRTH MONTH: July

HEIGHT: 5'4" or 5'5"? I don’t even know anymore. All I know is that I’m short af and can fit in a trunk and a suitcase (don’t ask.)

ETHNICITY: Biracial — Latino and Mediterranean.

FRUIT: Pineapple, Coconut, Strawberry, Pomegranate, Raspberry, and Blueberry.

SEASON: Fall / Autumn

BOOKS: It’s a close tie between ‘How to Kill a Mockingbird’ and 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.’

FLOWERS: I love all, but I do have a soft spot for all things roses.

SCENTS: Vanilla, Mocha, Coconut, Hibiscus, and most male colognes (it’s like crack ok.)

ANIMALS: Tigers, Otters, Dogs, and Cats.

BEVERAGE: Diet Coke or Raspberry / Strawberry tea.

HOURS OF SLEEP: Not enough.

FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: Blaine Anderson, Dean Winchester, Professor McGonagall (please tell me I spelled that right…), Hermione Granger, and Luna Lovegood.

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: Usually one, though most of the time we end up kicking it off.

DREAM TRIP: An extended mediterranean cruise would be nice.

BLOG CREATED: No idea. It was a long ass time ago.

FOLLOWER COUNT: A little over 9k

I tag: @accio-chris, @hisfavoriteworstnightmare, @msalexiscriss, @kurtmarriedblaine, @hestherewithme, @princewarblersteenagedream, @greenideassleepfuriously, @disneyprincessmodelworld, @heydeancas, @lady–divine, @darrenismydarcy, @quizasvivamos, @lilyvandersteen, @dont-stop-believin-in-klaine, @chrisdarebashfulsmiles, @acheappackofcigarettes, @ascendance-of-mir, @quirkyquantumqueen, @nbowden1.

[ukrainianchick]

I was tagged by @somethingdarrencrissish :)

NAME: Anastasia

NICKNAME: Stacey, Stace, Stasia, Staj, AJ, Ms. J (What? I’m a teacher), Ana (but only one person has called me that), Gigia (long story that basically boils down to mispronouncing the Ukrainian word for girl when my mom was really little), Darling (thanks Theo <3) and a bunch of Ukrainian nicknames that family members call me,

BIRTH MONTH: June

HEIGHT: 5'2"

ETHNICITY: White Ukrainian American

FRUIT: Apples or Grapes or Cherries

SEASON: Fall, hands down.

BOOKS: I actually made a resolution this year  to read at least one book per month for pleasure. I just finished reading “13 Reasons Why” (because hype and controversy are very real and I didn’t have time to watch the show at the time) and I am either going to read “Fangirl” by Rainbow Rowell or “If I Stay” by Gayle Forman for this month.

FLOWERS: Daisies, Lilies or Roses

SCENTS: Vanilla, Patchouli, Amber, Cinnamon, basically food based scents for candles haha. Oh! And perfume wise, I tend to like the deeper scents and not so much the flowery scents ( for example, Burberry Brit, YSL Black Opium, Viva La Juicy Noir, Elizabeth and James Nirvana Black and SJP Lovely).

ANIMALS: Dogs.

BEVERAGE: Tea, Coffee, Dr. Pepper, Rum, Alcoholic drinks that tend to be blue (this is a realization that has happened to me last October) and Non-fat Iced Venti Chai Latte with light ice (yes, this is my go to Starbucks order when I don’t want a seasonal drink---but the holiday times is a different story)

HOURS OF SLEEP: 6 or more (depends on the night)

FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: Blaine Anderson, Castiel, Sam and Dean Winchester, Chandler Bing, Hermione Granger, Belle

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: Currently? Just one. Or just a light comforter at night because I can’t sleep when I am hot.

DREAM TRIP: Back to Europe please and thank you!!

BLOG CREATED: Fall 2011 ( I think specifically in September when I was trying to relax during downtime of Sorority Recruitment).

FOLLOWER COUNT: 112

I’m supposed to tag 20 people but it’s late here and I can’t be bothered to tag. Whoops! Haha.

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This or That

I was tagged by @somethingdarrencrissish 

Musicals or plays - I prefer musicals. Music just soothes my soul and makes me happy.

Strawberries or raspberries - I’m not the hugest fan, but between these two I’d choose strawberries.

Winter or summer - I was born in July and have always been a summer person. Warmth warmth warmth!

Beaches or forests - I love water (my sign is Cancer) so definitely any kind of beach, anywhere.

Planets or constellations

Pastels or neons - more soothing and just pretty imo

Diners or cafés - I love throwback diners - like 1950′s diners. Great music and so much fun!

Unicorns or dragons Can I say both?

Gemstones or crystals

Hummingbirds or owls  I love the way they move their head

Fireworks or sparklers - Always love fireworks - especially on the 4th of July

Lunch or happy hour - I’m not a drinker, so lunch with friends or co-workers definitely

Sweet or sour

Rome or Amsterdam -  My hubby’s side of the family is Italian, we hope to go to Italy one day

Classic art or modern art 

Sushi or ramen - as long as it’s veggie sushi - yum!

Sun or moon - I LOVE the sun, although I do stay up quite late.

Polka dots or stripes 

Macaroons or croissants - Mmmmm chocolate croissants....

Glitter or matte - I love pretty glitter!

Aquariums or planetariums 

Coloring books or watercolors - I’ve always loved coloring with crayons - to this day.

Fairy lights or candles - lilac scented candles

Dinosaurs, pirates, or aliens - Because Jurassic Park. (agreed @somethingdarrencrissish!)

Hoodies or cardigans - tbh, I don’t like the hood, I like a good ole sweatshirt

Books or movies - I love movies - love going to the movie theater or watching on our big screen TV with surround sound speakers.

I’ll tag @abrwnigrl, @klaineandcrisscolfer4ever, @bonamore, @chrislovesdarren, @emmywinnercriss, @hkvoyage, @lilyvandersteen, @pavarottisrevenge, @scatter-the-stars

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It Was Always You

Author: @somethingdarrencrissish

Rating: M

Status: Completed in July 2016

Word Count: 21,510

Summary: "First, you'll see their eyes," or so the legend tells. That's how one finds out who their soulmate is. Chris has never put too much stock on that, not even when a pair of hazel eyes stare back at him in the middle of a grocery store and he sees much more than he ever imagined. Soulmate AU. Title taken from the Maroon 5 song of the same name.  

Tropes/Genre: CrissColfer fanfiction, soulmate!CC, AU, romance, fluff, humor

Lynne’s review: I loved Darren in this one. Humorous, sweet with a dash of angst...and LOVE! Definitely enjoyed this.

Read at: AO3