#somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

[number1spongebobfan]

Shrek Recast Meme

Cast:

Scrooge McDuck (Ducktales) as Shrek

Mushu (Mulan) as Donkey

Goldie O' Glit (Ducktales) as Fiona

Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) as King Harold

Marge Simpson (The Simpsons) as Queen Lillian

Sprig Plantar (Amphibia) as Puss in Boots

Robbie Rotten (LazyTown) as Lord Farquaad

Sisu (Raya and the Last Dragon) as Dragon

Dark Laser (The Fairly Odd Parents) as Thelonius

Gaston (Beauty and the Beast) as Prince Charming

SpongeBob SquarePants as Gingy

Wolf W. Wolf (Hoodwinked) as Big Bad Wolf

Hazel, Posie, and Lavender (Little Charmers) as The Three Little Pigs

Shovel Knight as Sir Lancelot

Rumpelstiltskin (Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every Child) as himself

Max Thunderman (The Thundermans) as Pied Piper

Louie, Huey, and Webby (Ducktales) as Farkle, Fergus, and Felicia

I do not own this meme. All the credit belongs to Blaze-On-Fire

@iheartleopards @carebearsandkawaiistuff76

[m1shka-moon-bear-feelings]

It's not only Earth Day, but Shrek Day as well

@jstor is such an important part of my education, and not just because I found out about today being the 23rd shrekiversary through them (but also not not because of that...)

[deadscell]

i think about this specific shrek scene whenever i remind myself that dante said this to vergil.

[chirping-robyn]

caterpillar playing saxophone

[its-queenofthesilence]

Got bored again, made another character fusion. Kida x Lord Farquuad. He turned out more attractive than I wanted but whatever

[cauldronlakefiles]

oh my God

where is Alan going to Go (spoilers below)

His apartment and possessions have been sold/given out/auctioned off. Man's homeless. If he's declared legally undead then paparazzi is doing to drive him insane x2, gossip mongering about how he was in China, hiding from the cops and only came out when his wife was dead or some equally deranged theory. He wouldn't tell everyone "hi i was under the lake but I'm ok now 🙂 " because he would get committed for life. Technology has changed drastically since 2010. What is Minecraft. What is Instagram and SnapChat and TikTok. Why are these phones smart. What are the buttons in the car and how do you make it go vroom. President Trump? Who is Kony and why is he campaigning in 2012? Why did Brexit and how did it happen? Who is this "Harambe" and why is he "cringe?"

I don't think Alan can do it. I think he's just gonna stay in the lake. Easier than trying to figure out how to work a Samsung refrigerator. Who's couch is he going to sleep on? Saga and Casey are headed to Virginia, how the fuck is he getting back to NYC? Are they going to pack him in the back of a Subaru and introduce him to the family like a mangy dog they picked up from the pound. "Hi Logan, meet Alan. He's asthmatic and traumatized. Be nice, he doesn't know what a Switch is."

[dandeliicnsarchiived]

" Disclaimer to all my romantic partners that I'm shipped with, if it's hotter than normal and you see steam when we do the McNasty. It's not you....it's me. Call it a character flaw or some shit, i don't fuckin' know, ask M what the fuck is up with that."

LOUD GRUMBLES FROM M.

[jimunderscore]

It's sad to see some people be so hopeless of the future,

it is a reasonable outcome of current circumstances. Hope, Progressive, Belief is dead, and so when they see others who haven't given up they become upset at them. "Fools they are, don't understand the thing". I don't think scientists work on projects because of a belief in doom, they probably think that they will help people build a better future, guess it's a hard idea to imagine that other people have decided to not take the path of least resistance. Not to mention the basically otherworldly disposition towards academics, it's just a sad thing. If people tried, believed and actively fought for a better future, like many do right now. We might actually be in one.

[goofyrpmaniacs]

Z:……

R:……

Y: *outside* Some….

Y:…turn on the tv! I’m ready to watch me some age-appropriate programming!

Zekko belongs to @thatyakkofangirl

[cea-tide]

Me from 5 months ago what did they tell you? What did they tell you??

[peniswizard69]

Yeah I'm in STEM

Somebody once

Told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (W-w-wacko) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin The water's gettin' warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (All that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shooting stars… Somebody once asked, "Could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place" I said, "Yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change" Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (Go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gols) Only shootin' stars break the mold (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold

Engineering

Math

[spoontoof]

GUYS, MOUTH SOUNDS TURNS 10 TODAY HOLY SHIT I'M SO OLD

[faceglitchsworld]

Someone send help

[dandeliicnsarchiived]

Me: * trying to find a photo of Seonho ( @indigodreames ) for an edit, not comprehending how attractive this man is*

"He's such a dream~, how did I get so lucky"

[c00kietin]

W H A T

Hey this is the same guy btw