#some of y’all r trying to diana matheson ur way out of this

[wntw-virtuemoir-edition]

Why the f*ck is he dressed like Sherlock Holmes? He looks so fat too

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sherlock djdkdkdkf.

the top half is his comeback era boujie self wearing his wool jacket, infinity scarf and black leather gloves plus a standard scott ballcap while the bottom is omg i slept in and forgot to do laundry but these sweats pass the sniff test enough to wear (and still fit) and my sperry boat shoes will round out the look.

y’all are focused more on his nose (which isn’t small, it’s just not in the frame!) and his facial hair (there is none!) instead of this giant mystery man they had brunch with.

he’s got what looks like a laptop bag slung over his shoulder, a brown box or sample case? on the table, and a time traveller’s umbrella. what r they up to?