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pinksweatergettingbetter · 7 years ago

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warning, the following has mainly snarky (and possibly furious) opinions on Spirit of Justice. Reader discretion is advised.

Okay folks. this is it. part 1 of the final chapter

here we go.

trial day 2?? oh yeah i forgot they split this game up in the worst, uneven way possible

wow that cutscene was

something alright

wow datz actually managed to hold onto the snow globe. kudos?

what the fuck

i think i heard it wrong but Dhurke’s objection sounds like an old man

I'm pretty sure i heard it wrong

missed the bass

who was that no– oh Garananana

i guess she's gonna be the final boss instead huh

im so tired i cant even snark properly

“is that kosher?”

i like it

oh god

what.... what is she wearing

i mean

fuckin

TALK about madonna-whore complex. oh yeah, time to turn super evil?? bear your midriff! show off dem tiddies!

look, SOJ. theres only one bad bitch in ace attorney who can pull off floaty tendril hair, and its NOT ga’ran.

i cant believe i have to look at this train wreck for the rest of the trial

“heh heh heh. its all coming back now. the feel of my blood pumping through my veins”

this is perhaps because youre actually moving now, your eminence.

can we just dispense with the trial and have a good old fashioned anime fight? cmon apollo, spike up that hair and grab your BFS.

“meep”

WHATS WITH THE MEEPING

BONNY DID THAT TOO

SOJ ITS 2016 ...ACTUALLY ITS 2028 YOU HOLES

everyone in the court: :O what??? whats wrong with rayfa??? why is she sad???

oh i dunno maybe because her fucking Father just got brutally murdered?? maybe??

what the fuck is up with SOJ characters being dumb as a bag of bricks when it comes to other peoples’ feelings regarding death of loved ones???

phoenix: shits fucked, thats why?? apollo: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“seems like she's worse off today than she was yesterday”

hey game you'd better not be implying any shit

“discipline”

soj

alright, back after another longass break. i can do this.

( That’s oddly compassionate of him, all things considered )

I was about to defend Nahyuta because what kind of person wouldn’t try to spare a child from witnessing that kind of trauma... but then again, this is the Sadmad who purposefully tried to trigger someone into losing a trial so

(shrug emoji)

grana’s gone into full HORHORHOR BITCH MODE

partially I'm totally numb because i dont have any stakes in her newfound ebilness, and partially I'm tired of this weird new trend of child abuse in the new games

“Barbed head.”

oh my god

the first person she goes to after realizing that her caretaker is gone is fucking Phoenix

im gonna cry

“ive been reduced to “royal robe remover”” NO NICK YOU’VE BEEN UPGRADED TO DAD BY SOMEONE WHO’S NOT YOU

( ‘It’s like she’s grooming Mr. Wright to be Nayna’s replacement’)

I know this game is all about confusing bullshit for heartwarming moments and vice versa but guys

good lord

my heart

i really needed that

(sigh) they really couldn’t get someone who sounded like a fucking 14 year old to do her voice?? really???

rayfa: (looks like she's going to die and collapses)

apollo: this is not good...

gee apollo you really think so?

wait a fuking second

we went through the whole dance cutscene and we’re not even going to see the pool??? does that mean the priestess has to be conscious and present for the images to be visible? ...and how does that work, anyway?

i just realized, a medium could use a pool to see the dead, but how the hell could they project it for others to see?? does she literally open a portal to hell???

(sigh) i just regret sitting through that cutscene again

“cabal of traitorous lawyers”

i love that

(Seriously Dhurke? This is no laughing matter.)

this basically sums up Dhurke’s entire personality

...yknow, i know what they were trying to do with his character– i really do. i know he’s supposed to come off as a dashing, cavalier rebel who laughs in the face of danger.

but they overshot endearingly irreverent and ploughed straight into fuckwaddome. if you want a character to be charming, they need softer moments too. Dhurke isn’t a bad person, but he’s kind of an asshole when you get right down to it, and nothing so far is proving otherwise.

ok ive heard Dhurke’s Objection again and it doesn't sound like an old man– it just sounds about as overblown and ridiculous as Manfred von Karma’s (not to mention about as deep)

LET DHURKE SAY BITCH

... i guess

another perfect example of Dhurke being kind of a fuckwad: he keeps needling the queen and baiting her in ways that could get himself killed, which would be all fine and dandy if he were the brave resistance leader being tortured for information in the bowels of a dungeon.

...but here’s the thing.

IF YOU DIE, DHURKE, APOLLO AND PHOENIX DIE TOO. DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GODDAMN DC ACT? ITS NOT JUST YOUR DEAD ASS ON THE LINE HERE SO SHUT YOUR SASSY TRAP AND THINK ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR *AMAZING WIT* FOR ONCE.

you’ve got 2 extra lives on the line here.

...3 if my suspicions are correct.

stop calling him son please you abandoned him in an orphanage and didnt contact him for 14 years.

...and if he can’t call you ‘dad’ you have no right to call him ‘son’

coming back to this after ghost trick has convinced me that one of ga’ran’s lackeys miiiiiight be related to Cabanela, baby

“Wright... I can see we are kindred spirits, you and I! Hah-ha ha ha ha ha!!”

FUCK YOU DHURKE

“It’s pretty easy to spot the difference between a soulless man and the soulless shell of a man”

ok that did get a laugh out of me, good job dhurke.

apollo: pls dont get us killed dhurke: mmmm ok ill try but I'm not promising anything lol

://///

“But remember, son, if you truly believe in me, you should be able to prove my innocence.”

do i even have to list how many reasons thats wrong and a shitty thing to say

“Such Insolence”

You’ve been beat out, Not So Fast

Ga’ran used Gust!

Apollo flinched and couldn’t move!

“I could behead you at any time”

she's got a point; she’s a fucking despot, there’s no reason to actually hold a trial. i mean i guess she wants to shut up the rebels but just killing them would be a lot easier and its not like she has any qualms about murder

“Aw shoot, ya got me.”

again, not an appropriate reaction for whats going on buddy

lol get fucked kjudge

DGFUFUS OH COOL

WE GOT GUILTY (excited cheers from the audience)

the applause and the shots of everyone with :O faces is making me feel like i just won a gameshow

wheres my cheesy jingle

also i love how Dhurke’s like “oh shit!! my assholishness has directly resulted in my son’s death!!! did NOT see that coming!!!!!!!!!”

again the sound mixing is drowning out the background music (sigh)

“your benevolence? I’d be happy to lend an ear if you’d like to talk!”

>this is it, this is why he leaves the series guys. Apollo is too good for these sinful games.

DAMNIT DHURKE, YOUR SHIT MOUTH IS RUBBING OFF ON YOUR SON

hmm

we’ve got an april may here

“Rayfa, I shall buy you a new servant”

so Kooraheen practices slavery..? I mean, she.... she said ‘buy’, not hire.

“she would have left shoeprints”

do you know what evaporation is your malevolence

wait wait wait

that doesn't make any sense

the only prints leading out are from Inga, but the prints inside the building are from Nayna? how did she avoid leaving prints leading inside, then?? did she just long-jump over the dirt path???

the guards are not fanboying, apollo, they’re toadying. there’s a difference.

apollo: maybe the place he was stabbed and the place he died were different

(the game only continues after you carefully explain what dying of blood loss is three years later)

to be completely fair, there are actually stories of people who were unaware of being stabbed

furthermore, when you get stabbed, you’re not going to be the most rational human being on earth.

phoenix, don’t give sadmad that point, especially when he’s currently assaulting your protege

now, as i was saying, Apollo’s suggestion that Inga was stabbed in the back and then ran into the temple is perfectly plausible; running to shelter from an attacker is probably the first thing you’d want to do when injured, and the tomb was a pretty safe place, i’d wager.

tbh i really don’t know why they’re arguing about him feeling the pain as that wouldn’t really impair his movement considering he was stabbed in a place that wouldn’t affect his ability to walk???

but yeah apparently he was doped up to shit so

...i highly doubt back pain medication is strong enough to negate a stab wound. on the other hand, if it is and your back pain is THAT intense, Inga, you need to see a fucking doctor pronto.

...yeah shots straight into the spine is one step away from surgery; not to be an asshole but I'm not sure Inga was doing so well anyway before he went

huh. are they really gonna give us an actual choosable choice to abandon Dhurke and save our own skin? Cause that would be interesting; a lot like the old games where you could “”choose”” to defend a client or not.

to be clear here, though, i wouldn't choose “no” even as much as i dislike dhurke. we know (sigh) that he’s innocent, and even if i dont like him it’s our duty to defend his shitty ass

OH HOLY FUCK

THERES THE CHOICE

wow. y’know SOJ, i dont much like you, but you fuckin Did That. well done.

also thank you for the Justice pun it is much appreciated.

“And while I can’t say I’m used to it, this isn’t exactly my first rodeo”

FWHAT

>game flashes back to the Ahlbi case

DSKJFLS THIS IS LITERALLY THE “at second rodeo: this isn't my first rodeo” POST

YES OK WE’VE SEEN THIS CUTSCENE TWICE NOW ALREADY

WE GET IT, RAYFAS GOT COLD FEET ABOUT BEING QUEEN

MAYAS IN THE GAME

phoenix: allow me to mansplain how rayfa is feeling despite how fucking obvious it is. after all, we know our players have the mental and emotional capacity of goldfish!

oh hey mansplain is a legit word in the dictionary

cool!

why are they building this up?? just fucking tell Rayfa to do her stupid dance again and get on with it; we already did this at the beginning of the trial

“Hmm... Indeed. It would be problematic.”

ohohoooohohohhhihgjhgo

oh her nails are actually tiny pen

thats neat

thank goodness Kooraheeneese is an up-and-down written language– otherwise they’d have to make a whole new animation for the english game teehee

“....................But... Horn Head needs my help”

oh my heart

dan she just straight up begone’d her

see the one thing that falls flat here is that, during a regular trial, the prosecution saying “oh, ok, have it your way; you can try to prove your theory” holds up a little more since they... you know. don’t have absolute power.

where as, with Garananana, its more like she's just a huge posturing pushover. especially since every other minute she's saying “ok, I'm gonna kill you for REAL now.”

rayfa: b but if i fail you'll be killed!!! i dont get it...

apollo: i literally just finished explaining that I'm 100% ready to die for my shitty job that was like 5 minutes ago

it is sweet to see that he’s cheering her on though. good big bro

I'm finding small solace in this beautiful moment of “your foreign dad and bro are here for you babe reach for the stars”

Athena’s probably flashing a double thumbs up from the gallery too

“But... I finally know now. I know in what I can trust”

Bobby, from the afterlife: YOU’RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

Garan: What??? my tiny 14 year old daughter is going to do a thing i don’t want her to??? fuck there’s no way i can shut her up. not even with all of my large adult man guards who could easily just escort her out of the courtroom without any resistance because they’re my fucking royal guards and I'm the Queen

oh shit she took off her own cape

im so glad i muted the game so her awful voice actress couldn’t ruin this cool moment

and now as this long ass cutscene plays out again, i simply cannot help but wonder about the poor choir and how long they’ve been on standby

where do they keep the choir during trials

whats it like singing the dance of devotion song every trial

oh finally here we go. alright, lets see what the magic party pool has in store for us this time

...o ...ok then

OH! OH SHIT

Inga’s face blind?!

Y’know I did have a few thoughts about that when we discovered his notebook but I didn’t think they’d actually go that route... though, thinking about it now, it is pretty convenient.

...ok everyone’s freaking out. maybe they’ve never heard of face-blindness? ...or maybe its not face blindness after all

im pretty sure it is though

i dont know why but everyone being like FUCK ITS GOD and phoenix being like “whoops shits trippy now” made me laugh pretty hard

ok i gotta say I'm actually a little invested now, even if its just because i think face-blindness is an interesting thing to incorporate into a murder case. again, a convenient thing, but an interesting thing all the same.

ahh fuck i keep forgetting how the stupid seance works

welp, there goes one of my souls... (sigh)

..apollo you dont need to show her the picture of her dead father to say “he had a cell phone”.

the voice was coming from INSIDE THE PHONE

RAYFA HAS A PET FROG????

WHAT

SHOW US THE FROG SOJ

SHOW US THE FROG! SHOW US THE FROG! SHOW US THE FROG!

...why would Rayfa interpret the sound of the warbaa’d (something she’s familiar with) with a lion’s roar (something she’s unfamiliar with) ??

oh i see thats why Vore Machine is an idiot

for plot convenience

Datz Are’bal, a man who throws fire crackers at children.

...sounds like an are’bal guy.

bahdum-tshh

“The joker who got a kick out of startling Ahlbi with his Dragon Snot Snaps”

...something tells me that if Datz found out about Youtube, he’d be one of those “””prank””” channels.

also WHY ARE THEY CALLED SNOT SNAPS

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

“happy-go-lucky”

i think you mean vaguely sociopathic

(sigh) ive finally been worn down to the point where i need a walkthrough. ive... been beaten...

boy ahlbi’s just a font of knowledge isn't he

DID SHE JUST BREAK HER NAILS OFF

PLEASE SAY THOSE WERE STICK ONS

HOL SHIT

MMMM LAY IT ON ME NICK

face blindness

... i mean theyre not calling it that but thats what it is

yeah yeah channeling blah blah come on! youre in the LAND of channeling !

shduhjahdjk

I'm picturing Inga running into his own dead body and flipping his shit

oh man. thats the end of Trail 2 part 1.

guess i’ll see you guys on the other side... heheh.

#soj spoilers #sulking over SOJ #ooc #its a LONG one]

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nectarinebat · 8 years ago

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Rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to tag!

i was tagged by my lovely spouse @gothfiles ty ily

an ill tag @cellabrationn @dreamysancha @notthefaintestclue @frnkierxo @ellen-mitchie @veryhappyturtle @pygmeys @proxygen n any1 that wants to do this just say i tagged u,, n if i tagged u n u dont wanna do it then thats totally 100% cool

LAST:

[1] Drink:

- water w strawberries in it

[2] Phone call:

- mia💕

[3] Text message:

- “💗💓💗💓” which was also to mia

[4] Song you listened to:

- p by odd future

[5] Time you cried:

- when we went to akron so,,, umm,, a lil over 3 weeks ago

HAVE YOU EVER…

[6] Dated someone twice:

- nah

[7] Been cheated on:

- almost lol

[8] Kissed someone and regretted it:

- ye

[9] Lost someone special:

- uhuh

[10] Been depressed:

- lmao yeah tf

[11] Gotten drunk and thrown up:

- only twice😌😌

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:

[12] that nice light blue grey

[13] mahogany

[14] either a really dark plum or a real dark teal

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

[15] Made new friends:

- ye

[16] Fallen out of love:

- im trying,,

[17] Laughed until you cried:

- yep

[18] Found out someone was talking about you:

- idk,, not that i can remember??

[19] Met someone who changed you:

- ??? i dont think so?

[20] Found out who your true friends are:

- kinda??

[21] Kissed someone on your Facebook list:

- man i havent used facebook in literal y e a r s i have no clue maybe

[22] How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life:

- ider who i was friends w on fb

[23] Do you have any pets:

- a lil baby fat tailed leopard gecko n her names kirby n id die for her

[24] Do you want to change your name:

- yeah bc the other person i know w my name i dont like,,,having the same name so i kinda wanna change it but idk

[25] What did you do for your last birthday:

- i,, went to pf changs,, annddd,, i had school that day i remember that,, umm,,, i think the day after i got fucked up @my friends house?

[26] What time did you wake up:

- 6:30 lmao i hate myself+living

[27] What were you doing at midnight last night:

- sleeping actually

[28] Name something you cannot wait for:

- death (same cass))

[29] When was the last time you saw your mother:

- like 20 min ago

[30] What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:

- all of it ((me too man)

[31] What are you listening to right now:

-the staticy sounds produced by tinnitus also my clock ticking

[32] Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:

- ye omg i used to have a wicked crush on a kid named tom in middle school

[33] Something that is getting on your nerves:

- my hip

[34] Most visited website:

- umm prolly tumblr or spotify or my schools website

[35] Elementary:

- i also dont know how to respond to this

[36] High school:

- im a senior?

[37] College:

- next yr if i actually hand in my applications,,

[38] Hair color:

- brown n green//blue

[39] Long or short hair:

- v short

[40] Do you have a crush on someone:

- i have a crush on like 5 ppl rn

[41] What do you like about yourself?:

- im not a cishet

[42] Piercings

- triple conch,, up to my fourth holes on my right ear n the third on my left,,a double cartilage piercing+a double nostril piercing

[43] Blood type:

- b+

[44] Nickname:

- i dont really got one?

[45] Relationship status:

- dying over those 5 ppl

[46] Zodiac sign:

- sagittarius sun pisces moon

[47] Pronouns:

- were gonna go w they/them for now lol idk

[48] Fav TV show:

- iasip,,or psych,,

[49] Tattoos:

- sick nasty under my left tiddy,, a lil heart over my vag,,n 3 misc dots n one of them is getting chamged into either a flower or a sun

[50] Right or left handed:

- left

FIRST…

[51] Surgery:

- wisdom teeth

[52] Piercing:

- ears

[53] Best friend:

- her name was jessica n we hung out everyday in 5th n 6th grade n i still remember the layout of her house n the way it smelled

[54] Sport:

- i played soccer for a while then i moved onto tae kwon do,,got my black belt then moved onto derby n ive been playin that ever since

[55] Vacation:

- god idk?? sumwhere in canada maybe??

[56] Pair of trainers:

- lmao how the hell do u expect me to remember

RIGHT NOW…

[57] Eating:

- nothing

[58] Drinking:

- nothin

[59] I’m about to:

- go to bed

[60] Listening to:

- still the weird staticy windy sounds+my ticking clock that i was listening to earlier?

[61] Waiting for:

- death

[62] Want:

- death+attention from one specific person rn

[63] Get married:

- no lol

[64] Career:

- i wanna be a mortician or a research astrophysicist or a neuroscientist

[65] Hugs or kisses:

- b oth

[66] Lips or eyes:

- depends

[67] Shorter or taller:

- i really dont care

[68] Older or younger:

- still dont really care

[69] Romantic or spontaneous:

- depends on who,,yall r too vague,,

[70] Nice arms or nice stomach:

- ???? u know who has nice arms,,, rob mcelhenney,,, also the one girl i sk8 with

[71] Sensitive or loud:

- hb a nice combo of Both

[72] Hook up or relationship:

- lmao idk it depends on who,, the last 2 ppl ive hooked up w ive regretted it n the last 3 ppl ive dated ive regretted it so

[73] Troublemaker or hesitant:

- idk man,,

HAVE YOU EVER…

[74] Kissed a stranger?

- almost

[75] Drank hard liquor?

- yes

[76] Lost glasses/contact lenses?

- mmmm yeah

[77] Turned someone down:

- that stranger i mentioned 3 questions ago

[78] Sex on first date?

- nah

[79] Broken someone’s heart?

- idk

[80] Had your own heart broken?

- mmm yeah?

[81] Been arrested?

- no

[82] Cried when someone died?

- yea

[83] Fallen for a friend:

- lmao yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

[84] Yourself?

- sumtimes

[85] Miracles?

- nope

[86] Love at first sight?

- ehh

[87] Santa Claus?

- no

[88] Kiss on the first date?

- if ur feelin it sure

[89] Angels?

- kinda

OTHER…

[90] Current best friend’s name:

- i dont have a best friend anymore lolol

[91] Eye colour:

- green//blue/brown

[92] Favorite movie:

- coraline,, or napoleon dynamite,,

#this was wild #ty for the tag tho cass #slt

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