#somebody give me this plot?

[walkswastes]

you know it would be funny after all the discussions about vaultknight and vaultghoul is if Lucy just finds herself a nice surface dwelling girl and runs away with her. Just like her mom did.

[beanghostprincess]

Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

childhood friend!sugu vs childhood friend!toru

YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE .

thank you for saying this anon i’ve been thinking of it a lot actually. i’m morally and legally binded to choose childhood friend!sugu no matter what because he’s literally……. my favorite Ever. and i think the inherent devotion of the childhood friend trope blends soooo well with his natural devotion. his protective urges. etcetc. i have wayyyy too many thoughts about childhood friend!sugu 😭 but it mostly boils down to him wanting to be by your side forever. he wants to make you happy and he wants to protect you and he knows you so well that he doesn’t trust anyone else to love you like he can. he’s selfish and he wants you to lean on him more than he wants anything for himself.

childhood friend!toru though….. i feel like he would be your estranged childhood friend. that makes most sense to me :3 like, you met when you were really really young, and ended up playing together in an empty park. he was a brat, kind of quiet, and you were just sweet, y’know? you were the closest thing to a friend he had as a child. then you ended up moving away, he never got to say goodbye… and you meet again as adults. you don’t remember him — it was just so, so long ago — but he remembers you. he remembers you a little too well.

so now you just kinda have to deal with this tall, handsome, cheery man who keeps talking to you like you’re best friends even though you literally don’t remember him…. he’s sweet though. a little annoying, but sweet. he has a soft spot for you. i think having anything remotely close to a childhood friend makes him feel human in a way he can’t help but crave.

sooooo. overall!!! both are good :3 i will always be a childhood friend!sugu truther before anything else but childhood friend!toru has sm potential..

[lexygabe]

hiiiiii

here i am, polish supa strikas ex-writer from wattpad, who will publish some nonsense on this hellsite bcs i'm quirky like that

nico (💟💟💟💟💟💟) encouraged me to post this, so

[the-holy-ghosted]

i was about to ask "if i posted something self indulgent would youall be mad at me" but i think ive reached the end of vanity shame as well as reached a perfect audience for self indulgence. so. i dont think that matters

[hellaephemeral]

ppl trying to trick me into random fandom arguments that i don’t care about just because they felt like hating??? bro take your twitter bro arguments to twitter then tf is this my issue? get out of my comment section like huh 😭😭

[seaoftales]

This song is the only thing Lucci remembers from his childhood. His mother used to sing it to him as a lullaby every night before bedtime. He doesn't remember how she looks like, or what her voice sounds like, but he remembers the tune and the words.

And now imagine so many years later, he's on an undercover mission in a random town and passes by an equally random house, but hears this tune. He looks to the house, sees an older woman sitting outside in a rocking chair with her grandbaby, soothing them to have them stop crying, and the memories repressed for so long by Cipher Pol just hit him in a whiplash and he just breaks down then and there, remembering the face and the voice and everything else.

There's something really poetic in big, strong and dangerous men just breaking down in tears and I'm here for it.

[rachthechaosbi]

i read too many fantasy books i just read the new ones and go wow

read this before

and i haven't

unfortunately i have unkillable love for side characters syndrome so as much as the whole premise may be kinda halfway to shit and the main character is once again the most special ever and the lead is the same fifty shades of morally grey and bland hot i will still read the books and the sequels just so they don't kill off my new children

and then they do

[velaraffricate]

actually, I might have a decent idea for the isekai thing: I want the world switch to happen after a suicide attempt for sure, i've had this idea for a long time actually but never did much with it. maybe they were transported by the gods who took pity on them, and maybe during the course of the story they discover legends of this happening to other people too.

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

moral of the story from this mentorship discord: never let twitter bitches do a redditor's job

[causalitylinked]

"So... uhm... It's not what it looks like." An elf, practically about five foot tall with orange hair, is standing there with a squirrel-like creature in her hands. Earlier, it looked like she was in a HEAVY debate with the little rodent, but since now Aria got noticed, she smiled sheepishly and placed the animal down on the ground. "I was just, uh... I didn't agree with his politics." What is she TALKING about?? (For Herja, from Aria)

            unprompted asks. » always accepting!

    "Er... so in other words, I was merely envisioning you arguing with a chipmunk?" Herja soon questions, allowing utter bewilderment to seep through her tone. Honestly, considering her captain had managed to learn how to talk to animals after fighting off a bear of all things, it wasn't as if she would have a hard time believing this girl might have also been proficient at communicating with other critters. The moment she tries to explain herself further, however, Herja couldn't help but sweat-drop, for her words only left more questions than answers.

    "M-My apologies, milady, but I truly have no idea what you're talking about," she then admits, because she wasn't aware chipmunks could even get into politics the same way everyone else could, let alone have intricate conversations about them with what appeared to be a female goblin. "Nevertheless, I'm glad your squabble remains of little importance?"

@glorytoclorin

[grandmofftarkinsuggestions]

sometimes...... legends canon star wars..... is worse.

[dracharenae]

✹ — PLOTTING CALL

like this for for me to hop in your dms and plot with

you

[endlessummernight]

tbh i think it’s weird how everybody compares everything to hitler and the nazis. feel like we are far far too removed from this gigantic tragedy that happened less than 100 years ago

[mexashepot]

Shurik the chaotic bi disaster scientist is not what I had for my bingo for 2024 but I'm not complaining

[ashynfoxes]

How do people just….casually plan out stories? It’s so hard!! There’s SO many little details and things you’ve gotta connect and work out and make make sense. It’s such an overwhelming process, it feels like there is never ending things to figure out about my story.

Don’t get me wrong it’s FUN, it’s just also so ridiculously overwhelming as well