#so you see why i'm throwing up

[rathockey]

haha i'm FREAKING OUT because apparently my surgeon's office did NOT receive my lab test results and note clearing me for surgery and they need it by MONDAY and i called the doctors office and they said they'd get notice to the care team and send it and would mark the request as urgent but i swear to god if any of this fucks up my surgery date i'm going to explode

[lotus-pear]

the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical

[silusvesuius]

steer clear of ....the illigitimate child of... nvm

[front-facing-pokemon]

[ariadne-mouse]

I feel fandom would get along a lot better if there was mutual understanding that liking a character, agreeing with a character, and thinking the character is well constructed/executed are all separate (if often overlapping) positions, each with their separate tastes and subjectivities. Also: character portrayals are intended to make the audience feel things; this is separate from (if often overlapping with) analyzing/appreciating their actions and role in the story.

[rmbunnie]

I am alone on this barren earth (Jason Todd liker and Mia Dearden liker who honestly thinks issues 69-72 of the 2001 Green Arrow run are fun and good and would really like to talk about them beyond "Jason Todd was ooc and irredeemable there because he was trauma-dumping on Mia but also everything he said was fake and made up and he was manipulating her to become his sidekick and he blew up her school in retaliation because she didn't so really we should ignore the whole comic as bad writing /or agree he should just be read as an sadistic sidekick killer" (None of which is true and over half of which is directly stated to be false in the comic's text) but all people ever have to say about the comic is weird wrong takes about the three pages in which the gym fight happens ripped out of the very interesting and fun surrounding context)

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

the x files au where everything is exactly the same except mulder takes home the child neanderthal from the jersey devil episode and raises them as his own

[vaguely-concerned]

I think rye thinks it's incredibly adorable of davrin to be worried about him after the accidental hallucination tea experiment. that stoic option 'you know, I lived a whole life before you' contains a world of 'davrin, I'm a mourn watcher with a severely misspent youth behind me. I've been stratospherically high on things you couldn't and probably wouldn't want to imagine, this is barely a tickle'. to me.

[the-physicality]

2007, conference finals phoenix vs san antonio

[sunflowermp4]

karma's gotta come for all of us

i just hope she comes for you first

[secrettreestuffidk]

i wsa abouta make prollymy Real Bad Post but mayeb theyreere are Bad IDea legally speakin so um

[redacrted]

[mishkakagehishka]

"We're old moms, we can't wait to stop breastfeeding so we can get [very excited, shrill even] botooooox!!!"

We are never making it out of the patriarchy.

[solradguy]

I don't know where people have gotten the idea that Sol ever forgave Asuka because it's implied the arcade and gameplay modes are post-Strive's main story* and Sol is very ready to throw down still haha

(these are his win lines against Asuka #R and R. Kreutz respectively)

*There's a line by Ky that refers to how much weaker Sol is now without the FoC in Sol's arcade mode (Sol: Stay outta this. I’m takin’ [Nagoriyuki] down one-on-one. Ky: You hardly count as “one” in your state.). I think there's a line somewhere else that implies it too, but I can't find it at the moment.

If they ever get around to it, I think Sol's going to take the rocket he's building at the end of Strive to go to the moon where they'll likely tie up emotional loose ends between him and Asuka, but I really don't think it's going to be on very friendly terms.

[dove-da-birb]

Yeah, I turned comparing my favs into a damn slideshow and MADE IT INTO A VIDEO

Characters;

Twisted Wonderland; Azul Ashengrotto, Jade Leech, Floyd Leech, Rook Hunt, Trey Clover

Ikemen Series; Clavis Lelouche (ikepri), Osamu Dazai (ikevamp), Johann Georg Faust (ikevamp), Roger Barel (ikevil)

Obey Me; Mammon, Leviathan

Assorted Games; Julian Devorak (the arcana), Jaehee Kang (mystic messenger)

Assorted Anime; Grell Sutcliffe (black butler), Sugawara Koushi (haikyuu!), Bokuto Koutarou (haikyuu!), Hermes (record of ragnarok), Buddha (record of ragnarok)

*if I see anyone misgender Grell, I am having your kneecaps. Grell uses she/her pronouns and is a trans woman

Da list

Glasses; Azul, Trey, Jaehee, Faust, Buddha, Roger, Grell, Mammon

Eyepatch; Julian, Buddha

Tall an' goofy (*tall being 5'10 and over); Floyd, Trey, Julian, Clavis, Hermes, Buddha, Bokuto

Mole; Azul, Clavis, Sugawara, Hermes

Should not be trusted near food; Jade & Faust (experiments likely), Buddha (munchies), Clavis (actual bad cook)

Butler aesthetic; Jade, Grell, Hermes

Mom friend & needs a nap; Trey, Jaehee, Sugawara

On a watchlist; Azul, Jade, Floyd, Rook, Leviathan, Dazai, Clavis, Faust, Julian, Mammon, Buddha, Roger, Hermes, Grell

Has been arrested at least once (canon or not); Floyd, Clavis, Mammon, Julian, Grell, Roger

Green eyes; Rook, Grell

Blue eyes; Azul, Buddha, Mammon

Yellow/Gold eyes; Jade, Floyd, Trey, Faust, Clavis, Bokuto, Jaehee, Roger, Dazai

Dark hair; Trey, Clavis, Faust, Roger, Leviathan, Hermes, Dazai, Jaehee

Light hair; Azul, Mammon, Sugawara, Bokuto, Rook, Buddha

Red hair; Grell, Julian

They look similar; Tweels (twins), Trey & Roger

Shark teeth; Tweels, Grell

Fangs; Leviathan, Mammon, Dazai, Faust, Buddha (top and bottom, yes, I'm specifying)

Not human; Azul, Tweels, Grell, Faust, Dazai, Leviathan, Mammon, Hermes, Buddha

Human; Rook, Trey, Clavis, Roger, Jaehee, Julian, Bokuto, Sugawara

Huntsmen from Snow White (if I had a nickel...); Rook, Roger

Malewife; Jade, Rook, Trey, Hermes, Sugawara

Wet cat; Azul, Leviathan, Mammon, Julian, Roger

Gremlin/menace; Azul, Tweels, Rook, Mammon, Clavis, Julian, Dazai, Grell, Buddha

Girlboss; Jaehee, Grell (Azul solely for his business schemes)

Himbo; Bokuto, Mammon, Buddha (debatable)

IRL I'm punting them; Azul, Clavis, Julian, Leviathan

IRL I would be terrified of them; Tweels, Rook, Faust, Roger, Hermes, Buddha

Melodramatic; Azul, Jade, Rook, Clavis, Dazai, Julian, Grell

Special interest go brrrrr; Fish bastards & Leviathan (ocean/fish), Rook (archery/poetry), Dazai & Faust (vampires), Hermes (Greek mythology)

Bakes; Trey, Jaehee

I forget to add that both Clavis and Julian have HORRENDOUS handwriting in the slideshow, but I'm not editing it <3

Most points; Jade Leech (11), Clavis Lelouche (11), Buddha (11)

Second place; Azul Ashengrotto (10.5)

Third place; Roger Barel (10), Julian Devorak (10), Grell Sutcliffe (10)

[leiascully]

This is not shade but it is funny to me how different mediums in different fandoms have such different expectations of what counts as "success" when it comes to engagement. I feel like I've seen so many posts from gif and photoset makers saying that if they don't get 5000 notes on the next post they're going to delete Photoshop and throw their computer in the river because there's no point and no one engages on Tumblr anymore. Even in smaller fandoms! Meanwhile if I get 50 notes on a story, that's a good day (and I'm, you know, not an unknown person in a mid-size fandom of a certain age and fairly lucky). If five people see it and enjoy it, that's still nice.

I guess visual things are easier to process quickly and reblog whereas stories, especially under a cut (and mine are always under a cut if they're longer than a few paragraphs) are more likely to get scrolled past.

Anyway the point is I wish to all fandom creatives a very all the notes they want (and undestroyed mentions). 🐇

[moe-broey]

HELP maybe this is influenced by how I'm writing this, or maybe it was supposed to be gleaned from canon and I just. Haven't fully thought about it til now. Haven't Deeply analyzed it beyond the blaring alarm bells that go off when reading this. But. Alfonse's,

Straight into.

This isn't him doubling down. This is him BACKTRACKING. This is him going, "oh fuck I think maybe I came on a little too strong maybe I was a bit too vulnerable and that's really scary. How do I fix this" and he's running through all the dialogue options in his head like Okay. Play it Cool. Keep it Casual. Proclaim your undying loyalty and devotion to your Trusted Partner (person he just told in the beginning of this conversation that he didn't intend to become friends with) by making yourself a blade and shield for them. NAILED IT 👍