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#tes#the elder scolls online#mannimarco#someone has to babygirlify him and that someone is me i guess#he would be sooo good at douyin makeup trends
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Why is the fandom so weird about Finn and Noah's appearences and body type? Finn is constantly get babygirlified in a false narrative bc people see him as 'soo gender' bc he is tall and slim, they even apply eating disorder to Mike? When there is nothing that points to that on the show (if you do not reach). Lets not act like it is not because of overfocusing on Finn's appearence. They are also so weird abt Noah, and it is just more uncomfortable due to him being gay. This overfocusing on someone's masculinity and not is so weird especially when people project it onto Will to erase his canonical gnc'ness when we know he has been shamed for being like that. And people getting weird because Noah has an ass? Like idk what to tell you but people are not in the wrong when theu draw Will as having a butt or as his canonical gnc portrayal. You (neutral you) are, in fact, making it weird by capitalizing on the butt aspect so much though or insisting on making him buff.
Overfamiliarity. Incredibly BORING definitions of what passes as OBVIOUSLY gay (☂️). Obsession with skinny white men who are tall and have visible lips and did 3 fashion shoots wearing high heels or long nails maybe. Wearing a cap backwards as being a sign of men men men men manly men men men. Idk. Conflating charACTORS. Even then using weird baselines for both. Purity culture. Taste or lack of it.
Calling Noah buff is like how in the 2000s anything above size 4 was considered big. N calling Finn the various things he's called is disrespectful to Harry Styles.
I dis/agree about the ED takes as they're not solely reliant on his physique. But they're not devoid of relying on those. I guess it depends whose justification you read. Matters not to me since I disagree with all.
Will having a butt is canon. They're giving him tight pants. The cast too have spoken about it. They gave him short shorts. I think it's their way of showing his flamboyance or preference towards not loose clothing unlike the other boys in his group and even the teens.
It's easy to make anything weird if you put your mind to it. And we know the fandom has an overactive imagination generally. But in ways antithetical to the supposed message of the show and hell even the legacy of Tumblr.
But freedom of expression enshrines freedom to bullshit. So here we are.
The reversal confuses me because I genuinely feel there is no sweeping intent tying all the people who partake in it. People do it cuz of Noah Finn weirdness. Or sometimes it's to kind of make byler feel more equal. Let's switch what's happened so far. So now Mike's the delicate one and the one pining while Will's the cool mofo slinging guns and tearing his shirts as he flexes to upturn a car. "Told you, physique!"
I would put more thought into it. But I'm not being paid enough or at all. N that's an area that's important to me but not top of the list.
Canon is superior simply cuz it's canon. It's superior even with its flaws and imperfections and bad execution and misplaced intentions and all that jazz. Because that's the only truth that can be debated upon.
Headcanons are their own thing and have fun go ham.
Fanon is rust. And we have seen it fucking up the fandom machinery. It basically checks a lot of the boxes to classify as orwellian. But it's a silly show so I feel silly saying it. But ya.
Just don't give a fuck. Be rude to people who are rude to you. Assert your dominance by pissing on bad takes. What do I tell you man? Fight fire with water.
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STARTER PROMPTS #1 || FROM TEXTS BETWEEN MY FRIENDS & I
" Look at him; a babygirlified man of great beauty. "
" Yo, give me happy thoughts about the dentist. "
" It's perfect for homoerotic hand-holding with the homies. "
" Pretty sure [she]'s in love with the orange man. "
" Privacy is disrespectful now, I guess. "
" Aren't these just stomachaches waiting to happen? "
" It?? Has a hole in it, though??? "
" Yes, yes. I'm so powerful that I hopped into your nightmare for comfort. "
" If [she]'s being a dick to you, I don't see a problem in reciprocating. "
" You go slay alone, I'm heading off to bed . "
" I forgot to keep talking . . . "
" This show and its fucking dialogue, man. "
" I'm pro-death. "
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" I'd believe anyone if they said they had a crush on someone they hate, ok? "
" Yes indeed, the more the merrier. Also the gayer the better. "
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