#so uncool of her 😑

[magnus-and-the-dragon]

it is seriously such a fucking punch to the dick that i decided to take my pcos seriously, get medicated, lose weight

and instead of like… improving my labs

my body decided to put its shiny new resources towards RESTORING MY PERIOD.

me, staring at my uterus, in the rearview mirror: i swear to god i will turn this car around 😐

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 19

Anthony ramos pov:"We should throw a baby shower/gender reval party" she suggest "your right ill decorate" "thank you so much"

    "i just woke up from a-WHAT THE HELL" she exclaimed "you dont like it" i asked "no......I LOVE IT" she exclaim. "THANK GOODNESS" i was struggling "let me get me dressed then we can invite people" "ok"

I wore this and anthony wore this

"YOU LOOK SO CUTE BEA" she blurted "ditto" Anthony said "do i l-ook b-ig a-lready" i stutter "your not stupid but that was a pretty dumb questions" she whisper "sorry" i stammer "NO IM SORRY" he squeals "i love you so much" i utter "then how do i love you more?" he questions "lets start inviting people"

Dark bitches in white girl

Will you go to our baby shower?

Morgan Saylor:yes

Brian Marcyes

Justin Bartha:yes

Bobbi Salvör Menuez;yes

Chris Noth:yes

Ralph Rodriguez:yes

Men and monters

Dennis:yess

Kelvin Harrison Jr:yes

Jasmine Cephas Jones:yes

Chanté Adams:yes

Rob Morgan:hell yA

Lindsey Morgan:mj,

Pico Alexander:sure

Caitlin Stasey:yes sir

Rita Volk:ill be there

Amadeus Serafini:    ill be there early

Jon Rudnitsky:ill tryqns make it

Zilladegod

Edward Burns:i got you

Zoe Levin:just for y/n

Cara Buono:for yiu bestie boo

Nicole Beharie:OFC

Millie Bobby Brown:if my mom says yes😭😭

Vera Farmiga:mother says you can go😜

Kyle Chandler:so dose dad

Sally Hawkins:im literally hawkins but ye

Ken Watanabe:why not

Zhang Ziyi:kwollio

Charles Dance:coolio my doolio

Bradley Whitford:yes

Thomas Middleditch:sure

Elizabeth Ludlow:if im not tied or nothing

David Strathairn:no.

Aisha Hinds:YES

Randy Havens:I GOT A JOB BUT SURE

Jimmy Gonzales:SURE BESTIE WESTIE

Joe Morton:ONLY FOR MY BESTIE WESTIE Y/N

Laurie DhuHER:DUR

Jonathan Howard:erm sure

Tyler Crumley:cook

Orelon Sidney:sure

CCH Pounder:is there food

Kelli Garner:yeah OFC

Rose Bianco:why even ask

Lyle Brocato:sure cutie

Kevin Shinick:WHO TOL YO ASS TO GO GET A GIRL PREGGY

Josh Winot:his dick odvisouly

Justice Leak:duh stupid bitch

T.C. Matherne:fuck hoe DUR

Al Vicente:YALL ARE SO MEAN😭😭😭 Yeah ant

Natalie Pero:sure ramos

Fiona Hardingham:duh martinez

Paul S. Ryden:mhm ant

Zac Zedalis:cool Anthony

Kenneth Israel:ofc pual

Skylar Denney:WHO

Vince Foster:his middle name

Jesse O'Neill: sí señor

Madeline Brumby: KOOL

Patti Schellhaas KWOLOIO

Joey Beni:CWOOL

Fred Galle:IS Y/N STILL CURE

Joey Thurmond:mhm

Mason Pikea:sure

Aaron Taylor-Johnson:idk

Bryan Cranston:what ev

T.J. Story:DOY

Jason Liles:DOI

John Bubniak:ig

AlExAnDeR hAmIlToN

                                                                              Guess what

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:chicken butt?

                  WERE HAVINNG A BABY SHOWER/GENDER REVALTODAY WHO CAN COME

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:imma be der first

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:you littarly live down the street from the, but yes from me

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:mhm

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:yes sir

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:what do you take for

Christopforgetme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:im littarly her dad💀💀💀duh

Oakyyyyy the uncool tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾: im littarly her bro 💀💀

Unhonset feet

Liam Neeson:i thought i star strucked you

Kate Walsh:lemme wash some clothes AND ILL COME

Jai Courtney:I MIGHT BE LATE BUT ILL COME

Jeffrey Donovan:ill be early

Robert Patrick:mhm

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽: i alr said yes

Michael Malvesti:if you name the baby after me

Tazzie:maybe

Devon Diep:if i rember

Herlin Navarro:can i prefromer

Lewis D. Wheeler:might not be social but sure

Jose Guns Alves:i will be social and go

Osmani Rodriguez:duh

Adam Teper:i will be social but wont go

Mark Rhynard:will the Hamilton cast be there

Jeffrey Wright:doy

Guy Cooper:dur

James Milord:doi

Kayla Caulfield:yes

Adrian M. Mompoint:ye

Arthur Hiou:cool

In the fights😜😜😜😜

Melissa Barrera:if you kid dont be shaking they ass for half of the hights

Lin-Manuel Miranda:IM LITTARLY HER ADOPTIVE DAD FRL FRL

Stephanie Beatriz:ODVI

Ariana Greenblatt:if shes the barrios best

Christopher Jackson:im littarly her third dad

Marc Anthony:sure name twin

Rita Moreno:mabey

Daphne Rubin-Vega:just because i havent seen her in FOREVER

Corey Hawkins:IF THERES FOOD

Leslie Grace:yes

Dascha Polanco:what

Jimmy Smits:can i be the god father

Olga Meredir:GOD MOTHER

Isabella Iannelli:dun

Gregory Diaz IV:mhm

Hailey Jade Panchame:♣︎no♣︎

Luis A. Miranda Jr.:yeah

Susan Pourfar:purr

Hannah Hathaway:bored

Seth Stewart:uh huh

Javier Muñoz:★yes★

Doreen Montalvo:i need to eat

Kadrolsha Ona Carole:today right

The Kid Mero:yes

Nicholas Stewart:yes

Maria Hinojosa:yes

Protest Leader:yes

Serge Onik:yes

Jessica Castro:yes

Daymien Valentino:yes

Leo Moctezuma:yes

Martha Nichols:yes

Julia Harnett:yes

Tom Berklund:yes

Rhapsody James:yes

Ryan Woodle:yes

Noah Catala:yes

Graffiti Pete:yes

Andre Da Silva:yes

Mateo Gómez:yes

Francisco Solorzano:yes

Jos Laniado:yes

Nina Lafarga:yes

Annie Pisapia:yes

Ken Holmes:yes

Nelson Coates:yes

Valéry Lessard:yes

Yesy Garcia:yes

Duh.

Sam Rockwell:duh

Richard Ayoade:duh

Zazie Beetz:duh

Awkwafina:no

Lilly Singh:mhm

Marc Maron:duh

Alex Borstein:duh

Nyvi Estephan:duh

Onoe Matsuya:duh

Craig Robinson:duh

Yūko Kaida:duh

Jean-Pascal Zadi:duh

Ken Yasuda:duh

Kappei Yamaguchi:duh

Kimiko Saitō:duh

Doully:duh

Saverio Raimondo:duh

Fumito Kawai:duh

First Summer Uika:duh

Shohei Osada:duh

Kurt Krömer:duh

Pierre Niney:duh

Loup:duh

Elise Schaap:duh

Igor Gotesman:duh

Serpent:duh

Maasa Takahashi:duh

Sebastian Bezzel:duh

Jannis Niewöhner:duh

Max Giermann:duh

Rômulo Estrela:duh

Fynn Kliemann:duh

Mr. Shark:duh

Alice Belaidi:duh

Andrey Burkovskiy:duh

Sergio Guizé:duh

Walt Dohrn:duh

Babu Santana:duh

Frank Lammers:duh

Mikhail Bashkatov:duh

Joyce Ilg:duh

Luis Lobianco:duh

Valerio Lundini:duh

Barbara Goodson:duh

Gijs Naber:duh

Nasrdin Dchar:duh

Ulrikke Brandstorp:duh

Jody Bernal:duh

Margherita Vicari:xuh

Miss Tarantula:duh

Jeppe Beck Laursen:duh

Denise Aznam:duh

Rayen Panday:duh

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 18

"We should throw a baby shower/gender reval party" "your right ill decorate" "thank you so much"

"i just woke up from a-WHAT THE HELL" "you dont like it" "no......I LOVE IT" i exclaim. "THANK GOODNESS" i was struggling "let me get me dressed then we can invite people" "ok"

I wore this and anthony wore this

"YOU LOOK SO CUTE BEA" i blurt "ditto" Anthony said "do i l-ook b-ig a-lready" i stutter "your not stupid but that was a pretty dumb questions" he whisper  "sorry" i stammer "NO IM SORRY" he squeals "i love you so much" i utter "then how do i love you more?" he questions  "lets start inviting people"

Dark bitches in white girl

                                    Will you go to our baby shower?

Morgan Saylor:yes

Brian Marcyes

Justin Bartha:yes

Bobbi Salvör Menuez;yes

Chris Noth:yes

Ralph Rodriguez:yes

Men and monters

Dennis:yess

Kelvin Harrison Jr:yes

Jasmine Cephas Jones:yes

Chanté Adams:yes

Rob Morgan:hell yA

Lindsey Morgan:mj,

Pico Alexander:sure

Caitlin Stasey:yes sir

Rita Volk:ill be there

Amadeus Serafini: ill be there early

Jon Rudnitsky:ill tryqns make it

Edward Burns:i got you

Zoe Levin:just for y/n

Cara Buono:for yiu bestie boo

Nicole Beharie:OFC

Millie Bobby Brown:if my mom says yes😭😭

Vera Farmiga:mother says you can go😜

Kyle Chandler:so dose dad

Sally Hawkins:im literally hawkins but ye

Ken Watanabe:why not

Zhang Ziyi:kwollio

Charles Dance:coolio my doolio

Bradley Whitford:yes

Thomas Middleditch:sure

Elizabeth Ludlow:if im not tied or nothing

David Strathairn:no.

Aisha Hinds:YES

Randy Havens:I GOT A JOB BUT SURE

Jimmy Gonzales:SURE BESTIE WESTIE

Joe Morton:ONLY FOR MY BESTIE WESTIE Y/N

Laurie DhuHER:DUR

Jonathan Howard:erm sure

Tyler Crumley:cook

Orelon Sidney:sure

CCH Pounder:is there food

Kelli Garner:yeah OFC

Rose Bianco:why even ask

Lyle Brocato:sure cutie

Kevin Shinick:WHO TOL YO ASS TO GO GET A GIRL PREGGY

Josh Winot:his dick odvisouly

Justice Leak:duh stupid bitch

T.C. Matherne:fuck hoe DUR

Al Vicente:YALL ARE SO MEAN😭😭😭 Yeah ant

Natalie Pero:sure ramos

Fiona Hardingham:duh martinez

Paul S. Ryden:mhm ant

Zac Zedalis:cool Anthony

Kenneth Israel:ofc pual

Skylar Denney:WHO

Vince Foster:his middle name

Jesse O'Neill: sí señor

Madeline Brumby: KOOL

Patti Schellhaas KWOLOIO

Joey Beni:CWOOL

Fred Galle:IS Y/N STILL CURE

Joey Thurmond:mhm

Mason Pikea:sure

Aaron Taylor-Johnson:idk

Bryan Cranston:what ev

T.J. Story:DOY

Jason Liles:DOI

John Bubniak:ig

AlExAnDeR hAmIlToN

Guess what

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:chicken butt?

WERE HAVINNG A BABY SHOWER/GENDER REVALTODAY WHO CAN COME

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:imma be der first

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:you littarly live down the street from the, but yes from me

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:mhm

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:yes sir

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:what do you take for

Christopforgetme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:im littarly her dad💀💀💀duh

Oakyyyyy the uncool tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾: im littarly her bro 💀💀

Unhonset feet

Liam Neeson:i thought i star strucked you

Kate Walsh:lemme wash some clothes AND ILL COME

Jai Courtney:I MIGHT BE LATE BUT ILL COME

Jeffrey Donovan:ill be early

Robert Patrick:mhm

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽: i alr said yes

Michael Malvesti:if you name the baby after me

Tazzie:maybe

Devon Diep:if i rember

Herlin Navarro:can i prefromer

Lewis D. Wheeler:might not be social but sure

Jose Guns Alves:i will be social and go

Osmani Rodriguez:duh

Adam Teper:i will be social but wont go

Mark Rhynard:will the Hamilton cast be there

Jeffrey Wright:doy

Guy Cooper:dur

James Milord:doi

Kayla Caulfield:yes

Adrian M. Mompoint:ye

Arthur Hiou:cool

In the fights😜😜😜😜

Melissa Barrera:if you kid dont be shaking they ass for half of the hights

Lin-Manuel Miranda:IM LITTARLY HER ADOPTIVE DAD FRL FRL

Stephanie Beatriz:ODVI

Ariana Greenblatt:if shes the barrios best

Christopher Jackson:im littarly her third dad

Marc Anthony:sure name twin

Rita Moreno:mabey

Daphne Rubin-Vega:just because i havent seen her in FOREVER

Corey Hawkins:IF THERES FOOD

Leslie Grace:yes

Dascha Polanco:what

Jimmy Smits:can i be the god father

Olga Meredir:GOD MOTHER

Isabella Iannelli:dun

Gregory Diaz IV:mhm

Hailey Jade Panchame:♣︎no♣︎

Luis A. Miranda Jr.:yeah

Susan Pourfar:purr

Hannah Hathaway:bored

Seth Stewart:uh huh

Javier Muñoz:★yes★

Doreen Montalvo:i need to eat

Kadrolsha Ona Carole:today right

The Kid Mero:yes

Nicholas Stewart:yes

Maria Hinojosa:yes

Protest Leader:yes

Serge Onik:yes

Jessica Castro:yes

Daymien Valentino:yes

Leo Moctezuma:yes

Martha Nichols:yes

Julia Harnett:yes

Tom Berklund:yes

Rhapsody James:yes

Ryan Woodle:yes

Noah Catala:yes

Graffiti Pete:yes

Andre Da Silva:yes

Mateo Gómez:yes

Francisco Solorzano:yes

Jos Laniado:yes

Nina Lafarga:yes

Annie Pisapia:yes

Ken Holmes:yes

Nelson Coates:yes

Valéry Lessard:yes

Yesy Garcia:yes

Duh.

Sam Rockwell:duh

Richard Ayoade:duh

Zazie Beetz:duh

Awkwafina:no

Lilly Singh:mhm

Marc Maron:duh

Alex Borstein:duh

Nyvi Estephan:duh

Onoe Matsuya:duh

Craig Robinson:duh

Yūko Kaida:duh

Jean-Pascal Zadi:duh

Ken Yasuda:duh

Kappei Yamaguchi:duh

Kimiko Saitō:duh

Doully:duh

Saverio Raimondo:duh

Fumito Kawai:duh

First Summer Uika:duh

Shohei Osada:duh

Kurt Krömer:duh

Pierre Niney:duh

Loup:duh

Elise Schaap:duh

Igor Gotesman:duh

Serpent:duh

Maasa Takahashi:duh

Sebastian Bezzel:duh

Jannis Niewöhner:duh

Max Giermann:duh

Rômulo Estrela:duh

Fynn Kliemann:duh

Mr. Shark:duh

Alice Belaidi:duh

Andrey Burkovskiy:duh

Sergio Guizé:duh

Walt Dohrn:duh

Babu Santana:duh

Frank Lammers:duh

Mikhail Bashkatov:duh

Joyce Ilg:duh

Luis Lobianco:duh

Valerio Lundini:duh

Barbara Goodson:duh

Gijs Naber:duh

Nasrdin Dchar:duh

Ulrikke Brandstorp:duh

Jody Bernal:duh

Margherita Vicari:xuh

Miss Tarantula:duh

Jeppe Beck Laursen:duh

Denise Aznam:duh

Rayen Panday:duh

Transfromers robots in my eye

Liza Koshy:duh bitch

Pete Davidson:ion dont even know you fr but ok./j

Peter Cullen:if no one picks me up

Dominique Fishback:duh dumb bitch

Ron Perlman:ofc

Michelle Yeoh:OFC

Peter Dinklage:I 🩷 BABIES SO YAS

Dean Scott Vazquez:can my mom come😭😭💀

Cristo Fernández:if there providing doggy bags

Tobe Nwigwe:can my wife nd kids come

Lauren Vélez:im littarly you mom duh.

Michaela Jaé Rodriguez:sure

Michael Kelly:god yes

Sarah Stiles:god no

John DiMaggio:hell ye

Stratosphere:heck yeah

Colman Domingo:hell yeah

David Sobolov:hell nah

Dylan O'Brien:heck yeah

Tongayi Chirisa:sure

Alan Rickman:yes

Leonard Nimoy:yes

Ophélie Winter:yes

Dorothée:yes

Mister V:yes

Lesley Stahl:yes

Leni Parker:yes

Mme Greene:yes

Jay Farrar:yes

Museum Guard:yes

Aidan Devine:yes

Bishop:yes

Domenic Di Rosa:yes

Jason D. Avalos:yes

Security Guard:yes

Frank Marrs:yes

Mike Chute:yes

Amiel Cayo:yes

Tyler Hall:yes

Dumb money:

Paul Dano:yes

Keith Gill:yes

Shailene Woodley:yes

Caroline Gill:yes

Seth Rogen:yes

Gabe Plotkin:yes

Pete Davidson:yes

Kevin Gill:yes

Talia Ryder:yes

Harmony:yes

Sebastian Stan:yes

Vlad Tenev:yes

America Ferrera:yes

Jennifer Campbell:yes

Dane DeHaan:yes

Brad:yes

Myha'la Herrold:yes

Riri:yes

Nick Offerman:yes

Kenneth C. Griffin:yes

Vincent D'Onofrio:yes

Steve Cohen:yes

Rushi Kota:yes

Baiju Bhatt:yea

Clancy Brown:yes

Winslow Bright:yes

Kate Burton:yes

Marc Rebillet:yes

Larry Owens:yes

Deniz Akdeniz:yes

Christina Brucato:yes

Sal Rendino:yes

Bryan Burton:yes

Brian David Tracy:yes

Mr. Donaldson:yes

Denis Ooi:yes

Khaya Fraites:yes

Damien Jimenez:yes

A.J. Tannen:yes

Anna Fikhman:yes

Alex Hammerli:yes

Ryan Matthew White:yes

Marco Formosa:yes

Dillon Geyselaers:yes

Neil Towne:yes

Gerardo Rodriguez:yes

Stephen Reich:yes

21 dump street:

HI MY NAME IS LIN MIRANADA:ive told you twice.

Lissy my sissy🩷:duh bro

Alexander and the terrible horrible no good very bad day:mhm

Trickster:duh

Mr.holley:yes: