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Phillips: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Vain: Core-ean!

Leon: The center of the earth is around 5430 degrees celsius... nobody is going to live there so they dont need a language.

Vain:

Vain: Core-ean

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Arsann: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Leon: I’m a knife.

Sirras, from across the room: He's a little spoon.

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Sirras: I’m gay.

Thanak: I’m upset.

Juliet: I’m tired.

Leon: And I’m all of the above, get over yourselves.

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Kraner: Kill Aydan.

BD: Kiss Aydan?

Kraner: No, kill-

BD: Gonna kiss him.

Kraner: KILL-

BD: Gonna kiss him real hard.

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Thanak: Must you always attack me with words?

Sirras: You want me to use rocks?

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Thanak: I keep telling you: people never change. That's why, instead of confronting Sirras, I've consumed an entire bottle of wine.

Marcei: You don't seem that drunk.

Thanak: Oh, I never do. The alcohol is neutralized by my bottled-up anger.

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Leon: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then, one day, I’ll die

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Leon: This is fucking insane. I have a C in this class and I have no idea why.

Phillips: Haha, I can SEE why you have a C.

Leon: I’ll stab you.

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Lance: [gasps]

Phillips: What?

Lance: Is soy milk just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Phillips: ...what the fuck?

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Sirras: I regret giving you that blender.

Userin, drinking a sandwich: Why?

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Lallix: When I die, I want my friends to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

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Sirras: I'm busy.

Userin: Do you think drinking 36 cans of Redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would I just die?

Sirras:

Sirras: I'm on my way.

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Juliet: I'm busy.

Lance: Do you think drinking 36 cans of Redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would I just die?

Juliet:

Juliet: I'm on my way.

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Criminals: We have your son.

Valsra: I don’t have a son?

Criminals: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?

Valsra: Dear God, you have Malrik.

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There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you've constructed an entire philosophy of evil.

Sirras, probably while trying to convince Arsann that there is not, in fact, a good reason to eat his chips.

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Thanak: Say one more word and you're dead.

Sirras: One more word.

Thanak:

Pylaks: [whispers to Marcei] Should we run?

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Alex, dragging a smiling and beat up 10 year old Vetranoa into his home:

BD, looking up from his Frosted Flakes: Alex, I told you we weren't ready for kids

Alex: this one is funky tho