#some of you have only watched like 3 JD movies and it shows

[whois-jess]

Sugar mami

Rhea Ripley x Fem!Reader

•Mafia AU with Rhea as your sugar mami•

I was sat at home watching some show i found waiting around for Rhea. Since i don't work because Rhea said i am too pretty to work for some other man or woman, i get bored quickly and i have watched so many movies already plus i try to clean but the cleaner Rhea hired does it mostly.

I had Rheas dogs cuddling me as i watch Hangover 1,2 and 3, i pet Barrys head as his eyes shut Luna already asleep and Ryuk asleep on a bed somewhere when the door swings open i knew it was Rhea.

"Hey baby!" I smile getting up to hug her but i stop when i see blood "oh" was all i said and she smiled "bad man didn't pay Mami in time" she smirked taking her shirt off then i hug her "i do hate you killing babe" i frown looking up at her "i know baby its nasty business but its what Mami has to do to stay on top and as you know" she smile waiting for me to finish "Mamis always on top" i smile as she kissed my forehead "i got you something" she says waking to her blazer grabbing a small box handing it to me.

I open the box to a beautiful pair of earrings "oh my babe its beautiful" i smile at her as she smirks at me "had to get my princess something" she says tucking hair behind my ear "i wamt you to wear them tonight" she smiles at me "tonight?" I say confused "yes princess we have dinner with Damian, Dom, Finn and JD" she says and i remember her saying about it last week "oh my god i should get ready!" I says going to leave before turning back kissing Rheas cheek "thank you" i smile running to our room.

I run in our room which was bigger than most dashing to my walk in wardrobe Rhea got some people to install for me to put all my clothes in she made them build me my own room for jewelry and bags as well. I rush to fine something nice as this was a big dinner and Rhea liked when i dressed up, i found a black short dress and a necklace Rhea got me which was gold with our initials on it with diamonds i also put my rings on and bracelets.

"Ready!" I smile walking over in my black heels that match my dress "you look beautiful like normal, now car is ready" she smiles taking my hand kissing it while looking into my eyes "so do you" i smile looking at her sliver jewelry and suite, we walk to the car which had bodyguard car to drive beside us as Rhea was wanted and killing he for even me will put a man status even higher and people were power hungry.

We step into the car Rheas hand on my thigh as we drive through the night, i look at the pretty light and stars as we drive by streets almost empty. The car stop outside a fancy restaurant very busy looking "looks nice" i smile at Rhea as she helps me out "only for you princess" she smiles as we link our walking in her bodyguards following us in, we see a table with four men at "guys this is Y/n, Y/n this is Damian, Dom, Finn and JD" i smile at them "hi" i say and they l say hi back as Rhea helps me sit down and sits by me her hand once again on my thigh "get whatever you like princess" she whisper to me before talking to the guys about business and some threatening gangs when a man probably in his 30s walks over and Rhea attention is immediately on him "Mark" Rhea smiles at him and the man looks kind of scared "now Mark lets cut to the chase wheres my money huh Mark where is it my babys ring don't buy themselves" she says pulling me closer as i still look at this man who glaces at me "i don't have it.." Mark mumbles "Speak up i dont like mumbling" Rhea snaps "i don't have the money!" He says louder and Rhea chuckles and looks at Damian and Dom who get up and hold Mark "now now Mark this is the 4th week you know what i said" venom was dripping of every word "you can't say you have a family but i have my baby okay Mark. And your very late on payment" her glare never leaves this poor man "i just need one more week Miss Ripley i am close to enough" Rhea lets a breathy chuckle out "your lucky my princess is here or i would shoot you dead Mark but my baby doesn't like that stuff so thank her for you living another week." Mark lets out a breath he must of been holding in as she shows the gun she had on her "one more week Mark i can't being doing this forever" and with that Dom and Damian let Mark go and he rushes out the restaurant "baby he said he had a family" i say sad that kids could lose their dad "he has multiple baby, its his excuse he doesn't love them" She says her arms still around me and i feel less bad for him.

"So Y/n" Dom says "you want kids" he smiles at me and i see Rhea glaring at him "i do actually" i smile back "baby Rheas" he smirks and she kicks him under the table "i will still kill you Dom" she says and i look at her "a family would be nice" i smile and she smiles back "okay baby one day i will give you a family you want" she kisses my forehead before glaring at Dom who just smiles innocently "what drink babe" i look over the menu "blue lagoon" i smile and she takes my hand of course she says sending someone to get my drink "want your naiks done again baby" she says looking at them "yeah these are getting old" i admit "lets get them done together" she says as my drink come back and she gets a bodyguard to test it to make sure no poison was in it and was it got the clear i started to drink it "lets get some food" JD says and the rest agree "princess order first" Rhea says kissing my lips as i kiss back "we are here" Damian says and Rhea flips him off making me giggle.

[gordonstanheight]

masterlist of my f1 lists! :)

below can be found various playlists, letterboxd lists, and serializd lists of songs, movies, and tv shows that the drivers have discussed! they are all constant works in progress, and i always welcome help <3 i try to have sources for everything, especially the letterboxd lists!

honestly this is more of a passion side project to get recommendations for new medias than anything else LOL there's some really good hidden gems in here IMO

i also just really wanted it all in one place !! so without further ado --

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playlists:

‘: ☆ NR6! — sounds to make you feel like you can beat god himself in equal machinery

‘: ☆ SP11! — the mexican minister of defense and his sounds

‘: ☆ LH44! — what does a 7x wdc listen to?

‘: ☆ GR63! — background noise for powerpoint night (which is every night)

‘: ☆ CS55! — the sounds of a smooth operator

‘: ☆ CL16! — what it means to be il predestinato

‘: ☆ LN4! — to play for all occasions (becoming a dj, golf player, race car driver, twitch streamer)….

‘: ☆ LS18! — fortune favors the bold. המזל מעדיף את האמיצים

‘: ☆ SV5! — musik für den sonnenschein

‘: ☆ FA14! — what to put on when you’re conspiring el plan

‘: ☆ PG10! — this playlist was liked by pierre gasly

‘: ☆ E031! — what is estie bestie listening to?

‘: ☆ AA23! — tfw “we bought a zoo” is a movie about your life and also you just died (via appendicitis)

‘: ☆ YT22! — this is what plays softly over the speakers at yuki's restaurant

‘: ☆ ZG24! — how to get in the mood for a runway walk before a fashion show

‘: ☆ VB77! — what plays during cups of coffee and bike rides with the one you love

‘: ☆ MSC47! — what you'd listen to if you were a golden retriever turned into a human boy for a day

‘: ☆ KM20! — what is kmag listening to?

‘: ☆ MV33! — what plays in mad max’s head on loop during his casual sunday cruises as everyone else fights for their life

‘: ☆ DR3! — drs zone activated (daniel ricciardo supremacy)

‘: ☆ JD! — literal embodiment of :3

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film (letterboxd) lists:

': ♡ SP11! // no. 1 man on fire (2004) fan

': ♡ LH44! // official letterboxd top four: coming to america, trading places, six degrees of separation, scarface

': ♡ GR63! // no. 1 the gentlemen (2019) fan

': ♡ CS55! // average quentin tarantino fan

': ♡ CL16! // can't stop rewatching harry potter

': ♡ LN4! // class clown says he mostly just watches comedies i said oh i'm sure

': ♡ LS18! // filmbro taste with a bleeding heart

': ♡ SV5! // prefers films made before 2010

': ♡ FA14! // he doesn't like film or music apparently he just stares at a wall all day

': ♡ PG10! // currently rewatching harry potter with charles

': ♡ EO31! // always on that marvel grind

': ♡ AA23! // no jokes just his letterboxd would be insane

': ♡ YT22! // jason statham's biggest fan

': ♡ VB77! // this is literally just someone's dad

': ♡ MSC47! // what the letterboxd of a guy who is actually scared of the nun (2018) would look like

': ♡ KM20! // he just likes the shawshank redemption a lot

': ♡ MV33! // no. 1 fan of the hangover trilogy

': ♡ DR3! // unofficial letterboxd top four: dumb & dumber, friday night lights, ace ventura: pet detective, talladega nights

': ♡ JD! // no. 1 creed iii fan

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television (serializd) lists:

': ❀ SP11! ~~ dad taste real

': ❀ LH44! ~~ in his own words he doesn't really care to watch much tv so be disappointed but not surprised by his list

': ❀ GR63! ~~ sitcom type of guy

': ❀ CS55! ~~ grid king of binge watching like only one guy here would be on that grind during surgery

': ❀ CL16! ~~ he "doesn't have the patience" for a lot of tv but he likes to stay up with the trends

': ❀ LN4! ~~ mostly just watches what carlos recommends

': ❀ LS18! ~~ will always be seated for a sports docuseries

': ❀ SV5! ~~ not huge on tv but likes an easy watch

': ❀ FA14! ~~ dad taste and also his own freakin' show

': ❀ PG10! ~~ only watches the trends

': ❀ EO31! ~~ he likes to be thrilled and he likes to laugh

': ❀ VB77! ~~ recently likes two wheels more than four

': ❀ MSC47! ~~ tries to reject the trends, but sometimes they hit idk

': ❀ KM20! ~~ self-admittedly used to be more of a tv guy than he is these days

': ❀ MV33! ~~ loves a good action show

': ❀ DR3! ~~ his favorite hobby might be consuming media

': ❀ JD! ~~ outdoor adventures and romance

[pilferingapples]

tagged by @earthly-apples to list my Top Ten musicals! thank you!

these are not the 10 I think are Objectively the Best in the World, just 10 of the ones I like most, For Reasons , and in no particular order:

1-Les Miserables, just getting this one done and cleared away bc everyone knows it's gonna be here anyway XD I am very aware of the problems it has (especially with Cammack happening to it over the years) but I also think it's genuinely one of the best musicals ever made. The musical paralleling? incredible, honestly never have heard it equaled.

2- Paint Your Wagon, Movie Version Only: I cannot even START to talk about this masterpiece or we'll be here all day. Every character in it is a terrible person. It's got an absolutely canon throuple. Both Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin sing. They are both bad at it. A deconstructed Western without making a big deal out of it, with Manifest Destiny being a not-even-thinly-veiled name for some of the worst excesses of colonization. This show is so much smarter than people want it to be. I have to shut up or this section will become an essay but anyway Watch Paint Your Wagon. 3-Newsies, stage version only: nothing but nonstop pro-union slam hits! And the choreo , holy crap! don't love the mandatory romance (romance has never felt mandatorier) but I do love Katherine herself and also everything else about this show, I have it on loop in my playlists and in my heart <3

4-Pirates of Penzance: gotta have a G&S musical here and this is my fave fave of theirs :D 5- Little Shop of Horrors, movie OR play, pure fun faustian plant bargain :D 6- Hello Dolly :dgkhsdlgh many of these are. Not cheery. But this one is! Sometimes I just like a bit of marshmallow fluff! and all the songs in this one are so fun and I love the various Levels of romances in it. 7- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying -on the one hand this is such a simple and even cliché little comedy and on the other holy shit it's so cynical , I love it

8-Titanic-*gross sobbing noises* 9- One Bite- gad I feel so hipster going with "limited run local apocalypse comedy musical about zombies taking over the world as part of an alien plan to reclaim earth for the dinosaurs" but it's TRUE, I play this soundtrack for myself so much, and it was so fun to watch! 10- Ernest Shackleton Loves Me -who amongst us has not sought inspiration from the reconstructed version of historical figures they carry in their heart. WHO. ON THIS SIDE OF TUMBLR. Tell me it's you and I'll call you a liar. I have a zillion things to say about it and like ten people have watched it lmao , but it got me through the Worst Week and I love it forever.

Honorable mention to Repo Man , as a representative of all the shows I enjoy only small bits of. Good? Arguably No! But it DOES feature Zydrate, which as we all know, comes in a little glass vial.

ETA: I forgot to tag people! Tagging @pureanonofficial, @bewareofitalics, @wilwywaylan, @alicedrawslesmis, @himitsusentaiblog, @excessively-english-jd annnnd oh geez that's already so many!! Play along if you feel like it!

[torturecave]

Also same anon from last question and unrelated but why when we see poppy dress up at the start of TWT she isn't putting on any underwear yet she actually is wearing it in the movie lol (I didnt notice until I saw your gif) :P also what's the use of underwear when there's nothing there? Funsies?

Excuse me if my question is weird, I just had it in my mind ever since I saw that *runs away*

I feel like a scientist reporting my findings rn because I've been watching the movies in slow motion lately. The scene of her dress being put on is staged so that you cannot see her naked body, you only get the dress descending over her arms and then she is fully clothed, poof. My assumption is that between shower and dress, she put on panties, but they can't show you. Poppy's panties sliding up her legs onto her bare ass. Unlike, say, branch, putting on a diaper, which is for Funny Joek, the panties thing would feel too, lewd, so they cannot show you that.

(You must trust she has those lil blue panties under this shot.)

As for why underwear despite no bits... One must assume it's the same reason as wearing any clothes? As in, it's about fashion. Since trolls can just be nekkid, and many just Are, like glitter, classical, techno trolls etc... I imagine it's a preference.

Now, the part 2 of this... is that Band Together has basically confirmed to me that panties are still some sort of, salacious item, in this world, bc of Clay's thunderdrawers. JD makes him wear them for the live show, even though he is wearing pants on top of them, proving that like. The point, is, regardless if anyone can immediately see them, Knowing that Clay wears them is. Tantalizing or something, for the fans, since they advertise it as a feature of his. IG you have to assume that, sometimes the waistband peeks out and everyone fans their faces about it. kYaaa...

The part 3 is, because of the terrible later scene where we unleash Clay's thunderdrawers and they have, accumulated some sort of CURSED STINK... Underwear in this world can still get SMELLY... Branch even judges JD for keeping the drawers so, it's even 'weird' to hold onto them.

I also hate to be the guy to report this but, while JD spits out the lil stink ghost that flies into his mouth, Poppy does not. She keeps her cheeks puffed and holds it in her mouth.

and then she looks like this. about it. (Truly like seeing your dog eat something out of the trash, is how I feel about this.)

so. I suppose. Much like in our world, the way a fangirl would be rabid over some boyband member's underwear. the same works for in trolls world. It's still something like, darty and erotic in some manner. you have to just draw w/e conclusions from that you must.

[magicalrocketships]

I was tagged by @junkshop-disco! Thanks, pal.

Name: Mog

Sign: Capricorn

Time: 12:00

Last movie: From my position of horizontal under a blanket on the sofa yesterday, I watched Blake Lively be extremely hot in A Simple Favor. Big shout out to Freevee for cutting off the final scene half way through (when everything was being summed up), covering the entire screen with the next up options, and then automatically starting some other film so I missed the end and it wouldn't let me go back. Thanks to Wikipedia for telling me what happens in the final scene and the titles. Jazz hands.

Last show: Caught up on last week's Bake Off and Taskmaster yesterday (again from under a blanket). Love this Taskmaster group.

When I created this blog: 2010 I think 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Other blogs: feraldaniel, but only if you want the chaos of many untagged f1 pictures, which no one wants but me

Do I get asks/may you ask me something: ask me anything! I have some small!Max asks that are waiting for me to have a bit of energy to reply to (some of them are old, I'm sorry).

Average hours of sleep: if I could sleep through the night 95% of my life would better, I swear. I woke up at 3:50 this morning and barely got any more sleep. Trust me when I say the whole chronic illness/disability experience would be vastly improved by being able to fucking sleep through.

Instruments: I used to play cello and clarinet and I taught myself the piano, but not in years.

What I’m wearing: a Daniel hoodie and extremely warm cosy trousers (of the sort that do not leave the confines of the house). Hope the endless work meetings I'm in today are enjoying the Daniel show (I'm cold and nobody minds)

Dream job: I'm stealing JD's here: eccentric writer who also owns a secondhand record/book/knickknack shop.

But actually, I like my actual job. In general I get to do interesting data things, it does not steal any of my free time, and I just get to turn off my computer and not worry about it at the end of the day. Also they've been really good with the fucking abysmal state of my health over the last twelve months.

Tagging: @astorytotellyourfriends and @allwaswell16.

[simplywrong]

Thank you jd 🥺❤️ @formula-red

Name: simplywrong or Justyna (but I don't like it very much);

Sign: Leo ♌;

Time: 01:40 (can't sleep);

Favourite band/artist: I love too many to choose just one 😓 (it's Queen, it's always Queen, who am I kidding);

Last movie: Small part of Mamma Mia (before my mum fell asleep) and whole The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (I love this movie so much);

Last show: Hell's Kitchen and Top Gear (I watch unhealthy amount of TG);

When I created this blog: Can't really remember but a year or two ago (I was lurking around for longer);

What I post: Random posts, some F1, sometimes some movies, silly memes, (ugly) Photoshop works and GIFs from time to time;

Other blogs: Don't have any;

Do I get asks: from time to time from my lovely mutuals here (and I love them all <3);

Followers: Don't know, I don't check 😅 (I'm too scared to do so and it would only make me anxious);

Average hours of sleep: 3;

Instruments: I play littlest bit of guitar and ukulele, can do some keyboard and piano;

What I’m wearing: Dark blue - greyish, big T-Shirt with Stark family's emblem and "winter is coming" written in silver and white shorts with black stripes and head of Mickey Mouse in a Santa's hat (and two cute red buttons);

Job: Unemployed ('cause I'm useless and can't find a job) and studying, trying to become translator or journalist in the future;

Dream trip: I would love to go to Switzerland and climb the mountains or Japan and see the race at Suzuka (but I would enjoy simple trip to any place);

Favourite song atm: Valerie by Amy Winehouse (I'm in love with this song, and I can't stop listening to it)

Tagging (with no pressure): @spearmint-blue and @usersewis

[bite-back-in-anger]

The internet: Johnny Depp always plays the same character, and has no range.

Well... Benny and Joon, Finding Neverland, Black Mass, Public Enemies, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Chocolat, The Professor, Donnie Brasco, The Libertine, Secret Widow, Blow, and Platoon, all say hey

[zeppelin-and-unicorns]

Dear Zepp, I hope you're having a really good day/afternoon/night and I hope that school is not a burden for you:(.

I would like to ask for some fic reccomendations, do you know any fic where Jackie is pregnant? I really like the idea of Hyde and Jackie being parents, it's soooo cute and it warms my heart. I wish the show mentioned the idea of Hyde and Jackie having kids, I wonder how Hyde would react to that idea.

Well, that's my question, muchos besitos desde México❤🥰

PD: Have you saw or heard about a film called "Boy and the World" (O menino e o mundo). My teacher told us to watch that movie for homework and, boy, the amount of tears that my eyes spilled ugh, I could filled oceans with those tears:(. Beautiful work from brazilian cinema ♡

Awwn <3 I'm actually having a great day, and school's... Well, school, lol. It's exhausting but getting good grades is awesome, so it's worth it.

I love seeing Jackie and Hyde as parents more than anything, but unfortunately, there aren't a lot of fics that deal with Jackie being pregnant :( There are a few though, and I'll definitely list them to you!!

Multichapters:

A Veteran's Day Wedding by Our Midnight's Musings

Jackie and Hyde are finally getting tying the knot! The only problem? It's not going how they planned it- at all.

6 chapters, 12k words, WIP.

Babysteps by Aaliamad

After their Season 5 summer fling Jackie and Hyde agree to go their separate ways and keep their creepy and unnatural secret to themselves. All goes well until they have to explain to their friends that Jackie is having a baby...Hyde's baby. Amidst the fallout that ensues, Hyde & Jackie still have to prepare for parenthood and work out what they are to each other.

Not my favorite story (I don't tend to like stories where Jackie and Hyde break off their "fling"), but it's well-written, and it's kind of cute.

33 chapters, 147k words, incomplete.

Daddy's Home by Hyde's Bride

A terrible thing happened to Jackie, but it resulted in something great. Can it bring Jackie and Hyde back together? Set post season 8.

The baby is not Hyde's (biologically). This story deals with a very heavy subject (rape), please don't read it if it triggers you.

14 chapters, 39k words, complete.

Fatherhood by varietyofwords

The birth of Betsy and Kelso taking on the role of father has gotten Hyde thinking about fatherhood.

Not about Jackie being pregnant, but more about their journey through parenthood. It's honestly a beautiful story, 10/10.

6 chapters, 10k words, complete.

Season 8 redo by tanith75

A classic.Not a story about pregnancy, but Jackie and Hyde being parents is a major part of the storyline.

The chapters where Jackie's pregnant are actually my favorites, they're so funny, and so in-character. I just love this story so much!!

42 chapters, 293k words, incomplete.

(Jackie's pregnant in chapters 10-25).

That's My Baby by kezztip

This is a JH story with a twist instead of the wedding and baby being the happy ending, it's going to be the rocky start. All of you who love to watch Jackie outzen Hyde will be on board with this one.

A classic. One of the very few stories in this fandom that I consider to be perfect.

23 chapters, 68k words, complete.

The Birds and the Bees by c00kiefic

Pregnancies! Misunderstandings! Toilet Paper! A comedy of errors like you’ve never seen before, starring the characters from That 70’s Show! Will eventually be JH. JD friendship.

6 chapters, 22k words, incomplete.

One-shots:

Daughters by twentysevenseconds

"My daughter, the birth of my daughter, gave me life."

There's not a lot of pregnant Jackie in this story, but she is giving birth in it. But honestly, the reason why I adore this story so much is the friendship part. Eric and Donna's friendship with Jackie and Hyde in this is everything.

6k words.

In the Oven by nannygirl

Having moved into their new home, Jackie and Hyde invite Red and Kitty over for dinner and to share a surprise that's in the oven.

Just a extremely cute one-shot where Jackie and Hyde announce that they're pregnant to Red and Kitty. It melts me every time I read it.

3k words.

sighs in my sleep by finkpishnets

“Congratulations,” the nurse says, smile pulled too tight as she glances at Jackie’s unadorned hand.

Jackie wants to shrug it off — “My husband’s getting the ring engraved as an anniversary gift. Isn’t that just so romantic?” — but she can’t find the breath to let the lie trip off her tongue, even in the face of pity.

2k words.

Surprise, Surprise by poetdameron

Jackie has something important to say to Hyde. Future fic, Hyde/Jackie.

638 words.

PS: I've never seen "O Menino e o Mundo", but I've heard wonders about it! It's been on my list of "movies I've been meaning to watch" for a long time now, lol. Brazilian cinema is actually great, it sucks that we don't get enough recognition :( if you're interested, you should watch "Carandiru", "Cidade de Deus", "Central do Brasil", "Minha Mãe é uma Peça", and "Meu Nome Não é Johnny"! They're my favorites!

[nagdabbit]

oh dang if you could what would you say is a good "baby's first deathmatch"?

oooooo that's tough. like, i fuckin love a deathmatch, but i'll be first to admit that even i have an extremely limited scope of what i've seen compared to the true aficionados. i'll give you some options, and try to keep it to "easy to find on youtube", cuz i dunno what you usually watch or what you have access to.

1. if you are really, extremely new to the bloodier side of the sport: samoa joe vs necrobutcher.

i talk about this match a lot, it's like a rite of passage. it's not actually a deathmatch, but it is so, so insanely bloody, it still tops lists. two extremely large dudes attempting to kill each other and damn near succeeding. if you're not sure if the gore of deathmatches is for you, maybe start here. if you can handle watching blood literally spurt from necrobutcher's wounds like it's a practical effect in a horror movie, you'll be okay to start adding some weapons.

2. classic, and some of the first deathmatches i watched: anything terry funk vs atsushi onita, but specifically the seminal classic, the no rope exploding barbed wire timebomb deathmatch.

it's a classic for a reason, and it's a lot of people's first deathmatch for a reason. a masterpiece.

3. another classic, imho: combat toyoda vs megumi kudo, no rope electrified barbed wire deathmatch.

a great send off for toyoda, very fun and innovative for its time, and arguably one of fmw's best matches ever. not as outright bloody and gory as a lot i could—and will—name, but still unmissable. they went out there and really did something special. actually, this is an evergreen recommendation. just watch it, regardless of interest in deathmatch wrestling. it's just real fucking good.

4. i shoutout pro wrestling cinema a whole lot, but sometimes it's fun to just watch their recap music videos (which i still do a whole lot)

they're extremely pretty, for a start. everything in glorious, hi-def, slow motion. ever seen someone go through a pane of glass in slow motion? it's art. if you can't afford, or just don't want, to buy a bunch of gcw shows, it's a good starting place. i would highly suggest their nick gage vs rsp vid, which i still watch like once a week to get hype. other good ones: drew parker vs alex colon, gage vs mox, alex colon vs lucky 13. there's also literal baby's first deathmatch, nick gage vs matt cardona. for cardonas for forray into the hardcore, he really went for it. (also, some of those matches are probably on youtube in full in a non-official capacity)

5. another classic, because i'm reminiscing now. megumi kudo vs shark tsuchiya, another electrified no rope barbed wire deathmatch.

retirement matches simply make me feel a lot of emotions, this time it's kudo's retirement. it's fun, it's emotional, it's not nearly as much of a bloodbath and you might expect, but goddamn it, i love it. this feud is well worth looking up, too. it's like one of the biggest women's match draws in history, and i think it was only ousted by becky vs charlotte vs the transphobe. in the lead up to this match, shark set kudo's hair on fire.

6. speaking of. if you want to just dive right in, go big and all that: just type "czw tournament of death" and go to town

honestly, i can't name a whole lot of individual matches off the dome, but i have been known to simply let jesus take the wheel and autoplay tod for as long as possible. look for sick nic mondo, thumbtack jack, brain damage, gage, rsp, alex colon, masada matches. also, arguably one of the best, sickest matches i can remember: thumbtack jack vs jd hyde.

7. another "just jump right in" rec: iwa-mid south's queen of the deathmatch tournament. most specifically, mickie knuckles vs mayumi oazaki no rope barbed wire electrified light tube, fans bring the weapons, steel cage death match

the final of iwa-ms' first ever women's death match tournament (in 2006! took em long enough, jfc). just 7 minutes of pure, creative, brutal insanity. absolutely horrifying, but holy shit.

8. it's worth trying to find (or just buying. if you buy no other gcw shows, this one is extremely worth it) gcw's art of war games. nick gage, alex colon and sgc vs 44oh.

war games style match at its finest. just an absolute insane, bloody fucking sport fest. you can probably find this on youtube and i cannot stress enough how much you should.

9. if you you've watched any of aew's lights out/unsanctioned/street fights, you've had a good starter pack.

honestly, thunder rosa vs britt baker may not be a deathmatch in name, but it is in my heart. it hit the beats, the gore, the brutality. all it was missing was a light tube. if you watched that, you can jump into deathmatches and almost definitely be fine and dandy.

honorable mentions:

mercedes martinez vs lufisto from wsu' ultraviolent affairs. hard to find, i've only watched it once and i still think about it. mercedes and lufisto had some fucking wars. also, lufisto is just a goddamn legend.

anything bull nakano vs aja kong. two rivals who had some absolute bangers in the short years before nakano was forced to retire. highly recommend ajw's wrestlemarinpiad ii. a brutal fuckin hoss fight.

anything matt tremont. i haven't had coffee yet and have run out of steam and brain power, so i forgot to include any tremont matches. man is insane.

OH YEAH. i almost posted without including some all timers. gage vs g-raver 50,000 thumbtacks match. just a fun good time, love it. solid wrestling, a shitton of pokey bois, a real good time. would also add gage vs mance warner 100,000 thumbtacks match. so much fun, but i dunno if that one is on youtube

so, there is some kind of list for you. should give you a variety, at least, but some people probably know a lot more and have functioning brains currently, and might give you a better starter pack. i can at least confirm that these are all things i started my gf on when she started watching wrestling with me, so at least these have been tested

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Au list with basic descriptions:

1. Triplet trap - HDL are raised seperate and swap places to mess with their guardians, only to find out they’re brothers

2. Tiktok - the kids have tiktok

3. Sidekick Huey - Fenton agrees to let Huey become his sidekick, and Gyro makes Huey some gear

4. Highschool - Della, Donald, Fenton and Gyro highschool shenangains

5. Phineas and Ferb - Perry the Platypus is a secret agent in the DT universe

6. Genderbend - exactly what it says

7. Human - what it says

8. Witch and Raven - Webby is a witch with Lena as her raven familiar. They need to find help and defeat Magica

9. Hue-E - Wall-E Buey au!

10. Spiderwebbs - webby is a spider-person!!

11. Avengers - the avengers are replaced by Ducktales characters, but the au mainly focuses on HDLW + co

12. Next Gen - next generation au, you can find more info on @dtnextgenau

13. Castle McDuck - medieval au that focuses on Gos, a knight supposed to guard HDLW, and her crush on a witch in the forest sworn to protect magical creatures

14. Ghost House - HDL, Gosalyn and Boyd are ghosts in a house turned into a tourist attraction by the Sabrewings. Lena is a tour guide who can talk to ghosts, and Webby is a YouTuber who wants to catch a ghost on camera

15. Love Louie - Love, Simon Bouie au!

16. Feelings - in which the McDuck clan has powers that are highly based on their feelings

17. Apocalypse - zombie apocalypse au!!

18. Heroes - highschool au with the kids but HDLW have superpowers

19. Duckfalls - @duckfallsau

20. Over the Garden Wall - HDL take the place of Wirt and Greg

21. Pets - just an au where the kids all have pets

22. Pirate au (dewlet) - Webby and Violet are both pirate captains looking for a missing treasure

23. Youtubers - HDW are you tubers

24. Stranger Tales - Strangerthings au, self explanatory jsjsjs

25. Gos and Vi - Austin & Ally au, Gosalyn is Austin and Violet is Ally

26. Villain Webby - webby is raised by FOWL

27. Villain Violet - Magica manipulates Violet into doing what Lena failed to do

28. Villain Lena - Lena is a monster, quite literally, and Magica has better control over her

29. Cast Members - the kids work at disney

30. House Hunt - Fenro adopts HDLW after Donald dies in an accident. They have to find a house that suits them all

31. Dell&Webbs - Della comes back early and HDL never meet Scrooge and webby

32. Heathers - Heathers au with Lena as JD and Webby as Veronica

33. Octonauts - the Octonauts are hero’s in the DT universe

34. Moon twins - Donald gets stuck on the rocket with Della and they both get shot to the moon, Scrooge raises HDL

35. Moon Triplets - Selene is the triplets other parent and they have powers relating to the moon

36. Hero Dewlyn - Dewey is an ameture hero and Gosalyn became Quiverwing

37. Reversal Au - total character reversal au

38. Mark Beaks isn’t an asshole au - Mark is nice jsjdjd

39. HDLW Guardians of The Galaxy - HDLW and co are basically space Pirates and aliens and they’re p cool

40. Adult Guardians of the Galaxy - follows the movies

41. Kid Nation - go watch the show on YouTube and you’ll understand

42. BMC - BMC au,,, idk what to say here jsjsjs

43. Coraline - This one has been done a lot but yeah

44. Donald and the Phantoms - Julie and the Phantoms au, Donald is Julie

45. Huey and the Phantoms - same thing ^ but Huey is Julie

46. Tales of Duckburg - Tales of Arcadia au covering Trollhunters, 3 Below and Wizards

47. Sherlock au - fenro au, Gyro is Sherlock and Fenton is John

48. Invisible Sister - I’m gonna stop explaining ones based off movies lmao

49. HalloweenTown

50. Coffee shop - rare pair coffee shop au! The shop is run by husbands Duckworth and Scrooge and the rare pairs are either workers or customers

51. Monster au - Gyro accidentally turns everyone in the bin into monsters before a Halloween party

52. Triplet Age Swap - HDL realize they’ve been lied to about their age. Dewey is the oldest, Louie is the middle child, and Huey is the youngest

53. Kid Swap - the kids swap personalities

54. iZombie

55. Team Magic Band au - Team Magic starts a band to help Lena vent her worries and stress

56. Inheritance Au - HDLW inherit the company when Scrooge passes

57. Age Gap - Huey is 16, Dewey is 11, and Louie is 6

58. Umbrella Academy au

59. Voltron au

60. Alter Ego au - when the kids joke about one of their alter egos (Phooey, Kablooey, Zooey, etc) they appear

61. Elements au - the kids all have the ability to control an element

62. Dad Donald - Donald is the kids real dad and Della is just their aunt who gets lost in space

63. Welcome to Hell

64. Regular - no crazy adventures, just a normal boring family with normal issues like crushes and quarrels

65. Spiderduck - DT universe but Fenton is Spider-Man not Gizmoduck

66. Santa Scrooge - Scrooge is secretly Santa

67. She-Ra

68. Z Nation

69. 2D Gos - Gos from the original Dwd came through the portal on accident and is stuck in the DT17 universe

70. Locke & Key

71. Light Up - all the kids have light up shoes. Doesnt have a plot yet

72. Restaurant - Donald owns a restaurant and the kids work there

73. Spider-Wing - Gosalyn is a spider person

74. Spiderverse - my Spider-Man aus and @/stevenfallsvs spiderhuey au

75. Darkwing Gizmoduck swap - Drake is an intern working for Gyro and accidentally takes the Gizmosuit. Fenton is an actor who bases his hero persona off his childhood hero.

76. De Spell Sisters - Lena finds Violet as a baby and raises her as her sister under magicas watch

77. Teachers - Fenton and Gyro are CTE teachers at a highschool and their classes are always trying to set them up

78. Graveyard Shift - Violet and Lena work at a graveyard during college, and accidentally raise the ghosts of Webby, Fenton, Gyro, Della and Donald

79. Hollywood Arts - somewhat of a victorious au but actually not cause i just couldn’t think of a better name

80. Bolt

81. Polar Express

Thank you for reading that if you did, and if you ask for a description of one of my aus I’m just gonna link this post and the number it is on the list

!! List will be updated with each au !!

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You were nervous. Of course you saw your friends all the time, and you were particularly excited to see Suki (let's face it who wouldn't be) and everyone had picked 3 kickass movies to watch - and yet, the thing you were focusing on most? Some emo boy with a scar.

Even thinking of him that way felt so wrong. First of all, he deserved to be recognized as a person, and a sweet one at that. Second, his scar was not a defining feature. Maybe at first glance, yes, but for some reason his scar seemed... Endearing. It suited him, in a weird way.

But also, yes; you definitely had some type of feelings towards your coworker. That was definitely the reason for your nerves, as much as you hated to admit it. And Sokka's constant "subtle hints" (read: blatant matchmaking) were making your nerves ramp up even more.

At 7:15 you started freaking out - everyone was there except for him. Did he change his mind? Did he decide that you weren't worth his time? Did his girlfriend-which-he-probably-had convince him to go out on a date instead?

You were going to throw up.

"I am pathetic," you told Suki, who snorted in response.

"Yeah, pretty much." when you groaned at your friend's general unhelpfulness, she sighed and turned her full attention on you. "He has never been here before, right?"

"No..."

"Uh huh. He's probably stuck looking for parking or lost or something. Stop worrying, y/n, he will be here and he will enjoy himself."

With that, Suki turned her full attention to her dumbass of a boyfriend, and you got up to go into the kitchen for a soda. Once you got one, you were headed back to the living room when the doorbell rang. Your blood turned to ice in your veins, and you suddenly forgot how to breathe.

In that moment, you felt as stupid as ever. He was just some dumb guy who just so happened to capture your attention a little. So what? People had stupid crushes all the time - sometimes it went somewhere, sometimes it didn't. You put on your big girl panties, and went to answer the door.

Only to be struck dumb once more.

Shit.

He was wearing gray sweatpants and a fitted dark red sweater. He was holding a grocery bag and a takeaway tray with a bunch of cups from the JD. He looked good, mouthwateringly so.

"Hi, y/n," he greeted.

You blinked once before scolding yourself mentally. He's a freaking person, y/n, say something!

"Hi, Zuzu!"

Nailed it.

You grinned widely and stepped aside, allowing him into yours and Sokka's apartment.

"Sorry I'm late, parking was... Difficult," he smiled, and you looked at him apologetically.

"I should have warned you. And it's fine, you're here now, so we can get started! The others are in the living room."

You guided Zuko into the living room, where greetings and hugs were shared throughout the group. He gave everyone a cup of tea - apparently Iroh had a soft spot for the gaang.

"I have some drinks and snacks with me, mind if I go into the kitchen and borrow a bowl and a glass?" he asked politely after a while.

"No problem," Sokka piped up. "y/n can show you." He then proceeded to wink very animatedly at you, and you could feel your cheeks heating up.

"That I can," you agreed with an eye roll at your roommate. "Sorry about that idiot," you sighed once you and Zuko were in the kitchen.

"No worries," he smiled as he dug around in his grocery bag. "I've known him since high school; trust me when I say I know him."

You laughed a bit at that, handing him a bowl which he accepted without a pause. It gave you a weird feeling of domesticity, and you pushed down the butterflies that were battling their way out. Instead of swooning, you grabbed a glass and poured one of his drinks for him, while he put the other ones he brought into the fridge. You couldn't help but smile to yourself.

"Alright, movie time!" you said, clapping your hands together before leading him out of the room.

In the living room, everyone were spread out everywhere. Katara and Aang were sharing a love seat, Sokka and Suki were taking up a whole-ass couch and Toph was sitting on the floor, leaving Zuko and you the other love seat as your only option. The small one, might you add. You glowered at everyone, but they all just smirked back (except for Toph, who was oblivious).

"Oh," Zuko murmured, his cheeks tinged a light pink that might just be your new favorite color.

"It's fine," you started, "I can sit on the floor."

"No, you don't have to - there's enough room for both of us," Zuko protested, and you smiled, unsure.

"I don't want to make you uncomfortable," you mumbled, your cheeks heating up again.

"Oh my god, just share the damn seat. I want to listen to a movie," Toph groaned. Yep, definitely blushing now.

Everyone laughed, and you glared at them as you and Zuko sat down on the couch. Sokka started the movie - Aladdin, the remake from 2019.

~*~

"That was a good movie," Aang praised happily as the movie ended.

"It was alright," Zuko agreed as everyone began to stretch. "So, what happens now?"

You gazed at him, not that you had much choice since your brain hadn't been able to focus on anything but him throughout the entire movie. Somewhere in the middle of the movie, you had repositioned to stretch out your legs. You hadn't thought about where you put them, though, and had ended up with them partially over his lap. You started to pull away immediately, but Zuko had just grabbed your legs like it was the most natural thing in the world and draped them over his lap. Needless to say, Sokka had been smirking. Bastard.

"Now we take a fifteen minute break, talk some shit, get some drinks, go to the bathroom, and then we watch another movie. Frozen is up next, right?" Suki answered, to which you ripped your eyes away from Zuko to nod.

Zuko looked over at you and smiled, saying, "I think I'm good here."

You practically died.

TEAMWORK | part 5

A/N: Since you guys asked me to, I wrote out the whole movie night! Hope you guys enjoy it, even though my writing is kinda shit lol. This is also the last one I will post before Christmas, HOWEVER I am from Sweden, so I celebrate with family and stuff the 24th, so I will probably have the next part up on the 25th (don't quote me on that tho). I really hope you guys enjoy it! Lmk if you want to be on the taglist :) love youuuuuuu <3

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To Anon

Question:  Yeolmaes hate baekhyun mostly because his stans are the ones sending most hate to chanyeol and baekhyun never said anything about it, instead he kinda validated their feelings by not showing up to the box premiere, avoiding mentioning him at all costs and straight up saying he doesnt like musical movies Understand that yeolmaes have to deal with hundreds of hate messages written in Korean everyday and they are at a breaking point considering most of them come from bbh’s own fans How is it possible to like chanyeol and baekhyun at the same time in a situation like this? Do you even take chanyeol feelings into consideration? No? Not even once? He has to deal with thousands of nasty comments coming from bbh fanbase while bbh comes on Twitter reminding them how cute they are and how much he loves them If you cbkists choose to ignore this and baekhyun is actually in a relationship with Pcy it just means that you all couldn’t give less of a shit about chanyeol as a person with feelings and are just a bunch of selfish pricks

Answer: Anon...sighs you can't see something from one point of view only really, but it's okay i get you, ok so let us talk about this one by one: 1. You said: Yeolmaes hate baekhyun the most because his stans are the ones sending most hate to chanyeol and baekhyun never say anything about it -When you perceive the assumption that baekhyun stans hate chanyeol the most, did u believe it right or did u question it, like why its baekhyun stans, if its true then since when they started hating chanyeol, and why do they hate chanyeol, does their reason make sense or its just stupid like how other bbhls who hate other exo members too (for example some bbhls hate jd bcs both are main vocalists and they think jd is stealing bh's spot as a vocalist) -But at the same time, we cant find the exact number that would proof that bbhls are the ones who hate chanyeol the most, we only can see what twitter shows us, and it happened to me too that i see bbhls throw hate to chanyeol the most -But at the same time too, I've been seeing yeolmaes who throw hate at baekhyun too since years ago without me knowing the reason why they do that, and I keep questioning it everytime why yeolmaes suddenly started hating baekhyun so bad, when did it start -AND at the same time too, I've been seeing other exo member stans throwing hate to either baekhyun or chanyeol -But my twitter algorithm is the same as you anon, it shows that bbhls hate chanyeol the most and yeolmaes hate baekhyun the most, so I do often make the assumption that bbhls and yeolmaes are always on each other's throat -But yet again, I don't know who started hating the first time, is it bbhls, is it yeolmaes, and why they did that -This knowledge is unknown to me so based on this, to me the most right way is to think that both sides are wrong because hating is always the worse way to deal with things, the fact that we know is chanyeol and baekhyun are good friends they are always there for each other, usually when ppl see im saying this they will say its fake and its fan service, but people can choose to not see what they dont wanna see, so the easiest proofs to prove that chanyeol and baekhyun are good friends is one chanyeol is the only member in exo that baekhyun wished happy birthday on his instagram, two both of them support each other for candy and 1 billion views by coming to the mv bts, three baekhyun and chanyeol go to vocal lessons together, four chanyeol had taken a photo with all of baekhyun's bucheon friends before so in that photo baekhyun, chanyeol, and baekhyun's bucheon friends (istg if people see these as fan service then it doesnt make sense right?)

Before we go to the next thing, I have this assumption that chanyeol and baekhyun are two members that have the highest popularity in sk, either they are the top 3 or top 4, and my reason is bcs everytime there are individual album/photobook covers sold offline, their individual covers sold out the fastest, everytime, even with nature republic stuffs, ok so there's this possibility that we keep seeing yeolmaes and bbhls on each other's throat everytime bcs well both of them are two of the most popular exo members in SK (i mean even in china, chanyeol and baekhyun are the most popular members with sehun, there's data for this)

2. You said: Baekhyun never say anything about this, he kinda "validated their feelings by not showing up to the box premiere and voiding mentioning him at all costs and straight up saying he doesnt like musical movies"

-First of all, let's look at a bigger picture, is there any idol in the k-industry like ANY IDOL that ever said to their fans "guys don't say that to my member" IS THERE. ANY.? what I know is: there is none, none at all zero zip nothing, and if there's at least one or two idols, then its just one or two idols right -And thats it anon, thats just about it, idols dont have the absolute freedom of speech, they never do, and its hurting them all of them, all they can say is: "I love EXO, I miss EXO members the most, EXO is my home" and most solo stans who see that will just say "its bs" yet solo stans are also asking for proofs that the members relationship are fine -None of these kpop idols ever say anything about hate speech from their fans that are thrown to their friends/bandmates, and this kind of thing happens in every fandom anon, not just chanyeol and baekhyun, it's just how korean entertainment industry is, idols never have the ultimate freedom to say or do anything

3. Not showing up to the box premiere, avoiding mentioning him, saying he doesnt like musical movies -That not showing up to the box premiere really changed the way you think huh anon, yeah I think that event also changed many yeolmaes' perspectives sighs okay, not showing up to the box premiere is like a very open information we can easily see it from one tweet that didnt mention baekhyun name during that event -BUT for other cases "avoid mentioning him" and "saying he doesnt like musical movies" is not a very open information, by this i mean u have to read alllll of the things baekhyun say, look at the trans for all of his vlives/shows/etc, read the whole trans for baekhyun's last vlive before he goes to the military, so u or other yeolmaes after that situation are either trying to "search for baekhyun's act or words that deny fans opinion about how they hate each other" bcs u still "have hope in baekhyun" or "search for baekhyun's act or words that support my perspective about how he hates chanyeol and never defend cy from bbhls" -"Validate their feelings" how? once again, it's just what bbhls think, did baekhyun do and say all of that because well "his motive is to support bbhls that hate chanyeol" and who are you, who are we to say that, are we our bias? can we go inside their minds and goes aha! this is why they do this and that! well no. because once again thats the entertainment industry, the chances for idols to "explain" all of the bad situations esp when its about how their fans act, is very veryyy low, or like the chance is even minus

-We are just fans who watch them on cam, without knowing what's on their mind or what is everything they are going through behind the camera, we know nothing, all of our opinions are just perspective that our mind created that turned into assumptions, we could never know the truth because kpop industry prevents their artist from showing the truths that may "hurt" people, who actually deserve to be hurt, but those people are the "money makers" for the company, it's bad it's toxic it's awful that just bcs they have to "maintain the money makers" idols can never get that freedom -Same goes with baekhyun, gdi we dont know him, we really really dont know him, his mind, his motives and reasons for his actions, who are we to judge him and call him selfish? -But what we know is baekhyun helping to defend chanyeol when that fake rumor was spreading by tweeting the mosquito thing, what we know is baekhyun and chanyeol doing their choreo for DFTF together that was practiced since early 2021 until before they enlist, what we know is baekhyun saying chanyeol he's fine when fans asked on japanese fansign, what we know is them still doing vocal lessons together, going to vocal lesson tgt too on march after the box premiere (bcs chanyeol's hair was grey in the vlog) before they enlist, what we know is baekhyun loving and singing "tomorrow" tgt with chanyeol, so what we know is they keep spending time with each other as bandmates and friends 

"do you ever take chanyeol's feeling into consideration, you all couldnt give less of a shit about chanyeol as person with feelings and are just a bunch of selfish pricks" 1. Baekhyun tweeting that mosquito tweet to defend chanyeol -Responses>> People went: oh he's just defending himself, he's being selfish once again, he doesnt care about chanyeol 2. Baekhyun answering fans question about chanyeol's condition -Responses>> No one translated this after few days OP has translated Original post Jan 29: https://twitter.com/tomo_exo/status/1355177834185064451?s=20 First ever translation on FEB 13 (AND FROM A CBKIST): https://twitter.com/NTH_2705/status/1360626904756228096?s=20 Also this cbkist isnt always active translating, I know her, she's not on Twitter as much as other trans account and she doesnt understand japanese, so she actually found the post on weibo and translated it from chinese thats why it was translated 2 weeks after, but before her? does ANY account translate this? well no. 3. Baekhyun and Chanyeol doing choreo in DFTF tgt -No BTS, no anything from SM, people who hate seeing them tgt can ignore easily, chanbaek stans can only watch the part over and over 4. Baekhyun and Chanyeol practicing their hitting the woah part in just usual mv -Again no one commented about this, except chanbaek stans bcs this is easily ignored 5. Lesson With Baekhyun -Responses>> yeolmaes went "chanyeol don't do this, chanyeol im not watching this, chanyeol what are you doing, i want chanyeol only, oh god why is chanyeol with him again, chanyeol is feeding chanbaekist, his fans (bbhls) gonna come at us again, fuck this im not watching" and bbhls went "the translation is wrong look theyre trying to sabotage bbh" and yeolmaes replied with "good for him haha, ya serves him right for being selfish" and also "why is it always chanyeol who does this kind of thing and never baekhyun? oh right because hes selfish hes sm golden boy he never gonna do this bcs his channel is own by SM" "look he promoted kyoongtube even in the nng" "look SM posted kyoongtube but not NNG u can see whos the mistreated one him"

All of those 5 things I mentioned, even tho some are small things....they got mostly negative responses from yeolmaes and bbhls who are not cbkist dont they? The things that prove chanyeol and baekhyun are always there for each other and they are bandmates, true friends, nothing change between them And yet, what did bbhls and yeolmaes do? Throw negative shits and comments to those things, esp Lesson With Baekhyun, and until now still hate Baekhyun... when Lesson With Baekhyun, is a vlog recorded by Chanyeol alone, he taped his phone in the car, he added Candy MV BTS with Baekhyun calling him "chanyeol ah" and baekhyun smiling while holding the food, a vlog where he praised baekhyun's vocals, prepared playlist for him, sing tomorrow together with him, laughing during their vocal lesson, and just...doing things tgt

And yet people still call it a fanservice? feeding chanbaekist? baekhyun is still selfish? when chanyeol worked hard preparing that vlog, providing it for us, baekhyun and chanyeol practicing their part tgt for DFTF, baekhyun tweeting the mosquito tweet

When Chanyeol and Baekhyun have done so many things together, after the fake rumor, after the box premiere, proving they are still good friends... so do you even take chanyeol's feelings into consideration? oh wait not just feelings, his efforts, his time, him uploading to NNG about him hanging out with Baekhyun, have you ever take that to consideration? or just ignore all those facts because "whatever i still hate baekhyun" 

So two options: 1. Hating and keep hating and telling others selfish because yall hate the fact that baekhyun never do this and that, that yall wanted him to do, but actually we don't know the reason why, we just don't know anything at all, accept assumptions that "baekhyun validated fans feeling" and thats according to you, your mind, your perspective, oh wait... it's all about you? 2. Know and accept and support and love, chanyeol and baekhyun's friendship, because thats what we know, thats what themselves say to us, thats what themselves been doing, accepting the fact that "chanyeol and baekhyun are good friends" and know we are not in the position to turn the friendship into bad relationship bcs what? bcs it comes from chanyeol and baekhyun themselves, not yeolmaes, not bbhls, not even exols, and so be a fan that know chanyeol and baekhyun have good relationship, keep reporting bbhls who said bad things about cy and vice versa, bcs what? we never want chanyeol to see that after lesson with baekhyun, apparently his "fans" still think baekhyun, his best friend and bandmate, is still a selfish person who doesnt care about chanyeol, so chanyeol is happy that we know and appreciate his relationship with baekhyun, with exo members because we care about chanyeol's feelings, because we trust his actions, his words, and we love everything he does, and also we love everyone around chanyeol that he loves

So choose... and last thing, are social media and on cam interactions, are enough to "measure" a group of people's relationships, so if your best friend never post any picture of you on their instagram and never tell stories about you to other people who well, actually are also strangers, living thousand miles away from you and your best friend, then it's okay for those strangers to say that your best friend hates you? avoiding to be affiliated with you? a selfish person? Have people ever think that it's tiring that just because you're a celebrity, you have to show everything, including minds, feelings, emotions, actions, personal reasons, to your fans? For them to be validated? And for them to turn into facts? Well, at least for me, the things I don't know then I don't know, I don't have the right to judge, and the things I know, especially positive things, that came from my own idols, that's what I'm holding on, that's what I support. *extra note: exo members always call us as EXO-Ls, not bbhls, not yeolmaes, not anyone, but EXO-Ls, so when they say they love us, "loved ones" are those who say themselves are EXO-Ls, who loves EXO as 9 members, because that's the fact

Have a good day anon, stay safe and healthy, God bless you, spread love and not hate

[chibsytelford]

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Anon requested //  I’ll only send three today hehe - it’s just so hard when Ez/JD is so pretty and amazing and loveable!!!!! Can I please ask for this last one “ “This is the person that took everything from me and I can’t let them take you too.” because he just makes me feel so soft *sigh* and //  Second; I love chibs and Soa too!! And it makes me crave an Ez x badass S/O fic!! “You could have gotten yourself killed!” “But.. I didn’t?” With a reader that is Samcro/Mayans or at least, badass enough to not take shit from people! Maybe it was reckless to save him or protect his brother!!!! Or to protect samcro?!? Please and thanks so much! 

Authors Note - Firstly let’s just pretend that Marisol was killed by this man in this fic and not Happy. Secondly - I mashed 2 requests together because I felt like they fitted perfectly. And thirdly - thanks to the anon for requesting - I hope I did EZ and your requests justice!

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Growing up with older brothers and cousins was a blessing. It meant you could fight by the time you were a teenager and stick up for yourself. You were what Ezekiel Reyes called a “badass”. You met EZ 2 years ago now. You popped into his father’s butcher shop for some meat and you literally bumped into EZ on your way out, dropping the meat and your dignity in the process. He found it funny luckily, and was bold enough to ask for your number which you gave him. And as they say, the rest is history.

Early on in your relationship with Ezekiel he told you about his MC- the Mayans. He told you everything they did, and what he did too. You had seen and heard bad things in the past in your hometown, but nothing like what EZ told you he did. You didn’t think you’d be able to accept him, but there was something about him that made you feel loved, safe and secure and that was all you ever hoped to find in a partner. You made a deal with EZ that he would keep you informed with everything that went on with the club and if he got hurt he would come to you so you could patch him up. On runs he always made sure to keep in regular contact, even if it was just a smiley face so you knew he was ok.

Club business had never affected your life in the 2 years you had known EZ. You went along to parties and were friendly with the rest of the Mayans. That’s as personal as the club got and you were determined to keep it that way. You told EZ you could fight, but he never actually believed you because you have never had to show him. He knows you have a temper, but he also knows how to calm you down quickly. He is the only one who is able to do that and that’s one of the many reasons you love him so much.

You had just got back from a run and walked in your house you shared with EZ when you heard muffled shouts. It sounded like it was coming from upstairs so you grabbed the gun that EZ hides under the hallway table, and headed up. EZ was meant to be at the clubhouse, so you knew it couldn’t be him, plus it was too early. You had watched enough scary movies to know that if you heard someone in your house, you should run and call the police, not voluntarily head towards them, but the adrenaline was pumping through your veins and you were not scared. The only thought running through your mind was to find out what was happening upstairs.

The closer you got to the noise the more you recognised one of the voices. It was your boyfriend. That fact made you turn your walk into a sprint and before you could stop yourself you were now standing infront of an unknown man who was standing over your boyfriend repeatedly hitting him. EZ looked like he had given up, until he locked eyes with you after you burst through the door. The man looked up to you aswell which gave Ezekiel enough time to get up of the floor and away from him. You held the gun steadily in your hands and looked the man dead in the eyes.

“Who is he?” you calmly asked your boyfriend. You knew if it came to it you would kill this man for what he did to EZ.

“Someone who I threatened and followed, for what he did to my madre(mother)”. EZ had confided in you about what happened to Marisol. EZ had made it his life’s mission to find out who the culprit was but he never got far. You had begged him to tell Angel so at least he had some help, but EZ was stubborn and wanted to find the culprit on his own. You knew he wouldn’t properly rest until he got his revenge.

“I will end his life right now Ezekiel, you mean that much to me” you took the safety off the gun and EZ then knew you were being serious.

“Stop mi amor, he isn’t worth it.” EZ gently took the gun from your hands and it was now his turn to point it at the man standing infront of you. He didn’t look powerful now that EZ was the one who had his life in his hands. This is the person that took everything from me and I can’t let them take you too”. EZ was talking about jail. If you ended up there for saving him he would never forgive himself. He knew that if you shot and killed the man, that even if EZ said it was him, you would find a way to make the police believe it was you, and he couldn’t risk that.

“What do we do with him babe?” you knew if EZ let him go that he would bring more people to finish what he started and next time you might not be there to save him.

“You go downstairs mami, imma phone Angel to come over”. You gave EZ a kiss and exited the room leaving him alone with the man who nearly killed him. But this time EZ had a gun so you felt a bit safer.

Shortly after Angel, Coco and Gilly walked through the door. Giving you a quick hello and wave they headed straight upstairs to where EZ was. You stood at the bottom of the stairs listening to their conversation.

“What do you want us to do with him hermano?” You heard Angel ask Ezekiel.

“Take him to the desert, and make sure he is never found” was your boyfriends reply. You were not surprised. You knew EZ would never let the man walk away. You were ok with the fact hthe man was going to get killed. After all he did take the life of your boyfriend’s mother. The 3 men bustled the other man out the door and into the back of the van that they conveniently drove to your place.

EZ walked over to you and engulfed you into a hug.

“Man, you could have gotten yourself killed! That could have been anyone in our house and you just go barging in” You knew that EZ wasn’t angry at you, he was worried. Worried that he could’ve lost you and he was just being protective which you didn’t mind.

“But.. I didn’t?” You told him. “I would literally do anything for you, you know that. Even kill a man”.

“And that’s one of the many reasons I love you mi amor”. EZ held your face in his hands as he looked deep into your eyes. “God I’m so lucky to have you Y/N”.

[frannyzooey]

Interview Game

I was tagged by the amazingly gorgeous @freak-nasty-thick-dick-mando and the beautifully talented @pedropascaldice ❤️

Nickname: none — my name is Kelli, but I do like when people call me Franny on here ❤️

Pronouns: she/her

Star sign: Gemini

Height: 5′9″ 

Time currently: 4:35pm

Birthday: June 7th

Favorite groups/bands: I’m so awful at remembering this stuff, but The Beatles, Weezer, Oasis, Nirvana, Third Eye Blind, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Favorite solo artist: Cat Power, Neil Young, Kanye West

Song stuck in my head: I’m with You by Vance Joy, for some FOG inspo

Last movie you watched: Little Women, the 2019 version and I cried

Last show you binged: Freaks and Geeks

When you created your blog: about 3 years ago, but my first post was 9/2019 #lurkersunite

Last thing i googled: synonyms for “impersonal”

Other blogs: nope

Why I chose my url: Franny & Zooey by JD Salinger is my favorite book ❤️

Do you get asks: yes 😍

How many people you are following: 178? I’ve been meaning to add more, but cruising the tags takes time, says girl in whiny voice

How many followers: 👀

Average hours of sleep: 6-7, the first stretch between 11-3 and then a second stretch between 4/5-7 (does anyone else have an hour they always are awake for in the night?)

Lucky number: 7

Instruments: I used to play the clarinet, but I can’t anymore — that’s it, lmao

Currently wearing: business wear — button down, slacks, loafers — in the office, baybee!

Dream job: elementary art teacher

Dream trip: China, Arizona, Scotland, India, Japan, Maine, New York — too many

Favorite food: movie theater popcorn

Favorite song: Only in Dreams by Weezer

Top 3 fictional worlds to live in: Little House on the Prairie ( @pedros-mustache amirite), Poldark’s Cornwall (why am I making it so hard on myself life expectancy wise 🧐🧐) and idk because I’m awful and not creative when it comes to this kinda stuff, it’s like I forget every single thing I’ve ever read/watched when asked questions like this 🙃

Tagging: @filthybookworm @dindja @julesorwhatever @pedros-mustache @goldafterglow @the-wishmonger @yespolkadotkitty @heatherbel @dazedrhapsody @javierpcna @javier-pena

[lisaleigh713]

Cheerleader Sleepover

Was just sitting here reminiscing about some of my high school days and joining the cheerleading squad.  I was 16 and looking to spend one year as a high school cheerleader.  I began talking to the cheer coach and the other cheerleaders, a couple of which were friends of mine.  Once the conversation moved from casual to serious, the cheer captain and co-captain came to me and explained some of their rules and how to get into the cheer squad.

Part of being on the squad was eating the captain and co-captains pussy and making them cum.  I though to myself, “well that will be easy”.  i am bi-sexual and have fucked a number of women, not that they knew that.  Another rule was I could not fuck the captain of the football team, he was only for the captain of the cheer squad.  “Well, okay”!

Before football season started, or at least the games, us girls decided to have a “sleep over”!  We would be at the captains house, her name is Kim.  Kim’s parents would be out of town from Friday until Sunday.  The only instruction was clean up what ever mess we made and no boys.  I had to be careful, these girls thought they had experience but nothing compared to what I had been doing since that first time for me.

Kim’s parents left after all of us girls had arrived and been given instruction.  We made some popcorn and we were going to watch some scary movie.  I was told to wear a sexy nightie for my initiation.  I went to VS and purchased a black baby doll.  I didn’t want to appear slutty.  During the movie, the co-captain Samantha (Sam) opened a bottle of cheap ass liquor.  I am used to drinking top shelf and this crap wasn’t even on a shelf.  Sam had actually bought like 4 bottles of this stuff, I was going to have to do something about this tomorrow.

We started drinking and drinking and drinking and before long, we were all drunk and now the time had come.  Without fanfare or foreplay Kim looked at me and said “alright newbie, get over here and lick my pussy”.  Sam moved over next to Kim and said, “you can eat my pussy as the same time”.  Now we are talking about some fun.  If I can get these girls to squirt, I will dominate the squad.

I began as instructed and slid in between Kim legs and began nuzzling her pussy.  She wasn’t shaved but had a little triangle patch right above her clit.  I moved in and began kissing her thighs and licking very close to her pussy lips.  Kim exclaimed, “I told you to lick my pussy”!  Kim had no idea what in the hell she was doing.  I looked at her and said, “you just lay back and enjoy the ride”.  She did and I resumed.  After a few minutes she was squirming and her clit was not erect.  I moved to her clit and began licking, nibbling and then sucking on it like it was a small cock.

Kim began to squirm and then buck her hips.  I wrapped one arm around her hips to hold her in place.  Sucking on her clit hard now and inserted a finger into her pussy and began hitting that G-Spot.  She was absolutely screaming now and I was going hard on her pussy.  One of the other girls, Brandy began playing with herself and massaging Kim’s right tittle.  I thought, “okay, things are about to get buck wild if I’m not careful”.  I kept going on Kim’s pussy and after about 20 minutes of giving it my all she began to cum.  I looked around and all the other girls where playing with their pussy’s and each other’s tits.

Kim began to cum and I hit her clit and g-spot hard and massaged her abs at the same time which caused her to began squirting.  Kim lost it!!!  She began screaming, “I’m cumming, I’m cumming!!!  I did not let up though, I kept going so she would and could ride that orgasm roller coaster.  After about another 15 or 20 minutes she began to calm down and then in the end relaxed.  Kim looked me in the eye and said “what the fuck just happened to me?”  I told her she came so hard she squirted.  

Kim’s eyes were glazed over.  She had no idea what the hell was going on but she grabbed my face and pulled me up to her and kissed me to deeply and passionately.  The other girls just sat there, no sure what to say.  I looked at Sam and said “Sam, I believe you are next right?”  Sam couldn’t respond, so I said, “I need a little break here, so go ahead and take your panties off and I will be with you in a few minutes.”  I needed another drink before I got in between her legs.

Kim and Sam were both really beautiful girls.  Both were tall at about 5’8” and about 115 lbs.  Both were about a 34B with Sam probably a 34C.  They were so close in size they could have been sisters.  Both had long brown hair and brown eyes.  I was about to find out Sam’s pussy was closely shaved too but instead of a triangle she had a landing strip.  Both had french mani / pedicures.  

I returned with my drink and sat down next to Sam.  She looked nervous as hell.  Brandy was still sitting next to Kim and horny as hell.  I asked Kim if she was okay and all she could do was nod.  Her abs were still convulsing occasionally.  I moved down to Sam’s legs and pulled her were she was now laying down.  I grabbed ahold of her thighs and started on her.  I basically did the same thing with her I did Kim but it did not take long and she was squirting.  Sam screamed and bucked just like Kim did.  Kim reached over and started playing with Sam’s breasts and nuzzling her neck.

Brandy reached over and playing with Kim’s nipples slipped a hand down and began playing with Kim’s pussy too.  Kim was oblivious to everything and was just swimming in her own thoughts.

Sam was cumming so hard and like Kim, I wanted her to ride that roller coaster; so I continued my licking, and sucking her clit.  I slowed down and so did Sam.  Brandy was now cumming just not squirting.  Kim was cumming again and she WAS squirting.  I left Sam and moved over to Brandy to help.  I hit Brandy’s clit and g-spot hard and within a minute or less, Brandy was squirting.

Brandy began bucking hard and Kim was writhing around on the floor.  I eased Brandy back down from her high.  Now 3 girls were completely drained and I was extremely horny.  I rolled over and began to play with my clit and within a few minutes I came too.  I squirted a little but nothing like I can.

I grabbed my glass and took a drink of the swill Sam bought.  While I was taking my break after Kim I called my mom and told her what was going on.  I asked mom to bring some good alcohol and leave it on the porch.  Of course mom asked if I was having a good time, “yes mom, I am having a wonderful time thank you.”  I think mom knew what was going on but didn’t say anything.

I opened the front door and mom had dropped off a bottle of JD, and Tequila plus a couple of bottles of Merlot.  I grabbed the bag and brought it in to the house.  The girls got excited.  Well the girls who had not cum yet”.  I was only supposed to do Kim and Sam but wound up doing Brandy as well.  Brandy was hot.  Brandy was about my size with long red hair and deep blue eyes.  Brandy was a little dingy though and I can play the dingy bimbo.

I did not wear my heels as I thought that would be a dead give away.  Brandy, Kim and Sam all came back down to earth and all of us began doing a couple shots of Tequila.  Kim started, “Lisa, where did you learn to do that?”  I explained to Kim I had seen some of the girls on porn do it and began researching how to squirt and I thought no time like the present.  We all laughed and then the others girls began asking how it felt to squirt.  Kim, Sam and Brandy explained to the girls how it felt and then of course they all wanted a lesson on how to do it themselves.  So here comes the show and tell portion of the weekend.  All of us payed with ourselves for about an hour and each one of us was able to squirt.  Some squirted a river and other just a little bit.

We all laid there on the floor in the living room spent.  After about 30 minute Megan got up and put on another movie and Jessica (Jess) made another bowl of popcorn.  When Jess came back with the popcorn, Beth crawled over to get some.  Beth is beautiful.  Beth is about my size but with smaller breasts, about a 36C.  When she crawled over to Jess to get some more popcorn, I seized the opportunity.  Beth only squirted a little bit and I could tell she was a little disappointed.

I moved behind Beth while she was bent over with her ass in the air, spread her ass checks and buried my face in her ass licking her asshole.  She threw her head back and said “holy fuck” and then bucked.  Megan asked her “how does that feel?”  Beth said, “Oh my god, if feels so fucking good!”  I reached around and played with her clit some.  She began rubbing my face with her ass burying my face and tongue deeper.  

I needed both hands to spread her ass cheeks so I had to leave her clit.  Megan took the cue and reached under Beth and began playing with her clit with one hand and her own pussy with the other.  Jess started playing with Beth’s tits and nipples.  It was a full on Beth moment and then out of nowhere I feel someone licking my ass and pussy.  It was Kim playing with me.  While all this was going on, Brandy and Sam played with each other.  

We were all fucking each other.  Hands were roaming and tongues were licking while moans of ecstasy where heard throughout the house.  This went on for about an hour and everyone came and everyone squirted.  My concentration was Beth and I made Beth scream and gush.  Megan laid underneath Beth and we got drenched with Beth’s cum.  Of course when she came back to earth we all shared each others cum and ass kissing deeply and passionately.

We all collapsed on the living room floor.  We were holding each other only as lovers can.  All of us obviously slept in Saturday morning.  As we began to stir, we decided to eat something, so with all of us in the kitchen and dividing tasks we made a wonderful brunch.  We all sat and ate with no one really speaking about last night.  I broke the ice!  “Damn Beth you came a ton last night and your pussy taste sooooo good!”  Everyone laughed and started talking about the events of last night.  

We continued to eat and finally finished our brunch.  We talked all through the brunch about our feelings.  We also discussed what we wanted to happen this day.  We all agreed we wanted to continue where we left off.  I could tell Jess had something on her mind so I asked, “Jess what is it honey, what is on your mind?”  “Does this make us lesbians?”  None of us were virgins but none had the experience I did or had been fucking as long as I had.  “Jess, do you like boy and making love to boys?”  “Of course I do” said Jess.  “Then you are bi-sexual sweetie and isn’t it wonderful?  You get to be with the best of both worlds.”  

That day we or should I say, they experimented while I taught what I knew.  We all came and came and came.  We were so wore out by the end of Saturday / Sunday morning.  Of course we took some breaks, after all we needed to drink and eat some.  We had to clean and air out the house as it definitely smelled of sex, and we had no boys over for the weekend.  We all left right after lunch on Sunday but cheerleading practice changed after that weekend as did any sleepovers we had with one another.

I still wasn’t allowed to have sex with the football captain but the others were full game.  Brandy asked me about Jim.  I explained to her he had a beautiful cock but it was kinda small at only 4 inches erect.  She nickered some and said thanks.  She was thinking about fucking him and that just convinced her to tell him no.  Kyle was a different subject.  He was hung and his cock was absolutely gorgeous.  But that story is for another time.  Brandy and I both fucked Kyle but not together.  Well another time…

Love and Kisses,

Lisa

[mirkwoodshewolf]

My #1 fan; Ben Hardy x child sister reader

*Author’s note*

Hey guys well here I am with yet another BoRhap boy story, this time it's of Ben Hardy (god it's been FOREVER since I wrote a story of Benny boi) but here it is. Now this is a Big Brother!Ben fic so unlike the last time there is NO ROMANCE, JUST FLUFFY PLATONIC GOODNESS THAT I CAN DISH UP!!!! Also in this fic I would like to point out that I do NOT OWN WORLD OF DANCE!! IT BELONGS TO J-LO AND NBC and all the people involved with the making of this amazing dance competition (if you haven't heard of it, go check it out the recent season is out NOW!!) Also watch the video links (from actual previous competitors on the show) to get a feel of what I'm seeing for the dances cause I am NOT  dancer so I do not know all the moves that you dancers do out there, but I hope you all still enjoy this fic :)

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God it feels like it’s been forever since we’ve seen each other.  From the time I got my first real American movie role in X-men Apocalypse, everything just seemed to fold right before me.  From my biggest success of Bohemian Rhapsody (where I became best friends with probably the three greatest guys in the world), followed by the Netflix movie 6 Underground with Ryan Reynolds (and yes he’s just as hilarious and humble as he presents himself).

My life has just exploded from there, I try to be home whenever I can but when I do, she’s just as busy as I am.  

Now that things have calmed down on my end and she’s preparing for an upcoming audition on a dance show, I can finally take the time to go see her (especially now since I’m in LA where she’s to audition). God I haven’t seen her in years, I wonder how she’s been?

“BENJAMIN!!!” Joe’s voice snapped me out of my thoughts and I turned to him.

“Hmm what?”

“Geez mate you were really out of it back there. We’ve been trying to get your attention for like 10 minutes.” Gwil said as he sipped his beer.

“Oh sorry guys, I was just—thinking.”

“And just who was it that had your attention so badly that you tuned out from the rest of the world?” teased Rami.

“Benjamin Hardy are you cheating on me!? Oh my god you’re cheating! Who is it! What’s their name!?” Joe accused me.  I rolled my eyes as I shoved him.

“Is it a girl?” Rami asked.

“Oh great. Now I gotta get breast implants just to get you to notice me.” Joked Joe.  We all looked at him strangely and I said.

“Not in that way, but yes I am thinking about a girl. My sister actually.”

“Your sister? You—never mentioned a sister before.” Gwil said.

“I kinda like to keep her separate from my name.”

“What you guys don’t get along?” asked Joe.

“No, no we get along amazingly. We’re each other’s #1 fans. But ever since Bohemian Rhapsody everyone now knows my name. I don’t want people comparing the two of us and making her feel like I’m outshining her. That’s one of the other reasons why I changed my last name from Jones to Hardy.”

“Is she an actress too?” Rami asked with a head tilt.

“No, no. She’s a dancer actually.”

“A dancer? Fancy.” Joe said in a posh accent.

“What kind of dancing does she do?” Gwil said.

“Mostly contemporary. But she also does ballet and a bit of Hip-hop. This one competition she was on, she actually combined ballet and hip-hop together. Got 1st place for it, and was the youngest winner to ever win the Glasgow dance competition.” They all whistled.

“She must be good then, how old is she?”

“She was 7 years old.” They all gaped at me.

“You’re joking right?” Joe said with wide eyes and a gaped mouth.

“No, not at all. In fact in her ballet school where she trains, she’s actually the youngest student to have been chosen to get a full run scholarship to the London Academy for Dance. Once she’s 12 years old, they’ll give her the full ride.”

“Wait, wait, wait. How old is she now?” Gwil asked.

“She’s nine.”

“So they’re gonna hold onto her scholarship for another three years?” Rami said.  I nodded.

“Damn she must be good for them to do that.” Joe said with a sigh.

“She is. Fell in love with dancing at 2 years old and did her first pirouette within the first three months of joining her ballet school.”

“Geez, and my sister couldn’t do one till she was about 9.”

“Guess my sister’s got yours beat.” I teased to Joe.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah don’t rub it in.”

“So Ben, when was the last time you saw her?”

“Five years.” I said as I sipped my beer solemnly.

“Wait what? You haven’t seen your sister in five years!?” Joe gawked.

“I told you guys, ever since X-men it’s been one project after another. And even when I did have a break, she was out of state doing a competition either with her school or as a soloist. But—hopefully that’ll change in the next few weeks. She’s actually here in LA.”

“She is?” Rami said.  I nodded.

“Yeah. She’s auditioning for some sort of dance show they film here.”

“So you think you can dance is doing a junior competition now?” asked Joe.

“No not that one. It’s a recent one. They’ve only done like 3 or 4 seasons of it. I think it’s called Dancing world…..no World of Dance. That’s it.”

“Oh that show is awesome! I’ve auditioned for that show.” Joe bragged.

“No you haven’t.” Rami exclaimed at Joe’s lie.

“I’m serious I auditioned during their first 2 seasons. Couldn’t commit cause of obvious reasons.”

“I’m calling BS on that.” Gwil said as he leaned back.

“Uhh excuse me; who got the part of the Disco Deacy? Me. Who perfected the BAB dance? Me. I’m perfectly qualified to be a dancer. In fact why don’t we go see your little sis and she can be the judge!”

“What?”

“You heard me, right now! Let’s go see her!” Joe said as he downed his drink and stood up.

“Hang on guys……”

“Well besides of Joe’s reason, I think it’d be fair for us to meet your little sis. I mean we’ve practically seen each other’s siblings. You all met my twin Sami and my sis Jasmine.”

“I agree with Rami, and you all met my older brother at my engagement party.”

“And of course you all met John and Mary at the BoRhap premiere.” At this rate I knew I wasn’t going to win this argument.

“Fine. I—guess I’ll call up my mum and ask her where she’s rehearsing at.” I just hope (y/n) doesn’t mind having my friends come and see her rehearse.

Cause when she’s in rehearsal mode, she can be quite the little jumpy bug.

*My POV*

Two days.  I had two days till the Qualifier rounds for World of Dance.  I had my routine down to the T and my mum says it’s perfect (but she has to say that she’s my mum), however I’m still doubting myself on some of the moves, or if I’m not showing enough emotion (cause J-Lo loves herself some dancers who can convey emotion).

I was sitting in the rehearsal room having myself a break after rehearsing my dance for the past half hour.  I had this studio slotted for a 45min. rehearsal so I had about 15 minutes left to practice.

“I swear each time you dance your routine, you get more graceful every time.” Mum said as she came in with some lunch.

“Thanks mum, but is it good enough for the judges?”

“I know it is.” I chose not to respond to her. Like I said she has to say these things, but I know there are some flaws to my dance.  I didn’t stick the landing hard enough, I tripped up on the landing from the 540, my leg wasn’t straight enough with I lifted it outward, so many flaws. “Oh I forgot, there’s a little surprise waiting for you downstairs.”

“Mum I—I don’t know. I mean I haven’t even found out if I’ll make it into the next round.”

“Trust me love, you’ll like this surprise.” She raced over to the door and opened it and soon coming in my brother and his three friends from his film Bohemian Rhapsody.

“Benny!” I cheered as I hopped off my seat and raced right over to him.  A huge smile spread across his face as he extended his arms out and caught me as he picked me up and spun me around.

“Hey kiddo oh it’s been forever! Oh you’ve gotten so big since I last saw you.”

“I missed you Benny.”

“I missed you too kiddo. God you have no idea how much I missed you.” he said as he repeatedly kissed the top of my head.

“Your brother happened to be in LA so we planned a little surprise visit for you.” mum said as she closed the door.

“And I hope you don’t mind that I brought a few friends over.” Ben said as he gestured towards the three actors who starred with him on Bohemian Rhapsody.

“I don’t mind. I’ve heard so much about these guys that I figured it’s about time I met them in person.” He set me down and I walked up to the actor who played the legendary Freddie Mercury. “Rami Malek, right?”

“That is correct, and you must be his famous little dancing sister.”

“Well I wouldn’t call myself famous yet, but I hope to be one day.” We shook hands with each other.  I then moved onto the next one, the tallest out of all of them who even looked like Brian May even without the wig. “Now forgive me if I pronounce your name wrong, my Welsh isn’t that great. Is it—Gwilym.” I pronounced the “I” like I was saying “ice cream”.

“Close, it’s pronounced Gwilym. Think of the “wi” like will.”

“Right, sorry.”

“No worries—(Y/n) right?”

“Yeah.” We both shook hands with each other and I told him, “Can I just say, I thought you were phenomenal as Brian May.”

“Well thank you love, I take it you’re a Queen fan as well?”

“Yeah. You can thank Benny for that. He introduced me to the band when I was a little girl. I even did a dance routine to White Queen when I was around 4-5 years old.”

“Wow, if you remember it, we’d sure like to see it.” Rami said.

“I think I might remember it. Again it was a while ago so I might improvise something if I don’t remember the whole routine.”

“No problem there.” Rami said with a warm smile. I then moved on to the last actor who played (my personal favorite member of Queen, John Deacon).

“So you’re the famous Joe Mazzello that my brother won’t shut up about.”

“Sure am kid. And you’re the world time dance champion and scholarship holder for the best London dance academy ehh?”

“You could say that.”

“Well little missy I happen to be a dance champion too, and I challenge you to a dance off!” Already I could see Ben, Gwilym and Rami either shaking their heads or rolling their eyes as Joe’s proclamation.

“This wouldn’t have anything to do with my brother would it?”

“And if it is?” questioned Joe in a challenging manner.

“No reason.” I shrugged. “Just hope you’re prepared to lose.” The guys all oooh in a challenging manner and that’s when Joe nodded along.

“Okay, okay little one. But I’m giving it all I got so you better watch out.” I gestured that the dancefloor was all his.  Gwil went over to the stereo and went through my Spotify app till he found the song that Joe wanted to dance to.

He chose Wham’s ‘Wake me up before you go-go’. I’ll admit he has some pretty good moves—for an amateur.  After doing a minute and a half of his little on the spot dance moves, he posed as he panted heavily.

“It was okay.” I shrugged.

“Okay?”

“Yeah I mean—it was…..cute. It was cute. For like an Instagram or TikTok video.”

“Okay then little miss Prima donna. Show me your little ballet moves.” Challenged Joe.  Oh he don’t know me very well, do he? I first took off my ballet shoes and put on my sneakers.

I told Gwilym which song to play and he nodded to me that he would wait till I was ready before he played the song.  I now stood in the middle of the room and took a deep breath before turning to Gwilym.  He nodded and pressed his finger on my phone to play the song and soon YG’s “One time coming” began playing.

Play video

With this song I unleashed my Hip-hop background. Poppin and locking my body when needed, going in time with the beat, even doing things with my limbs to which no one had ever seen (like this one move where I had my right arm out and only by moving my left index finger, either the upper or lower portion of my arm would move up).

The guys and my mum were amazed and just in awe at my dancing.  And when I did a little patterned tip-toe strut with my arms tucked in like duck wings, did I hear the guys exclaim and just flip out.  When my minute and a half dance break was over, I flipped my hair towards Joe telling him that he got owned.

In pure defeat, Joe collapsed to the ground and lay there dead while my brother came up and hoisted me onto his shoulder.

“The winner and undefeated champion of the dance. (Y/n) Jones!” I bowed and thanked the guys and my mum as they cheered. Benny set me back down on the ground just as Joe finally came up and revived himself.  I stood before him and he said.

“You surprise me kiddo. I accept defeat. Benjamin is yours.”

“Well he is my brother. But—we can share him.” At hearing that, Joe took me in his arms and spun me around thanking me repeatedly.

“Do you think whenever we get some free time, could you show me some stuff. I really liked that little tip-toe strut.”

“I learned it from a friend of mine whose into Hip-hop back at my school. In fact he competed on the first season of World of Dance he and his group. They didn’t win but they got to the Semi-finals.”

“That’s awesome. You really are the dance master. And I can’t wait to see what you bring to the World of Dance stage.”

“In fact (Y/n), can we see your routine?” asked Ben.

“Yeah I was just about to ask that. Ben’s told us that while you can combine certain genres of dance, your main focus was on contemporary. I’ve always been intrigued anytime someone says they’re a contemporary dancer.” Gwilym said.  I turned to my mum and asked her how long did I have for rehearsal.

When she told me five minutes, I knew I could show them my audition routine that I had planned.  But after that we had to leave cause the next group to come in had to set up their things and warmup.  

The guys all took a seat along the mirrored wall while my mum handled the music.

Once my song began playing, I did my entire routine before the guys.  Showing Ben’s friends that while I can unleash the beast in Hip-hop, I can be as graceful and elegant as a swan.

After the routine was done, I got a standing ovation from all four of the guys as they applauded and whistled.  I gathered up my stuff and as I did, the guys all swarmed around me telling me what an amazing job I did, and that for some of the *cough*Joe*cough* I had them crying by the end of my routine.

We then left the dance studio and Ben’s friends allowed us to have our own personal family time (since Ben and I hadn’t seen each other in literally five years).  We said our goodbyes and soon our mum took us out to eat as sorta a family reunion/congratulations on all of our combined successes.

It was time.  The World of Dance qualifier rounds.  Today was my filming date and I knew in several weeks they would soon air it on TV worldwide.  Now I have performed in front of crowd before, but this—this was something else.

And not to even make me twice as nervous, I have seen what people comment on the show or the specific dancers.  Most of them are nice comments but then again it’s the Internet so there’s bound to be haters out there.

This one girl from last season just a few years older than me got so much hate in fact, that she ended up shutting down her Twitter page and I’m told she gave up on dancing all together.  I don’t know what I’m gonna do if that ends up being me.

I was running my routine through my head and stretching myself out.  With me to support me was my mum, Ben and Ben’s friends of Bohemian Rhapsody, Rami, Gwil and Joe.  With each dancing group or person that went up, I got more and more nervous.  Soon a producer came up to me and said.

“(Y/n), you’ll be on up after The Jumperz.”

“Okay, thank you.” I told him.  He nodded and walked away from me, at that moment I felt like I wanted to puke.

“Hey kiddo, how’s it going?” I looked up to see Ben standing over me.

“Good, very good.” He sat down beside me, his brow furrowed with concern.  Crap he knows, he always knows.

“You sure?” at this point I knew I couldn’t hide it anymore.  I tucked my legs into my chest and curled myself into a ball.

“I don’t think I can do this anymore Ben.”

“What do you mean?” he questioned.

“Maybe this whole thing was a mistake. Can we go home? Yeah, yeah let’s go home.” I said as I stood up.

“Now hold on, hold on love.” He took my hand into his stopping me from even walking away. “Let’s just sit down and talk about it real quick.” He stood up and we went outside of the room and stood along the hallway.

I leaned up against the wall with my arms crossed over my chest protectively and my leg bouncing with anxiety.

“Talk to me sis, what’s going on?”

“I just……I’m scared Ben. I don’t know why I am, I’ve performed in front of an audience before, I don’t know why I’m this nervous. It’s stupid I know.”

“Hey, hey, hey. No it’s not.” He said to me gently as he cupped my face, trying his best to not ruin my makeup. “You’re human, you have every right to be nervous. I’ll bet not a single one of these dancers you’re competing against isn’t feeling what you’re feeling now. And some of these guys might’ve been with well-known performers and are still feeling the nerves.”

“Is it always this nerve wracking for you every time you film something?” he nodded.

“Of course it is. I’m always worried about people’s reactions to me on screen. Even with all the positive feedback I get, I always keep my eye focused on that one negative outlook, no matter how many people say I’m good in a role.”

“I just don’t want the haters to pull me away from my dream like they did to that one dancer that came on the show last season.”

“Come here, have a seat in my lap.” He sat down on the floor and guided me till I was now sitting on his lap, holding me like a teddy bear. “There will always be haters and trolls out there in the world. That’s just what they get off of, is by bringing other people down, especially kids who go on shows like this. It’s wrong and vile but I won’t say you won’t encounter some hate. But the one thing you must keep in mind; is to never, ever let them dictate on who you are as a person.”

“Do you think I can do that?”

“Absolutely. You’re incredibly talented, you’re smart, kind, the most talented person I’ve ever met. I mean yeah I can dance but nowhere near to the level that you can. Hell you even beat out Joe in that little dance competition when you first met him a couple days ago.”

“I did do that, didn’t I?” he chuckled.

“You schooled him.”

“Ben no one says that anymore.”

“Whatever I’m a 90’s kid that was the lingo back then.”

“Back in the ancient times.” He scoffed.

“Alright miss smart-aleck I guess since you’re feeling well enough to sass me off you don’t need me anymore.” He plopped me off his lap and went to stand up but I gripped his shirt and begged.

“No Benny please!” all I could hear was his soft laughter.  I hit his arm and pouted. “You are so mean!”

“Aww sissy, you know I can’t help but be a little cheeky with you.” he teased as he playfully nudged my shoulder with his arm. I smiled and nodded.

“Yeah I know cause that’s your job.”

“It is my job. Well one of the many qualifications of being your Big Brother. The most important one though, is to be there for you when you need it.” He stroked the top of my head and I hugged him.

“Thanks Ben. I’m glad that you could be here.”

“Me too. And hey, accepted or not. I’m proud of all that you’ve done in your dancing career.” He whispered in my ear as he gave me a snug embrace.  

After our little bro-sis cuddle, we separated from each other and he asked me, “Do you still feel nervous?”

“A little but not as much.”

“Okay so there are two options we can do here; we can shake out the nerves, or my favorite—I can tickle them out of you.”

“No Ben you’ll ruin my costume!” I whined out as he chuckled.

“Okay, so we’ll shake them out then.” We both stood up and did our nerve shakeout.

Which was basically what he learned in theatre which was just shaking out your hands and feet counting backwards from 10, but each time we’d count, we’d go a bit faster.  Once we got one, Ben picked me up and spun me around before setting me down.

“Better?”

“Better.”

“Good, oh wait one last thing before you go out, gotta shake out those negative thoughts in that brain of yours.” He cupped my face in his hands and playfully shook my head around as he growled out in an angry tone, “Get out of my sister’s head you dirty rotter’s!”

“Ben!” I laughed.  He stopped as he grinned down at me.

“Had to make sure. You look beautiful, and I know you’re gonna wow everyone out there, especially the judges.”

“Thanks Benny. I love you.”

“Love you too kiddo.” He gave my nose a peck before escorting me back into the dance room.  A producer was calling out my name, I looked up at Ben and he nodded to me before I went racing off towards the producer to tell him I was here.

When he saw me, he guided me towards the corridor where I would walk down, go up the stairs and racing across towards the stage. I could hear the chanting claps of the audience and their cheers and soon I heard the announcer say through the speaker.

“Give it up, for (Y/n) Jones.” I raced across the corridor, took the steps two at a time before racing across the catwalk towards the stage.  As soon as I came on stage, everyone cheered and soon I was standing before Ne-Yo, Derek Hough, and Jennifer Lopez.  They greeted me with waves or nods and I waved to them.

“Hello sweetie.” Jennifer greeted me.

“Hi.” I waved back to her.

“Why don’t you tell us your name?”

“My name is (Y/n) Jones and I’m from London, England.”

“Oh a British Dancer. Finally someone from the UK.” Derek proclaimed.

“So how old are you?” Ne-Yo asked me.

“I just turned nine last month.” At that the crowd cheered for me and that’s when Ne-Yo said.

“Well happy belated birthday.”

“Thank you Ne-Yo.” He winked at me and said to me.

“Let’s see what you got (Y/n).” I nodded and handed my microphone to one of the assistants before racing off towards the back of the stage as the lights went down.

I closed my eyes and took a deep breath in before exhaling slowly.  This was it, make it or break it.

*Ben’s POV*

From backstage, my mum, the guys and I along with the other dancers could watch and see what was going on stage.  I pressed my hands together in a prayer motion as I had them against my lips, c’mon little sis I know you can do it.

*Play video*

Her song routine, Ashes by Celine Dion soon came on through the speakers and she began her routine.  The lights softly lit up in a sunrise color of yellow, orange, and purple.  She truly shined as her dance went on, going slow when she needed before finally sticking the landing or going with the beat of the song.

That entire stage was hers to command and she used the entirety of that stage for her routine.  I could hear the judges voices sound impressed with my sister’s routine, especially once the chorus struck and the hard drumbeats of the song kicked in.

The crowd was just in awe and applauded my sister, dazzled by her grace yet strength she was giving them in her performance.  Doing her 540’s, leg lifts, front flips, she was like the Freddie Mercury of dancing on that stage as she showed her true colors on that stage, especially as it lit up with her as the song got more powerful.

By the end of it when she stood up and just gave that pleading face of help as she reached out towards J-Lo, the lights went dark and the entire audience went nuts.  

“That was even amazing with the lights.” Said Joe.

“Agreed, she really lit that stage up.” Rami agreed.

“That’s our girl.” Mum said as I wrapped my arm around her.

“Alright, alright, alright, alright (Y/n). Now remind me how old you are?” Derek said.

“I just turned nine.” At that point Derek stood up from his chair flipping his pen which made everyone laugh. “Girl you look like you’ve been doing this for 20 years.” Everyone laughed.

“How old were you when you got into dancing?” asked J-Lo.

“I was 2.” (y/n) responded.

“Well it shows that you definitely have a passion for this. And you literally have been doing this your whole life. Just seeing you being able to do moves that—I couldn’t even do at your age till I was much older, that to me…..shows you have true love for dancing. And you already gave me goosies little missy and we just met you.”

“Uh-oh Jennifer with her goosies.” Ne-Yo said.

“She gave them to me, the goosies do not lie!”

“No they do not.” Derek said before he continued, “But just like Jennifer said. I mean my sister and I we did some contemporary a bit as kids but nowhere could we master it down just like you’ve done (Y/n). And that final move where you just landed right on your knees. I literally jumped from my seat.”

“Yeah it was like you had no bones little miss.” Ne-Yo said as my sister smiled and laughed. “Besides from what both Derek and Jennifer has said. Your timing is what really stuck out to me. Like it was like you were a part of the song itself. Like first you’d be like all smooth and fluid when the beat was gentle. But when the drumbeat kicked in hard with boom- boom boom-boom. That right there is what really stuck out to me.”

“I completely agree.” Derek said.

“Alright we’re gonna lock in our scores and we’ll see if you make it to the duels (Y/n).” J-Lo said with a smile. (Y/n) nodded and that’s when the lights dimmed down on her and we watched as the three judges locked in their scores, while making their silent commentaries to each other.

“Okay (Y/n), you need an 88 or above to qualify for the duels, let’s see what you scored.” The host said as he came out and stood beside my sister.  The lights shown down (like those game show lights whenever something gets suspenseful).

First up was Derek’s score; he gave her an 90.

At that my sister made a face of shock as her smile widened and she covered her mouth in shock.  The crowd cheered and up next was Ne-Yo’s score.

He gave her an 89.  Finally J-Lo’s score was a 92.  When the scores rounded up together was 90.3.  Her score shined up on the ceiling scoreboard and (Y/n) couldn’t believe it, poor sissy was even crying.

“Congratulations (Y/n) you made it to the Duels. How’s it feel?” the host asked as he held his microphone to her.

“It feel just—absolutely amazing. All three of you have been an inspiration to be in wanting to become a dancer and this just means so much to me. Thank you for letting me get this opportunity.”

“We can’t wait to see what you bring us, cause already little Miss, you’ve got the competitive edge. It better only get better from here on out.” Ne-Yo told her.  She nodded and thanked the judges one last time before running off the stage.

As she came running towards us, I had to be the first one she saw.  I cheered for her as I opened my arms out for her and she raced towards me before leaping right into my arms.  I spun her around as the two of us laughing joyously.

“You did it kiddo! I’m so proud of you.”

“Thanks to you Ben. I kept thinking about what you said, I dedicated my performance to you.” I felt myself tear up as I buried my face into her ponytailed hair.

“I would’ve been proud of you either way.” At this point the rest of the guys as well as our mum came up and congratulated her.

That night we celebrated her victory on making it to the next round of World of Dance.  Drinks for me and the guys, we danced, sung some karaoke, and just partied all night long.