#someone invent this pls

[autism-freaks]

Why must I have the idea but lack the knowledge required to build wearable cat ears that move in response to electrodes that pick up on tiny voluntary movements of the muscles that humans can use to wiggle their ears?

[naughtybg3confessions]

My rancid dick whispers to me: fuck, fuck, and fuck again. My ruined hole yearns to harvest all the cum in this world, and when this Bottom Urge calls, it possesses my whole being. Horny beyond repair, I know nothing besides this; I must resist this Bottom Urge, lest it consume my mind. I must discover what happened to me, and who I was. Before my twitching dick writes a tragedy in cum.

[str4wb3rriesz]

i wish the brown note was real, it could be such a good laxative id lose sm weight

[weird-bookworm]

5:17 ᴘᴍ

warning! mention of crying

soft.

that's the first thing you thought of as soon as your brain stopped malfunctioning. jeonghan's lips were soft, gentle against your own, like a sweet message he wanted to convey to you. the kiss was short, but it still left you breathless.

soft.

his expression was the same, full of adoration and love. your eyes saw it, even though you didn't really register it. you stared up at him with big eyes still full of surprise, and his eyes softened even more, as if it was possible.

soft.

the sand beneath you was warm, almost cozy. of course he had known about your wish to visit a beach, and of course he had made sure that your wish would come true. he might have been your boyfriend for only a month, but he had been your friend for longer.

soft.

the breeze gently caressed your skin. it blew from the ocean towards you and smelled like dreams. jeonghan's hair danced gently, as did yours, enjoying the breath of air and the raven of the sky. you saw him smile at you, and felt your heart skip a beat, the already erratic beating getting faster.

soft.

you thought of jeonghan. he was nothing but soft. his fond actions, his small smiles, the way he would tuck your hair behind your ear, the way he would pat your head after, the way he would hold you, the way he always let you cry on his shoulder, everything about him was soft.

and now you knew his kisses were the same— soft.

[nostalgia-tblr]

u know, once someone has pointed out the orientalism in most of fandom's depictions of jotun!loki you can never unsee it.

[tenwhiteandalusians]

pertaining to the idea of tenax’s band of strays i do think it’s touching that the kids are the ones who saved him and waited outside the door to make sure he’s okay. for all tenax claims to be harsh and cruel it’s a fine indicator of his character that the kids won’t rest without him and are there every time he’s in danger.

[rurinnfane]

This is the second Thursday in a row where I feel like I’m dragging myself towards the weekend covered in blood and dirt and yet I can’t quite identify one major reason why

[gunmetal-ring]

Tummy hurts but if I stop smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee I'll die

[beabeebeee]

Could an actual caraval actually happen with todays tech and stuff

[ugartecoco]

mou acting like my eczema and truly never going away

[thatoneluckybee]

WHY is there proship antiship discourse on my dash

[sarcastictissy]

Unsweetened, plain Greek yoghurt is a social construct and I will not expand on this

[lush-n-green]

"ember, my dear"- by me

there is a little coal, dark and heavy on my chest

She does not worship my hand, one that gives food,

She is regal, and confident,

She is too much for such a small thing,

She is ashenned, black fur palling,

She watches me from the fence post, a mocking,challenging spirit,

always present as i work,

She purrs out songs for me,

reminsent of birds she carried in her teeth,

i pet her, this creature of black puff,

and She blooms with content,

She will leave soon,

go pale and fragile,

so i take Her,

an ember still kindling,

to the edge of the trees,

we sit,autumn sun clinging to us,

She spews warmth out,

i spew tears,

and as if back to Her glory, the coal awakens,

maw opened, red like fire,

i am not to cry, She seems to hiss,

eyes of mine remain dry,as per wish

my wish is unanswered,

i wish to hold Her,

till her warmth is no more,

till her song is gone,

till the soft underneath my thumb rots away,

but She will leave,

royal, fading on Her own terms,

but its not now,

so She stays, this sunny autumn,

while i pray for the next with Her,

[pebblethief]

boooo: I have to go back to England tomorrow :((

yaaaay: just going back for 3 weeks to pack up all my stuff and bring it here :DDD

[n7viper]

I've been going to metal/hardcore shows for years now, but it's only been in the last year or so that I've seen some fairly serious injuries in pits. what's going on, y'all??

[thelastwarriornun]

Having one of those 4 different document tabs open at once kind of nights