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Hi :D what are your favorite Jimmy Jr lines throughout the show? It can be as many as you want and from any season and episode!
"sorry horcelain..." always makes me witch cackle
also DONT TELL ME NOT TO DANCE DAD in season 2 is so good
"everybody, close your eyes and believe!" in OT the outside toilet
"PUT. THE LIPS. DOWN." two for tina
"i just wanna go home, turn off my devices, get my cry water ready and prepare for tomorrow..." so you stink you can dance
"do you have any soup?" "uh, i don't." "thats okay..." butt sweat and fears (blue is tina)
honorable mention : "god i never noticed how annoying you sound!" "i have a speech impediment tina.." "WELL FIX IT."
#any quote of jimmy jrs is so funny though#his line delivery is so funny love you h jon benjamin#bobs burgers#jimmy jr#tina belcher#two for tina#so you stink you can dance#butt sweat and fears#bad tina
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He totally wanted her to look at his butt đ¤đ¤
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if floppy scoops was on spotify it would've been the number one song on my spotify wrapped
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Day in Fandom History: October 23âŚ
Tina and Zeke cheer on Jimmy Jr at a semi-prestigious dancing seminar for the weekend as Bob and Linda compete on who can collect the most home run balls outside of Wonder Wharf Stadium. âSo You Stink You Can Danceâ premiered on this day, 2 Years Ago.
#Day in Fandom History#2 Years Ago#Bob's Burgers#Bobs Burgers#Bobâs Burgers#Season 13#Episode 5#So You Stink You Can Dance#Cartoon#Animation
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season 14 was SUCH a good season for jimmy jr. short as it might've been every single episode that he was in did his character justice and went soo fucking hard. Actually season 13 was really good for jimmy jr too with the april fools yogurt date and so you stink you can dance. THE WRITERS LOVE HIM thank god <3


#my beautiful idiot son (affectionate)#Thank you so you can stink you can dance what an april fool believes bully-ieve it or not and butt sweat and fears....#txt#bob's burgers
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Alright I laughed
#bobs burgers#bob's burgers#flips whitefudge#S7E9 bob actually#S13E5 so you stink you can dance#funny#bobs burgers memes#food#op dm for credit!
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#yall better dance noodle boys#bobs burgers#bobâs burgers#s13e5 so you stink you can dance#jimmy pesto jr#flips whitefudge#a guru tbh
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They don't do Jimmy Jr weird dance anymore đ
#now he dances in less cringy ways đ#and waaaaay less often#get back out there and embarrass yourself boy#what's the point of j-ju supremacy if that rascal doesn't make a fool of himself in the most beautifully passionate way?#yes I remember So you stink you can dance but like... that's the toned down level of weird#bobs burgers
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not to sound like a misogynist but we need to be so fr when we praise bada leeâs dancing
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#even though roger showed up late to filming this is still my favorite supertramp music video#its so stinking cute i cant handle it#i cant with dougie and roger chewing gum and doing that weird sway dance thing lol#can i just say bob and john looked the cutest in their little 50's outfit getup!!!#which ever one of them came up with the idea for this video i love you mwah#anyways if 50's getup Supertramp don't show up on my door on February 14th i will cry#supertramp#rick davies#dougie thomson#bob siebenberg#roger hodgson#john helliwell#my gifs
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I memorized all my limes!
#sophâs posts#Hash tag theater kid problems#Hold on letâs see if I can remember my monologue:#Call me what you will! But it was during the stink years you see. Nobody thought they had much time then so many of us didâŚ#Questionable things. There was the looting of course. And the hoarding. But there were also the fond farewells and the late night trysts.#Life was an explosion filled with riots! Cheap cabarets! Dancing girls! Oh yes. And love. There was love like no tomorrow.#For there was no tomorrow. But there is always a tomorrow of some kind or another. After you were born your father made me promiseâŚ#Never to reveal my identity to you- for I was something of a strumpet in my day. But never in my wildest-#Thatâs it lol
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Imagine having a kid with Sukuna and him urging you to have a day out after giving birth and taking care of the baby so you can have a fun stress free day with friends, and then him having a daddy daughter date. I thought itâs cute đĽ°
oh⌠oh you KNOW HOW I FEEEEEEEEL ABOUT A DAD!AU (bro this got so long im sO SORRY-)
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âOkay, thereâs three bottles of milk in the fridge.â
âOkay.â
âAnd her melts are in the cabinet!â
âI know, I live here too.â
âOh! And her stuffed lamb is her favorite to nap with-â
âBabe,â Sukuna laughs, wrapping an arm around you. In his other arm, Akiara is held securely, with an arm under her thighs to keep her perched against his chest, the pacifier in her mouth bouncing as she rattles a small toy in her hands. âI got this. Itâll be fine.â
âOkay, but if you need me, call me.â
âIâm not going to call you. Go have fun,â he encourages. Deep down, he knows youâre terrified to leave the baby with anyone for more than 15 minutes, always keeping her in close proximity and within earshot. The farthest youâve gone is to shower while Sukuna indulges with tummy time, and it seems that every time, youâre surprised the house hasnât crumbled in the brief period.
But Akiara is five months now. And your friends begged you to come shopping with them, missing you from outings with the group. Sukuna knows you trust him implicitly, but your separation anxiety is physically felt in the air this point. He pulls you in for a hug and presses a kiss to the crown of your head, âgo. If the house catches on fire, Iâll call you. Otherwise, I can handle a few hours with my own spawn.â You tense slightly, and he offers you a stern look, âdo you trust me?â
âOf course I do, but-â
âThen let me take care of everything. Go.â
You offer him a shaky sigh and make your way over to Akiara in his arms, âmommy loves you so much, okay?â You whisper. She babbles and grabs your hair, and Sukuna can see the nervous tears welling up. âIâll be home in two hours tops.â
âDonât time yourself,â he chuckles. âGo with your girlfriends. I gave you the credit card, go buy some clothes, or a necklace, or those expensive ass pastries you love so much.â Then, he nods his head towards the door, âscram. Before you cry your mascara off.â
âOkay,â you sigh. âOkay-â you blow them both a few kisses as you slowly make your way to the door, âI love you both so much. Behave. Oh, and nap time is at 1:30-â
âBabe. Go,â he snickers. He watches as you open the door and walk backwards out, your eyes focused on the two of them until the door shuts fully, keeping you outside and them on the inside. Sukuna sighs in relief and he adjusts Akiara to be held arms length, âyou, stinky girl, need a bath,â he hums, and when the little girl coos, he brings her tiny body up to his mouth to playfully bite her chubby belly, hiccupy laughter filling the air briefly before he pulls a face of disgust and holds her back out. âYeah. You stink. Like a lot.â
Sukuna wastes no time in setting up her bathtub and cleansing the tiny child with her soaps, letting her splash the warm water for some time until she reaches up for him. He barely gets her out of the tub and into a towel before his phone buzzes wildly. He sighs and answers it, âdo I have to block your number?â
âNo!â You whine. âI just wanted to see how things were going. I just got to the restaurant, wanted to make sure everything was okay before I ate.â
âWell the dog got out, I broke a vase and our kid went to college, so not great,â he says flatly, and when you huff in annoyance, and smirks, âeverything is fine. She just had a bath, Iâm trying to dry her off, and then weâre going to watch some of those dancing fruits she likes so much. Goodbye.â
âWait- you bathed her before you fed her?â You ask.
He pulls his mouth into a straight line, âyes. Because she smelt like shit fart-â
âSukuna!â You snap.
âIf I have to bathe her again, I will. Itâs not the end of the world,â he tries to soothe. When you click your tongue he chuckles again. âOkay. Goodbye.â
âGoodbye,â you say, ending the phone call. He pockets the device and looks down at his child. âShes your mother alright,â he says. His daughter merely babbles and chews on her fingers. He gets her settled into a clean diaper before hoisting her back and onto his hip, making his way to the living room, resting her on his massive stomach and clicking on the TV for some entertainment. Thereâs a baseball game on, surely you wonât mind if he indulges while his baby lays on his chest.
The colors are good stimulation.
âWho you got money on?â He asks Akiara, who blinks eyes like yours up at him. When she smiles a gummy smile, he shrugs, âI donât know. Theyâve got a really good pitcher.â His thick fingers gently stroke up and down her spine, so gently and warm that he feels Akiaraâs breathing slowly even out, his little girl falling asleep on his chest. He winces, he knows youâre not going to be thrilled about an early nap time, but who the hell is he to wake a sleeping baby?
A sleeping baby who sleeps for hours. Youâre going to be pissed at him.
By the time the game is over, Akiara is still fast asleep on his chest, tiny hands balled into fists as her long lashes lay on her cheeks. Sukunaâs gotta give you credit, you havenât called or texted since her bath, and now itâs well into four hours since youâve left and youâre still out with your friends. Heâs proud of you.
Heâs not sure how long in total Akiara was sleeping for, but not long after the game, she slowly twitches awake, eyes fluttering open before fixating on him. He watches fondly as her body slowly wakes up, starting with her sleepy eyes that blink open, followed by her mouth which opens to let out the smallest yawn.
âGood morning, sleepy girl,â he hums, gently cradling the back of her head. âWas that a good nap?â Akiara merely thunks her head back against his chest in response. He kisses her head softly before standing up, shuffling to the kitchen to grab one of the prepared bottles from the fridge. He pops it in her mouth, where her tiny fists assist him in holding it. The child drinks the milk happily, wide eyes blinking as she downs the beverage hungrily. He smirks, âdefinitely my kid.â
With that, you come home.
He can tell by the jingling of keys youâre trying to hurry in as fast as possible, and he snickers at your struggle. Once the door finally creaks open, you haul your bags into the home and kick the door shut, smiling as your eyes land on your little family. âHey you.â
âWhatâs up?â He hums, kissing you as you get close. âHow was it?â
âIt was great!â You squeal, and he canât fight the way his heart squeezes at your excitement. âI got some new dresses, a pair of heels, some perfumes- oh, and I got you a cologne-â
âThatâs my girl,â he says, but he can tell your attention is focused on the small girl heâs currently burping, and he shrugs, âyou want to take over?â
When you nod sheepishly, he gently passes Akiara over to you, and you coo down at her, âhi, Mummaâs girl,â you coo, and she burps loudly in your face. âWell excuse you!â
Sukuna canât fight the laughter that barks from his throat, snickers tearing through until youâre smiling and shaking your head, and he pulls you in for another hug.
He loves that his small family fits in his arms.
#bro this is so long and so much filler but I donât care#I had so much fun with this đĽş#sukuna#sukuna fluff#sukuna x reader#sukuna x reader fluff#sukuna x f!reader#sukuna imagine#sukuna jjk#sukuna ryomen#sukuna ryomen fluff#sukuna ryomen x reader#sukuna ryomen x reader fluff#sukuna ryomen x f!reader#sukuna ryomen imagine#sukuna ryomen jjk#jjk#jjk fluff#jjk imagine#jjk x reader#jjk x reader fluff#jjk x female reader#jjk x f!reader#jjk x y/n#jjk x yn#jjk x you#dad!au#dad!jjk#dad!sukuna#dad!jjk au
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locker room shenanigans!

includes: nsfw! semi public sex. continuation of college athlete!gojo. you donât need to read it but makes more sense if you do. fem!reader, knee humping, use of âprincessâ fingering, shower sex, p in v, unprotected sex, hair pulling, panty thief!gojo, donât try this at home, theyâre kinda cute arenât they. can you tell iâm emotionally constipated

the air is warm as you make your way to the field. you're never here except for when your friends drag you to rallies and matches against your will. practice was over long ago, and you can see some of the regular team members walking off towards the campus. you're not even sure where you're supposed to go exactly, but you spot a familiar head of white hair sitting in the bleachers.
gojo greets you with a boyish smile as you walk over. you're a little nervous, seeing that the last time the two of you spoke, you were admitting how badly you wanted him. but you shake off the embarrassing memory as you close the distance between you.
he's as charming as ever when he greets you, voice silky smooth as he gets up. it's almost as if he didn't have you bent in almost every way possible a few days ago; he's speaking like he's known you for ages! to be honest, you're not paying too much attention to what he's saying. he's all huffy and sweaty from practice, and the way white strands are sprawled out and glued to his forehead is reminding you so much of how good he looked above you, icy blue eyes piercing into your soul as the two of you walk towards.. where are you walking to again?
"the locker rooms, duh."
"the male locker rooms? what do you need to do in there?"
"i need to take a shower. we need to take a shower."
when you finally reach the door, a little bit of dread settles in the pit of your stomach. was satoru gojo trying to tell you that you fucking stink? what the hell is he talking about? and should you even be there? there's probably a lot of naked men in there you're sure wouldn't be happy to see you. you're both just standing off to the side waiting for god-knows-what as you shift in your spot. you finally decide to ask why you're out here if the showers are in there. but before the words are out, you're being cut off by someone pushing the door open and sprinting out.
gojo explains that college athlete!choso is usually the last person in here, which means two things. one: he's going to run all the way to his girlfriend house now, and two: the locker room is completely empty.

the steam from the room throws you off a bit as he closes the door behind you. you're eyeing everything around you; setting your bag down on one of the benches as gojo pulls his shirt off. you try not to stare, but his frame is so mouth-watering that you can't even look away before he catches you staring. your cheeks flush and you decide one of the used towels on the ground is much more interesting than whatever he's doing. he thinks it's so cute just how shy you are. have you forgotten his dick was down your throat less than a week ago already?
of course, you haven't, but that doesn't change the fact that this is so awkward for you! clearly, he's enjoying this way more than you are, because he can't even hide that shit-eating grin that takes over his lips as he makes his way over to you. his hand is guiding your chin up to look at him warily, and your eyes are closing again as his lips find yours.
your body is practically melting against his when his fingers find your waist, and he hums into your mouth. you kiss so sweetly for someone with such a sharp tongue, but hell keep the snarky remarks for when you're too fucked out to retort. gojo is pulling away way too soon, and you pout as he avoids the way you chase his lips. he's softly pushing you towards one of the lockers, pressing your back against the cool metal; in heavy contrast to the heat dancing all over your body from the room and his touch. you gasp when he slides his knee between your legs and he uses the opportunity to lick into your mouth, wet tongue gliding against yours as you unconsciously grind onto him.
you're trapped between a rock and a hard place. the rock being his cock, because you can feel how hard he's getting from rubbing against you. that, coupled with the fact his knee is brushing your clothed cunt just right, and you're barely able to kiss back. your broken whimpers are making him twitch in his pants hard. he really did want to take his time, maybe tease you just a little, but everything about you is just so addicting. you whine as his warmth leaves your body, but you're quickly distracted by his fingers hooking the waistband of your pants. kicking them off, you're pulling his wrist to draw him closer again.
your breath hitches as his knuckles brush against the damp spot on your panties. they're soft, pale pink and he makes a mental note to pocket them when he gets them off you later. shifting them to the side, he makes quick work of circling around your sopping entrance, never fully dipping his finger past a few millimeters and itâs driving you insane.
âstop teasing, satoru.â
âoh, weâre on first-name basis now?â and he chortles at the way you lack a response. you can barely think of what to say before heâs flipping you over, and your face is now in close contact with.. not him. heâs too close for you to shift your head to see what heâs about to do, but he answers your mental question by plunging two fingers deep into your cunt fairly quickly.
you canât catch the moan that rips from your throat as he starts to move, and youâre already a mess from his starting pace. gojo can feel you dripping down his palm and how desperately youâre trying to pull away, but his hand is locked between your body and the locker. not like he planned to stop anyway, but heâs a little offended seeing you struggle to get out of his grip. heâs sliding another finger in as his head dips down to your ear.
âif you stop movinâ around so much, it'll be much easier for the two of us.â
âi-itâs too much-â
ânone of that. you took me so well last time, i'm sure you can do it again.â
he doesnât even give you time to respond before heâs curling his fingers hard. heâs basically knuckles deep in you, and your cunt is starting to flutter hard around his digits. youâre using your free hand to grip his wrist, unable to form words as your orgasm crashes down over you. youâre going eyes are pressed shut as the waves of pleasure roll over you, and you swear the man above you is grinding against your exposed ass.
itâs his fingers pulling out of your cunt that has your eyesight returning, and youâre locking gaze with him as he slides those three fingers deep into his mouth. his mouth travels down his palm to his mid-forearm, just where your release stopped before he managed to catch up. gojo releases his mouth from his skin with a satisfying pop, and he sighs in relief while he licks his lips.
ânow, you need a shower.â

one of gojo's greatest traits is how easy he is to talk to. itâs why so many people have such a good impression of him from just one conversation, and why the two of you are bantering like he didnât just finger the shit out of you and then eat your cum before your very eyes.
youâre desperately trying to get away from him in this too-small space. heâs convinced youâre insanely ticklish from the way you react when he touches you, and what better way to check other than when youâre completely naked? the only thing saving you now is the fact that the floor is dry, otherwise you would have bashed your head into the ground trying to get out of there.
satoru is insanely offended youâre trying to escape from his grasp again, so instead heâs pulling your body flush against his just under the shower. he stretches an arm back towards the valves and youâre pressing your face into his chest to stop the water from getting into your eyes. itâs getting much warmer faster than you thought, and youâre melting in his hold once more.
heâs nudging your head away from the stream, so he can press his lips to yours. your hand trails up to the back of his head, and your fingers softly scratch his undercut. youâre coyly darting your tongue out to brush against his lip, and he parts them for you to go on. gojo is trying his hardest not to smile as you concentrate on working your tongue against his. those large hands of his are palming the fat of your ass as he pushes his own tongue into your mouth and you whine. he pays no mind to it though, continuing his actions until heâs sure youâre getting stupidly restless under his hold.
âdo you trust me?â
you shake your head no. frantically.
âtoo bad. youâre gonna need a lot of faith in me for this.â
and he was right, you do need a lot of faith in him. because your hands are tightly holding the slim metal pipe of the shower as he raises your hips up.
this is way too risky. you could get really injured; or die! youâre not too keen on having âdeath by failed shower sexâ or your headstone, and the thought alone is enough for you to tell him to put you down.
but once his mind is made up, itâs made up. he just shushes you and tells you to close your eyes, imagine the body of the shower is his sheets! you were gripping onto those pretty hard last time, werenât you? itâs all in your mind. you should tell him to fuck off right then and there, but his cockhead is already bullying its way into your cunt with an ease that should be illegal.
youâre putting the damn shower to shame compared to how wet you are. gojo is hissing at the warmth enveloping his cock when he finally bottoms out. honestly, he could stay like this forever, just nestled in the heat of your dizzying cunt. but he knows your arms will give out soon enough; so fuck you as best as he can for the time you can keep your body up, like a little reward.
the flow of water hitting your lower back is nothing in comparison to the way heâs pounding into your cunt. heâs holding you low and angling up, and his fat tip is painfully poking that one spongy spot that has your vision spotting. youâre almost glad youâre facing away from him because you look like a fucking mess; open mouth and cross-eyed from the sheer pleasure of it all. your noises are reverberating against the walls and you would usually be ashamed, but thereâs nothing on your mind other than holding yourself up and the fat cock thatâs currently stretching you out.
satoru is more than impressed, youâre lasting much longer than he thought. heâs resting his forearm against your belly so he can release his other hand and stretch up to pinch at your nipples. youâre sobbing at this point, and heâs feigning concern, asking if youâre okay. the only thing you can respond with is a broken noise. heâs content with how much that brain of yours is focused on him, so he taps your side with two fingers before speaking.
âgonna put you down real quick, okay?â
and youâre so quick to cry out a no, begging him not to stop.â
ârelax, princess. just wanna switch positions. your arms hurt, donât they?â
you donât register the strain in your arms until after your feet hit the ground. you groan, massaging the fat of your upper arms until youâre getting hit in the face with the shower stream. youâre quickly shifting away, wiping at your eyes like a little kid.
âfuck you.â
âiâm trying.â he snorts, as he places his hands behind your knees. you place your arms on his shoulders and jump, and he mutters a there you go under his breath. youâre slightly higher than he is, but your faces are still so close. heâs fucking stunning, hooded eyes trained on your tits that heâs eye level with as he pushes up into you for the nth time today. your eyes are fluttering shut as his lips close around your nipple, and his hips start to move.
itâs hot, heâs hot, the water is hot and your entire body is on fire with bliss as he pistons in and out of you. his mouth is alternating between each of your sensitive buds, and youâre sighing in contentment at the delicious pace heâs set. heâs still finding a way to push against that sensitive spot over and over, and your orgasm is starting to brew in the pits of your belly.
gojo isnât too far off himself, but heâs holding out, drinking up every little noise and twitch that you give him. heâs obsessed, mind solely focused on you, you, and you. youâve been on his mind far long before he got to you that night, heâs going to enjoy every moment he has. whether it be bothering you out in public or milking your cunt on his cock, just like heâs about to do.
your fingers find his hair and pull back sharply as you smash your lips against his. your orgasm is quickly bubbling up and youâre moaning hard into his mouth when it comes. youâre barely able to kiss back, vision going white and voice cracking as you cum for the second time. your whole body is shaking, and just the feeling of you creaming around his cock is sending him over the edge, cum pouring into you in thick spurts.
you both just stay there for a bit, panting and catching your breaths until he puts you down. you grimace as his release leaks down your thigh, and he tuts in disappointment. what a waste.
itâs a comfortable silent walk out of there, different from how much you had to argue for him to give you back your underwear. which you didnât get back by the way, you can see the edge of the pair sticking out of his pocket as he slings had bag over his broad shoulder. one of his clean shirts is hung around your neck, catching the water thatâs dripping from your hair to prevent it from soaking your clothes, although youâre not too worried since the sun has mostly set and the number of students here have dwindled significantly.
youâre spacing out as the two of you walk, sticking your finger in one of the belt loops of his pants. youâre still looking forward when satoru smiles down at you, sliding his arm around your waist.
and you said you hated him. what a joke.
#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader smut#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu gojo#gojo smut#gojo x reader#gojou satoru x reader#gojo satoru#jjk fanfic#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#gojo#gojo x reader smut#gojo x you#gojo fluff#jjk x reader smut#jjk
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if they put floppy scoops on spotify it would literally be my most listened to song
#like actually the most romantic song of all time#they make me sick#so you stink you can dance#bobâs burgers
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Day in Fandom History: October 23âŚ
Tina and Zeke cheer on Jimmy Jr. on at a semi-prestigious dancing seminar for the weekend as Bob and Linda compete on who can collect the most home run balls outside of Wonder Wharf Stadium. âSo You Stink You Can Danceâ premiered on this day, A Year Ago.
#Day in Fandom History#1 Year Ago#Bob's Burgers#Bobs Burgers#Bobâs Burgers#Season 13#Episode 5#So You Stink You Can Dance#Cartoon#Animation
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i do enjoy zekina as a romantic ship but i feel like this fandom doesn't have enough of zeke and tina being actual friends?? which to be fair the show is also lacking in that department but idk i wish they were allowed to hang out and joke and laugh more. theyre buddies!!! they're friends!!!!! zeke should be tina's smooth talking wingman
#save me stuck in the kitchen with you and so you stink you can dance...... like the only episodes#where tina and zeke are protrayed as mutual friends without doing the whole frenemies song and dance. which IS cute#but sometimes i just want them to be horrible together too#txt#bob's burgers
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