#some of the ads i get on this hellsite really are something special

[spicymoodle]

yes, walmart i'll buy your P i l e o f W o r m s. thank you tumblr.com for this bringing this product to my attention.

[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

[twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats]

I reblog KOSA shit here because I have so much more reach here (even if it's not much, but 127 whole people follow me here! I love you all <3)

I think the big thing is I have like no mutuals following this account. So if a post was passed around by my mutuals and I reblog it on main they've probably already seen it but I can bring it here for just that much more visibility

Of course I reblog it on all of my blogs I use (I have like 4 impulse gimmick blogs lol) because I'm fucking terrified. I don't mean to be emotional on gimmick but I have like 4 irls and I RARELY get to see them. I need to get out more but I'm working on it, and Tumblr has actually taught me quite a bit about making friends. It's slow, and I'm still scared irl, but it's a process.

I can't stand to lose my first community in Tumblr where I wasn't scared. My beloved mutuals on my main (fuck it, @/kirexa is my main. Idrc anymore about hiding it,) scooped me out of literally just liveblogging games and I actually learned how it works with them. Shoutout to rune, to satoru, to domi, all of my early mutuals. I love all of my mutuals of course, but you guys are really special. You dragged me into this hellsite, and I'm so grateful for that. (I don't expect them to see this lol)

I just. Feel like I belong here. And that's why I'm really scared. If kosa passes, I lose my safe space, my community, I lose jeandori (/ij) and the bird mutual and my favorite RP accounts and I'll lose the threatsverse. I know I'm not very active but I love you guys and this always made me happy, the og threats was the literal second blog I followed ever.

This feels way too personal and hell I don't put myself out like this much, but honestly, you guys deserve it. PLEASE do what you can to prevent KOSA. You know what? While we're here, here's some things you can do. It's FAST and please.

Linktree

This post has scripts to call your governors. PLEASE do it if you can.

Petition (change . org)

Another petition (badinternetbills)

I found these from other posts so PLEASE tell me if something is wrong with the links.

Edit: adding this aswell

https://www.tumblr.com/anti-kosa-bill-links

It's a blog dedicated to reblogging important stuff on KOSA and other bad bills. Give it a follow.

[escape-from-arcadia]

Today is my 18th birthday and I'm going to post some sappy and "cliche" shit here because I'm legal now and because I can.

If you told me five or six years ago I'd live to 18, I wouldn't believe you. I've always had a hard time imagining myself in the future, and there were genuinely times when I thought I wouldn't make it to adulthood, that my story would end short. But I'm here. I'm still alive. Very tired, but very alive.

But there are a few things that stay constant throughout your life, things you can almost always be certain of. For me, that's always been writing, art, music, and TOA.

I've mentioned it before, but I started watching Tales of Arcadia when Trollhunters first released. I saw an ad for it on YouTube, thought 'ooo pretty animation', and watched it. I was not of age to be on social media, so I never really joined the fandom or kept up to date on news about the series until 2021 when I realized "Oh shit I've never searched up the 'trollhunters' tag on Tumblr even though I've been on this hellsite since 2019 whoops". I didn't really get merch, books, or toys (because the thought those might exist never crossed my mind either).

But despite that, I loved the show and the story it told with my whole being.

And since then, I've kept up with each season and each new series. This series was there with me during the most awful years of my youth, and these characters mean the world to me. To me, part of the charm of TOA was brilliant blending of the mundane with the magical and extraterrestrial. I can't quite articulate it at the moment, but there's something about that and finding hope, strength, and light in the darkest of places that makes me feel so at peace.

The fandom isn't as roaring loud as it used to be (and the discourse is hnn), but I managed to make a few friends here. I've also had not-so-great experiences and found myself on the less-than-pleasant side of the fence, but I'm working on learning and growing and becoming a better person, and I'm making new friends too.

TOA is going to continue holding a special place in my heart, and I look forward to keeping a part of it with me into my adulthood. Obviously the important things, like Jim's cooking skills, Claire's intelligence, Toby's knowledge of geology, Aja's shredded bod, Krel's immaculate music taste, and, of course, Douxie's gender. But in all seriousness, I'm carrying the lessons I've learned from the show and being in the fandom along with me into adulthood.

Now, Netflix, can you please greenlight some TOA shorts? Please, please, please? Would really appreciate it.

[creativemercinary]

An Open Letter To Content Creators Migrating From Twitter,

(But mostly to @tubbosfriend since he seems to be the first one here)

Hi! Welcome to Tumblr! As you may have already noticed, most who have found your blog have greeted you with... mixed responses, to put it lightly. Some might have treated you well, but a lot of us here don't really like new people, especially not those who are name-recognizable and may be expecting something more like Instagram or Twitter (before the muskrat decided to make changes, at least)

I can't say I'm not concerned about platform-wide ramifications, I'm willing to give yall a chance here on the hellsite i call home, so here's a breakdown of what you should know:

1. We don't want the platform to change

The biggest concern I've seen from fellow tumblrinas is the platform shifting from prioritizing the users to prioritizing companies and advertisers. We like not having an algorithm. We like only seeing what the people and hashtags we follow post (by the way! You can change your dashboard to (the far superior) chronological mode! Here's a link to a post explaining how to change it!). And we like being anonymous little gremlins

We do not want Tumblr to recommend us posts on an algorithm, have verification, remove our anonymity, or (god forbid) sell our information to advertisers and companies

We are concerned that, if content creators, celebrities, influencers, and companies join Tumblr (especially without knowing how to work within the ecosystem that Tumblr users have created), that Tumblr the company will shift to prioritizing companies and advertisers over us and implementing all of the things I mentioned that we do not want (but advertisers do!)

As such, some of us have taken aggressive measures to try to drive you off. Because a lot of us see you being here as the first step in that change. They think that, if they drive you off, it'll send a message to anyone who wants to treat the platform as Twitter 2.0 (especially companies) that they are not welcome here, so they won't even try to join

Now you know why we're wary. So, if you wish to join Tumblr and not use it for marketing (if you wish to use it mostly for marketing, you may as well leave now, this is not the place for you), what do you do?

2. How to be a tumblrina (and hopefully not get killed kungpow penis'ed in the process)

The every first thing you want to do is be one of us. (And for those who may need to hear it), don't act like you're special just because you create content that a lot of people love. The best-case scenario for you is us not thinking of you as "content creator who happens to be on tumblr," but "just some guy who just so happens to create particular content"

But how do you be like us? Here's the basics:

Follow people and reblog shit. Liking a post (giving it a little heart) will not make it more visible. If you want to help make the post more visible, reblog it (it's the button on the bottom of posts that look kinda like a replay button. It'll turn green after you click it. You can try it with this post, if you'd like!). Follow some hashtags you like and some people you like the stuff of! And if you're a content creator, you can maybe consider reblogging fanart from your fans! Even the most popular blogs here (with the exception of some blogs with hyper-specific themes) reblog stuff from other people

Interact with other tumblrinas! This may be a bit risky if you think someone may dislike you being a content creator, but the best way to let us get used to you is to interact with others. You can do so by commenting on posts, adding your own thoughts when you reblog, or answering asks! (Asks can be turned on in settings!) Though I understand if you're worried about receiving hate in asks and you want to keep them off for now. If you are okay with having asks on, I would recommend keeping anonymous asks off to reduce the risk of receiving hate (ppl find it easier to be cruel when they're hiding behind anon)

If you want to reblog stuff but the posts don't fit your main blog's theme, you can make a side blog! It's an alt blog you can access on your main account. It can do everything a main blog can EXCEPT like & comment on posts

Since a lot of us value our privacy here, selfies are seldom ever posted. Sometimes they are, but posting predominately selfies will out you as either a new member or a bot. We don't like bots (except for haiku bot. Haiku bot can stay. Hell, go follow haiku bot)

Put your blog in chronological order. Seriously. Do it. Here's the post that explains how to do it if you missed it the first time

If someone is harassing you, block them. Block them and be done with it. Trust me. We don't use blocks like a fine spice here, we use it like salt or sugar. Block people who are harassing you. Block terfs. Block porn bots. Hell, block the blogs you don't like the vibes of. The rest of us do it, so can you

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT interact with company-run blogs. We hate them more than we'll ever dislike you. Some of us are willing to give you a chance. None of us will afford the same to them. The best way to keep them off our site is to not give them any attention whatsoever. Block them and be done with it

That's all I really have to say. I wish you the best of luck and sincerely hope you're able to adapt to our beloathed hellsite without too much harassment

Here's another post talking about some of the things I already said if you want a summary

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 98

Swap Meat/The Poison Sky

"Swap Meat"

Plot Description: While investigating a school, Sam is the target of a teenager's body-switching spell

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: No one died.

"I would like to purchase and alcohol please" this kid who has freaky friday'd Sam is already precious to me. Sorry. This kid...is me when people roughly my age are subtly dropping hints that they're flirting. This kid was already a gigantic nerd (affectionate), but now he has Sam Winchester's frame to match the...giant-ness...i have an English degree...

Look...*I* know Sam and Dean are taking this seriously and aren't bad guys, it's obvious their old babysitter and her husband know that, too, but even if a poltergeist carved "murder (child)" onto my stomach, if i were a teenage girl, I'd be really uncomfortable about having to pull up my shirt to show that to the 26 and 30 year old strange men in my house.

I know this isn't a McDonald's but remember when McDonald's had those salads you shook??? What a weird time...

That kid just hit Sam with a blow dart and knock him out??

This kid has NO IDEA what he's gotten himself into. Also, could this have been a weird loophole to the whole Lucifer Wearing Sam to the Prom problem? If it's not really Sam in there/if it's Sam but not his body? Just something to consider

Sam. These are a lot of judgements...they might be accurate, but fuck you anyway

Why does this kid's dad loo like Great Value Tom Wambsgans?

Is this going to end up being one of those "you better appreciate the brother you have" episodes??

Kiddo...you gotta be way better at being Sam. I wish we could see Jared say these lines, though...

WHY DO THESE KIDS WANT TO KILL DEAN???? Omg...these kids are idiots playing around with LITERAL DEMONS

It was purely a breather episode, which is oddly nice to get with the fate of humanity on the line. Yes we got some small info drops, like apparently, you don't have to be Sam's consciousness to consent to being Lucifer's vessel. You just need to be in Sam's body. Seems worrisome.

"Been On My Mind...": Does it count if it's Sam's body but not his mind??

"The Poison Sky"

Plot Description: With planet Earth choking under the poison sky, the doctor mus stop the Sontarans' threat to the planet

I would have HATED to wait a week to see them get Wilf out of the car.

Evil Martha doing evil things.

[Insert "I've Had Enough of This Guy" meme here re: Rattigan]

I don't like that so much of Martha's time was taken up with jealousy over Rose, and now in order to...I dunno, make it up to her? She's hopping in on a WHOLE bunch of Donna's adventures. And I know part of that is David getting ready to leave, too, but still...5 out of 13 episodes Donna gets without someone who is, was, or will become important to the Doctor tagging along. 4 if you count the fact that Peter Capaldi's appearance in The Fires of Pompeii gets added into the canon of the Twelfth Doctor.

Literally every fucking time this fucker opens his mouth, I feel like he's an Musk stand-in but from like 2 years after twitter launched. His tantrum over how clever his is after everyone from his institute leaves, everyone he chose to continue the human race after the Sontarans killed everyone else. He had a MATING PLAN AND THOUGHT THAT WAS NORMAL.

Moms fucking HATE the Doctor lol

I love how much the Doctor believes in Donna <3

YES YES YES, GIRL. Whack the Sontaran with a fucking hammer

NOT THE "ARE YOU MY MUMMY?" REFERENCE

This...probably shouldn't work exactly the way it is. I'm no scientist, but I feel like setting fire to even just one toxin overtaking the whole Earth's atmosphere would have a much larger effect

The Doctor saves the whole day, avoids dying, and Donna hits him upon seeing him again. Love them

I'm gonna cry SO MUCH at the 60th anniversary special, won't I? I just love Wilf a lot.

[lighdramons]

Hi I'm back. I promised awhile ago I’d tell the story of the fucked up digi.mon cult, so I figured that’s a great start for getting back onto this hellsite.

If the read more works, everything will be below the cut and it is a mess. Just a few things before the cut though:

General TW as I will be bringing up some of the bad experiences I had as well as talking about mental illness.

I will not be using names of sites, usernames, etc. I will not answer on specific users either. I’m sure these sites are still operating somewhere privately and back in the day, some of these people were big in the Digi.mon community outside of the sites as well.

If any of the people involved see this, no ill wishes towards you guys, just my take on things.

I quit these sites back in early 2015. I do not know what happened after I quit. I am only still in contact with a few individuals who either quit around the same time as me or long before.

As a general courtesy, some of these sites still exist. Please do not go harass them. A lot of the public sites are just teens trying to figure out themselves.

If you have questions or comments after reading this whole thing, I’m happy to answer any either publicly or privately. And yes, you can reblog this post.

We need to jump back to 2007 to begin with. I was a middle schooler getting back into Digi.mon because I walked into Gamestop and Digi.mon was sitting in the new releases. And I had access to the internet. I did binge S1-5 with subs and watching reruns of the dub on Toon Disney. I spent some time on the big fansite. Great site, just bad experience at the time because I was a teen and probably lied about my age. I didn’t feel like that was the community for me. I do check it every day now for news, just never made a new account cause I don’t even remember what I used back in the day.

By end of 2008/beginning of 2009 I began looking for other sites, stumbled across the digiclipse stuff on the bad encyclopedia site, looked into it, thought it was neat, moved on. Stuck with the big site for now because the only other sites I found were RP sites and not my thing at the time. Got hit hard with depression at the start of 10th grade (late 2010) and found my way back onto the digiclipse stuff. Didn’t really believe most of it, but thought the idea of creating AI Digi.mon was neat. Joined the smaller of the two sites because it felt friendlier and most users seemed my age.

For people who do not know, digiclipse is the act of going outside and holding the toys up hoping to get teleported. Most people by the time I joined thought the people who did this were crazy. Some people liked to do it for the lolz though.

Anyways, most of what happened on the sites was just talking and hanging out in chat rooms about life and other things. It was pretty chill. I can’t speak for everyone on the sites, but for me it was an escapism kind of thing. I was depressed and hated life so pretending that a magical adventure was a possibility gave me some hope. But honestly, got a group of people who were cool to talk with for the most part. There was one older female in her mid 20s that would come in the chat drunk and sexually harass the other female users and tell all the male they should die and are worthless. Nothing was ever done about her. And honestly it was weird having her there when most of the other people on the site were under 18. That was initially my only bad experience on the sites.

At some point during 2011, there were three individuals who claimed to see and speak with their digi.mon partners. And that they could read your aura and tell you exactly your digi.mon partner. And everyone believed this shit, mostly because two of them were prominent members and how could they lie. The process was simple, you would DM them either a creative piece you’ve done (art, writing, etc) or send a photo of yourself and they’d come back in a few days and tell you who your partner was. There was only ever one individual this method of tracking did not work on and that is yours truly. Oh and at the time it hit hard because I had started falling down the rabbit hole. This is the beginning of the cult-ish stuff.

Then the Ouija board happened. I have no issues with what happened during the fucking around with said Ouija board, I have issues with everything that spiraled out of control after. They fucked around with it confirming people’s partners that the others had “found”. And eventually they asked about mine. And then it was basically said, “oh we can’t tell you the results”. I was eventually added to this secret site of “The Chosen”. And basically told, “oh your partner is the offspring/creation of THE BIG BAD” and there were all sorts of debates on what to do about it. I literally thought I was getting punked at first and these people are clearly taking this whole thing too far. No, these people all believed this. Oh and the best part, most of the people involved in this “chosen” group were in their mid 20s. Me being a depressed as fuck 16yo that just wanted something exciting in life ended up eating all this up. I felt special and chosen. I look back on it now and I’m like what a fucking idiot.

We were all taught from the three who could do the stuff I explained earlier how we can also learn to bond and communicate and see our partner. I had absolutely no progress. Eventually this stuff led to everyone in this “chosen” group getting a “special guardian spirit”. Again, I made no progress on this. And to the point where they made me feel special again, I was the only person who had the wrong “guardian spirit” and they eventually found my “real one”, more on this later.

These discussions moved from a forum site to a private skype chat room, and then further smaller private chat rooms. The movement to skype is where I started having some bad experiences. I gave a few of my “close” friends on the site my phone number, soon everyone had my number. And this happened to multiple people over the years. My own stupidity at the time.

This stuff continued as I finished high school. At the time, I still managed to maintain my social life with school friends, keep up my grades, etc. Got into college with a good scholarship in my dream field. And then I started to go downhill once I got to school. The longer this stuff went on, the more you were expected to be involved. Including being on skype calls all night. It slowly began consuming my life. I ended up not only with depression, but ending up with an ED that was tied to anxiety so I’d go days without eating. I was seeing things and hearing voices, which was highly encouraged because it meant things were working. I literally could not tell the difference of when I was asleep or awake. I honestly do not remember the majority of my freshman year of college. I had no real friends and was just barely scraping by grade-wise. And well, the academic year almost ended with me hanging from a pipe in my dorm.

I ended up running the site I started on as an admin after the original admin team left. And it was expected you do not mention any of the “secret” stuff on the main site. Over the years I know it became clear to the users not included that there were secrets in the background. And those who knew stuff would actively fuck with these users. And if I haven’t made it clear yet, there was a hierarchy to this whole secret group. And it was the original three who were mentioned at the beginning that were on top. And what they said was gospel. Whatever they claimed is what happened and whatever rules they had were the rules. But of course certain people could break the rules and get away with it.

This next part happened at some point during my freshman year and will be relevant again later on. This is the biggest TW section so skip if you have to. I had a user dox me. He had my home address and threatened to post it. He had sent it privately to a few other users as well that alerted me of this. His reasoning? I would not date him or say I loved him. He told me that he would come to my house, murder me, r*pe my dead body, because he is the only one who gets to have me. Another user got involved and called the cops. I do not know if anything ever came of this because I never spoke to anyone about it. I at the time had admin privileges on one of the sites so I banned him and blocked his IP and I blocked him on anything I could. And I continued doing this over the years. I was told I was a bad person for doing this because I did not understand him. This lead to a lot of the things in the above paragraph getting worse.

As this all continued, there were battles and casualties and everyone ended up with like 20 partners. And if you haven’t noticed I’ve stopped using the term digi.mon entirely in the past few paragraphs. That’s because oh they weren’t digi.mon. They were spirits/dimensional beings that took on a form we were comfortable with and we formed a bond with. And I kept going along with all of this because I was in too deep at this point. And obviously yes, this all made sense. So at some point during this time, my “spirit” went to sleep and a new one “awakened”. And I of course still went along with all this. The BIG BAD kept mutating into stronger forms and blah blah blah.

During my fall semester sophomore year, I joined theatre at my college and did tech. Honestly, one of the reasons I was able to begin breaking away from this. I started to get an actual friend group and have less time for these sites. But there was always a pull of “you have to be here”. You were expected to be on skype calls and/or active in chat.

Well, that all changed at the start of 2015. They wanted a deletion of all the other sites and they would have one site united under one belief system. I was not a huge fan of this and made this known, but also offered to help in the coding as that was a skill I had that no one else really had. It got out around that I was a cunt and a power hungry bitch and blah blah blah. If it was just that, I would probably not have left. No no no, I was accused of lying about the shit that that user said and did to me. Because he is such a nice guy that could never do that type of stuff. And unless I provided the receipts I was clearly an attention seeking liar that wanted to ruin his life. That was the straw. I fucking blacked out in a rage and attempted to delete some of the different websites, I blasted some of these people on their real facebooks, and then I deleted all of my accounts and blocked everyone and blocked their numbers.

After that, I started talking with other people that quit. I started enjoying my college life. And I tried to act like none of that stuff had happened. I distanced myself from those individuals that were active in the Digi.mon community. I stopped hearing the voices and seeing things. I started going to therapy. My road hasn’t been perfect, but I’ve come a long way since I got out of this stuff. Honestly going to meet up with one old member after covid is all clear cause we’ve known each other for over a decade now and its about time we finally meet in person.

So yeah, that’s my story. I know I jumped around a bit and thoughts might not be too clear, but I wanted to share the fucked up things that happen in the background of the digi.mon community. Did I have good times? Hell yeah. The Olive Garden incident still to this day is iconic. We played d&d oneshots sometimes. We had memes. We all watched xros and hunters together live. And I still have some good friends out of this. The most fascinating thing out of all of this is everyone from the community that I still am either in contact with or see them via social media had admitted over the years to suffer from some kind of mental illness and has come out as part of the LGBTQA+ community. My own conclusion is a lot of us got sucked in due to depression/escapism and just a feeling of not belonging. And being around people of similar age with similar interests just made things more bearable at times. It also made a lot of us very vulnerable to the manipulation that took place, whether it was intentional or just one big group delusion created by multiple mentally ill people. I call it a cult, but I'm sure people will disagree with me. Whatever you want to call it, it wasn't good for my mental health in the long run.

If this shit is still going on, I hope people aren’t letting it consume their lives. And I just wish the best for everyone even if some of the shit hurt me.

As I said up top, if you want me to elaborate on anything or have questions, I’m good with talking about stuff. If you know me IRL and are reading this and are like "RACHEL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" I owe you a drink and explanation. And of course it Is okay to reblog. This is one hell of a comeback post on this site, am I right?

[thecursedhellblazer]

Boxing Day and Mistletoe for the December meme!

December Positivity meme || Accepting !

★ Boxing Day: tag someone whose writing style you love

(( Uuuh, I definitely have quite a few people to tag for this one. I had the luck to meet a fair number of very talented people on this hellsite, and being able to write with them is a blessing! And please consider this as a (alphabetical) list of recommendations! ))

@adventurepunks : ‘cause in this lair we love and cherish Bianca (who, aside from a great RP partner, has also found the will to become friends with me, something I am very grateful for). She honestly can write almost any sort of thread, from the silly or fluffy one, to action based threads, to heavy ones with introspection, and make each of them a great ride. Also, we allow each other to indulge in our macabre streak, which is a huge added bonus. And she’s a gal who knows her lore (so a rare kind).

@blizzardmuses : I love Bea and I love her portrayals. So far, I have RPed only with her female muses, but I’m sure that she can write her male muses just as well. I love how she’s able to give the right amount of personality and energy said muses deserve (which is rare considering that it’s much harder to find female muses in the rpc), both in what she has them do and in how she writes them (body language and dialogues). The vitality you can find in her writing is refreshing.

@cosmosfated : Yet another great writer. I’m not even sure where to start from. Their character is one of the most complex I’ve met so far and their writing style adapts perfectly to Fleur’s quirks and moods. They also manage to hint things in between the lines, without telling you all you’d like to know and leaving you wonder (much like their character does). Their replies are always so very lively, it’s a pleasure to receive them.

@rapxir : Katie is another amazing writer I have the luck to write with and a very good friend. Writing is her thing and it shows. Not only in her writing style, but also in the complexity of her character. She’s a very adaptable writer, so she can easily shift between different themes and fandoms too, no matter how different they are. Also, she manages to put a lot of attention in the psychology of her character, through writing small details of her reactions, and that’s a delightful way to learn about Ruby every time a bit more.

@thedemonconstantine : I’m pretty sure that a lot of people who follow this blog (and more) follow K’s too, so that doesn’t leave me much to say I guess. I’ll just quote something that someone said and on which I totally agree: K is the best when it comes to quick actions scenes. That’s pretty much almost set in stone xD

(( A special mention for @darkdabbling , whom I’m just starting to discover. I already love how detailed their writing is, full of introspection and elegant! I’m really looking forward to write with them properly! ))

★ Mistletoe: tag your shipping partners

(( I’ll be tagging again the people I mentioned in the other question, don’t mind me! Also, I’m including platonic ships too, ‘cause they are as important as the romantic ones! ))

@thedemonconstantine : John & Demon John are my bloody guilty pleasure and I’m so not getting over them any time soon (which is both a good and a very bad thing). I can’t remember the last time I got so invested in a ship, in all its shades. Besides those two twats, I have two of my fave platonic ships: Tim & John (and I have to thank K for allowing me to discover both them as a pair, full of parallels and with that mentor/pupil dynamic where you can’t tell who is what, and Timmy as a character) and Chas & John (love them in canon, love the additional we have created in our interactions. They deepened even more their not always healthy bond and I love their shenanigans). Special mention: John & Yoyo.

@adventurepunks : John & Nick are...complicated xD Under some points of view they are still sniffing each other and I love the slow burn we are building, with a step forward and then a few steps backwards. Seeing them getting to know each other, learning how to deal with their differences, bonding...and we all know how it ends (sweet tragedy). Also, John & Zee! We still haven’t developed them as much as the blokes, but I already enjoy their bantering and soft friendship. I can’t wait to work on them too. And of course, the thruple dynamics (which is still a work in progress). Special mention: Francis.

@thegreenxrcher : John & Oliver are another of my main ships on this blog. They are my fault, I’ll confess it, but it seems that all has turned out well, so I’m proud of it xD They really compliment each other, with both their differences and similarities. John also has an odd dynamic with Shar’s demon OC...and I’m curious to see where that will go.

@rapxir : Ah, Ruby, John’s other unofficially adopted kid. I love the parallels between them and how protective they are of each other, even if they bicker a lot and poke each other, hiding their real shared affection. They are just...so good for each other. And they totally deserve each other xD Special mention; Bump.

@blizzardmuses : John & Kori make me crying in all the possible sense of the term. She is the sort of friend John needs, with her unshakable hope and all her efforts to see the bright side. At the same time, John can definitely teach her how to see and deal with the darkest sides of life. Plus, they have a lot trauma in common and that alone is fated to bring them together.

@paradiseturnedhell : John & T’s Nick are quite the odd pair. Enemies and friends, adversaries and lovers, hunter and prey (and this last two roles get switched often). I enjoy the different dynamics they have and how their relationship slowly shift towards one side or the other. It opens a lot of interesting doors!

@obsessionsarenotforheroes : Miss T again, this time John & Jessica. They got so close and so...soft with each other, and I was not expecting it. They found in each other the kind of friend they needed and that makes me so happy, tbh. I might have a preference for angst (which these two offer in abundance), but it’s nice to see them helping each other out of their respective abysses too.

@cosmosfated : John & Fleur are...something else. I wouldn’t know how to describe their relationship and it’s pretty clear that they don’t know for sure either...which makes things even more interesting. I absolutely love how they can go from being complete idiots to completely serious, and all there’s in-between. They are unpredictable and that’s all part of the fun.

@xstabcastx : John & Ava are definitely my fave BrOTP from the Arrowverse adaptation. As much as I love John & Sara’s friendship, Lina made me fall in love with our two idiots. They are such an unlikely pair of friends and that makes them perfect x3

@laughter-in-white : I honestly don’t know what to say about John & Croptop!J aside from the fact that they are fuckin’ hilarious x'D They are yet another unlikely pair, perhaps the most unlikely, and yet, at the same time, they have more in common than they realise. And the fact that the mun’s portrayal is a delight in general just make it all much, much better!

[jlf23tumble]

Questions?

Tagged by @alienfuckeronmain, she knows I’m down for narse hour!

Nickname? In my line of work, you live and die by your initials, so a lot of colleagues would probably say Jiff or Jiffy (for JF); my brother would say Jen-la (from when he was a kid and just added -la to the end of everyone’s names)

Real name? Jen (which I suppose is a nickname in and of itself, but I rarely, if ever, use the full version)

Zodiac sign? Pisces Sun, Capricorn moon, Capricorn rising (so much mud!)

Favorite musicians/groups? Amy Winehouse, Lana Del Rey, Childish Gambino, Khalid, Lizzo, Orville Peck, Spice Girls, Stromae, Taylor Swift, Bloc Party, Lily Allen, Kendrick Lamar, MIA, Little Mix, First Aid Kit, the Kinks, the Libertines, Stormzy, Blur, Diana Ross, Kasabian, the Smiths, the Specials, Princess Superstar, Minutemen, Lush, Elastica, Scissor Sisters, David Bowie, Rihanna, Queen, Tyler the Creator, Patsy Cline, Pulp, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, One Direction, Arctic Monkeys, to name a random scroll through recent overly played pieces

Favorite sports team? I grew up WAY NorCal, so all the SF teams (Warriors, Giants, 49ers), even though I only pay attention if those teams make it to the end of whatever season it is, I’m the fairest of fair weather fans

Other blogs? Oh god, so many, and I would probably do so many more! @harry-carries highlights how much shit Harry Styles carries in one hand, @daily-hs2o reminds us all to drink more water, @marathonficbreak is the place for short-n-spicy reads, @fanfic-moodboard is a visual place for fic recs (so neglected, I promise to come back soon, my love), @1dzodiac is a guide to the signs as they relate to the members of One Direction, @pubefest2020 is comin’ for us all this month, @dogladies is as it says, a place for ladies posing with dogs, and my very favorite is @momrry, which celebrates all things maternal Harry Styles (I gotta get better with tagging beyond the hids, but this blog’s followers are the purest on this hellsite, the love they have for her, sigh)

Do I get asks? I sure do, and I love (most of) them! They run a pretty wide gamut: princess harry haters/angry ex-larrie harries/hand-wringing louies (though I think I’ve blocked most of those), aesthetic blogs wondering what the FUCK they’re looking at, beautiful people who read tags and wonder what the FUCK I’m talking about, fic requesters, mutuals of mutuals with closed inboxes who want to share some love, people just helpin’ my dumb ass out when I wonder about stuff, recap requesters, etc. I’m probably missing some of my favorites, but generally speaking, they’re great, especially the nice ones.

How many blogs do I follow? Around 200, but some of those are dead, and I’m just hoping they’ll return so I don’t unfollow

Tumblr crushes? Too many to list!!! I crush on all of the ones I’m followin’

Lucky number? 3

What am I wearing? H&M stretchy jeans, a vintage Las Vegas t-shirt, ratty cardigan--my uniform!

Dream vacation? Anywhere that lets me have some solo time and then time with friends/family (as for places, god, anywhere, I love to travel)

Dream car? Vintage BMW 2002 or Dodge Darts from the ‘60s

Favorite food? Big-time savory savorer here, so I’ll take almost any appetizer (I love a dip especially)

Drink of choice? Fancy-pants cocktails!!! The bubblier, the better!

Instruments? I have a bass guitar and used to be able to handle dumdum tab for it, but it has been SEVERAL minutes.

Languages? I came so close to minoring in French in college, but I haven’t kept up with it (I can definitely get by in France, but I’m not the best speaker). I know enough Spanish to understand the very basics of what I’m hearing or reading, but speaking it? Something I really need to work on!

Celebrity crushes? I’m awful with these because I tend to crush more on characters than I do on people, there’s always SOMETHING that ruins whatever fantasy you build up in a celeb, but if we’re going with actual people, I’d say Hedy Lamar for the ladies (she’s beautiful and ALWAYS thinking about inventing wi-fi), but I suppose we need a living lady, so I’ll go with Kate Moss (she’s also beautiful, and yeah, she’s thinking about how she’s from Croyden, she’s done a bunch of shit, and she seems fun, but she also NEVER speaks, so for all I know, she’s the absolute worst, which feels risky, but I said what I said). For the dudes, gotta be John Boyega and/or Oscar Isaac (both are so hot and funny, they seem really smart, plus they NEVER shut up in interviews about the Disney bullshit, and I, for one, find that ver attractive).

Random fact? I almost got into it with Jason Statham at an Arctic Monkeys concert in LA because he was clearly on something, and I had the audacity to bump into him (points in my favor: being a girl, being taller than him, the rest of the people in his crew, hooray for Hollywood!!)

I’ll tag @42mins, @kerasines, @silverfoxlouis, @statementsue, @setsailtomorrow, @sashinalash, @thecelineharry, @harryincamp and anyone else who wants to!!

[pchlarz]

Minecraft could have such a cool lore and game mechanics

So I played minecraft since I was like 13 or something, when the thing was still in early beta. I still play it, but after half an hour tops I just lose interest and quit. The game isn’t challenging, the world seems empty and npc and animals like wind up toys than anything else. I know minecraft is a canvas you have to paint on, but I was always more into the idea of Minecraft as a world you have to tame and grow into. There are mods that do that, like rlcraft (which im not gonna play cause the lycanite mobs don’t fit into the games art style and ice and fire mobs are straight up unfair). And you know, since I have a script, dissertation, stop motion animation to do this semester for my Filmmaking Uni, I’ve been thinking about minecraft a lot. Procrastination, am I right my dudes?

I have no idea how to make mods, I can barely use Java to install Optifine for crying out loud, but I can write a couple hundred words post on this hellsite that no ones gonna read, cause it’s literally my first post, and no one can stop me! Also maybe somebody’s gonna get inspired and make it. No need to credit me, just let me play it XD

The World and Lore, I guess

So, let’s get one thing straight... Is the Minecraft world post apo? Like let’s be real for a second. The player is the only human specimen in the entire world. There are villigers that are vaguely humanoid, but they are definately “The other” some ofshoot of the human race than actual human beings. Zombies and skeletons seem to share the player’s anatomy but they’re undead, therefore dead, therefore had to be alive at some point. So yeah, let’s work with that! 

Let’s say that in a distant future, like distant enough for new subspecies of homo sapiens had time to evolve with enough pressure. The human world died after they opened the portal to the End. This allowed magic to seap into the world, boosting the technology but also corrupting people it cam across with. Like why is the Ender Dragon dropping more exp than your PC is able to handle? Cause she’s the source of all magic! Why do monsters drop it? Cause it’s what reanimated/mutated them. So according to this, fucking with the eldritch magic balls is what created the zombie virus, destroying the human race. Also the End is the moon. Like not our moon. Opening the portal didn’t just link the worlds together, it straight up teleported the End into the earth orbit, destroying the native moon and replacing it. And that’s why the monster’s only come up night, cause that’s when the End holds the most influence over the overworld. 

But what about the villigers? Just descendents of humans who have survived the apocalypse. Some adopted peaceful agrocultural approach to survive, sharing and caring and being lovely anarchocommunist communities. The other ones living according to the “Survival of the Fittest” evolving into the illigers. But that’s only the two races that are already in the game. Since it’s supposed to be a mod adding shit, lets get some new races! The dwarves have been talked about by the developers so let’s add them. Shorter and stockier than humans, with glowing eyes and not so much beards as just thick fur on their bodies. The underground is cold after all. Also descended from humans, this time those that had enough brains to burrow themselves underground.They just chill in caves, building something like big ant colonies. You could trade with them just like villigers, although instead of emeralds they’d want silver (We need like shitload of new ores, my good people). Oh, and they wouldn’t be pacifist like villigers, if you piss them off, they will mine you to pieces. You could also find them in random caves mining their own business (XD) and by business i mean resources you could mine yourself. And so if you’re a bellend, you could straight up murder them and grab their stuff and have your ores left unmolested. Or you could pay them off to share the loot, giving you a temporary partner with basically x ray vision, leading you to more ores, than you’d find yourself. But at the end of the day, you’d be obligated to split what you found 50/50, meaning that you could get more stuff than on your own, or less, depending on your in real life luck. Boom, reasons for morals. 

I’d like to see a basic faction system, based on which aspect of the game the player finds most appealing. If you’re the kind of a peaceful player who just wants to build and farm, the villigers are your people. They’d gladly take you in if you build, farm and trade for them. If you’re into conquest and looting Pilligers could use your skill to cut some Villigers throats. And if you want mining and exploration, The dwarves wll take you in. Ofcourse you can just be your own person and solo the entire thing, and no one will nag you. 

Character Customination and Skills

I want roleplay, man. Skins are cool but what if on one save I’m the peaceful farmer, developing my village and chilling with my bros, but on other I’m the fucking antichrist, burning them to the ground and taking what I want? Do I just swap my skins depending on what world i’m gonna play today? I quess I could, but that’d be hardly graceful. So let’s just put proper character creation into the game, with ethnicity, hair models and all that other bling. Ideally you’d also be able to paint on your characters if you want scars or tatoos or just dont want to look human. Clothing on the other hand would be a seperate system linked to the survival system. But more about the clothing system later. 

Also since Minecraft is getting slack for becoming more of an RPG when it got its full release, lets embrace that. I’d split them to Gathering, Combat and Crafting skills.Gathering would include your tool proficiency, allowing you to skip enchanting altogether while still getting some upgrade for your tools. Also chances for more resource drops or just getting new utilities from the tools. Any movement releated skills should also be there for simplicity sake. Combat is self explanatory, if we add different weapons types, than there has to be some incentive for specialization. Some skills for combat overall wouldn’t go unwelcome. Dodging, parry without a shield, throwing various weapons and stuff like that. Crafting would be for the new weapon customization, enchanting (including proper spell casting wands) and alchemy. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves with that. 

Custom Tools, Weapons and Armor

Doesn’t it bug you that on multiplayer server everyone just walks around in enchanted diamond eq, throwing all sense of individuality out of the window. Do you like the idea of roleplaying as a cave men the entire game, but the stone sword doesn’t really give you that opportunity? Well let’s do something about it. Instead of vertical tool and weapon progression let’s do it horizontally. Lets take a bit more realistic approach to crafting. Stone tools have to knapped and assembled, bronze has to be casted, iron hammered into shape and wood carved. All types of materials have their drawbacks. Knapping tools would just need you to pick a stone in your offhand and the crafting material of your choice in your main and right click. And from there you get the list of shapes you can knap your stone into. And after choosing the tool/weapon type of your liking you knap it again to customize the shape more. Do you want your hatchet to look like a primitive piece of sharp rock or a skillfully crafted tomahawk? Casts for soft metals and wooden objects would be made in the same way, just with a carwing knife instead of stone and wax or wood for the crafting material. Than just put your cast into clay to get a mold. Fire the mold, craft a crucible and pour the molten metal into the mold. Change the anvil from an enchanting tool into a proper workbench for your hard metals. Then craft some handles, guards or accesories and put them all together in your crafting window. Different materials would have different pros and cons. Stone tools have low durability but don’t have any wear mechanic. Wood rots, Soft metals can bend and have to be straightened and hard metals rust and have to be cleaned. Also no tool progression. What you can mine depends on your mining level. Right now you can easily get diamond on yout first day if you mine deep enough. Locking it over a skill tree would pace the games more high tier materials more naturally. Also diamonds are classed as knapped material. No diamond swords for you, but a diamond macuhuitl is totally cool. Just craft a wooden sword of your choice and add some diamond blades in the crafting. 

Armor would be split into classes, Light, Medium and Plate. You can’t make armor out of stone (so no diamond armor either, but you could encrust your other armor with it) but you can make wooden plate. Just for the heck of it. Different armor classes would affect your stamina meter differently. 

Guns!!!

I’m not a gun nut, but hey we have gunpowder in the game. Let’s add guns. But just the flintlock ones, atleast the ones made by the player. They could be made out of anything even stone, just for the heck of it. They would be crafted like any other weapon. But shooting them would be expensive with all the gunpowder you’d have to loot from creepers (I like the idea of dead creepers burning away, giving you only a short window to loot them) or craft from sulfur, a new rare resource. Still they’d pack quite a punch and make hella noise, bringing all the monsters to you. Also long reload time, they’re flintlock after all. 

Also lets adhere to an old fantasy trope and make them unenchantable. Their op as they are. 

Animals and Looting 

Just add more animals. Add more predators, so the day isn’t just a cake walk. Add predators hunting. Pray running from a player simply approaching. Give me a run for my food. Animals reproducing on their own. If you want to tame livestock or pets than you better hope for a rare domesticated kind of animals or trap and break them enough for them to let them eat from your hand. 

And what about hunting. If you manage to kill an animal, it doesn’t just disappear and live porkshops in the cloud of smoke. Every killed entity just turns into a corpse that you have to manually loot, while holding a sharp weapon (for simplicity sake). All of them drop their hide (acting kinda like armor with its own durability, on which depends how much letter you’ll get from it, thus encouraging clean one hit kills), a lot more meat (so you don’t have to slaughter an entire herd just to have something to eat) and bones. Also food would spoil now, to discourage hoarding it. But there would be workarounds like salting it or drying it for jerky. 

Various animal hides could act as trophies (if you’re a cunt) or for crafting special clothing items or beds (since proper wool would be much harder to come by now). 

Monsters and the Night

Same deal as in the main game. Mostly undead with some mutated mobs like creepers and phantoms. The only hostile mob I’d add would be Vampires, who would follow the player and try to score a hit while you’re unaware. Of course they’d be rather rare. Enderman on the other hand... Let’s raise them to the mini boss standard. When they were announced I was hyped, that they’ll be a proper horror mob that you could be genuinely terryfied of. But no, they just vibin’ most of the time. So let’s change them. Since in the new lore the undead are humans corrupted by magic, enderman should be the remnents of the humans who have gone and got trapped in the End, turned into the Dragons army. And now their job is to stalk you and kill you. You still have to look at them for them to turn hostile, but now they don’t care if you only looked at them from the distance. If they can see you and you can see them, they attack. Give them proper range. Let them teleport behind you to score a hit. Put blocks in your way if you try to run. They could pick you up and teleport with you next to ledges (they shouldn’t just be able to throw you over the edge, let’s give players a fighting chance). They should also steal more valuable blocks than just dirt. Let them target specifically blocks placed by the player, allowing them to pick holes in your defenses for other mobs to get to your house. 

The night itself would change. For the first couple nights there should be no monsters. The rise of the undead according to the new lore is the Dragon learning about the new human in the world trying to slow them down from discovering the End portal. But for the first few nights it would be unaware of your existance, letting you to get comfortable. But when the first full moon hits, The dragon saw you and she will let you know she sees. And from then on, every night the undead horde will rise to haunt you, only resting during the eclipse (since the dragon can’t see). On the other hand the full moon would be equivalent to the blood moon from terraria.  With mobs more aggressive, able to break your doors and forcing you to defend yourself. Also you wouldn’t be able to sleep during the full moon. If you manage to fall asleep, you wake up dead with mobs spawned all over your house. Also the mobs don’t burn in the sunlight. When the night ends, they just disapear like Enderman. 

The mobs right now spawn only on active chunks, but let’s add a lore reason for it. They’re targeting you. This is why going to a village means bringing the horde to them. And if you don’t fight or they kill to many, the viligers will add two and twoo together, banishing you from their dwelling. The illigers will just turn hostile. The dwarves won’t mind since the undead are plentiful underground anyway. 

Also give me my Overworld Dragons. Like proper fire breathing ones. Kinda like the ones from Ice and Fire but actually managable and not the size of goddamn school. 

Survival Mechanics

Let’s add thirst. You can’t just drink any water ofcourse, so while food means you have to scavenge or hunt, thirst encourages you to either find drinkable streams or distill the water. Eventually just drink juices or booze. Yeah, let’s add booze. Just for fun, with all the stuff i’d want to add the game wouldn’t be kid friendly anyway. 

You have to sleep now. Unslept nights cut your stamina meter by 25% while also bringing the phantoms to you. You can sleep without a bed, but you’re risking temperature debuffs and less stamina regen. 

Temperature. With adding seasons and all the clothing option it seems reasonable (also i loved it in don’t starve). To not make the HUD to cluttered I’d just display the temperature on your heart meter, having them freeze over for cold and dry out for hot. Dried and frozen hearts wouldn’t be included in your hp pool, meaning that temperature makes you weaker. You could fight the temperature with proper clothing, fire or ice. Although the hot temperatures would be more forgiving, just making you lose water faster and being managable with shadow from blocks. 

Clothes would have their own slots, be made in their crafting table and heavily customizable like banners and letter armor, giving proper use for all the dyes we have. They could also be drawn on like player skins. You could also wear some of them on armor, allowing for further character customization. They’d have their own durability, but be easily repairable. Aside from temperature protection they would be mostly cosmetic and if you don’t like the idea of having to wear a coat in the winter, just enchant your shorts with some frost protection. 

Hunger would be overhauled slightly, letting you to get fat from food. But just like in real life FAT IS YOUR FRIEND (just you now, moderate amounts). It let’s you absorb all foods value even with a full bar. Still to much of it will slow you down and make your stamina bar go down faster. Oh and it’s no longer your stamina bar, that’s a seperate thing now, indicated by a small lighting bolt icon above your exp level. Still a full food and water bar is nessecary for healing. 

Enchanting

Bookshelves no longer make the enchantments stronger. Atleast not the decorative ones. Instead you have to enchant books on your own hoping for the “Arcane Knowladge” enchantment, which can’t be put on anything but, if you put a book with it in the bookshelf it will raise the enchantment cap. So does leveling your enchanting skill, as well as allowing you to see what enchant you’re putting on your stuff, as you grow more fluent in the language of magic. Enchanting would also be more powerfull in the night, as that’s when the End - The birthplace of magic is the strongest. This also means that enchanting during the full moon would create the most powerful enchantments, if you can manage to enchant while the undead hordes attack. And they will try to get to you as an active enchanting table is drawing them closer. 

Different materials have different enchantibility. Pracious metals are overall more conductive, while obsydian might make fire enchantments stronger. This would come into play mostly when crafting staffs!

While Guns are unenchantable, Staffs are just weak pole weapons without magic. But enchanting them let’s you pick a spell for them, like lightinig bolt, healing, stuff like that. One staff can hold only one enchantment and casting spells uses exp points meaning that you’d need quite a big pool to be able to just be a mage. While staffs are two-handed you can also make wands to cast with your offhand. Ofcourse they’d be less powerful to balance things out. 

As the Anvil is now a crafting station, the Arcane Anvil would take it’s place made from obsidian and golden bars. While we’re at it lets also think about Arcane Chests to store your exp. 

Player Death

Why can the player just live after death? Well depends on difficulty. If you want to lose your stuff but keep the skills, it’s because the last humans put a spell on you allowing you to be uneffected by the corruption and also be linked into the world, cursing you to wake up from dying in the last place you slept, making you think if your death was just a dream. If you want a more hardcore experience then it’s because they cast a spell of reincarnation on you, so you don’t come back as the exact same person, having to work upon the achievements of your predessecors (I have no idea how to write that, I’m polish okay?). And if you just want straight up hardcore, they sent you to the future, with only one chance to make things right. Applies to the multiplayer, there’s just more of you that have been cursed.

If you find your dead body you can loot it. But on the reincarnation difficulty all the food, potions, weapons and armor you had will have long rot away. A lot time passed afterall. 

The Stronghold and the End

So if you actually read so far, I love you and congratulations. I’m writing this while I’m high, so it probably doesn’t make much sense. Still, thanks! 

So... Strongholds suck. Let’s get rid of them. Instead let’s put the End Portal in a new rare biome. The Ruins! They would be a large decimated city from before the apocalypse, now overtaken by vegetation with undead present even in the daylight. The magic is right in the heart of the city after all. The undead are much more powerfull here, some even having modern weaponry like assult rifles. They can be looted, but they’re all falling apart and you can’t craft them. But you could repair them and use them. They’d be end game unenchantable gear. Enderman also stalk the city, so you’d have to be prepered for them. You still find the city with the eyes of ender, but this time crafted with a compas and obsidian to create the Ender Compass, cause fuck throwing balls into the air. The End Portal is in the heart of the city in the special dungeon called the Crumbling Facility. It’d be a long parkour challange with you having to reach the top while also fighting for your life. “But Pchlarz”, I hear you saying, “You could just build across or up, this is Minecraft”. Well no, cause the building would be made from gravity affected blocks, meaning that if you do, the whole thing falls apart. As for building up, try to do that while being shot from every direction. What if the tower falls? Well, the End Portal awakes spawning more monsters and moving to the height limit. So now you would have to build straight up, while the Enderman teleport to your position and try to throw you off. But if you get there, the Portal is your to enter. 

And so you do. Before you stands a temple build in the center of the New Moon. The towers are still there and the Dragon still heals from them. The temple is built from blocks the Enderman took from you (not just them ofc) You destroy the crystal and fight the dragon. It picks you up, throws you around, breathes Black fire (purple is ugly, sorry guys). You chip at its health and finally you bring it to half. And thats when the dragon falls into the temple with broken wings. Now it’s a ground battle. Now you have cover, but the temple is destructable. It’s blocks affected by gravity. Finally you kill the dragon. It imbues you with its magic and drops it’s heart. Still beating, Scarlett and glowing. The Enderman stand around you, their eyes no longer white (yeah i dont like purple), but now inteligent with pupils. They seem thankful. You’ve won. The end stone around you starts crumbling, falling into the void. And there’s no way back home. You start to accept your fate. You’ve sacraficed yourself to end the Undead horde’s reign. And thats when an Enderman takes you by the hand. You walk to the edge of the crumbling world and gaze into the blue globe staring at you from the abyss. It’s the Earth. But you wouldn’t survive the impact. Not from space. That’s when you see the Enderman holding something, with his hand stretched out to you. He’s holding a pair of wings. The Elytra. You put them on, say goodbyes to the newly freed Enderman and dive into the world beneath you, watching as the tall figures behind you die with their dying world. 

You crush into the earth. With half a heart you drag yourself to safety. The Ender compass now points the way to your bed. You walk. Victorious. 

Endgame

So you’ve beat the game. What’s now? Well the Enderman are no longer hostile. And the dragon heart? You can put it into your alchemy station and turn it into the potion of resurection. While the zombie villigers could be cured with a golden apple and the potion of weakness, the human zombies need this one. The skeletons are to far gone, but zombies and vampires can be turned back. The Dragons Heart can never be used, but if you lose it, well it sucks to be you hero. 

With cured humans you can create a village and start rebuilding. You can have relationships with them, turn them into companions and even have children with them (i like stardew valley okay). And with their numbers growing it’s up to you if you will live in peace with new races populating the world or reestablish the human reign on earth. 

Okay this took me like three hours and the weed is wearing off. I think way to much about minecraft, maaan. Still hope you like it. And make this mod for me. I’d be grateful. 

[ricco4]

I was tagged by: @lepetiterik

1❀. Nickname: Lou or Lori Lou tho not many people call me that, my plumber calls me Saddle Burr, and a girl(called Mo) at summer camp called me Scooby.

2❀. Gender: Agender

3❀. Zodiac: Aquarius(also Ram- honestly I've always preferred the Chinese zodiac)

4❀. Height: 5'7"

5❀. Age: 27

6❀. Time: 10:25pm central. This has taken me a damn hour to do because my stupid phone wouldn't let me copy/paste, this hellsite wouldn't let me log in on my computer, and I'm a stubborn asshole when my mind gets set on something.

7❀. Favorite bands/solo artists : Band I'd have to say Snow Patrol and Solo I'd say Hozier. I listen to music more on a song by song basis.

8❀. Song stuck in my head: Country Road by John Denver. I saw it mentioned on my dash yesterday it's pleasantly floating through my brain, which is nice.

9❀. Last movie I saw: I don't remember lol It was Infinity War in theaters, but last just in general idk

10❀. Last thing I googled: 50lb salt block holder 🤣

11❀. Other blog: I have a blog where I post a lot of Horse stuff, because I can. It's pretty boring but I can post pics from my phone so it's almost like a diary

12❀. Do I get asks: Very rarely. Most of them are bots or pr0n accounts. It sucks.

13❀. Why I chose my URL: No reason really, I just didn't want to use the same name I used on all my other accounts. Just wanted something different for once. I'd just read a book with a guy called Rico and I liked it.

14❀. Following: 588 but there's quite a few of them that are abandoned, I just don't care to take the time to go through them all

15❀. Average amount of sleep: I try hard for a solid 8 and get it most of the time. Don't do well on much less, at least for long.

16❀. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 8 seem to be pretty common in my life? I'm not a 'lucky' person tho

17❀. What I'm wearing right now: omg my pajamas are red boxers covered in penguins and a blue camo tank that says Paint Girl 🤣

18❀. Dream Job: I'm doing it! Breeding and raising Horses! 😁

19❀. Dream trip: I really want to go to Japan, but also New Zealand and the Faroe Islands.

20❀. Favorite food: I love my moms beef stroganoff a lot

21❀. Play any Instrument: I was learning to play the violin as a kid but the guy that was teaching me told me he would not give me any more lessons unless I joined the youth orchestra. I told him to shove it. I still have that tiny violin that I don't remember how to play anymore lol

22❀. Favorite Song: Eh, that's really hard...

23❀. Play(ed) any sport: I played Volleyball on an undefeated middle school team, shot skeet and sporting clays pretty hard for 3.5 years tho never competed, and I've shown horses for 24 years now.

24❀. Hair color: Dark brown w/ a lot of gray lol My Oma, who had the exact same kind of hair as me, was totally gray at 30 so... yay gray

25❀. Eye color: Green/brown, not hazel tho. There's a very clear distinction between the two colors, green to the inside and brown to the outside.

26❀. Language you speak/ are learning: Speak native English, enough Spanish to kinda sorta get by, bits and pieces of German, and I know quite a bit of Japanese vocabulary, including Hiragana and 30 some-odd Kanji(fuck Katakana, it sucks) but the grammar still escapes me. My Spanish used to be much better but I've lost a lot of it. I really need to pick it back up...

27❀. Random fact: If horses didn't exist I would be a Paleontologist specializing in marine life, further specializing in Sharks. I fucking love ancient sharks.

28❀. Describe yourself as an aesthetic/thing: There is literally nothing 'aesthetic' about me LOL It's old boots, old jeans, and old t-shirts allday everyday, with a long sleeve shirt and a wool sweater added in the winter. Oh, and did I mention that I'm always somehow dirty? Don't even let me look at anything white because within 5 minutes it won't be white anymore.

Tagging: Literally if you see this and haven't done it yet then TAG you gotta do it.

[minervacampbell]

Here Are The Rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

Fool Lineup: @pastelprincejin @gooddyl @pyotrilyiich @aphbunny @meijifruitsalad @sorellaperfratello @herr-hornhead @vacnyooming and uh all my other mutuals if we’re mutuals you’re tagged

the last

1. drink: apple juice 2. phone call: my dad 3. text message: @pastelprincejin 4. song you listened to: ehh can’t remember 5. time you cried: probably like yesterday. or earlier today. 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: no 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: no

10. been depressed: depression? in my me? it’s more likely than you think

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

3 favorite colours

12. pink 13. like. aquamarine blue 14. lilac

in the last year have you 15. made new friends: yes! 16. fallen out of love: no 17. laughed until you cried: yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: i guess not?? maybe? 19. met someone who changed you: i don’t think so ? 20. found out who your friends are: :))))))))) 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: don’t have a facebook

general 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: ^^^ 23. do you have any pets: not really 24. do you want to change your name: i guess not but i sure wish people could pronounce it :/ 25. what did you do for your last birthday:had a picnic with my best friends!

26. what time did you wake up: 10:40 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: uhhh probably on this hellsite or watching a//dventu//re ti//me 28. name something you can’t wait for:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: im in the room with her right now 31. what are you listening to right now: the sound of my own typing and my mom washing dishes

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: uh once when i was like 6? 33. something that is getting on your nerves: so i don’t have a migraine right now but i keep imagining the sensation of having a migraine nd taking the pill which tastes really bad and i wish i could. not do that. 34. most visited website: ehh who knows 35. hair colour: medium or dark brown uh idk

36. long or short hair: medium?? 37. do you have a crush on someone: no

38. what do you like about yourself: my eyes 39. piercings: just earlobes 40. blood type: probably o but ive never gotten that confirmed or anything but both of my parents are o so 41. nickname: hal 42. relationship status: single

43. zodiac: cancer sun, taurus moon 44. pronouns: she/her

45. favourite tv show: changes constantly but i’m really getting into ad//venture ti//me again lately 46. tattoos: none 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: none 50. sport: i only ever watch the olympics but i’m pretty into gymnastics and figure skating when the olympics are on 51. vacation: does this mean dream vacation or best vacation i’ve actually had? literally any big touristy place in my dream vacation but best vacation is washington d.c. 52. pair of trainers: ??? uh i own some if that’s what this is asking

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: mashed potatoes 54. drinking: apple juice 55. I’m about to: uhh idk 56. waiting for: idk?? 57. want: idk??? 58. get married: yeah but im ugly 59. career: idk???????

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 63. older or younger: what the fuck 64. nice arms or nice stomach: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 65. hookup or relationship: relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant i guess

HAVE YOU EVER: 67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: no 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: yeah but not for good 70. turned someone down: no one’s asked 71. sex on the first date: bitch no 73. had your heart broken: there’s no one to break it 74. been arrested: im a goody-two-shoes 75. cried when someone died: no one i’m super close to has died (knock on wood) 76. fallen for a friend: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. yourself: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 78. miracles:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 79. love at first sight: i guess not? 80. santa claus: ??? 81. kiss on the first date: fuck if i know 82. angels:  guess not?

OTHER: 84. eye color: brown 85. favorite movie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[harmonization]

9 2   T R U T H S

Tagged by @miss-lulu. Thank you lovely <3

rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose however many people you want to tag!

LAST…

[1] drink: milk tea (I’m addicted) [2] phone call: my parents when I was asking for a ride home lol [3] text message: also my parents. [4] song you listened to: War of Hearts LOL it’s been a while [5] time you cried: I can’t remember, but I’m sure it’s not that long ago since I cry at everything. Movies, TV shows, stress, what have you.

HAVE YOU EVER…

[6] dated someone twice: nope. [7] been cheated on: nope. [8] kissed someone and regretted it: possibly? [9] lost someone special: yeah. [10] been depressed: yep. [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: nope! Omg I’m actually SUPER-emetophobic so I always make sure to watch how much I drink so there’s absolutely no possibility of me throwing up

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] green [13] pink [14] black I suppose?

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: yes definitely! [16] fallen out of love: no [17] laughed until you cried: yes [18] found out someone was talking about you: lol yeah >_> [19] met someone who changed you: probably? People change me in little ways all the time, so. [20] found out who your true friends are: I think so. [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: lol no. Somehow I’ve managed to have a pattern of kissing people who don’t like or use Facebook (hahah does this mean I have a type?)

GENERAL… [22] how many of your tumblr friends do you know in real life: A few. I should actually say it’s more that my IRL friends are on Tumblr, so it’s not like I met them on Tumblr first [23] do you have any pets: I have a kitty! [24] do you want to change your name: Yeah, I’m not a fan of my birth name. But like 90% of people I know IRL actually do call me Harmony anyway so it’s just as much my actual name as my birth name. [25] what did you do for your last birthday: Lol my birthday is in four days from now, I can’t remember stuff that happened a year ago [26] what time did you wake up: Today? 4am. [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: Tumbling probably lol I’m always on this hellsite [28] name something you cannot wait for: My makeup order to come in the mail lol. [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: An hour ago or so [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: HOOO BOY WHERE TO EVEN START. There are a lot of things I wish I could improve [31] what are you listening to right now: Crickets chirping in my backyard lol straya mate [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yes XD [33] something that is getting on your nerves: My Disk Cleanup not working oh my god I need to look up what’s filling up space on my computer [35] elementary: meh [36] high school: it was okay. I made the most friends from high school than from any other level of my education really. [37] college: I liked it on an academic level - I didn’t make a lot of friends but I enjoyed everything I studied. [38] hair colour: black [39] long or short hair: long [40] do you have a crush on someone: not at the moment. [41] what do you like about yourself?: if we’re talking physically, I’m ... tall, I guess? Lol. I was thankfully blessed with long legs, long arms, long fingers. [42] piercings: just the ears. [43] blood type: omg I actually can’t remember lol. I need to look up my latest blood report XD [44] nickname: Harmony [45] relationship status: single [46] zodiac sign: Aries [47] pronouns: she/her [48] fav tv show: I watch way too many TV shows to have a proper answer to this. [49] tattoos: None. I may get some pretty one in the future, we’ll see. [50] right or left handed: Right

FIRST… [51] surgery: I’ve actually never had surgery! Touch wood so I never will omg [52] piercing: ears (first and only) [53] best friend: Tegan, my best friend from elementary school. [54] sport: Does dance count? (I’m a tapper) If so, then tap. [55] vacation: Puncak when I was like ... 3 or 4 years old. It wasn’t an overseas vacation (this was back when I still lived in Indonesia), but I still got to relax and have fun! That was my first time horse-riding too, I think. [56] pair of trainers: I can’t remember this either lol.

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nothing [58] drinking: nothing [59] i’m about to: check my disk cleanup issues again lol this freaking laptop seriously [60] listening to: no music on right now - again, just crickets chirping really loudly in my backyard [61] waiting for: my makeup order to arrive in the mail sobs I can’t wait [62] want: my disk cleanup issues to go away and to put my hands lovingly all over my new makeup things [63] get married: one day yes (I’m a romantic sap ok) [64] career: I work with TV ads right now

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: I like both but I probably like hugs a bit more [66] lips or eyes: eyes [67] shorter or taller: taller [68] older or younger: older? Experience and wisdom often comes with age haha [69] romantic or spontaneous: either [70] nice arms or nice stomach: stomach [71] sensitive or loud: sensitive [72] hook up or relationship: relationship [73] troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger? kind of. Like, he wasn’t a complete stranger, but we only knew each other just barely [75] drank hard liquor? yes [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? no [77] turned someone down: yes [78] sex on first date? no [79] broken someone’s heart? probably :( [80] had your own heart broken? yes. [81] been arrested? no [82] cried when someone died? always [83] fallen for a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself? It’s hard. I try to but it doesn’t always happen. [85] miracles? yes [86] love at first sight? not really, not at first sight, no. [87] santa claus? if you’re talking about the historical St. Nicholas, then yes. If you’re talking about the jolly fat Christmas man, then no. [88] kiss on the first date? why not? [89] angels? yes

OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: I’m not sure if I have one single best friend right now? I just have a lot of different friends I hang with [91] eye colour: brown [92] favourite movie: still the Lord of the Rings trilogy I guess. It has a special place in my heart.

I guess I’ll tag a few of my lovely shtv mutuals? @themagnusbane @nephilimagnus @buchananjames @highwarlockkareena @abloodneed @amorverus @chairman-meeow @zachdempsey - I know this is very long so you absolutely don’t have to do this if you don’t want to, but it’s a good time-killer if you’re bored!

[simplygnawful]

rules: answer all the questions below, then tag 20 people you would like to get to know better... Fuck. I don’t think I even know, like, 10 other people on this website.

tagged by: @prettykitty473

nickname: Jon(as a shorthand), Johnny (not my choice, just something that picked up in my high school), J-mac (please, do not ask because I don’t want to have to explain it), and Jon Con (It’s been years since I’ve allowed anyone to call me this. It’s special, don’t try me).

gender: I’m some kind of guy, I guess. 

star sign: Scorpio, and it shows. 

height: 5'8" (172cm)

sexuality: Bisexual

Hogwarts house: I retook your dumb test and got sorted Slytherin. I’m sure you’ll be able to tell me my life story just based on that. Not sure what the rest of this post is for.

favorite animal: Birds are one of the few things left that I can enjoy with any amount of sincerity. Giraffes are really cool too, though.

average hours spent sleeping: 4-5. Maybe 6, if I decide I’m worth taking care and the nightmares and cryptic ass dreams don’t keep me awake.

dogs or cats: Cats are cool.

number of blankets I sleep with: One comforter and on mostly neglected sheet.

dream trip: Seal me in a bedazzled dumpster and launch my ass to the moon so that I may pose no threat to humanity for at least another 10,000 years... I suppose going camping in any given patch of empty land in New Mexcio wouldn’t be so bad either. I want to see all those sweet ass stars and nebulae.

dream job: Technical writing is my life goal, although I suppose I have pipe dreams for being a school administration type guy. 

when i made this account: Archive says: 12 December 2013. We’re coming up on 4 years.

why I made this account: I was talked into it by a couple of really cool people I used to eat lunch with my senior year. I wanted to impress them, or something along those lines. I don’t pretend to know what went on in my head as a stupid teen. I could have spent the time wasted on this platform learning how to be a better friend, but in the long run what I’ve got to show for my life choices is this stupid blog. It’s not as bad a deal as that made it out to be. You don’t grow without making mistakes, although why I continue to wallow in this one is beyond me. 

number of followers: The counter says 168. The number of blogs listed under my followers section is 61, and about 13 to 14 of those blogs are either inactive or porn-bots. Tumblr is a poorly designed website with shitty UI that tells you nothing. Long answer short; about, 48 give or take.

These aren’t part of the original post, but have been forced upon me by the will of my tagger, so I must oblige.

MBTI type: INFJ

And... She added another one.

sideblogs: NotSoGnawfulPoetry (As dead as my social life, but hey feel free to go check out what I was like when I felt more than 3 emotions and didn’t actively suppress.

Tagging Time: As I said at the beginning, I know maybe ten of you. I’m not the kind of person to needlessly throw myself into the lives of others who I don’t regularly interact with. In fact, that’s sort of my MO. I sort of just like to stay quiet if I think there’s a possibility that I’ll be bothering you by contacting you. I tried to not be like this earlier in this blog’s existence, but it’s a fight I just don’t have the will to continue. If I have to name names, I’m comfortable enough with @soundsandunderbounds to throw them under the bus. Congratulations, this is your grand prize for having known me the longest out of anyone on this hellsite. I interact with a few of you other folk on the daily, in my offline life that is. You know who you are, feel free to take this on if you see it and want to. To everyone else, if you’ve given me a single note in the last year, you’re eligible as well. Fucking go for it, or something, I suppose.

[froggybangbang]

@ashes-and-dust​ tagged me (eons ago) in a thing that starts personal and then degenerates into tv show stuff?? and... well here it is

1.) Why did you choose your URL?

You must all know this by now, lol. Okay so 1-I’m French Canadian, a popular insult for us by the English is “Frog” and I highly believe in claiming back insults.2-The first online url I had (well second. I had wolves has my special interest back when I was 12 so ‘wolfy136′ was the first, fleeting url I got) was after I joinned the HP fandom, with my favourite character, thus Lunard136/Lunard1 was born (that’s moony. my wolf special interest faded in the background but it’s still there to show lol). I started going to other websites than HP ones and I was starting to feel like that url wasn’t good for those so I thought long and hard about something I could be me and not fandom related so I wouldn’t have to change it again (because change is good but I hate it) and I came up with “Froggy”. Only to find it was used already. I was tired of the old 136 so I decided to had something about me in the url, something about my temper (I’m definitely a fire sign) and added the “bangbang” because I catch like a barrel of powder. (you dirty mind you if you thought I’d use it as a sex reference! Shame on you! except lol yeah I knew how it sounded and I was fine with letting people who don’t know me think I’m a nympho. what better way to hide I’m not really all that interested in sex, which is weird and not normal, right? right.)

2.) What’s your middle name?

Very few Quebecois have one, those who are afflicted by the old tradition, weather because their parents are religious or because it’s a tradition and nobody questions it have (for girls) Mary Godmother’sName FirstName LastName (for boys) Joseph Godfather’sName FirstName LastName. That’s the format and absolutely nobody goes by the first two to the point that my passport doesn’t even show them because I was told not to put them in if I’m not using them (???!!!? but okay!) anyway my are Mary Diane Kristine LastName

3.) If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be?

I’d love a tiny dragon? I’m pretty sure I said “I want a X now!” a few onth ago but I can’t remember what it was... But honestly if I can, in my life, befriend a corvid that’s like. the dream goal. It has been for ever.

4.) Favourite colour?

hmmm I really love orange. every shade but especially the dark burnt one. I also like dark green, dark blue, dark teal and dark purple a lot? I’ll go with orange

5.) Favourite song?

That’s.... not something I can answer. Honestly how can you pick one? IDK I really love In Hell I’ll be in Good Company these days? I really love Phillip Glass’ Violin Concerto No.1 2nd Movement if you prefer no voice. Also Dream Fragment from the Chrono Cross OST because I’m a sucker for music box.

Here are a few of my Spotify playlist, for those interested.

A Little Bit of Everything is pretty much all the songs I like and remember to put on spotify (if spotify has them. They lack in Quebecois music)

Music Rec is songs that you might not know about that exist and you should listen to them, but this doesn’t get updated very often

RN is the playlist that keeps changing. My current obsessions are on that one

In the Summertime are songs for a nice warm summer day with a light breeze and a hammock (or something. maybe a few friend in the backyard and a beer.)

And Sunday Mornings is the playlist I’m listening to mainly on sunday mornings (It’s playing right now) because it fits the vibe of a sunday morning when you start your coffee and still might have an eye glued down

6.) What are your top three fandoms?

errr I’ll go with HP, 1D (*glares at @ashes-and-dust​*) and....hmm. I’m not really active in any of the others anymore. but I guess Sherlock?(though Pacific Rim or Cabin Pressure also fit third place but I think I still read more sherlock fic than I do PR or CP)

7.) Why do you enjoy Tumblr?

This hellsite is my main place for interacting with sensible human beings. I also LOVE *those* posts. you the ones where one person asks a questions/ places a random thought and then.... it just. takes a life of its own? and everyone knows them? The Guam Cookie post is one. The many Aliens finds Humans Weird also. but then there’s the smaller ones like just. They are exactly the kind of stuff I’d be saying with my (ex? maybe?)friend in Rimousky like you say something, and they add something in a deadpanned way that is bviously exagerated/insane and then you add on it and they add on it until you are at the stage that you won’t be buy mayo because, really, having to marry someone from an island so you could get away with murder is much too much effort. That’s why I love tumblr.

PICK YOUR 5 FAVORITE TV SHOWS AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS:

ugh I very rarely watch tv anymore these are hard.

1. Merlin

2. Doctor Who (until season 5/6 anyway. Moffat killed it)

3. Torchwood

4. The X-Files (haven’t seen the reboot but I’d love to!)

5. ...... Sherlock (I guess? But I still haven’t watch the last xmas special nor the last season? Moffat killed it?)

1. WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER IN 2?

hmmmmm..... *shakes the Ponds, Martha Jones and Dona Noble in her hand to see which will get out* I’m going to go with Dona. I’m not so in your face, but I really relate with her and she had an awesome friendship with 10, not afraid to give him a good earful if he went overboard.

2. WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE CHARACTER IN 1?

Shit idk. I mean Uther and Morgana where mean shit but I loved their characters for what they were..... I’d say between Uther and Mordred? idk. 

3. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE EPISODE OF 4?

Oh shit. Dude do you have any idea how many episode there is of the xfiles?? I’m going to go with the one on the boat, because that’s the one that popped into my head right now (immediately followed by that black and white one when Mulder meets the Gunmen for the first time... that CELL PHONE OMG) and any moment when Scully and Mulder have SASS going on.

4. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON OF 5?

The first season is the best without a doubt. I’ve loved the second season but in the first one the story were even more concentrated on one story per episode and it was very well thought off and they didn’t overdo it yet, which they tented to do afterwards, as well as letting more episode be one story and not following canon anymore. I’m actually sadden at my lack of consistency at following Elementary.

5. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE RELATIONSHIP IN 3?

Oh. er... Ianto/Jack. but. like. I don’t like to think about that because of children of the earth.

6. WHO IS YOUR ANTI-RELATIONSHIP IN 1?

I know it sounds weird but I really see Arthur and Gwen as bromance who agreed to marry because throne? They have a great chemistry but I just don’t buy it.

7. HOW LONG HAVE YOU WATCHED 4?

The first episode I’ve seen was on TQS with the french dubbed version of the first episode we see the guy that can dislocate every bones in his body to crawl in small places. then I got hooked and rented the VHS of the series, bought books of the series, the official magazines, unofficial biographies (my gosh is the internet cheaper) and watched every episode (at some point switching in the English version on Fridays) until Mulder got abducted. Tried to watch that season but didn’t care to not miss an episode... then I just... forgot to tune in. so that’d be since.... according to WIKI the first episodes in French were in 1994 and “squeeze” is the third one.

8. HOW DID YOU BECOME INTERESTED IN 3?

Because of Doctor Who.

9. WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE ACTOR IN 2?

Grahhhhh okay I’m going to go renewed series because fhjdsahlsb and it’s still hard but I think I’ll go with David Tenant. Tough Karen Gillan is good too. Oh! fuck and John Simm fuck I forgot John Simm and Life on Mars! damn. Okay John Simm

10. WHICH SHOW DO YOU PREFER: 1, 4 OR 5?

You drive a hard bargain. I’ll go with the X-Files; 4

11. WHICH SHOW HAVE YOU SEEN MORE EPISODES OF? 1 OR 3?

as in proportionally? because I’ve see all of them, but I *think* merlin has more episodes? Though I’ve watch Torchwood more often I think?

12. IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE FROM 4, WHO WOULD YOU BE?

I’m not sure I’d like to be anyone on the x-files that sounds like a very dangerous life. although wait no not true! one of the gunmen! They have the coolest job in the series.

13. HOW WOULD YOU KILL OFF YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER IN 3?

*stares* Not like that. 

14. WOULD A 2/3 CROSSOVER WORK?

HAHAHA well. YES, mainly because IT IS a thing between DW and Torchwood.

15. PAIR TWO CHARACTERS IN 2 THAT WOULD MAKE AN UNLIKELY BUT STRANGELY OKAY COUPLE.

The Master and Donna? If, you know, the Master got his murdering tendencies in check. idk I’m not good at pairing people. I pick and chose those who exist in the fandom.

16. OVERALL, WHICH SHOW HAD A BETTER CAST: 3 OR 5?

Damn.... I mean Andrew Scott alone.... but then it got cringey... but I don’t particularly like Gwen but I’m pretty sure it’s not the casting..... I’ll go with Torchwood.

17. WHICH SHOW HAS A BETTER SOUNDTRACK: 1, 4 OR 5?

I do not know Merlin’s Soundtrack well enough to comment on it and I think the X-files’ is pretty lacking, but Sherlock has some very good music, the Irene piece is on of my favourite.

Blergh. I don’t want to tag because lazy. go ahead and give me the answers, though. Especially the music ones I’m always interested in finding new music!