The Birthday Party Pt. 2
Rosalie woke up from her nap around the time that B finally showed up. She looked as out of place as ever but was a welcome relief for Penelope. After some rushed introductions she ran upstairs to collect her daughter. Ricardo put candles on the cake while Penelope brought their babbling infant down the stairs.
Penelope helped her blow out her candles. After cutting the cake and serving out pieces she helped her baby try cake for the first time. Rosalie approved. She babbled and smashed her hands into the slice, smearing frosting over her rosy face.
After she was finished, Penelope put her in her playpen and sat down to eat her own slice. B, Lily and Ricardo were sitting at the table, still nibbling at their slices. B was closing her eyes between each bite, occasionally letting out a quite "dang, man, that's good."
Ricardo and Lily were on the same side of the table and a little too close for Penelope's liking.
"Oh my God, you are so funny, Ricky!" Lily exclaimed, lightly holding his upper arm. "I'm always so happy when you're around."
Penelope had had enough.
"Hey, Lily," she said, pointing finger guns at the girl across the table. "You should try shutting up. Like right now. I think you'd like it."
"Excuse me?!" Lily exclaimed.
"No, you heard me, I didn't stutter. I just...honestly, I'm surprised you're not wearing jeans or at least brought a bigger purse. I'm so confused on where you were carrying all this audacity."
"Pen--" Ricardo started.
"Oh, trust me, I'll get to you, too, boyfriend dear," she snapped. "I'm not done with the trollop here."
B took another bite of cake and nodded absently. "Yeah, man."
"You know, it's real rich that you come into my house, that I paid for by myself, to my baby's birthday party with my baby daddy who, last time I checked, was also still my boyfriend. Do you even know his kid's name, Lily? Did you happen to catch that while you were throwing yourself at Ricky?"
"O-Of course!"
"Oh? Then what is it? What's his baby's name?"
She gapped like a fish, caught on the spot, called all the way out.
"Pen, you are so far out of line right now," Ricardo snapped.
"Oh, I'm out of line? Me? From the man you invited this thirsty wretch over to my house without telling me? What am I going to find in all those texts, Ricky? Hand over your phone, let's have a read aloud. It's almost Rosie's nap time, let's read her to sleep, shall we!?"
Penelope was almost yelling. A manic smile was painted across her face. She could not wrap her head around how this was happening, how she was being made out to be the crazy one.
Ricardo was staring at her like she had grown additional heads, like her hair had turned to snakes and her teeth into fangs. Lily looked humiliated.
"You need to calm down," Ricardo finally said.
"What do you think, B?" Penelope said, turning to her only ally in the room. "Am I out of line? Do I need to calm down? Am I seeing things?"
B finished her last bite of cake and nodded appreciatively. Finally she looked at Penelope, then Lily and Ricardo.
"I think you two are pretty raggedy and if you don't want to be called out, you shouldn't do things that get you called out. Penny was more tolerant than I'd be."
Ending Credits: "Barbie Tingz" - Nicki Minaj
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doing laundry is absolutely one of your least favourite things in the world beside soggy socks
so youโre in a bad mood as soon as you walk into the campus launderette to say the least
the launderette is empty bar one dude youโd seen around the global technics centre
if you remember rightly heโs a European studies major
odd choice but you do you and all that
now youโre not weird or anything but you have a preference on what type of washing machine you use
I know I know kind of unorthodox
but the old washing machines take 30 mins longer so youโd prefer a newer one
unfortunately the only one left is directly next to this familiar-faced stranger and his laundry
your better judgement is telling you no but your impatience is telling you yes
and so you dump your laundry onto the floor next to the stranger and his and start sorting through for all your whites
your piles mingle a tad as they overlap beside each other like Venn diagrams of assorted underwear and other garments
his consisting of only whites
yours a jumbled mess since you had to wash all of your stuff
in sync you both pick up your washing and put it into the machine
you catch his dark wide eyes as you both straighten up and he lets out an awkward low-voiced giggle
your cheeks immediately flush pink and a bashful smile creeps up to your lips
โyouโre from the global centre, right?โ
you ask testing the waters
โI am, Iโm a European studies major, my nameโs Jungkook. I recognise you, youโre in linguistics class right?โ
โYeah, Iโm a linguistics major so youโll mostly see me there, itโs nice to meet you Jungkookโ
you say with a smile as your hands fidget with the door handle of the washing machine
โItโs nice to meet you too, I thought I recognised you from somewhere, but itโs because I see you sometimes when I have to do extra credit European language projects. Whatโs your name?โ
he says tilting his head like a curious puppy
โits ______โ
you say as you bow to him politely
โCan I ask you something? I have to do a project on European languages and their similarities to others. The professor wants us to speak to outsiders for references so would I be able to collab on a project with you sometime in the future, if itโs not too much to ask?โ
he averts his eyes from yours and blushes lightly
โOh yeah sure, thatโs no issue! Itโll be beneficial to me too because the linguistics portion of the course is coming up soon, so itโs a great idea.โ
you beam at him
โCould I get your number?โ
their is a pause that feels like an eternity between your next words and his last
the cause of this is your mind being far too focused on his wavy dark hair and his clear doe eyes
you snap out of your daze
โyeah totally, one secโ
you pull out your phone from your backpack on top of the washing machine and input his contact name and number as he reads it out
โThanks for that, itโll be a big help, let me know when you want to link upโ he replies
and with that you had his number and continued on with your washing
21/10 18:32
Jungkook เผ : not to be accusatory but do you happen to own a pair of RED socks?
You: yes, why do you ask??
Jungkook เผ : well ALL of my washing seems to be PINK!!
You: just because I own a pair of red socks doesnโt mean it was me ๐
Jungkook เผ : yes but you were the only one in the launderette when I was there,,
Jungkook เผ : smh gonna be turning up to class in pink tshirts and and socks, everyone be thinking ive made a new fashion choices when itโs really just because SOMEONE canโt keep their clothes separate from others B/
You: 1) itโs not my fault that my socks decided to migrate to new lands
You: 2) why, are you scared of pink or something? your ego too fragile to wear a โwomanโs colourโ?
You: 3) did you really use a sunglasses sad face emoticon lol
Jungkook เผ : girl u owe me big time for all these clothes you ruined ๐ฉ
Jungkook เผ : also im not scared of pink I just dont want to be wearing pink shirts to all of my formal events for the next ten years
Jungkook เผ : and yes im sWaG so my emoticons are sWaG duh
You : ruined? ruINED? RUINED? I did not ruin anything, I simply spiced up your wardrobe boo x
You : oh no heโs a 2012 hype beast ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
Jungkook เผ : how dare you call me something so sacreligious as a hypebeast!!
Jungkook เผ : I am gucci not channel thank you very much
Jungkook เผ : anyways I gtg write a report, speak soon red socks
Seen โ
Jungkook was in fact not writing a report
he was planning revenge dun dun dun~~~
his plan was to do the exact same thing you had done to him
but he had to be cunning about it
and so the week went on
he was scrolling through twt when he received a new follower
it was the one and only @_______
and lo and behold their last tweet was โtysm Seokjin oppa for buying me a personal washing machine,, now I can do my most hated thing but at home!!โ
hehehe
an idea sprung into kookieโs head
he didnโt have to try and spike your washing at the launderette
he could do it in a place youโd never suspect,, your home
now he only had to find out where you lived
just stalkerish tingz
he had to be lowkey about this
so he decided to ask his best mate and social butterfly of a friend Taehyung whether he knew you
and of course he did lol
โHell yeah I know where she lives, she had the best party of the whole term, Jimin was so drunk he started chatting himself up in the mirrorโ
โDamn that sounds like a good time, probs should start going to these parties you invite me toโ
โdefo should, anyways Iโll tell u as long as you promise not to spread the information or use it for pervy or questionable reasonsโ
โI promise not to spread it or use it for pervy or questionable reasonsโ
he replies in monotone voice and his hand on his chest like an oath
and so that was how he acquired your address
simple enough really
and so thatโs the events that lead him to be crawling through your dorm window however paused like a deer in headlights at the questionable sounds coming from the room across
he was squatted on the window ledge like spider man, red sock in hand and hood up
it was 9:00pm and your university apartment was supposed to be empty at this time
you had your class on now but he hadnโt accounted for your roommate
hence why he had frozen at the unsavoury sounds echoing round the apartment
low moans and grunts emanated from the room across
dEsGรถStEn
he had to get to the kitchen without alerting the dusk time love makers
he could do it if the floor plan was the same as his apartment block and he bet his reputation on that
if he got caught heโd never hear the end of it from his mates and your roommate might even call the campus police if they were spooked enough
and so he clambered through your bedroom window and onto your bed underneath
unmade bed might he add but what did he expect from a uni student
with wide eyes he listened for any noise of suspecting roommates and examined your room
the desk was littered with papers and an oversized lava lamp stood stout in the corner of the room
a lacy bra was hung over your wardrobe handle
he shoved away the idea of you wearing it and continued with his night time plot
slowly and stealthily he crept through the halls of the apartment and out to the kitchen
on the maiden was already a neatly hung load of whites
heโd have to assume it was yours otherwise heโd have to go back to your room to get laundry
he bundled up the clothes and shoved them in the washing machine with the incriminating red sock heโd brought and set it to economy spin
round and round it spun, getting progressively louder as it went
he had to get out of there asap
tip-toeing as he went past the questionable lewd noises, he finally made it to your bedroom
he made one last check to see if heโd left any damage in your room
his eyes fell upon that same bra
damn his manhood making him think predictably
he shoved the thought away and departed
25/10 22:08
You: what in the hell did you do to my washing!!!?!!!
You: unless it was a ghost it HAD TO BE YOU JEON ๐คฌ
Jungkook เผ : wym I donโt even know where you live ๐
Jungkook เผ : whatโve you done now?
You: IT HAS TO BE YOU!! SOMEONE FRIGGIN TURNED MY WASHING PINK AND I PROMISE YOU IT WASNT ME
Jungkook เผ : how would i do that?? I donโt have like magic clothes dyeing skills boo
You: I SWEAR it was you!!
You: what do you want to bet it was u
Jungkook เผ : I wonโt bet anything Iโm poor
You: that means you did it!
Jungkook เผ : if you come with me to Taehyungโs party tomorrow Iโll tell u everything
Jungkook เผ : but only if you go, thatโs the terms of agreement
You: thatโs all the incriminating evidence I need!! you basically just admitted to it you know?
You: however for reasons sake I will attend ๐
Jungkook เผ : see you then red socks x
You: I suppose u will x
time passed quickly and soon it was Taehyungโs party
Youโd known Taehyung since middle school however since starting college you hadnโt seen much of him
schedules clashed often so the only time you got to see him was at a good party
nothing wrong with that, you just probably havenโt had a completely sober conversation with him in 2 years
heโs good fun, Taehyung, so you hoped Jungkook wasnโt as much as a killjoy as heโd been this week
his little antics (that youโd yet to figure out) had caused your work uniform to turn bright pink
and thus the โpink princessโ nickname at work began
you felt like sharpay, everyone in white, but you pink
youโd quite like to knock Jungkook down a peg after that
and so you made your way to the infamous Taehyungโs party
he welcomed you as you entered the large door of his fraternity house
behind his head of black curls you could see the mess that is a raging college party
young people, at assumably different levels of intoxication, were everywhere
some were stood all the way up the expanse of the stairs even
you looked around and spotted a familiar brunette in the kitchen sat on the large marble counter tops
heโs chatting to some pink haired girl beside him
you stalk up to him like a woman on a mission and jokingly (a little too hard for jokingly) push his shoulders with both hands
he immediately snaps his head round to face you and his eyes widen with shock
โI have a bone to pick with you.โ you say as stern as you can
you grab hold a fistful of his black T-shirt and drag him into a side room
once you enter only then do you realise itโs a laundry room
how fitting ๐
you say โCome on, tell me how you did it.โ as you cross your arms and glare at him
โDid what?โ
โyou know what I mean, donโt play dumb with me, how did you turn all of my washing pink, and might I add, my work uniform too!โ
โOhhh that, it was far too easy. You really should keep your windows locked when youโre out.โ he says as he laughs, like the whole thing is amusing
โSo youโre telling me you broke into my apartment?! How did u know where I live??โ
at this point youโre pacing around the room, arms flailing wide at the sudden discovery
โWell, I may or may not have asked Taehyung, and he told me, and then I entered, I did not break into your apartment. Anyway, I didnโt touch anything but the washing machine and I had the lovely experience of being serenaded by your roommateโs sex symphony.โ
he made a step forward towards you, almost in a challenging way
โOh Iโll be having harsh words with him later...โ you say as you uncross your arms and put them on your hips.
you stand thinking for a second before it sinks in
โWait.. what did you hear? You said sex symphony, right?โ
โUh yeah, your roommate was proper going at it with someone. At least he had the decency to do it whilst you were out, I guess.โ He chuckled
โOh my days, that means Hobi mustโve had Hyerim round! Go him I guess, but also ewwwโ
โAnyways weโve bounced around the issue enough here, you ruined my clothes and broke into my apartment!โ you exclaim backing up against the wall
Jungkook starts to close the gap between you two
โSo? Whatโre you going to do about?โ
your back pressed flush with the wall, you start to realise how close he really is
you can see the small freckles that dot the bridge of his nose, the thick eyelashes that frame his eyelids, the totally sinful look in his eyes
like this you start to realise how shockingly handsome he is
no wonder he has a slight reputation in class
you had no idea why he was looking at you this way
โI-Iโll call campus security..โ You begin
โWill you really now?โ he retorts as he slams his hand into the wall behind you, caging you in
โI w-willโ a whisper that falls on deaf ears
before you even register, his lips have attached themselves to yours and you feel his thumb under your jaw
he works his lips against yours and you feel your legs start to tremble
he tastes sweet and robust, like syrup on your tastebuds
you mould into his kiss and then break away, panting for air, wanting more
everything felt so wrong, yet so right at the same time
it was as if your current issue had melted away and the only thing you could focus on was the way he looked at you and how his soft lips felt against yours
โJ-Jungkook? Whatโre we doing?โ you asked, a giggle leaving you
you rest your head against chest, clasping at his tshirt
โI couldnโt resist, youโre so hot when youโre angryโ
he places a firm kiss against your cheek, takes your hand in his, and leads you back to the party
you couldnโt believe youโd just done that, let him kiss you so easily
but once you let him, it felt so right, like it was supposed to be that way, him lapping you up like a parched man to water
it felt so natural to have his arm round your waist like it was now
the pair of you approached Taehyung, still clutched together
โWhat happened to you two? I heard _____ went off on one and then you both were missing for ages. And now you both show up all over each other... what went down ๐โ
โWell you know, hate and love are both forms of passion.โ Jungkook says with a smirk
โexcuse me? Assuming I love you? I let you kiss me once and you say itโs love? Iโll show you loveโ you retort
โOooh sheโs feisty; so you kissed? Damn, thingsโre moving quickly for you two, one minute Jungkookโs asking me for your address, the next youโre sucking each otherโs faces off. Iโm one of hell of a wing man, if I do say so myself.โ
Taehyung flips an imaginary lock of hair out of his way like a sassy high school cheerleader
You both just laugh, at Taehyung, and because of how crazy it is,
Itโs almost like you didnโt know you liked him like that until it smacked you in the face
โDo you want a drink? A beer?โ Jungkook asks pouring himself a glass of punch
โThatโd be great, thank youโ you reply as you realise how much more time you want to spend with this annoying but totally handsome dork of a boy
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This was just a little fic I wrote a while ago which had formatting errors so I fixed it for yโalI, Hope you enjoyed it โบ๏ธ Let me know what you thought of it and feel free to like and reblog <3
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