#someone please enlighten me cuz even this toxic yaoi has to be classified

[littlegeecko]

You had my curiosity, but now you have my interest

What's the deal of Scorched and Faker?

grins

Good to see someone got the bait. Come sit on the strapped chair this is gonna be a LONG one

Short answer: If i could summarize it in a funny way, they're kinda like exes and Faker cant get over him, continously finding new ways to court him. Not "creating a new profile to see his instagram" exes. He's the "I'll throw a brick at your car's window while if u reject me again" type. He's insane over him tho

Scorched rejects him everytime, cuz he knows he's a bitch and unsufferable...except in some ocassions.

Long answer:

imma be real and honest with you i have no idea how these two would meet, and i cant remember if they've had any type of "canon" interaction either by Scorched's creator or Faker's. However, i kinda have some stuff to fill in the blanks, its VERY open to changes in the future tho

They met by complete accident while Scorched was floating in the void, at first, he only saw Faker at certain ocassions while he tried to snatch Hog's body, like a shadow at the corner of his eye, who was often watching silently to see how Scorched managed to escape the personal Void made for him, Faker is able to see it, thru any reflective surface (Picture Giratina in Distortion World) and seeing Scorched's efforts to get out while slowly getting consumed by madness picked his interest

After Scorched destroyed Hog's universe to a crisp and kept the burned, scarred look, that's when the breach between both was broken and they were now in the vast universe of Exes. Scorched was confused and lost, rightfully so, and thats when Faker comes in.

At first, Faker planned to keep Scorched to himself like someone who could spread his components around so he himself could escape his own void, considering how strong, and capable Scorched was of destroying shit + his regular anger issues. At first he would talk to him in his head kinda gaslighting him into thinkin this was a normal ocurrance in the exe world, and then revealing himself thru mirrors and water he could see himself in. When they finally came face to face (in the water) Faker realized some things all at once

Scorched was now bigger than he expected

He was a lot less angry than when he was trapped in his void, and actually very eloquent

He's not as stupid as he thought he would be.

Faker still kept pushing his plan and trying to convince Scorched with his views, but Scorched interrupted him with the "Now that sounds like bullshit" and "Why would i want you to get out i just got here i cant get myself in more trouble than i already im"

Faker kept at it, to no avail, cuz Scorched was very set on just surviving with any scraps of energy he could find, he didnt really felt like helping a random ass exe to dominate the whole world or whatever, rightful thinking if u ask me.

And for a while, that was that, until they met in person, more especifically Scorched accidently entering Faker's little pocket dimension (Visualize the background he has in Faker, in the mod)

For Scorched, it looked like a regular exe pocket world partially destroyed and dead by whoever resided it, he has seen a few of these before in his search for energy (except this one had some silly little flowers with teeth, like in Lord X's), with the key difference of an absolutely RANCID vibe attacking his nose and being. It was strong and uninviting. He has found the place where the voice in his head resides.

And boy, was it fun? For Faker i mean, at least for a while.

Faker would not let him go just like that, not without having fun with him first.

He would torture him psicologically, hurt him in fights to the brink of death, demostrate how strong he really was compared to the imperfections Scorched developed during his time in his own void, he would call him weak, try to break him mentally.

But Scorched held on. He fought back, and he spat at Faker's face at any given chance he had were he offered him to work with/for him. He would very very audibly reject him again and again.

And Faker was...fascinated. At how an inferior being such as Scorched could reject him so easily and stand his ground against him. Wasn't he scared of death? Specially by his hand?

He was even more taken aback by the fact he couldn't get himself to kill Scorched or leave him bleeding out; he would always put him back in shape snapping his fingers so he could fight again or give him space to recover, he would always ask him to join him instead of forcing him to, and even if his insolence was met with more aggression, it was starting to feel personal by the way his own voice sounded irritated each time and he stomped the ground in anger, like a child being denied something. (Little prince of the void is not used to being denied things)

Faker would tell himself it was all part of a bigger plan, that there was no fun in trying to force him to do things with him if he was so absurbdidly powerful (And being honest, even if it disgusts him, thats an aspect he got from Lord X)

As time passed, Faker was starting to develop some sorta odd feelings for Scorched. Not the traditional romantic feelings tho

He was fascinated by his existence, often irritated by the way he snapped back at him without fear, the way his words seemed to cut deeper than his claws; it made Faker feel angry, grumble to himself and stomp the floor and yell at the sky, but at the same time, it was something so new and out the usual shit. Scorched was fearless and confident, even face to face with the prince of the Void

As if he wasn't someone to be feared. As if he didn't knew who he was

(ya starting the see the parallels with lord x and majin? lol)

One time, Faker tried something different. He tried being...nicer, softer. Long fingers touching Scorched's shoulders and his voice low, deep and close to his face. He didn't threatened him, he just asked again if he really didn't want to join him. Scorched's was surprised, super confused, but overall...flustered, stumbling over his words and looking away from Faker. And it made Faker's whole fucking brain break for a second.

Well shit, that's cute. As cute as it can get for someone like him at least.

He didn't had time to try it again and prove his theory further because Scorched managed to escape, and by the time Faker noticed he was already lost in the vastity of the exe universe, so far infact, he couldn't even talk to him in his mind. Saying Faker was this close to destroying his entire pocket dimension is an understatement.

He wanted him back. He needed him back. Scorched was the only being that made him feel strange and weird and warm inside and he didnt had time to decipher what it was, or to find a way to use this to his advantage, it was driving him crazy. He was able to feel new emotions and now the source of those emotions was gone, he felt a step closer to being capable like his creator just to jump back 10 steps.

So from here an out, he would ocassionally try and find Scorched again, and the times he managed to he would try and convince him to come back to his dimension. Scorched just kinda turns him down everytime, even when he gets all flustered again. He even tries to bring him back by offering him his own energy (And Scorched is kinda curious about that, but is it worth it? ehhh)

And if we got into insane territory, Scorched's behaviour kinda turns Faker on, but u didnt hear me say that

tldr: Faker loser behavior he fumbled a bad bitch RIP his sorry ass. He also stink