#soccer mom

[average-emo-enigma]

Gerard wearing sunglasses that make him look like a soccer mom, a thread

[catfindr]

[mythinktent]

This Soccer Mom Is So Hot, Wow Wat A Talent Soccer Player, This Girl Can Dribble With The Best Of Them And On The Hard Floor While, Wearing High Heels And Mini Skirt. PLEASE SHARE THIS VIRAL VIDEO! @mythinktent 

[jazzyrazzy157]

POV: You’re Sector V

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

D’Arby the Gambler actually challenges the Crusaders to a soccer match instead of a card game. As a Frenchman, Polnareff can’t resist and joins in. Avdol played in the streets with the local kids when he was young, so he knows he’ll beat Polnareff’s ass if needed. Joseph likes to pretend he is American, but he cannot help being British, and he slept with enough Italians to have soccer in his blood as well. The others follow suit. Being a bit of a Thames Ironworks football club fan in his days, DIO can’t resist turning the stand battles into more soccer matches instead.

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is now a Soccer Shonen Manga.

[shadowron]

The Ork Soccer Mom, a Better Ork Contact for Shadowrun (1st Edition)

"General Kenobi!"

Rizz and Art by @skullchicken

To break up the sequence of metahuman archetypes (more of which are still coming), I also got inspired to create some new contacts.

Why does she make such a great contact?

It is stated that:

Ork mothers usually bear four children, but litters of six or eight are not uncommon.

Because let’s face it – being able to juggle the sports schedules and snack preferences and cross-district transportation of Azog, Bolg, Ugluk, Gorbag, Grishnahk, and Li’l Shagrat makes the Ork Soccer Mom’s skills rival that of any shadowrunner.

"Looks like juice-boxes are back on the menu, boys!"

Her network of fellow rugrat-parents gives her insights that a snitch would die for. Did you know that Fuchi Seattle mid-level manager is going through marital problems and when would be the perfect time to sneak into their flat in Renton? She does.

She knows where every bathroom is in the Renraku Arcology Mall, and a few places where you could slip into the air ducts undetected.

She knows which Stuffer Shacks have which flavors of Sloppy-Soy and which thrill gangs are most likely to rob them.

She does it all, she knows it all, and looks fabulous doing it.

[blair-s-world]

He’s such a soccer mom!

[majoracats]

For celebrating this March 8th, i decided to make an special illustration with all the adult villains in KND (including my ocs and my sona)

[sadxbaddie]

Whomp I chopped my hair. 💇‍♀️

[i-dont-give-a-quack]

Draw ortensia as a soccer mom with her kids

Here you go!! I don't draw Ortensia too often so sorry if it looks off BUT YEAHH SHE SLAYS AS A SOCCER MOM

[metallicumbrage]

Finished patron reward for SharkKingDylan! An enthusiastic dragapult soccer mom cheers on her kids during their game!

[queennikkiii]

At the skatepark hahaha

[jazzyrazzy157]

They shopping because why not

[sportsandlaughs]

[magicalshopping]

♡ Soccer Mom Rugby (XS-3XL) by Teddy Fresh ♡