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[dan6085]

50 Hilarious Tweets or X'es about Golf:

1. "Golf: the only sport where whispering is encouraged, but profanity is still heard miles away. 🤐⛳️ #GolfEtiquette"

2. "Trying to figure out my golf swing is like solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. 🤷‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ #GolfStruggles"

3. "Golf is the only time I willingly walk for miles, but heaven forbid I forget my car keys at home. 🚶‍♂️⛳️ #Priorities"

4. "My golf swing is so unique, even the squirrels stop to watch in amazement. 🐿️🏌️‍♀️ #WildlifeFans"

5. "You know you're getting old when you start trading in your bucket list for a golf cart. 🧓⛳️ #GoldenYears"

6. "Golf is a sport where 'tee' time becomes 'tea' time if you're in the wrong mood. ☕️🏌️‍♂️ #CaffeineCuresAll"

7. "In golf, I aim for the fairway but end up on the runway. 🛫🏌️‍♀️ #AirborneGolf"

8. "Golf is like a marriage: I'm committed, but sometimes it drives me to drink. 🍻⛳️ #GolfWisdom"

9. "Golf is the art of yelling 'fore' and then pretending like you knew where the ball was going. 🤷‍♀️🏌️‍♂️ #BallWhisperer"

10. "I hit the ball so far out of bounds that even GPS said, 'You're on your own, buddy.' 🌲🏌️‍♂️ #LostInNature"

11. "My golf handicap is my inability to count all the strokes I took on the last hole. 🤦‍♂️⛳️ #MathChallenge"

12. "Golf: the only time I have more clubs in my bag than friends in my contacts. 📱🏌️‍♀️ #SoloSport"

13. "I swear golf balls have a secret society and only come out of hiding when I'm not looking. 🕵️‍♂️⛳️ #HideAndSeekChamps"

14. "I played golf in a windstorm today. My swing was like a tornado, but the ball went two feet. 🌪️🏌️‍♂️ #WindAssist"

15. "Golf: where 'slice' is not just a pizza term, but also my swing style. 🍕🏌️‍♀️ #PizzaSwing"

16. "My golf swing is a combination of yoga poses and interpretive dance moves. 🧘‍♂️💃⛳️ #UniqueTechnique"

17. "I don't need a caddy; I need a personal therapist for my golf ball. 🎤🏌️‍♂️ #BallTalks"

18. "Golf is like a puzzle. Unfortunately, I'm missing a few pieces and the picture is still unclear. 🧩⛳️ #PuzzledGolfer"

19. "Golf: where I find more sand than at the beach, and my scorecard is a work of modern art. 🏖️🎨 #SandTrapMasterpiece"

20. "If my golf swing were a dance move, it would be the 'Chaotic Chicken.' 🐔🕺⛳️ #EpicFail"

21. "They say golf is a good walk spoiled. I say it's a good walk made even better by swearing. 🚶‍♀️🤬⛳️ #WalkingTherapy"

22. "My golf swing has more angles than a geometry textbook. 📚🏌️‍♂️ #GeometryPro"

23. "I played 18 holes today. Correction: I played 1 hole 18 times. 🔄⛳️ #GroundhogDayGolf"

24. "Golf: where a 'hole in one' is as elusive as a unicorn wearing sunglasses. 🦄😎⛳️ #MythicalAchievement"

25. "Golf is a game of patience, precision, and pretending I'm not frustrated. ⏳🎯⛳️ #ZenGolfer"

26. "My golf swing is so graceful, it could audition for a ballet performance. 🩰🏌️‍♀️ #SwingDance"

27. "I've perfected the art of missing the ball in the most artistic ways possible. 🎨🏌️‍♂️ #AbstractGolf"

28. "Golf: where my sand wedge has seen more action than my passport. 🏖️✈️ #JetsetterGolfer"

29. "Golf tip: Don't worry about your score. Focus on how many snacks you can fit in your golf bag. 🍟🏌️‍♀️ #SnackGoals"

30. "I'm convinced that golf balls have secret teleportation powers. How else do they disappear so fast? 🌀⛳️ #MagicBalls"

31. "Golf is a game of opposites: The harder I try, the shorter the ball goes. 🤯🏌️‍♂️ #ReverseLogic"

32. "Golf: where 'improving my swing' really means 'mastering the art of selective hearing.' 🙉🏌️‍♀️ #SelectiveListening"

33. "Why is it that my golf ball can find water faster than I can find my car in a parking lot? 🌊🚗⛳️ #WaterSeeker"

34. "My golf strategy: Hit the ball and then act like I meant to hit it exactly where it landed. 🎭🏌️‍♂️ #ActingSkills"

35. "Golf is the only sport where you can spend hours searching for lost balls and still consider it a victory. 🔍🏌️‍♀️ #HiddenTreasures"

36. "I could win an award for 'Most Creative Divots' on the golf course. 🏆🏌️‍♂️ #DivotArtistry"

37. "Golf: where my short game is long on excuses. 🏌️‍♀️⏳ #ExcuseMaster"

38. "My golf swing is a delicate balance of hope and denial. 🤞🤷‍♂️⛳️ #WishfulThinking"

39. "If there were a golf championship for hitting trees, I'd be the reigning champion. 🌳🏆🏌️‍♀️ #TreeHuggerGolfer"

40. "I once hit a golf ball so far into the woods, even the squirrels were impressed. 🐿️🏌️‍♂️ #WoodlandFans"

41. "Golf: where my scorecard is a constant reminder that numbers can be traumatic. 18 holes, 1 mental breakdown. 🔢😫⛳️ #MathAnxiety"

42. "Golf is like a rollercoaster: thrilling, filled with ups and downs, and I often scream. 🎢😱🏌️‍♀️ #GolfCoaster"

43. "My golf swing is so unique, it has its own fan club – consisting of confused ducks. 🦆🏌️‍♂️ #DuckAppreciation"

44. "Golf etiquette: Whispering, delicate movements, and then someone inevitably yells 'FOUR!' 🤫🗣️⛳️ #WhisperFail"

45. "Golf is my form of meditation. I focus on the ball, ignore everything else, and still achieve enlightenment... in the clubhouse. 🧘‍♀️🍻⛳️ #ClubhouseZen"

46. "Golf strategy: Hit the ball with precision and hope it doesn't defy the laws of physics. ⚛️🏌️‍♂️ #QuantumGolf"

47. "My golf swing has been described as 'graceful chaos.' Imagine a swan attempting to dance to heavy metal. 🦢🤘🏌️‍♀️ #MetalSwan"

48. "Golf: where I spend more time strategizing my excuse for bad shots than actually practicing. 🤔⛳️ #ExcuseMastermind"

49. "I thought I heard my golf ball whispering, 'Let's try the sand trap this time, it's cozy there.' 🏖️🏌️‍♂️ #BallWhispers"

50. "Golf tip: If you're feeling confident, remember that golf stands for 'Game Over, Lost Forever.' Proceed with caution. ⚠️🏌️‍♀️⛳️ #GOLF"

[mysteriouslythoughtfularcade]

Sono passata a SPF 30+lentiggini 😂 #instantsun #summer2020 #instagood #instantlife #run #running #freetime #solopensierileggeri #friendsandlove #fitness #solosport #instant #lentiggini #relaxandsun https://www.instagram.com/p/CEZ61hgKsA_/?igshid=13oi0bsbmrvuk

[coachlapink-blog]

Inizia una nuova avventura presso Coach La Pink Lab ,preparazione tiro con l'arco !!! Collaborazione con F.I.T.ARCO Palermo!!! #collaborazione #nuovalleanza #solosport #tuttotop #salute #benessere #aggregazione #uniti #friends #amiciovunque https://www.instagram.com/p/BD8NpkOLnnL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1p2dg4r0t7ng3

[cloudy-23]

The extreme sports I want to try———Slacklining #extremesports#extremesportsphotography #solosports#minimalistartist#minimalistdrawing#minimalistpainting #illustrationstyle #illustrationnow #illustration#illustrationartists #illustrationdaily #ipadillustration#procreate #procreatedrawing #procreateillustration#procreateartist #procreatebrushes#procreateillustration  #drawing #art #creative #creativeart  #digitalart https://www.instagram.com/p/CQd-ta6Jucd/?utm_medium=tumblr

[korakatia62-blog]

Sabato Evvai fatte le vasche piscina olimpionica senza fiatoneeeeeeee.... Queste sono soddisfazioni!!!! #sabato #piscina #centrosportivo #nuoto #centrobenessere #solosport #stoallagrande #energia #fisico #unaltrame #daje #forzafisica #alimentazionesana #mangiarebene #ilmiocuore #condividolentusiasmo #raccontolamiastoria

[idc69420]

@pearl_brz #subaru #subie #subiegang #brz #frs #ae86 #toyota #boxer #kindaricekindanice #babegarage #rally #drift #autocross #drifting #sasc #solosport #racecar #track

[hartkitt]

Surf ski off Governors Island #surfski #kayak #seakakak #seakayaking #nyc #nyctourist #nyctourism #newyorkcity #newyorkharbor #raritanbay #governorsisland #outdoors #greatoutdoors #adventure #extremesports #solosports #urbanwilderness (at Governors Island)

[aviatedvisuals]

Basics; Solo Sport... #aviatedvisuals #artist #solosport #solo #art #design #concept  #artsy #artislife #rolex #tennis #crown #dufflebag #sketchbook #drawing #creative #ink #composition #watch #popart #artist #graphic #barewithme #sports #detail #dallasartist

[excellentadventure2]

Oct. 24-26: Goodbye America, Hello Mexico.

On Oct. 24th (day 39), Danielle and I woke up early in our hotel in Chula Vista, CA. We quickly showered, packed up our room, and grabbed our continental breakfast.

We then drove 8 minutes to the San Ysidro border crossing where we experienced no wait and got through without search. While that went smoothly, we accidentally drove right past the immigration office. Thus, we panickly found somewhere to park, as the other drivers honked in annoyance.

With the help of an interpreter, we were able to find our way back to immigration on foot, where we filled out various forms, got our passports stamped, and received our FMMs. We then returned to Biblo.

After some confusion, we made our way along highway 1D to Ensanada, where we stocked up on groceries at Walmart. Then, we continued along the coast. Shortly after leaving Ensanada, we stopped at a military checkpoint for a routine stop. Bilbo was lightly searched, but we were allowed on our way without any issues.

As we continued along the coast, a fog rolled in, and the occasional drop of rain hit the window while lightening struck offshore. By 15:00, we found a place to camp on the beach a few kilometers north of Rosario. We were the only ones around.

The next morning -- Oct. 25th -- we left our beachside camp and headed into Rosario where we filled up all the jerry cans as well as the tank. To our disappointment, gasoline prices were about the same as they were at home before we'd left; more expensive than almost everywhere we'd been in the US. Nonetheless, from Rosario we decided to head to San Carlos where Danielle's dad, Dirk, had stayed for a week last October at SoloSports Adventure Holidays where he windsurfed, mountain biked, conventional-surfed, etc.

We checked out the somewhat desolate camp and chatted with one of the workers for a bit. Then we drove around the area looking for a decent place to make free camp. The surrounding beaches were inhabited by people collecting rocks, and loading them off the beach onto pickups, where the pickups would then drive the rocks to a close shanty town, where they would be loaded onto semis. It is my guess that the rocks then make their way to landscape supply companies. We weren't sure whether or not we were trespassing when exploring some of the beaches around San Carlos, so we decided it best to return to the surf camp, and pay the USD$10 for the night. The perk being we got the Chili Bowl bay campsite all to ourselves, as the season there was coming to an end, and there wasn't much competition for the spot. We spent the rest of the afternoon relaxing on the beach, reading, snacking, taking a few photos, and watching pelicans and dolphins fly and swim by.

The next day (Oct. 26) we left the Chili Bowl and headed south to Bahia de Los Angeles. The town was pretty, but by no means spectacular. We drove around for two hours or so trying to find somewhere free to stay, but almost the entire bay was private property. Danielle and I both felt a great sense of culture-shock, and a bit of defeat. As it was starting to get later in the day, we decided to cut our losses and find a campground.

While driving around earlier, we'd seen a sign for a place called Daggett's and so decided tocheck it out. Daggett's had both a handful of campsites and a few small flats available for rent. Many of the sites were occupied by a number of overlanders including a very nice camperized 70-series Toyota Landcrusier, as well as a van with BC Plates we'd seen pass us along the highway a few hours prior.

We spoke to a man in the office who informed us it was CAD$14.00 to stay the night, but the cost included showers and wifi. The wifi was okay, and the water only ran in the evening and early morning. However, the site came with a palapa for shade, and was right on the beach. After some looking around, the inevitable conversation with the BC homies took place. We introduced ourselves and found that the couple, Vanessa and Minstrel (Min for short) both about 20, were from Gabriola Island –- about an hour from our home in the Cowichan Valley, on Vancouver Island. We spent the night acquainting ourselves with MinEssa.

Follow along with our adventure in real time by clicking here.

[cloudy-23]

The extreme sports I want to try———diving #extremesports#extremesportsphotography #solosports#minimalistartist#minimalistdrawing#minimalistpainting #illustrationstyle #illustrationnow #illustration#illustrationartists #illustrationdaily #ipadillustration#procreate #procreatedrawing #procreateillustration#procreateartist #procreatebrushes#procreateillustration  #drawing #art #creative #creativeart  #digitalart https://www.instagram.com/p/CQY9-Hnr0Us/?utm_medium=tumblr

[cloudy-23]

The extreme sports I want to try———sky diving🪂 #extremesports#extremesportsphotography #solosports#minimalistartist#minimalistdrawing#minimalistpainting #illustrationstyle #illustrationnow #illustration#illustrationartists #illustrationdaily #ipadillustration#procreate #procreatedrawing #procreateillustration#procreateartists #procreatebrushes#procreateillustration  #drawing #art #creative #creativeart  #digitalart https://www.instagram.com/p/CQWc2bep3YY/?utm_medium=tumblr

[cloudy-23]

The extreme sports I want to try———skiing⛷️ #extremesports#extremesportsphotography #solosports#minimalistartist#minimalistdrawing#minimalistpainting #illustrationstyle #illustrationnow #illustration#illustrationartists #illustrationdaily #ipadillustration#procreate #procreatedrawing #procreateillustration#procreateartist #procreatebrushes#procreateillustration  #drawing #art #creative #creativeart  #digitalart https://www.instagram.com/p/CQTsUXqL8f1/?utm_medium=tumblr