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( @aquaticsoul ; modern verse ) ->
There's just something about being done with the day that's all too pleasing to him.
Classes are nice and out of the way, his shift at the café is almost over with, and he can finally look forward to a hot shower to get all the stresses of the afternoon washed down the drain.
Whoever said that college was supposed to be the best four years of his life had certainly not been serious. Moving all the way out here away from everything he's ever known to a different timezone entirely is... rough, to say the least. He can barely even talk to his sister, and that's awful enough, but to make everything harder, he chose a major that's extremely demanding of him, picked up a job to pay rent at his apartment since his prior roommate situation had not worked out, and he still has to make time for himself somehow.
But tonight starts the weekend, and for once his weekend is free for him to just relax.
The bell chimes overhead, telling him there's at least one more person to serve before he can start closing - alone, damn his coworker - but...
Well, he can't be too angry with them. A kid shuffles in with an armful of books and a worn instrument case that looks pretty familiar given its odd green coloring.
Was this kid taking lessons with his friend?
Either way, the poor guy looks discouraged, and it's absolutely freezing outside anyway.
"Coming in to hide from the cold?" he asks. "I can make you a warm drink, if you want."
Glancing back down at the card his father had given with the address that his father had gotten through when talking with a patient at his clinic and simply urged Timaeus to take a look, at the very least it would get him out of the house for a bit.
Not exactly what he'd expected from a place that'd teach music, nor did he recall there being a cafe there in the first place but he didn't often come this far into town and the name was right so this had to be it.
Not that he saw any reason to bother, why would this turn out any different then the last four? And he'd managed this long with what little self teaching he'd done, what was so wrong with that.
Timaeus didn't even blame them, most of them had been fairly nice and patient, trying their best to explain something as basic as reading scales but it never made sense to him. Trying to memorize all those dots and lines, what went where, it never made sense and was almost as frustrating as reading and did almost as badly as when he'd had to learn Amestrian in school.
So after the last teacher turned out to be to be a to strict ass that his father quickly put an end not more then a month in he hadn't gone to any since.
That had been several years ago, back when Alec was still around, before the accident. With it taking both his brother and the sight from his right eye. After that he all but closed off to people and had barely even tried playing, sometimes it helped other times it just hurt to much.
With a sigh he adjusted the guitar case slung over his left shoulder, shifting the books the freckled, olive skinned boy pushed the door entering, a dark mess of waves and curly bangs partially covering the right side of his face.
After a small jump in surprise not having even noticed the man at first he removed an earbud looking over in the direction of the speaker, noticing now something of an accent to their voice the second time he spoke. Though couldn't place from where it might be.
He was always a bit impressed whenever he heard some able to speak another language not their own so well, he could only barely flounder through Amestrian.
"Um..." It seemed rude to turn him down but he didn't exactly have much on him at the moment, he gave a small shrug with a 'i don't know' sound "How..how much is it?"
Timaeus glanced around wondering if this really was the right place or if they were even working that day.
"I thought this was a music place,"
#modern verse#so oof little bro passing is real recent#Silent Heartstrings [modern au]#/kid tim#aquaticsoul#he's probably like idk 13-14 (looks younger cause he short af lol)#he probably does own a cane in this verse he's jsut stubborn af about using asf#so his dad tries not to force it even though he'd prefer if he did try to use it more#long post#ahh finally getting to delve into this and also flesh out the early stuff (i have a lot of thoughts in regards to older tim and devil's nes#instead of scales he gets freckles (and also psoriasis but that he tends to keep covered when it flares up)
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The Promises Iâm Making (2023)
Oop, a little late on this this year, but it was really hard to come up with 50 different promises this year. Some years it is so easy, but this year I just drew a total blank. I think the complete unpredictability of the past two years has left me with the sense that I shouldnât try to plan for anything--the wild events of the year might just send those plans up in smoke in an instant!
Still, the show must go on! So, 16 years later, Iâm still making 50 promises a year. Definitely hoping that this year will be better than the last and Iâll be able to keep quite a few more promises, including some of them that have been rolled over for multiple years--maybe, maybe! Without any more ado, here they are:
2023 Promises
1) Work on the Texas house yard. Itâs still never really recovered from the frost that killed everything in 2021 and it looks pretty shabby right now.
2) Get both bedroom floors sanded in the Utah house upstairs.
3) Get the Utah house sprinklers up and working ALL the way for this summer.
4) Actually get the back fence fixed up and the greenery back there trimmed and managed.
4) Put a new sink/vanity in the downstairs bathroom of the Utah house.
5) Related to that, lose at least 20 pounds. 2020-2022 was not kind to me and the stress eating was real.
6) Take my mom on a road trip to one of the U.S. states that she has not been to before.
7) Get back in touch with the allergy specialist to continue working on my allergy/inflammation issues.
8) Go through my closets and donate or throw away clothes that I know I will not wear.
9) Finish at least five books this year.
10) Organize my documents (especially student papers)âmy desktop and documents folders give me nightmares just looking at them.Â
11) Help Kacchan through her first semester as a teacher! Exciting!!
12) Get a decent paper shredder to shred old mail.Â
13) Clean off my back patio/car port area so I can park my car there again.
14) Get the Texas house dishwasher fixed⊠Iâm so tired of washing dishes by hand⊠How do people do this, oof.
15) 100% complete FF16 babyyyyy!!
16) Talk to an HR rep about my retirement savings so that I can consolidate my retirement accounts. I have been putting this off for like five years now.
17) Do at least one artwork to actually use that new paint program I bought.Â
18) Pay my credit debt down by at least $2000. Iâm still paying off the hell year but I hope I can make progress on this.
19) Finish making changes to master courses. No more major revisions!
20) See a zone-tailed hawk. This is another rare-but-possible bird for my area.
21) Attend the FFXIV Fanfest in Las Vegas!
22) Update HaaH at least once. Please, Echo???
23) Get the small leak fixed in the side bathroom of the Texas house and have the faucets replaced.
24) Look into the cost of light housekeeping services to give myself a little more time to do things that arenât work.
25) Catch up with hanging up all the charms/pins Iâve gotten recently on my corkboards; these are just sitting in boxes/bags around the house. D;
26) Use Spotify more often or cancel my Spotify Premium subscription; itâs not worth it if I donât use it.
27) Get an art display book to preserve my great grandfatherâs artworks (which we discovered my now late uncle STOLE from me even though they were willed to me when my grandfather passed away???)
28) Fix the screens on the Texas house.
29) Bird watch at a specific location in Texas. Itâs my secret where since Iâd rather not share my specific location on social media, but letâs hope I can finally make it to this place!
30) Finally get rid of the dirt pile in the front of the Utah house.
31) Sign NeNe (my puppy) up for the intermediate dog training course.
32) This is super nerdy, but my bro got me the FFXIV cookbook and made me promise to actually use it, so I guess Iâd better at least try to make something from it.
33) Take down the remains of the wooden fence posts at the Utah house.
34) Take part in the fitness challenge at work this coming semester.
35) I will remember to take my medicine on time, all the time. Taking them late is messing things up quite a bit.
36) Get a stand for the toaster oven in the break room so we can finally use it!
37) Get my car detailed because the inside really needs to be vacuumed.
38) Go horseback riding on the island. Iâve never ridden on a beach before!
39) Eat healthier. Maybe cutting out snacks is too much to ask, but at least replace some average meals with salads, etc. and overall make an effort to actually eat better. Sometimes the fact that I feel like garbage is my own fault.
40) Wait, I should probably acquire a Playstation 5 so I can actually play my new copy of FF16, lol.
41) Help make sure the new tutoring requirement for the English classes goes over well.
42) Finish decorating the main office. Iâll feel better if my workplace reflects the level of professionalism and school spirit that I envisioned it having this year.
43) Catch every variant of Vivillon in Pokemon Go. Iâm currently missing Icy Snow, Marine, Meadow, Monsoon, Ocean, Polar, River, Sandstorm, Savanna, Sun, and Tundra, if anyone would like to be friends!
44) Try to be more comprehensive with giving feedback to students. Iâm always good at providing detailed comments on essays, but Iâd like to spend more time commenting on smaller assignments too this year.
45) Make sure the retirement party for my coworkers who retired this year goes off without a hitch and honors them well.
46) Take part in more activities on campus; I have a tendency to not attend many events because theyâre in the evening when Iâm tired, but I should really stay more often.
47) Write some Chainsaw Man fanfic for @mistystarshine!
48) Help my parents tear out the carpet in my old childhood bedroom.
49) Do something to destress (massage, pedicure, something?) at least once per month. I gotta take better care of myselfâŠ
50) I will keep my promises!Â
Wish me luck!
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Having just sent you a message the other day about how much I love your historical asks, I realized I have a question myself that you might know the answer to. Iâm a Christian and I have never been able to figure out why Christianity has historically viewed non-procreative sex for pleasure as bad. (And none of my family, including my clergy father, have figured it out either. I think my dad has a bone to pick with Augustine? And I feel like Aquinas also has something to do with this.) But given that Jesus had a body and gives a speech about âthe Son of Man came eating and drinkingâ as though he enjoyed it, how did this whole âthe body is sinful especially the sex partâ thing happen? I have been thinking about this a lot recently for Old Guard reasons, which should surprise no one.
Oof. So, a short and simple question, then. (Sidenote: did they expand ask limits? Because Iâve definitely gotten a couple asks today, including this one, that are longer than usual, rather than forced to space out and hope that Tumblr doesnât eat them.)
The entire history of sexuality in the West and its relationship with Christianity throughout the centuries is obviously a topic that far, far exceeds anything I could possibly cram into this ask, but letâs see if I can hit on some of the highlights. First off, one could remark that some aspects of Jesusâs teaching managed to disappear from the official doctrine of Christianity almost immediately, and for a variety of theological, cultural, and social reasons. As anyone who has a passing knowledge of the late Roman Empire is aware, they were known for being sexually liberate (at least if you were a nobleman, as the freedom certainly did NOT apply to women), and the notorious run of emperors who were having orgies and sleeping with boys and their sisters and hosting nonstop sex parties did a lot to sour early Christianityâs relationship with it. Because pre-Constantine/Theodosian Code Rome was Christianityâs enemy (since Christians refused to perform the traditional civic sacrifices to the Roman gods, which was all that Rome required alongside permitting its citizens to practice whatever other religion they wanted), and because the emperors were such a high-profile example of sexual excess, that became an easy point of critique. Obviously, the Roman polemicists, like every other historian, should not be trusted on EVERYTHING they say about the emperors, but the general pattern is there and well-established. So Christianity, trying to establish its religious and moral bona fides, can easily go, âWell, Caligula/Nero obviously sucks, come join us and live a purer and more moral life!â
Constantine converted in the early fourth century and the Theodosian Code was issued at the end of the fourth century, which made Rome officially Catholic and represented a huge reversal of fortune for fledgling Christianity, helping it expand like crazy now that it was officially sanctioned. However, the Roman Empire was splitting into two halves, west and east, and the development of Greek Christianity in the eastern empire was strongly influenced by ascetic and austere traditions (if youâve heard of the Stylites, i.e. the guys who liked to sit atop poles out in the Syrian desert to prove how holy they were, those are them). The cultural context of denial of the flesh and the renouncing of bodily pleasures also played intensely into the third/fourth/fifth century debates over heresy and orthodoxy. Some of the most vicious arguments came over whether Jesus Christ could have actually had an embodied (and therefore possibly inherently sinful) human body, or it was just a complicated illusion, the âshellâ of a body that his entirely divine nature then inhabited without actually being part of. This involved huge theological arguments over the redemptive nature of the Eucharist and even Christâs sacrifice: was it real/effective/genuine if he didnât REALLY die and suffer the pain of being crucified, and was just assured that heâd be fine ahead of time? So yeah, the question of whether Christ had a real body (because then that might be sinful) was the knock-down, drag-out theological disagreement of the early centuries C.E., and left a lot of hard feelings and entrenched positions in its wake.
Likewise, your dad is correct in having a bone to pick with Augustine, at least in terms of his impact on views of sexuality in the late antique and early medieval Christian church. Augustine is obviously famous for agonizing endlessly over his sexuality/sexual urges in Confessions, his time as a Manichaean, his relationship with a woman and the birth of his son out of wedlock (and if you want a lot of repressed homoeroticism: well, Augustineâs got that too) and how his conversion to Christianity was intensely tied with his renunciation of himself as a sexual being. Augustine also pioneered the nature of the inheritance of Original Sin: therefore, every human who was born was sinful by virtue of sharing in humanityâs legacy from Eveâs transgression in the Garden of Eden. (And yes, obviously, this led to the beginnings of the embedding of clerical and social misogyny. Oh Augustine, I kind of hate you anyway because I had to read the entire goddamn 1000-page City of God during my masterâs degree, but bro, you got a lot to answer for.) This involved EVEN MORE obscure speculations about whether original sin was passed down in male semen, and therefore Jesus was free of it because he was supposedly born divinely to a woman without a male father, but yeah, the idea that sexuality itself was already a suspect thing was fairly well correlated and then cemented by Augustineâs HUGE influence over the early church. Everything post-Augustine incorporated his ideas somehow, and so the idea of bodily pleasures as separating you from divine purpose got even more established.
Then we had the Carolingians in the eighth and ninth centuries, who were the first âempireâ per se in Western Europe post-Rome, and who were also intensely concerned with legislating moral purity, policing the sexual behavior especially of its queens, and correlating moments of political or military defeat with insufficiently virtuous private behavior. The Carolingians likewise passed these ideas onto their successor kingdoms, especially the medieval kingdom of France (which would eventually become the pre-eminent secular power in Western Europe). Then the eleventh century arrived with the Cluniac and Gregorian Reforms (which were interrelated). One of their big goals was for a celibate and unmarried clergy on all levels of holy orders, from humble village priests to bishops and archbishops. Prior to this, clergymen had often been married, and there wasnât a definite sense that it was bad. But because of this, and the idea that a married clergyman wasnât pure enough to provide the Eucharist and would be distracted from his commitment to the church by a wife and family, the Cluniac and papal reformers intensely attacked sex and sexuality as evil. Priests didnât (or rather, were not supposed to) do it, and if you werenât in a heterosexual church-performed marriage and didnât want children, you shouldnât be doing it either. (Did this stop people, and priests, from doing it? Absolutely not, but that was the rhetoric.) This was about when celibacy began to be constructed as the top of the heap in terms of holy lifestyles, for men and women alike and laypeople as well as those in holy orders. NOT having sex was the most virtuous choice for anyone, even if sex was a necessary evil for having heirs and the next generation and so on. (Which is interesting considering that our hypersexualized present attaches so much value to having sex of one sort or another, and the asexual-exclusion types, but yeah, thatâs a different topic for now.)
Of course, when the Cathars (a schismatic Catholic heresy in France and Italy) in the twelfth and thirteenth centuries began attacking ALL materiality and sexuality as irredeemably evil, the Catholic church went a bit like âwhoa whoa thatâs a little too far, hold on now, SOME sex is good, sex can be nice, weâre not actually like those guysâ (even though they had been about a hundred years before). Because Cathar spirituality taught that any kind of attention or indulgence to the body was sinful, that included any kind of sex at all, even married heterosexual intercourse. (Of course, the Cathars themselves didnât always live up to it either; see Beatrice de Planissoles and her Cathar priest lover.) The Catholic church obviously didnât want to go THAT far, so they began rowing back some of their earlier blanket statements about the evilness of sexuality and taught that husband and wife both had a responsibility to offer each other sexual pleasure and fulfillment. Iâve answered many asks about sexual behavior and unions in the medieval era, the arguments over the definition of marriage, and how that changed over time in response to social needs and pressures, so yes. We know what the IDEALS were, and what people were legally supposed to do, but the fact that church writers were complaining about bad behavior, sexual and otherwise, literally the whole time means that, obviously, this did not always match up with reality.
The theories of the Roman physician Galen, which prescribed that female orgasm was necessary to conceive, were also well known and prevalent in the medieval world, which meant that ordinary married couples trying to have children would have had some awareness that female pleasure was supposedly necessary to do it. (This ties into my âit wasnât an unrestrained extravaganza of violent painful rape for women all the time YOU GODDAMN MORONS JESUS CHRISTâ rant, but we will recognize that I have Many Rants. So yes.) Obviously, we canât know what the sex life of individual married couples behind closed doors was actually like, but there were a variety of teachings and official stances on sex and how it was supposed to be done, and as noted in other posts, just because the church thought it is zero guarantee that ordinary people thought that way too. People are people. They (usually) like having sex. They had sex, both gay and straight, married and unmarried, so on and so forth, even if the church had Opinions. Circle of life, etcetera.
Anyway, then the Renaissance arrived (and we just had the âwhy the Renaissance sucked for womenâ ask the other day), which prescribed a reversal of all the comparative sexual and political and social latitude that women had gradually acquired over the medieval era. It very much wanted to see women returned to their silent, domestic, maternal, objet dâarte roles that they had occupied in antiquity, and attacked the actions of women in their public and private lives as one of the major causes of the crises of the late medieval era. (Because you know, misogyny is always a useful scapegoat rather than blaming the powerful men who have fucked everything up, as weâre seeing again right now.) Because the Renaissance is regarded, fairly or unfairly, as the start of the early modern Western world, itâs where a lot of modern gender attitudes and views of sexuality became more explicitly codified and distributed faster than at any point in history before, to a more extensive audience, thanks to the invention of the printing press. Weâve obviously had moves toward sexual liberation and agency in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, and the emergence of the modern feminist and gay rights movements, but now in some ways, weâre back in oddly Puritan attitudes in the twenty-first century. And since America was founded by Puritans, their social attitudes are still embedded in the culture, fanned today by hyper-conservative Protestant evangelicalism. Even though Puritans themselves ALSO, shock surprise, didnât always live up to the stringent standards they preached.
...whoof. Iâm sure Iâm forgetting something, but hopefully that gives you the broad-strokes development.
#history#medieval history#queer history#history of religion#history of sexuality#history of marriage#women in history#long post#good lord that's a lot of tags#emjee#ask
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Welcome to chaldea
Time to explore how the hell Rex even got to chaldea in the first place.
*in a suburban home somewhere in Kansas, laying in his bed was the man who would eventually be thrown into some magical bs*
*phone rings*
Me: *picking up the phone* hola?
Gramps: Hola mijo!
Me: oh hey gramps
Gramps: how are doing today?
Me: I'm fine, and you?
Gramps: bien , muy bien. Hey, you think you can come over? It's kind of important.
Me: uh sure I guess I could.
Gramps: and make sure you come alone
Me: oh... OK.
*later on right outside a pretty dingy looking house*
Me: *driving up to the building*
Me: here we are. Wonder what he needs
*enters the house*
Me: gramps! You in here?!
Gramps: *from another room* over here mijo!
*Rex walks to a room that looks a bit like an office. And there at a desk sat an older kinda short looking Mexican man*
Rex: hey Gramps. You wanted to see me?
Gramps: si mijo! There's something I need to tell you about.
Me: uh sure thing, what is it?
Gramps: ...you ever heard of magic mijo?
Me: *already concerned* uh.... yeah.
Gramps: you think it's all just nonsense and fairy tails don't you?
Me: well all evidence I and the world at large have seen points towards it being bs, yeah.
Gramps: well what if I told you it was all true, and all magic users have been keeping it a secret from the rest of the world?
Me: what like Harry Potter? Well first off I'd be concerned about your mental health somewhat.
Gramps: hahaha, yeah I imagine that's an appropriate reaction. But what if I showed you this *just fucking makes fire appear out of his hands*
Me: .....well then. Is it real?
Gramps: course it's real. Try to feel it
Me: *reaches hand out, it's actually warm* ...how the fuck?
Gramps: like I said, magic! Well we call it thamaturgy, we don't consider it true magic.
Me: then wtf is true magic?
Gramps: the stuff of dreams! The things some true magicians can do are beyond imagination and even comprehension!
Me: well then... why are you telling me all this now? Who else knows?
Gramps: no one else in the family. I've kept this a secret for ages.
Me: ages?! How old are you?
Gramps: oof! I don't even remember! But I will say my earliest memory is of some Spanish fools asking about a golden city. And even then I wasn't exactly a spring chicken
Me: *thinking about how old that could be* holy... so you can keep yourself young with magic?
Gramps: yeah, most mages don't but a few dabble in it.
Me: why keep it a secret for so long? And why start talking now?
Gramps: well to answer your first question, it's because most of mage culture is horrible and lacks morality almost entirely.
Me: ...huh
Gramps: and almost all mages are fools, refusing to adapt with the times. They're obsessed with the old ways, it can get downright pathetic honestly!
Me: interesting... again why now?
Gramps: well I figure it's time to stop extending my life so damn much and open the way for the next generation, as in you!
Me: Me?! You want me start doing magic?
Gramps: yup!
Me: why me? Why not dad or mom or someone?
Gramps: because I've been specifically getting you ready for this. Your magical circuits are the best in the family, the only ones that compare to mine.
Me: ...my what?
Gramps: they're called magical circuits. It's the part of the body that allows people to practice thamaturgy in the first place.
Me: so it's genetic?
Gramps: yeah, almost every generation after me had subpar circuits. Slowly over the generations I did small experiments to ensure that eventually I will have a proper successor. Nothing too bad, no one would've noticed. And you are the culmination of that work.
Me: feels really weird to be called the culmination of your work.
Gramps: yeah, that's an understandable reaction. Don't worry, I never needed to do anything to you. You were born ready to go. I just needed to wait until you were old enough.
Me: alright. So how do we start this? You start teaching me how to do this?
Gramps: early on I did have that in mind, but then a friend of mine starting working on something that I think would be better. You see, in the world of magecraft I'm actually kinda infamous. I'm a bit of a black sheep compared to the rest of magus society. Instead of focusing on 1 type of magecraft I decided to travel all around and learn as much as I could.
Me: so you're a bit of a jack of all trades?
Gramps: yeah, that's a good way to put it. I made many friends and enemies in my travels. And many want to know all the secrets I have, because I know forms of magecraft that many would love to get their hands on. For example, I'm ages old but don't look a day over 80 right?
Me: yeah.
Gramps: usually for other mages to achieve this many sacrifices are made, like sanity or their bodies start to deteriorate. But not me! I have access to magecraft that's long since died out.
Me: damn
Gramps: and all those secret will go to you. Or atleast most that I can give. And automatically once I die, all my enemies will be your enemies.
Me: WHAT!?
Gramps: but! Then I heard a friend of mine, from the animusphere family started working on something called the Chaldea security organization. And he needs mages, I talked to him and ensured that you'll join. And in return he'll ensure no one can get to you.
Me: so I'll go their to learn instead of you?
Gramps: yup! Soon enough I'll transfer my crest, which what'll you need to get started, you'll receive a phone call to confirm your participation. Then eventually someone will come get you, and you'll get started from there.
Me: so it's like a job? And is it OK for them to get someone so new to this?
Gramps: they just need bodies, and yeah it's basically a job. But you'll be staying there. So I'm basically forcing you to finally be independent and move out of your parent's home
Me: I'm only 20, it's not that bad.
Gramps: still, this has been set in motion. Are you prepared for what's coming?
Me: not even remotely! But I have very little say do I?
Gramps: nope!
*eventually after a few days, Gramps transfered his crest over to Rex. Eventually Gramps passes, and Rex just waited*
*phone rings*
Me: hello?
*a female voice is heard*
Olga: hello, this is the director of the chaldea security organization. I have a note from the previous director to call this number on this day. Are you the successor of that... unique magus who passed recently?
Me: yes I am.
Olga: and am I correct to assume that you've been informed of your involuntary recruitment into this organization?
Me: yup
Olga: ok, I'm not going to force you to join but I will say it is in your best interest to join. Once other magus find out about you, and they will, you will likely not be safe.
Me: yeah, he made that clear. I've already prepared myself to join
Olga: excellent, a car will be coming tomorrow to take you to a plane. From there you'll be taken here.
Me: alright then. Is that it?
Olga: that's all, see you soon enough
*the phone is hung up*
Me: kind of annoying being thrown into this. But from what I've heard it could be worse. *looks at an envelope left by gramps*
*on the envelope it says "don't open until you get there, and make sure to bring the feather"*
Me: *holding said feather* he gave me this thing ages ago. So I guess this was him getting me ready for all this? Wth does a feather have to do with magic anyways?
*the next day on the plane*
*Rex is seated next to a pair of twins*
Rikka: *trying to start conversation* hey there!
Me: hi
Rikka: what's your name?
Me: you can call me Rex
Rikka: well hey there Rex! You can call me Rikka, and this is my brother Rikko!
Rikko: *is sleeping*
Rikka: *elbows him* wake up bro!
Rikko: huh? What?
Rikka: so why'd you decide to join up?
Me: was kinda forced into this by gramps
Rikka: your grandpa forced you to join?
Me: oh, he's not actually my grandpa. Everyone in my family just called him that because he's older. And yeah I was forced essentially, because a lot of magus don't like him apparently. And as his successor I'm apparently going to have a target on my back. But he said the director would promise my safety if I joined so... yeah
Rikka: well that's kind of messed up! But that's mage culture for ya!
Me: man every time I hear about mage culture, it's non-stop misery and dread
Rikka: do you not know much about mage culture?
Me: no! Just a month ago, magic would've been considered fairy tale nonsense to me! But now I'm being thrown into something I barely understand to stay safe from who knows what!
Rikko: that's very weird. Normally it's driven into your head from birth
Me: but not me! Even the rest of my family knew nothing until I showed them some of the basic spells gramps taught me! He's left me with very little while throwing me into this crazy world. It's kind of weird because he was always that cool relative that was a blast whenever he visited! But now he's the man who threw me into this magic hell and then died! All he's left me with is this journal to figure out basic magecraft and this bite and feather
Rikko: feather? Why the feather?
Me: good question. The note might explain but it says to wait until we get there.
Rikka: well when you do open it can you tell us?
Me: sure I guess
Me: but I've gone on long enough, why are you guys joining?
Rikko: well we just needed some work and independence, and our parents heard about this place and said we should join up
Me: that's it?
Rikka: yup!
Me: huh, ok then
*eventually once at chaldea and after the huge presentation at the beginning the 3 are walking towards their rooms*
Me: man you two kept falling asleep, if I weren't there to keep you guys awake who knows how the director would've reacted. And also thankfully that Mash girl told us the right way to go to our rooms
Rikka: *still sleepy* yeah, thanks for that. And thanks Mash
Rikko: *also sleepy* so where's our rooms anyways?
Me: *stopping at a door* right here it seems
Rikka: cool! Let's get in to read your note already!
Me: don't you want to get into your rooms first?
Rikka: that can wait! I'm too curious right now!
Me: alright then
*the door opens and sitting on the bed is a man with long red hair tied in a pony tail is seen eating cake, along with him is a dark skinned woman with dark purple hair*
Me: uh...
Rikka: hey there?
Rikko: did you get the wrong room?
Me: no... it says right on the paper
*the two on the bed stand up*
Romani: oh sorry about that we were just kind of taking a quick break, this room had been empty for so long we just used it to hang out.
Me: huh... well sorry but I've been assigned to this room.
Rikka: who are you guys anyway?
Romani: I'm Romani Archaman, the head doctor around here though most people call me Dr. Roman. And this lovely woman is my wife, and assistant
Mrs. Archaman: hello there
Me: oh the head doctor huh? Interesting
Rikko: nice to meet you doc
Rikka: ...you guys both have fluffy hair
Roman: yeah we get that a lot
Mrs. Archaman: mostly me though. People always want feel my hair
*out of nowhere comes a little white animal*
Roman: oh is that the fabled mystery creature Mash told us about?
Mrs. Archaman: oh how cute!
Me: wtf is he?
Rikko: squirrel?
Rikka: cat?
Roman: no idea, my first time seeing him
Roman: come here little guy, I'll give you a treat
Fou: fou fou!
Roman: wait a minute, what's with the pitying look in his eyes!?
*all of a sudden the lights go out, thanks to the explosion*
Well that's the pretty much the story
Really wanted to finally show how Rex got into chaldeas in the first place.
Tagging some folks @panyum @grievouslyxorvia @gxymlky @hasereshdoneanythingwrong
Kinda wonder if people will realize who the mysterious wife is
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The week in review:
Raw 09/21 NXT 09/23 NXT UK 09/24 Smackdown 09/25 Clash of Champions 09/27 + Main Event 09/24
Raw:
Billieâs not wrong. None of these people are wrong. That title has fallen so fucking far since Becky held it, Jesus.
Interesting to see Billie Kay be somewhat (?) supportive of Peyton. Manager?
I implore women to stop using red eyeliner unless youâre trying to look possessed.
Oh at least Mickieâs gonna have her last match with her snazzy pants on.
God that theme music is so outdated.
If there was one person on the roster that could convince me they wrestled in the Divaâs era, itâd be Mickie James.
Beautiful Octopus, dare I say best in the division. Look at those crossed legs. Just beautiful, Zelina.
Man it was cool watching Zelina reverse the powerbomb attempt into a rollup, but Mickie couldnât be bothered to get her shoulders down for a 2 count before the reversal. Shame.
Zelina needs an increase to her speed to pull off the style sheâs going for, but itâs a fun style.
oof I think Mickie actually caught Zelinaâs forehead with that high kick.
Seated Senton off the top rope is garbage and I hate it.
Lmfao Zelina won with a backstabber. Sheâs literally Sasha-lite. Okay.
Word was Bianca was the star of the pc combine, right? So if you wanna showcase her strength, do it against someone I fucking know lmao. Who was this bro? Of course sheâs stronger than a nobody in the pc. Friggin Alexa Bliss can effortlessly give piggy back rides to Sheamus. Thatâs impressive, because I know how strong and big he is. This couldâve been done better is all Iâm saying. Maybe do a sitdown interview with her pc peeps hyping her up, or show footage of her blowing everyone in the combine out the park. Idk.
Ruby stop hyping up Nia and Shayna individually, individually they suck lol lesbireal.
So did Ruby just give Liv her shirt? âŠYou know what, it works, Iâm not gonna dig into this.
I feel like all women use the same starting moves against Nia and itâs a little tired ngl. They do this headscissors into a standing crucifix hold, and then slide down to try and roll her up. Then she picks them up and headbutts them. Come on peeps.
Mk just throw Lana through another table, sheâs as useless in the ring (kf wise) as Liv is on commentary (non-kf wise)
Let me rewind, how did Nattie get taken out this time? A punch again. COOL. Nattie confirmed worst tag partner in the history of the division.
Lmfao rip Lana. Bye.
Wow we just said fuck entrances huh? Ugh God. Imagine Becky not getting an entrance as a damn champion.
So Peyton forgoes jumping for the German suplex, which couldâve resulted in her landing on Asukaâs head, and her reaction is to laugh. Consummate professional. Becky Lynchâs optic cranial nerve injury (caused by a failed German suplex) called, it canât seem to find the humor.
Idk what that double underhooked move was by Peyton, but it was nice.
What bothers me about Peytonâs spinning heel kick, is as high as she gets it, she only hits people with her calf. Awkward to see.
That attempted transition into the Asuka Lock was... something.
Highlight: Lana going through the table
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NXT:
Did Tegan say âwhy meâ to Candice fucking her knee up with a metal pipe? Somebody get this girl some tissues.
Haha watching Tegan writhe in pain is funny. Candice gets points. And I do not like giving Candice points.
Really appreciate Rheaâs theme after hearing so much generic garbage lately. Sheâs so done with nxt as a performer, she has passed literally all of them by.
Not to be that person, but seeing so many people in the ring together bothers me. If one person was sick, literally all of them are sick now. Itâs just kinda yikes.
Did they forego having a crowd? If so, wise. Thereâs enough ppl in the ring and at ringside.
Rhea fucking yeeted that girl into the barrier lmaooo.
â...Marina Shafir whoâs done some great things on Raw Underground recently,â lmao sure.
The absolute half-assed attempt by that girl to pull herself up before Rhea booted her down to the floor was questionable.
So adding all these random peeps from the pc to this battle royal was done solely to have Raquel and Rhea flex for their feud in 4 months, huh.
Kacy does cool shit, wbk lmao. Gets kicked out, lands on her back, rolls into a handstand, rotates, pulls herself up into the ring using her feet on the ropes; gets kicked out, lands on the side of the guardrail, pulls herself up, uses the plexiglass to help balance herself, jumps onto the stairs; gets kicked out, lands on the side of the guardrail, stands on Kaydenâs shoulders and gets chauffeured back to the ring. Brilliant. Would be overkill in a Royal Rumble, but it works here.
R&R eliminate each other/themselves together. Fitting. Dakota âhelp me Iâm useless on my ownâ Kai is shook.
Why is Indi in the top 5? Or top 7? How is this girl so damn prestigious??
Kacy really just slung herself around the ringpost. Iâm becoming a fan of her antics/performances in multiwomen matches.
I see Shotziâs character is, âI come so close yet cannot manage to touch the gold.â I feel for her... cuz I canât stand Candice.
Boooo
I love how Io carries herself. Sheâs a shining example of not allowing her heritage to hold her back or make her feel unimportant. She responds in Japanese, and without missing a beat, translates in perfectly spoken and quick English. Never dances, never smiles, never looks like a chump. Serious and answers the damn question. She gets points.
Highlight: Kacy shenanigans
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NXT UK:
Lol I love KLR so much. Just ducks out of the ring the first time sheâs bested.
âKLR is well versed in mental manipulation,â that she is. Sheâs honestly a top competitor in that sense; equal to the likes of Sasha and Charlotte when it comes to psychology.
Piperâs got power. Ragdolling KLR here.
Thatâs right, performing with Charlotte Flair at wm is an accolade one can only hope to achieve (Iâm annoying I know) no but seriously, KLR vs Becky Lynch? Take my money.
Nice Superkick, nice Tornado ddt.
Dear ref, stop yelling at her and restart the count. Dweeb.
Lmao self inflicted wreckage of her knee.Â
This ref is a walking headache. Weâre now getting into the autumn of overbooked womenâs matches. And UKâs first title match back. Yikes.
That senton was awkward and looked painful af for KLRâs neck. If youâre gonna risk that move while selling a leg injury, make sure you have more space to correct your landing.
I almost wish that turnbuckle came undone naturally because KLR is already such a good seller, but Iâm gonna assume this is a worked move since itâs been left exposed.
Yeah see there are issues with that spot. Positives: KLR didnât purposefully undo the turnbuckle, so itâs not on her to give another title match; the spot has potential, as Iâm guessing that would be genuinely painful. Negatives: Piper is too big of a woman to hit the lower turnbuckle doing the cannonball, so she ended up hitting the middle... which was padded. Good ending on paper if you donât do the equations, but poor execution. Not Piper nor KLRâs fault though.
Slow pacing and I hate overbooked garbage, but this obviously isnât the only match theyâre having so *shrug*
Highlight: Clean tornado ddt, and I do love KLRâs selling
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Smackdown:
Lol Bayley has her chair. She automatically gets a point every time I see it.
Top of the ramp this time? Okay, sure.
Stop cutting to the fancams, production. I donât care about their reactions.
A fine enough promo to move along both of her angles, but production sucks. Wbk though.
â...one of the most complex personalities,â which personality of Alexaâs are we referring to, though?
Their timing on her pyro was off and now Iâm sad. The pops during the breakdown leading into the fountains are fucking amazing and honestly cannot be topped by any of the other women.
When did Alexa stop wearing her gloves to the ring? Probably when she turned face. Shame.
She just called Lacey bitter, southern tea, and you know what? What a fucking drag. Imagine bitter southern tea. As someone who was raised in the south, that is a disgrace to southern tea. Sweet sun tea or pass.
Look at Alexa: selling Laceyâs strength, full of agile speed, and yet hereâs Lacey not even bothering to put her shoulders down for her pin attempt. SAD.
A problem I consistently have with SD in particular is how they set up commercial breaks. They always do something dramatic, cut to commercial, come back and shitâs always completely different. How you gonna cut from Alexa leading and hearing the Fiendâs laugh, to return to Lacey in charge ???
Dear Cole, why are you calling her Alexis lol. Like I know thatâs her real name but, hello??
oof Alexaâs midsection is beet red.
Lacey has not been putting on a âclinicâ stop tossing that term around, Cole. Good bump by Alexa though.
Love how Lacey doesnât mind landing flat when her moonsault misses. Respect. Her and Charlotte both eat that so perfectly.
LOVE how the monitors of people turned into Fiendâs face. POINTS.
Itâs like sheâs reverted back to her heel persona. This is literally 2016 Bliss, right? Right??
Roman is a large, strong, intimidating guy... but holy shit the visual of 5âČ1 Alexa staring daggers into the back of his head is intense af. I almost complained that he cut off her exit, but well done with the continuity.
Highlight: Iâm really digging the Alexa/Fiend story
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Clash of Champions:
Loving the red roots, hate the eyeshadow.
See, if Asuka wants to fuck around in the ring, you wonât hear me complain. I just wish she took her non-wrestling segments more seriously.
The patience Asuka gave Zelina to set up the arm kick was dumb.
âA hard arm bar by Asuka,â he says, even though her legs were completely bent. Easy on the credit given plz.
Zelina telegraphs too much. None of the bumps she takes ever catch me by surprise.
In the spirit of being fair, put your fucking shoulders down and let her attempt a pinfall, Asuka.
Haha Sasha-lite did meteora in the corner.
Nice roll into a kick, half point for Zelina.
No you donât get to sell frustration or disbelief yet, thatâs not buyable.
I donât know wtf Zelina was going for with that counter before the Asuka Lock, but honestly idc. Couldâve been a kickoff match indeed. State of Beckyâs title btw.
Every week itâs the same shit with Asuka. She gets on the mic, speaks Japanese, barely accomplishes anything, then gets interrupted/slapped/attacked... with dancing and smiling inbetween. I really wish she was more like Io.
Nikki isnât âmedically cleared to competeâ, and the tag team titles arenât being defended. My memory is fuzzy but wasnât there some covid concerns going around back then? Was that just baseless speculation?
Love that Bayley turned this into an opportunity to be a bigger douche than she already was lol.
IS SHE DOING A VICTORY LAP LMAO
I want to hate this from a smarky âgive other women a chanceâ perspective, but Bayley is an ass and this is great for Asuka to build credit as a face, and after being made to look foolish yet again. Lesgo.
Lol sounded like Bayley said, âyou think you can cuck me?â Iâm sure she didnât. Iâm choosing to believe she did though.
I never know exactly who to blame when Asukaâs Codebreaker looks ugly, but I swear Charlotte is the only one it looks impactful with. Sell job isnât the problem, but taking that actual move is always dicey af.
Great kick by Asuka. Rekt.
Bayley says nah fuck this rofl. Fair ending; a fun little sprint of meaningless jabs.
âChairwoman of SDâ I like that too, Graves. Points to you.
LMAOOO Bayley set that shit up perfectly kekekek whatâs up Sasha.
She be looking fucking incredible, but that neckbrace is a mega bummer.
Character wise, Iâm surprised Bayleyâs choosing to dole out punishment rather than taking her title and bolting.
Welp maybe she should have, Sasha going to town lmao.
oof peep that red line going down Bayleyâs arm. eesh. Welts all over her back.
Highlight: Sasha beating the shit out of Bayley with a kendo stick
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*BONUS*
Main Event:
You donât pan the camera over to fucking commentary during Biancaâs entrance. Do better @ production.
Ruby puts her confidence in Liv even though everybody knows Bianca is winning this match lmao.
LOVE Livâs boots.
like 20 seconds into the match and itâs already 10x better than the Bianca vs Billie Kay one. Donât even waste a spot on Main Event for Billie Kay. No, Iâm not not sorry for saying that.
Itâs not that I hold issue with Biancaâs showboating or mannerisms, but itâs all so much more fitting for a heel.
Beautiful stalling suplex, but Liv is rather small.
Beautiful distance on that dropkick to Liv. Liv gets points for throwing herself so far.
We have enough women who rip their shirts off deep into matches, me thinks. Donât need it from Liv as well.
Momentum couldâve been split better, but that was a decent match.
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*Clash of Champions would be my highlighted event mostly thanks to Bayley, but if thatâs a cop out, Iâll give a slight nod to Smackdownâs handling of Alexa.
#wwe#issa review#feel free to ignore these#cuz who tf cares lesbihonest#today's props goes to:#bayley
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Answer the prime numbered questions for the writers' ask meme!
Bold of you to assume I remember enough from math class in high school to know which numbers are prime EDIT: THERE ARE A LOT MORE PRIME NUMBERS THAN I THOUGHT THERE WERE (yes I had to google it I am not a Designated Math Gay)
1. Tell us about your WIP!
Iâm currently posting Here We Go Again, which is the sequel to There From The Start where Blaine is the 12th member of the OG New Directions in season one! Itâs actually a fic I didnât realize would end up being so close to my heart but like I finished it the other day and big oof I was a sad girl.
2. Where is your favorite place to write?
Since covid? My room lol
3. What is your favorite/least favorite part about writing?
My favorite part is coming up with the emotional scenes which usually just come to me in the form of dialogue! Iâm a total slut for drama or the result of emotional buildup
My LEAST fave part is like... coming up with a story that makes fucking *sense* around those bits lmaooooooo
5. Top five formative books?
(Iâm gonna include fic in this)
All the other ghosts
LITTLE NUMBERS CHANGED MY LIFE OKAY
The Percy Jackson and the Olympians series
Perfect Chemistry which was just this trashy romance/drama novel (or maybe it wasnât that trashy and Iâve been conditioned to think romance novels are trashy bc they focus on women) that got passed around in eighth grade and DEFINITELY started my addiction to love stories
Change of Heart by Jodi Picoult. I think this is one of my favorite books of all time. Itâs so fucking beautiful and heartbreaking and I think I need to give it a re read tbh
7. Favorite/most inspirational book?
Oof this is so fucking hard. Iâm not gonna say change of heart just bc I already used that one, so... Sing You Home also by Jodi Picoult just... fucks me right up man. And itâs gay. AND ITS GAY WITH A HAPPY ENDING. AND ITS NOT FIC CAN U BELIEVE?
11. What are you planning to work on next?
Iâm kind of nervous about my next project actually, because itâs not a type of story Iâve ever tackled before and idek how to summarize it without making it seem like itâs about something itâs not??? Idek I know Iâm not making sense lmaooooo
Basically, itâs Kurt and Blaine adjusting to life after being reunited after 7 years. I actually finished the first chapter today! Itâs going to be called Amidst the Chaos :) Iâm very excited but also kind of nervous bc I also donât have all of it entirely fleshed out but weâll see what happens!
13. Describe your writing process
Bro. I have no process.
Jk, recently, Iâve been going to my room, turning off my lights, and turning on my instrumental music playlist (Schubert, my dude, you got me through the last few chapters of HWGA) other than that... I guess I make a rough outline and then sort of figure things out as I go???
17. What things (scenes/topics/character types) are you most comfortable writing?
Scenes: I love awkward/uncomfortable/funny situations. They are my CRACK
Topics: characters discussing their family and friends
Character: I could be wrong but I feel like Iâm pretty good at writing Finn?
19. How do you cope with writerâs block?
Take a break. Go for a walk. Read something new. Read something old of mine that I liked. Work on one shots that I forgot about like theyâre a pallet cleanser. Go back and try to write and nothing comes to me AGAIN. Force my self to take a break for REAL this time. Wash, rinse, repeat.
23. Most anticipated upcoming books?
I donât think I read enough books anymore to answer this, but some of my friends are working on things that I am very VERY excited to read! (Yes Brit and Adri this is about yâall)
29. Is writing more of a hobby or do you write with the intention of getting published?
100% a hobby. Cheaper than therapy!
37. Do you ever write long handed or do you prefer to type everything?
Sometimes I do write on pen and paper! I feel like your brain works differently when that happens. Some of my best things have come from writing on pen and paper, I think.
41. Are there any books you feel have shaped you as a writer?
This is gonna sound stupid, but I think the Captain Underpants series had a huge impact on me... HEAR ME OUT: I love comedy, I love to laugh, I love to make other people laugh, and those books were some of the first books that had me CACKLING as a child and I was like âOH WORM?â So I make sure to keep most of my stories light with humor!
43. How do you deal with rejection?
Usually I just bitch about it in private with my friends đđ but I like to think I take *constructive* criticism pretty well!
47. Single or dual/multi POV?
I think it really depends on the story, but overall dual/multi. Itâs something I still struggle with on some scenes because Iâm like I WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THIS CHARACTERS EXACT REACTION AND THOUGHTS but like it just ainât their time to shine đ
53. What is the first line of your WIP?
AIGHT AIGHT AIGHT
This is from the next chapter of Here We Go Again:
âHe hit her in the face?â Kurtâs voice rang from the other end of the line.
This is from my not yet posted WIP, Amidst the Chaos:
Table fiveâsriracha sauce, he thinks to himself.
And this one is from one I may or may not tackle (but if I do itâs gonna be called Cruel Summer bc Iâm s slut for t swizzle):
In the seven years that theyâve known each other, Blaine has neverânot onceâliked a single boyfriend Sebastian has introduced to their friend group.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK!!! It was super fun :))) đ„°
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'Cause You're My Boy Live Blogging
The Frank/Drake show. Apparently, the production is bad but some people still enjoy the story and pairing. I watched episode 1 part 1 and 2 before but got sidetracked, so here's to finishing it now.
Episode 1 (August 1)
1-1
Did I notice Khaotung the first time I started watching this? I remember seeing AJ/JJ here but not Khaotung so maybe not? I think I've grown more fond of Khao recently, so I hope he shows up often
something about it really is so high school boys. I feel some envy for being a boy in high school
lol the porn selling
1-3
This show... should I drop it before I get too deep into it? Becaus the production and editing is truly bad
1-4
This public attempt at humiliating Tee by giving him gay porn in a cafe is killing me
They call his father Muad Moo instead of dad or whatever, that's interesting. Is Muad a different title that's still respectful or are they on a first name basis. very interesting parent child dynamic because Mork is straight up selling porn right in front of his father as well
jizz-covered pants I'm dead
oh dang, they're just teasing each other and playing around while Mork washes Tee's hair. The animosity's kinda gone?
oh they used to know each other?! And haven't seen each other for 3 years
"Are you or aren't you?" did Tee just try to kinda kiss Mork?
Okay interesting episode despite it being badly made. It's like... raw in a way other shows aren't. It's not polished but that also means we get to see the pimples and pores in the characters' faces, we get to see Mork and his family actually doing their job (not some random ambassador who goes abroad) and living in their barbershop apartment. It's very teenage boy-ish with the porn and the jizz, as well; neither character is shy about it. Also I'm curious about the family dynamics, they seem so freaking chill with each other.
Episode 2 (August 1)
2-1
The budget for this show could not have been more than 3 dollars
ngl I'm confused by how they've become so buddy buddy again so quickly since there was so much animosity but I guess they just decided to be friends again and put that little thing behind them
Oof, already got some teasing for being gay (even though they're not even dating yet)
a mention of masturbation
Tee's been calling his own other phone while he said that's his gf's phone number? hm
"I like dudes. No! I am a dude."
Okay I remember something about this having fake dating, so I guess there's that
2-2
This is so cringe I'm passing away T.T
2-3
...wait, are the girls gay? "Break up with Tee" "Who I like/date is none of your business" "I care about you! Your business is mine"
oh lmfao immediately followed by "You're not my type, Ching" I mean this wouldn't stop anything in a BL storyline but I probably would've heard something if they got a GL sideplot
Neo and Phuwin are really endearing
lmfao this condom discussion and being inexperienced. It feels so... real somehow like raw and unpolished and teenagers in high school
2-4
bro they got the oishi sponsorship but how is their budget still like 300 baht. even in this scene Frank's voice is hardly being picked up
this could be cute but it's just so badly made like Mork pushing Tee before leaving who falls and Mork coming back to check up on Tee even though he's mad could be so good. The director or editor or whoever just can't build up tension or get the emotions across
still, something about it is sooo raw like when Mork's character puts his hands on Tee's face to warm him up but then gets awkward and is like ahh what the hell am I doing? it's endearing
The series continues to have a ton of shortcomings in the technical department but something about it is still so raw as if these are real high school boys. The way they talk about sex or innuendos without shyness and with lots of cheekiness and teasing but also they don't have experience with dating or sex and so are awkward with what's going on is endearing and seems real
Episode 3 (August 2)
3-1
The boner at the drop of a hat. bro this is so teenage boy i wish i had been a boy as a teenager
3-2
Gord spending 20k baht to get those insta followers for Morn's IG of the barbershop... rip
Mork getting a nosebleed looking at Tee's photo and zoning in on his bulge lol
3-3
This show is actually about porn. The main characters are Mork, Tee, porn, and side characters Morn and Gord are below them
gonna try to figure out if his fake-boyfriend is gay by showing gay porn. "watch porn now, eat later"
foiled plan. fake-boyfriend refuses to watch porn and is instead like Mork, give me a hug"
planning some underage drinking
3-4
I wanna know what Muad means because is it actually his name? Mork was like "Swadee krap, Muad" when entering and wai-ed to him, so it's still respectful enough to be addressed in this situation
naurr not the "someone else can eat it" thrown back at Tee
Morn literally just calls Tee "Brother's Boyfriend" literally just "Faen Hia" instead of "P'Tee" or something
Gord and Morn use the same phone? Also, Gord's so worried about Morn being scammed/in danger at the shoot or whatever, it's cute
um ?
Episode 4 (August 3)
4-1
well the porn test backfired
the woman who plays the teacher/supervisor?/punishment dweller is so cute and pretty
4-2
a school lesson about love which focuses on queerness
oh, the teacher person knows Tee? Siblings?
4-3
poor Morn, everyone could see that scam a mile away but I'm glad they escaped unscathed. Also I assumed Gord/his family had some money considering he spent 20k baht to help Morn's insta following but my guy's father has an expensive car (that the show can't afford but y'know it's supposed to be) and a bodyguard chauffeur person.
Gord/Morn are freaking endearing
4-4
I knew the sexual assault was coming but it's like like... agh yeah skipping through
Episode 5 (August 4/5)
5-2
So what are Morn and Tee? a situationship where they both know they like each other? or are they like dating/in a relationship?
5-3
Like it's not that it's not cute but I'm bored
5-4
have I seen this bridge before? Is it the same one as SOTUS? Anyway, they're officially boyfriends now.
bro what how can you hear Tee saying "we'll meet tonight" on the phone and just start leaving lmfao. I mean Tee does say that he's Bam so the intuition isn't wrong but talk about dramatics lol
I just don't care is the thing.
August 08: Okay I'm making the executive decision... to drop this lol Momentous because this is the first BL I'm dropping I think? but I'll put it On Hold in MDL just in case. I actually stopped watching this after watching the first two parts of episode 1 many weeks ago so maybe I should've just stopped there. Or maybe it's foreshadowing that I'll pick it back up again and finish it?
I stopped at Episode 5, which is when theyâve gotten together and itâs all happy, so Iâm not like curious at all about what happens next lol. The show had really different and raw depictions of teenage boys that we don't tend to see in BLs and I enjoyed that aspect but the technical aspects are so bad + since I'm kind of going through a BL slump, that combined with the fact that I've been busy with schoolwork means I haven't gotten attached to the show since I'm watching at a snail's pace.
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Yay! Analysis is back! Titanic: In Concert went well!! And yes, I am thinking up an Ed, Edd n Eddy/Titanic crossover. Itâs needed!
Anyway Ed grabs the cul-de-sac kids attention tearing up the football field and catapulting everyone into the air.
The football coach wonât be happy about that? Speaking of which isnât Kevin an assistant gym teacher? Or is that only in Hanky Panky Hullabaloo. Itâs implied that Kevin does not get the best grades. Like Eddy, he doesnât see the point in school. He cares about football. Itâs his passion. In order to stay on the team he has to keep a steady grade point average which stresses him out. Kevin will do anything he can do boost up his grades.
I love this screenshot!
Jonnyâs reaction wins! Jimmy comes is second.
Ed hands out missing posters to everyone. He even places a sign on a coffee mug.
I just thought of a sad connection. In a few episodes from now Smile For the Ed takes place. Billions of copies of Eddyâs embarrassing school photo will be made and passed around to the whole school. The picture of Eddy that Ed draws is almost similar to how his school photo comes out.
Kevin and Nazz are the only ones who are in pain. And they tend to hide their pain as they donât know how to express themselves.
Ed:Â I have lost my Eddy. Trip you might over him, as he is short and squirrels like to pelt him with nuts.
Do squirrels like to pelt Eddy with nuts because he stole them back in season 1? How come we never see this happen? It adds to the uncertainty regarding why all the characters dislike Eddy? Even Ed and Edd donât understand Eddy. Big Picture Show finally clears up lingering questions if they have thought about their secretive friend.
This subject was recently brought up today regarding that Eddyâs parents know more about Eddy than anyone else. Thatâs understable. The family has hit a lot of rocks in the road. Eddy is still hurting from Bro whether he knows it or not. Eddyâs parents have cut off all communication via Bro.
Speaking of Bro, he is lingering the shadows of Eddyâs mind during the episode. When going back to rewatch the series after the movie I like how the creators had subtle scenes where viewers could feel his presence. He is an important part of Ed, Edd n Eddy.Â
Bro made Eddy feel like a nobody. By turning into somebody else Eddy believes that he can get rid of all the curel accusations Bro has either said or thought about him. Or maybe Bro has never said anything to hurt Eddy. Itâs all in Eddyâs mind.
Itâs not healthy to keep your thoughts locked inside your head.Â
Okay, you know what I just realized? Rolf didnât take part in the dog pile!! A subtle sign that he doesnât feel one with the cul-de-sac kids!
Also, I made a remark that Rolf is the character who never states anything negative about Eddy. Nazz and Jonny donât say anything mean, either.Â
Jimmy is beyond excited that his wish came true.
Werenât you disturbed you believed your wish came true in season 3? Jimmy is a very dark character.
And Sarah quips, âGood riddance.â
I donât know if anyone else has noticed this detail but Sarah has known Eddy her whole life, most likely since she was a baby. Every Which Way but Ed reveals that Ed and Eddy have known each other since they were babies. So, Eddy has hung around with Ed only deal with baby Sarah.Â
Eddy has always bothered Sara, and vice versa. Unlike Kevin, Eddy wants to be on Kevinâs good side even when he knows that Kevin doesnât like him. Eddy sees Kevin as Bro. In a way Sarah is Bro. She bosses Ed around and gets her way. Thatâs what turns Eddy off from Sarah! She reminds Eddy of the person he idles but had a abusive relationship with. Eddy is still trying to comes to means with his past.
In Big Picture Show Eddy and Sarah never interact! I find that strange, and yet it works pretty well. Eddy is congratulated by all the cul-de-sac kids and is accepted. Sarah hugs Ed and is seen having a conversation with Edd. Witnessing this brutal event changed Sarah. It overwhelmed her too. And sheâs only a kid.Â
I love how Eddy runs in front of Kevin to stop him. Itâs so cute!
I headcanon the real Eddy to be very nervous and shy. Heâs not actually loud. Eddy has not yet recognised himself behind the Bro mask. Itâs easy to deduce that Eddy will go through an identity crisis post BPS. The guilt chews him up making him feel angry, upset along with the many other emotions heâs kept bottled up for years. Eddy will most likely attend therapy to help cope.
âCarlâ asks who this good looking Eddy kid is.
Eddy will either disguise himself or fake his own death just to see how people really feel about him. And that is very disturbing. Eddy is not in the best mental health. Especially after growing up with Bro. Itâs heavily implied that heâs a sociopath who enjoys hurting others for a laugh.Â
Eddy grew up very differently from Bro. His parents were mature while they may have still been teenagers at the time of Broâs birth. Eddy is a more emotional person. Although he will go against authority he still follows it understanding right and wrong.Â
Side Note: Is anyone else obsessed with that little string of hair sticky out from âCarlâsâ attire. Eddy doesnât care about the outer appearance. Itâs all about inner. Himself. Who he is.
Wardrobe means everything to Eddy. Just look at his closet! Eddy is all about outer. He doesnât want anybody to catch on to who heâs hiding on the inside. Nobody can know about the struggle. They wonât understand because Eddy has yet to understand.
Kevin crumples up the drawing.
âDonât sweat it, Carl! Something youâll never be! A dork!â
Who else is love with this Eddy pose? Heâs so vulnerable. It does not look like a post Eddy would stand in? Again, watch the way Eddy moves once heâs Carl. He doesnât walk with that bounce or with his hands in his pockets. A few months ago an anon pointed out that walking with your hands in your pockets reflects someone who is uncomfortable or unsure.
Eddy has always followed Bro in his shadow.
Speaking of which, we never see Bro walking in Big Picture Show. He only stands or walks offscreen. I want count the spinning around all dizzy part.Â
Oof, the artists are amazing when it comes to expressions.
âThanks, guy!â
This delivery is similar in tone to the way Eddy masks his embarrassment in Your Ed Here. Eddy masks humiliation with a smile.
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