#soap was mad one day and touched medium while they were taking simons cock

[writingfromasgard]

WAIT WAIT. so soap touches reader and she acts like soap??? soap who thinks it’s funny to see simon’s reaction to it??? soap who decides to do it at random times??? simon who’s confused as fuck because why is his lady acting like johnny??? like perhaps they’re just like sitting and having a tea and then soap is just like 👻

i dunno i hope you get what i mean

LMAO YEAH.

Soap's like ooohh I can work with this once he realizes it. (In this au, ghosts touching mediums rubs some of themselves on the medium)

It really was an accident the first time. Every time afterwards? Him being a little shit. Simon, who can't tell when Soap is present, might make an off-handed comment about him and its Soap's way of getting even.

Worst time was when medium started speaking with a Scottish accent. Soap was laughing so damned hard because medium was trying so hard to stop while Simon downed a few shots.

Poor Medium honestly. Going to their day job with a Scottish ghost following them around, accidentally brushing up against him and suddenly - they find themselves tinkering with their electric stapler for some reason.