#so then it would just be like aight I guess L likes grandpas

[13eyond13]

watari/L (romantic) sorry

hahaha YOU BETTER BE SORRY! Gross because he adopted L as a little boy, 0/10

[twilightofthe]

Chapter Thirteen liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2!  Let’s go!!!

AAAAAAAAA THIS IS THE EPISODE

Thirteen sure is that lucky/unlucky number...

Ok so caveat that I read an online article with a bunch of “leaks” about this ep and if true I’m gonna dislike a LOT of this ep lmaoooooo

Aight so THIS IS VERY DARK BAD FOR MY EYESIGHT

Guessing this is the Ahsoka planet?

Sounds like a warning bell, let’s hope it’s not another Alaskan bull worm/Krayt

Oh nope just shooting people

oh SHOOT THERE SHE IS

Daaaaaamn they didn’t take five seconds

Ok but why’s she fighting them

Dammit Star Wars let me see the ful Ahsoka makeup and outfit!!!  Turn on the lights!!!!  Let me IN

ALDSFLKJSK WAIT THAT MAKES AHSOKA THE KRAYT THE WARNING BELLS WERE FOR HER AHAHAHA

CHAOS BABE

ok but i love that she calls herself a Jedi

alksdjLKSDJFK WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER MONTRAILS THEY SHRUNK

Ok fine the makeup looks p good

Aaaaaand the theme to make me Emotional

Lady she doesn’t need to learn anything from you she’s had too many teachers already

Lady you Vastly underestimate how willingly Ahsoka will kill YOUR ass

This ain’t her first siege and you ain’t Mandalore bub don’t try her

Yeppppp it’s called The Jedi

The leaks have been right so far let’s hope the rest aren’tttttt

Oho so it looks like this is a lava planet too?  Dang Ahsoka following family tradition

“HEY WHAT DID I TELL YOU” god Din is a DAD

AND BABY LISTENED TO HIIIIIIIIM HE’S SUCH A GOOD BABY YODITO DID YOU KNOW I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

this little shit seriously using the Force improperly again bruhhhh you def need SOMEONE to teach you control

Damn Ahsoka you live like this?  Needs more decorations

BABY I WOULD DIE FOR YOU MY DARLING SON

MAYBE you should get him some ACTUAL TOYS huh Din?

Is there deadass anyone who’s not trying to steal Din’s armor?

Ok I adore his little side satchel for Yodito

Bruh since when is walking right in and immediately asking suspicious questions gonna do anything for you

Ooop he got caught by the Dai Li

Oh yay public torture fun!

Hmmm more Asian influence in this episode I see

“A Jedi plagues me” PFFF aka the motto of the prequels

OK SO HOW FUCKING MANY PEOPLE IN THIS GALAXY KNOW ABOUT THE JEDI/MANDO BEE AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT

Uhhhh that’s a big pointy stick lady

Ohhhhh beskar big pointy stick

Ooop we got conflict, Din’s heritage vs. Baby Yoda’s, what will he pick.....

DON’T QUESTION THE BABY DUDE

FOR FUCK’S SAKE DIN PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR SON PROPERLY

Bruh she’s gonna jump you 

Her Gandalf cloak fits right in with the landscape

For fuck’s sake pleASE STOP JUST RANDOMLY PUTTING DOWN AND IGNORING YOUR SON

Yeppppp and here comes the sneak attack

draMATIC ASS ROBE DROP LIKE HER LINEAGE BEFORE HER

pleasecallhimaBabyYodaAhsokaPLEASE

ALKSDFJSDLKFK I’D DIE FOR HIM LOOK HOW CUTE

OK WHAT?  WE DEADASS MISSED HER FIRST REACTION TO HIM????????

FUCKING COWARDS

Lol staring contest at your old frog grandpa but babified, must be weird

Awwww she still likes kids

Sidenote that yeah they really did just fucking shrink her montrails AND lekku she looks like she did at 14 again

NO

NO

NONONONONONO

THAT’S DEADASS THE WORST NAME YOU COULD HAVE COME UP WITH Y A L L

I am NOT calling him that.  Y’all can’t make me

OK BUT LITERALLY NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE

HOW WAS HE TAKEN?

It surrounds us binds us blah blah blah

UH YEAH BUT LUKE’S EXISTS NOW, RIGHT?  COME ON, AHSOKA

Ahsoka your idea of testing is making blind teenagers look for crystals while you swing a lightsaber at their face maybe not yet

Every time they call him Gr*gu it makes me die a little more inside

OK HE LITTLE DAD HEAD QUIRK I LOVE THAT

NO DON’T MAKE HIM CALL HIM THAT

Ok also but I would die for leetle baby’s grunting noises

OMG THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX, HIS TOY HE LIKES

HE’S SO PROUD OF HIS SON I’M GONNA CRYYYYY ;_;

Ahsoka he is a baby tho?  Like uhhhhhh this ain’t the same as Anakin

Uh, Din, Ahsoka doesn’t have to worry about that kinda shit, she’s faced waaaaaay worse

Ok so this Elspeth is another ex-Imp

Ok FINE this is gonna be a cool-ass teamup

Ahsoka u drama queen

DRAMA QUEEN AND YOUR DRAMATIC ENTRANCES

Ahhhh I see she’s the flashy Jedi distraction while Din frees the prisoners

Ok but where is Yodito during this

MORGAN’S master?  So Gideon, right?  Or does Ahsoka know Palps is back

Awwww that first man was gonna help the prisoners too!  He IS brave!!!!

LOTH KITTYYYYY!

Oooop we having an old western shootout?

DRAMATIC ROBE DROP PART 2

Oh fuck no we aren’t recanonizing beskar being lightsaber-proof, are we?

Dammit I thought that was how we ended up with the Darksaber in the first place!  Because Lucas did NOT want to do that-- for fuck’s sake of course they are

This boi really tried that fake-ass negotiation, he should know better

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

T H R A W N

REALLY?

you BETTER STILL BE LOOKING FOR EZRA.  THAT BETTER BE WHY.  I’M NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING.

Oh yay they saved the Earth Kingdom

OH NO THE TRACKER

OH NO HE LEFT THE BABY WITH THE SHIP

THE TRACKER FROM LAST EPISODE OH NO

NONONONONONONOOOOOOO

I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN IT YET BUT I KNOW THE IMPS TOOK HIM

DIN DJARIN YOU FUCKING JACKASS THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T JUST LEAVE YOUR FUCKING SON AFUCKING-LONE-- oh ok he’s fine nvm lol

WAIT BUT THE TRACKER’S STILL THERE????

The Imps are DEF gonna find him soon this is the 6th ep of the season and there’s only 2 more

THANK YOU AHSOKA TELL HIM THAT IS HIS SON

Ok I’ll say it again Din Djarin you fucking dumbass

Ohhhh we recanonizing Tython now

LADY LUKE IS REBUILDING.  I GET THEY CAN’T EXACTLY BRING IN YOUNG MARK HAMILL BUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE MY BOY LUKE THANKS

Aaaaaand scene.

OK BUT THESE BITCHES CAN NOT JUST ACKNOWLEDGE FUCKING THRAWN AND NOT EZRA.  DAVE FILONI YOU CREATED HIM.  YOUR OWN CHILD.  YOU CAN’T JUST IGNORE EZRA LIKE THIS FOR FUCK’S SAAAAAAKE

Ok so deadass everything in the leaked article was true and I’m gahhhhh over a Lot of things

Hmph

[pannacottawarrior]

heyo i made a thing instead of doing homework, getting any sleep i lost during the night, finishing going through tags and answering asks lmfao sorry bye

blank template is here

anyway ships undercut

OTPs

Zenyatta/Lúcio - I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP I SWEAR TO GOD;;;; I CAN IMAGINE THEIR RELATIONSHIP BEING POSITIVE N' SWEET VIBES 90% OF THE TIME, 5% DORKINESS AND THE REST THE USUAL HEALTHY 'BAD' PARTS OF A RELATIONSHIP (disagreements and arguments aren't unhealthy yo)

Zenyatta/Genji - one of the first few OTPs i had in this fandom ;v; still support it!!

Lúcio/Genji - hella cute :V i can see them getting along! 

Bastion/Lúcio: cUTE;; i like it as a ship too!! ;v; (OT3: Genji/Zenyatta/Lúcio, OT4: Genji/Zenyatta/Lúcio/Bastion)

Mei/Zarya - 100/10 WOULD SHIP TO INFINITY AGAIN

Bastion/Orisa - they're nonbinary lesbeans Harold;;;

McCree/Hanzo - first OTP in the fandom, i don't ship it as much nowadays but i still support it :V

Ana/Reinhardt - G O O D

Pharah/Symmetra - A M A Z I N G

Sombra/Symmetra - W O N D E R F U L

Tracer/Emily - obviously

Don't Mind-TPs

Mercy/Pharah - cute! ;v; i used to ship it a lot!! but i kinda grew out of it; still don't mind it though :V but don't incorporate racist tropes/unbalanced dynamics in your fanart/fanfic please =-= that goes for any ship

Mercy/Hanzo - it's aight i guess

Zarya/Doomfist - i once saw fanart for it with Zarya carrying him and Akande was just 'A STRONG MAN EMBRACES STRONG WOMEN!!!' and i just;;; it's adorable;;;;

Pharah/Sombra - noice!! >:3c

Reaper/Soldier 76 - i don't mind them being exes??? o-o honestly i have mixed feelings about this ship as a whole but if they exes - ayo that's cool

Widowmaker/Sombra - mixed feelings generally but overall i guess it's not too bad? o-o

Roadhog/Junkrat - they're gay Hannah;;;;

Doomfist/Reaper - it's cool~ uwu

Queerplatonics

Lúcio + D.Va - Y E S, GIVE ME THESE TWO PROMISING TO STICK TOGETHER AND BEING THERE FOR EACH OTHER WHENEVER THEY CAN YO!!

D.Va + Zenyatta - Y  E  S;;;; G O D  Y E S;;;;;;;;;;

Ana + Reinhardt - i can?? see them being QPs too????? i like to think in canon they're QPs and if not then REALLY close friends XDD

Best Friends

Lúcio + Tracer + D.Va + Bastion + Zenyatta + Mei + Orisa - tHE YOUNG'UNS FRIENDSHIP CLUB!! >:3c EVEN THOUGH MEI'S 30+ AND BASTION'S OLD AF

Ana + Reinhardt - works as a really good friendship too!! ^v^ tbh any of my OTPs but this one especially!

Winston + Mei - they're science BFFS Haley;;;;

Zarya + Reinhardt - they go to the gym on Saturdays

Hanzo + Symmetra - snarky best friends who also enjoy each other’s company and like to talk about tea, favorite places they’ve visited n’ good shit they’ve done/seen over the months

Family-like

Ana + Lúcio - sNIPER GRANDMA LOOKING OUT FOR NOT-ACTUALLY-HER GRANDSON!! AND FROG GRANDSON WILL FIGHT YOU IF YOU SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT HER--

D.Va + Reinhardt - okay hear me out - Hana getting shoulder rides on the big dude;;; and them just chilling together;; Rein taking D.Va out to bonding trips like fishing n' road trips n' shit and they talk about their war days which is both full of awesome happy moments and ANGSTY HURT/COMFORT TYPE SHIT

Zarya + D.Va - bIG SIS N' LIL' SIS!!!!!

Reinhardt and Ana are more or less the young'un's grandma and grandpa

Pharah + McCree - bRO N' SIS!!!!!!!

NOTPs

Soldier 76/D.Va - why?????

Mercy/Genji - WHY????????

Winston/Anyone - dhyjukilkjyhfxhcmkhvgi

Hanzo/Genji - W H Y ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Mei/Junkrat - i just e-e can't see it happening;;; sorry;;;;;

D.Va/anyone - i headcanon her as aromantic and demisexual and i'm usually just more interested in romantic/sweet/emotional aspects of a relationship ;v;'' so ye i ship her with no one

Reinhardt/Lúcio - nope

Lúcio/Doomfist - n o p e

???

Moira/Science - she's still sorta new but i can't really see her into anyone? o-o not that she's aro or aroace imo - it's just she's so new i literally got no opinions on her ships and the idea of her being in a relationship yet???? for now - she's married to science XDD