#someone kill me right neow

[freakinator]

"killing clown is bad cause he hasnt done anything" thats exactly why he should be killed

[todayisafridaynight]

That fuckin new bucket list trailer for 8?????????

hey what if we all just cut ourselves in half after this huh

[meiguicha]

AITA for complimenting my colleague - Final Update

Blade x Fem!Reader- Reddit exists AU

lol would love to do a tifu with someone else after this

Original Post - Update 1

r/AmItheAsshole ~ 3 system hr. ago

easternskiesonamoonlitnight

Great news, I'm not dead. Dao did not in fact take me to some secluded star system to put me down.

Bad news, I am very, very sore.

Tldr for those with ass reading ; my colleague and I guess now partner, was somehow under the impression that the both of us have been in a relationship since the day I kissed him. Apparently none of my other colleagues except for Franz were aware of this and just thought I was being shy about our new relationship.

The really cryptic note and telling me to get ready was apparently everyone's combined attempt to get the both of us to go on a proper date. At the time, I yapped Dao's ears off out of anxiety and maybe in hopes that he'd change his mind about killing me. I remember eventually shutting up when I realised he was staring at me. And I guess he didn't really like the lack of yapping so he just asked why I wasn't talking and then everything just kind of happened...?

Yeah, uhm. Not great telling a person you're both afraid of and attracted to that you're about 90% sure he's going to turn you into a human hedgehog. Also maybe not great accidentally mentioning your sexual awakening in that alley.

Basically, Dao thought that the both of us were already in a relationship and that everything leading up to that day was just some cat-and-mouse that was confirmed with my kiss. And since Franz was too amused to say otherwise and the other two were equally in the dark, the whole charade just played on.

And to the person who asked about our boss, he does not care what kind of drama happens so. He's just here to enjoy the show.

Anyways, alls well ends well. I'm currently in the middle of another task and it's definitely way less stressful than that one. We're resting and just about done with the icky grimey physically painful bits, so we're just taking it easy now. Dao is finally knocked out next to me after maybe 6 days (???) of no sleep so that's great. The only problem is that I think he's crushing my lungs so note to self, go to the gym because wow is he heavy.

On the bright side, we're saving way more money now since we only have to get one room, and one bed.

Also Grey Dog has found my posts, so if you see this, please tell Glow worm that I'll handle our laundry when we return so don't worry about it. Or you can just send this post to her, I don't care.

SnowyRaven__ ~ 1 system hr. ago ~ Got my hopes up with that second paragraph, I thought op was going to tell us she got her guts rearranged by dao user0763013 ~ 1 system hr. ago ~ HELLO??????????

Theyearspasson ~ 3 system hr. ago ~ can someone tag quietondeck, i need to see their reaction to this neow

TileGamer4ever ~ 2 system hr. ago ~ OP, you should've listened to me smh. easternskiesonamoonlitnight OP ~ 9 system hr.ago ~ You're right but to be fair, I'm stupid

GalacticBaseballer069 ~ 3 system hr. ago ~ OP IM BEGGING ILL LICK THE TOILETS CLEAN ILL TAKE OUT THE TRASH PLEASE TAKE ME IN

[wawataka]

as much as i LOVE the ending to mob psycho 100 (truly a beautiful way to wrap everything up) the one thing that bothers me most is shou’s character development

I think it’s specifically because of his lack of screen time and ONE trying to keep the manga 100 chapters long but he really shot himself in the foot with that. Mostly everyone was written well but I feel like he ran out of time to write everything he really wanted (remember that off handed remark about an esper awakening from Claws horrifying chambers? never brought up again). I feel like for the most part, every other character has a satisfying ending. It aligns with their goals. Serizawa finally feels like he is contributing good to society. Teru understands he isn’t special but hey, nobody is. Reigen isn’t alone anymore. Ritsu and Mob have come to accept Mob for who he is and have started the process of moving on from their trauma. Shou has… well he beat his father. but that wasn’t really him. That was Mob. He spent his whole life coming up with ways to get Toichiro to see some sense and in the end, it had to be someone else. Not him. Not his son. Do you think he ever moved on from that? Do you think he knows he has to? He can technically live his life “normally” now but can he? We can’t even know how he’s dealing with everything because he doesn’t show up in season three at all until like episode 11 (NOT counting the maid cafe scene although it was undeniably really funny). and the thing he takes away from his experience fighting Mob?

BROTHER THEY MADE A WHOLE SHOW ABOUT WHY YOU SHOULDN’T DO THAT. YOU’RE IN THAT SHOW. It almost feels like he’s going backwards??? Like I understand where he’s coming from, and for my own peace of mind i’ve been trying to think he meant it for like violence. but i cannot stop thinking of a Shou that quit using his powers entirely. i literally stopped typing this post and stared at the ceiling rn because of it. like i’m not crazy right?? i can’t be the only one who feels like something is missing about his character??? that CAN’T be what he walks away with

Also this might be a “and the curtains were blue” moment but i also want to talk about this omake

Yeah sure it’s devastating but then I actually started thinking about it. The title is called “Suzuki Shou 13 Years old.” Which is interesting to me because Shou was 12 almost the whole story. His birthday is in december (RIP). He turned 13 like just a month before the confession arc took place. The only thing i don’t know is if he has this dream before or after. I really hope it’s before because if he had this dream post confession arc then ouch???? ?? because if it’s after then that means he clearly hasn’t moved on from everything?? he’s still being haunted by his origin?? and we’re never gonna see him ever move on?? ONE i’m going to kill you and then kill you again make a shou spin off NEOW

[differentnerddiplomatopera]

ok work with me here, see my vision

*At Clytemnestra’s and Agamemnon’s house*

*Achilles and Patroclus open the door*

Patroclus: Hey, sorry we are late. We brought th-wait, where is everyone?

Achilles, chuckling: Don’t tell me we are actually early. Oh I am gonna-

Clytemnestra: KILL YOURSELF, YOU ASS!

Agamemnon: RIGHT BACK AT YOU SWEETIE!

(Incoherent Yelling)

Patroclus: What in the actual-

(Whispering) Menelaus: If you don’t get under here right now…

Achilles: Where are you, who was-

(Odysseus and Diomedes drag Achilles and Patroclus under the kitchen counter)

(Helen, Menelaus, Odysseus, Penelope, Diomedes, Hector, and Andromache are all hiding under the table)

Achilles: So why are we hiding under the table?

Diomedes: Do you not hear didgeridee and didgeridoo screaming and yelling like their chi-

Hector: Maybe we shouldn’t mention the “C” word right now.

Penelope: I swear if I never hear them argue again-

Helen: I need alcohol

Patroclus: Could someone-

Menelaus: Helen, no-

Patroclus: please tell us-

Helen: Alcohol, neow

Patroclus: Ok! Can someone explain what the fuck knuckles is going on with these two?

Odysseus: Of course darling. We found ourselves-

Diomedes: Ok, nope quick version. We came over for a house warning party, and in the middle of that-,

Odysseus: Cutting me off when I am trying speak. You know you can be a real bastard, right pet?

Diomedes: Bastard loves bastard, darling. Anyway, in the middle of that, Clytemnestra showed us a custom puzzle she made of their daughter. Very cute, very nice. Weirdly detailed. However Agamemnon has to be Agamemnon, and ruin good things in life. A tiktok account called ArtemisDares had a challenge to break something of your partners, something they loved to see their reaction. So Agamemnon made the asinine decision to break the puzzle she spent— how long did she say?

Penelope: She said “2 hours to find the perfect picture, 5 hours to put in her order because the commission site kept collapsing, and three days to put it together.” It was 2,000 pieces, and she was going to put it in a frame. I can’t even imagine..

Odysseus: Sweetheart, I-

Penelope: Yes I know you would never do that, you are leagues above him. We know this.

Diomedes: Do we?

Penelope: Not now darling. What can we do to-

*I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I MET YOU, YOU WHORE*

*IF I WAS EASY TO KILL, YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING PUSSY*

*OH I AM GONNA-*

“COME AT ME BITCH*

*More incoherent screams, breaking of glass, grunts of pain*

Hector: We need to stop them before Iphigenia grows up without her parents.

Andromache: Right. You can go first baby. Tell us how that works out.

Helen: Sometimes I just want rip out Agamemnon’s vocal chords, and shove them down his ass.

Diomedes: A capital choice. Would you like help?

Odysseus/Penelope: No.

Hector: Ok, ok, but we have to do something before we have to talk to the police about-

Iphigenia: Aunty Pen, what is a va-vacuous moron?

Achilles: ……

Patroclus: …….

Diomedes: …….

Odysseus: ………

Penelope: …..

Hector: …….

Andromache: ……

Helen: ……

Menelaus:……

Achilles: Ah shit.

Menelaus: Oh come on, Achilles

Penelope: Honey, how about we talk…outside?

Iphigenia: Why? Mommy and Daddy loudly talking is normal. They turn on the tv for me and loudly talk. Sometimes they forget to turn it on and I hear everything.

Odysseus: Ice cream. That is the only way to fix this. And a good therapist. Let’s start with ice cream

Diomedes: Ok, everyone we have to time this perfectly. I think we aren’t in the mood for taking sides. Everyone good?

(The group nods)

Diomedes: Ok…wait…NOW!

Agamemnon: Oh look, Hector would you-

Clytemnestra: Shut up, Helen please tell him-

Odysseus:sorrywearekidnappingtyourchildbecauseyoubotharetoxictoeverybodybyeeeeeeeeeeeee

*They make it out the door*

Iphigenia: sooooo, what is a vacu-vaco-

Penelope: Let’s just get ice cream ok honey?

Diomedes: Can’t wait to do this shit next year.

Achilles: Another housewarming party? They just got this one.

Helen: They also get run out of every neighborhood they stay in due to the noise complaints. Two months, max.

Achilles:

Patroclus:

Helen: Welcome to the family.

[tnoy-keraxis]

cym pulp musicals RIGHT NEOW . kisses you btw also

omg gayass okay I’m doing this for all episodes

samuel: @arbielikestrains for some reason I see that this character is a younger brother and I go “oh it’s arbie!” Can I tell you why? No.

rose: @ellaashmore fun but unhinged and will kill someone but in a chill way!!!

margaret: @pinksharknado the margaret cavendish ever!!!!! You captured her vibe perfectly in our first pulp reading you would also be the lighting team of course

john: you, you hopeless romantic prick (affectionate) <3 and also sea shanty but its us

ben: @notrichielipschitz you would strangle me if you weren’t Ben or Rose so take Ben <3

anna: @paranormaltheatrekid mutuals as of today but already your vibe

charles: @th3-3c0syst3m no brainer to me <3 you guys would decimate as charles

morgan: meeeeeeee :)

kal: @r0mannumerals how can it not be you???? This is your guy!!!

aj: @raspberrysmoon old gay man also Eddie chiplucky vibe in my heart

the traveler: @moonmoonthecrabking you would be the most lovely traveler fr!!! I think you would be very cool but also nice but be able to bring that fun viciousness she has <3

chester: @notrichielipschitz uh also you somehow??? have fun bullying yourself nerd

[to-fangirl-or-not-to-fangirl]

i need someone to make me a fic or fanart right neow where alastor makes husk fight angel but husk refuses to hurt him so alastor just fucking kills him and is like “you were useless anyway” and and (i need to see angel go Feral)

Y'all, we all basically know Alastor is gonna betray the Hotel Crew and the ANGST that comes with that will be awful, BUT IT'LL BE SO MUCH WORSE WHEN HUSK AND NIFFTY WILL BE FORCED TO BETRAY THE OTHERS TOO

[gayspock]

a lickle one

ok i mean it i'll be quiet neow this isnt a serious im being emo . its just my little genuine lets be realsies talk. like i think its just funny when every reason they give you not to kill yourself is something completely untrue or not at all founded. and it just drives the point home more. i think i remember once when i was gonna ya know at uni & the nurses were trying to make small talk or talk me down and asked me like ok darling but your degree... isnt that something... and its like mmhm yes. yep. the degree i fell into miserably the degree im not good at the degree i have no passion for the degree i picked cuz i sucked at everything else and miserably plough away at cuz i dont have much else. and then a change of pace. oh ybut you sound very smart. firstly im stupid so i shant save my sorry skin for that. but ironically not even with just that instance but with every fucker ever when they attempt to pull that fast one i think about ending it all tenfold . theres just some really sick irony in how every time im not listened or talked down to and then to patronisingly be called, like, smart. like you think im dumb enough to swallow a peanut butter encased pill, you think im that stupid. i'll kill you right now. and its funny that. that my life could hinge on something like that on being smart. like it would fucking matter. and idk. i i think its worse whenits not a nurse and its historically someone whos treated you like a fucking idiot. so what else is there. oh your parents would care. they wouldnt. oh you must have something youre looking forward to. i do not . oh then why are you alive. cuPRECISELY ARENT WE ON THE SAME PAGE (STARTS SHAKING THEM YBY THE SHOULDERS) WOULD I LIKE TO DO COLOURING WOULD I LIKE TO DO CRAFTS SOME MINDFULNESS EXERCISE THATS GENUINELY GOING TO MAKE ME VERY UPSET AND FREAK OUT CUZ THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME NO THE FUCK I WOULD NOT. I'LL KILL YOU SO BAD

[idiotshriek]

ohhhhhh whythefuck is t my check fully deposited. im going to actually kill myself in a very real way. someone send me $400 right now. if i have even one millionaire follower i need u toshow urself RIGHT NEOW

[fruitguitar]

i feel like the racism inside the riot grrrl movement isn't addressed enough

[boredandelusive]

TokyoRev React: Ep 16

Episode 16

12-13 and driving motorbikes? Are you serious? 

this makes my head spend. 50cc is the slowest thing I’ve heard of. I just know it from Mario Kart, and 50cc ticks me off

Mikey said what he said. don’t touch his shit

it ran out of gas... the grandma bike ran out of gas

SHUTCHA DAMN GAWKIN MOUFS

oh no, baki. oh no, darling. is this the start of his villain arc? He’s really defending the bike

he destroyed the bike? Why? Oh. 

why’d he stop at a birthday party?

what’s with the heart in the captions

“stealing is bad” but you’re a delinquent

so something must’ve gone wrong here for him to hold a grudge?

and a wrench for a hitting stick? So what’s- did Baji leave him there? Is that why he holds a grudge? Left him high and dry

does Baji have a brother? 

Shinichiro? OHHHHH, that’s gotta be a murder shot

that had to have killed him, a cranium hit like that does damage

OHHHHHHH. HE’S THE REASON SHINICHIRO DIED?!

OH SHIT! Welp. Don’t bite your fingernails now

how is it mikey’s fault you killed someone? WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS SHIT? HOW DOES THIS BECOME A GRUDGE

HUHHH? THEY BOTH GET arrested, obviously, but how does that end up with him having fault in this? What did he do?

Damn, explain your actions, right now. Right neow