#so. he gets to have another bapy. one that Lives

[sonicrainicorn]

I have once again accidentally fleshed out an AU for something that was meant to be a one-time thing

so here are my ramblings

In this AU, you have to be able to do magic straight out of the crib in order to be considered a witch/wizard/sorcerer/etc.

If you’re a human that is capable of magic you’re still just called a human

Magic is sort of like a recessive gene in humans

Typically surfaces around age 16 but has been known to come around slightly earlier or later

It has the possibility of laying dormant so you can 100% pass it on to your children without knowing

If one day your kid is sent home for accidentally shooting out a fireball, that’s just how it goes

The type of magic you’re able to do (and how you do it) determines your “class”

The most common class is witch

Anyway, here are the characters:

Roman Nishikawa

A witch

Age 21 ((at the time of the first story)) 

His mother is a seventh-generation American while his dad is only a second-generation American

So he and Remus weren’t given traditional Japanese names

surprising no one, tbh. his parents had always been considered rebellious

Despite this, the twins were taught English and Japanese simultaneously during their upbringing

His mom isn’t fluent in Japanese though so she had a tough time

Baby babble? She could understand that. Japanese? Roman, I have no idea what you’re saying, ask your father

The Nishikawa family is a pretty famous magic family in Japan. Not so much in the US, but fairly well-known still

Due to this, he has quite a bit of pressure to succeed

He doesn’t actually know Japanese magic style

But he refuses to die until he gets the basics down

Has known Virgil since elementary school and Patton and Logan since high school

Has a love-hate relationship with Virgil tbh

They either interact like siblings or jaded lovers there’s literally no in-between

Have pretended to be a couple on multiple occasions to get out of uncomfortable situations

Has a very strong friendship with Patton

They bond over family expectations together

Butts heads with Logan constantly and sometimes insists that they aren’t friends

But honestly he would legit die for Logan no questions asked

He’s actually kind of protective of all his friends

Virgil

A fae (half-fae?? full fae??)

Age ???

he,,, he’s just called Virgil

No one even knows if that’s his real name or not

No one knows what type of fae he is either

He’s really mysterious tbh

Partly because he’s a fae and that’s just genetics babeyyy

Partly because he just likes being a little shit

Doesn’t talk about his family at all

Roman is somewhat convinced that Virgil just sprouted from the Earth one day

Speaking of Roman, his relationship with him has always just been “I would sell you to Satan for one corn chip”

But if anyone that isn’t the friend group makes fun of him and suddenly they discover that the things they need keep disappearing? Well that’s none of Virgil’s business

Thinks Patton is pretty chill considering the family reputation

Likes to go to him when he needs to calm down

Logan is like the ultimate blessing

A break in the stupidity of the group (most of the time)

Patton Moralaren

A witch

Age 20 ((at the time of the first story))

It’s hard tracing his lineage because he has family and ancestors from all over Latin America

He’s definitely Latino tho

so he just leaves it at that

But his family established roots in the US too many generations ago to have that be significant to who he is

The middle child

His older sister is 28 and travels a lot

His younger sister is seven

The age differences are a little wild

His dad died from an illness shortly after his youngest sister knew how to walk

The Maralarens have been a very famous family throughout history

Sometimes they’re considered infamous

Because of this, Patton always had a hard time making friends

A lot of the other kids were scared of him

And then he met three dorks in high school

He didn’t actually get along with Logan at first

They were practically enemies

Then one thing led to another and suddenly “??? are we?? are we friends???? oh shit we’re friends now. wait... wait oh my g o d I like you”

It’s an enemies-to-friends-to-lovers slow burn that’s been killing Roman for six years

Patton thinks the world of Roman, actually

Admires his ability to stand strong in the face of adversity

Virgil is his bapy

thats. I understand that’s literally in like every AU but I really love Local Ray of Sunshine Adopts Feral Vaguely Threatening Entity

Logan Lohika

A human (with magical capabilities)

Age 21 ((at the time of the first story))

The second youngest in a very large family

The only one that has magic

First-generation American

Grew up with very little

His family struggled up until his second year of high school

At that point most of his siblings were able to work and they were no longer flirting with the poverty line

Hides that fact from everyone because he doesn’t want them to feel bad for him

Especially Mr. Succesful-Japanese-Business-Family-Nishikawa and Mr. Literal-Generations-of-Wealth-Moralaren

Sort of feels insecure in his magic talents since his friends have done magic their whole lives and he’s only been able to do so since junior year of high school

His need to improve is fueled by Spite since most of the magic world considers humans with magic as lesser

One time Roman legitimately almost killed someone because they kept harassing Logan about being a human in a college mainly populated by “real magic users”

Logan sort of unintentionally goes to Roman whenever he has trouble like that again

They have a strong sibling dynamic

Roman likes to tease him about being an old man (even though they were all born in the same year, Logan’s birthday is just first)

Virgil is his soul mate. straight up

They share Exasperated Mom Looks™ all the time

Patton is his best friend, though

But he’d rather die before admitting that

He’d also rather die before admitting some other things

Emotions aren’t his friend

[skimbleskanks-the-railway-cat]

someone Please humor me for a second

so i have a bunch of Very Specific Cats Headcanons that i wish to share but i suck at writing things here goes (some of these are borrowed from headcanons i have seen on other cats blogs but i cant be assed to remember who cause my memory is garbage)

cats can be reborn waaaaaay more than 9 times

upon going to the heaviside layer, a cat can choose to spend as long as they like before being reborn, at the cost of memory of their previous lives

the thing that makes Old Deuteronomy special among jellicle cats isn’t his extraordinary age, its that he has been reborn many times immediatley after his death, so he retains far more of his memory of previous lives

Jellicles can live for So Long, and don’t die except in cases of being killed by injury, illness, or the ritual at the jellicle ball, that said they do age which leads me to the importance of the ball itself

of the ways that a jellicle Can die, the only one that doesn’t objectively suck so much ass is being chosen to go to the heaviside layer at the jellicle ball, a quick, painless death surrounded by the ones you love

all cats “offer” themselves at the jellicle ball but usually this comes from a place of trust. they trust old Deuteronomy to not pick anyone who isn’t ready

Grizabella was on her way out when she showed up at the Jellicle Ball, depending on the production she is either sick (see 1998) or critically injured (see 2016) and is afraid to die alone and in pain

the jellicle ball is also a celebration of life, bonds, etc. Its basically an all-in-one holiday. The exploits of jellicle cats are celebrated, stories are told, cats catch up with one another, some years will have mated pairs commemorate their bond (victoria and plato, anyone?), its like if you combined christmas, weddings, a funeral, and a Bunch of other holidays in a pot and added Midnight Zoomies Energy

all cats have a “6th sense” its just stronger in some (the psychic twins Big Time, mr. mistofolles, probably jemima and victoria, possibly skimbleshanks “he will watch you without blinking and he saw what you were thinking” the railway cat)

back to the “many lives” thing: sometimes cats will spend long enough in the heaviside layer that they will forget who they were in their previous lives, this often happens with cats whos previous life ended on a particularly sour note

these cats, due to the next headcanon, often have some amound of difficulty deciding on a second name for themselves, as they often don’t have anything to base it on

a cats second name is based on their previous lives. its not always the same but usually theyre at least similar, in the same way that a cat is not the same cat as they were in their previous lives, but the previous life informs their personality to some degree

not all cats have a first name, some will have many first names, it depends on the humans they know or meet (not Cats the Musical but Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Mally is a perfectly viable “first name” for a cat if theyre a stray and they keep meeting people who each give them a different name.)

you know how people split into different crowds and spread out over horizontal space if theyre all having different conversations? Jellicles dont do that. They will have multiple different conversations in the same horizontal space by utilizing the vertical axis to the fullest. you speak with whoever is on the same “level” as you, so you can have, in a small space, adults standing up and having their “grown up cats” conversations, juveniles sitting and having their conversation, and kittens laying on the ground having their conversation. because they grow up like this and because a lot of cat language is nonverbal many learn quickly how to tune out other conversations

on that note being in the same space as another cat, even if youre doing something unrelated or having a completely unrelated conversation, is considered a sign of affection (just like them actual house cats)

tales told during the jellicle ball are often... greatly exaggerated. The Great Rumpus Cat does not look like a spandex clad superhero with flashy lazer eyes, its just George and he smacked and spat at a bunch of dogs who decided to take their fight somewhere else.

Fatness is considered Respectable amongst cats. The biggest cats we see (Old Deuteronomy, Jennyanydots, and Bustopher Jones) are highly respected and revered.

The Rum Tum Tugger Is Shaved And Thats What Gives Him The “Sex Appeal” (hes a curious cat... and probably got into something that wouldnt get out of his fur forcing his owners to shave him)

Yes they actually bone during the jellicle ball. the youngest ones in attendance either have had or are very close to having their first heat. all the little bapy kittens stay with some cats who babysit during the ball (typically an expecting or new mother who is capable of nursing but sometimes its a matronly lady like jennyanydots). They are celebrated with song during the next ball for dealing with everyone elses babies the year prior (i lifted this headcanon from a fanfic but i cant remember what its called F)

Touching Hands is So Very Important to jellicles. Offering ones hand is basically asking to be allowed to be present. touching the hands is accepting them not only into your space but into your life, and in certain circumstances is a declaration that they are your equal, especially if you touch your face to their hand. Its A Big Fuckin Deal

Cats Do Polyamory. There Are No Cultural Hangups About Being Mates With Many Other Cats

[orbviously]

I quite honestly think that Orbot and Cubot cannot live without one another. That they both care so much for the other, it’s unreal. 

I talk a lot about Orbot’s connection with Cubot in relation to Sonic Boom, where they are quite literally described as the Inseparable Pair. Where Orbot, being unable to find Cubot during likely a game of Hide and Seek in the Lair, goes looking for him, calling his name in the most pathetic of voices, and quite visibly mourns him when he finds Cubot disassembled.

To Cubot naturally looking over to ask for Orbot’s opinion on something, only to remember that he’s not there and becoming majorly disappointed and lonely, despite being surrounded by his prototypes. 

These two have had each other for so long, they can’t imagine their lives without. 

But what about in the games? Orbot and Cubot spend quite a bit of time together, but their relationship is a bit different--Namely, because of attitudes, Orbot is not as soft and kind as he is depicted in Boom... in the games he’s saucier, he’s rude and he’s very lazy. Cubot likes to nap all the time but has a more go-getter attitude...sometimes, whereas Orbot is exceptionally spineless but never passes up an opportunity to whack Cubot for being inept, or to report Eggman’s failures. 

Despite Orbot being decidedly more... withdrawn about how he feels about Cubot (acting annoyed and tired whenever Cubot does anything), he goes along with him very often.

In the Japanese track of Sonic Colors, instead of a cowboy voice, Cubot has a Ninja Personality, and speaks in a very old, traditional way, ending most of his sentences with the suffix “de gozaru”. In the cleanup crew cutscene, Orbot says, “Have you seen Globotron’s arm?” and Cubot says “Let’s give up, that’s also the Ninja Way-de gozaru.” and Orbot, agreeing, throws his broom and says, “Then we’ll give up-de gozaru-yo.” which is clearly him imitating Cubot’s Ninja Personality, although much more passively and adding his more polite speech onto it. They play together a lot. Especially in the DS Sonic Colors, Cubot always says “Okay, let’s go play in the park!!!” and Orbot doesn’t even fight him, he’s just like “Okay, let’s go~”

In Sonic Lost World, Orbot plays with Cubot a lot when he’s just a head, maybe feeling superior, but Cubot doesn’t seem to have any ill will towards his saucy friend. Even when they get attached to each other. Orbot is clearly annoyed, but it’s more because Eggman did this, not necessarily because he hates Cubot. 

There’s subtle differences in the Japanese and English tracts, but they joke a lot with each other, and sometimes it feels like Orbot is taking advantage of Cubot’s naive nature, but I think if Cubot were to be destroyed in some way, Orbot would be devastated......

It’d mean more work for him, sure, but also he wouldn’t have his buddy that he’s always around. It’s in his personality to act like he’s the polished, more mature one, but he’s really not, and he gets to act out immature moments because Cubot enables and encourages it... if Cubot weren’t around, he’d probably become just like Ergo again. 

...It kind of feels like Ergo’s personality was split between Orbot and Cubot? Like... Orbot has all the sass but none of the spine, and Cubot has all of the “I’m gonna say this to your face and not worry about the consequences” but none of the Sauciness. 

tldr

bapies

[snowtimeisbesttime]

Thoughts and questions on Volume 10, routes 1 and 2! ...finally.

-Back in Homestuck both Feferi and Eridan got the short end of the stick screentime-wise, but here, they both got a nice bunch of much-needed Interesting Stuff! It's a shame we're (almost surely) heading back to Earth now, to befriend the heck out of the alpha kids.

~ROUTE 2~

-MC expected the Heiress to be super awful, and then Feferi has literally 2 good endings (whose achievements seem to be reversed route-wise?) and her bad ending you get by actively choosing not to further interact with her. And of course, she's already very much against the Empire, even if she doesn't quite seem to interact with it...

-Maybe I read too many fanfics where all of the beta trolls rebel, but I'm kinda surprised that The Rebellion's still a Vriska & Terezi only thing. Let's hope we get to see if Fef does join up...

-Looks like the whole “Witches living in the middle of nowhere with their extremely powerful guardians” thing is starting to become a trend, huh? In Feferi's specific case her meteor probably fell right in front of Gl'bgolyb (a pretty damn large area, actually), who would’ve then immediately gone “holy shit a sky baby” and adopted her.

-Considering that the Condesce can just come down to Alternia and personally get rid of the Heiress (singular, explicitly), living so far from everything was probably a blessing in disguise. And maybe also NOT being involved with how the planet's run- though we'd have to ask a certain Trizza Hiveswap about that...

-She was planning on waiting thousands of sweeps before challenging the Condesce, though iirc the whole thing with Heiresses challenging HIC was something demanded by their shared lusus... She didn't really bother with future ruling plans in Homestuck because they were going to play SGRUB; though Glubglub also bonded more strongly with Feferi because HIC was too far from Alternia... enough to actively favor her over the Empress?

-We also get even more confirmation that seadwellers are OP: Feferi blows up a huge air bubble (that stays on the ocean floor) for MC not to drown like it's nothing, and she's very likely even stronger than Equius*. Meanwhile, Eridan gets thrown through a party cannon (that was just there on the airship for reasons i guess??) AND has Daraya's mall thrown at him by Sollux, and practically walks it off, though he does say later that it was close. You know who'd be a Great Additional Data Point??? Cridea Jeevik.......

-*However, they would not fight, as they both stan Nepeta. On a more serious note, having Feferi interact on-screen with the other trolls would've been very nice... she's hanging out with Sollux in Eridan's route but We Don't See It... We know she's friends with Kanaya, and she also had a pretty nice interaction with Vriska back on one of the walkaround flashes too,

-On seadwellers in general- neck gills are canon (though if i remember correctly a Very Old Tumblr Post, that'd actually not be the best place to have gills? Idk tho), as we can see in Feferi's route; and then we have Eridan, who we know has spent very little time underwater in his entire life, with his scarf *and* a high neck shirt. (this might just be me but. wouldn't it be super uncomfortable to have clothing touching one's gills??? i guess it would kinda depend on the specific take on gills, biology wise)

-Feferi owns a ~fancy air-producing conch shell~, so that's that for any fan seadwellers that Need to have landdwelling friends over.

-MC theorizes that there might be something that makes adult empresses evil... something external, such as a powerful curse of some sort... which would have to transfer from dead empress to freshly crowned empress somehow... really makes you think...

-Feferi can use one of Glubglub's eyes (?) as a crystal ball from which she can access the Actual Dark Motherfucking Carnival, and get metaphysical advice from there. And the one giving her said advice is our precious clown son Karako, who may or may not have gotten like 10 degrees on weird meta shit since we last saw him- assuming he's the same bapy as last time...

-According to Karako or whomstever is speaking through him, there's a creator above this world's creator, as well as another creator above him, and another one above her, and so on and so forth maybe? Wonder what's this setting up for........

-Feferi can either meditate her way up through layers and layers of meta, so she might access them and interact with them, or choose to change stuff in the Alternia she knows and lives in, small as it may be; both these endings have a lot of potential for cool stuff that I hope we'll get to see. Depending on the choice, MC is either a cheese or a marshmallow.

-In Fef's bad end, MC wonders about the workings and limits of their plot armor; they do give it a good whirl in this entire volume.

-I am incredibly pleased to announce that the ally/eely pun also works in Spanish (aliado/anguilado)

~ROUTE 1~

-We find out that both Vriska and Feferi have dumped Eridan- the first's likely busy being gay and doing revolutions with Terezi, but what happened (besides charming quirks such as charging for listening to him brooding) to make Fef break it off? In Homestuck she broke things off with him as soon as they were in the game and Glubglub didn't have to be fed 413 lusii a minute, but there's no SGRUB in Pesterquest; we see Fef's mom in her route, yet we don't hear anything about Eridan's whole Orphaner Jr thing...

-Regarding his additional lack of friends: it's perfectly understandable that Kanaya would drop him, considering she had to deal with a lot of his bullshit back in the comic, but I thought Karkat was actually friends with Eridan? Before Murderstuck of course, but that's obviously not happened in Pesterquest...

-Eridan's 13 years old (and also in charge of feeding glubglub, let's not forget that), where the hell has he found the time to make a nuisance of himself (to the point where employees in some places are legally allowed to stab him if he bothers them) on like half the actual planet????

-MC's reaction when confronted with a room full of fancy clothing is, of course, Big Hype... And wanting something new for their wardrobe.

-so, are Eridan and Roxy nb wizard solidarity?

-Chances are everybody’s already seen this by now orz but I need it to establish a base: Hussie's made an statement where he explained -amongst other things- Eridan's deal with Shrek, originally from [S] Collide. That post could be summarized as:

1) highblood lusii tend to suck ass because of high expectations and low emotional availability, & seahorsedad wasn't an exception; so when the trolls were looking up human stuff back in the meteor and Eridan found Shrek, he saw him as a Good Lusus Figure.

2) Sollux, however, has a good dad that loves and supports his trans son (as sollux trans confirmed) and is also Kinda Ogre Shaped, and Eridan resents him for that → rivalry

3) (it's also confirmed that the eridan from [s] collide was legitimately so happy to be spending time with his dad shrek that he never realized he was dead)

-So: where did Eridan (more like whoever’s in charge of the cinema actually?) get Shrek 2 from if he's never had any contact with humans in this timeline / reality / canon chunk??? It might be one of the Funky Timeline Changes we made in Aradia's route.

-Also: if Eridan knows Sollux is trans (implied in the post but not confirmed), then the conversation the two have later in the route (and specifically Why Eridan begins that conversation) kiiinda takes a dump on his talk about gender (which otherwise is a very good sign that he's got the potential to be a decent person IF he gets his shit together and also thinks about other things -most obviously the hemospectrum- with the same level of depth and all that).

-MC's had their first taste of their Homestuck memories. Let's see how they get them back this time.

-not to self plug (too much) but one of Eridan's fancy articles of clothing looks a Lot like an outfit that's appeared in Mirrorbent?? (← warning for a bit of blood) The one with the purple and yellow gradient in the rack furthest to the right... the one in mirrorbent is basically Gramma Loreto Rights: The Jacket

-After the rollercoaster of hapenings that is his route, Eridan finally understands that he's got to change himself and unlearn all of Alternia's bullshit if he wants his situation to change for the better. Can't believe it took getting An Actual Mall thrown at him to make him realize that...........

-(That mall is of course the one from Daraya's Friendsim- and she sure felt like a Destruction class back then... 2x hopeprince combo mayhaps?)

-Kanaya said in Sollux's route that it was less than advisable for him to overexert his powers, and the only thing he *doesn't* use here is his psionic blasts- hope he's fine! (then again this is probably our last volume on alternia and blah blah blah)

[heartslogos]

newfragile yellows [768]

Ellana gets married.  

Ellana gets married to him.

That, on its own, is shocking enough. In his entire life, if you had asked him at any single point if he ever thought he would get married, or even had an interest in getting married, he would have answered no, and then followed up with, is there a legal or economic reason?

Because outside of being told he has to by the Qun for some kind of citizenship thing, he’d never considered it. Firstly because there had to be someone to get married to, and secondly because his entire life he’s been a tool to be used and tools don’t get married unless they’re fixing a problem.

Then again, if you had asked Bull if he’d ever leave the Qun he would have looked you dead in the eye and told you to watch yourself because there is no leaving the Qun unless it’s in a body bag.

But here he is.

Here he is, ring on his finger.

Even if you had asked him yesterday if he was ever going to get married he would have given an uncertain shrug.

They’d planned the wedding for about a year and a half, and the entire time it didn’t feel real. Even during the wedding it didn’t feel real.

It only feels real, now, after the fact.

Bull never anticipated getting married. Frankly, he can’t really tell the difference between this and before. He’d told Ellana this and she’d said that he wasn’t supposed to. Because if things suddenly change after getting married and they feel different then something’s gone wrong. People shouldn’t need to be married in order to feel completely. Which is — yeah. Point.

“I just thought it’d be. I dunno.” He shrugged.

Ellana shrugged back at him then took his hand in hers. “Listen. The only difference now is that there’s no one in the world who can look at us and say, they aren’t real. We’re real enough to look at every single person who mattered and say, unequivocally, this one’s the one I want to spend the rest of my life with, capiche?”

Bull laughed. “How come that didn’t make it into your vows?”

“Because my cousins read over the vows I wrote and said I didn’t have a single romantic bone in my body and made me rewrite it into something gushy,” she’d answered, making a face. “Ugh. Never let Theron or Darrian read anything you ever intend on showing me. Thank god Kallian held them back on that purple prose. I thought I was going to die from all the blood rushing through my face when I read that.”

“Now you make me feel bad because I was sincere as shit writing mine.”

“Yes, and yours turned out so nice, so there’s nothing to complain about is there?”

Bull is married. He has a wife.

He has in-laws.

He’d gotten along with her family before. Her brother’s made himself a permanent residence near the top of Bull’s chat lists on his phone.

But what Bull didn’t expect was — the closeness.

They had been close before, but after marriage it’s like the entire family — every single member who could claim a single tangential tie to the last name of Lavellan — has closed in around him like they’d been waiting this entire time to call him one of theirs.

And it’s unexpectedly nice.

Suddenly he’s in these expanded group chats — he’d been in a group chat with Ellana, her brother, and their parents — including cousins, aunts, grandparents, nieces, nephews, a separate group chat just for in-laws for this generation, another group chat for in-laws for this side of the family, and in-laws for that side, a group chat for the guys, a group chat for the queers, a group chat for the non-elf Lavellans, a group chat for Lavellans living in Orlais, a group chat for Lavellans living in Ferelden. Not to mention the one on one chats.

No joke, Bull’s contact list has exploded to almost triple the size.

“How has your phone not exploded?” He had asked, as Ellana was quickly typing in contact info on his phone to add all the new numbers. “How do you know all these numbers and you don’t know emergency services?”

Ellana tapped her forehead, “I don’t know emergency services because I know all these numbers. Who needs it when I have them? Also the trick is to put everything on mute and check while you’re on the toilet. If it’s really important someone’s going to nudge you in a one on one chat. Trust me. Also, be glad they waited twenty four hours after the wedding. I caught Nana having to convince Bapi to wait because he wanted to start adding you as I was walking down the aisle. Your phone would have gone ballistic in the middle of the wedding because of Bapi adds you then it’s like an avalanche from his side of the family.”

“And which side is that side?”

He’d not expected her to share an online document of the Lavellan family tree, in which no less than seventeen people were actively looking at it and adding data.

“Does it ever stop?” he had asked in awe.

“Are you dead?”

“No?”

“Then no, it doesn’t stop. We’ve got put in your data later,” Ellana said, “Thankfully someone’s already done the hard work of changing your status from boyfriend to married-in. Oh that was mom, we’ll thank her later.”

He’d never seen a family tree so complex. If you clicked on any person it’d give a full profile. Year of birth, year of marriage, how many kids, how many spouses, a full horoscope profile with all the star signs and shit, height, weight, area of residence, job, school —

The data system there would’ve given the Qun a run for it.

“How else do you expect us to keep up with each other?”

“The news letter?”

“Okay, but who the hell is going to remember all of this for the news letter?”

“How am I going to remember all of this from that?”

“It’s family, you’ll figure it out.”

Bull got married. When someone gets married there’s normally a spouse involved, so he’d kind of expected that.

He just didn’t expect a family to go along with her.

[xeo-kunsatan]

Bad Crowd Mobians

What would happen if the bad crowd was of another species? or in this case mobians.

The story is set in the same way as unlock the magic But the only difference is that here the bad crowd doesn't tend to run away from the bears, but rather to fight back against them, There are even moments when they manage to beat them But The Care Bears doesn't Give up And they use their very defeat to give the bad crowd a taste of their own medicine.

Also the difference is that in the old care bears' peace deal they dont do it with bluster but rather with his ancestor Blade, Who in the course of the years would be giving his descendants The hate and Badness from generation to generation So that one day one of them will break with the peace agreement and continue his plan, expand blusterland.

Characters

Bluster The Coyote: The Leader of The Bad Crowd. He's still the same bluster as always His Only difference is His physical abilities.

Skills

Speed of 59 km

Sense of acute smell

Good Ear

Robbie The Bat: It's Our same beloved Robbie, Sometimes when the Boss is not in Blusterland (or When he gets Sick) she goes out to fly at night To release her frustrations and stress Caused by bluster or sometimes her inventions

Skills

Fly

Sonic Screech (she emits a scream to stun her opponents)

Nocturnal Vision

Malcolm The Hedgehog: Same Malcolm :v,

He usually has a lot of bumps with Robbie

Skills

Speed of 69 km

Spin Dash

Bob The Echidna: (it's The One Eyed guy from Bluster's Team But i Call Him Bob) he is a Bastard and knucklehead. He has a Really Good relationship with Malcom *They are The Besto Pals!* He have a scar in His Right eye For an accident (It would have been very Weird if i draw him as Cyclops)

Skills

Supernatural strength

Plunk The Raccoon: He is The Same and Sweet Bapy. in Difference of The Original Plunk, The wiffles give him a cave Were he can live and Then Plunk Becomes The Wiffle Guardian.

Skills

Hit With His Tail

Climb

Spin Dash

This is Basically The Au, i Think i wanna create The Design of Many All My Bad Crowd ocs in This Au

Bdhsgarfwgb

[bapydemonprincess]

20-29 for Ambrose, 31-35 for Aarushi!

Oooo boy! Here I go!! 😍😍😍

AMBROSE

20. Spring - I assume the family still lives around the UK area, so Spring for them is likely still rainy and windy but without snow. And Ambrose likely doesn’t mind! Rain in general is very soothing and a moody atmospheric thing, and even if he’s not into bright colors, he does enjoy seeing the back yard garden growing and blooming and sometimes helping out!

21. Autumn - An absolutely favorite time of year for dark boi. He loves the darker colored leaves, the spooky atmosphere that gradually grows... but of course he tries to hold back being too obvious about it. Meh, it’s just another season! ....When is the Halloween stuff coming to the store???

22. Family - Oof, a big big complicated word, that is. Ambrose accepts and endures his big strange family of humans, demons, and reapers. Some certain people more than others... but he does need to get out, escape into his mind, or into the world. He needs to search for answers to questions he knows even the eldest in his family cannot fully put into words! Mainly because the answers he’s looking for are unique only to him and his circumstance, no one else. But at the end of it all, he would keep coming back home to his family all the same.

23. Romance - Ambrose can grasp romance, can feel it. He reads about it, even writes about it sometimes, but I don’t think he wants to have anything long lasting, like some sort of soul mate or something like Mum and Dad. Perhaps he fancies enjoying feeling it personally from time to time when glimpsing a lovely stranger... maybe he’ll make friends and they’ll wine and dine and be romantic. But he doesn’t feel like keeping it forever. If.. that makes sense.

24. Orientation - Male through and through, but he was definitely not raised nor believes in any of those stupid human masculine cliches. Hence when getting teased by someone for his thin, slender form, graceful poise and long pretty white hair, he will gladly snub the person with a graceful hairflip or bat his eyes and tell them if their a man that he’s flattered they noticed~ 

25. Religion - Ambrose cannot say he is an athiest or agnostic, nor choose any specific one like Hinduism which his elder sibling and Father thrive on, nor whatever great powers of the universe could’ve conjured up the other side of his family. No, he’d rather not think of any of them whether they are real or not because no matter the truth, none of them have ever been truly helpful to him.

26. Beauty - Like earlier headcanons, Ambrose sees beauty in things like nature and how it changes, whether things are growing and thriving or dying over time. It’s all beautiful to him. And where average humans would cringe at darker things like the passing and rotting of something that was once living, Ambrose finds that, too, rather beautiful in it’s own grim way..

27. Sleep - This poor boy can be quite an insomniac. At first not by choice but just because he cannot find sleep when he would have so many burdens in his mind. So many questions! In later years, he accepts this as the norm and simply goes with it, using the time everything is the most quiet to read or write or do other things he normally doesn’t have the time or chance to do.

28. Home - No matter how many times he battles it over the years, Home still is where his family is.

29. Bedroom - He fully embraces dark, moody colors. And victorian era to modern aesthetics. He’ll have a big slightly plain modern bed but with with the softest black sheets and blankets and pillows. A few old fashioned bureaus, likely furniture given to him by Mum and maybe Hannah from places they knew that still had these things, along with TONS upon TONS of classic literature. Original editions of many famous works. Ambrose truly loves every kind of Gothic Aesthetic and his Mother is very much happy to help fuel that!

AARUSHI

30. Sex - As we’ve covered before, our bab is Nonbinary and Aro/Ace. And when it comes to the subject OF sex, they have most likely been given the typical talk at a certain age by Mamma, who is much better at explaining such things than Pappa. XD But they also wait until Aarushi has seen glimpses of such strange things in the souls they harvest and eat. It is much easier that way!

31. Death - Death will never, ever be easy to comprehend for Aarushi, even at their oldest. They just hate the idea of seeing life being snuffed out. They get chills even when it happens naturally as someone is much too old to go on, and leave their body peacefully while at rest. And deaths where it was all an accident or on purpose by someone else or someTHING else will usually be the worst for Aarushi to deal with, and they will need to be quickly handled before their powers go haywire from their emotional reaction.

32. Birth - Of course this has the opposite effect on babby compared to death. Birth is beautiful. Every single kind. From humans to animals to PLANTS! Aarushi loves it all!!

33. Safe - The only way for Aarushi to truly feel safe is when they have friends or family near by. And that counts for their precious soft plush Miss Bunny too.

34. Affection - HEY! DO YOU WANNA HUG?? AARUSHI WANTS TO GIVE YOU A HUG!!! THEY WILL RUN UP AND HUG YOU, ESPECIALLY IF THEY CAN TELL YOU NEED ONE! DON’T WORRY, THEY HAVE PLENTY OF LOVE TO SPARE!!!

35. Guilt - Guilt is something Aarushi feels off and on plenty of times, sometimes even for strangers they have never known. They just want to make everyone happy! They want to make people like Mamma and Pappa proud! They never EVER want to cause anyone trouble with their powers or anything! And when their sibling Ambrose is born and they eventually learn about how his birth went, well... it certainly weighs heavy on the powerful demonic and Goddess Kali gifted Aarushi, and they FEEL it too as they get to know their sibling.. and their sibling gets to express his bitterness and outrage.

36. Sacrifice - In general, if Aarushi had to sacrifice anything or do something to save someone that may have life changing decisions, they would STILL do it probably.. no matter who would protest and what arguments would be made, if Aarushi could sacrifice SOMETHING to help someone, they would do it.

(and this is where Bapy realizes that she went overboard on the headcanons... uh.... WELP)

🙈 HOPE YOU ENJOYED THEM MY LOVE!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[likemesomesalads]

breaks down door/ 90-100 for Enfy, 80 -90 for Old man Zheag, and can I get uuuuuhhhh.. 40-50 for Nicolas Lightthorne?

Ooooh Nico gets some asks :3 Lot the questions o if dumblr lets me imma put it under the cut :3 

Enfy:

90. What is their occupation?

Bapy. Her occupation is bapy. Tbh she probably would become a Pact Soldier too or if the Pact is not anymore then Vigil soldier.

91. Do other characters respect your OC, if so, is it out of fear? Or do they respect your OC because they like them?

Uhhh...I guess? Everyone loves her that’s for sure. Who wouldn’t love a sweet baby? (and live, because Papa and dad would make sure they don’t live another day Imo.)

92. If they were given minutes to live, what would they do? Who would they want to see and say?

She’d cry and cuddle Ford. She doesn’t want to die. She is literally too young for that.

93. How do they deal with stress?

By screaming and throwing stuff and crying... Like a kid would.

94. Do they have a more submissive or dominant personality type?

She is dominant. She will and does order adults around and no one can say no to her.

95. Do they have a pet?

She does. The ugliest pets EVER. She got the love for them from her Papa.

96. Do they have a stash of weapons?

She does have Canach’s shield...but please do not give bapy a weapon or she’ll hurt herself. The brain cell does not have a weapon use installed.

97. Where do they live? Who do they live with?

She lives with Ford. Wherever Ford lives. (srsly mate where DOES he live?)

98. How do they calm themselves down?

By going to Papa and demanding hugs and ups and cuddles. Only Papa can comfort bapy. When alone she’ll be upset and sad until Papa comes around.

99. Are they co-dependent?

She’s a bapy. She is very much dependant on Papa Ford...I  think Papa Ford’s happiness at least is dependant on bapy too. (I think.)

100. Are they a day, or night person?

Mostly day. She crashes at 9pm at latest.

Zheag:

80. How would they fare in a zombie apocalypse?

He’s the God of War..So I think he would do just fine.

81. Do they have any tattoos? If so, are they significant?

No, he doesn’t have any and doesn’t plan to have any.

82. Are they good at mental math?

Actually, he is. 

83. Do they get along with others?

Usually. Or at least he is good at faking it unless you are Caithe.

84 Are they lazy?

Sometimes. Mostly if it’s something that concerns him. Like getting up and making food for himself, or doing his laundry.

85. Are they self-motivated?

He has to be, there aren’t many people motivating him. (Aside Caim, Ulric, Traearne, Zafirah...Okay there are a few people) Although he usually just rather not get motivated.

86. How do they cope with anger?

He runs away, gives it out somewhere remote, as not to hurt anyone, then all is good...Except if you are Caithe because he will boil in his anger in that case.

87. Have they ever been in a situation where they were helpless?

Uhh..does being able to help his boyfriend because he was on the other end of the world counts? Or becoming a god out of his will? How about your brothers and sisters turning you down and villainize you while you are emotionally and magically unstable, causing you to burst everything around you in flames?... Yes, yes he was.

88. Are they organized or messy?

Messy. Definitely messy.

89. Can they remember a lot of information at once?

No. Unless you spent hours explaining it to him, he won’t remember after two seconds.

90. What is their occupation?

God...Before that, he was hitman, tour guide, guard...he was a mercenary.

Nico:

40. How do they become who they are?

Caithe sent him on a boring mission and the bandits he had to take out seemed more fun than her lessons.

41. How was their childhood?

Pretty calm, and basic. Like any other saplings.

42. Are they close with anyone who is going to screw them over?

He’s a bandit. It’s more likely he’ll screw over others. Also, his motto is: “never truly trust anyone.”

43. How do they adapt to different situations? Do they adapt at all?

He adapts rather quickly to any situation. Though if something is too tough he’ll just run away.

44. How do they speak? Examples - Are they soft-spoken, hot heated, vulgar

He has the dirtiest mouth that ever spoken a word. He’s been like that since his sapling days.

45. Are they opposed to violence? 

Not at all. His job requires to be violent.

46. When is their birthday?

Uhhh No idea..sometimes in the summer? He doesn’t know it either, doesn’t really care either.

47. Are they quick to judge?

No. He actually likes to think things through and get to know people a little.

48. Do they have anything they are trying to hide from others?

Not unless he is on an undercover job.

49. Do they act differently around different people?

Only if the job requires.

50. Do they enjoy the arts?

No. He sucks at arts. Maybe music..that he appreciates.

[mlmdarkfiction]

[ points gun ] all of the horror asks

*insert joke abt the Gun Kink anon here*

Slasher Film: What are some of your favorite scary movies? I fucking love the Chucky movies. Which is ironic because as a kid was terrified of them (although I think that’s more due to my father tormenting me with Chucky and I was around maybe 3 or 4 so), I mentioned before I really liked Oculus even though it’s not a “slasher film” it is a scary movie so? And obviously I fucking love the Evil Dead movies. 

Jump Scare: What is a fear that you have? A fear that I have hm. It’s hard because the older I get the less I’m afraid of impractical things. Empty bathrooms is one that gets me, and I know for a fact that fear comes from my father making me watch IT as a child because of the bathroom scene, and aside from that I think I’ve mentioned I still get uncomfortable hanging my legs off the edge of a bed because something can grab my feets (Thankfully I sleep currently on quite literally a mattress on the floor so that’s not a fear I’m confronted with often)

Haunted House: How much would it cost to get you to stay in a haunted house? So I not only believe in ghosts, but believe I’ve had experiences with them. That being said, ya boi broke as fuck and has been homeless. I know the worth of a dollar. 5$ bucks a night and I’ll stay anywhere, haunted or no.

666: Do you have a lucky number? Not really? Although when it comes to having to pick I’m partial to evens. 

Bloodbath: Baths or showers? Both have their downfalls. Uhhh I’m gunna go with bath, even though I don’t enjoy baths, just because were my legs are fucked up and I can’t stand up very long on my own without my leg braces there’s less chance of me hurting myself if I take a bath lmao. 

Found Footage: Have you ever posted a video on YouTube? God this is embarrassing as fuck but in elementary school I made Sonic AMV’s that were INSANELY popular. 

Scream Queen: Are you dressing up for Halloween this year? Probably not. The people I used to celebrate Halloween with (working on a haunted trail, going to their halloween anniversary party, ect) are no longer in my life as my brother broke up with one of them so :/ Last year I worked on their trail though with a weird Amanda/Leather face type character I came up with. And then for the actual Halloween Party I went as Taako from the DND podcast The Adventure Zone. 

Here’s my butcher costume from the trail though. I should really make an oc based around this. A DUDE TOLD ME I MADE HIS DAUGHTER PEE HERSELF on his second round through the trail and I thought he was gunna kick my ass but he seemed thrilled.

Pumpkin Guts: Do you like pumpkin spice lattes? Pumpkin spice is okay. After a while it makes me sick though. One of my alters a couple years ago ate a whole pumpkin spice roll in one sitting and I was just “Why...why are you like this”

Grave Robber: Have you ever tried to talk to a ghost? Like I said! I believe in Ghosts and believe I’ve lived somewhere haunted. That being said, we used to have a touch lamp, and I would ask it questions. The way the lamp would work is one touch is on, another touch brighter, a third touch off. So I’d use that as a scale to talk to the spirit. I don’t remember if it was two for no or one for yes or vice versa, but I’d ask yes or no questions and the lamp would react.

Claw Marks: If you could own an exotic pet, what would you choose to have? Ahhhh I dunno. I had pet rats for a while there and they’re very good boys. I don’t think I’m a big pet person on my own maybe.

Cryptid Sighting: What cryptid fascinates you the most? I answered this one already!

Cult Gathering: Are you a part of any organizations? Nope! I am a very boring individual.

Friday the 13th: Do you like to go out or stay in on Friday nights? Uhh I feel like I’d probably enjoy going out on Fridays if I had anything to do or money or friends but I’m an under 21 year old broke college boy with no irl friends so usually I stay in and just stream movies with friends?

Devil Horns: Are you an angel or a devil? Well if my forced extremely religious upbringing has taught me anything it’s that I’m the devil!

Bloody Mary: Do you have any urban legends specific to where you’re from? Aside from Moth Man originating here I don’t really know? I used to live near this weird part in the woods called Devils Chair that was supposed to be for summoning demons or some shit but was really just a makeout spot for teens. I’d pass it everyday when I walked home from work. I think I took nudes there once lmao. 

But nah I think WV is one of those places where everyones too worried about their methed up cousin murdering them in their sleep to worry about urban legends.

Spooky Scary Skeletons: What’s your favorite dance craze? I don’t..have one? is that a thing people are supposed to have?

Vampire Bite: Have you ever had braces? AAA leg braces?? lmao. but no not like teeth braces. I was supposed to I think as I have like...a HUGE gap between my front teeth but ?? 

because we all know I’m bad at medical care I don’t think I saw a dentist as a child, and the last time I saw one was three years ago when the pain from my wisdom teeth was so bad i caved and had to get them taken out. 

Butcher Knife: Can you cook? Somewhat ? I mean I can. I’m not totally confident, but I can like cook enough to survive ya know?

Possessed Doll: Are dolls creepy or cute? It honestly depends. SOME DOLLS JUST GIVE OFF BIG HAUNTED DOLL ENERGY other dolls are bapy must protect. It just depends on the doll. 

Witches’ Brew: What would be put into a potion to summon you? why would anyone want to summon me oaidknsa

chunks of obnoxiously covered lipstick moss a fabric swatch of a hawaiin shirt And a koolaid jammers

[yharnamopossum]

@catsbreads​​ listen... no matter how hard i tried i couldn't actually like. list rank the bloodborne bosses... i love them all so much...... so instead let me offer u personal ratings in chronological order:

cleric beast: A STELLAR START!! sets the stage for the game!! yharnam's poster child!!! a beautiful baby beastie!!! challenging in all ng cycles while avoiding becoming a grueling nuisance, like woah!!! 10/10, iconic, beautiful, fluffy, screeeeeeee

gascoigne: fave song in the soundtrack, so handsome, heartbreaking story, handsome, phase 3 can be beaten by. walking. which is, eh. but!! handsome, and has a nice voice, and,, handsome,,,,,, 9/10 cus fuck those tombstones

blood-starved beast: BAPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one of my fav fights!!!! a sweetheart, so beautiful!!! can be punched or torched to death, so great for when u want a simple but fun challenge!!! so speedy!! slender and toothy and flopsy and perfect!!!! 11/10, best baby, best fight

paarl: SECOND BAPY sweet electric puppy how i love you so...... a hell of a hassle when underlevelled but otherwise fun as hell. speedy!! 8/10, points deducted cus i get a genuine pain in my heart every time the zappies go away & she does the sad whine :c why does the game make me torture this poor pup :,C

vicar amelia: STOP FUCKING HEALING 9/10, she’s beauty she’s grace she wanna smack yr face

witch of hemwick: like. is this even a fight. 1/10 bc of that one time i somehow managed to kill the second witch before the first one and skipped phase 2 entirely and some rando said gg in the stream chat and made me feel good abt myself

amygdala: SUCH a good alien baby. lov the weird face. p sure we've all wanted to rip our arms off when upset. also, hello?? cutest lil feeties in the world???? oh man..... 7/10 cus looked cooler in the alpha + can be tricked into a visceral loop by running through her legs........ dumbass

shadows of yharnam: no. 0/10 fuck you

rom: MAMA HOW I LOVE YOU SO!!! why are you such a hassle in chalice dungeons!!! why are you in chalice dungeons to begin with!!!!! i feel so bad for mama rom, she's just so cute and kind and minding her own damn business all covered in dandelions....... 8/10 fight itself is annoying + she deserves better v.v

the one reborn: sky baby. the cutest collection of goofy goopy body parts you ever done seen. makes weird noises and flails wildly, as any good sky baby should. 5/10 cus horrendously easy

micolash: shut the FUCK up you chef boyardee spaghetti arm awoo-ass cage-head bastard i am TRYING to pick up the goddamn moon rune and needing to mash through your FUCKING dialogue in order to pick shit UP is the ONLY REAL THREAT IN YOUR FIGHT CUS I KEEP GETTING KILLED BY THE FUCKERS IN THE STAIRWELL REEEEEEEEE 6/10 tie your damn shoes

martyr logarius: speedy grandpa. phase 2 is absolute bullshit. alfred sweetie why do you idolise this guy again?? why the fuck can I fall off the roof but HE can't???? 5/10, crusty but satisfying as hell to beat

celestial emissary: another non-boss. what are you even doing here. you're the emissary huh??? a diplomat???? no wonder nobody in the church could figure out all the weird kin bullshit. 0/10, jimmy neutron-lookin ass

ebrietas: S P A G E D D Y....... so so sweet and pretty, i wanna give her a big soft smooch and a nice warm hug.......... 7/10 cus the fight is literally just button mashing

mergo's wet nurse: god you look SO fucking cool with all the feathers and swords and the facelessness and shit but just. that's the fight?? really??? that's it??? that’s the whole thing???? 6/10 cus design is incredible + music box playing in the bg is neat & eerie as hell

gehrman: can be easily parried to death, everything can be avoided with a backstep or two, spends most of the game crying and yelling "SCRAM!!", like... go home grandpa you're drunk. 4/10 cus good god i have SUCH a grudge left over from fighting him with neil...

moon presence: pretty sure the only time i ever died to her was in neil's file lmao?? once she does that 1hp move like. you've won?? she just. sits there??? u can rally all ur health back from her before she starts moving again??? and by then she's staggered for a visceral??? like???? 8/10 cus gorgeous and spooky and intimidating as hell but way too easy for a fancy secret ending boss :/

ludwig: listen. listen. look. listen. it's fucking ludwig. best design (handsome!), best music (well... second-best but still!), fight requires skill and timing and learning preps and patterns and is everything i love the most!! the game does that thing where mechanically he's a beast in form 1 but a hunter in form 2 and i fucking cry every time!! that monologue!!! beautiful voice, handsome face!! sword!!!! horse!!!!!!!! TEETH!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA 10000/10 but were u really expecting anything different from me lmao

laurence: the most grueling 2nd & 3rd phases of all time, good fucking grief. i can't get past him in +3. he's the reason i can't progress to higher ng cycles. he is ALWAYS the biggest issue in EVERY run. dumbass bitch in canon. ruined yharnam. whiny bastard. fuck this guy. 10/10 cus i'm thirsty + his music makes me cry & you forgot him in your list >:(

living failures: can be cheesed with a cleaver and some beast blood. v cool lanky six-fingered hands but otherwise?? honestly?? i mean gross incoming but??? they look like a botched circumcision. don't lie. they absolutely fucking do. i fucking said it. they do. 3/10 cus sometimes they break so badly that one'll follow you thru maria's fog gate lmao

lady maria: i mean. we're all gay. so, points. but also, idk i find her fight obnoxious?? timing is jank and that hunter bone nonsense is... ugh. 6/10 cus she is SUCH a fucking hassle & was way more interesting as a chara in the cut content :/

orphan of kos: i LOVE this baby bitch okay. like!! top fave fights, hello!!! timing and precision and prediction and learning prep patterns and safe boxes and spacing and aaaaAAA everything i love in from fights!!! has that weird poison knife glitch where u can make him stand there as ur friend!!! he is bapy!!! let him s c r e a m!!!!!!! 9/10 cus phase 2 can genuinely be beaten by just. walking. also he's gr0ss

oof alright that’s it there’s my takes for u uwu~