#someone link orym up with fjord and caduceus essek get back here we need a ride and an intro

[essektheylyss]

Ashton: The gods will kill us for what we've seen.

Melora, immediately: Hello you funky little Ashari do you want to join my specialest boys club :3

[cowinatrenchcoat]

Also Melora: Yes, I acknowledge the terrible things we have done and it hurts my heart, but Predathos is the literal worst, please keep this planet safe with me

Orym: idk what it all means, I just wish the gods would speak clearly to us ☹️

Aston: psh, the gods were scared? Of being completely erased from existence and memory? After watching it happen to their siblings? Wimps. Boo hoo.

Melora (head canon): ...my other boys are suddenly looking much smarter

Ashton: The gods will kill us for what we've seen.

Melora, immediately: Hello you funky little Ashari do you want to join my specialest boys club :3