#so sweet🙇‍♀️🥴

[muffinsin]

You are my fav tumbler user

Awhh, thank you, hon!🙇‍♀️ that’s very sweet of you to say🙇‍♀️ I’m happy people are liking my work :)

[here2bbtstrash]

I really don’t have another person to share my hoe energy so I’m here to rant about it with M, my fav bangtan hoe queen bae🫶🏼💜🥰

I only have one ass like??? I can’t choose help😩

Oh that shirt and the hair and the sweaty skin.. my goodness he really said imma make all this hoes hot and bothered 🥴😮‍💨

Im having this visions… am i delulu?? Like why am I on my knees and why is he grabbing my head and twisting my hair in his wrist 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 and looking at me the whole time??? Ok yes I’m delulu❤️‍🔥

I need him sooooo deep in me that he comes out from my bellybutton 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

This giant sweet baby and also hot bike rider cand do whatever he wants to me, really I’m up to anything

This Face… and his voice… ffs do I need to add something ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

THE HAIR and the way he disrespectfully growled in run bts my god I felt it buzzing down there I swear😭😭😭❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Im sorry for the hoe ranting BUT I NEEDED SOMEONE TO TELL ALL THIS🥲🥲 💜💜💜 ily lol🫶🏼

GOD JAZ WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH BEAUTY 😭 i am always here for any whore thoughts you know this!!!!! 🙇‍♀️ and my god i have so many after that concert mgjfbmnfhjgfkhg 🥵🥵🥵 THE MANSPREADING. THE SWEAT. THE TONGUES. THE OUTFITS. THE HAIR. I'M UNWELL

thank you for blessing meeeeee 😩 i adore you!!! 💜

[onsunnyside]

Can i just say that your moodboards make the whole stories better and cuter and wholesomer ? And you are already an amazing writer, you wouldn’t even have to get so creative with your blog and people would worship you anyway, but you do put a lot of work in everything and it’s just admirable actually. Like, the FK moodboard and visuals are so delicious to the eye and it kinda makes me feel like i’m there i can’t explain it🥴But what actually made me write this ask was that Crybaby moodboard, which is so simple but still, the second I saw it I felt like I was in college. Mind you, I am in college..like..what is this sorcery???🫡 So, basically you’re amazing at everything you do🙇‍♀️👸here have a 👨🏻‍💼 ,🥤, 🍨, 😚 and a 🌻.

thank you so much for this !! I don't even know what to say, YOU ARE SO SWEET 😚 I love making visuals for my stories, so it makes me feel so happy that you liked them !! what is this sorcery??? <- YES 🧙‍♀️

[mtnkat3]

Ok! Take a good shower...then have to go outside & do yardwork. Sigh. Now... covered in mosquito bites!!!

The upside, since went out wearing lounge clothes ugh. ...multiple tiny tanks...so the watering didn't have a wet tee contest going on!!! Lmao! but my short shorts... well... might've flashed my neighbors though!!! ROFLMAO!

🤦‍♀️🙄🤨🥴🤭🤷‍♀️

Yeah, my porch is washed down, my ferns, Boston & asparagus, are happily drenched. And my rose & mandevilla are happy too. Need to work on my mums & pansies that actually are still growing in blooming.

Anyways... think I'm gonna rinse off now cause I'm itchy!!! But... think I'm going to home depot!!! Scratching my hips, calves, arms, ankles, neck... dang lol varmint vampire mosquitoes!!! I must have super sweet blood for the pesky critters & the bees too!!! I had yellow jackets & sweat bees, & found ants on my shoulders too!!! And I was on my front porch! Wth! Lmao!

Sigh. Deep breath. Focus. Now. Gotta go change clothes!

Blushing cheeky grin.

I wwwwwuuuuuvvvvvvzzzzz & adore You/Alll uddles & bunches & beyond measure tooo!!!

Je t'aime et t'adore mes potes!!!

I miss You/Alll terribly tooo!!!.

I am!!!

~Your's/s'...!!!.

DOne, DPOne, & Alll!!!.

Alllways & Forever!!!. Period.

🔱💝♾⚓🙏🙇‍♀️🌠🧭🌺🌹🎶💋🥰😘🤔

6.38pm

[just-some-random-blogger]

greetings mother 🙇‍♀️

tis i, your sleepless child. sending you a message from the kingdom of middle day (omg what a surprise im not losing sleep). i hope you are doing well and have been taking your needed and deserved breaks once in a while. i too have taken a break from tumblr (honestly it was just like a few hours 😂). i would like to thank you for continuously blessing my feed with your wondrous, and honestly really funny, posts. during my time away, i have promised myself to read your whole masterlist during my free time, so wish me luck 😝 shall i succeed, i will tell you how long it took. unfortunately, i have also recently acquired an inevitable addiction to an app with that of the noise of a clock, which combined with tumblr is just a deadly combination (the edits of men and women i am absolutely infatuated with just doubled the knee weakening, jaw dropping, pool forming effects ya know). tis a must that i inform my virtual maternal figure of such lows in life 😂 i might request a few tiktok inspired and hyperlinked scenarios just cuz you have turned my Dream ask/request from before into one of my absolute favorite fics and now im hooked 🥴 worry not tho as i am aware that you have been swamped with requests so i shall beg for "mother's holy literature" another time. there is no doubt that i will venture once more into the dark depths of no sleep. til then, i shall stay here and watch you (your posts and reblogs) as if it is the light of day that i have truly missed multiple times. May the celestial beings above continue to bless you. yours truly, 4am nonnie 💌 (at this point you can name me however you like 😂)

p.s. DONT FORGET TO DRINK YO WATER MAMA TIS VERY IMPORTANT U STAY HYDRATED

hello my child 😌 HIHIHI HI 4AM NONNIE ITS BEEN A WHILE

i shall grant you a love letter in response for your sweet words

im so happy you cam to me in the right hours of day <3 #proudofyou i actually read this last night right when you sent it and was grinning like a fool <3 <3 i decided to reply the next day because i would have tread into the late hours™ and that would not have been very responsible and quite hypocritical of me.

I am doing well! i have no classes today so (: im excited to go to school tomorrow and be hot <3 HAHAH

its good you're taking a break from tumblr, and I am honored that my posts are funny to you. also reading MY WHOLE MASTERLIST???

aint no way 🙄 i call cap. i call sus. i call bull. i'm flattered, but aint no way you like every SINGLE thing in my masterlist. (but omg if you do ???? Slay???? how is that possible ???) i hope it doesnt feel like a chore though T_T i write because i want to entertain myself/silence my fixation demons lol so dont read anything you dont want to HAAHH

the fact you traded tumblr for tiktok 💀🤡 i personally find tiktok more T_T stressful so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ im honestly glad im free from the shackles. dont get me wrong i still go on it, but im not addicted like before.

(the edits of men and women i am absolutely infatuated with just doubled the knee weakening, jaw dropping, pool forming effects ya know)

^^^^ this this is why im there too. so real so true so relatable. i swear some edits are even better than the actual media T_T

i am honored to hear about the things you go through my child [strokes head]

feel free to request anything but as you are aware i have 9999 reqs i must attend to first hahaha. i have been thinking of closing my reqs but ???? i mean everyones aware of the waitlist ig AHHAHAH and i love hearing from everyone so 😣😣😣 im a sucker for inboxes and pain ig

i shall beg for "mother's holy literature" another time.

there is no doubt that i will venture once more into the dark depths of no sleep. til then, i shall stay here and watch you (your posts and reblogs) as if it is the light of day that i have truly missed multiple times.

HAHHAHAHAHAH MY LOVE MY DEAR MY BABY THIS IS SO FUNNY AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH i hope you refrain from lurking at such times, but alas, a mother can only do so much from withholding her rowdy children. I am so T_T touched T_T that I appear as a light to you T_T am i??? the light and the salt of the world? am i??? better than everyone else???

Thank you my 4am nonnie. i have no idea what else to call you so let's keep that. may the lord bless you and keep you as well <3 [exploding with love and happiness]

I DONT FORGET TO DRINK MY WATER YOU BETTER NOT FORGET TO SLEEP RIGHT EAT YOUR GREENS AND EXERCISE 👿👿👿👿

(i am off to exercise rn bye <3)

xxx

[muffinsin]

So I just finished reading your post about what movies the sisters would like, and now I can't stop giggling at the last line in Dani's portion:

"Daniela is still convinced someday, Bela will find her love in the form of a beast. She must!"

Like, yeah, Bela! Unless I missed it, we still haven't read your version of monsterfucking yet! 🥴🥴🤣

I can't remember, but did you ever talk about what kind of monster Bela would end up with? I think you had a small post about it before...

Anywho, I just found that line hilarious, and Dani girl bringing a beast home for Bela to kiss is honestly very sweet (in a really messed up way) and such a Daniela thing to do! 😂

Still giggling as I post,

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ anon

That’s so sweet! XD

That’s true!👀 I’ve had a few thoughts shared between 🪶 anon and I, I believe! Regarding a spider-like monster for her XD (I’ll tag em so the post can be found easier)

Dani’s got them good intentions and ideas- and questionable executions of them XP She’s just trying to look out for her big sister🙌🙇‍♀️

[here2bbtstrash]

So this is how it started…..

And I REALLY was like, doing my homework with this chapter

And clearly couldn’t keep up with the deep analysis, chp 8 got better and better (as expected 🥹)and.. ok I’ll proceed to rant whatever thought is left on my MESSED UP BRAIN… ok they were bonding and taking care of eo meals SO AWKWARDLY??? Lmao like ok here’s some coffee and some gross sweet shit, idk eat it if y want idc *proceeds to drop it and walking away* also AB written on the cup my god you’re a fucking genius ily so much jajajajajjjjajajajajajaajj

And pls I love how she’s so confused about him and instead of unpack her thoughts with the BEST BSF JIMINIE MY BELOVED she’s like “ok imma go fuck him,yeah that’ll make everything more clear (no judging her tho like WHO WOULDNT ITS FUCKING MIN YOONGI)

“Is this a booty call” I KNEW HE’D BE THE ONE TO SAY THAT pls he’s so annoying!!!! and hot!

And ofc… they’re bonding in the best way: ✨trauma✨ but seriously I loved the way they skipped unnecessary and cliché comfort words, just listening eo🥹💜 (and OMG the whiskey scene from the vliveeee I’m a psychic like jiminie lol)

The smooooth “want a tour?” just to end up in his bedroom 😏

But it was the first time they took their time 😭😭😭 the first time seeing eo naked😭😭 THEY FINALLY KISSED !!!!!! These bitches were starving!!

“You’re not the only one with great head game” 🆘🆘 helppp🚨police‼️🚨🚨 him making her squirrrttttt 😫🤯and I’m going to stop with the smut scenes bc if I’m going to say what I liked I might as well re-write the entire scene, so I’ll just say that I came the hardest ever and had to take some time bc I was FED yes in red bc I don’t know how to emphasize how good your smut is you’re a goddess 😫❤️‍🔥 and what is it with you and showers scenes??? Why/how are they so good and soft and hot at the same time 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

They being awkward the next few days? Mhmm nothing new GROW UP MORONS but also don’t?? I’m enjoying the drama what can I say🤭

AS FOR MY BABY STAR CANDY🥺THE AUDACITY😠 I’ll expect an apology with tears and lots of banana milks😤😤 come here baby I’ll cuddle you while playing with your piercings, run my hands trough your beautiful hair and show you the funniest tiktoks🥺💜🫂 I mean I understand her bc she’s so fucking confused and so fucking paranoid! But In love with her or not he’s just looking out for her, ffs why the fuck she went so hard on him😫😫 but I’ll trust the process🥺

Wheeeeewwwwww This didn’t feel like 15k at alllll it was so good that I read it in a heartbeat 😂 I think this is my fav chapter so far!! Idek how to end this review but just know that you blew my mind again and I love you M💜 you’re amazing!!!!!! Te amo bebé can’t wait to see what the future hold for these two 😍

sfkjdglsdfgjslg I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT 🥺 it's my fault that this chapter was a million years long and i decided to shove pivotal moments in every 2 seconds like i cannot IMAGINE anyone trying to comment on every single thing 🤣 we'd be here all day!!!!

NOT YOU ROASTING THEM FOR BONDING AWKWARDLY LMAOOOOOO listen 🥴 it's their first time being nice they don't know how to do this shit!!!! like uhhhhh here have some food guess i don't hate you all the time alright gotta go 🏃‍♀️ and yessss the AB on the cup!!!! i just had to stick a little callback in there (what am i talking about i stuck so many callbacks in this chapter for no reason sdkfjsldf)

she's such a dummy it's true 🤦‍♀️ your bestie who has been telling you this shit over and over is RIGHT THERE and instead you're???? gonna fuck your feelings away????? ma'am??????? and ofc yoongi had to call her out on it 😏

sdfkfhdgjd YOU ARE PSYCHIC THO !!! you literally sent me that ask the day i drafted that whiskey and trauma bonding scene and i was like 👀 SHE HAS NO IDEA..... 🤭

LMAO THEY RLY WERE STARVING.... my god...... fucking in a private place in a bed for once, can you even believe 😩 and LOL NOT THE HIGHEST FORM OF PRAISE 🙇‍♀️ i had sooooo much fun writing this smut and letting these two dummies finally be a SMIDGE intimate 🫠 also wow now that i think of it i have literally written 3 shower moments in a row lately am i ??? okay ???? what's going on with me

and of course the piss poor communication strikes again.... both between yoongi and reader and with 😭 baby goth 😭 dog dad 😭 didn't deserve this.....

i really really appreciate you calling out reader's state of mind and taking that into consideration tho 💜 i see a lot of people SUPER angry about how she handled it (which, FINE!!! she did it BAD! REAL BAD!) but at the same time - she is not doing well y'all 🤣 that adrenaline rush of thinking she's getting caught is REAL, and she's swimming in her own denial (and i would argue, so was jk 🤭) and a whole lot of hurt/weird yoongi feelings sooooo yes. she fucked up and went aggro on him 😭 but i promise they're gonna work it out ❤️‍🩹

omggggg the favorite chapter so far?!?!?! gahhhh what an honor 🙇‍♀️ i was super scared about posting bc 1. this chapter is fucking THICC lol and 2. it's got so much to it! so many changes!! shit is ramping UP!!!! so it means so much to know you really enjoyed it 🥺 eeeee i love you so much jaz i'm so glad you're enjoying this wild ride!!! GRAMMYS ARE NEXT HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOO 💜

[mtnkat3]

3.37pm

my Love/s... DPOne... DOne & Alll.

Never short sighted my Love/s. Always looking down range... but tooo seeing the ant fall outta the tree & down my boobs. I have always been a very detailed woman. Maybe that gets me into trouble.

And I also have thought about that often my Love/s. Prayers.⚓🙏🙇‍♀️

Then the alcohol. Being as my liver numbers are high... I am concerned for You/Alll & anyone. But I don't hate it. After all, in the middle ages sanitation was so poor that the water was too nasty to drink! Babies drank milk, mead, & mulled ciders...if my memory serves me. I don't hate alcohol. Just hate drunk drivers.

"Nothing is bad if not excessive." Besides,... I got things I wanna do that need to limit my intake. Me... give me sweets. 🙄😉😋😘🥴🤤🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️. I guess its apropos that I love sweets then! Cheeky grin. Honey... cinnamon... Hershey's chocolate/caramel/ butterscotch syrups ... pecans walnuts cashews pistachios sunflower seeds raisins .... omg sweets!!!🤤😉😋😘🙄🤷‍♀️

Shy grin.

I am. ~Your's/s'.~

DPOne, DOne, & Alll. 🔆

3.52pm