#so thats all to say: woopsies :P

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babbeeee pls rec some bkg short fics

mine

no but in all seriousness here are some i like ! im not all that good w recs, sorries <3

way too deep by @omitea this one was just OUGHHHH

curry ramen by @call-me-ko this one was so cute i loved !

soft spot by @jxwl4k this one was super sweet i lubbed it !

surprise gift by @faithfulren short n soooo sweet !

flower territory by my sweet SWEET MOOTIE @catsoupki EIRRUGHE GO READ IT NOW I BEG !!! peak upon peak (and its based of a fic of mine so tehehehe nah nah nah boo boo i got a fic and yooouuu dont :P)

8:46 by my mootie @seumyo its SOOOO cute def recomment their works periodt. (while you're at it go read this one while you're at it ! fucking peak)

this one by @a11eya was RZAGAGAHAGh it was so cute and so real jealous little shit katsuki (and lowkey sassy shouto) my favs

THIS ONE by @insomniacsmind AUARGHAGAHA thats all i gotta say. tew cute

this whole three parter is fucking. FIRE read it NEOOOWW

deep down by @suashii is SOOOO cuteee!!!

aand this ICONIC one by @emmyrosee !!!...who i realised a little too late i accidentally stole the title too in one of my fics LFMAO???? ..woopsies so sorry about that im your biggestfan <333 !! but its so good ive been obsessed with it since forever i wish i could tattoo it onto my skin read it read it

much luvv xxx

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.@law @law @harvard_law @fisa @bbc_whys @france24 @snowde n @haaretzcom lawyers lawyers thereis a theme about wirkun g or so check if the germans found an a m b i g u i t y deadbeat argument trick but not that it charges them but i sntead pegs their crimes on me like he doesnt let them he aeh bought a cola and then somehow something somehow soem thing that h e then could that he then let the then that therefore allthem did is himthen the instead of: they rapeci villians they murder civillians that getoutof coma becau se else what happesn tothem metaphore: sometimes our toys i n horror toyhell wakeup then they killtheir toys else wha t wouldhappen tothem that wouldbe the reality in a  cartoo n metaphore instead he bought a cola and maybe let the m and now ambiguity means that their rape crimes is thensom e how luckily thatguy insteadof what did verfassungsschut z do to keepthecase daytime repeats tothis day efforts which dayfoolzombi game itis criminal allofit they projectth eir fantasies onthecase dontcount theydontneed handcuffs e ven their crimes requriing inert zombis while them dance aroudn their realmseparation and leverout barricades itis cr iminal allofthis howthey game tothis very day for dayfool betray forever and now figureout ifthese cockroache trickf lipped an ambiguity shitball from them deserving jail woul dlikely get executed for waking sheeple during so usually m u r d e r the victims they use with guessed probability but inthiscase so got away they figuredout an ambiguity shit ball to peg their crimes on me buying a cola from lifesu pport budget betrayed into fringe quell kill whilethey rapeme withminors in grocerystores and they frame it say prostit utteness germanness where each phonecall spoil reveals them it is germany itis german thisis hwothem are break bull shit about i m p l i e d and any chance to immienntly rape molest damamge harm commit more crimes trikcery instead of how a r b i t r a r ki l y who could do w ha t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t h e y w a an t then reframed it that who repeats unpunished what lawyers thisis a crimina l situation govtcaused shuffled interest groups makesure mysupport is safe itis scums themshuffled noonebelonged near unpunished repeated whatthe ywanted systemcaused govt caused in dynamics them made brave support risked their lives to barely avert theworst govt caused systemcaused tricked for a trick to nut the case for chargign whattheydid poisonsmix here after firsthumanrightscourtfilings fifth igot radon rubidium uptoyesterday molest maybe eventoday make safety and moreprevention but cover my support because n o t the gov t averted the crimes they efforted nut it fraudit quellit ki llit woopsie itdied sowhat the case d i e d them caused it coveredit and now their trick is:germany this is allofit one facette of germany it is one aspect of their monstrosities nextgeneration version how would y o u solve thisthey shuffled hooowmany times superdooper batshitnuts confusion to o aeh nuts to even listen totheguy then quicknow everyone a nd allalogn these things they setup tothem itmakes sense tahtguy trainride to a dumpster trashcan course and molestab le and it all istheproofthen of perversion too risks allhi s rights to charge it xmas2009 on actuallymid 2004 on find a trick lawyerspin dirty sleazy trick how that works the n and the reporting ofthe crime is batshitnuts too and unha ppened too i f one ofthe many harms molests humiliations w as a primed setup desperate son ofmine w o a donot let these monsters inthe exposure and harms by these scums did o n e ask whatdidthey do tohim tha t he is that way who setup what that this kid thinks thatgu y zombi is somehow the rape thatguy and thats the fix for whi ch horrors or harms itis germany

.@law @law @harvard_law @fisa @bbc_whys @france24 @snowde n @haaretzcom lawyers lawyers thereis a theme about wirkun g or so check if the germans found an a m b i g u i t y deadbeat argument trick but not that it charges them but i sntead pegs their crimes on me like he doesnt let them he aeh bought a cola and then somehow something somehow soem thing that h e then could that he then let the then that therefore allthem did is himthen the instead of: they rapeci villians they murder civillians that getoutof coma becau se else what happesn tothem metaphore: sometimes our toys i n horror toyhell wakeup then they killtheir toys else wha t wouldhappen tothem that wouldbe the reality in a  cartoo n metaphore instead he bought a cola and maybe let the m and now ambiguity means that their rape crimes is thensom e how luckily thatguy insteadof what did verfassungsschut z do to keepthecase daytime repeats tothis day efforts which dayfoolzombi game itis criminal allofit they projectth eir fantasies onthecase dontcount theydontneed handcuffs e ven their crimes requriing inert zombis while them dance aroudn their realmseparation and leverout barricades itis cr iminal allofthis howthey game tothis very day for dayfool betray forever and now figureout ifthese cockroache trickf lipped an ambiguity shitball from them deserving jail woul dlikely get executed for waking sheeple during so usually m u r d e r the victims they use with guessed probability but inthiscase so got away they figuredout an ambiguity shit ball to peg their crimes on me buying a cola from lifesu pport budget betrayed into fringe quell kill whilethey rapeme withminors in grocerystores and they frame it say prostit utteness germanness where each phonecall spoil reveals them it is germany itis german thisis hwothem are break bull shit about i m p l i e d and any chance to immienntly rape molest damamge harm commit more crimes trikcery instead of how a r b i t r a r ki l y who could do w ha t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t h e y w a an t then reframed it that who repeats unpunished what lawyers thisis a crimina l situation govtcaused shuffled interest groups makesure mysupport is safe itis scums themshuffled noonebelonged near unpunished repeated whatthe ywanted systemcaused govt caused in dynamics them made brave support risked their lives to barely avert theworst govt caused systemcaused tricked for a trick to nut the case for chargign whattheydid poisonsmix here after firsthumanrightscourtfilings fifth igot radon rubidium uptoyesterday molest maybe eventoday make safety and moreprevention but cover my support because n o t the gov t averted the crimes they efforted nut it fraudit quellit ki llit woopsie itdied sowhat the case d i e d them caused it coveredit and now their trick is:germany this is allofit one facette of germany it is one aspect of their monstrosities nextgeneration version how would y o u solve thisthey shuffled hooowmany times superdooper batshitnuts confusion to o aeh nuts to even listen totheguy then quicknow everyone a nd allalogn these things they setup tothem itmakes sense tahtguy trainride to a dumpster trashcan course and molestab le and it all istheproofthen of perversion too risks allhi s rights to charge it xmas2009 on actuallymid 2004 on find a trick lawyerspin dirty sleazy trick how that works the n and the reporting ofthe crime is batshitnuts too and unha ppened too i f one ofthe many harms molests humiliations w as a primed setup desperate son ofmine w o a donot let these monsters inthe exposure and harms by these scums did o n e ask whatdidthey do tohim tha t he is that way who setup what that this kid thinks thatgu y zombi is somehow the rape thatguy and thats the fix for whi ch horrors or harms itis germany

.@law @law @harvard_law @fisa @bbc_whys @france24 @snowden @haaretzcom lawyers lawyers thereis a theme about wirkung or so check if the germans found an a m b i g u i t y deadbeat argument trick but not that it charges them but isntead pegs their crimes on me like he doesnt let them he aeh bought a cola and then somehow something somehow soemthing that h e then could that he then let the then…

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bts hc: as wizards

 you can thank sims 4 realm of magic and the fact that my hair is now ~pastel pink~ for this magical mess. it was super nostalgic researching harry potter spells and charms and now i really want to rewatch the entire harry potter series.

made it long because i feel like i’ve left yall on read for a while :p

(credit to this person on Amino that wrote an awesome post about the members and their wands/patronuses!)

Seokjin

griffindor

patronus: mink

wand: mahogany

clever and funny

he’s brave but also kinda a wuss

the ghosts just roaming about the school terrify him

plus HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THE SPIDERS OUT THERE?

truly is the eomma of all the griffindors

mostly learns spells that improve his looks and lifestyle

pimples? PFFT.

hasn’t showered in 4 days? boi still smells like a field of roses

what even is expelliarmus?

would turn himself into a flower first chance he gets

“this is my true form”

queue the rest of the members putting him in a cupboard and just leaving him there

cleans up everybody’s messes

the type of wizard that uses Lumos to get good lighting for a selfie

will prefer home cooked food over this magical crap any day

“wtf is this.”

“chocolate frogs!”

“... YOU CALL THIS FOOD?”

Namjoon

griffindor

patronus: magpie

wand: fir

intelligent and a strong leader

fir wands demand strength and power from their owners

a total klutz but he has jin that can save him

also the spell reparo comes in handy A LOT

his clumsiness becomes life threatening when magic is involved

“Incendio! OH SHIT”

“WTF WHY WOULD YOU LIGHT ME ON FIRE MAN?”

“Sorry Jin I was just trying to make you stay still!”

“THATS IMMOBULUS YOU DUMBASS”

woopsie indeed

not permitted to ride his broom anymore

last time he almost killed himself and four others

everybody loves him anyways

especially the teachers because he’s a teachers pet

it’s not his fault he’s a genius

who occasionally sets his friends on fire

potion-making will likely end badly

cut him some slack k

he has a lot on his plate

(can i just say how much i love this account and their art, please check them out)

Yoongi

slytherin

patronus: buzzard

wand: vine

sly mf

introverted but can be super talkative if he wants something

cold exterior but has a warm heart

always trying to better himself

that trait doesn’t really go hand in hand with his love for sleep

will use the bewitched sleep charm on himself

and the protego spell to keep people away from him

“hey hyung”

“im sleeping”

“but hyung-”

“Flipendo”

*jimin flies across the fkn room*

“i said im sleeping”

he’ll kiss his head sorry later don’t worry

arrives 10 minutes late on the dot to every class 

doesn’t fail them tho

secretly nerdy cuz he reads a lot

also acts tough but gets scared easy

defense against the dark arts class is the worst for him

hard shell but a true softie on the inside

Hoseok

hufflepuff

patronus: polecat 

wand: dogwood

needs to be saved

the talking paintings have it in for him

they’ll pose perfectly still until he walks past and they’ll scare the shit out of him

waves around his wand and yells ‘Riddikulus’ at anything mildly unnerving

he’s an angel tho

a true hufflepuff

knows everyone in school

could burn the school down and nobody would be mad at him

you’d think his scaredy ass wouldn’t be a prankster

and you’d be wrong

he uses his magic for good and for evil

good as in he makes everyone around him happy

evil as in sometime he’ll use immobulus on his friends so that he can cuddle the shit out of them

gets in trouble thanks to his imbecile friends

“don’t worry hobi the forbidden forest is just a myth, its totally harmless”

*3 minutes later he fkn faints from seeing a normal sized spider*

“I TRUSTED YOU JUNGKOOK”

Jimin

slytherin

patronus: dapple gray stallion

wand: willow

sneaky but sweet slytherin

the kinda person who looks super sweet and innocent

but will wreck you in a duel

he’s a shy boy

until you get him out of his shell

or get him drunk

all the girls have the hots for him

some guys as well

maybe even one or two professors

though he will deny it until his last breath

a hard core perfectionist so he won’t be satisfied until his spells and potions are absolutely perfect

the one spell he knows perfectly is the healing spell

thanks to his friends because he has to use it on them constantly

Namjoon sprained his ankle falling down the stairs?

“episkey”

Jungkook got hit in the face with the Quaffle ball?

“episkey”

Hoseok fell off his broom?

“oh for fucks sake... episkey”

everyone would be hopeless without him

and injured

Taehyung

hufflepuff

patronus: chestnut mare

wand: hazel

a wonderful... mess

super lovable 

makes everyone around him feel comfortable

doesn't shy away from his emotions

which is a great thing

until he gets angry and lights something on fire

or sad and casts a mute bubble around him so nobody can talk to him

or god forbid overly happy and energetic

he will wingardium leviosa the shit out of everyone and everything

“FLY MY FRIENDS FLY”

yoongi wont have it

“TAEHYUNG IF YOU DONT LET ME DOWN RIGHT NOW I WILL KILL YOU”

care of magical creatures is his favorite class

he has a weird bond with all the animals

he even talks to them as if they talk back and weirdly enough it seems like they understand

could probably befriend a dragon

definately the one in the group that has a toad for a pet companion

jungkook made him join quidditch

looking back it was a dumb idea

now he’s obsessed and would probably risk his life just to win

passionate boy

he truly is a blessing to the people around him 

Jungkook

ravenclaw

patronus: black stallion

wand: hornbeam

smart

and athletic

and handsome

do i sense a true ravenclaw

always has to be right

super argumentative and competitive

“Im right you’re wrong shut up”

obviously undefeated at quidditch

and obviously the one who catches the golden snitch

has forced everyone except namjoon to play and it’s a mess

“Hoseok you have to get the ball through the rings not pass it to the opposite team”

“You have to actually fly around Yoongi you cant just be still”

“Ok I know I said tackling was allowed but you can’t grab onto someone elses broom Jimin”

he’s got a lot on his plate but he’s still having fun

only because he loves his hyungs

even though he’s pretty much talented at everything he’s still pretty grounded

super loyal to his friends and family

also has the dopest fkn owl

has the whole package pretty much

what hogwarts house are you? im a proud griffindor 

[suburban-satan]

shit my friends say

So I made a list of all the wild shit my friends say, started in January 2018 and still going. It's one year old I guess? Well, enjoy what I have so far!

2018 -d a d d y w i s e -well there’s chains on the ground so that must mean this was a kinky sex dungeon -GORSH MICKEY NOT MY G SPOT -I can wait until I turn 40 so I can troll Japanese Girls on roblox -what if we all looked like mike wizowski but our heads were the same size as they are now -I wanna give pot to a bird -I take pills without water -daddies cummie wummies are the best cummie wummies -enjoy your nonexistent stomach acid -cum glaze -I hope you choke on MY meat -who hasn’t been on pornhub -(wipes tears away and starts belting despacito) -MY GAY IS BEING TRIGGERED -that omelet looks delouse -is semen a liquid or solid -iTs nOt aQuaNauTs yOu uNculTurEd fOoK -vaginas are scary -what is menstruation -you should change your name to pussy something -my gay has been activated -“have you ever owned a vibrator?” “No” “would you like to rent one” -“do you like glazed or cream filled” -wHaT dOeS cUm sOuNd LiKe -he is on too much fertilizer -sometimes cum is hot I know from experience -if you jerked off at the speed of sound would your dick be on fire -I don’t have a sonic fetish -can your dick ignite because of the heat of your cock -aren’t dicks like cannons -who the fuck draws a glowing peepee on a skeleton -honey Freddy freaker is dancing in the living room -does penis smell like garlic -she don’t swallow in this household -*downloading garrison nudes* -don’t you realize that tentacle porn is just using octopus arms as a dildo -frickle my nipples -Minecraft porn consists of the male genitalia replaced with a stick -OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We make a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this! -“I’m big for an asian” -cockilicous -“His anal glands need milking” -fready flipper -FREADY FAPPER -daddy better make me choke -does Freddy freaker have a mutated alien dick -sonic breaks the sound barrier by beating his meat -the sun looks like it’s gon vore you -bootyhole exploration -is megalovania sex music -i like to drink cock -cum is just genital snot -penis musk -Shid piz and farbt -Bull + shit = sis it don’t add up -Hey don’t tell me at least once in your life you haven’t thought about being gently caressed across the genitalia by the kraken -I swallow boba like i swallow cum -I wuv fungus kun, the way he waps a awond my tosie wosies so tight! He’s gibing me a huggie!!!! Fungus kun gibes my tosies a new color too!!!! Wat a good fungus kun make my doki doki go “ UAU” heeheehee -eating banana with the banana peel -orang juce -father I want cheddar -don’t you just look at someone and think about how long their neck is -breathing is just boneless vaping -get outta here juuling criminal -yall ever succ a dick for juul pods -unironically drawing miss piggy -“Jack don’t let go 😱🤭🤭, jack sweetie 😐👀 if you let go 🙊🙈 you’re weave 🙀🙀 gone 😇😘💅” -I've been watching spooky movies for 5 hour -omg it’s daddy sans undertaker!!! -bröther -I ate my sister -are you'd's't've kidding me? -oh youtube please don't show me the shrek movies rn -My brother is calling me out on the family group chat for eating a bowl of peanut butter -Hamilton is best girl -get outta here you fuckin loyalist -what doesn’t cum have -drink flex seal and you won’t have to worry about a marriage -I feel water. -“Superfood or supergross? Is Sperm good?” -coochie hands gucci bands -just imagine trying to cast a spell and then you get disturbed by a banjo -toto africa is sex music now and everytime they say rain it’s just cum -y'all ever burp in your mouth and exhale it through your nose like a vaper -how dare them make my green senpai an honorable member of society -If you didn’t search big boobs video on google at least once are you really a Gen Z kid????? -laugh pussies -i’m watching the history of japan on pornhub -we have the same name because we are secretly the same person -what if you eat your phone and it’s all in your tummy -why would you ever think i’m not serious all the time you silly dragon but we’re both (my name) so we can be the silly dragon together -why would you wash your face before you go to bed when your tears wash it off for you *wooshing noises* -I want to drive a bus because I like busses -my shoe broke -why does everyone talk about the drugs i’m eating -i’m going to break her because she’s talking about smoking cocaine and I don’t like drugs -(stage whisper) metal heads live among us but we don’t know because they look like normal people -oh bye mr music teacher -the pussy? designer. cucci, if you will. -DID I HEAR S A N S P O R N -"i'm about to nay nay on your dead fucking corpse" -alert alert the toes are coming -you got a fucking problem with my 𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐛𝐬? -imagine using an oven for something designed for a microwave this post was made by the doesnt have much motivation gang -Please take my Minnesotan snow Wait that sounds like Minnesotan cocaine -when you funny scream -"dating the Bill of Rights for fun" is now exactly how I'm going to describe my hyperfixations -the penguin  from fruit loops is a twink (bitch its a toucan) -if white cheese exists is there black cheese -What’s rosum opossum -whale cum -dicko mode -(GETTIN SOME CHRISTMAS SPIRIT UP IN THAT PUSS) -pennies more like penis amirite -It’s Sunday don’t forget to squeeze cheese on the cat -the grinch is dr seuss’s fursona -everyone is gangster until the trees start speaking vietnamese -big chungus is my dad -“if the apocalypse happened what would you do” “eat bees” -I'm tired as fuck but I gotta wait until it's 4:20 to go to bed -mom: you need to be reasonable and wait two hours before having another brownie me, stuffing my mouth full of brownie: br o w n y s -This honey in whole foods is in fucking comic sans -it's more likely that I'll guess someone is gay before I remember the existence of women -im gonna say it again for the people in the back:

i eat bees -Thanos penis, it's actually called a thenis -yort -uwu its the mowst thorstiewst time of the yeaw uwu -It is I Teh gromc -The gronk is here to say eat all the dish soap in the house -the grinch but he's wearing crocs the entire time -answer my question or else i will establish sans porn -You make him doki doki uwaaaaa!!!! -birdbox but all the bird sounds are replaced by cardi b noises -THE GROMPK IS TOO POWERFUL -consume ocean sauce -square up in judge judys court -half consumes ocean sauce -ice juce -frick stick -you guys wanna read undertale fanfiction     -2019- -it might be 2019 but thats not gonna stop me from terrorizing my family's groupchat -(pineapple voice) first date idea: digest eachother -Wait dennys will arrest you for doing illegal things?? -pls purify me -my toes are very succulent today -two succs having flex two succs having sex my muscles my muscles involuntarily checks -f u r r y , N a s h . -Perfect for all occasions! Spill something on your nice shirt, give a messy blowjob, and sphagetti!!! -Do you want cum on your nice shirt??? -it would be nice if i had cum on my shirt -cocc succ machine -I KNOW TONGUE JUTSU -I feel like i’m in a meat prison -hi you obese elephant -plant porn is just flowey porn -We all love the out of the box 4am messages we get -YOU LIKE SNAS PEEPEE

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Trace x nico x Nax x Sasha x Hanson x Caleb x no x reader (Coffee is brown, apparently caleb is hot, Nico is as straight as a circle).  xoxoxoxoxoxoxo PARTE UNO

(something a few friends and I wrote lmao Im so sorry)

Calzone Speaks latin and calzono is in the bano pls rate and subscribe thanks xD (also wow y/n you get a lot of dicc XD XD X3c) Also assumed that reader-chan is a femboy with really cute eyes!!!!!!!! LELEL XDXXD yaoi >x3cccc

trACk woke up one hot hot morn.  “Woah my goobers” he said to himself, tiredly (a/n; trac is a WIld cArd), rolling out of his soft hundred dollar bed. Today was the first day as escuela, and he was ready to get hip with the cool kids on the block. “It's time to pick out my nice swag for the school day.” After choosing a really cool jacket and a steven universe backpak, he went downb to  his living room, where Nax and Hanson were eating their brekfast. Nax burned his because he’s short and can’t reach anything. trACK did a chuckle. “Haha, Nax, good job you goober” “Don’t b a fucking gay slut you short bum” said hanson, being hanson while eating hanson. Nax cried, and once he stopped, they all went to escuela together.

oOo

Calux stay still amongst the trez by the mountains, he saw reader-chan, “(y/n), you want to watch…. narutowo”  calux say said sunk, reader-chan look deply into his eyes, but then………………………………………………………………………………. He there. The person in very dark hair, and hoodie (An: Omg xD) “Hey rodent” the mexirican shouted from the sidewalk, edgily on the edge. “LA escuela va a empezar!” The ethic emo paused, shaking he head. “Sorry, it’s hard to swithc back sometimes. Stop raping this dude and letz go to escuela, caballero.”

“I dont understanz espanol. I speak ingles.”

“GO THE FUC K TO CL ASS YO U FUCKIGN E ROd eNT”

“FUCK AN A S S YOU DICK ASS” “SHut TH  e FUC ck  U  p “ Y/n’s eyes did a widen, doing a small animoo gasp (KAWAII DESU). “C-Caleb, pwease, stop yelling. We do need to go to escuela…” He said, in his small shy animoo boy voice.

“..........” Big silence, he turn head to reader-chan.

“C-Cawowowo???”

“No stahp” Cawowowo did a baka. The ethnic emo did a sigh, turning to go to class “Fuckin homo fangs”

“Dont listen to him (y/n).” Caleb say convincinglylyyyyyy

“It’s ok, Cawowowowwowowowwowowowo, Nicowas is suffering from closet homofabio. Lets just go to eskuela Cawowowwowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowo.”

“No. let me nerf rebelle, i wanna watch my naruto and touch my pencil” (You thought that was a penis did u) “But then the plot can’t advance Cawowowowowwowowowowo” (aUth or N ot: XD XD where is the fourth wall?!?!?!?!?!?!?! XD)

“K”

oOo The group of retards sat in the excuela classroom when the ethnic, vampiroo and (y/n) walked in, sitting in their chairs. Nax did an obnoxious midget laugh, nidging trACK. “Look at him, that gringo is so WH i t e” “Oh my goober, he’s so pale.” Hanson did a gaspy, looking to his friendz. “You racis t fucxs how could you after all my white oppressio nthis is why trump is gonna build a wall” Sasha did a snorty. “Im a knife” Then the teacher walk in , l ookibn to the class. “HEWWO” Teacher open mouth, look at the retards “OwO it ‘s time to SeXUWaW Ed uc At ion”

Hanson whipped out he ten inch peenor, ready for the class session. “  GInf ALL LY It IS TI ME” (a/n: XDXDXD OMG ROFL XDXD) Nate’s eyes did a scared widen, as Teacher-san shook he head with a laughter. “No, Dante, not like that” Hanson did a baka.

“Knives”

Calux look at the Neko, I mean Nico, aka the mexicanircan. “I hopezies u die, irrumabo.” he say fuck in Latin. “What hte fuck is irrumabo you fucxing gringo” He said, emo-ly as he wiped the blod off he knife. HE is a murder.

“Knife” Sasha

“MY  k nfie get the mcheck away from it Sashan”

“ICE I CE BABY” Caleb yell at Neko.

Trace prolly said chees burger

Hanson pointed to penor. “Knife.”

/………../…..l,.Theteacher did an angry owo. “You’re aww intewwupting my cwass!!Q!Q!!!!!!!!!Q!!!! Detenti o n !”

“FUCK AUTHORITY! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!” Neko exclamed, getting up and knocking over he chair before naruto runnign away from his problems.

“Believe it.” Caleb shed a tear and look at the Neko. “I already wanna touch hands.” (Y/n) did a BLOOSH, blinking his eyes rapid. “C-Cawowowow,,,,,...that’s gay. . .”

“Knife” Salsa stare. (ALL SHE SAYS IS KNIFE xDDDDD)

For no reason, Nax began to cry. He’s tiny and emotional LELELELEL. HAnson did a laugh and shoved he out of the chair. Nax cried mnore. “Aw goober.” Said trACK, shaking he head.

“OH HELLOTHERE” said Shrek, ninja flipping into the wall. (Omg 😭) (I can’t believe it’s Smash Mouth)

“I need my onion” Calux naruto ran away. y/n got upm, doing a sick slide to sxtop Cawowow. “I cna be your onion, Caloox” he did a winky.

“Cawowzers” aanother vampire say, onion say. Neko came in an stabbed her. “Woopsie daisy”

“no”

“Woopsie” he stab her again. (He a mrder XDXD what apsyco XDXDX edge XD)

Omg this part get serious calux look at neko, i dont know what the fuck neko is doing but… Calux is really mad. Howeverz “Neko. Why u do that, now after u revival my cousin u gonna want to touch handz with me.” “Ok but im gonna bind her to a evli damon to further plot” and he revivaled her adn touched calwowowow’s hand. Delvin popped out of the ground. “ THATS GAY” and then he went back to his underground dirt home to look at lolitas.

“Knife…..” Salsa look at the retards. “I have deep knife feelings, OWOWOWOOWO”

“Aw cheeseburger” said track, schooting away. “Love isnt real” Salsa ran away. Hanson nodded, a tear coming to he eye. “That is the biggest truth.” (y/n) did a sigh as nate cried up the river of the nile. “When will i get hte big vampire dicc…” (CLIFFHANGER!!! XDXDXDXD)

Im gonna eat some bread smh

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