#so why not write a lil gf drabble

[azulock]

WHEN I SAW YOUR REQS ARE OPEN, I GOT A LIL BIT EXITED EHUEHUE. Imagine beign shidou's HOT AF gf and shidou keeps talking about you too sae about having threesome and sae be like "i dont belive you have a pretty gf" and when he saw u, he went like "deal." IT CAN BE DRABBLE OR JUST HEADCANONS OF RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM ETC. IDK AND IGNORE IF YOU DONT WANT TO. love you bbg 😈🔥🗣💯

You know I could write something better for this but I'm having a hard time right now, so I'm gonna keep it in my head, who knows, maybe someday that smut comes out. Now LETS GOOOO BABES <3

Honestly, Shidou probably has pestered Sae so much that at this point he doesn't even listen to what the guy has to say

So, when the pink haired freak gives Sae a break the man can barely understand why this miracle happened, but he is happy anyway

Soon he learns Shidou got a girlfriend, and he supposes this is gonna be the end of it, he's gonna be free

But it doesn't last, and not very long after the miracle happens, it ends, except this time Shidou pulls up with a different talk

At any chance, Shidou tries to tell Sae about you, and about how fucking hot you are, not that Sae is big on listening, but he keeps on getting cornered

Sae had almost gotten used to Shidou flirting with him left and right, but now it was different, now Shidou was openly coming onto Sae offering a threesome with his "unbelievably hot 1000 out of 10" girlfriend

Not that Sae believed Shidou's talk about how ridiculously hot his girlfriend was

Shidou tried, god knows he did, pulling up his phone to show Sae a picture but the man kept his icy stare and walked away every time, refusing to look, or to believe in Shidou's words

That is until a club event came around, where Shidou brought you, his obviously, stupidly hot girlfriend, and when Sae laid eyes on you, Shidou could see the cool mask break

It would be easy for Shidou to just approach Sae with you but he knows this could throw the man off, so he only approaches when you separate for a moment, and when he comes back to you the outcome is obvious in his face

From there it's just a few days before the three of you are in bed together, you sandwiched between two very different men

It's a stark contrast, Sae and his methodical, cool and collected domming style, and Shidou who is chaotic, loud, and even kinda sadomasochistic

They can both go for multiple rounds, and it's good that Shidou is a switch, cause Sae isn't switching, so when on one round the two are fighting for dominance - or on some occasions cooperating - on the other Shidou is happy to let Sae just take the reins

They are both very skilled, tho, and when they work together, they are a menace, very quick to drive you crazy

You'll end up dead tired, mindless from all the pleasure, and with more than a few marks on your body

It's an experience, for sure, but a good one tho, and maybe it could be more in the future, who knows?

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[moodywyrm]

about me + master list

hi, I'm moony! I use she/they pronouns and I'm a 21 yr old college student who loves writing <3 

my blog is pretty much all tlou2 writing rn, but I also love Stranger Things, Arcane, Overwatch, and The Legend of Korra <3 

Proud co-mom (with @pinknightsinmymind) of the Farmhand to Farmer Abby and Sevika aus, as well as Rockstar Sevika

DISCLAIMER: any and all college! basketball! abby fics I do are credited to @elsweetheart who basically kicked off the basketball! abby and (in my opinion) writes the best basketball abby!! all of mine are specific to a chubby reader n au that I’m slowly building up (with y’all’s help <3), but if u want the OG, go to kittie <3 in general go to kittie she’s wonderful!! a delight!!

Be warned, my blog is NSFW, so Minors Do Not Interact. If I get the feeling you are a minor, and you don’t indicate otherwise in your bio, you will be blocked. Once again: MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS GET BLOCKED.

And since y’all can’t think critically. ED BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT. fuck off. my blog is heavily aimed at being a safe and loving space for fat girls. literally choke on my metaphysical dick if you think you can bring that shit onto my page.

if u wanna support my writing, I love getting asks n replies n reblogs!! u could also buy me a coffee <3 And I have a wishlist, on throne 💕

not all of my work is on here! my long poly! steddie fic, as well as my old AOT work, are only on AO3  

mdni banners by @cafekitsune !! this will stay here for as long as i use them, so if I forget to put a disclaimer on any nsfw content from here on, this is here!

Random Stuff

Sapphic Book Recs 

Hozier Song Recs

General Book Recs

reading update - august 4th 2023

Stranger Things

thoughts on nancy and robin’s friendship (and maybe more)

thoughts on the first time nancy came home from college

thoughts on being eddie’s chubby lil partner - suggestive

little reassurances - eddie munson x lexi

soft breath, beating heart - eddie munson x chubby! reader - suggestive

excerpt from “why can’t this be love” - poly! eddie munson x chubby! reader x steve harrington (the magnum opus)

fresh hot buns - eddie munson x reader - suggestive

you know it’s not the same as it was - eddie munson x reader

The Last of Us Part Two

book patrol - ellie williams x chubby! fem! reader

TLOU2 drabbles masterlist (in universe and various au’s)

college! basketball! abby masterlist (with chubby reader and bookworm reader and chubby bookworm reader :) ) 

farm au Abby Anderson masterlist

Bonus for TLOU and Arcane: the cutest exchange I’ve ever had about Farmer Abby and Farmer Sevika

Arcane

Vi

no breakdowns here - college! vi x reader

abby and vi tapping your pussy after making you squirt - nsfw

college! vi kissing her gf’s back

vi taking care of you when you’re on your period - suggestive (like one comment)

vi taking care of you when you have chronic pain - leg cramps

cuddling with a needy + clingy vi

taking care of vi on her period - suggestive (one comment)

giving vi a back massage - suggestive

vi being touchy with a chubby girl - suggestive

vi when her gf sleeps naked - suggestive bordering into smut at the end

cuddling naked with vi - suggestive

vi loves fat pussy! - nsfw

vi with nipple piercings - nsfw

sucking on vi’s nipples - nsfw

vi's endless stamina - nsfw

vi + ankle kisses - nsfw

sub! vi getting strapped - nsfw

vi + bear hugs

taking a bath with vi - nsfw/suggestive

heavy petting with vi - nsfw/suggestive

vi laying between her chubby gf’s thighs

Sevika

farm au! sevika masterlist

rockstar sevika masterlist

sevika bouncing a big girl on her strap - nsfw

sevika being needy and eating you out - nsfw

sevika with a chubby! short! gf sitting on her lap

face-sitting with sevika  as a big girl - nsfw

sevika and chubby! gf at the beach - suggestive, like one comment

cuddling with sevika after work

ikea with sevika

cuddling with Sevika when your tummy hurts

short tiny sevika angst w/ hozier’s “unknown/nth”

sevika and using a smaller strap than you asked for as a joke - nsfw

sevika with pierced nips <3 - nsfw

sevika holding your pussy and cunt when she sleeps - suggestive

Ambessa Medarda

some thoughts about ambessa medarda - short nsfw

Overwatch

missed you - Brigitte Lindholm x reader - nsfw

The Legend Of Korra

lin beifong getting her frustrations out with her wife -nsfw

lin beifong in a suit  - nsfw

Resident Evil

carlos oliveira’s shaggy hair - nsfw

college! jill valentine x bookworm reader 

[wubblehrts]

this is me asking you to please write a little drabble or even bullet point ideas about your tallulah matchmaker au

yes!

Tallulah is in prek so the very special age where you start perceiving the world around you

shelby is her prek teacher and Wilbur is (obviously) her dad

probably won't be too long of a story maybe 2k

will sees shelby the first time he drops Tallulah off at school and is like wowie she's hot

they don't interact all that much at first but there's these field trips that her class goes on that the parents join and yk... (wilbur got her number hehe)

Tallulah is like 🤨 the first time she sees wilbur and shelby interact because her dad is acting all flustered and giggly around Ms shelby!

after that trip Tallulah is dead set in getting them to interact more that girl is perceptive asf

she's always telling shelby things that wilbur did or said and wilbur vis versa

this au is silly because Tallulah really does think she's the one getting wubble together like she's telling her friends about it and everything but like... wilbur and shelby had been talking since that first field trip

I have an idea for the class doing a lil craft where they make these cute flower bouquets and Tallulah is like Ms shelby u should make one for my dad! (she's very blunt kids r like that) but shelbys like ykw yes I will do that and when wilbur picks Tallulah up after school that day shelby comes up and gives him the flowers and yes all blushy and Tallulah is like YESS MY PLAN

Tallulah is adopted btw which is why there's no hesitation on Wilbur's part to get in a relationship. no ex gf or wife or dead gf or wife to get in the way of wubble (also because I HATE salbur it sucks)

if there's anything else that you think I should add to this au please lmk because it's a lil bare bones atm

[realmermaid333]

Want to request happy Johanna post MJ drabble.. Maybe some scene with Finnick Jr. Thank you ❤❤❤

gotcha! (also, as a preface, I will be mentioning an OC of mine named Ash, she is Johannas gf. here is also the writing where I introduced her in case anyone wants to read it <3 also in my lil THG universe I've named Finnick and Annie's son Bennet).

"Aunt Jo! Aunt Jo! I caught one! Look!" Bennet squealed.

Johanna, who was chopping some kindling for Annie, turned around to see little Ben jumping up and down with his net clenched tightly in his fists.

She stepped closer to him and saw a small fish flopping around in the mesh, "Good job Bennie! Put it in the bucket,"

He skipped over to it, still grinning, and dropped the fish in, clapping his hands together in excitement.

Seconds later, Ash approached the shoreline, "Hey Bennet, hey Jo," she smiled.

"Auntie Ash! Look! I caught a fish!" he ran over to her, holding the bucket up so she could see.

"Nice! Look at you!" Ash said as she ran her fingers through Bennet's strawberry blonde hair.

"I did it all by myself!"

Johanna set her axe down on the stump, "You should go show your momma!"

Without a word, Bennet turned toward the small bungalow and ran off as fast as he could.

"He's such a sweetie," Ash said fondly.

Johanna smiled, "I know, and he reminds me more and more of Finnick all the time,"

Ash put her arm around Jo's shoulder, "I'm sure he's going to grow up to be just as great as he was,"

"Oh, I know he will,"

Johanna pulled Ash into a hug, burying her face into her curls. They held each other firmly, swaying side to side.

"Annie told me why she thinks our spinach keeps dying," Ash murmured into Johanna's brown, shoulder-length hair.

"Why?"

"You're overwatering it,"

"Fuck,"

"I told you,"

"Whatever,"

The two of them giggled, still swaying in each others grasp as the sun started setting out in the distance.

[thatlongspringnight]

Braided (Umeko/MC drabble)

She braids flowers into your hair. 

Twisting the fresh spring blossoms and vines into intricate styles, the light of early morning painting everything in sunrise.

She braids flowers into your hair and tells you stories of her mother. 

She listens, with rapt, watching eyes, as you open up like the blooms she gives you, telling her about your family, wiping your tears when you talk about your father.

Perhaps that is all she would have done.

But you can’t stop yourself, no. Not with her sparkling eyes and her fingers, twining with yours.

You seek her out. 

Finding her every morning.

Helping her with the chores, letting her brush her fingers down your neck.

You, even, are the one to pull her out deep into the garden, before anyone else is awake.

But even then, with flowers in your hair, and your hand holding hers.

She’s still the one that kisses you first.

Soft inspired by @buddy-anon and the post about MC and Umeko being cute girlfriends <3 

tagging @han-pan

[hollyhomburg]

i just reread you make me flutter and my heart!! i love how caring vmin are towards fairy reader in the fic (even if they don't really have that same amount for those poor plants that are in poor shape hahaha) i feel like i may have sent in an ask about this fic before but i have no embarrassment bc the drabble is just so endearing and wholesome! thank you for writing such an amazingly cute lil fic!!

ahhhh that little creation hasn't gotten alot of love in a while so regardless i'm very happy that you enjoyed it!! they really are super super soft with her- she's their mini-gf 😂 their littlest love~ idk why i just like the idea of tae concentrating so hard on making her little doll clothes

[katiea03]

“write my drabble. write my drabble. did you finish my drabble?” BITCH write a headcanon of the captains coming home to their gf in thigh high BITCH

WHY CAPTAINS?? BECAUSE DADDY DAICHI AND BEEFY BOKUTO

do it or i’ll

❣︎Haikyuu Captains See You In Thigh Highs❣︎

Wrote this at 4-5am but here you go bitch! KING JULIAAAANNNNN!!!!

❣︎Warnings❣︎: Suggestive

❣︎Genre❣︎: Spicey, Timeskip, maybe fluff?

❣︎Feauturing❣︎: Daichi, Kuroo, Bokuto, Oikawa, Ushijima, Kita, and Terushima

❣︎A/N❣︎: I maybe had a lil toooooo much writing this but oh wellll¯\_(ツ)_/¯.Enjoy!!!!

You ordered your black thigh highs weeks ago so you almost forgot about them

So when they came in the mail, you were really excited.

Daichi wouldn’t be home for a little while so you decided to try them on.

You wiggle out of your jeans only wearing a big sweatshirt and you slide on the thigh highs.

Admiring yourself in the mirror, you adjust them to sit perfectly on your plush thighs.

As you twist and turn in the mirror, you see Daichi open the door.

You turn to face him and he stands by the doorway admiring your figure

“Those are new.” His eyes dance across your skin and you feel his heated gaze follow you as you come closer

“You like them?”

His hands roam over the exposed area of your thighs before slowly making his way under your sweatshirt.

“Mmhm.”

Daichi liked them so much… he had to take them off ;)

Kuroo was in the mall with you when you bought them.

You even let him pick them out.

He was very antsy to get home

You could tell from the way he kept his hand dangerously low near your ass as you walked through the stores.

Kuroo was a lot of things, but patient was not one of them.

As soon as you got home, he insisted you put them on right then and there

You told him to wait in the living room while you made a cute outfit out of them.

Pairing a cute skirt with the thigh highs you walk down the hallway as if it was a runway

Kuroo sat up instantly and you could literally see stars in his eyes.

You strut and pose in the middle of the room

“ Give me a twirl”

You reluctantly spin before making your way to the couch.

His large hands slowly caressed your thighs

He grazed the thin material snapping it against your skin

It was safe to say, Kuroo has unlocked a new kink

It is cannon that this man loves thighs

Like man would gratefully die from suffocation between them

So when you told him you ordered thigh highs, man was pumped

He’d be lying if he said he hasn’t thought about you in them

Aloooooottt

So when man comes home tired from practice to you chilling on the bed casually wearing them,

He was instantly energized and quite literally lands on your thighs.

“These are really cute.”

Bokuto praised the way the stocking hugged your thighs

And the way the spilled out from the top

Man was in heaven

You continue to scroll through your phone, but that is quickly forgotten as you feel him slowly kiss your thighs

Working his way up each of your thighs at a painfully slow rate

He whispered sweet nothings into your thighs along his way up

And you knew, it was going to be a long night.

You didn’t really see the appeal of wearing thigh highs

But it was Oikawa who convinced you to buy them

They actually were really cute to pair with your boots and new outfits

So you decided to wear them the next time you saw him.

You guys had a simple dinner date coming up so you decided to pair the beige thigh highs with your outfit.

You met at the restaurant and you left Oikawa speechless

His eyes were on you the entire night

And his hand was on your thigh for the entire meal

Oikawa was silently thanking himself for being an absolute genius

You were supposed to go back to his place to unwind and watch a movie

But in all honesty, you guys didn’t make it much farther than the car 🤪

Ushijima didn’t know much when it came to women’s fashion

Or really fashion in general let's be honest

He thought you looked amazing in everything

So when he came home to see you with cutest pink thigh highs, man was feeling different

Usijima was already a pretty quiet guy but even you noticed how much quieter he had gotten.

He didn’t say anything about them though

but when you insist on sitting in his lap

Man couldn’t contain himself.

His hands ran up and down your body paying extra attention to your thighs

And you leaned into his touch needingly

His big calloused hands lovingly squeezed into your thighs

All- in- all- Ushi liked the thigh highs :3

Another quiet guy, but relatively the same.

He listened to you go on and on about how you wanted to buy thigh highs

So when they finally came in the mail, he sat back amused as you quickly tried them on.

“Shinso they finally came in!”

He softly smiled at how excited you got

You lean against the bed as you go to put them on

But before you could lift them up your thighs, Kita beat you to it.

One leg at a time, he pushed them ever so softly up your legs

And you were turned on

It wasn’t even supposed to be sexual!

but the way he looked up at you as he gently lifted them up your tender thighs

Had you actin uppppppppp

Of course Terushima was excited to see you in your new thigh highs

Man was just as excited as you were

Unfortunately for him, he was at work when you got them

And you weren’t waiting to try them on

They fit your thighs in all the right ways

And being the tease you wereeee

You sent him a photo wearing one of his shirts

Well more like several

He texted you back almost instantly and you laughed aloud as his shift was nowhere near over

He silently cursed you for doing this to him

But he he couldn’t wait to have you in his arms

And those very thighs wrapped around his waist

[lost-in-sokovia]

Hello! Hope you are doing well! May I please request a drabble or hc of dad!ransom with his gf’s kid? I just think it’d be an interesting concept with his tough demeanor! Thank you! ☺️

just a lil psa it really means a lot when you guys are so sweet in your asks🥺 like most of the asks i’ve had everyone has been so sweet and i really appreciate it and i love writing for you guys, thank you for being so loving🤍

“Ransom!!!” You four year old daughter screamed excitedly as Ransom opened the door to his house. She immediately threw himself forward at him and hugged his legs tightly. Your boyfriend looked up at you with a mix of uncertainty and uncomfort as you laughed lightly and gently pulled your daughter away. You smiled at Ransom as he straightened his sweater and cleared his throat awkwardly.

“Hey babe,” you greeted as you walked past your daughter to hug Ransom. He hugged you tightly and inhaled. “It’s fine, Ransom. She loves you a lot, don’t sweat it,” you whispered into his ear. You pulled away and gently pat his shoulder before strolling inside, your daughter trailing behind and clutching her backpack filled with toys. Ransom closed the door and followed as your daughter halted and looked up at him with bright eyes. “Hold my hand, Ransom!” She said happily as she held out a small hand. Ransom glanced over at you desperately, and you shrugged back on the couch.

He hesitantly took it and Vienna grinned from ear to ear at you as she led him to you. Vienna was very upfront and comfortable with Ransom, practically accepting him as family from the day you and him started dating. “How’s your day, Ransom?” She asked like a grownup as she sat him down, dropping her backpack by the couch. She plopped onto his lap and his blue eyes widened as you held back laughter. “I-It’s fine, Vienna...” He replied with annoyance as he gently pushed her off and towards you. She nodded and scooched close to you, tapping on you to lower your ear.

“He seems sad,” she whispered. You looked to your boyfriend, who was sitting unenthusiastically on the other side of your daughter. You chuckled under your breath; Ransom just didn’t know how to handle your daughter. Kids weren’t exactly his forte and especially ones with such big personalities like Vienna’s. “Why don’t you offer to play with him?” You whispered back, knowing that would make Ransom super happy. She nodded and grabbed her small pink backpack, pulling out a few stuffed animals.

“Wanna play, Ransom?” She asked happily. Ransom glared at you and sighed.

“Fine.”

i hope i did this justice, love! i thought it was interesting too and i did my best to kinda convey how i think he would feel!🤍

[smoljojo]

Between Our Bedroom Walls

Summary: Loki imagine: Imagine Loki in a small quarrel with his new gf--nothing serious!--And then she leans in and whispers seductively in his ear: "I do love hearing you scream my name--but I do prefer the way it sounds between our bedroom walls.”

Edit: I don’t know why but it didn’t occur to me when I first wrote this to say that this my little smutty AU flurry for @maiden-of-asgard ‘s wonderful Frostbite story. Go check her full fic out!

Notes: Ok wow so I’m finally writing some Loki drabbles while I work up the courage to start a full fic. Needless to say, this is my first one shot so I’ve made it kinda short, just to test the waters. I decided to change up the imagine a lil, I wanted their relationship to be a bit more developed and serious.

Pairing: Loki/reader

Word count: 1221

Warnings: Smut

Rated: M

~~~

“I simply can’t understand why you’d dance with Byleistr knowing that he fancies you!”

His typical jealousy makes your temper flare, but you keep a cool front and roll your eyes, only allowing a huff of annoyance to make its way from your throat. “It was just a dance, Loki. I don’t see how you could possibly get insecure-“

“Insecure!” He scoffs, roughly disrobing himself.

“-over a few minutes I spent innocently dancing with your brother,” you continue, trying to not let your eyes wander to his newly exposed back muscles, which twitch and roll as he roughly tugs at his raven locks. “He’s the one who asked me to dance, by the way, if you hadn’t already picked up on that. It was an important event, the celebration of our betrothal - I didn’t exactly want to make a scene by rejecting the prized prince of Jotunheim, and cause some awkward family rift.”

He turns to face you then, eyes blazing a dark crimson, “you made a scene by spending your second night as the future queen of Jotunheim in the arms of the king’s younger brother instead of sitting by my side on the throne.”

You tense your jaw for a split second, he was right, you knew that. You should’ve recognized the severity of the situation before you made a fool of yourself when Byleistr taught you the simple step dance that accompanied the traditional Jotun folk song that had been playing.

“And not only that,” his skin didn’t revert back to its usual pale coloring, instead remaining its deep cerulean hue, “but you let him lay his hands all over you. You may not have noticed it, but he grabbed at your hips at every opportunity. You let hi-“

“I didn’t let him do anything, Loki,” keeping your ground as Loki stalked closer to you, tampering down the heat igniting in your belly at the sight of him this way: imposing, his Jotun form making him infinitely more intimidating, ropes of lean muscle bulging with every controlled movement. “Don’t you dare make this more than it was! I’m marrying you, not Byleistr. Yes, I’ll admit that it was the wrong time to dance with anyone other than you so casually - in-law or not - but that doesn’t give you the right to scold me like I’m a child.”

“Then stop behaving as if you were one!” He roared suddenly, letting your name ring out.

The sound of your name rolling off his tongue made a shiver of pleasure go down your spine, despite the intensity of the situation - which should’ve made you ashamed, but only provoked you to take a slow step towards him. The argument was pointless, and you knew he sensed it as well, but the both of you were too stubborn to admit defeat. So, when you finally allowed your eyes to - very openly - drift down his half-exposed form, you started to play with the fabric that held your dress together around the bodice, letting it slowly slide down your form. You closed the distance between yourself, and a now equally aroused God of Mischief.

“I do love hearing you scream my name,” you mewled lowly into his ear, nipping at the lobe with your teeth, “but I do prefer the way it sounds between our bedroom walls when we’re in bed and out of these pesky clothes.” With that you dip your fingers lightly beneath the waistband of his pants, placing open-mouthed kisses to his neck.

His body stills and tenses at the contact, not sure if you’ve made him even angrier or not, you continue on. Slowly sliding your right hand deeper into his trousers, you trail your left hand over his bare hip and over the rear of his pants, making sure to give his bum a good squeeze. That seems to push him over the edge. Before you can comprehend what’s happening, he’s hoisted your body over his shoulder and walking briskly in the direction of the bed. With a delighted giggle, you give his butt - which you currently have a marvelous view of - a hard smack, only for him to give you an equally hard whack to your own ass, making you yelp.

“Must I punish you?” His voice is eerily calm but contains the smallest hint of mischief as he throws you down on the pile of furs and blankets. “You’ve been far too bold for your own good lately.”

You give him a smirk and shrug, “Jotunheim needs a strong queen, does she not?”

A growl rumbles low in his chest as he bends his face down to allow your lips to meet, “my-“ kiss “-queen.”

“All yours,” you gasp when he starts to trail kisses down your jaw and throat.

“Who do you belong to?” He emphasizes the question with his teeth, biting into the soft flesh where your neck meets your shoulders. His hand smooths over your stomach, coming to rest over your hot mound, not actually giving you any pleasure, but just enough contact to make you go mad.

“You, Loki.”

His teeth dig deeper into your skin, bordering on pain that’s just hard enough to make you even wetter. His hand retreats from your pussy, rubbing slow circles on your inner thighs instead.

“I- I mean, my king. I belong to you, King Loki.” A purr of approval is the only sound heard from your future husband as he finally gives in and drags one finger languidly through your dripping folds.

“You’re absolutely sopping, darling,” he chuckles against your breast before taking your nipple into his mouth, effectively preventing you from coming up with a useless, witty comeback.

A moan escapes your throat when his index finger teasingly caresses your clit. You buck your hips up into his hand, wanting more, but only succeeding in causing him to withdraw his skilled digits.

He clicks his tongue in a scolding manner, “patience, little one.” He pauses, seeming to be contemplating something for a moment. He moves then, having made a decision. You’re about to ask him what he was thinking about when he takes two of his fingers, pumps them a few times into your cunt, and then runs them up your core, bottom to top, scooping some of your juices into his hand.

He brings them to rest against your bottom lip, “open up, taste yourself.”

Oh, fuck.

You decide to torture him as much as possible. You look him in the eyes when you wrap your lips around his fingers, hollowing your cheeks out as you suck them, swirling your tongue up and down his knuckles. You moan at the sweet and tangy taste and nip his fingertips. He grunts, not quite sure if he likes having the tables turned on him but certainly more hard than he was a moment ago.

He removes his fingers from your mouth and intertwines them tightly into your hair, pulling slightly, “do you like the taste of your own arousal, little queen?”

You almost smile at his attempt to regain control. “It was delicious, you should get down there and try for yourself.”

“Such a naughty, devious girl,” he tuts, but starts making his way down your body anyway.

Oh, yes, you were certainly going to be enjoying your first few nights as the future Queen of Jotunheim.

[matronaa]

Jungkook “fuckboy?” drabble

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Word count: 1,637

Genre: Fluff/mentions of smut?

Okay look its about 1 in the morning while im writing this and i just got done literally scrolling thru @jungshookz  e n t i r e page and honestly ive been delusionally laughing over her stories for like an hour and a half like the tattooartist!jungkook fic legit killed me i love it  and i’m probably going to force my friend to check her out because legit i love it so much and she seems like such a funny person and if she sees this 1) ily and ur writing and i wanna be friends but idk how to start a conversation because im a awKwARd bEan and 2) im sorry for probably spamming ur notifications with likes okay i couldnt help it so now im inspired for the first time in a while to write but im way to loopy to put together an actual fic so enjoy this ig

Okay i should stop rambling (okay just note that im so sleep deprived that i had to google ‘words for excessive talking’ to remember the word rambling because im an idiot and i cant think and ooo its 1:11 am rn make a wish b*tches)

Okay im sorry ill begin~

A/n all of this is completely unedited and if bad grammar annoys you srry not srry

Lets talk about what fuckboy!jungkook is oki

I feel like in reality there are just a bunch of rumors about him but hes so smol and hes the quiet type so he doesnt have the energy to dismiss them

Like im sorry soft jungkook is way to good in my mind rn okay #cuddles4days im not in the mood for him to strangle me with his amazing biceps

Anyway

you never rlly met him in the 4 years of going to the same highschool as him (since you’re in those smart people classes like humanities) until senior year

You and him had the same AP Lit. class lmao english class is  l i t

Which surprised you bc of the rumors like i thought he was a badboy ?? arent those normally idiots ??

Nah my bby is a smart nugget, he just likes to look hella bf 25/8

First day of school cliche where you show up late to class and have to sit next to him because i  d i e  for those plots okay

But you dont know thats him because you’ve never seen him, so you’re confused on why most of the girls keep glaring at you

But soon enough you catch on and you’re like fml

And then the professor is like “where you are sitting is your assigned seating for the rest of the year” and you’re like f m L

He ends up introducing himself to you because i mean like table buddies

But hes really nervous because hes a cute little bean and you’re hella cute cuz lets be honest ur probably wearing like basic black leggings and a hoodie with your hood over your head to hide the bed hair you didnt feel like brushing that morning

Oh, just me? Okay…

He likes ur name because it rolls off the tongue and he thinks it suits you even tho he doesnt know you

Yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You dont really think hes a fuckboy because he seems so nice and he has the cutest lil bunny smile sEE

That is until after school u end up getting to ur locker late because u left something in one of your classes

And u see him pinning a girl against the lockers down the hall

And ur like well shit nvm

And u quickly get ur shit and go because das  a w k w a r d

But then he sees u run off and hes like awh crap i dun fucked up

A few weeks go by and u notice he barely really comes to class so u usually sit alone

On days he does come his chair seems extra close to yours and he’s basically smothering you

But u dont mind because he smells nice

And on the days he does come you get kinda excited because

1) you get a partner who doesnt expect you to do all of the work

2) this boy cute when he gets all intelligent

Ur  like “yes pls continue speaking about the essay we are writing that i have no idea is on because i kept getting lost in the sound of ur voice”

He notices when u zone out because you start staring at his lips when hes talking and he thinks its the cutest thing

One day u get assigned a week long project and ur close enough friends with jungkook to basically scold and force him to come to class all week

But only if he can force u to come to his house to work on it after school

Which you’re low key nervous of because ur going to a ‘fuckboy’s house’ by yourself

And u dont wanna do the dirty because ur a pure child haha not for long

But you agree anyway

And honestly even after the project is done (which you got an A on) you continue going over to his house because his bed is comfortable and he always has snacks

And his mom loves you

Like legit on days you dont go the next day you do she’s like “wheRE WERE YOU”

When the semester is over the professor lets you pick seats but you both enjoy each other’s company so you stay seated together.

finally ur at his house one day and ur just laying on his bed scrolling thru insta and he’s sitting on his bean bag in the corner on his phone and u look up at him and realise

Shit

You like him

Like a lot

And u mentally face palm because this was not supposed to happen

But it happened and you’re too far down the hole to climb out

Sometimes u end up napping at his house after school because his bed is more comfortable than yours and one friday night u wake up in his arms

And its like the best feeling ever

Its so warm and hes so cuddly hes like latched onto you

You stay under the warm blankets before you question when he even got in bed since he was playing video games before you fell asleep

And then his phone lights up and ofc you check it for him bc ur a nosey bitch

But not before you observed how adorable he was while he was sleeping

Nope not creepy at all

its his friend tae texting him (you didn’t really know his friends since you had different friend groups)

You check it and its smth like “stop staring at y/n while shes sleeping and reply u creep”

And you’re like w a t

So you scroll up and see that while u were sleeping jungkook went on a full rant on how cute u are and how whipped he is

And ur like holy fadoodles dis boy likes me

And so u decided to text tae like “this is y/n, does he actually like me”

Which turns into you both having a convo on how thirsty jungkook is until he wakes up

Hes like wtf r u doing and he snatches the phone and reads through your messages with tae while u like sit up to stare at him

And he’s still half asleep so it takes him to realise whats going on

“Omfg y/n i can explain-”

He starts rambling about how long he had been crushing on u and that he didn’t want to tell you because you seemed uninterested so he kept it a secret and never told anyone

And honestly he was freaking out because the onE tiMe he tells anyone that he likes you, you find out

But while he’s rambling you’re coming up with an excuse to text your mom that you’re spending the night at his house, so you just say he’s not feeling well and his parents are gone for the weekend.

Lmao she doesnt care she’s just like “lmao ik ur lying but have fun dont get pregnant”

Or Maybe thats just my mom idk

You have to shut him up by snatching his phone out of his hands and kissing him

When you pull away you’re just like “you talk too much lmao”

You explain to him that you like him too and u just get under the covers again and snuggle up next to him, and he wraps his arms around you

And you stay like that for a while before hes like “its late you should get home”

And you tell him you’re staying the night whether he likes it or not

And he is so down for that

But then you end up just spending the weekend there because why not his parents love you

And every night is just filled with cuddling, watching netflix, making out, late night snacks, etc.

Saturday night he gets a lil touchy and soon enough ur like straddling him and grinding your hips against his

But then he’s like “Ive never done this before” and you c o m b u s t

Ur like aren’t you like the school fuckboy how have you not done this

And he tells you its all just rumors and hes too lazy to set the record straight

And you basically decide to take things slow that night since it was you’re first time too and honestly it was so cute

It wasn’t really steamy rough sex it was more soft fluffy love making that is filled with giggling and exploring and appreciating each other

That was definitely the night you fell in love with him

Which is big because you thought love was gross

The next day you’re cuddling and he’s like “you know ur my gf now”

And ur like duh

You start going on cute dates after that like going to cafes or amusement parks

He loved taking you to the beach during the summer because u looked gr8 in a bikini

You found out you were going to the same college with was fantastic, so you decided to rent an apartment together nearby the campus instead of living in a dorm.

Which normally you’d be against because moving in together so quickly ?? but you felt different like this relationship was going to last

UNTIL HE CHEATED

Lmao jk gotcha bitch

My baby is too pure and innocent to cheat

Well innocent until you both get into bed and then oh lord it gets steamy

He wants to experiment with like e v e r y t h i n g and honestly you were down

But ofc you set some boundaries.

There were lines he couldn’t cross

I mean sometimes he tried but you shut that down real quick

Overall your relationship was perfect and you couldn’t ask for a better boyfriend

I mean he brought you pizza rolls and dr pepper to ‘study dates’ how could you not love him.

Oml it took me over an hour to write this its like 2:30 am why am i awake anyway imma go to bed now, idk ur name jungshookz but pls write more fanfics i need more to read late at night okay gnite

[crossroadsdimension]

GF Post Puppet AU drabble

If the title makes you uneasy, just...hear me out. There is a good ending for the Pines Family in this AU. I promise. I wouldn’t be able to stand writing this if there wasn’t.

Consider this a bit of a fluffy snapshot into the future for them.

A character that’s mentioned by name in this, Emmie, was created by @howtotrainyournana under the Mystery Mabel AU. If you’ve got any questions about Emmie, go ahead and drop them in Nana’s inbox!

Here we go!

“You mind if I sit down an’ join ya?”

Ford shifted a little against the grass at the familiar voice, and he cracked an eye open to meet the identically-colored eyes of his brother. “Not particularly, so long as you don’t keep me in the shade.” He shut his eye again.

Stan chuckled, then plopped down on the grass next to his brother and lay back, hands behind his head. His feet brushed against one of Ford’s seven fox tails, which twitched out of the way in an almost instinctive response as Ford’s brow furrowed a little.

“Something tells me you’re not out here just because you want to sunbathe,” Ford commented.

Stan looked his brother over, raising an eyebrow. “I question that because most people who say that don’t go outside fully clothed, Poindexter.”

Ford opened his eyes and gave an irritated sigh, rolling his eyes and sitting up so that he could look at Stan properly. He adjusted his red-gold turtleneck sweater and said pointedly, “I’m more out here for the heat than anything else.”

Stan rolled over onto his side and propped his head up with a hand. He gave his brother a cheeky grin, brown eyes flashing green for a moment. “Considering yer wearin’ yer sweater, I’d think you’d be cold.”

Ford huffed, his red-gold tails twitching irritably. One thwacked against Stan’s ankles, which only caused Stan’s grin to widen when the fur tickled. “I should have you know that I am perfectly comfortable. I simply wanted to make use of the summer sun while it was still with us.”

Stan’s grin wavered a little at that, then dropped completely. He rolled over onto his back again and looked up at the sky. “Yeah, it...is kinda nice, ta wake up in the morning an’ not have ta see red up there.”

Ford paused at that, his annoyed expression on his face fading a little. He sighed and fell back on the grass again, putting his hands behind his head and closing his eyes. “Why are you really out here, Stanley?”

“That kid took over the kitchen -- somethin’ about a celebratory dinner. Dragged all the girls in there an’ I do not want to be in the house when--”

BOOMF!

Ford’s triangular ears shot straight up as his eyes snapped open at the sound of an explosion; Stan sighed and rolled his eyes.

“We’re gonna be eatin’ glitter-covered whatever tonight,” Stan grumbled. “Again.”

Ford blinked a couple times, the fox ears on top of his head twitching as he heard the squeals of laughter from inside the large wooden house behind them. His mouth quirked up in a smirk. “Well, it shouldn’t be as bad as the last time this happened, at least.”

Stan snorted. “Oh, I think it’s still gonna get just as bad; the kid’s pulling out all the stops and I think I saw that lil’ personification-whatever hanging around the house earlier yesterday with that too-wide grin Mabel gets when she’s on a sugar high.”

Ford’s ears flopped down onto his head as his eyebrows shot up, and he pushed himself upright again. “Well then. I think a little crowd control might be in order so that no one goes on a sugar high before tonight.”

“Yer talkin’ about Mabel. All eight of them.” Stan snorted. “I doubt that anythin’ that we do would do anythin’ ta stop that. Have you tried that Mabel Juice stuff? Eugh.” He shuddered. “I swear, it tastes even more nightmarish now that there’s eight of them workin’ together ta make it.”

Ford laughed. “I would question why you would drink it in the first place, but then again, you do have more of an iron stomach than I do at this point.” He rose to his feet, being careful not to step on his tails in the process.

Stan huffed, then rolled over and pushed himself up to his feet. Brushing grass and dirt off his jeans, he said dryly, “I didn’t exactly ask for an iron stomach.”

“We didn’t exactly ask for anything,” Ford replied. His seven red-gold tails fell limp behind him, except for the gray tips, which curled up a little in order to avoid brushing against the ground. “I am glad, however, that we can do as we like with what we have.” He started examining his nails in an almost lazy air; a slight smirk crossed his face as little sparks of fire flew from his fingertips. “I predict that Maria is going to come out and start hunting for firewood for a barbecue tonight.”

“What makes you think she’s going to--”

The back door opened, and a puff of glitter came out, accompanied by a seemingly-teenage girl with brown hair and blue eyes that almost seemed to glow.

“Hey Fez? Sixer? Do you think you could give me a hand finding some fallen branches?” The girl stepped off the back porch, leaving a trail of glitter in her wake. “The kitchen’s pretty much unusable after our attempt at making Monster Glitter cookies.”

Stan snorted. “That looks like an understatement. Are we going to need to hose down the entire room again?”

“The girls are cleaning it up; I just figured I’d get a head start on putting something together so that we could make hamburgers outside instead of in there.” She jabbed a thumb back to the house, sending a wave of glitter behind her. “Wood smoked meat has probably got a better taste, anyway.”

Stan licked his lips. “Can’t argue with that.”

Ford laughed. “I don’t see any problem in helping. Although, I would appreciate it if you didn’t get too close -- that might not wash out of my tails too well.” His tails shifted away from the girl.

The girl laughed. “Yeah, I guess not. We’ll comb different sections of the forest and come back with what we find?”

“Sounds better than going down the same path and you getting glitter all over me,” Ford replied.

“Or me,” Stan grunted.

“You’re helping too?” Ford turned to look at his brother, ears tilting forward in interest.

“Well, why not? Sooner this gets done, sooner I can eat.” Stan grinned as his eyes seemed to flash green again. “Biggest pile gets first swig at whatever moonshine you’ve got brewing this time, kid.”

“So long as you make sure Emmie gets none of it this time, that’s fine with me.” The girl flashed a grin back at him. “Threetwoonego!”