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jrueships · 9 months ago

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Do you think Sauce would have a Rayquaza, yes or no?

i think sauce would have a rayquaza that showed up in his early life as a child like fairy oddparents showing up to miserable children. & he did all the research he could on how to treat it right and feed it and love it and care for it and clean it, and they became inseparable friends. He calls it Ray Ray his worm friend and it calls him [ DISTORTED INCOMPREHENSIBLE DIGITAL SCREAM ]. they have their own signature dap using Ray Ray's tiny trex arms and everything. people keep trying to steal ray ray because he's a legendary, but ray ray always wins because common thieves don't have legendaries. and then sauce ran into Aaron Rodgers with his cryptic Deoxys (u guys don't know how much that name hurts my brain to try and type) (i may Have Something) and love of discovering more about pokemon through battle , and Ray Ray didn't win this time

#because rayquaza is so strong #he didnt faint from the battle #but he did fly away #bcs sauce and him only battled for survival and not just for some flashy show all to impress some eerie man with a lot of theories #and frightening dedication to prove them #sauce and ray become besties again dont worry #sauce never showboats it in a battle ever again #it's just his giant worm buddy that flies around him #hes fighting with the sauce roleplay gta mods to put rayquaza in the game somehow #rayquaza watches him stream by hovering over his shoulder like a giant lazy cat #sauce spoils it heavily #it's pampered and cared for like a person #it has a giant aviary where it can fly around and scare birds #sauce treats it like it's his beloved level 1 magikarp that can also kill people if it so pleases #rayquaza hates conflict ever since years & years of babysitting the water whale and the fire godzilla #so sauce has special fuzzy yellow earmuffs for it to wear when he starts 'trolling' ppl online #' hold on ray ray.#....im goin Troll Mode 😼😌😌😌😤😈 😎.'#rayquaza: -W-

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