#so thirsty for the burch beer

[polyestherspants]

1. Get addicted to podcast

2. Join the Patreon

3. Start getting caught up on bonus content

4. Realize the DM on this liveplaycast was also the lead writer on one of your favorite video games

4a. And his sister voices your favorite character

5. Look up what else he's done

6. Find a weird internet rabbit hole where bigots hate him?

7. Realize bigots think talking about open marriage makes him a loser

8. Realize if he's queer and enm that makes him even more attractive

9. Realize trying to confirm these assertions would probably mean dwelling in the swampass of the internet

10. Use your own writer brain to craft imaginary scenarios where you meet him at a con and go get a drink and somehow manage to keep up with a portion of his excellent wit while maybe flirting without entirely managing to embarass one or both of you

11. Sigh about the limitations of parasocial relationships, even with a huge dose of potential interactivity

12. Go get more caught up so you can ask pertinent questions in the Discord or maybe make the DM uncomfortable with compliments