#someone complained that i dont have tags ahaha!!

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ranking of the betababies + 6 guests

les gooooo

I SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMEONE COMES AT ME I WONT BE ABLE TO DEFEND MYSELF AHAHAHAHAHA….so plz don’t 💀

@kennysboxergf tanku for tagging me ☺️

11. Gib

uuhh yeeh not my type. ahaha I’m sorry guys someone has to go last! in my defense I barely watch him like at all and I haven’t seen him more than like twice w the BetaSquad and I’ve seen him once in the sidemen so I really don’t know anything ab this guy…

10. Darkest

alr plz don’t come at me, ik he’s gone mad up here but I j don’t rlly see it, he’s super funny and I like him but w everyone else that I’m rating he’s gonna have to be 10th sadly…

9. Johnny

guys he’s mad fine 😔 mad mad fine, but I have to put him here, cause charisma counts for me, it rlly does and like…idrk how to feel. don’t come at me guysss ik he’s v slay, I love him. But 9 is the place.

8. Chunkz

a little low? maybe, maybe. I like me a big boy, but again w everyone else he gon have to go here gurl, v v sadly but still. I love Chunky tho. he looks rlly good in white/gray colors like fr, I also love it when he wears beige like the suit he wore a month ago.

7. Deji

I’ve been watching the Sidy Sides more and more recently aaaand-HEAR ME OUT, he kinda u know (heehee) he kinda fine. Plus he’s so funny, like he’s got MY little sister humor , maybe that’s why I like him sm. Like actually guys when he’s j sitting there and not screaming he looks rlly good.

6. AJ

I’m not gon lie he’s only low bc of the others, IK THIS IS MY CONSTANT EXCUSE BUT GUYS srsly, like he’s super yummy and idec that he’s short, but he’s still a little…low 😭

5. Filly

Now this is where it gets interesting, my top five are v interesting. Filly is so so soooo fine in my opinion. Charisma, face, body like I’ll close my eyes on the height part but I can’t even complain cause he’s still a lot taller than me. Like acc when I first saw him I was like “FINE FINE FINEEE!!!”

4. Sharky

Yeeee the ladies man. Honestly when I first started watching the BetaSquad I didn’t even like pay much attention to him ahaha it’s sad Ik, but now I acc see him. He is soooooo fffiinnneeeeee!!!! I luv u Sharky btw (putting that out there)

3. Harry Pinero

Now now now. “Lisa why is this fossil so high up on your list?” Guys I have a response. I rlly like his face. That’s it. Also I just DONT GET the hairline joke, like yes ok the sides are a little pushed back but why everyone pissing themselves over it? Like Id bully smth else other than his hair. Idk maybe it looks worse irl but to me I see nothin. Also do I even have to mention how funny he is?? Like ye he a menace on dating shows but that’s j for YouTube, for real I feel like he’s super chill and acc genuinely super fucking funny. And fine…a little old…but fineeee

2. Kenny

Uummm he’s the man of my dreams honestly. Good style, super hot, hot, very hot and did I mention hot? Like when I see a photo of him my phone just magically disappears into my left hand while my right hand just…uh…goes to do it’s own thing. I mean I post Kenny edits 24/7 because HE FINE FINE.

1. Niko

Are we surprised? Haha. No. Nikos leng. Mad. Fucking. Leng. Like if I ever see him irl ppl are LITERALLY gonna have to hold me back. Despite me switching (or trying) to a Kenny girly Niko will forever be in my heart (I’m still sad ab the gf now that it’s official) he’s tall, good face, good curly hair, long ass fingers, big ass hands (auntie walk but that okkaaaayy!!!! It’s cause he got a big booottyyy!!!! It’s gooooooood!!!!!)

[iamgrape]

Ai☆ D♡LL01

special tag for: @rozestears MINOR DNI.

As someone who lived sort of "Ai" less for years. That would could apply to you for not being kin to getting any robot or AI to assist you in daily life unlike most people.

And the fact you don't have a happy known love life or have a love life worth mentioning at all.

Yet your happy with how things are working on your life (such lies we goes through each days of denials).

But somehow a relative of yours who you never heard of, your grandpa. Seems to think otherwise.

*Slam

(More like he sees your situation as a good chances of experiment if you know any better) send a package to you to satisfy your "Ai" less life.

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"Hello HiMERU is greeting you"

You bewailed look at the person who particularly slam your door open without your permission.

A tall handsome young man with shoulder neck length long blue hair, emotionless Golden orbs and a soft smile that don't really reach his eyes.

He looks very human, a very handsome and good looking human. Yet he doesn't feel like one.

He looks at you from head to toe and seems to analyze you as the destined receiver.

He slowly approaches you and you unconsciously back away but his quick to grab hold of you by putting hands around your waist and behind your nape.

Your eyes widen as the alarm in your head keep buzzing.

"Ahm---" you tried to say something but cut off by his words and actions.

"HiMERU is very glad to have finally meet you..." He says before he lean in and kiss you. Such kiss was not a simple kiss as it slowly turn to some more. His tongue slowly invade your mouth as your were to shocked and mouth a gap for him to pray on.

You squirm as he as he suck on your tongue, and kissing you like no tomorrow, he kiss you for too long, you almost forget how to breath. When he finally break free from the kiss and looks at you again in the eye.

"Ah...ha..." Your face a is red mess, your breathing is heaved yet your eyes widen as he picks you up and toss you to your bed. "H-huh?! OI OI STOP RIGHT THERE!" you quickly try to crawl away but your right leg is grabbed and he pulled you to his side and caging you with arms and bed.

"Y-YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO DO ANYTHING FUNNY-- KYAAAA" you try to say but he effortlessly destroy your shirt with one pull of both of his hand, leaving you haft bare in front of him.

"I SAID STOPPPP--AHHHOWWW!!" you smack him across the face but instead of causing him pain, it's your palm that hurt like hell. It's like slapping something solid metal.

"Don't be scared, HiMERU will never hurt you. HiMERU is made to please you." He says as he held your arching hand and kiss it, somehow he seems equiped with that EZ healing techno gadget that could remove pain or wounds to anyone as the moment he kiss your hand, your hand no longer in pain.

"W-what kind of sick joke is that supposed to mean-" you says as you try to escape being under him but your lock in place. "I pretty sure I don't order a robot!" You added.

"Ahaha... How silly of you. You don't order HiMERU. HiMERU is especially made for you. Don't you like HiMERU features?" He says which made you look at him more and can't help but painfully agree.

Indeed he does pass your favorite things in a person. The seggsy voice, the handsome looks, tall and handsome -- oh wait you already said that.

"...I don't know what you mean." you dont dare meet his eyes.

He chuckle as his hand slowly went down to held one of your last set of decency protection to be fully nude.

Your eyes widen and held his hand and shaking your head.

"S-stop..." You mumble. Even through it's sort of hot being taken advantage by a very seggsy guy.

' WHO THE FUCK READ YOUR BROWSER HISTORY TO KNOW YOUR KINKS?!' you thought through you act powerless against him when he finally remove your last set of garments to left you with only your undies.

"Bro your seggsy and all but-- KYAAA!!" you try to slap his very touchy hands away when he pulled off your panty with a snap.

"THAT WAS NEW!!" you complained hatefully. But isn't that mad at least.

"But HiMERU thinks it's in the way." He simple says.

you tried to cover yourself. But he will have none of it as he held both hands and takes out a (1) secure ribbon and tied your hand together.

"...kinky... " You commented as you look at your very boy scouts worthy knot and ropemanship. Very amaze by how his well prepared.

Honestly, your taking this in so well. Maybe because it's been in your browser search lately and to experience it in real life is such a dream!

But of course you will never say that, to this robot face or else your face value will be lessen. You still have pride and you wanna act your part at least.

Speaking of pride. You look at this stranger who's still fully cloths, he was clicking something on the holograms screen (2)

"Well that's just unfair." you seems to mumble out loud as you accepted your fate (as if your not just in denial all this time) but then realized he is busy at something and tried to sneak away like worm, crawling away.

"HiMERU can't even hack security for a minute with you, trying to escape again." He quickly grab hold of your retreating form.

' His bare hand against your skin felt very human like. It's Crazy' you thought with a very concerning about how absorb scary a person can make a robot be human like to this intent.

Laying on your stomach, with your hand tied up and his hand securing held your waist from behind.

"--ack a what now--ahhhhnnnmmm..." You eyes widen when you realize what he means but his (seggsy long) fingers have found it's way to your crotch area and proceed to trace your hole teasingly before you felt vibration.

Sending chills and shudder to your whole body.

The sensation cause your head to be light headed and in cloud nine as he notice your relaxing against him and letting yourself be free(to openly be lewd) he start to insert one to three finger in to loosen you up, each time he pumps in and out in a speed that is increasing and vibration that made you almost see white.

"Hmmmnn...ahh..." You tried to suppress your moans but he seems to have none of it as the intensity become intense.

"HiMERU likes the sound you make. You shouldn't hide it." His husky voice whisper to your ears.

"H-hah....w-whaa....ah..." You wanted to make a comeback but start to squirm as you start to clench around his fingers as you saw spot in vision as you cum.

"Phrase one is successfully done..." He says as he look at you who still at the frenzy of your climax.

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Suddenly you realize something.

"Y-YOUR HACKING MY BROWSER HISTORY??" you realize what he meant earlier and somehow find embarrassed and straight to wack him with a pillow (that's very close to you) using your hand through it's tied up together.

"HOW DARE YOU HACK MY BROWSER HISTORY?!" You have one thing that would really trigger your fight response.

He seems taken back but he lets you smack him with a pillow as you lay on top of him.

"Tks. I am going to call the police--' before you could say more, you who's on top of him don't realize a very important thing.

Something seems to be poking your crotch..

And that your intruder seems to be remove his own garments covering him, when your out of with it earlier.

Holy moly he is pack! Damn your browser history is truly violently been intrude! Nothing left to be unseen! It's curse!

"Hmm~ " you stared at his odd blush in his (very very handsome) face, as his pupil slowly have a heart shape mark appear in them. His hand circle around your waist line

"Phrase two... HiMERU will now take my ai.." he giggle as if a switch just turn on in his mind. Maybe you hit him too much???

"Wha--- Ahh~hmmnnnnn~" you weren't able to say more when he slam your form, him entering you so deep as he lean in to kiss you in a passionate kiss as he finally have meet the person his made for and will do his destiny.

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Foot note

1. Secure ribbon: a ribbon use for bdsm or captivating people. It will not be untied even how much the captive tied to escape it. Only the person who tied it could untie it. It have finger print for security. Fancy

2. Gadget are now involved where we don't need to bring phones or etc anywhere. As long you have install it internally (yikes)

[baejax-the-great]

hello hope you dont mind the ask but i just wanted to say i found your patchilles fics last night and (as you can probably tell from my manic reblogs) i have really super been enjoying them!!! thank you so much for writing and sharing. i have very eagerly subscribed to Sports Divorce and Achilles Who Is A Sad Anachronistic Dog Someone Left In The Rain and am so excited to see what happens next.

Ahaha, thank you!! Your tags were so sweet!

Sports Divorce is a much pithier title than what I've been calling it (and by god are these men going to divorce). Gonna retitle my doc.

Funny you should call Ancient Achilles a dog-- you're not the only one who made the comparison:

“Ajax, he brought me a rabbit. A dead rabbit. Like a dog.” “Well, you love dogs, so I don’t really see the problem there.” “The problem is that he put a dead animal on my countertop.” “You complained about that rabbit eating everything in your garden all summer. He did you a favor.”

[baasama]

felix/annette, ref’d from AnnE (season 3) scenes ! (hi-res on ko-fi ✨)