#so that checks out

[pseudophan]

ps post preshow link if u find one i trust youuu

here u go

[adelarsims]

Hi, I have a couple of questions about Jeb for you :3

What does he like to eat? Does he like snacking? If so, what kind of snacks does he prefer?

his comfort food is familiar food (except beetroot in any form, it's his discomfort food), and if he has a choice, he will always choose food he already knows, given that he didn't dislike it of course, over trying something new.

also if the dish has a lot of ingredients with one of them standing out by texture, like croutons in caesar salad, he doesn't like it much. or if the dish is a minced mishmash like some salads or ragout. he likes when every ingredient in his food is recognizable.

he likes mashed potatoes with meatballs. and apples.

he rarely snacks at home, just when he's at work or somewhere outside. he likes peanuts and dried fruits as snacks.

[darkacademiaarchivist]

7, 13, 21 show me the music !!

7: Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter

13: "Slut!" by Taylor Swift

21: Who's Afraid of Little Old Me by Taylor Swift

[ask-grian]

hey I heard you're a gay mom, are you a gay mom?

I- am I a what-?

I am not a mom, so no, I don't think I am.

[rileyh20]

I fucking love TV Girl so much

[digitaldollsworld]

Oh my god. Oh my god. THAT’S who Frankie sounds like to me. Xigbar Kingdom Hearts.

[darkxwolf17]

Someone tagged me in a post with two other people tagged, one who has me blocked and one who I have blocked sob

(/nm of course I’m happy that I’m like. Being tagged at all it just was quite the jumpscare shldjfjd)

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[larkiethings]

shaking my head while playing neko atsume so people know that I don’t support outdoor cats

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[glitterytoycakes]

Milo: "Gage turned off reblogs. I wanted to send them an ask, but even though they posted some, uh, weird stuff here, there's no option to do it.

Hope they're doing okay... maybe a conversation about this is in order?

I hope the first one isn't about Claire... she's not the nicest person, but people are super worried about her disappearance, especially Audrey. It was on the news the other day."

[bbylovesxo]

i forgot i had a huge midwest emo phase this year and free throw was my top artist

anyways

[thesaltofcarthage]

Cartoon monsterfuckers of tumblr unite!

Okay but consider:

A male character who is cocky and nonchalant, a flippant chaotic neutral bastard, who never really starts beef with anyone but if someone else starts it first, he will not hesitate to go all out balls deep into making sure he'll finish it. Tricksy, clever and charismatic, treating every conflict as a fun rivalry even if the enemy he's faced with is literally just flat-out trying to fucking kill him. While personally never killing an opponent - he's clever enough to evade them in a way that leaves himself unharmed, and the antagonist frustrated and humiliated and looking stupid the whole time they're doing it.

Depicted as somewhat slim and lanky, distinctly male but not in a brutish, hypermasculine way. Not exactly coded genderfluid but jumps at every opportunity to cross dress just for the fun of it, in a campy and flamboyant way, which by all rational sense shouldn't be attractive but somehow the man manages to make himself fuckable with the way he walks in heels. Not romantically or sexually attracted to men, but can, will, and has seduced men just to fuck with their heads. Has broken hearts this way.

So what I'm saying here is that if he was depicted as human, Tumblr would 100% be horny for Bugs Bunny.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Penelope's final gambit, you will always be famous, no matter the subtext.

[julnites]

Red riding hood comic collab with the wonderful @yeehawpim (go check out their blog for loads of great comics!) 🌷 See the layouts he did here!

[spohkh]

the kids have started a channel in the workplace Slack for sharing fic im screeeeeeaming