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evafhernee · 9 months ago

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something something qfit telling everyone who says that their gift isn’t that good that they are the gift by showing up to his birthday party something something he’s never celebrated his birthday with anyone let alone people who care about his well-being so them just being there to celebrate with him is enough

something something his birthday party with a giant castle and many gifts and people and huevitos who practically smother him with fanart and happy-birthday messages and the god forsaken earth-shattering heart-wrenching birthday letter that ramon writes him about how he loves being his son and how he loves that fit loves him, sings him lullabies, calls him ridiculously cute nicknames, even points out how fit says his name in a specific, softer tone

something something how he treats pac’s letter different than the others because he’s his boyfriend, and even though the message is the same, reacts differently because it’s definitive proof that someone he loves, loves him back, gave him a meaningful gift, wrote him a letter even though he couldn’t wake up, the letter more than enough for him to be fine with his absence in the party because it’s from his boyfriend

something something qfit has never felt this much appreciation or love in his entire lifetime something something “yeah 2b2t fit and qsmp fit are very different” because now he has people he cares for, people who care for him something something im so normal about his birthday party seriously guys

#AGSHGGAHAGSHHAGSGSG SCREAMONG AT THE WALLS CLAWING AT ANY INANIMATE OBJECT HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS SOSOOSOOOSOKADKKSJKDHD #qsmp #someone KNOCK ME OUT THE GEARS ARE TURNING IN MY HEAD #aasgsgagsgafhsgdhaghsgwhfhhdhahahe him him him him him h #the stark contrast drives a skewer through my blood vessels and punctures the insides of my body literally kills me stops my heart I just d #fitmc….. you sly motherfucker…. the character development…… THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT…..#not tagging the qsmp fit tag because this is really just a big ramble lmao

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mrsoharaa · 5 months ago

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Riding him like you're stealing his soul, sultrily smoothing out your left palm flatly onto his heaving chest, pressing down ever so lightly as you roll and grind your hips perfectly along his solid hips, getting that perfect angle deep inside of you as you grin coyly, seductively "You want to be a daddy so bad, don't you baby?" and he gets all flustered and almost cums immediately on the spot from your depriving, promising words.

"Here, let's make you a good father then baby, just give everything to me - make me a pretty mommy, baby"

#and if I said Miguel fucking O'hara???#that man would go off THE RAILSSSS GOT HIS GEARS GOING #he thought you couldn't be even more attractive but with that lulling filthy voice of yours...'threatening' him to become a father...#oh lord I'LL BE PRAYING FOR YOUR INSIDES AND WELL BEING ENTIRELY BABES 😳🙏🏼#THAT MAN WILL NOT BE COMPLETELY SATIATED WITH YOU WITH JUST A MERE OF 2-3 ROUNDS WITH YOU #YOU TRIGGERED HIS BABY FEVER AND YOU'RE GOING TO IMMEDIATELY REGRET IT #OH GOD OH GOD OH GODDD #and when you pleadingly say 'please' at the end of your last sentence with that adoring soft voice of yours with shaky pants...--#best BELIEVE that man will have you instantly pressed onto your back legs on his broad strong shoulders and ruthlessly pounding into you #someone knock me out and make my ass go to sleeeep 🙃🫠😭#miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara #atsv

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puppyeared · 11 months ago

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people who do STEM or administration as a career full time and continue to do art as a hobby, I am scared of you but like in a hot way. youre like if we were allowed to have cold drinks in winter. i look at you and think of miles morales with his two cakes. do you want to make out sometime

#i say all of this positively bc i just! i cant help admiring it!! even if its mundane or not a big deal to you i seriously cant wrap my head #around it.. this is in no way at all meant to be condescending or anything. whenever i look at someones bio and theyre like oh im working #as a lab assistant biologist pharmacist realtor etc im like woag.... thats insane.. and then i peep your art tag and it knocks my socks of #how?? what lives do you lead??? im so curious. i seriously want a peek inside your brains someday. or at least shadow you at work lol #i cant help but feel sad when someone says smth like well i have to support myself and art cant do that for me. or maybe you were #pushed into pursuing a 'safe' career bc i hear it a lot. all of my relatives have the same story working as nurses and OFWs for the family #i think for me its not about missed potential but rather its being sad about making a decision to put your happiness aside to get by #ive tried so hard to do it but it didnt work out. i guess watching you guys do it is fascinating to me #or maybe youve made peace with your decision or actually like what you pursued but im still amazed!! it makes me wonder what made #you pick one over the other in that case.. is it like putting time for two different things the way you would for a schedule?? hmmm #im doing graphic design so i dont really interact with ppl in other faculties even humanities like sociology or childcare... so i cant help #wondering what it must be like as someone whos pursuing visual communication both as an interest and career #i seriously wish i could do smth like a desk job or even admin and maybe ill try that if this doesnt work. or i could look into trades #but dyscalculia already makes it hard to do things like cash and mental math so i get overwhelmed if i think about this too hard #yapping

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andy-clutterbuck · 2 years ago

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5x10 | Them

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pupkou · 5 months ago

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i love how when customers need something they just stand 5 feet away and stare at me and don’t say a word it’s a very good way of communicating what they’re looking for and needing from me

#the boomer today standing at the door of the fitting room and just pointing at it so i went ‘someone’s in there’ and so she knocked on it #and the lady inside went ‘just a minute!’ and the boomer knocked again and stood there impatiently while the lady tried on her stuff #and then the boomer left all the clothes she tried on inside out and just threw them on my table rather than handing them to me or putting #them on the rack or anything like okay? and her and her husband were just staring at me as i was doing stuff so i left the area and they #both scoffed and started talking quietly. i do not care if you are inconvenienced if you can’t show me basic politeness and respect #i don’t care if that lady takes 3000 years because you threw your inside out tried on clothes on my table and refused to communicate like #a normal person #or the lady today asking if we had more of something in the back . . . to be so fr i walked back there and stood in the freezer for a #minute because it was hot in store. and then i came back to her and said yeah we don’t have any #knight rambles

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hauntingblue · 8 months ago

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LUFFY!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED!!!! LUFFY BELIEVER FULL TIME!!!!! LET US WORSHIP THE SUN!!!!

#luffy deflating like a balloon..... be serious 😭😭#MOMO NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR LUFFY!!! oh kaido going for the others now..... law could hear his voice too???#NAMI BEING THE FIRST TO STEP UP!!! CHILLS!!! THIS TIME STEPPING UP TO WITNESS THE HORRORS!!! YEAH!!!#yamato really does carry the spirit of oden straight up.... motivating his son and everything...#i feel like i am going insane... I CAN HEAR THE DRUMS!!! nami telling luffy to not die and fulfill his promise WHO ELSE HAD A PROMISE????#is this why his fruit awakened.... because nami reminded him of the promise... omg..... THE DRUMS!!! CHILLS!!!! THE SMILE!!!!! IM SO HYPE!!#talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1070 #i am smiling so hard rn. contagious #also the cp0 that died for this ajdja.... suffering from success....#THE BOUNCING SOUNDS!!!! THE DRUMS!!!! THE SMILE!!! SANJI JUST VOLTING AWAKE??? see the clouds over his shoulders remain.... as i was saying #you know this has me realising maybe shanks isn't all that bad and stole the fruit from the gov so they couldnt get hold of it #hiyori saying how oden kept hia promise but also how he wanted to keep the promise of opening wano for joyboy #THE KANJURO THING!!! HIYORI WATCH OUT!!! oh its gonna burn orichi by accident YEAAHHH!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHH!!!!#the animation is so fun.. luffy just junping around and shit while hia destruction power is MASSIVE #this is so!!!! kaido complaining about being bored and having fun thru fighting AND HERE COMES LUFFY WITH HIS LOONEY TOONS GOOFY FIGHT!!!!#they knocked this shit out of the park!!! also END CREDITS????!#episode 1071 #momo saying kaido got fat 😭 actually kaido got pregnant <3 yamato you're going to be a big brother congrats!!!#the eyes 😭😭 damn luffy flew away and exploded... 😞😞 skipping rope with kaido omg.... everyone should go outside and see this...#we are welcoming here in the luffy believers... barto is gonna enlist hundreds of new members #law is luffy believer number 1 damn the speech he is giving kid... omg kaido bonked him ajshaksjak that was so good he needed witnesses..#nami worried abojt luffy being dead and when he appears she is just like WTF IS THAT!!!!!! HUH???!!#wait a second ooohhhh kaido is goong down too fuck yes akdjaksj momo and yamato peeking over the island jahdksk #THE DRUMS BEING HIS HEART I CANNOT GET OVER IT!!! Kaido shoukd be puking up his insides by now but alas this is so fun BOIOIOIOIOING #FIRST TIME SOMEONE ASKS LUFFY WHO HE IS AND HE DOESN'T SAY MONKEY D LUFFY FUTURE KING OF THE PIRATES. HE SAYS ITS HIM. STRAIGHT UP!!!!#NVM HE SAID IT!!!!! GOD IS THAT YOU????!!!!#episode 1072

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dragonaqe · 5 days ago

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#was fine with it and now i’m increasingly not fine like what the fuck #WHY CAN’T ANYBODY BE NORMAL!!!! JUST BE FUCKING NORMAL #anyway i’m going to be exercising big dog privileges for the rest of my life i think and i was foolish not to bring him outside with me for #this random marketplace deal #hil.txt #dad told this older guy to just come to our house to pick up the wire that he was selling and didn’t tell any of us he was coming + forgot #about the deal. so i went outside to deal with it and just do it and the entire time the guy was being like. fine but also kinda weird.#but fine ??? but then he kept saying shit about how I should be more careful and I would just look at him like. ? ok. (to my knowledge i was #exercising as many safety precautions as i had at hand. like i wasn’t alone at home but my big mistake was Not taking the dog with me)#and saying how kind i was for helping a stranger and how i should be more careful etc etc.#and then we did the exchange once i found the wire and as he was putting it in his trunk and i was going back into the house #like literally i was 4 steps from going back inside and he called out ‘next time be more careful!’ and immediately i felt this feeling of #like. i think i just narrowly escaped smtn. chill down my back and i just pointed at him like hey knock that off and he was like ‘well old #people right?? harmless i guess!’ and i was like haha. 🤨 and then i just bolted inside but like what.#it didn’t help that it was almost dark and he was asking questions about where dad was and DAD WOULDNT ANSWER HIS PHONE #Anyway. going to be exercising my big dog privileges from now on when someone comes to the door i can’t trust no bitch apparently #and in our current climate……i was just frazzled i need to get better about this bullshit #OR ELSE I REALLY COULD GET HURT. Anyway I’m going to go recruit lucanis again bye. 😒

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softly-n-sweetly · 2 months ago

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period horny got me feeling a horrible sort of way 💀

#Breeding kink is going CRAZY #ngl the idea of begging someone already inside me to knock me up........is hitting rn #Hm.hmmmmmmmmmmm #personal #nsft

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whiskeyswifty · 1 year ago

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#listen #I know you guys all love to see her happy and I do too #but that is simply NOT a good cover objectively like…. it looks like a mediocre fan edit sksnfnfngng #NOT A KNOCK AT MY BUDDIES WHO ALL DO AMAZING EDITS (better than this cover tbh)#but come ON #the layout is awful!! no balance at all it’s all over the place #the photoshop job is terrible #she looks absolutely adorable and I know it’s blinding a lot of you #but even the wierd fake bob has me like ??????#COMMIT OR DONT #I will say ON THE OTHER HAND #the original cover is so iconic #her most recognizable cover ever that was the most high concept best use of mixed media (barely but it qualifies)#launched a whole AESTHETIC #so I totally see why the exercise in even trying to do a modern take on it is totally foolish and it would look terrible no matter what #so to go in a totally new direction is just the only option she had #I just wish the direction had been well….. more thoughtful #it’s an adorable photo of her but it belongs in the inside or needs a different design structure to accommodate it #THE SEAGULLS LOOK TERRIBLE WHY ARE THEY SO IN FOCUS AND DISPROPORTIONATE #THE LIGHT ON HER AND THE SEAGULLS ARE COMING FROM COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS #THIS IS BASIC ART 101 LIKE WHAT YOU LEARN IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL #anyway hater moment over #I was just shocked at how shitty it was made like GIRL YOU HAVE MONEY HIRE SOMEONE GOOD

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fisheito · 7 months ago

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Have you ever done a brain scan?

If yOu dId can i take a look (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ )

sadly i must disappoint u and say that the only time i've been to a brain scan has been on the technologist side.. nothin worth running a machine over in THIS cranium(for now)...... ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞

#i have a hunch that my hippocampus is smaller than it should be but that's my vague psych knowledge thinking of one specific study or whatev #judging by how easily i get trauma'd ..... images flashin from the slightest disturbanc.e... idk bro something's funky in there #knocks on my skull #my brain is as mundane as they come (i assume)#there's the pokemon lobe (i can identify all the original pkmn but i can't remember someone's face)#and the. reptilian cortex (i think snekumo is squished up there and parasitising the entire area right now)#then u got my amygdala which is just lying on the ground (as usual)#you are still welcome to crack open the skull and peek inside. tell me if u find anything of interest 🤔#feesh answer

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viovio · 1 year ago

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I want to sleep but I'm haunted of visions of what I wanna draw

#and you fall inside a hole you couldnt see aaaa #god can someone knock me tf out though i hate it here #speak iza #whatever. lake langermann im not even obsessed with him but i wanna draw his stupid ass

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froggyrights · 1 year ago

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2vRPYgS/

I was preparing myself to be absolutely traumatised after opening this and was met with the cutest little video on earth faith in humanity restored

#do you know how scary it is to get a link in ur askbox with no comment...#its like if someone menacingly knocked on my door and when i open it just stares at me blankly and just hands me an envelope and walks away #and then fearing for my life hands trembling i open the envelope and theres just a cute froggy inside #and the strangrr is just gone #this is what happened here #anyway thank you this was so cute i was pleasantly surprised ^_^#asks

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milo-is-rambling · 2 years ago

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Nothing like some light substance abuse to really make you feel like a child again

#me sitting in my room shaking in silence after turning all my lights off quickly and locking my bedroom door and holding my breath as my #mother turns the light on outside to let the dog out and the light between the blinds comes pouring into my rook #on the carpet I see her shadow as she walks past #minutes feel like hours as I wait for her to sulk away back to her cave. I open my bedroom door to sneak away to the bathroom and the light #from the kitchen is visible in the hallway. this feels like a personal attack when you’re a child sneaking around in the late hours. it #feels like we’re two mountain lions claiming territory in this house and you are cornering me in my bedroom just like when I was a child #I am typing this from under three blankets layered over each other to hide the light from my screen (with reduced white point) just in case #my mother walks outside near my window or near my bedroom door.#I feel so connected to my childhood self right now. sitting in the dark room with the only light coming from one window with the blinds draw #n. just the outline of each individual blind. and the light pouring in from under a locked bedroom door. if she knocks you have to answer.#if you don’t answer she will unlock it herself. locks never meant privacy in my home. I remember that clearly.#there was a lock on my childhood bedroom in my house in Maine. locked from the outside not the inside. they could lock me in but I couldn’t #lock anyone out. to be fair I had a habit of getting up in the middle of the night sneaking to the kitchen and eating slices of processed #individually wrapped cheese slices while watching horrifying shows like oobi and the fucking one with the band of four ppl they were all a #different colored instrument #idk anyways. there was a lock on my bedroom on the outside and I remember waking up in the morning before anyone else and playing in my room #and reading and waiting for like a half an hour every morning for someone to wake up and decide they had the energy to come deal with me #so that’s fun. undiagnosed adhd core.#coming out of whatever high trance I just had where I was connected to all of that childhood terror of being seen by my mother. I was afraid #of being caught even though I was doing nothing wrong. I was constantly afraid of something I did not have any reason to be afraid of.#it felt like at any moment I could be wrong place wrong timed with my mother and suddenly feel like the worst person ever. and I’m sure that #demanded a lot of attention and made her pull away from dealing with me I mean she had just lost her job and was running her own business #now and she was stressed and broke and trying to keep it together and I’m sure I was running around under her feet or my brother and I were #arguing but idk I just feel like I don’t remember anything from my childhood and what I do remember is being afraid of everything and is #that some emotional thing or is that just I have been anxious my entire life and no one cared until I was literally trying to kill my sled #self fucking autocorrect #anyways.#I think my mother has gone to bed so I’m going to slink into my own bathroom and maybe throw up a little 👍 I am excited to see what the fuck #I wrote here when I reread it tomorrow

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a-dauntless-daffodil · 6 months ago

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that's it, im kidnapping you into the geode with me. we will be very smol among the giant illuminated crystals and it will be SPARKLY! AS! HECK!!!

You guys really liked my last poll so

#recreating my room before all the weird lights i'd collected in it started fizzling out XD #still have them up tho #they are old friends and its nice #to remember that soft and colorful glow...#ahhh #oh to be tiny and inside a shiny rock!#really you must come along with me in here #everyone else too- at least come visit the inner shinyness #it'd be like cave diving but lest scary #bc it's only a geode on someone's shelf #...#i guess the safety of that would depend on the cat NOT knocking us off said shelf tho huh #hmm #ah well #to every reward it's equal risk- blah blah blah- shiny = GOOOD

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leebrontide · 3 months ago

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Ok so my kid had an ear infection, right? As kids often do.

The doctor scraped out a bit of earwax to have a better look inside.

I was sent a bill for $200 PER EAR for this 5 second procedure which I did not give permission for them to do.

That was key- they did not ASK me if they could do this "procedure". And, as I OWN a medical practice (it's me. The medical practice is me, sitting in my house on video calls) I knew to call them when this bill came in to be like "You did not obtain informed consent for this procedure, and it was not en emergency procedure. You had full ability to gain my consent and didn't. I'm not paying."

And the massive hospital who owned the bill said "yuh-huh you do have to pay."

And I said "I own a practice. I know these laws. I do not owe you money for this."

And they conducted an "internal review" and SURPRISE! Decided I totally owed them money and they had never done anything wrong ever.

And so I called my state's Attorney General office, and explained the situation because, as I mentioned, I know the law. The AG got in touch within a couple days to say they were taking the case and would send the massive hospital conglomerate a knock it off, guys letter.

Lo and Behold, today I have a letter where said hospital graciously has agreed to forfeit the payment.

"How not to get screwed over by companies" should be part of civics class.

Know your rights and know who to call when they're infringed on. This whole process cost me $0 and honestly less effort than I would have expected.

May this knowledge find its way to someone else who can use it.

#american healthcare #most efficient cost effective system in the world #so I'm told

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longing4yesterday · 1 month ago

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i accidentally upset myself but we keep trekking onward

#thoughts #that post with quotes from paul about processing his death over the years got to me #being so close to someone it was as if you had a second head only to then lose them in a sudden and tragic way #then for DECADES you can't grapple with that loss #the man you loved with your entire soul is now a ghost in your memories #which grow ever foggier as the years pass by #you can't call him because he's not around to answer and the number went out of service #you can't drop by because he'll never answer your knocks #all you can do is sit with the good times you spent with him in your youth #and try to conjure that magic you felt when he smiled or when he made you laugh with a stupid inside joke #but it never works. because it's not *him*#it's the facsimile of him #the language you created that no one else understands but him goes unused and foreign on your tongue #“what are you talking about?”#“oh it's nothing”#whenever interviewers ask about him. it's 1980 all over again #fresh as an open wound #and you can't help but mourn the loss over and over again #anyways. i'm normal i promise #i need to go cry for a bit

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