guess what. twst sims.
jack's got FEELINGS
he and juice barely have any pink but i mean. sure whhy not lol. godspeed jack i have the jealousy turned off for most sims now so it's FREE RANGE
ruggies so funny lol he gets promoted and steals from the workplace immediately [he steals like every day tbh LOL]
um. im pretty sure juice was very high in the athlete career if not maxed out. what da hell lol. i think this was from me turning on the feature that sims can swap jobs around when im not using them but UHHH i think ill turn that off. i dont wanna lose my progress augh <///3
theres a lot going on here but why is juice talking about his gamer skills considered flirting kdfhskldjfl godspeed king. anyway im gonna have jack tell juice to pursue his dream job adn see if he goes back to the athlete career lol
...or not 😑
i wasnt paying attention for a while and when i came back, all of bananaclaw and juice were in the heartslabyul hot tub [which i feel like i only bought bc someone like ace rolled a wish for it but tbh i dont remember LOL]
ruggie fell asleep. people LOVE napping in this hot tub tbh lol
hes still scared SO often. is this just what happens when you share a room with ace trappola jkfdlsjfkldsj
maybe a kiss will fix him
heh
wait what does this do <- im scared every time i think that bc thats how i ended up making cater a single father. but this just gave him a moodlet and made him focused lol
YAAAAY im gonna try to make poly first years real 🚶 thats. gonna take a while but ill get there!!
i do have to start with applejuicejack teehee. technically adeuce already are like soulmate level but i hadnt had them do official partners yet bc i was skirting around the jealousy system lol. but now the world is my oyster with the new update!!!
NOOO EPELS COW IS GETTING OLD!!!
....malleus and neige were dating?????????
WHO ARE YOU. I THOUGHT I REMOVED NON TWSTS. I DONT EVEN HAVE THE OBTAIN KIDS TOGGLED ON FOR NEIGHBORHOOD STORIES. why are you asking resident child hater leona to meet your kid
also. i was trying to navigate the woohoo partners feature a while ago so like. vil and leona are woohoo partners. and i jfksdfjkl was TRYING to see if i could get rook and leona to do that too but
i kept messing up and rook got pissed about it LOL OOPS???
anyway i had them make it official also lol
i had epel trade the cow for ingredients just to see if i could avoid sadness with the death but alas. sadlad happened anyway. i had him buy a llama next.
ok thats enough for now bye!!
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Tfw it’s like 6am and your penpal shows up at your hotel room but he’s like partially a demon and also won’t stop smiling????
Hi again Allison we’re all Very Normal
[BatIM Call of Cthulhu Masterpost]
ANYWAY HAVE SOME, OUT-OF-CONTEXT QUOTES for Session 6!!
[Sammy is played by me, Joey is played by Boo (inkyvendingmachine), Henry is played by Maf (inkcryptid), Jack is played by Mochi (whatyouwantedmetosee) and Thren (haunted-hijinxer) is our GM!]
[GM] You said you were there for... inSPECTION??
[Jack] In hindsight, that must've been a HECK of a Fast Talk considering half the group is in pyjamas.
[Henry] It wouldn't be the first time someone tried to sacrifice Henry.
[GM] *about Sammy's sacrifice attempts* He was very polite about it.
[Sammy] Yeah, he was!
[Henry] He was very polite, he gets points for politeness.
[GM] And then he got yelled at, so unfairly! By someone.
[Sammy] And then melted! So everyone was on the whole very rude about it. It's your own fault he's like this now.
[GM] We'll say it's ajar, how about that?
[Joey] Oh, I thought it was a door.
[Sammy] You can spend Luck!!
[Jack] Do I want to use Luck points, though? Here's the problem, I'm the person who finishes the JRPG with twelve thousand healing items, and has used TWO.
[Sammy] Here's my counterargument: if your Luck gets really low, you start failing Luck checks, and bad things happen to your character.
[Jack] ...that's a perfect counterargument, I'm going to do it.
[GM] You both spot the hat with the press card! Lying on the floor, over by one corner of the sliding doors.
[Jack] Oh that's BETTER than taking sanity damage!
[Sammy] EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
[Joey] There's another jug of space juice.
[Sammy] I don't want space juice!! I WANT PAINT.
[Henry] *tired* Hey, Sam.
[Sammy] What providence, my little sheep!
[Henry] ...Good to see you too.
[Sammy] Go into the other room and introduce yourself!
[Joey] With two hats on.
[Sammy] ASSERT DOMINANCE!
[Jack] Jack is going to take the hat. He's going to have, uh, at least one emotion.
[Jack] Maybe more
[Jack] Imagine
[Joey] Joey is immediately going to clamp his hand onto Sammy's shoulder, and ask him if he can feel it.
[Sammy] UHHH? His... hand...?
[Joey] Not-- No, the stone.
[Sammy] OH
[Jack] Jack, how are you going to communicate this if one of your hands is taken up by a hat?
[Joey] Interpretative dance!
[Sammy] Put hat in elbow while writing, you can juggle stuff,
[Henry] Put the hat on. Over your other hat.
[Sammy] Sammy will scurry with or without the sheep, but they are his navigation system, so,
[Joey] That is a place we are known to be by the people who tried to... murder us?? Or something. Snake us???????
[Jack] (Snurder.)
[Joey] Snurder us.
[Henry] We're just gonna grab our stuff and head out and... let you finish dealing with the sNAKE, I guess!!
[Jack] (the snake has already been dealt with!)
[Henry] Okay, but the aftermath of the snake! The snaftermath.
[Sammy] In case we get grabbed by an Angel
[Sammy] the much less well-liked sequel to Touched by an Angel,
[Sammy] You traitorous sheep, this is not what I asked you for!
[Joey] Do you want to die. Is that what you’re interested in?! Just, sacrificing yourself, without doing the proper rituals, not getting anything done--?!
[Sammy] What do you know of proper rituals?!
[GM] (....quite a lot, actually,)
[Joey] Yeah! Much more than you do! And I will make an intimidation roll!
[Jack] Boys,... you’re both pretty,... it’s okay....
[Joey] We’re pretty sure there’s Angels.... does she know how to kill them.
[Jack] What a first thing to—! No pleasantries, no “please excuse the fact that I’m grinning and have weird eyes and also Sammy has weird eyes and also I have a tail,”
[GM, speaking for Allison] She would like to know what all this is about!
[Joey] We’re having problems—
[Sammy] He tried to contain something that should not be contained!!
[Joey] Shut up, Sammy! We’re having problems!
[Joey] Joey is just going to quickly explain that he....................
[Joey] *mumbling to himself* how do you explain this???
[Joey] Um... I guess he’s going to mentally ping Bendy and ask him how he would describe himself? Like... what was his job, I guess?? Security???
[GM] Bendy says that he’s an eldritch construct that was defending a cult... and now he is something else! That he doesn’t have a word for.
[Jack] !! He’s a FRIEND now!!!
[GM] He’s friend-shaped! But not at the moment.
[Joey] No, right now he’s Joey-shaped.
[Sammy] I mean the whole body is garbage but you apparently want Sammy to wear clothes, so whatever.
[GM] Allison adds that she thinks she might have a connection to get you guys in to the party, if you need that --
[Joey] Wouldn't hurt!
[GM] -- so long as you don't mind pretending to be the help!
[Joey] ...hm,,,
[Joey] Admittedly, having two angles would be better than one.
[GM] Two angels, what?
[Sammy] There's an "I can be your angle or yuor devil" joke somewhere in this campaign...
[Sammy] Well, we've learned how to bind an angel,
[Jack] Gotta teach the angel proper binding techniques!
[Sammy] Sammy will thank Allison for her help.
[Joey] Oh god, there IS something wrong with him!
[Joey] Let's go get Norman tied up in this more! So we can hire him later!!
[Sammy] Jack over there like "I hope it doesn't taste bad" meanwhile Sammy's been grimacing as he swallows paint for the last two hours,
[GM] Ink is much better, didn't you know!
[Sammy] Ink is better... this tastes wrong...
[Joey] I just really love the idea of Sammy longingly looking at Joey's flask like, "aw, you have the good medicine, mine tastes like the terrible cherry crap!"
[GM] So you all have shots with Allison! Space juice shots.
[Jack] What a way to start the morning!
[Jack] These boys are gonna heckin' pass out!
[GM] They got, what, maybe 3 hours of sleep?
[Jack] And all of Jack's sleep last night was sat upright in bed, with his glasses on, surrounded by notes,
[Henry] sounds like college
[Jack] You're exactly right, Jack's sleep was exactly like college! He was stressed, he didn't sleep for very long, he was surrounded by notes, Pete was there,
[Joey] *saying farewell to Allison* Keep yourself safe; don't go out where we're going.
[Joey] Unless we don't return, then pLEASE COME OUT AND FIND US,
[GM] Norman says, "Oh, I see you're back with your friends, Smiley."
[Jack] I love the concept of Norman calling Sammy "Smiley," and then Prophet Sammy, in response to this, smiles, and Norman has no idea if this is like, weird? or some kind of strange power move to assert dominance.
[GM, as Norman] When I said I saw things happening on the 2nd, you're the one that went pale!
[Joey] How's Prophet Sammy's cONCEPT OF TIME,
[Sammy] Not great!!!!
[Sammy] I don't think he... knows when the 2nd was.
[Sammy] Forgive my memory. That doesn’t ring a bell!
[Joey] He's... a little affected right now.
[Norman] ...you don't say...
[Joey] Listen. I have $75 here for you, to take us out to the lake, as soon as possible.
[a couple minutes of googling later]
[Jack] That's equivalent to $1,464. Joey.
[Sammy] CAN YOU IMAGINE?? "We need you to take us to the lake please" "Alright, but explain to me what's going on?" "SORRY, the guy who said that is clearly HIGH OUT OF HIS MIND, here's A THOUSAND DOLLARS, take us to the lake please!"
[Jack] its a trip to the lake, what could it cost, $75
[Joey] *laughing* I should've looked up how much money I was saying before I was saying it,
[Sammy] No, no, I think this is accurate to JOEY DREW
[Henry] Henry is just watching everything happening...
[Sammy] Henry is waiting for the next video game breadcrumb trail to show up.
[Henry] YEAH,
[Jack] “Oh! Looks like I need to put three gears in this thing!”
[Sammy] I'm so angry on Sammy's behalf that you've made him meet two different people like this.
[Joey] If he does ask for money later, Joey's going to give it to him, because he has no concept of.... money....
[Sammy] No concept of GIVING OUT ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS
[Jack] Can Joey Drew meet me, in real life, please?
[Joey] I don't know if you want that to happen,, that might be more of a curse,,,
[Jack] I'll take a curse! Gimme money!
[Sammy] vOICE OF EVERY JDS EMPLOYEE
[GM] And you've got suits, and dress shoes......
[Sammy] We are not dressed for this.
[Sammy] ...We are more dressed for it than we were earlier. I promise you, Norman, this is a step up, believe it or not.
[Sammy] Probably making a face because it tastes bad.
[Henry] Tastes like paint!
[GM] The cab driver might just wonder if that's a new drink this year.
[Sammy] If nobody jumped on top of Sammy to stop him from using his mouth, he would probably say something with vibes of "this is beyond your comprehension"
[Joey] Joey might try to stop that, and instead just be like, “Yes. It is.”
[Henry] He's high. Don't worry about it.
[Jack] Driver's just like "oh, I should try some of that when I get off work, seems like a good time!"
[Sammy] You should! It'll open your eyes!
[Sammy] (I'll stop evangelising the cab driver now.)
[Henry] Henry is: Sims Tense Moodlet.
[Joey] Joey instantly does not like this, and it is apparent on his face, if Sammy can see it in the mist.
[Sammy] Probably not!
[Jack] You could say he mist it!
[Henry] We need to hurry—!
[Sammy] *screaming* THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING!!!!!!
[Sammy] Sammy will be, sort of... whispering reassurance? I don't know how reassuring it actually is,
[Henry] I'm sorry Sam, nothing about you is reassuring right now.
[Sammy] Just kind of like, hush hush, come my sheep, that sort of thing,
[Joey] Prophet ASMR Channel!
[Jack] I'm sure Jack would appreciate this actually, it's a shame he's not the one getting this,
[Joey] No, he's getting whatever comfort Joey can offer, which, uh,
[Sammy] Well, and I will say, he's not like, whispering it in Henry's ear, like--
[Jack] I don't think Sammy in any form is capable of whispering.
[Sammy] ...y'know
[Sammy] that's fair
[Sammy] Well everyone's doing alright! We're doing great, it's going great!
[Jack] Nooooo! No going great! I want more insanities!
[Jack] ...I can stop at any time, I swear.
[Sammy] We can hold Norman's hand if you want, like, that's up to you.
[Joey] Roll for gay, Norman!
[Henry] Take him to dinner first,
[Sammy] This is such a bad idea that we're having.
[Joey] Joey is probably at this point holding onto someone else to guide him, and more in his head than not.
[Sammy] Sammy's out of hands at this point, Joey, so you'll just have to figure this out.
[Sammy] Got his hands full of sheep.
[Joey] Did Norman drink the juice.
[GM] Did he...? Did he...... I think he was convinced enough by “this drink will save your life” that he does take a drink!
[Joey] I'll roll intimidation if that helps!
[GM] Yeah, you can roll to see how quickly he does it, or if he drinks enough of it.
[Joey] *rolls* That's an EXTREME SUCCESS.
[GM] Well, there we go; there's a preview, Norman, of your work environment!
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heres a fun story about my current sim game
I have Wonderful Whims installed, which allows for some fun personality things, but also gives the option for sims to have menstrual cycles, have the option for using birth control and contraceptives, and you can toggle it so that any woohoo can lead to pregancy without protection. Just a fun dose of realism, and I like the possibility of unplanned pregnancies.
I also have MCCC installed, and long ago I increased the max household size bcuz I frequently liked to put a bunch of adult sims in the same household and see what happens. I also thought it would be fun to allow female sims to get pregnant from alien abductions.
I wanted to try and do like, a game where i follow a family for a couple generations, right. So I made a new save, made a founder, Anya. She quickly got married to Sione, a townie she met.
Since I wanted to follow this Sim through generations (and her husband ended up having the successful lineage aspiration) I picked the lot trait of Ley Line, which increases the chance of twins.
Anya gets pregnant a little before they get married, the ley line trait leads to twins. Then a little after she gets pregnant again, now she has 4 kids.
I really like Morgyn Embers from the Realm of Magic, and thought it would be fun and a bit of drama to have Anya have an affair with Morgyn. This resulted in Anya being pregnant (through cheats bcuz Morgyn can’t be or get someone pregnant). Fun dose of drama, now the household is at the vanilla limit of 8 with Anya having 6 kids.
Because of the timing, I had 4 toddlers at once which was Too Much so I had Sione get snipped so there wouldn’t be an issue of another pregnancy. Anya had been pregnant so much she was still stuck on the last day of young adult age, bcuz pregnant sims cant age up. But she had her kids, aged up to adult, and everything was good.
Anya, though, has the scientist career, and such a career led to her getting abducted (during one of the twins birthdays lmao). Fine, I didn’t mind, largely because I forgot I changed it to let female sims get pregnant for these abductions.
Things were fine for a day before I noticed Oh Fucking God Damn it, Anya is pregnant now from the abduction. I thought okay, I can deal with another baby, but I forgot the fucking. Ley line. She gives birth to another set of twins, 2 boys, totaling in her having 6 sons and 2 daughters.
Sione had aged up to elder a bit ago and died from overexertion. Which I didn’t mourn to much bcuz just about everyone in the house had a negative sentiment about him. the Moruning moodlets are a mess, largely because his biological kids (all teens now) get the grieving family, but the alien twins (toddlers) and twins from morgyn (teens) dont get that, but they did fucking, end up watching him die. so they all also get mourning moodlets, except Cináed for some reason, he watched it all and got no moodlet from it and then tried to chat up Death.
ANYWAYS, thats all a fucking lot, right, but then fucking. Anya gets abducted again. I forgot the max household size is 12, and I thought it was 10 so I wasn’t worried. And I also forgot that Sione’s death took the household count to 9. Anyways this is all to say last night I found out Anya is pregnant with another set of twins, girls this time. This is hell fsdjkhsfsjdfsdhfsdshkfs
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