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havent posted art in a few days
#my art#bfdi#bfdia#bfdi coiny#coiny bfdi#bfdia coiny#coiny bfdia#bfdi pin#pin bfdi#bfdia pin#pin bfdia#somebody call The#coiny#pin#shitpost#shitpost art
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Interrupting my regularly scheduled Star Wars content to distribute some toxic yuri propaganda
#harrianthe#ianthe tridentarius#harrowhark nonagesimus#ianthe the first#harrow the ninth#htn spoilers#tw blood#tw nudity#Somebody once called ianthe “that nasty babe with the skeleton arm” and that’s the energy i tried to channel here#And yes she is checking out harrow’s ass while she bleeds out#What about it
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Jason: "Hey I need some help."
Dick: "Okay, wait a second, I'm getting another call. Hello?"
Tim: "Hey Dick, don't get mad, but I need your help with something."
Dick: "One second." *returns to earlier call* "What did you do?"
Jason: "Me? It's not always me, you know--"
Dick: "Sure Jay, hold up, I'm getting another call. Hello?"
Damian: "Batgirl and I require assistance, can we use your apartment for something?"
Dick: "What did Jason do?"
Damian: "...why are you asking about Jason?"
Dick: "Because... ugh, never mind. What did you do?"
Stephanie, in the background: "What? He never asks Tim all these questions."
Tim, muffled: "He asks me all the time."
Dick: "Wait a second, why the hell are all of you together?"
Jason: "We'll tell you but you gotta open the front door first."
#Oh man somebody remind me to post the explanation for this#Because I'm making it very far jn the past and ich werde vergessen#I just like making dick grayson's blood pressure go up#more stupid textposts#batfamily#personal#batfanon#dick grayson#roll call:#almost everyone#jason todd
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Actually obsessed with the idea of helping Simon take thrist traps of himself and cam videos.
He's hot, he's so damn hot and it should be evident enough from his audios going viral, his soft grunts and groans when he's deep in your cunt, all those filthy whispers meant for you making horny viewers out there touching their dripping holes and fisting their cock, but you knew how to spice it up even more, taking those black images with 'backshots with Mrs. Riley audio' and 'eating out Mrs. Riley' even further.
While you would love to put camera on his flushed out face, grunting as you moved your hips over his hard dick, throbbing and twitching inside your warm folds—fucking yourself in best illusion but infact it was Simon's grip on your waist doing most of the work, pumping you over his cock, milking dry— still a mask for him because Simon was yours, and the world wasn't good enough to see what you just could.
Setting the camera in front of him, his legs spread apart and unbuttoned shirt with his full abs and every hard muscle on display. His face hidden behind the mask but the lust, crave in his eyes as you moved around in lingerie was very much visible.
You start the live cam, crawling on your knees with the back of your head to camera, settling between his legs and hearing his breath getting heavy, ragged, and absolute catastrophe. Then with teeth opening that zipper, and Simon moans, his throat exposing with red lipstick perfect within every inch — they're about to hear real noises very soon.
Masterlist
#is somebody gonna match my freak#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#call of duty#ghost call of duty#cod#ghost cod#ghost x reader#cod smut#folkloregurl fics🪩
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Not made to last
#og bladerunner quote this time#somebody in my inbox asked for angst#here it is#ghost babygirl#call of duty#simon ghost riley#captain mactavish#john soap mactavish#call of duty modern warfare#cod mw2#cod ghost#cod soap#ghostsoap#soapghost#ghoap#09 ghost#09 soapghost#angst#tw blood
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Made fake screenshots for a role-play story I read way back when.
#wild kratts#martin kratt#chris kratt#asil and art#maybe I didn't dig deep enough but at some point even I have to call quits#I can't find it anywhere on the internet#all I have is the downloaded copy in a word document#if somebody knows what the heck I'm talking about please send me a link#I'd be so grateful#so yeah#at least you get the gut punch in picture form
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genuinely what the fuck is this. official f1 instagram account. what. i’m rattling my cage. gnawing gnashing etc.
#gabriella?? nico calls him gabriella??#what the fuck old man. what are you doing all that for.#something so fucking Wrong with them i’m going to throw up#also i’m going to talk about his face scrunch because. yeah.#and the noise. girl why are you groaning moaning etc about it.#and wait what the fuck i just noticed nico’s hand is. On His Crotch???#did they not know they were being filmed.#somebody let me out of this hell and possibly talk to hr#nico hülkenberg#nico hulkenberg#gabriel bortoleto#gabico#bortohulk#birdie-go posts
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anime new moon moodboard
#nightcore#i sadi that a pic on pinterest was ai & somebody said “no this is called ”windows 7“” & its still peeving me off#nostalgiacore#animecore#moecore#frutiger aero#dm for credit or removal#blue y2k#y2k#early 2010s#stamps#pixel graphics
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from: kevin, to: andrew
#this may seems like a weak baby kevin#but actually it’s just kevin knowing andrew is there when he needs him#and andrew never getting mad when he does#‘you came’ ‘you called’ etcetcetc#i just can’t forget that kevin needs somebody with him a lot of the time#and i imagine he panics sometimes when he can’t find andrew#he has anxiety okay#idk#kevin day#andrew minyard#aftg#all for the game#imagine this is once every like two months
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?????????????
i genuinely feel like im seeing things, this isnt real, right? nobody truly has this much mental dissonance that they would tag their post with both 'terfsafe' AND 'transgender', right? RIGHT?!??!?!?!?!
but yeah its the 'transandrobros' who are proto-terfs, totally
#transandrophobia#im not even angry im just stunned anybody could put these words together and think they're being coherent#the calling for transmascs deaths thing is kinda cringe tho#like how does somebody say this shit with their whole chest
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#og post#ok! to clarify: this is a joke! lets see if this breaks containment and somebody calls me a dumbass.
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beyond journey's end
#i have to make a bunch of prints cause im tabling in a week. godspeed#frieren#sousou no frieren#frieren: beyond journey's end#sigh i dont fw this one so much snymore but well. eh#Idk if ive ever posted frieren here. I like frieren. My friend frieren#<-hasnt kept up with the manga in months#Edit turns out inonly missed like ~6 chaoters bc its on haitus but damn that was a crazy 6 chaoters#i forgot i like übel and land a lot even though i couldnt remember lands name until somebody said it bc ubel just calls him megane. bye.
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A Shakespearean comedy of errors
bonus:
#ain't somebody gonna match my freak...#no hate to shippers! i think you can do whatever you want with nick and miles as long as its funny#i do personally enjoy them as ace and not necessarily romantically interested in each other but like. They're freaks about each other 4 sur#i also still haven't started apollo justice so if they're out of character IM SORRYYYYY#i'm the slowest gamer ever#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#apollo justice#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#naruhodo ryuichi#mitsurugi reiji#klavier gavin#athena cykes#ema skye#idk are you supposed to use ship names when tagging nonromantic iterations#i guess not#ace attorney comic#ace attorney fanart#the hardest thing about creating fan content before playng the apollo series is I don't know what they call Nick#bc they're adults they COULD call him nick but i'm guessing they don't bc japanese translation and honorifics?#i don't know what klavier calls nick. surely something snarky bc all prosecutors are required to be sassy to him by law#i should just play the game I KNOWWW I KNOW I KNOW#asexual phoenix wright#asexual miles edgeworth#asexual#my art
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You think Dale remembers Timmy? Also, does Timmy call Dale out for his neglect of Dev? I feel like after living with his parents neglect for so long, he wouldn't tolerate that bs
I like to think that he did! Though when it comes to Timmy calling him out for being a terrible father, I can think of four possible possibilities from worst to best outcome:
1) Dale straight up doesn't care as he sees Dev just as an "asset" to him and absolutely doesn't see anything wrong with that. ( I can see this outcome especially if the Dev clone theory is true ) That or he would always change the subject every time Timmy tries to bring out that problem.
2) Dale would tell Timmy that he didn't actually neglect Dev and did spend his time with him when he's less busy ( which is a lie and Timmy can obviously see that ) He probably would come up with more excuses like he already gives his son devices that give him everything he wants, which should be enough to take care of him for Dale.
Though I also can imagine him asking Timmy if he can take care of Dev while he's doing his own thing, which I guess is better than Dale asking Timmy if he wants Dale to hire a human babysitter for his son instead since the Au Pairs isn't good enough to provide care for Dev apparently.
3) Dale took Timmy's words about him being neglectful to his son and promised Timmy that he would try to fix that and be a better father......as long as Timmy is around them.
This causes Dale's relationship with Dev to be rather shallow than genuine, as clearly he's only doing this because of Timmy. Perhaps it would take a while until Dev realizes that as well and breaks his heart further.
4) Dale took Timmy's words to heart and ACTUALLY becomes a better father to Dev holyshit (delusional)
Either way, I can see Timmy being rightfully frustrated with how Dale treats his own son but can't really do much about it due to some reasons, like maybe it could jeopardize his career or maybe he couldn't see a positive outcome for that. He probably would bring Dev out with him sometimes when he could, and try to give him a childhood he couldn't have with his own dad.
#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#timmy turner#dale dimmadome#dev dimmadome#fop a new wish#fop#my art#fanart#Sorry for late answer btw aa#For me I would choose either scenario 2 or 3 that's most likely would happen if he did called Dale out about it#Dev deserves better istg#Future Timmy AU#I saw somebody in the prev post tags told me that I should put a tag for this au#Originally I wanna go for CASH MONEY MILLIONARE TIMMY TURNER as the name for this AU but I decided not too hshsjkl#I'm not good when comes to giving names I'm sorry-#asks#anonymous
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making my own post because nobody needs my bullshit on their post:
OP:
Reblog 1:
Reblog 2:
My response:
The IRA blogs were here and they were active and they were quite popular; their posting patterns did not match normal tumblr users (i was followed by lagonegirl and followed back only to be put off by the account reblogging the same five or ten posts every hour for a day before selecting another five or ten posts to reblog hourly the next day - it was clear engagement bait).
Tumblr has never been as transparent about these accounts as both Twitter and Facebook were, but several of the accounts had shared names across platforms and you can find a significant amount of data that was released by both facebook (ex: ads purchased by the IRA accounts) and twitter (over three million tweets from IRA accounts). Academic researchers have published papers on the data released from facebook and twitter. Several papers. So many papers. Soooooo many papers. We have a LOT of direct evidence that you can explore for yourself that there were hundreds (possibly thousands) of IRA accounts that were created on Facebook and Twitter. Of those accounts, some shared usernames across platforms, and of those accounts, a few had tumblr accounts that posted the same content on twitter and tumblr.
To quote a buzzfeed news article from the time:
The Russian-run Tumblr accounts used the same, or very similar, usernames as the account names contained on a list of confirmed IRA accounts Twitter submitted to congressional investigators. In some cases, the Tumblr and Twitter account has the same profile image or linked to each other in their bios. Some IRA Tumblrs and Twitter accounts also cross-promoted content between platforms, further linking them together.
Current tumblr user @ alwaysbewoke (who I don't want to tag because I'm sure he's got better things to do) is interviewed in that article and talks about following one of the blogs identified by tumblr as an IRA blog that had a matching account on twitter identified as an IRA account but unfollowing when the left-leaning blog supposedly run by a black creator started rooting for trump in the election.
Dr. Jonathan Albright is heavily quoted in the article; the data review he collaborated on is one of the only reviews of this subject that includes data from Tumblr and Reddit.
One of the claims that I've seen is that tumblr just deleted funny black people, but these were blogs with thousands of followers on tumblr who never recreated, never popped up on another social media site, never started a reddit account after getting banned; nobody ever showed up saying "hey this is 4mysquad, I got banned on tumblr and twitter, follow me to pillowfort". These very popular blogs got deleted and, as far as I know, nobody ever popped up claiming to be a person who was deleted - and it's not like tumblr users haven't figured out how to evade bans.
What you are doing when you make posts saying that the IRA accounts on tumblr never existed is *absolving tumblr of guilt for their utter lack of transparency.*
Tumblr is not the only tech company that has tried to fly under the radar as its larger counterparts face regular scrutiny in Congress and in the press. Earlier this month, Reddit revealed it too had deleted hundreds of accounts with ties to the Internet Research Agency. A WIRED investigation found more than a thousand links to Russian propaganda websites are still live on Reddit, and unearthed two suspicious accounts that Reddit immediately shut down.
So should you believe what Tumblr says? No, because Tumblr has been functionally fucking silent on this issue and the information about this subject aside from the list of blogs has come from the hard work of data scientists, journalists, and researchers.
(For the record; some of those bot accounts that were recorded by Dr. Albright also had Google+ accounts in 2017 - there is every possibility that they had myspace accounts).
Now, the reason that I'm popping onto this post as an annoyed anarchist is that I was tracking a similar group of blogs for a while and was discussing them and I stopped precisely because of the galaxy-brained liberals who are now trying to dunk on communists for criticizing electoralism. One of the people who was following my project was one of the ones who started calling out the "joe biden kills dogs" posts as disinfo and I realized they were using some of the guidelines I'd written up to "identify" misinformation and that is very a rock fucking stupid approach to what was clearly a leftist making jokes and was horrified and realized there was no way that I could continue documenting what I was documenting without someone attempting to call actual leftists russian bots.
I've seen the post that OP is referencing [it's one where someone makes a very obvious joke about the democrat presidential ticket and people jump on to call them a bot and then someone tries to do the "AI tell me a story" thing and OP is just like "I don't want to :(", proving that they are in fact a person and not an AI] and have deeply enjoyed the humor of watching liberals a) not understand a very, VERY obvious joke and b) become the unwitting butt of a joke they were trying to make, but also I am so exhausted by watching normie dems call leftists AI bots after years of watching normie dems call real live actual leftists who hold actual political views that real people actually have, like prison abolition, russian bots.
But I am also so fucking tired of left conspiracism and how stupid it sounds when leftists dismiss a preponderance of evidence that is easily accessible and publicly available for analysis as "lol so you just trust everything tumblr tells you?"
No, dipshit, learn to click a fucking link or twelve.
#because i have to clarify before somebody calls *me* a bot: i vote as harm reduction#I've voted in every presidential election since 2004#i voted dem in 2016 and 2020 even though i loathed the candidates for a number of reasons#so don't blue no matter who me#and maybe after the election try doing some jail support
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good omens the book, 1990: see, queen is so ubiquitous in london these days that if you leave a tape in a car for too long, it'll inevitably morph into a best of queen tape. which is why their megahits are playing in crowley's bentley all the time! isn't that a funny and topical joke?
good omens the show, 2019-2023: yeah crowley's car has a hands-free call system and also only plays cassette tapes. yeah it's whatever don't think about it. what's an incredibly earnest and passionate queen love song we can play during this scene where crowley tries urgently to reach aziraphale
#good omens#this is so funny to me. they have it's a hard life in s1e1 when he's trying to call aziraphale about armageddon#you're my best friend in s1e5 when he's racing to the bookshop to see him#good old-fashioned loverboy in s2e1 when he's racing to the bookshop to help aziraphale stay safe while hiding gabriel.#in the 90s it would've been a joke about how everywhere queen was. today it's just like. this gay loser's car knows about his crush#and deliberately plays cheesy classic love songs when he's going to see him to bug him about it#and he's just accepted it into his life. i love it#AND somebody to love after he's presumed aziraphale's dead! i know that was diegetic but the bentley WOULD. you know it would
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