#some of these are ???

[claypigeonpottery]

well my geese ended up on tumblr radar. holy shit lol, didn’t expect them to blow up the way they did

so have some chickens!

[kannonxe]

WHERE IS BARNEY CALHOUN??!?

[catwings-writes-things]

An incomplete list of things that happen in the Jailbreak verse

1. A living repository of paranormal trauma and a carnivorous sentient corridor system destined to be natural enemies accidentally save the world by deciding to be nice to each other

2. A pair of traumatized weirdos express their love by murdering each other’s shitty ex-bosses

3. An ex-doctor gets dragged out of an existential crisis at 3am by a woman with a bear trap stuck on her leg

4. A man who died and came back to life in the middle of the ocean eventually befriends the fear vampire of vast distances who showed up to feed on his terror

5. An old lady meets her future grandson when he puts a cursed book on her coffee table and asks her to explain how she dismembered someone

6. A woman’s sort-of-grandpa sort-of-tricks her into sort-of-eating her sort-of-boyfriend

7. Two avatars of opposing fears team up to accelerate their mutual friend’s visa application by traumatizing various government workers

8. A semi-corporeal embodiment of uncertainty sends a medic to check on her friend with truth serum powers after she slightly stabs him in the neck to make him stop talking

9. A claustrophobia vampire distracts her friend from his broken heart by teaching him how to build a blanket fort; this actually works pretty well

10. The best diplomat in a formalized found family who all belong to the same eldritch horror recruits a new member by having the sense to follow his script and accept the damn tea

11. A marine biologist requests a magical object to block unintentional telepathy after an orca tries to give her romantic advice

12. A collections librarian dies a horrible death in an abandoned gold mine and still shows up for work the next day; her colleagues respond by making every effort to become a vampire-friendly workplace

[100percent-unimpressed]

Tag Game: Find the Word

I was tagged by @telegraphavekiss to find these words in my works: touch, tempt, thrill, and tender.

I don't really have any shareable WIPs tbh, so I checked my most recent fics. And it turns out I use 'tender' a lot less often than I thought and nothing I write is ever thrilling😂 Also I cheated a bit.

Touch

(Marked)

“Holy shit.” Mikey’s entire back is covered in scratch marks. They run from the back of his neck down across his shoulder blades and from his spine to his flanks. On one side, four parallel lines disappear under his waistband, like Gerard clawed at his hip. Frank’s heartbeat speeds up just looking at it. Some of the scratches are simple red lines on Mikey’s back, others have the dark, little spots of tiny, broken blood vessels. There’s one that runs down the entire length of his spine, just to the left of it, where Gerard’s nail even broke the skin in a few places. The area around it is reddened. Frank can’t keep himself from reaching out to gently touch it.

Tempt

(Know when)

There’s a trickle of blood running down the side of Frank’s neck. It’s a rich, dark red, the smell hitting Tucker unexpectedly. It’s such a temptation he almost licks it off. The only reason he’s able to hold himself back is that he doesn’t want to make it even harder for Anthony. He didn’t close the wound properly when he let go of Frank so it’s still bleeding a bit, but Frank will be fine. The bite is deep but not too big. It’ll be easier for him to heal it than for Anthony to watch Tucker take what he can’t have. Frank for his part is pretty much out of it. He barely opened his eyes when Tucker took him into his arms and he’s still just leaning heavily against his chest. He doesn’t even try to take his own weight. Tucker soothingly strokes his hair and Frank curls into him like an affectionate puppy. Tucker looks up to find Anthony’s piercing blue stare directed at him. As soon as their eyes meet, Anthony bares his teeth and shows his fangs.

Thrill

(Time and Attention)

Mikey gasps when Gerard sucks on his neck. They can’t leave bruises, at least not when there’s a chance it’ll lead to getting caught, but Gerard’s thigh between Mikey’s legs tells him he’s hard anyway. Mikey never needs much. “You know that big, comfy couch that Ray claimed for himself as soon as we got here?” Gerard waits until Mikey meets his eye. “It’s right on the other side of this wall. I checked.” He’s rewarded with Mikey biting his lip to hold back a moan. It’s almost a shame they’ve gotta be quiet, but the thrill of doing this in public makes up for it.

Tender

(Good Boots Take You Good Places)

Sometimes Mikey wishes they could have more tender moments, not just the passionate flings they keep stumbling into, but Frank can be flighty and Mikey never found out how to go for that kind of thing. He returns the kiss and puts his hands on Frank’s waist. “Are you standing on your tippytoes?” he murmurs against his lips after a second. “No, I got taller when you weren’t looking. Stop talking.” Frank licks into Mikey’s mouth to shut him up. He’s rubbing up against him, getting closer and closer until Mikey has to spread his legs a little so that Frank can put his foot between Mikey’s. His thigh is pressing against Mikey in a pretty nice way. Even Frank needs to take a break at some point. He pulls off and the only reason Mikey isn’t as out of breath as him is that he let Frank do all the work. He looks at Frank’s kiss-red lips. “So umm. Where’s all this coming from?” Frank’s eyes are burning, his breath is wet and warm on Mikey’s face. “You’re so fucking hot in these boots,” he pants. He glances down to look at them. “Fuck, they’re so hot, I wanna kneel for you.”

[artvann]

100 days of doodles are done! I started this to pass the time till I got to see Voltaire, and that will be tomorrow!!

[tflora04]

It is the legendary date of 413, and I am about to be so annoying.

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[mi1kw33d-2]

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

[climbingthefloors]

the us banning tiktok over fears of chinese influence prompting americans to flee to xiaohongshu (which translates to little red book - the same name as the famous red book of mao zedong quotations) and form instant connections with the chinese… you can't make this kind of irony up

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[tickfleato]

self-love/self-hate

[keitrinkomfloukru]