#soft hours with heidi ♡

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YOU GUYS OHHHH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. MY SEASON 1 AND SEASON 2 FAVS IN ONE SELCA TOGETHERRRRRR 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

FULFILLING MY DELUSIONS……THEY DID THIS FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! OMGOMGOMNGGGGGG

and the caption!?!???: "Yesterday, the day Thanos and Ali met personally again."

HOLD AWN!?!??? 🥺 SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY’VE MET BEFORE!?!??? 🥹🥹🥹 THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART 🩷💖💗💕💓💞🩷💖💗💕💓💞🩷💖

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oh i just KNOW inho annoyed the living shit out of his wife with his corny dad jokes!!!!!!!! the moment he made yet another lame pun, his wife must’ve cringed to infinity and beyond while inho laughed his ass off.

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he forever lives in my mind and heart rent free.

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I AM SEEING THESE MUTHAFUCKIN MEN TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!

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alright look….…..i know that jay is often nicknamed jaycaprio for his resemblance to 90s leo…….but in MY opinion, he’s giving 90s shahrukh khan vibes waayyy more. and NO im nawt just saying this coz im desi 😭💀 any desi engenes here?🥺👉🏼👈🏼 but genuinely coz he’s soooo similar to him in many ways???!?!?? 🥺

jay is soooo srk-coded!???? 😭 it’s insane. he has the dark, elegant, sexy mysteriousness srk exudes. they’re both known for their immense intelligence, humbleness, and their 4d sense of humor. they’re both known for their duality of being fun mood makers…but also quiet, reflective individuals.

and im not even gonna lie when I say i lowkey see some of srk’s characters in him too 💀 rahul in k3g, raj in ddlj……LMAO!! and some of his villainous roles too ngl🙈

also…..i probs sound SUPER unhinged for saying this but I also think he simultaneously looks like both srk AND aryan…. and it’s killing me. 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

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i’m in the mood to wrote some lee byunghun fluff. i’ve been going thru soft hours for this man lately. ESPECIALLY because of his birthday. he’s so cuddly and snuggly. i’m SURE he gives the best hugs!!!!!!

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KAY OMGGGGG THIS IS SOOOO CUTE I SQUEALED 🥺 AS A LOVER OF ALL THINGS GFD I AM HAVING A FIELD DAYYYYYY

“mommy dont play” awe jay bby im so sowwie for doing that…. it’s just that u look saur cute when whining. 😔

someone talk to me ABT Jay smut fr

warnings :: SMUT MDNI, sub!jay, kissing, mommy kink, cock riding, overstimulation, cockwarming

a/n :: not proofread, sorry for giving such a late reply bae i needed time to cook T_T

you see jay lying down on your bed, shirtless, lazily scrolling through his phone. you notice his tired eyes and it's days like these that he wants comfort from you in all ways.

"you seem like you want to be taken care of, baby?" it was more of a question from you as you stared down jay's toned abs.

he smiles up at you, putting his phone down while you walk towards him and get onto the bed to straddle his lap. you wrap your arms around his naked shoulders, as he places his hands at the back of your waist pulling you closer to him.

just the closed distance between you two is enough to get you worked up, he's always had an effect on you like that. you run your fingers down his chest, and he shivers under your touch. you loved it when he's soft and vulnerable under you, even though it was absolutely rare.

you stare into his eyes with desire filling up your entire body and you press your lips against his, pulling him into a very heated kiss. the kiss was open-mouthed, dirty and sloppy, your tongues battling against each other.

you lifted yourself off his lap, getting onto your knees so you could tower him for more control. you pull him closed by his nape and jay's head tilts back as he melts into your fiery touch.

he could sense your impatience growing as you sucked a little too hard on his lower lip, making him wince. but that did not make you pull away from him but instead, you kissed him harder to numb the pain.

he felt helpless under you, his hands finding no destination against and under the silk cloth covering your body. you slowly pulled away from him. his eyes glimmered with lust and so did yours.

you slipped out of your night gown, leaving you with no clothing on. jay stripped himself meanwhile, his eyes meeting your oh so beautiful body and he let out a sigh as he got physically weak at the sight.

you perched yourself on top of him once again, as you grabbed the end of his thick shaft, his tip coming in contact with the entrance of your hole.

the slight contact made him shiver and you teased him, instead of giving him what he wanted.

"mommy please don't play." he lets out a whine, his lips curving downwards.

"oh sorry babyyy." you replied as you pulled him closer to place a kiss onto his lips followed by his forehead.

you let out a sigh of pleasure as you lowered yourself onto him, his warm cock entering your hole like it was made to fit in there all along. jay's eyebrows knit together as his eyes close shut and his mouth hangs open at the feeling of being engulfed.

your hands reach his shoulders as you steady yourself as you start moving up and down, mainly for his pleasure.

jay let's out a whimper at the sudden movement, his hands grabbing a handful of your asscheeks, more like he's holding onto them.

you fasten your pace and bounce on his cock as his balls clash against your skin, elating your senses.

jay's body feels numb as he gets lost in this feeling of ecstasy. a low moan escapes his lips, harmonizing with yours as you feel him hit the perfect spots inside you.

his grip on your waist gets tighter as you feel him twitch against your walls, and you know he's nearing his release so you move even faster stimulating your orgasm as well.

"mommy im- go- 'm gonna come-" he breathes heavily between words as he comes undone inside you. you feel his warm release inside your womb and it drives you insane.

you slow you pace down as you continue to ride him, overstimulating jay to the end, finding your own pleasure as you shudder around his cock, a loud moan slipping past your tinted lips as you reach your climax.

jay's eyes brim with tears as his chest heaves up and down at the immense amount of pleasure that he has received, your heavy breaths tangling with his.

you bend forward to kiss his eyelids and his lips, then hugging his waist as you fall asleep on his chest, your womb still keeping his cock warm, as both of you doze of with your skins in contact for the rest of the night.

perm taglist :: @pockettwinzz @alvojake <3

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sitarist jay (drabble)

genre: fluff

pairing: jay x gn south asian!reader

word count: 610

warnings: none

A/N: in honor of all the holidays coming up (holi, vaisakhi, ramadan/eid, etc.), AND also my srk x jay post that sparked desi enha discourse, this one goes out to all my desi engenes!!!! 🫶🏼 happy holi!!!! happy vaisakhi a month in advance. and a ramadan mubarak to those who celebrate.

soft desi engene hours. could u just IMAGINE sitarist!jay and dholi!you!?!??? 🥺

jay is grateful to have a lover who hails from such a gorgeous, rich culture that spans millennia. and as any connoisseur of culture would say - music isn’t just part of culture….it is culture. he’s been playing guitar for many years now. and he wants to venture out into other stringed instruments. and what better way than learning the sitar?

jay enjoys the calming, soulful, and twangy sound of the sitar. it sends him into a trance and he feels completely immersed in a different world. despite it being “different” from what he’s done before, he believes that the language of music is universal - one felt within the heart first and foremost.

he holds a deep reverence for south asian music. be it nusrat fateh ali khan, kishore kumar, mohammed rafi, noor jehan, or asha bhosle, he feels the timeless, evergreen spirit of such compositions pulse within his soul.

watching him learn the sitar is an endearing sight. ethereal even! seeing the level of dedication he has towards mastering such an art form warms your heart. he wants to learn bhajans, shabads, and ghazals for you. all he wants in life is to express his love for you through music. just chillin’ in his kurtas with the sleeves rolled up and his sitar by his side, showing you the ravi shankar songs he’s learned so far.

on the other hand, he too admires you for your passion for percussion. jay loves your appreciation towards the different types of dhol. he fawns over the euphoric feeling you get when hitting every thappi and tiparu and the way you chant your DHAs and DHINs while doing so. jay also appreciates the way you treat your dagga and tilli sticks like they’re your babies. he loves the swingy sound of dhol beats and the swagger you exude while you play.

jay sometimes gets annoyed when you pester him with the sound of your loud ass dhol while he’s peacefully and calmly practicing his sitar. but he knows it’s out of love and good fun. it’s the desi equivalent of the percussionist kids in band disrupting the ones who play the wind and brass instruments. antics aside, jay appreciates the lively spirit and camaraderie that comes with these musical clashes, cherishing the shared moments of cultural exchange and musical banter.

in the end, these musical escapades become cherished memories, shaping jay’s musical journey with a touch of spontaneity and joy. the blend of dhol and sitar, once seemingly contrasting, transforms into a celebration of diversity within your shared love for music. as the two of you continue your artistic pursuits, jay realizes that the moments of lighthearted banter and cultural exchange have added a special rhythm to the soundtrack of your relationship - one of seismic adoration.

with each note played and every shared laugh echoing in the air, jay acknowledges that your artistic pursuits have not only strengthened your musical connection with each other, but have also deepened your bond with him. the rhythm of seismic adoration encompasses the highs and lows, much like the crescendos and decrescendos in your collaborative performances. through the language of music, your relationship thrives, creating a symphony of understanding, support, and shared passion that resonates far beyond the notes of your instruments.

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am i really contemplating writing an aliwoo jab we met au where ali is geet and sangwoo is aditya?

BAHAHAHAHAHA! of course not.

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ITS SOUTHEAST ASIAN ANON here

this is why he’s southeast asian coded:

a) his naturally sexy tanned almost olive toned skin it’s like he lives in the tropics okay !!

b) every time he comes to SEA, most recently jakarta/singapore/philippines he’s just been a total and complete hottie and suits the vibe

c) his facial features are asian but they’re not east asian ??/!: i can’t explain it like even his baby photos

ooooh that’s really interesting! yaaaasssss i totes agree with u on a and b!!! 🥰 he looks like a living, walking exotic vacation ☺️☺️ I love his gorgeous, glowing, dusky skin soooo much and always get AGGRAVATED whenever it gets whitewashed by k-fansites and press. but that’s a story for another day daaahhhlliinggss….😴

and yea i def get u on c!!!! 🤣 his features translate well into many diff races LOL! we stan a mixed race ICON!!!! his beauty transcends borders…..

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whatever the male equivalent of brown skin girl by beyoncé is….THAT’S what anupam tripathi is!!!!!!! 🩷__🩷

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not gonna lie….i REALLY wished anupam’s character in king the land was named ali instead of samir. 😭 not only would it go well with the player 199 easter egg; but also because i would’ve cracked a shit ton of prince ali jokes 💀

PRINCE ALI, MIGHTY IS HE, ALI ABABWAAAAAA~~! STRONG AS 10 REGULAR MEN DEFINITELYYYYYYYY~~~

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i LOVE how i summoned all the desi engenes out from the woodwork like moths to a flame with my jay x srk post 🤣 it’s so comforting and heartwarming to see so many of us and would love to be moots with yall! 🥹🥰

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I AM GOING TO SCREAM!!!!!! CUTE BUTCH GURLIE FROM ENHA/TXT TEXTED ME THIS MORNING ASKING ME HOW THE PARADE WAS.

“how was the parade? im sure you performed really well💗”

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ATTENTION DAAAHHHLLIIIINNGGGSSS!!!!!!!

i’d like to wish a happy birthday to the prolific @minhosimthings!!!! happy birthday to my honorary punjabi kudi🤪 mona!!! 🥹💗 mona behenji

it’s a special day for my fellow staygene buddy! 💅🏼 not only are your works such immaculate pieces of art, but your warm spirit can immediately be felt by everyone the moment you pop on my tl. 💗 i applaud your work ethic, your intelligence, your sense of humor, your bubbly welcoming presence, and the creativity you bring to this space. you deserve all the best in life! wishing you an amazing day rife with kaju kotlis and badam burfis! 💖

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it’s 1 in the morning and i’m currently having delusional thoughts about the cute butch i met at enhypen/txt. she’s so cute i adore her. why must she live 4 hours away……