#sofia vergara husband

[my-wildflwr]

WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING DIVORCED WHAT HAPPENED

[youremyheaven]

vedic astrology symbols & motifs pt 3

1. Serpent symbolism

Zendaya wearing a Roberto Cavalli dress with twin serpents on the back. She has her saturn & ketu in UBP.

She's also the ambassador for Bvlgari, a brand known for its iconic serpent motif. Fellow ambassador Priyanka Chopra also has serpent yoni (Rohini moon)

Julianne Moore, mrigashira moon wearing a dress featuring cobras

Kendall Jenner, UBP moon wearing a dress with snake imagery

Charlize Theron, ashlesha sun & mercury wearing a serpent pendant.

Cardi B, mrigashira ketu as Medusa

Rohini Mars, uma thurman as medusa in percy jackson

2. Punarvasu girls often play the Trophy Wife or the Dream Girl in media.

Malin Ackerman (punarvasu moon) played the titular Trophy Wife in the sitcom of the same name

Sofia Vergara (punarvasu sun & moon) plays Gloria Pritchett in modern family who is a classic example of a trophy wife.

Kaley Cuoco (punarvasu moon) plays Penny in TBBT. Penny is a quintessential "dream girl" type character.

Punarvasu moon Drew Barrymore plays a version of this role in nearly every romcom she's ever been in.

3. I have a soft spot for Virgo-Cancer couples. Virgo is considered the most masculine sign and Cancer is the most feminine sign. Sexual polarity is what drives a relationship and this could be why these couples are so fun to watch on screen and even irl.

Jay on the show, Modern Family is played by Ed O'Neill who is Purvaphalguni moon (tropical virgo) and Sofia Vergara, who plays his wife, has Punarvasu moon (tropical cancer).

Ed O'Neill was on the show Married With Children, where Katey Sagal played his wife. She has Pushya moon and Punarvasu Ketu. Its interesting how his two most well known characters are both husbands on shows about families with wives played by Cancer girlies👀

Chris Hemsworth is a Purvaphalguni sun and Uttaraphalguni moon and he is married to Elsa Pataky who is Punarvasu sun and Revati moon. Pisces is opposite to Virgo and opposite signs have insane chemistry.

I'll make a separate post about how movies often pair actors with opposite signs to play a couple and how this happens in real life as well (opposites attract 😏)

Priyanka Chopra is a Punarvasu sun and Nick Jonas is a Uttaraphalguni sun and stellium.

in Bridget Jones' Diary, Mark Darcy is played by Purvaphalguni sun Colin Firth and Bridget is played by Ashlesha moon Renee Zellwegger.

The OG romcom pairing. Adam Sandler, Purvaphalguni sun and Drew Barrymore who is Punarvasu moon.

Purvaphalguni sun, Hugh Grant and Pushya rising Julia Roberts in Notting Hill.

another iconic romcom pairing, Purvaphalguni sun Richard Gere with Pushya rising Julia Roberts.

6. I find a connection between Ashlesha and plastic surgery. Ashlesha is the star of restriction and its tightly coiled by nature. These natives often express their severity through their self-presentation. On another note, these tropical Leo natives become sidereal Cancers and while Leos are known for being extremely self conscious and prone to fluctuating self esteem, adding a layer of Cancerian sensitivity makes things worse for them. Their self-image becomes extremely personal and they feel a need to master perfectionism. (in my perspective, switching to sidereal does not cancel out one's tropical signs, it adds another layer or texture to it. Leos are so sensitive and picky, why? because they are sidereal Cancers underneath the surface. some Cancers are very typically girly and domestic whereas others are not? because they're split between the gemini and cancer signs in sidereal)

Now a lot of celebs get work done, especially these days but I think there are some celebrities who are known for their plastic surgery and these are just a few off the top of my head.

Megan Fox, ashlesha moon.

Kylie Jenner, ashlesha sun

Bella Hadid, ashlesha mars

Sridevi, ashlesha sun and stellium.

(she had already had some work done in the first pic) Sridevi is probably one of the first Indian actors to get plastic surgery back in the 70s/80s and was known for it.

[sunshine-gumdrop]

As long as you get Sidney Crosby, you get a chance

Joe manganiello

Joe Manganiello is famous for:

being Sofia Vergara's husband

being a massive fan of Pittsburgh sports

True Blood, Magic Mike, and countless other shows and films

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

How can you say they look miserable when they are always laughing with each other?

Also, nothing would surprise me anymore because of Sophie and joe jonas, Sofia vergara and joe and Jodie and her husband splitting

Opinions can differ, but they look miserable to me. She looked calmer and happier during her brf years, even during her supposedly suicidal period. There may have been drama behind the scenes, but she looked relaxed and smug as heck in public. Harry looked grumpy, but the reporters kept noting that “nothing dimmed her brilliant Hollywood smile.”

Now that she’s supposedly living her dream life, she looks drawn, aged and stressed. There’s no Hollywood smile anymore, just a fake, manic grin.

[byneddiedingo]

Woody Allen and John Turturro in Fading Gigolo (John Turturro, 2013)

Cast: John Turturro, Woody Allen, Vanessa Paradis, Liev Schreiber, Sharon Stone, Sofia Vergara, Bob Balaban, Michael Badalucco, Tonya Pinkins. Screenplay: John Turturro. Cinematography: Marco Pontecorvo. Production design: Lester Cohen. Film editing: Simona Paggi. 

A lot about John Turturro's Fading Gigolo, from story to casting, doesn't work, but like other films he wrote and directed, it's so sweetly eccentric that I don't mind. The premise is this: When the bookstore he owns goes out of business, Murray (Woody Allen) persuades his friend Fioravante (Turturro) to go to work as a male prostitute, with Murray as his procurer. Of course, if you believe that a man in his mid-50s, as Turturro was when he made the film, is going to become a success as a gigolo, then you're well prepared to accept other improbabilities that the script throws at you. Like, for instance, that the idea was implanted in Murray's mind by his dermatologist, played by Sharon Stone, who mentions to him that she and her girlfriend (Sofia Vegara) would like to find a man for a three-way and would be willing to pay for it. And that Murray is living with a Black woman (Tonya Pinkins) with three small sons, and when one of them comes down with head lice, he takes the boy to a woman living in a Hasidic neighborhood in Brooklyn for treatment. She's Avigal (Vanessa Paradis), a widow who hasn't allowed a man to touch her since her husband died, though she's caught the attention of Dovi (Liev Schreiber), who works for a neighborhood watch group. And that Murray somehow persuades Avigal that Fioravante is a massage therapist, so when he touches her it releases all her pent-up emotions and they start to fall in love, which attracts the attention of Dovi who has Murray "arrested" by his group and taken before a rabbinic court. And ... you see where this is going. Or not. Although the credited screenwriter is Turturro alone, Fading Gigolo plays almost like a parody of an early Woody Allen film, so much so that it's hard to believe that he didn't have a hand in it. There's even a soundtrack of jazz standards that resembles those of Allen's movies. Turturro pulls off this oddity of a film by never letting it escape into the raunchy territories that the premise threatens to explore. The best reaction to it might be a puzzled smile. 

[houseofbrat]

Venus hasn’t even gone retrograde yet, and it’s already tanking marriages.

✅ Sofia Vergara & Joe Man-Jello ✅ Ariana Grande Latte & her husband

Venus retrograde from 22 July to 03 September 2023. 

[blueharborhq]

i’ve been admiring this group from afar for a while now and would love to join when space opens up! so in the meantime: who are your members most wanted 50+ faces they’d like to see in the future? ✨

First of all, thank you so much for the interest lovely! We absolutely cannot wait to have you as soon as we're able! I've asked our members, and they all love faceclaims 50+ so much that they've given you quite an extensive list of options to choose from — as well as some great wanted connections that I'll add onto the end for you! They've even suggested some good places to look for resources if you were in need of them: HERE and HERE.

Hank Azaria, Monica Bellucci, Nick Offerman, Giancarlo Esposito, Timothy Olyphant, Sandra Oh, Kristin Scott Thomas, Kim Yunjin, Salma Hayek, Carla Gugino, Idris Elba, Mahershala Ali, Neve Campbell, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Jason Scott Lee, Mads Mikkelsen, Adrian Holmes, Nicole Kidman, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Vera Farmiga, Keanu Reeves, Laz Alonso, Zahn McClarnon, Winona Ryder, Raul Esparza, Sofia Vergara, Eva Mendes, Arjun Rampal, Melissa McCarthy, Cate Blanchett, Djimon Hounsou, Benedict Wong, Matthew Lillard, Famke Janssen, Michelle Yeoh, Taraji P Henson, Ben Mendelsohn, and some more MWF 50+ from this previous answer.

For wanted connections:

Nilay Bailey's adoptive parents, Jasmine and Richard ( unposted ).

Phoebe Yates' mother.

Leon Wozniak's ex-friend / business partner ( unposted ).

Terry Lowenstein's ex partner.

Dahlia Young's estranged mother.

Jia Kim's wife.

Cassie Westwood's husband.

[legionnaireslover]

Thanks @Thoroughlyskeptic!

For pointing out that gossip rag article that clearly shows that BC and Sophie AREN'T Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello!

The article says there were BIG HINTS for quite a while that these people's relationship had soured.

With Sophie and BC all indications are that their relationship is flourishing!

The two couples couldn't be more different.

Ms. Vergara posts a fair bit on social media and has pointedly NOT been posting about her partner in some time. She showed MANY pics of herself ALONE and in revealing outfits. The family domicile has been on the market for over a year. The couple never had any children together (even though Ms. Vergara has a son by a previous husband).

None of these points are things that relate to Sophie and BC!

They just bought a large farm and incorporated it in BOTH THEIR NAMES.

When Sophie was in Argentina for work, BC took time off and the entire family spent weeks TOGETHER on an extended vacation!

Does that sound like a couple about to "split"?

Thoroughlystupid STRIKES OUT AGAIN!

[yessadirichards]

What to stream this week: 'Young Sheldon,' Amy Schumer, 'Oppenheimer' and lots and lots of JLo

Christopher Nolan's “Oppenheimer” arriving on Peacock and a documentary and album from Jennifer Lopez are some of the new television, movies, music and games headed to a device near you.

Also among the streaming offerings worth your time as selected by The Associated Press’ entertainment journalists: “Young Sheldon” returning for its seventh and final season, Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr. exploring the power of gospel in a two-part PBS documentary and Ubisoft’s Skull and Bones pirate-themed video game.

— If you were holding out for “Oppenheimer” on streaming, now’s your chance to catch up before the Oscars (March 10), where it’s up for 13 awards including best picture, best director for Christopher Nolan and best actor for Cillian Murphy. The film arrives on Peacock on Friday, Feb. 16. Nolan and Emma Thomas, his producer and wife, are passionate advocates of the big screen experience, but they also know that most people will watch their films in the home — sometimes even as their first time. It’s how both discovered some of their favorites as well, they’ve said. In an interview with The Associated Press, Thomas added, “The nice thing about Chris’ films is because they are so very rich and reward multiple viewings, I think that they’re perfectly pitched for home viewings.”

— Jennifer Lopez has a new movie coming to Prime Video on Feb. 16. She co-wrote “This is Me…Now: A Love Story,” a movie musical about finding love which she called “the most personal thing I’ve ever done.” It is a star-studded endeavor, with appearances from her husband, Ben Affleck, Keke Palmer, Sofia Vergara, Post Malone and more, and ties in with her first studio album in a decade (see below). Also coming to Prime Video is Emma Seligman’s “gay high school fight club” comedy “Bottoms,” starring Rachel Sennott and Ayo Edebiri as a few misfits who start a fight club to flirt with the hot cheerleaders (Kaia Gerber and Havana Rose Liu). In his review, AP Film Writer Jake Coyle wrote that, “The rites and rituals of the raunchy high-school comedy can be as prescribed as a class syllabus. But what makes Emma Seligman’s “Bottoms” such an anarchic thrill is how much it couldn’t care less.”

— And finally, Taika Waititi’s “Next Goal Wins” arrives on Hulu on Thursday. It’s based on the real story of the American Samoa men’s soccer team quest to qualify for the FIFA World Cup after an historic loss (31-nill) against Australia. Michael Fassbender plays the coach who tries to help. In his AP review, Mark Kennedy wrote that “’Next Goal Wins’ is most winning in the way it handles the team’s star player, Jaiyah Saelua, who became the first nonbinary player to compete in a men’s FIFA qualifier. Played with real tenderness and joy by nonbinary actor Kaimana, the way the team and coach relate to Saelua is genuine and touching."

— AP Film Writer Lindsey Bahr

— Get ready for a second dose of J.Lo. On Friday, Feb. 16, she drops the Amazon original film “This is Me… Now: A Love Story” (see above) as well as her “This Is Me… Now” album. The 13-track set’s song titles include “To Be Yours,” “Mad in Love,” “Greatest Love Story Never Told” and “Dear Ben Pt. II,” a seeming sequel to a track on her 2002 album “This Is Me … Then.” The video for one new pop single, “Can’t Get Enough,” has as much JLo strutting as all of Paris Fashion Week. Lopez’s last album, “A.K.A.,” came out in 2014 and reached No. 8 on the Billboard 200.

— Blackberry Smoke — a Georgia-based band that has been together for 24 years and seven studio albums — makes a strong return with “Be Right Here,” blending blues, Southern rock and Americana. The album contains the arena country “Hammer and the Nail,” the rocking “Little Bit Crazy” and the driving, bluesy “Dig a Hole.” The band goes more acoustic with the wistful “Azalea,” about a loved one making a wrong decision, with the lyrics “Coming back don’t mean you're leaving here was wrong/Sorry ain’t the same as moving on.”

— AP Entertainment Writer Mark Kennedy

— In a new docuseries for PBS, Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr. examines how sermon and song have long been a source of strength and wisdom in America, particularly among Black Americans. “Gospel,” a four-part series told over two nights has interviews with Dionne Warwick, U.S. Senator Raphael Warnock and more. “Gospel” airs Monday Tuesday on PBS.

— Ben Mendelsohn and Juliette Binoche play Christian Dior and Coco Chanel in a new historical drama “The New Look” for Apple TV+. The 10-episode series is set against the backdrop of Paris reemerging from Nazi occupation in WWII. Dior’s designs helped to lift an oppressed France and its culture with a stylish, modern glow up. As Dior rose to prominence, a rivalry developed between other established designers, including Chanel. “The New Look” also stars Maisie Williams, John Malkovich, Emily Mortimer and Glenn Close. The first three episodes of “The New Look” drop Wednesday on the streamer.

— Before Sheldon Cooper met Leonard, Penny or Amy he was a child prodigy growing up in east Texas. Iain Armitage plays the coming-of-age version of the character in the CBS comedy “Young Sheldon.” Emmy winner Jim Parsons who played Sheldon on “Big Bang” for 12 seasons, narrates. “Young Sheldon” returns for its seventh and final season on Thursday.

— Amy Schumer’s Hulu dramedy “Life & Beth” charmed viewers when it debuted in 2022 and the series returns for a second season on Friday, Feb. 16. Schumer writes, directs and stars as Beth opposite Michael Cera, who plays John, a farmer. The two fell in love in season one despite their differences and personal baggage. Now, the couple is planning to marry. Schumer has said the story is semi-autobiographical, inspired by her real-life marriage to chef Chris Fischer. All 10 episodes of season two will be available on the premiere date.

— Alicia Rancilio

— Batten down the hatches: Ubisoft’s Skull and Bones is finally ready to launch after more than a decade of development and delays. You are the captain of a pirate vessel in the Indian Ocean in the 18th century. You have a decent ship to start with, but if you want to make it really deadly you need to start collecting booty. That means pillaging merchant ships, battling rival scalawags, dodging the authorities and even surviving the occasional sea monster on your way to becoming the Pirate Kingpin. You can team up with friends or fight against them in epic naval warfare — something Ubisoft has shown a flair for in some of its Assassin’s Creed games. Set sail Friday, Feb. 16, on PlayStation 5, Xbox X/S or PC.

— Focus Entertainment’s Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden travels to the New World in the 17th century. The protagonists are a couple of paranormal investigators, Red and Antea, who are trying to clear the tormented wraiths out of a haunted settlement. They can help the lost souls ascend or banish them to eternal misery, and those choices have consequences down the line. It all gets more complicated when Antea gets killed — but fortunately she can use her supernatural powers to help Red finish the job. Banishers comes from the French studio Don’t Nod, best known for story-heavy cult favorites like Vampyr and Life Is Strange. You can take possession Tuesday on PlayStation 5, Xbox X/S or PC.

— Lou Kesten

[my-wildflwr]

what sort of pact did taylor and joe had with the devil that ever since they broke up all the hollywood girlies are breaking up with their bf…. somethings in the air

[zalrb]

I don't dislike Griselda and I think Sofia Vergara is good in it, I think I'm just confused by how much experience she's supposed to have by the time she gets to Miami. Like, she talks about smuggling for 10 years and when we see the conversations with her husband, we're meant to believe she's the brains of the operation and I get that she's smart, they show that well, but she makes amateur mistakes that have me like, if you've been in this Life for a decade, I'm not sure why you wouldn't think about people turning on you or not protecting your dealers or making sure your dealers have some kind of protection even if they're aerobic instructors and tennis players. Like, I'm not sure why you think you wouldn't have to be ruthless in the drug game in general but also as a woman.

[its-ashley-95baybe]

sofia vergara and her husband, ariana and her husband both split… they say breakups come in three’s so could you know who be next lol

Now anon…..🙊😂

[wilddwcrds]

Name: Daniela Mendez

Age & Birthday: 55 years old, December 4th 1968

Gender/Pronouns: cis woman she/her

Birthplace: New York City

Time in Atlanta: 3 years

Neighborhood: Brookwood Hills

Association: None

Occupation: Owner and Lawyer at Mendez&Co

Positive personality traits: Loving, Leisurely, Wise

Negative personality traits: Controlling, Back-Handed, Fickle

Faceclaim: Sofia Vergara

ABOUT:

The Ramirez and Mendez names were important and powerful ones in the legal field, raising and educating capable lawyers. For Daniela, it was like second nature to be like her Ramirez name and and it was also completely natural for her to fall in love with Isaac Mendez. The two were clearly destined for one another and it wasn't Isaac's wallet or power that Daniela was interested in. She had her own, but it was his personality that she fell for.

Neither of them expected to become parents at nineteen but Daniela happily sacrificed her studies and career to be a mother. She supported Isaac in his financial ventures until she realized that her potential in a courtroom was being wasted. Once Roman and Evelyn were older, Daniela returned to her studies and finally completed her goal.

Daniela became a great and trusted lawyer, just as she knew she would be, even as she was welcomed into the secretive world that her husband was a part of. Daniela took it all in her stride, balancing the criminal and legal parts of her life with ease.

After discovering that Isaac's illness was terminal, Daniela said goodbye to the courts once again to be by his side. The loss of him was so strong and Daniela still claims she could never love another the way she loved her husband. New York City held so many memories of her and Isaac's lives that she decided to reach out to some of their close friends. She made the move to Atlanta three years ago and set up Mendez&Co, mainly to keep herself busy and distracted. However, the contacts she's been exposed to while in Atlanta have driven her and her family a little deeper into criminal activities than ever before.

[nsfwmiamiart]

(Second Draft - Version) Incoming Text for Sofia Vergara and Jessica ‘Simply Jess’ Marquez (@iamjessmarquez) and Jamie Chung (@jamiejchung) and Chloë Sevigny (@chloessevigny):

Dear Sofia, Jessica, Jamie, Chloë,

I want to give you a forewarning about wealthy individuals who offer you money and invite you on vacations with the intent to see you naked. Never forget that these men might record your naked bodies and use it to blackmail you in the future.

Remember, you are part of my royal household now, and you represent your royal family everywhere you go. Anyone who invites you to a party with the intention of seeing you naked should be considered a suspect.

The only man allowed to see you naked is Elon Musk. He will never record you or try to use it against you in any way. Elon Musk is my brother and a close ally of our royal family.

Make sure you remember this important fact: you cannot give your body to any man who offers you money. Those days are over—they are in your past.

Elon Musk will defend and protect you. Additionally, you can stay with your current husbands and boyfriends; we support and respect them fully.

Chloë should stay with her current husband; we support him.

Jamie Chung should stay with her current husband; we support him.

Jessica should stay with her current boyfriend; we support him.

Sofia should stay with her current boyfriend; we support him.

However, you must never seek intimacy outside your current boyfriends or husbands. If you do, you will face hate and jealousy. People are trying to bring us down, so ensure your loyalty remains with your current partners and avoid anyone outside this trusted circle.

The only billionaire allowed to have a relationship with you is Elon Musk. Anyone else is blocked.

Keep this in mind when you see billionaires chasing after you. They are not interested in you for who you are—they are after the power associated with our royal household. Protect yourself by refusing their invitations and free trips. Their ultimate goal is to exploit and enslave you.

Never forget: these billionaires didn’t care about you a month ago. They are only calling now because you are part of my royal household.

I encourage you all to buy homes in Mexico. Eva Longoria will help ensure your safety and take your security seriously. She will never let any wealthy man come near you.

Elon Musk will visit from time to time, and you will enjoy his company while under the protection of the Mexican armed forces.

Living in Mexico will safeguard the dignity, privacy, and honor of our royal family. It will be your safe haven. You will travel to America only for business purposes, and when you’re done, you will return to your secure neighborhood in Mexico.

This neighborhood will also house many other female celebrities who have chosen to escape persecution in America.

I know you are all smart women and will figure this out together as a team.

The end of this conversation.

Your loyal friend and future husband, Angelo (Crown Prince)

P.S.:

Synopsis of the Letter:

The letter is a forewarning addressed to Sofia, Jessica, Jamie, and Chloë, advising them to avoid wealthy individuals who might exploit or blackmail them by recording intimate moments. It emphasizes their roles as members of the royal household and the importance of safeguarding their dignity, privacy, and honor.

Key points include:

Caution Against Exploitation: Wealthy men offering vacations and money often have ulterior motives, and their advances should be rejected.

Exclusive Trust in Elon Musk: Elon Musk, described as a trusted ally and brother of the writer, is the only man permitted to be intimate with them, ensuring their safety and protection.

Support for Current Partners: The women are encouraged to remain loyal to their current husbands or boyfriends, who are respected and supported by the royal household.

Relocation to Mexico: They are urged to buy homes in Mexico, where Eva Longoria and the Mexican armed forces will ensure their security and create a safe community.

Avoid Billionaires: Other billionaires are portrayed as power-seekers who only want access to the royal household.

Safe Haven Lifestyle: Mexico will serve as a refuge from persecution, allowing the women to travel to America solely for business purposes before returning to safety.

The letter concludes by encouraging the recipients to work together as a team to maintain their honor and protect themselves, with the writer offering unwavering support as a loyal friend and future husband.

[redheadbigshoes]

Ooh you've read the Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo?? I am obseeeessed with this book! Which actresses would you want to play Evelyn and Celia?

I did! It was actually the very first sapphic book I’ve read so I was so obsessed with it that I read everything in one day lol

I feel like this is super cliche but I imagined Sofia Vergara and Jessica Chastain. I feel like in terms of physical appearance they are similar to what is described in the book, though I know it wouldn’t actually work considering Sofia’s accent and how Evelyn had an american accent to the point that some people forgot (or didn’t know) she was latina.

I am curious to know y’alls fancast for them! Most people I know have also imagined Sofia and Jessica.