#some1 teach me pls

[monkee-maniac]

monkees in evangelion

[sharkfinx]

What ya'll been using to snip threads in replies those days? 😳

[france-unofficial]

can you teach me how to mildly insult some1 in french pls like just insult the way i could still place /j after it and not be mean

-@evil-maryland

as a moderate beginner in french (aka my french tutor refuses to teach me curse words) I definitely wont be much of a help- @france-the-third I need your help w/ french curse words :D

[sugabambi]

some1 teach me how to drive pls i cant go anywhereeeee

[putrid-sex-machine]

idk abt u guys but the concept of being corrupted by someone, be that sexually or just socially is so fucking appealing to me oh my god. as some1 who was raised to be careful and sociable by my parents i want so badly to be taught how to be disgusting as possible. like, imagine u meet someone (a friend or romantic partner or smth) & they teach you how to do and where to find illegal drugs and shit, to master shoplifting, weird niche shit like how to extract & preserve bones from road kill, how to trespass in abandoned buildings undetected, how to suck dick, literally anything. they give u stick & pokes, cut your hair, give u piecings, basically every parents fear of a “bad influence”.

like pls get me hooked on nicotine & weed, keep me constantly covered in hickies, make me a sex addict, literally ruin me oh my god.

bonus points if it ties into forcemasc

[kittiestarr33]

some1 teach me how to use hair rollers properly pls

[lululimia]

can some1 teach me how to skate pls

[deklo]

can some1 teach me basic animation so i can make this scene pls pls pls pls

[yumenosakiacademy]

can i jus say tht teaching some1 tht they cant refuse things from ppl or say no bc tht's "rude" n "the world doesnt conform 2 them" rubs me the wrong fucking way. ppl shouldnt hav 2 always accept things thrust upon them. esp if they've expressed tht they dont like gifts n 2 pls dont get them anything ever, as respect is a two-way street n some1s boundaries should b kept in mind instead of ignored.

[chaerrywon]

maybe i should learn how to make those cool ass gifs and then fail miserably

[uchihawks]

[nedsleed]

❝ because... what we're about to attempt here? It isn't just... super hero stuff. It's political. and that means we either convince the ( world ) it's better off with us in it -- or we find ourselves at war... with e v e r y o n e . ❞

[soonseokboos]

🥺.

[fightwing]

[kisslvv]

tbh i feel like i have phases of being and funny and then being not funny

[szleepingrazorzz]

help ,-,

hey :P

I'm new to tumblr 8(

can some1 teach me how tingz work pls? >D