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Andromeda and Perseus: Destined

Chapter 2: It’s the Sorting Hat, Duh

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This chapter we will finally reintroduce our infamous Perseus, Theodore Nott! So excited, please grab some popcorn and relax as we delve in the magical world of Hogwarts…

Also, to anyone who is deterred from reading this because the mother and the father of the twins are not people of color, please don't feel so. I personally headcanon, since Voldemort is "all-powerful", it means that his children can have a different skin color than his and Bellatrix's. I will always make this an all-inclusive story for any race and religion that happens to come across the story. Of course, wizarding customs are to be added.

So please read whether you are American, Ukrainian, Indian, Korean, or whatever ethnicity. I will NEVER discriminate, and if you EVER feel my writing isn't as inclusive as it could be, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE reach out to me.

I love you ALL💚💜

The Hogwarts Express September 1, 1991

At the sound of his name, the brown-haired boy turned around, spotting his best friend sprinting at him.

“Umph!” 

Right after he turned, Theo was instantly met with his best friend smashing into him with a bone-crushing hug. The Nott boy immediately smiled widely and returned the hug with the same ferocity.

“Y/N/N! I missed you!” at his words, the younger Riddle twin nuzzled her head into the boy’s neck. “I missed you too, Teddy.”

Y/N pulled back from Theo’s neck, “Matty and Draco are getting a compartment right now… Or, at least I think they are. I just kinda,” The girl did a little wooshing gesture with her hands, “y’know.” The girl laughed a little.

Theo returned the small laugh with a grin, “I know, I kinda felt it.”

“Shut up, you love me,” Y/N said, “C’mon, let’s go find Matty and Draco. They're back there somewhere.”

The girl smiled and took the boy's hand, tugging and running through the front of the train. Their mixed giggles filled the train’s corridors as students of all ages flooded in, the two having to zig-zag between them. The two finally stopped as they finally saw the older Riddle twin and the blond-haired diva in a compartment… filled with three other people?

The best friends looked to each other in confusion. The boy decided to pipe up first, “Who are they?”

The girl looked to him, stating in a monotonous voice, “I have no bloody idea.”

The two looked to each other and nodded, the girl reached for the compartment door and pulled it open. They both walked in and sat next to each other where Draco and Mattheo were sitting. 

“There you two are! We were about to send a search party for you,” Y/N and Theo looked to Draco as he yelled as loud as possible.

“Yes, thank you for splitting my eardrum, Draco. Really appreciate it,” as Y/N sassed Draco she looked to the three faces that were there with them.

Upon further inspection, Y/N and Theo realized they did know them. The one with the brown floppy hair with an enigmatic smile was Lorenzo Berkshire–most commonly known as Enzo–he was Draco’s fourth cousin twice removed, or something of the sort. They weren’t really sure. The girl with a short, brown bob was Pansy Parkinson (Y/N knew her from some of the many soul-crushing gala’s she was forced to attend. She hung out with her when her brother, “cousin”, or best friend were nowhere to be found). The third and second boy was Blaise Zabini. Theo also knew him from one of the gala’s he was forced to attend, his father had introduced him to the Contessa Zabini and her son, Blaise. They had bonded over the fact they both had dead parents, dark but a topic of which they had bonded nonetheless. 

Y/N and Pansy smiled to each other in greeting. “Y/N, I don’t think you understand the severity of the situation Mattheo and I were in thinking you and Theo disappeared. Taking so long, almost giving me a heart attack I tell you,” the bleach-blond boy dramatically shouts, waving his hands about.

Enzo scoffs and faces his cousin, “Sure, Draco. Whatever you say… Anyway, “ he turns towards Theo and Y/N, “Hello, you two. Wonderful to see you two again. Haven’t seen you since the last excruciating gala we attended. Pansy was riveting about seeing you again, Y/N. Something about girl talk? If that makes any sense.”

Pansy and Y/N look to each other and giggle, knowing exactly what the floppy-haired boy meant. “Sweet, sweet, Enzo. You have no idea what it is I was talking about. Let’s keep it that way,” as the Parkinson girl said her piece she turned to the two who had most recently joined them, “Y/N, Theo, wonderful to see you two again. Are you two excited to finally attend Hogwarts? You know I’ve been reading Hogwarts: A-”

“A History! Me too! I’ve been trying to explain to these two wankers all summer how it’s actually important to read up on this stuff! You and Theo seem to be the only ones to actually appreciate the expansive history of Hogwarts!”

Mattheo groans, “Great! Now we have three nerds who’ll be bothering us our entire academic career at Hogwarts about useless knowledge! Just bloody brilliant!”

At Mattheo’s words, the smallest boy of the group raises his hand and speaks with a voice just as timid as Theo’s, “Four, actually. You, Draco, and Enzo seem to be the only ones who don’t seem to understand.”

“Oh, please, Zabini. We understand just fine, we just don’t flaunt it about at every second.”

At Enzo’s words, Blaise raises his eyebrow, “Is that so, Berkshire? Tell me, then, what is Hogwarts’ school motto?”

“Um… Rise up? The hell I know,” Enzo turns to Draco and Mattheo, “You two know?”

Draco shrugs, “Don’t look at us, mate. We haven’t got a clue.”

“See? Point. Proven. You three know,” the small Zabini boy questioned the three who actually bothered to actually care. The three stated in perfect unison, looking straight at the three boneheads, “Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus.”

Mattheo stares at his sister, “You three are extremely creepy, I hope you know that.”

The three–still staring at them–say, “We know.”

Blaise smirks, while the trio of boys shudders at the utter creepiness of the the three.

As the group all stared at each other, they burst out laughing, not being able to keep each other seriously. For the next few hours, the seven eleven-year-olds talked nonsense. To say that these seven kids would be close friends by the end of the year would be an understatement. 

Eventually, they all simultaneously decided to take a nap. Y/N, of course, fell asleep against Theo’s shoulder while everyone else was sprawled out throughout the compartment. Theo smiled down at his girl, how peaceful she was while she slept, even if she did start drooling against his sweatshirt. In all honesty, the Nott boy would allow his Andromeda to ruin his favorite sweater a hundred times over if it would get her to smile.

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A couple of hours later, the group was up again (though, only waking up due to Draco’s incessant whining about being alone when he woke up). Currently, they were all asking each other about what house they wanted to be in.

“Well, that’s an obvious answer: Slytherin. Duh. A Malfoy ends up in Slytherin.”

Theo snorts, and says in his quiet voice, “Oh yeah? Imagine you’re the first Malfoy to end up in Hufflepuff? I’d pay a hundred galleons to see that.”

Everyone laughs and Mattheo goes next, “Well, us Blacks always end up in Slytherin,” he points to his sister before she can say anything, “I know, cousin Sirius was a Gryffindor, but other than him; all Slytherin’s.”

Oh, did I not mention that the Malfoy’s thought that having the last name Riddle would be too startling to have at Hogwarts? No? Damn, well, the Malfoy’s thought that the twins should go by their mother’s maiden name, Black to “blend in” more. Sure, as if it isn’t noticeable that two members of the Noble House of Black showed up the same year as the infamous Harry Potter. Oh well. 

“Well, maybe Y/N/N will be the second Black to break the tradition. I swear, all those books,” Mattheo’s joke made his twin swat him on the back of the head. “Haha, very funny Mattheo. We’re almost there anyway, we should go get changed. Pansy?” At the younger twins’ statement, they all gathered their Hogwarts robes and left to put them on.

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Thirty goes by and everyone is dressed in their plain robes. As the Hogwarts Express slows, a voice rings throughout the train: “We will be reaching Hogwarts in five minutes’ time. Please leave your luggage on the train, it will be taken to the school separately.”

A chorus of “cool” leaves the group as the words reverberate. Y/N smiles at Theo and takes his hand, “You ready?”

“Always, principessa.”

The group starts filing off the train and they hear a West Country accent fill the cool air, “Firs’ years! Firs’ years over here! Firs’ years!” 

The group follows the voice to the Black Lake full of tiny boats with even tinier lamps. “No more’n four to a boat!” the voice booms out again.

Mattheo turns to his sister, “We’ll meet you at the castle, okay? Stick with Theo while we’re gone, okay? Malfoy, Zabini, Berkshire, ‘n I are gonna go with Rosier. We’ll see when we get there,” the boy turns to Theo, “Keep an eye on her, okay?”

The Nott boy nods to Mattheo, “Yeah, see you later. We’ll go with Parkinson, I’m sure we’ll find someone else.” Mattheo nods to Theo and heads off with the other three boys as Pansy joins the two again. 

“I found one, just over there,” Y/N and Theo agree and walk with Pansy to a boat with a frizzy-haired girl with buck teeth.

Y/N recognizes her as the girl who was asking around if anyone had seen a Toad anywhere, “You’re the girl who was looking for the toad, right? I’m Y/N Black,” Y/N turns to her right, “this is Theodore Nott,” she turns to her left, “and Pansy Parkinson.”

The girl puts out her hand for a handshake, “Yes. Hermione Granger, pleasure.”

Theo and Pansy say hello and the four of them sit down. The loud voice of the half-giant calls out again, “Everyone in? Right then -- FORWARD!”

As the large group of excited first-years, all started to sail across the smooth waters of the Black Lake, everyone was silent; in awe. As they reached closer to the castle, they reached a cliff and the voice boomed again, “Heads down!” Once through the dark cave, they reached a dark dock where they climbed out of the boats onto dark rocks.

Theo helped Pansy, Y/N, and the now-known Hermione out of the boat. Once on solid land, Hermione went her own way as the other three went to find Mattheo, Enzo, Blaise, and Draco. While walking, Y/N asks, “Amazing, isn’t it? All of this under Hogwarts, I mean.”

Pansy answered unenthusiastically, “I guess, I mean it’s just a bunch of rocks. Nothing especially special.” Whereas Theo encouraged Y/N’s statement, nudging her shoulder with his, “I think it’s pretty amazing.” Y/N smiles and looks to him with a glint in her eyes, Theo uncertain of what it is.

“Oy! You three!” 

At the agitatedingly high voice of Draco Malfoy, the three turn to the other four and rush towards them. Thought we lost you, again,” Mattheo voices over the other first years giggly excitement.

Pansy snorts, “You mean, lose them again.”

As the Parkinson girl’s statement is finished, Hagrid calls to the incoming students, “Everyone here? You there, still got yer toad?”

At his ending remarks, Hagrid raised his fist and knocked three times on the big castle door.

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The door swung open and a tall, slim, graying witch in emerald robes stood there. A stern-looking gaze scanned the crowd of new students.

“The firs’ years, Professor McGonagall,” the half-giant said.

The professor smiled tightly, “Thank you, Hagrid. I will take them from here.”

She opens the wide door all the way, showing the first years an expansive entrance hall. Enchanted paintings of old were hung. Torches lit up the stone walls that held the paintings, the ceiling was probably the tallest ceiling any of the children had ever seen, a marble staircase ascending to the upper floors.

The Core Four looked to each other in amusement as they joined each other with the rest of the seven. Y/N looked at each and every painting, analyzing, taking mental notes. Then, she spotted a painting of a woman with wonderfully long hair, curls encircling her long face that ran around a vast field of Aster and Baby’s Breath, twirling around with a book in hand, eventually falling into the flowers. At this painting, Y/N feels a connection with it, an unexplainable. She pokes her curly-haired best friend points to it and whispers, “That’s the painting. That’s the painting I feel. I can’t explain it, but I can feel it.”

Theo smiles at her, “I know… Let’s go catch up.”

As they catch up with the other five, McGonagall comes to a stop, “Welcome to Hogwarts,” says the professor. “The start-of-term banquet will begin shortly, but before you take your seats in the Great Hall, you will be sorted into your houses. The Sorting is a very important ceremony because, while you are here, your house will be like your family within Hogwarts. You will have classes with the rest of your house, sleep in your house dormitory, and spend free time in your house common room.

“The four houses are called Gryffindor,” Mattheo makes a gagging face causing Y/N to silently giggle at her brother, “...Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin.” Draco and Mattheo fist-bump one another. “Each house has its own noble history and each has produced outstanding witches and wizards. While you are at Hogwarts, your triumphs will earn your house points, while any rulebreaking will lose house points. At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup, a great honor. I hope each of you will be a credit to whichever house becomes yours. 

“The Sorting Ceremony will take place in a few minutes in front of the rest of the school. I suggest you all smarten yourselves up as much as you can while you are waiting.”

The last statement clearly directed to a boy with brown hair whose cloak was all twisted and a boy with fiery red hair that had a smudge on his nose.

Once McGonnagal leaves, Y/N turns to Theo, “Exciting, isn’t it? I can’t wait, but I’m nervous at the same time. What do you think?”

“I think, that everything will be just fine, Y/N/N. Pinky promise,” Theo holds out his pinky to the girl. Y/N hooks her pinky with his, “Pinky promise.”

Draco nudges the twins and Theo, “Look. Right there. That’s Harry Potter. I think I’m going to go introduce myself.”

“Draco, don’t go making an arse of yourself, okay? Really don’t need it right now.”

“Now, Mattheo, when do I ever make an arse of myself? I’m off.”

As Draco takes two sauntering steps towards the Boy Who Lived and the boy with fiery red hair, “It’s true then, what they’re saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.” Y/N facepalms, shakes her head, and thinks, already off to a bad start. Hushed whispers of “Harry Potter” resonate through the hall. “This is Mattheo, Theodore, and Y/N. And I’m Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.” The red-haired boy snickers at the blond’s name, Y/N sends him a glare while Draco continues, “Think my name’s funny, do you? I’ve no need to ask yours. Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley. You’ll soon find that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter.” At this, Y/N decides to quietly intervene, whispering into her “cousin’s” ear, “I think that’s enough, Draco.” However, the Malfoy boy continues, “You don’t want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.” As he finishes his mini-monologue, Draco sticks out his hand. This time Y/N whispers more assertively, “I’m serious, Draco.”

Harry looks at the blond’s hand skeptically and sassily says, “I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks.” 

At Potter’s words, Draco scoffs and walks back to the rest of the group, Mattheo following him as Y/N stays back and tells Theo she’ll be over quickly. “Sorry about him, he doesn’t usually do that. See you around.” Potter and Weasley shoot the girl a quick “see ya” as she walks back with Theo to the group.

“Told ya not to make an arse of yourself, and what did you do,” Mattheo questions Draco in an accusatory manner.

Draco scoffs, “Not my fault, the wanker was being a prat.”

The rest of the group roll their eyes at the boy. “Seriously, Malfoy, that was pathetic. Even I saw it,” at Theodore’s words, Y/N nods and the rest of the seven–save for Draco–nod and send a chorus of agreement.

The group goes silent as the Great Hall door opens and McGonagall steps through, “We’re ready for you. Follow me.”

As the first years step through the threshold, they’re in awe of the size of the room and the ceiling. Y/N turns to Theo, “The ceiling is enchanted to change according to the overall mood of the student body at any given time. Right now it’s cloudy, so everyone’s mostly anxious or thinking hard.”

The looks in curiosity at the girl, “Really?”

“Mhmm.”

A loud voice cuts through the noise of the students, “What’s that?”

The boy whose loud voice ruminated from was pointing towards a frayed, dirty, and patched hat. That hat would certainly be thrown out the second Aunt Cissy saw that thing in the Manor, thought Y/N. Another loud voice snapped her out of her thoughts, this time from the bushy-haired girl, Hermione, Y/N, Theo, and Pansy had met, 

“It’s the Sorting Hat, duh.”

…Previous Chapter -- Next Chapter...

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I don't know how I feel about this one, please send me any feedback you can think of! I also think that this is the longest chapter of Andromeda and Perseus: destined, so far!

Thank you to everyone who has been reading this, it means a lot to me. I love you guys so much!💚💜

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@elsie-bells @cinderellawithashoe @niktwazny303 @claranunez @hanversace @desiray562 @jetblackpayne @fandom-life-12 @trshngyn @silencionyx @c-dizzle99 @starmansirius @ssc7514 @amwhy

[holdmytesseract]

https://www.tumblr.com/holdmytesseract/719491721413754880/on-one-of-tonys-team-bonding-parties-jukebox

2016 cringe and not in a good way :/

Well... 'Ello there, nonny! I, uh, don't know if you knew that, but we writers write stuff that WE like. If other's like it, it's great! It's cool! We love that and appreciate it - but at the end of the day, we write for ourselves. Because we feel it. Because we like it.

If you don't like it, that's cool as well, but there's a simple rule called: If you don't like it, don't read it. Scroll past it. No need to send such an ask. I don't have something against criticism. Absolutely not. Just don't hide behind the anonymous button and give me constructive criticism. And no, no, I'm not a diva about this. It's just so very unnecessary to send something like this in someone's askbox.

And who knows... Maybe I am just a cringey person? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤓 I am totally fine with it! 🤓😂

Just tagging a few of my favourite weirdos in crime (Totally affectionate. I love you guys ❤) to let them know that I had my first "hate" ask! 😱😂 @fictive-sl0th @lokisgoodgirl @muddyorbsblr @multifandom-worlds @simping-for-marvel @lokiforever @lady-rose-moon @eleniblue @vbecker10 @peaches1958 @mochie85 @smolvenger +++ 💚

[literally-rachel-berry]

Alright gang, here's my list of songs I wish could have been sung in GLEE

You are more than welcome to suggest more songs or changes to the list

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🌊Riptide (Vance joy) - sung by Finn after Rachel moves to new York OR Sam to Mercedes same time

🪻Beautiful things (Benson Boone) - sung at regionals, led by Santana and Blaine. they would kill that song OR a duet between Rachel and Finn sometime (Rachel is scared of losing him)

☀️ I ain't worried (OneRepublic) - Puck and the class in some sort of 'cinima week' idk, puck would just be good

💚 Jealousy (Olivia Rodrigo) - Rachel watching Quinn and Finn interact and Quinn just being popular and pretty

Taylor week

• 🪩Bejeweled (Taylor Swift) - Tina, replace 'gangnam style' at that regionals performance with bejeweled (or literally any song) bejeweled could also be a part of a 'taylor week' episode

• 👯‍♀️Shake it off (ts) - Quinn, about how she doesn't let stuff get to her

•🩸 bad blood (ts) Rachel berry about anyone (when is she not beefing with one of the characters??)

• 🦋ME! (Ts) Puck and Quinn

• 🩷 Our song (ts) Brittana duet, lead by Brittany

• 📝 blank space (ts) Artie, sung at Sugar Motta, who is rather oblivious

🍾 Good luck babe! (Chappell Roan) - Rachel and Kurt duet over Blaine in that one episode where he's confused sexually after the drunken spin the bottle

✨Primadona (MARINA) - As a group led by Santana, Rachel, and Tina, a girl vs gu y episode OR sing battle (diva off) between Rachel, Mercedes, Tina and Santana

💋The red means I love you (madds Buckley) - Quinn, i cant think of a reason. I just want it. Probably when she goes crazy over beth. Some sort of dream sequence or performance

👗Prom dress (mxmtoon) - Tina during her senior year blues in season 5

👩‍❤️‍👨Therapy (tick tick boom) - Either Tina and Mike as a class performance, or Blaine and Kurt near pre breakup

👞Head over heels (tears for fears) - class performance, led by Artie and Finn

❌⭕Ex's & ohs (Elle King) - Mercedes and cast, regionals performance

🐦‍🔥Cradles (sub urban) - class performance, a duet with Artie and Mike, cutting between dream sequence with Artie and Mime dancing,

👶Cats in the cradle (ugly kid Joe) - Puck or Finn (or both) thinking about Beth.

♀️♂️ Blame it on the girls (Mika) - Sung by Finn

(and maybe puck and Artie or something) About a boy they are jealous of, like Jessie St James

👄 Bang Bang (Jessie j, Nicki minaj, Ariana grande) - sung by the unholy trinity (Brittney is Nicki, Santana is Jessie j, Quinn for Ariana) OR for a different version, Brittney, Mercedes, Santana and just all the girls

🃏 House of memories (panic at the disco) - Blaine Anderson warblers performance

🌶️ Hot to go (Chapel roan) - Brittany school performance

🏳️‍🌈 Pink pony club (Chapel roan) - Santana Kurt duet

🧜‍♀️ Part of your world (Disney) - Tina

🎤 Without me (Eminem) - Artie and Mike, with other boys maybe, starting riot

😾 What is this feeling (Wicked) - Rachel and Quinn during a fight, could be a class performance or a dream sequence type of deal.

[strawberry-metal]

I’m so sorry for responding late, my friends! I didn’t feel very well after posting the video and had a WICKED migraine for a few hours! Without further ado, I shall respond now~

First off, thank you all SO MUCH for the compliments and enjoying the video! I wasn’t very proud of this one because I felt like it was too dull compared to Kakyoin’s Hibana video. I still feel like maybe there’s something I could of done better, but I’m happy you all liked it regardless! Also yes, in the last chorus, he gets a purple eye flame~ if you want that mod, download the Black Rock Shooter module pack mod. It comes with three eye flames that will go under face accessory that you can use~!

In regards to modding, I do not mind you referencing my mod, just mention me somewhere as inspiration! <3 However, Narancia is difficult to mod! You will need to mess with the blue textures to match the regular texture, otherwise the light mapping will create the original patterns that were there before!

But this goes to all of you. While I don’t release my personal mods for download, if you like them that much, you are free to reference as long as I’m mentioned somewhere! ✌🏻

How did I make him look so good? Haha that’s very sweet of you! I’ve actually been doing my own modding for half a year now for Project Diva. Even if I can’t use Blender, I learned alot and tried to teach myself what I could with the severely limited MikuMikuModel. There are some tutorials lying around but alot of them are complicated and might be stressful to learn. If you’re still willing to learn, let me know and I’ll make a post with all the tutorials I use. 💚

I always thought this song suited Narancia well. I actually recently made a Polnareff and a Jotaro so who knows what the future holds for videos? I gotta use a chief’s hat to give Pol his pillar hair though lmao

[my-deepest-desires]

With magnetic charm and timeless elegance, Iris Apfel, a beacon of style and inspiration, bid farewell to this life yesterday at the remarkable age of 102.

A trailblazer for liberated women, she embodied the essence of living authentically, advocating for the pursuit of one’s own unique path with unwavering confidence. Her legacy resonates with the message of embracing individuality, not letting the opinions of others affect you, and reveling in the joy of living life to the fullest, regardless of age and societal expectations.

Known for her vibrant colors and extravagant fabrics, she was a true alternative style fashion diva, reigning as the queen of her own realms with effortless shine and flair.

A few master quotes of Iris Apfel:

“You don’t have to be an artist to be a creator, because creativity comes in a lot of forms, like cooking or keeping a house or dressing well. What you need is imagination, to make things up for yourself.”

“Whatever happened to the cultivation of the inner self? It’s painful and it’s work, but it always pays off.”

“I never expect anything. I just feel things in my gut and I do them. If something sounds exciting and interesting, I do it—and then I worry about it later. Doing new things takes a lot of energy and strength. It’s very tiring to make things happen, to learn how to master a skill, to push fears aside. Most people would rather just go with the flow; it’s much easier. But it’s not very interesting.”

“You don’t have to look like an old fuddy-duddy, but I believe it was Chanel who said, ‘Nothing makes a woman look so old as trying desperately hard to look young’. I think you can be attractive at any age. I think trying to look like a spring chicken when you’re not makes you look ridiculous.”

“I don’t see anything so wrong with a wrinkle, it’s kind of a badge of courage”

“You only have one trip, and the present is all you’ve got. The past isn’t coming back, and the future isn’t here yet! So live each day as though it were your last. And one day you’ll be right.”

So long, Iris Apfel. You have been and remain a huge inspiration. 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

[christinebloodwrittings]

I had a story idea : the Avengers : Steve , Tony , Clint ect find a shrunken reader in the tower and they don't know what she is and then Loki comes in and scoffs at them and says of course he knows what she is and explains to the Avengers in a very smug and condescending way. Loki wouldn't miss an opportunity to be smug and condescending to the Avengers

This request +

You ask, I write! 💚 Thank you so much for your request!

Of course he wouldn't miss what an opportunity to be the smart diva 🤣💖 I really hope you like the combo.

*My requests are open*

Pairing: Loki X Shrink!Reader

Words: 889

Summary: You are the new agent and, as always, you are looked down on, so Loki defends you, leaving the rest to shame.

Warnings: Loki being Loki.

Loki Taglist: @otakumultimuse-hiddlewhore @high-functioning-lokipath @thereadinggeek @lucky-foxface

Tiny Misunderstandings

Y/n entered the tower with Fury behind her, with a hand on her shoulder, squeezing reassuringly.

Steve: Director.

Fury: Captain.

Natasha: Who is she?

She points at you, making you visibly shiver under her stare.

Fury: She will be part of the team, I present to you all, Chagrin.

They all looked at you puzzled, what kind of code name was that? That word meant a disquietude or distress of mind caused by humiliation, disappointment, or failure. So how come it worked as a superhero name?

Fury: I trust you'll treat her as one of you.

He gave you one last glance to assure that you were ok, before take his leave. You were there, in front of the mightiest heroes of your planet, you felt so small.

Clint: What's your real name, kid?

You: Y/n Y/L

Tony: What are your abilities? or are you just a agent like these two?

You: I can shrink myself.

Banner: Excuse me, could you explain?

You: I can shrink my body to less than a foot, so I fit in tiny places.

Everyone looked at each other, confused and distrustful looks were exchanged between those present, Thor, with his characteristic charisma, took a couple of steps towards you, wearing a charming and welcoming smile.

Thor: Welcome to the team Y/n! I am Thor, god of thunder.

Tony: Wait a second, you can shrink naturally?

Banner: How long can you hold it?

You: Yes naturally, up to 2 hours tops.

Natasha: But can't Lang do the same?

Clint: My thoughts exactly, what makes you special?

You: Special?

Clint: Yeah, what made Fury enlist you?

Loki looked up from the book he was reading and glimpsed your anguish, your eyes forming tears at the helplessness of not being able to form a coherent sentence. Your tongue knotted, the air became too thick to breathe.

You: I don't know, I-I just...Look.

You shrunk to five inches tall, waving your hands to them as an attempt to impress them.

You: Tada!

Banner: I mean is a cool trick, but we already have Lang.

Natasha: Is true, besides can you move big objects?

You: No?

Tony: Let me see if i understood, this, is all you do?

You: Kind of.

Loki, fed up with the situation, slammed the book cover against the table in front of him, causing the sound to echo through the common room, drawing everyone's attention as he walked.

Loki: You really have something in front of you and you can't see it, right?

It is clear that you do not have the slightest vision of the potential that she has, why compare her with a clown who must wear a suit that requires almost unattainable chemicals, when she can do it with every cell in her body? No gimmicks or traps, just her wit and humanity.

When he came to be in front of you, he knelt down and extended his index finger, which you took with your little hand.

Loki: I am Loki, God of mischief, I am delighted to meet you.

You: Thank you *whisper*

Steve: What's your point Loki?

Loki opened the palm of his hand, letting you know that he wanted you to get on, which you did without hesitation.

Loki: My point is, can you do the thing she does?

Steve: No

Loki: Didn't the army looked down on you for being a useless, puny and weak human?

Steve: ... Yes, but-

Loki: Banner, If anything you're hardly something without your knowledge and brutal force.

Banner: ...

Loki: And how about you, Anthony? Can you infiltrate in a base without being spotted? Can you fit in a vent?

Tony: Ok I get it, you win.

Loki took you away from them, but before leaving their sight he muttered:

Loki: I warn you, do not dare to mess with her, because you will be messing with me.

Loki walked away, not even bothering to look at them as he spoke.

You: Thank you Loki, that was so amazing.

Loki: Don't let them intimidate you, they're just envious that they didn't get powers at all.

You: It's ok, this happened a lot in the academy, I was always the useless one, a failure, that's why they code-named me Chagrin.

Loki took a moment to collect many of his thoughts. On the one hand, you were the most beautiful human he had ever seen, on the other, he saw in your eyes the pain of a person who has been rejected without rest, humiliated and trampled on for being perhaps unremarkable, just like him.

He was not going to allow it, he was not going to let you waste your tears for insignificant ignoramuses again, he had found a new purpose.

Loki: Listen Y/n, I know how it feels to be mistreated and looked down upon, so from now on I'll protect you.

You: But you only met me today!

Loki: Call me crazy, but I would kill for you nonetheless darling.

You: You are crazy, are you doing this out of pity, or you find some kind of desire in having a reason to murder?

Loki: If I'm honest, I am a man with simple desires, right now I wouldn't love anything else than the complete and utter destruction of anyone that has ever wronged you, Y/n.

You: ...

[toulousewayne]

Batfamily Music Taste or favorite genre 🎶

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Bruce Wayne:

I like the take of The Batman with Bruce being a loner and staying in the cave and only leaving to patrol. I feel like for my pick that’s still canon but I feel like over the years he’s not as much as a hermit and he’s created the dual personality as Bruce, and Batman. So I think he can evolve his tastes somewhat but I think the kids get a kick out of Old Man Bruce being a Nirvana fanboy 😭.

🖤

songs:

The Man who Sold the World - Nirvana

Suspicious Minds - Elvis Presley

Another One Bits the Dust- Queen

Dick Grayson:

When I think of Dick I think of the 80’s. The wild colors, the crazy hair, hell even the style of clothing I could see him take into his own personal wardrobe. I could see him singing these songs all around his apartment, in the car on long trips and even to just mess with his siblings. He feels a sense of peace and just being a big kid listening to some songs and others he feels that he can relate to some of these songs. I feel like soon one of them will sing along with him.

songs:

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club

Careless Whisper - George Michael

Kids in America - Kim Wilde

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Jason Todd:

I feel like Jason could go multiple ways. One hand I definitely think out of all the kids he would listen to rock music or something along those lines. But I feel like that’s not his favorite, and with him being into literature I see him enjoy classical music too. I think Jason may be misunderstood most of the time and he’s just seen to be this or that but I think he just like what appeals to him at the current time which could be any genre but he has a few songs or works of music he feels nostalgic about especially from his Robin days that he likes a lot.

songs:

Rihannon - Fleetwood Mac

Sonata No. 42 in D Minor- Mozart

2012 - Evolove

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Tim Drake:

When I think of Tim I think of the early 2000’s a lot. Believe it or not Timothy coffee addict Drake was once a skater boi and I of course believe deep down he was obsessed with the Avril Lavigne song. I do think Tim most of the time is in the clouds or really just not mentally presented and not in a bad way. It’s hard to explain because I do it too, and I thinks it’s not to take your thoughts and be free to your favorite songs and I think music can help Timmy decompress a lot especially with the crazy family he loves and deals with daily.

Songs:

Jealous - Eyesdress

Bring Me Back to Life - Evanescence

Freaks - Surf Curse

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Damian Wayne:

Damian is an artist to me and as such I think he’s would prefer to be alone in his room painting or in the gardens sketching away with Alfred the cat next to him. I think deep down Damian has a lot of sadness and hurt inside of him that he doesn’t know how to express. From his mother treating him as a instrument of distraction, his father not having an idea of him being born. And that’s not his fault truly he still feels like he was cheated out of a father and son relationship when he was little. I also think Damian is angry, but not in the typical Damian way. Damian is the baby and will always be compared to his older siblings and why I think he tries or berates them so much is to draws attention away from that insecurity he has. But he has no need because even though the young teen has his demons now he will always find someone a door next to him that can give him advice. That’s if he wants to swallow his pride and ask for the advice.

Songs:

The Scientist- Coldplay

W.D.Y.W.F.M? - The Neighborhood

Mt. Washington - Local Natives

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Stephanie Brown:

The Waffle Warrior, I feel like she’s a Pop kinda girl. More of a 90’s diva kinda girl. I feel like Steph is just more of a brighter being in the family, she likes to pull prank with Jason, she’s constantly working Damian’s nerves but also I feel like deep down the kid respects her as a sister figure even though Bruce hasn’t formally adopted her. Yet! And her friendship with the other Batgirls I love you see it and feel like Steph is the type of girl you meet once and you already feel comfortable around her to spill your troubles to and she’ll listen and give you good advice on your problems. But best of all she has a new place in my heart because I feel like she’s can be look as the underdog,but she’s been a Robin and Batgirl so put some respect to her name please. 😌

Vision of Love - Mariah Carey

What A Girl Wants - Christina Aguilera

Hot Like Fire - Aaliyah, Timberland

💜

Cassandra Cain:

Cass gives me sporty big sis vibes so I wouldn’t be surprised to find fast pace,or more songs about being on the go. I feel like is like the trendsetter in the family and it’s funny when everyone tries to copy her and it doesn’t have the same feel as her, she naturally does her thing and it works for her. Cass loves her siblings and they know when Cass isn’t messing around. She’s baddie and isn’t afraid to let you know that, Cass often isn’t home or she’s off in the manor practicing ballet or training but she’s doing it in style.

Hot in It- Tiësto, Charli XCX

My Prerogative - Britney Spears

Hot Girl - Megan Thee Stallion

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[female-buckets]

Oh...my god. Ok vintage Sue backstory is always cute but... @6:30...

Sue came for Lauren so hard in this video holy Shit 😂

The way they were not friends in 2002. And then not friends from 2012-2016. When they reunited at LJ's jersey retirement in 2016, they hadn't seen each other since LJ's last game in 2012. Isn't that a little wack? A little dramatic? lol.

Anyway, Sue in this video was on year three of LJ injuring herself playing everywhere but Seattle. It felt like LJ was avoiding WNBA competition at all costs. The WNBA was just not her priority... shit was Dark Times.

Also, it was year three of hanging out with Dee and Penny but not with LJ at all lmao

So Sue was like "You want me to talk LJ? Let's fucking go."

It's a true story that Lauren, in our first year, she absolutely hated me. She admits that she was the #1 pick. She was the new kid on the block. She was the man. And then, all of a sudden, oh here's another #1 pick. I had just come off of this undefeated season so I had that UConn hype surrounding me. She didn't like that. She wasn't a fan. But on the court? That clicked immediately. I'm pretty confident in saying that we earned each others' trust and kind of a respect pretty quickly, where I could be in her ear. [ SB: LAUREN! WHEN A PLAY IS CALLED... RUN IT! ] She's not gonna allow just anybody to be in her ear, I'm telling you right now. We were able to kind of get that moving in the right direction pretty quickly. And then the friendship came later, maybe like the next year or two. [ LJ: She's famous! Everywhere we go... "Sue Bird! Sue Bird!" I'm like, "yes, she's my friend." ] I look back on that 2004 team, that friendship, that relationship, it did help us win.

At the jersey retirement, they amend the 2002 story a little to repair LJ's homesick shy girl image. LJ says she was just shy and intimidated by Sue. But the way Sue tells it here, it sounds like it's something they've talked over before. It sounds like LJ admitted to Sue she had a complex about all the hype Sue got.

That's a completely justified reaction because the WNBA utterly failed to promote LJ year after year. LJ was a child prodigy and globally dominant in basketball by 16 years old. She was a superhero in Australia who would get recognized everywhere she went. And in the US, she was a nobody, and the WNBA never lifted a finger to fix that. No wonder LJ would get homesick!

Also, there's LJ's buddy blog cameo...

Hey. How's it going? I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to be talking about here but since this is to Dee, it really doesn't matter. I guess it's good that Sue is writing this blog and not me. It's good that she gets all of the attention, too. It's great. I'm not really an outgoing person. I'm a bit shy, really, so I think the fact that you two get all of the attention is brilliant. It's all in good fun, though.

I love LJ's self-deprecating passive aggressive Aussie sarcasm. I love her. She's a diva and I love everything about that 💚💛

[oonajaeadira]

1) is there a story you’re holding off on writing for some reason?

23) any obscure life experiences that you feel have helped your writing?

💚

Oh, my kindred. I can't wait to hug your face off. I'm so looking forward to it.

1) is there a story you’re holding off on writing for some reason?

I mean, I have a couple of things on hold while I concentrate on completing a couple of others. But. I've had a one-shot in mind for Oberyn for a long time now...there's a reason he's a choice on my taglist form even though I don't have anything written for him yet. I fully had intended him to be my first spin away from Din, but then Ezra came in and took my heart. I'm only holding off on him because I have other irons in the fire at the moment (and even though I offer him up as a choice when I do requests, nobody takes me up on him, so I haven't had any good practice). But I'm sure it will get written. I recently posted something that has somewhat of a similar story structure or emotional beats to it and that seemed to work well, so I know I can confidently write it. It will most likely happen. I just need to clear some room.

And I actually have an AU in mind for Tovar! As someone who is a canon diva, this is strange for me. But I'm putting that one on the back burner until I finish my current Tovar series. Lemme get comfy with writing the man himself and then I'll lift him out of his time and place.

23) any obscure life experiences that you feel have helped your writing?

Just the usuals...being hurt in relationships, spending a lot of time in old bookshops, going through massage therapy, traveling, and creating shows from scratch (allowing me to understand how to bookend, button, and pace a plot for an audience).

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[kpopbread]

Nct 127 reaction: having a roast session with their S/O and getting obliterated

Request: Nct 127 reaction to having a roast session with their s/o and u having better disses lmao

I’m looking forward to writing this ehehe

I wrote this with the roasts separately and the reactions with bulletpoints if that’s okay

(Credit to gif owners)

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Roasts:

OKAY well basically my brain wasn’t working so I asked others to do my work and send in roasts and I was gonna do small scenarios for each one but I decided not to because 1: my brain still ain’t working and 2: I’m lazy

Here are some roasts:

Ribosome anon (idek): A roast for Mark- I’m sorry but I’m distracted by your fucking eyebrows. They’re literally birds you need a chain to make sure they don’t fly off your fucking face

🌸 anon: shut up you have no lines

@layislovelayislife : Okay I used this against an opponent in debate before since his name was Johnny lmao. You could easily make a pun on either 'here's Johnny' or 'Johnny's got you covered', like say he does something dumb by accident and it gets brought up in a convo later? Someone asks something like 'who's dumb enough to do that?' and then you turn and be like 'well, actually johnny's got you covered there!' Idk if that makes sense, but its a famous slogan for a condom brand so XD

@bam-feels : Taeyong- “at least my eyes fit on my face” someone is gonna slaughter me

@bam-feels Taeyong has a message for you:

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Reactions:

Taeil:

Smiles with his mouth open- very shocked and does the thing where you look around with an opened mouth even if there’s no one else in the room lol

“Who knew you could be so savage! What the hell”

Johnny:

“Oh fuck you”

Lowkey mad

Probably stares you down with narrow eyes if you don’t understand what I’m talking about I mean like the side eye thing or basically this emoji but more angry: 🤨

Taeyong:

“Oof. That one hurt Y/N leave my eyes alone”

Fakes being offended- holds his chest in ‘pain’ and dramatically falls to the ground

Laughs about it after though and when I say laugh I mean the famous Taeyong sarcastic laugh because he’s actually a tiny bit offended lmfao

Yuta:

Rolled his eyes

“Wow. Ah you little—“

Takes the entire day off to come up with an equally good roast so he can scream it in your face when you’re not expecting it

Doyoung:

Saltyy

“That was not a roast that was just you being annoying”

He does not approve of your roast and he was also being competitive so he didn’t want you to win the roast war

Jaehyun:

The sort of guy that smiles and admits his defeat. I mean, hell. That was a good ass roast and he had to admit it whether he liked it or not.

“Haha, Good one. Kinda mean though- you’re a bit evil aren’t you Y/N?”

Winwin:

Laughs bc he had absolutely no idea what the fuck you just said but when you explain it to him he kinda just goes “hm.” and then you realise you probably wasted 20 minutes of your life explaining a roast to someone who doesn’t even seem to care rip

Mark:

“Okay,,, that was not a roast that was just straight up mean”

Doesn’t wanna admit that your roast killed him inside so he comes up with dumb excuses like “nah nah nah bro that was actually too offensive that doesn’t count, I’m very sensitive about my eyebrows ok”

Haechan:

*wheezes everywhere*

“UH EXCUSEEEEEEEE ME”

Salty diva- ‘talk to the hand bitch’

Holds his chest in ‘pain’ and dramatically falls to the ground and stays there sulking for about 20 minutes

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Yeet yoot requests are opoot

English translation: thanks for reading guys hope you had a nice day/night and requests are open ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[marlaluster]

Emptying the cliptray on the new phone. ....

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