#so often i forgor to do it immediately

[isagnesalive]

TMagP 5

Is Agnes Montague alive?

Status: Unconfirmed

[definitelynotshouting]

Do you have any tips for starting a story? The middle and end is easy (lie) but the beginning SUCKS to write sometimes

oh gods no joke openers are one of the hardest part for me. Theres so many ways a story can start, and it makes me CRAZY because that right there is your hook, thats what convinces people to start reading!!!!! And there are so many unique ways one can start, so it ends up feeling a bit like that one reaction image of the girl being handed so so many pancakes

I think for me, what i try to ask myself when sitting down to write an opener is: "what kind of story is this?"

Because each story needs something different to accomplish its goals. A slower story might want to take its time with setting the scene, while an action-packed one might start in media res and with a bang!!! I guess if i had to give advice i would say, take the time to identify what your story is trying to say, and then look at what different openings can do for you to identify that goal.

For example; this is from my fic when the night cries, which is essentially a ghost story:

This was meant to be an introspective story, with a very gentle pace overall, so i took the time to really set the scene, build up the sense of what we're looking at before we get dropped into the fic proper. I remember my thought process for this was: how can i make this unique??? how can i make it FEEL like one of those old paintings with the beautiful yellows and summery oranges, while giving the reader a sense of whats to come?? Adding in the repetition of "it begins" was a way for me to sorta hammer that home: this is the start. This is where the story originates. And in a technical sense, it hooks your attention, with the question and immediate answer within the narration. The intention here is for the reader to want to know why this is important, and now it's answering that, but still leaving gaps for more questions.

Now compare that to, say.... lost in the dark's opening:

The overall pace of hunger au is slow, but this opener isn't-- partially because it's a rough draft, but also because what i wanted out of this scene was a sense of deep, deep urgency. We're in the middle of action; Grian is physically running while he thinks, and i wanted the reader to feel hunted and uncertain with him. Dropping everyone in with Grian at one of his most frightened, shaken points was the best way i felt i could establish that scene, and throughout it i drop hints as to what's actually going on. He's scared. He thinks he's going to hurt people. He's been on the move for a very, very long time. These are all things that are meant to pique interest and get answered later, when the reader is already invested. And i guess in that regard, its really all about timing.

But yeah!! Rambling aside, i'd say try out a few different ways of opening your fic and see what works. Think of em as thumbnails; write maybe 200 or so words at most and see if something works better than something else. I think theres this secret culture of shame among writers for not putting the perfect start down on the page the very first time you open the doc, but it's super normal to have to workshop things around to your liking!!! There's absolutely nothing wrong with writing a few different openers to see what works best for you and your story, and in fact is something i genuinely recommend. Its good practice, and essentially functions as a warm-up!!! You also get the benefit of exploring new angles in a scene, which can sometimes unlock really cool stuff for your writing

Sorry for how long this is, anon!! Hopefully you find my rambling helpful :D thank you for sending in this ask!!!

[ddaycarecenter]

Yandere ! Prime Rick x Reader

i forgor who requested this but HERE I AM WEEKS LATER !! INM SORRYY

srry if theres spelling errors. i didn’t have time to edit -n-

Prime Rick who loves to dance around you. Once he knows he wants you, he’ll either do two things kidnap you immediately and play mind games with you, mentally torturing you and tiring you out.

Or he’ll watch you from afar, playing with you sense of deja vu. Rick will have you thinking your seeing things and questioning whether or not someone is following you.

Prime Rick doesn’t see you as a person More so as a trophy and an object. Something to toy around with, or something pretty to look at.

Prime Rick can be pretty cold at times. He completely disregards how you feel. If you scream or shout at him, he’ll just ignore you or leave you alone. Worst case, he’ll get rid of you.

Prime Rick doesn’t feel like he needs any permission to do anything. You could be minding your own business watching inter-dimensional cable, when Prime grabs you and forces you to do whatever he wants.

Affection with Rick is erratic and random, sometimes he’ll be gentle with you and other times rough. Other times he could leave you alone and if you try to hug him or anything he’ll just push you away

Prime Rick is very flirty and sexual with you. Often making suggestive comments out of the most random things with you. If he’s feeling touchy or possessive enough, he might just hold you tightly and force you into his lap.

Prime Rick loves to hug you from behind. It gives him so much control of you and he loves to feel your body up and down. sometimes randomly , he’ll surprise you and bite your neck, making you all read and yelpy. He finds it cute when you are flustered, shocked, and very embarrassed. He LIVES to see reactions out of you.

If Prime Rick feels playful enough, he’ll just randomly poke you or touch you in a sensitive spot, just to see you jump. He’ll look at you like a person who Awww’s at a dog who just rolled over and kiss you.

While you hated being kidnapped by Rick, things aren’t always so boring. If you really behave yourself and do whatever Rick wants you to, he might take you on his adventures. Most likely a small, non dangerous adventure. for the sake of protecting you from harm and just being jealous that anyone can lay eyes on you. Rick will be much more possessive of you during adventures. He won’t allow you to move more than 3 feet away from him. Don’t even bother trying to use this as an escape plan. Rick 100% has trackers on you at all times, and can catch up to you very quickly.

Prime Rick would definitely put you in simulation. Just to fuck with you, making you think you had a chance at escaping or seeing your family again. When he shuts it down, laughing at you hysterically like he didn’t just mentally destroy you, he would just pat you on the back cooing and mocking you. Rick would tease you saying it was a “Woaaahhhahaha! Good try there , sugar!”

You were horrified into thinking rick was going to punish you for even having the IDEA of escape in your mind but all he did was laugh and “give you points” for your character. You felt sick that he saw you as some sort of character to some game, and he was the player. 

Unfortunately escape is just impossible. You can’t beat his genius or his technology. Managed to get away? Rick just has a tracker on you. Trying to get ahold of your friends ? He’ll already be right there waiting for you to see them, just to kill them in front of you. Unless you want to stay alive , it’s best to just accept where you are. Otherwise, if your too much trouble, Prime rick would just realize your not worth the trouble and get rid of you.

[ihaveforgortoomany]

Comrade Forgor! I offer you more Actors AU because they're rotting my brain

Vila Is experienced in acting and is pretty famous around the world while Windsong was a theater kid who ended in the series by luck.

Windsong: I have no idea why someone like Vila like a newbie like me, she's such a professional and I'm just another new actor. She's so perfect and I'm just, not.

Melania who just asked for the time and ended up being a psychologist: And why do you feel this way?

Greetings Comrade!

Keep feeding the AU!

Alright with Windsong, I remember with her VA reddit QnA she mentioned that she initially auditioned for Vila, but she was shifted over to Windsong because they loved her voice so much.

Maybe the same happens here with a twist! Vila initally auditioned for Windsong but was switched to being Vila!

Alot of their chemistry in the show is partially natural! Like in their first interaction Windsong was very nervous working with Vila, but as the story progressed the both of them got very comfortable with each other!

Im interested in what a Melania and Windsong interaction would be! (The 1.1 event is my weak point, I do need to rewatch it or replay it). Maybe the both of them know each other in the past in film school, either friends or passing acquaintances is up to you. I can see after each take of the Rayashki story Windsong immediately walks back to the fitting room to find Melania and meltdown.

Windsong: Oh my god Vila is so amazing and so pretty wow how am I acting with her? Am I bringing her down with my acting? I feel so weird around her...

Melania, probably already tired of Windsong pining and self-deprecating and really just asked for the time: Why so you feel this way?

Melania ends up being Windsong's wingman purely since they run into each other very often, and I think Vila is 100% aware of Windsong's feelings but would prefer Windsong to say it first.

I guess anecdotes can be included in the script? So its Vila's then Windsong's, and with hers she gets to an emotional scene (i don't have a screenshot but the one where she crying holding the phone), that wasn't just acting but the story hitting close to home for Windsong.

So after filming that scene its Vila who comforts her and maybe thats when they grow closer together.

[moe-broey]

Smartass guy with a flat affect vs guy who almost always sounds like it's joking and likes to play dumb. Neither immune to the urge to over-explain themselves in earnest. Fight.

And now I'M gonna over-explain myself 😤😤😤😤😤 Because this piece captures like. Some headcanons of mine that are so precious to me, and SO much. Of the Moefonse dynamic and friendship... the heart of how their back and forths work.

But first close-ups/text descriptions for easier reading!

From the very start, Alfonse is playing. That's his intention. To say something he knows will get a good response out of Moe. But his delivery is either too dry and flat or too genuine. He's extremely subtle, and his humor doesn't tend to land because of that.

Meanwhile, Moe can be unaware... generally. But just as much, if not more, it's deeply attentive towards the things it cares about. It takes these things SO seriously. Moe... really hates being misunderstood. It struggles with empathy, and its sense of compassion is entirely self-centered. Which seems unrelated, but all of these things contribute to it making a joke, and then feeling a need to immediately explain the joke. Just to make sure we're all on the same page, here. Nobody is left out.

So just. Joke (passed!) + Joke (also passed!) into Joke (passed, carrying on the bit), into Worry (Joke check: failed.) into Worry/Reassurance (You're my dear friend and I love you. No need to worry) into Understanding/Reassurance (yeah that WAS funny). Which, as a side, really flatters Alfonse... that's not something he gets often. He gets it A Lot from Moe though LMFAO

AND ... FINALLY..... FINAL TIDBIT OF CHARACTERIZATION

This doodle was closer to what the final panel was supposed to be (under the thought bubble), but I got distracted and forgor..... but it has essential characterization.... honestly both drawings do. So it's fine LMFAOOO

But it is So important. That neither of them are acting on their feelings. And it is sooooo important. That they're extremely verbally affectionate with each other anyway. And it all comes full circle, to the top caption. Moe sounds like it's joking here. But it is SO genuine. Also Moe might as well have said "I want you, like carnally" with that. Endlessly ambiguous guy. And for better or worse, Alfonse is built the Exact Same Way. 🧍

Oh yeah and. The. Posts. That inspired this LMFAOOO

They're both doing this. Btw.

[xxoxobree]

((just the jjk adults please if you dont mind!!)maybe excluding geto t_t unless you really think we'd fit!!♡ m so sorry if this is too long i HAVENT done this before but im so excited to heheeh

♡personality- ill do my best here uahh if it matters I'm an INFP 9W1! (and a scorpio if that helps!!) i can be rather shy, anxious, and quiet but with people I love/m comfortable with Im much more open and lively (love my friends sm<3_<3) id say im generally empathetic, compassionate and caring with them to the best of my abilities ♡ i can also be a bit insecure, dependent, and in need of reassurance at times ,, but for the most part im rather content :D

♡appearance- ill keep this short D: im decently pale with sorta naturally pink cheeks (very prone to dry skin t_t) i have decently long dark brown hair which is curly/wavy which i usually don't style all that much at all anyways,, uhh otherwise I'm 5'4 with hazel eyes and chubby

♡likes- m about to yap i apologize. i love animals (pretty much all of them but bugs do often scare me BUT IM LEARNING TO LOVE EM I PROMISE), I love to cosplay and go to conventions with friends, I collect plushies and I have way too many,, d&d, video games (esp with friends,, league, dbd,, stardew,,pokemon), drawing!!, reading (fanfics...), being with my friends/family, listening to my friends talk about their interests!! and learning about their cultures, random but I really like godzilla and mothra (kaijus/dragons in general,,), anime (jjk, csm, op,samurai champloo)) and manga!!, random videogame documentaries (especially silent hill,,) a lot more but,, I hope this is enough!!

♡dislikes- MUSHROOMS!!! , sudden loud noises, gege...., generally mean people??, , and I cant really think of anything rn M SORRU!!

♡hobbies- okay a olt of these are listed in my likes oopsies, i enjoy drawing, cosplaying, collecting (figures/stuffed animals), reading, playing video games, and creating outfits/costumes! (probably more I'm forgorring,,

♡music taste- 95% alex g rn,,,esp the trick dsu beach music and gsta albums,.. but if it helps i also like lil peep, nirvana, jared emerson-johnson, akira yamaoka, bob dylan, and like,, weird al hjbeheb ♡notes- THANK u so soso much for the opportunity ♡♡it means the absolute world please have a great day/night <33 much love mwah!!

Heyyy thanks for sending 🥰🥰 (you’re so real for excluding Geto 🤣 and hating gege cause he has to put the pen down)

ChosoChosoChoso

You’d be perfect

Like you he loves and cares about the people close to him, would die for them. Would understand you so well when you express your feelings about family and friends.

Being dependent is literally not a problem for him at all he want you to depend on him and come to him for everything. I do not think you’d ever be insecure with this man. Compliments you 24/7. If you are insecure reassures you immediately, probably sad that you feel that way.

Loves that you spend time with family, will definitely want to be around your family.

Secretly plays with your stuffies. (I’m curious about them too 🤭 I want a Nanami plush sooo bad.)

Content with sitting and watching you play video games, refuses to play them himself though.

Doesn’t get asked much about himself so he would be shocked that you want to hear about him.

Watches all the Godzilla movies with you , thinks it’s the best thing ever

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

i think itd be funny so

au where soldier (the only remaininh member of tbe S Quartet thats old enough) is scouts dad instead of spy.

either soldier immediately realizes who scout is and is soldier about or neither party is aware at first because soldiers dogshit memory (lead poisoning + AUDHD) made him forgor he has a son

Oh I think DEFINITELY Soldier wouldn't realize that this fuckass is his kid. Scout neither. I think the reason Scout subconsciously knows that Spy is his dad is cuz Spy kiiinda stuck around for a bit and had a little bit of an extended relationship with his ma, but I can't rlly imagine Soldier doing the same thing. This is actually REALLY fun to think abt ahgjagjha bc like... how would it come out? DNA tests? There's a running thing in the comic where a couple other characters can "tell" that Spy is Scout's dad (Heavy OBVIOUSLY knows with "your father disappears often", and the way Sniper talks to Spy right before he's about to go tell Scout that he's his dad seems very knowing), would they still be able to "tell" if the dad in question didn't even know? Very fun character writing experiment anon I love this

[phagodyke]

sorry if this is odd to ask but what is your workout routine? I’m trying to motivate myself into exercise again and seeing how other people do it helps. Have a good one!

meant to reply to this sooner but I forgor… getting round 2 it now tho! disclaimer I dunno as much abt exercise science as I’d like to + don’t rly have any 'training' so my approach just comes from personal experience - take this w a pinch of salt lol. I’ll split it in 2 parts: my routine first + then a list of things that personally motivate me in a reblog in case u find any of that useful >:-) (under the readmore cuz this ended up being kind of long 👇)

ok so: I try to ‘actively’ work out 5 days a week. this tends to be broken into 1-2 longer full-body sessions (around 60-120 mins long, at the mo usually bouldering/parkour or a full-body home workout) with a rest day before/after + then 3-4 shorter home workouts (30-60 mins long, usually some form of weight/resistance training, targeting specific muscle groups). e.g. a fortnightly workout timetable might look smth like this for me:

I don’t tend to plan specific workouts more than a few days in advance so I don’t actually follow an explicit timetable like this. instead I set aside an ‘exercise timeslot’ every day (usually 4-6pm) and I’ll intuitively decide how to work out on the day – i.e., what part of my body feels ready to go? what part feels tired + needs a break? do I have the energy/focus to do 45 mins or do I need to shorten it to 30? do i need a rest day? working out regularly means I have a good sense of how long I need for certain muscles to recover so if there’s an activity I want to do on a specific day (like a sports club I wanna attend) I’ll keep it in mind and plan accordingly so I’m fresh for that. as a rule of thumb, I avoid working the same muscle group on consecutive days + give myself a full rest day before & after any intensive full-body workout. I also try to never take more than 3 back-to-back rest days unless I’m sick/on my period/life gets in the way – otherwise its very easy for me to fall out of routine even if I’ve maintained it for months beforehand (<- adhd ass)

(also worth noting – my ‘rest days’ aren’t completely ‘inactive’ – I’ll go for a walk or do some stretches/yoga or another gentle activity instead. I need a lot of physical movement in my life or I go stir crazy <- adhd ass strikes again)

my ‘home workouts’ are the sort of movements u can do at a gym with the equipment there, but I replicate them with a yoga mat + my own weights + a sturdy chair. I have 6kg & 10kg pairs of dumbbells, plus yoga blocks + resistance bands for extra challenge. most of my workouts are based on resistance/interval training, which is focused on increasing strength by repeating sets of movements/holds at a consistent intensity/pace for specific lengths of time, with short timed rest periods in-between (e.g., a typical workout might look like 45 mins of 45 movements targeting 1-2 muscle groups, each done for 40 seconds followed by a 20 second break before immediately moving onto the next).  I like it bc I can rly feel the progress I make + find it satisfyingly challenging (<-masochist) but also bc its easy to tailor to my own ability/how much energy I have that day etc by changing weights/pace. it also works with my adhd brain bc I only have to do each movement for 40-50 seconds at a time before moving on to smth else so I don’t get as easily distracted (as opposed to doing like xyz number of reps for xyz sets). if you’re interested, I swear by caroline girvan – I’ve done her EPIC programmes a few times now + often cherrypick from her videos when I want to work certain muscle groups without sitting down + compiling a list of individual exercises + setting a timer myself. the ‘EPIC beginner’ series is a great intro to her longer ones, I sometimes use that to ease myself back into working out if I haven’t for a while, but be warned it isn’t aimed at ppl who are completely new to that style of exercise. I think she has an app now that comes with an ‘absolute beginner’ version + a 14 day free trial(?) so might be worth checking that out. I will admit some of her stuff is TOUGH - I still can't do all of them w the same weights/pace she does... I particularly struggled with wrist strength when I started out too and had to do some separate conditioning/strengthening exercises before I could even work up to doing like. a single push up on my knees... so if u do check her out try not to get put off by how crazy strong she is bc thats literally her career skfjkj the important thing is just doing it to the best of ur own ability/to ur point of hypertension + keeping good form throughout!!

full body home workouts are pretty much more of the same just longer since I'm hitting more muscles (i.e. 60-90 mins) + sometimes with cardio elements (altho I can’t do HIIT workouts involving jumping at home bc I’m a respectful upstairs neighbour 😔). If I go to the bouldering gym (I try to go fortnightly atm) I’ll usually spend ~2 hours, focusing on trying to send one route at a time until my arms give out. im currently getting confident with V2 grades and tentatively working on V3s. its probs my fave sport, there's a level of problem solving to it that I find rly mentally stimulating... even tho I boulder solo, trips to the gym are social for me bc I often end up chatting to ppl working on nearby problems + picking up technique/advice from them, its a v welcoming space (I'm also planning on joining my new city's queer climbing group!). the parkour sessions I go to are also social, they're run locally for free around the city + structured by more experienced members in the community. they usually involve a warmup, conditioning, drills focusing on certain movements/jumps etc, and then free 'play' trying to put those moves into context. again ~2 hours long. im def not a pro at climbing or parkour but theyre super fun + would 100% rec if ur interested + can find a friendly local group for either, u can teach urself using online resources too :-)

goes without saying but I also warm up for at least 5 mins before doing ANYTHING!!! I try to cater it to the muscle group im planning on working with but still cover the whole body cuz its important to get ur heart rate up + even when u focus on one muscle group there will be others that get dragged in. I don't rly have a 'set' warmup but again caroline girvan has some good ones on her channel 👍 likewise always good to cool down after with stretches cuz future me will be grateful for it.. altho sometimes I'm a bit lazy abt it 🤭

okkkk i think that’s pretty much the bulk of it, I’ll stick my motivation tips in the reblog 😁

[toshkakoshka]

hi i'm back same anon that said your vision for chaipunk is everything to me i just wanted to elaborate a little if you don't mind (lmk if you don't want more asks my social stat is a -12) but i shipped chaipunk pretty much immediately because when i ship something it often has nothing to do with canon and everything to do with chemistry and even back when all i knew about both of them was their intros released to hype the movie i knew there was something there but not what and then i read some chaipunk fic and most of it wasn't really clicking and then i read your bridal hobie fic and literally everything came together and the ship's full potential was fulfilled and everything just fit, it would not be a stretch to call it a revelation, i think i can understand how isaac newton felt when he figured out gravity as a fundamental truth of the world

anyways thank you for your time sorry if this ask was weird

HI I FORGOR ABOUT THIS ASK BUT HEY thank you so much!!! damn i’m actually glad you think so with these, im enjoying the fact i have people who see chaipunk the way i do HNG <333

also no this ask wasnt weird i love it very much lol <3 thanks for stopping by to tell me about this!

[mickgaydolenz]

HEY BESTIE i saw your ask and i am eatingggg this article up like it’s my last fucking meal.

i was gonna write out this whole thing breaking down the entire article, but then i realized that all i really need to say in a few words or less is that tl;dr its accurate when it's talking about the Capricorn sign...but a lot of these other things describing Mike are not really Capricious in nature and are more explainable through other placements in his natal chart that the Sun sign doesn't account for nor even influences -- if they're not in aspect to the Sun anyways.

for example, in relation to his Sun, there's this quote that says "he wants to devote much of himself to his career, and at the same time he wants to give much of himself to his family", which immediately screamed at me because i know exactly what placement this is and exactly what's going on: it's his 10th house, where both his Sun in Capricorn and asteroid Juno in Sagittarius reside, and although both under different signs they do technically conjunct, since his Sun is 8° from Juno. any conjunctions under different signs will cause the person inner conflict, restlessness, and discontent, and these signs semisextile, which means that these signs often have difficulty working together, however it's absolutely essential that they need to harmonize, or else. not sure if Mike ever got to accomplish that.

on the flip side, there's this other quote that says "he's wild about traveling both for pleasure and for learning" which is not really in Capricorns nature. this speaks more loudly to his Sagittarius Mars 9th house! it's also in conjunction with his POF in the same sign and house. none of them have aspect to his Sun...but they both are in aspect to his Ascendant, to which they square. that has way more of an affect on his outer personality. another quote from the article that ties it in: "he builds up outasite ideas and stirs them into action with confidence and enthusiasm. [...] rare knack of exciting enthusiasm in others." which is incredibly Sagittarian and not at all Capricious.

i'm not clear if the author totally hyper-fixated on his Sun sign or was able to look at his natal chart as a whole, but i'm gonna assume they were only referring to his Sun sign, which imposes a problem because a person's entire personality is not all embedded into the Sun sign. they say a lot of things here that can be spotted in other placements and aspects in his chart that the Sun sign itself does not account for. 

you’d be surprised to know that, way back when, astrologers used to read the Ascendant sign first before going for the Sun sign, because the Ascendant is what people will see and know of when they interact with a person the first time. i have no idea when or why people stopped reading from Ascendant first to Sun first cause i forgor 💀; all i can tell you is that in the mid-to-late 60s we were experiencing an occult and spiritual revival + evolution to the initial early 20th century occult and spiritual boom, and pushing away from organized religion all-together, so somewhere somehow that might've influenced the switch. don’t quote me on that though. it just a very possible reason as to how and why the article was written the way it was.

but yeah, interesting article! although i dont inherently trust 60s teen mags for real & raw info on them, i wonder if they did the same for the other 3, because it's potentially useful for me.

KALE BESTIE I KNEW YOU WOULD DELIVER ME GOLD WITH THIS!!!!!! if i track down anymore astrology related articles to the other guys i will 1000000000000% send them your way!!!! btw as always i am FLOORED by your knowledge, GIRL YOU ARE INSANE AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!

[john-bitchester]

Supernatural 06×15 babygirls

MEG WHY ARE YOU IN THE PREVIEW

WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE

RUBBYYYY *Excited voice*

Wait I had a theory on what was wrong with cass but I forgor

Okay so

My theory holds no ground

Bc it is assuming that Cass wants michael to escape

Which I don't think he does? Or does he

Who was the civil war with?? Raphael!

But Sam has his soul back now, so it still doesn't hold

I still don't trust cass tho

Okay

So, ofcourse this is from our perspective, and we are following Cass, somehwat

2 teams

Well the second team needs a leader too, so what if this is Cass

What if castiel actually has the chance to rise to the top, and that is why he is so prevalent in this fight

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT

Why???

What

OH MY GODDD LOLLL

Balthasar that is the funniest place you could travel em to

WHY ARE THEY USING THEIR NAMEEESS

Love that Dean immediately gets assaulted with a smack on the ass

NO STOPPP WDYM 'SUPERNATURAL'

THE FOURTH WALL WAS ALREADY MADE OF GLASS AND IT JUST SHATTERED TO PIECES

OH MY GODD

IT'S CHUCK

Ofcourse its chuck

It has to be

The books got adapted

But that doesnt explain why everyone seems to think theyre the actors and have been here all the while already

No stop wdym season 6

My little brain cannot handle this

OH CRAP I'M A PAINTED WHORE HAHAHAHAH

Don't tell me it's the multiverse

Spn is already dappling in so many things at once

Do not tell me they added a multiverse

AND I'M SOMETHING CALLED A JARED PADALECKI STAAAWP

Please tell me he is actually polish

HE ISSS

Omg. At least his dad is

Why he so tall then

IM DYYYIIING

The 'I feel sick, I'm gonna be sick' I have seen so often in GIFS

THE CONTEXT MAKES IT SO FUNNYY

ALL THE IMPALALS

NO STOP THAT’S GONNA BE MISHA

ITS A HERRING

HE IS TELLING THEM THE PLOTT

Omg will he use normal voixe

Wait it's actually cass

See this os what i mean, cass acts so suspicious I didn’t even think it was him

Okay. Interesting wording

'To rally *my* forces'

So I don't think I'm far off with the whole 'Cass is becoming the new hot shot'

I KNEW IT

I KNEW ITTTT

HELPPP

WHATS UP WITJ THE PATHETIC LIL SCRIPT-THROWW HAHAHA

PH MY GOD OH MY GOD

I READ ABT THIS ONE

HE ACTUALLY TWEETED IT

I need to know if these are actually their trailors

Does Jensen actually have a helicopter and aquarium in there

Are these all inside jokes. I need to know

NOT THE 'DAYS LF OUR LIVES' CAMEO

Oh my god do they not get along in this universe

Lololol

'Well at least they're talking to eachother'

Cliff 100% thinks they started banging

'Wow. I must be the star of this thing' -Sam

Which is funny, bc he was meant to be

OH

OH MY GODDD

OH

IS HE MARRIED TO GEN

OHHHHH

OH MY GOD

OH

I LOVE THEIR LITTLE AKWARD KISS HAHAHAH

THE SIZE DIFFERENCE IMFG

I THINK THAT'S THEIR ACTUAL WEDDING PHOTO

STOPP THIS IS TOO FUN

NOT BOTH OF EM CHECKING HER OUTTT

I love how, the moment they realise she is Gen and not Ruby, Sam gets absolutely flabberghasted

Like 'omg I pulled her??'

HAHAHHAHA

NOT THE FOSTERS WORLD BANK CARD

DEANN NOOO

YOU CAN'T GAMBLE THE MOMENT YOUVE GOT MONEY (I misunderstood what he was doing)

NO STOPPP

Her little tiny hand in his humongous one is just too cute

HAHAHAHAHAAA

LOSING MY MINDDD

HAHAHHAHAHAAA DEANS 'ACTING' FACE HAHAHAHA

Sexy squidward wants his face back

HAHAHHAHAHA

SAM WHAT ARE YOU DOIIINGGG

HAHHAHA MISHA MOUTHING 'WHAT THE HELL'

THIS MAN DOES NOT GET PAYED ENOUGH HAHAHAH

NOOO

STOPPP

HAHAHAHHAHA

'Misha thinks it some kind of black market organs. GLASS SHATTERS

*deep sigh.* drugs

I love that they are actually fighting the angel on one of the old sets

OMG KRIPKE WILL COME

NO STOPP

TBE WAY I HAVE ACTUALLY WONDERED IF BOBBY IS NAMED AFTER BOB SINGER

THEY KILLED MISHA COLLINS????

Oh my god

Arent angels meant to be good

Wtff

KRIPKE

HAHAHAH STILLSHOT AND FADE TO BLACK

Oh my god Balthasar i love you

Cass???!?!

[allcap-nostones]

Week Three: I Forgor

My research this week consisted of two methods: trying to reality shift and asking other people about their experiences with dreams & nightmares.

Reality Shifting: Unsuccessful. My main approach was through the Pillow Method. This involves creating a script (which I took from several other shifting scripts) and placing it under my pillow. I was supposed to think about my desired reality and mediate but I think every time I did so I fell asleep almost immediately.

I've had dreams before where I've been able to use objects placed under my pillow in the dream. Instead, my dreams centered around whatever daily problem I had encountered that day. I believe I was too stressed to fully immerse myself in another reality.

What I find most interesting about the reality-shifting community is that they tend to focus on appearances in their scripts. Related to this, I discovered that there's a big overlap between the subliminal community and the reality-shifting community. Subliminals are often used to help a person shift into another reality. (Example) (Example)

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Since my reality-shifting research wasn't working out, I did my backup plan of sending out a survey related to dreams and nightmares.

Here it is in case you haven't filled it out yet: https://forms.gle/KUQzUgPrGxYTWaHz7

My intention with this form was to develop a basis for what people dreamed about. During class last week I asked several people about the type of dreams they've experienced among other things.

The two questions I'm interested in the most:

A majority of the responses I got said yes, they if they could they would change their current reality.

In response to when I asked why, the common themes were to change their appearance, skill level, or the world (often to make things nicer for other people but no one clarified how).

I've narrowed down my research to focus more on the reality shifting community and my project will probably focus on my critique of it. What kind of person does the shifting community appeal to? At what point does wanting to change your reality go too far? And other questions.

Research this week was aight. I feel like I could've researched more into the people of the community rather than just the methods and the concept itself, which is what i'll do next week.

[yet-another-haven-of-dollya]

can i ask advice ;; drawing wise ? how did you start to anatomy but also w stylization? did you bruteforce by studying every bone muscle etc in art school?

hmm...

First, you must distinguish between two completely different concepts: gesture and anatomy. The stylization and dynamic you often see me doing with my dancing practice is "Gesture". This is an excellent tutorial by Proko about gestures. I practiced gestures very soon when I started drawing, simply because I wanted to draw dynamically, lucky for me it was the right thing to do. This was the main reason why I'm so fast at sketching.

This is my gesture practice, 1 min, 2 min, and 5 min sketch. It's about the flow of the body and which direction each part is going, use "sharp and coherent lines". I practice until it becomes a "natural reflex", a habit when I look at people's interactions.

This below is something I drew 3 years ago (my anatomy was not good sorry), notice how I use many many coherent lines? At the thigh, shin, arm stretching,... all the bigger areas? That's the remaining of gestures.

It goes without saying. Try to find the flow of gestures, even for the hair or clothes. Heh, I drew this 4 years ago, how nostalgic.

You can see how I just create the flow with Lya's hair and body movement in the dancing pics too. Like with Kylar's pic her body is straight up one quite hard mass from head to toe. You know she's leaning forward, seemingly wanting to abandon Kylar with a "pathetic loser like you? With me?" attitude (ouchie sorry Kylar nation). While in Sydney's pic she seems much more relaxed and enjoys how her body parts seem to loosen and more in sync with Sydney's movements. Her hip and legs sway more, and her hair also sways back at Sydney's body, hinting that her moves are relatively close to his body. I don't think I have enough vocabulary to describe, gestures are always just "feelings" to me. If people see what I want to show, that's the success for me.

I know many self-learners started by finding random tutorials that have muscle breakdown or box-like proportions to try and mimic. Mimic is good, drawing is mimicking and remembering what you saw, but without good gesture practice, many people tend to make anatomy very stiff.

Then, you start to apply anatomy to the gestures you've practiced. One way to do it is by learning about muscle position first, and then trying to apply it to a figure, or a model. This is my homework and it's HORRIBLY WRONG IN MANY WAYS. My teacher fixed it for me but I don't have the after with me right now, so take this as an example of how to do the apply thing, DO NOT USE IT AS MUSCLE REF it's very wrong.

In my opinion bone structure is not strictly needed like muscles. Bones are for muscles to hang onto. You only need to remember some important "landmarks" like the collarbone, elbow joint, anterior pelvis, knee, and ankle,… to hang the important muscles to it. After you're familiar with muscles and gestures, you can start to stylize. Applying your knowledge to animated characters with cartoonish design is one great way. THESE HOMEWORKS OF MINE ARE STILL WRONG but ye hope you get the idea. I'm still struggling with anatomy.

One of my all-time fav are AFK ARENA artists and what they do for the game. Aki as the main artist, Kuri Huang, and another artist I suddenly forgor the name as home screen illust. I recommend researching their works if you want a direction on how to stylize your character with great dynamic gestures and shapes.

And

As much as I hate to say this, I was particularly considered a failure, a stone-head, who couldn't be changed for the better when I was still in art school - uni. My chosen major was digital graphic design, not specified in drawing but in designing, that's one thing I regret. I traded 5 years of my youth for doing the things I don't want to do. That's why the moment I graduated, I immediately went and signed up for an advanced art class specified in drawing. I'd be lying if I said the uni didn't teach me anything about drawing. They did, but almost everything I learned during 5 years of uni was self-learning from outer sources. I encourage self-learning the most when I talk with younger artists. Proko is a very trusted source to learn from, go to their YouTube channel, and you might figure out something too.

[p1xel-1mp]

OMG I FORGOR I HAD THIS IN THE DEPTHS OF MY DRAFTS IM SORRY AHSKJSBEKSKDKDKFFJ 😭😭😭

Name/s -> Not giving my real name so you can use p1xel_1mp or Ezra

Pronouns -> Any/all, I’ve realised I use more feminine or gender neutral ones more often (she, they, it, ect) but genuinely anything goes

Star Sign -> ♒️ Aquarius ♒️

Siblings -> Little shit sister, i asked her “if you’re being introduced to someone and had to give one fun fact abt yourself, what would it be” her immediate response was “I can summon satan.” so do with that information as you will.

Pets -> Dog, Samba 💙 (he is my son and i would die and kill for him)

Fandoms -> tbh i lost count T-T off the top of my head there’s:

• dc / marvel (more dc tho, especially batfam)

• one piece

• dunmeshi

• cotl

• spyxfamily

• dimension 20

• ghibli

• the other trillion things i’m into and haven’t mentioned

Favourite songs -> anything by days n daze, chappelle roan, system of a down, gorillaz, khary, ect

Hobbies -> Art’s the main one, listening to music (ofc), crafts, reading, makeup, the beach, does obsessing over my hyperfixations count?

Favourite holiday -> idk

Partners -> Nope :)

​sorry it took so long Socks i genuinely forgor

@s0lace-1n-s0l1tude @bananaede @avogadrostoast6022

here's a little get-to-know-you tag game!

tagged by: @skz-fanfic-recs

name(s): Ari ❤️‍🔥

pronouns: she/her

star sign: Aquarius

# of siblings & fun facts about them (if you have any): only childdd

# of pets: 1 dog (mai baby🥰)

fandoms: skz, (g)-idle, aespa, itzy, kiss of life, and nmixx

favourite colour: black and purple

favourite song: 💥 CHK CHK BOOM 💥 and 🫦I Like It 🫦by skz

hobbies: reading, writing, listening to music, filming and editing, etc.

favourite holiday: 🎃 Halloween 👻

do you have any partner(s)?: I’m my own love interest 🫦

anything extra you wanna share!: STAN STRAY KIDSS honestly they got me through the year so please Stan them they’re amazing

@volkbaekhyun

@skz-lover21

[catcze]

Kazu sfw headcanons!!

- cuddle bug

- holds your hand and buries his face in your neck lightly

- will press sudden kisses on your collabone and will make you laugh because haha ticklish

- 'i love you' '*sleepy hum of acknowledgemebnt'

- always gets a little cookie or something sweet when he goes to a store or cafe

- you, him and Tomo often go out on mall dates

- poor Tomo carries everything cuz he's the strongest and loves to flex

- kazuhas very curious, he won't pry but he's here to listen to any gossip or tea you have

- he has definitely went to the store to get u period supplies or sum, and tried to ask what size you were

- knows about a lot of things, and it's like winning the lottery when you tell him something he genuinely didn't know

- kazuha is so sweet omg

now the nsfw ones 😈😈

- I hope you have stamina

- you could cockwarm this man and have your eyes roll back

- he's fucking huge dude

- super gentle, too

- teases you a lot, tho

- edging... he lives for that shit

- then once he decides you've suffered enough, he oversrims you until you're shaking

- 'whats that, sweetheart? use your words.'

- sit on his face

- I do this trope with every character but yes

- I hC that the first time you do it, it feels weird to enjoy it properly

- lots of twiching and squirming, begging and all that lovely stuff

'kazu- kazuha- I swear to g- mmmMm- kazuha please-!'

- music to his fucking ears

- you're so sweet

- he's be into mutual masturbation don't even try me

- and a voyeur

- Imagine this scenario right

- it's late and you're horny and kazuhas not home

- you slowly slip off your garments and tease yourself toll he does get home

- and when he does, he's greeted with a high pitched moan from his room

- mans thinks you saw a spider

- he goes in and immediately goes red

- there's you on the bed, fully naked with your eyes shut right

- moaning and begging for him

- he loves it too much to say his presence

- as soon as you finish, you look at him and grin

- homies face is a tomato

I completely forgor how to write HAHAHS and do ignorethis being a bit late for his bday but yeah!! 🎱Anon but I bet you could already tell ;)

i write for female Reader and modern au don't come for me LMAO

NSFW !! 18+ ONLY !!

akjsnas BABE YOU'RE REALLY GOING ALL OUT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY ASKDJNA <333

PLS these are so sweet n 👀👀 delicious as usual akjsndaks 💞💞💞💞

pls ik the second half is supposed to be h word smut content (and it is omg akjssda <333) but i find it so sweet that Kazuha's first instinct upon thinking the reader saw a spider is to immediately come to the reader's aide aksjksas (Man's gonna b getting head just bc he's sweet)

BUT YES YES i agree kazuha would be a whole sweetheart omg aksnkajs <333 MMM both in bed and just generally in a relationship aaAAA<333

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE, IS KAZUHAS BIRTHDAY RIGHT AFTER YOURS OR AM I TRIPPING

akajsnda ITS CLOSE HHAA

Mine is on the 27, and his is on the 29!! like, two days apart HAHAH

[woman-respecter]

do u have any tips for making job stuff bearable?

crabsolutely! disclaimer this is coming from a cs/stats major so your mileage may vary. another disclaimer I’m 22 and have mostly just done internships so take it with a grain of salt. this is also for white collar because when i wasn't working an office job i almost got fired for getting in fights with my boss

Applying

experience rejection. this is obvious and it sucks but know you will be rejected like 97% of the time before you get to the interview stage. it isnt personal, think of it like a gacha. for my 2021 internship i applied to nearly 100 places, got 3 interviews, 2 of which resulted in offers.

do a little bit of job searching every day instead of doing it all at once. turn on notifications on linkedin with filters for the type of job you are looking for

fuckkkk cover letters. only do a cover letter if you really want a job and/or think you have a good shot. imo the time it takes to write a cover letter is not worth it, you're better off filling out more applications with that time. also they are psychological torture.

Speaking of things that are more worth your time than cover letters, tailor your resume to jobs. It will drive you crazy if you do it every time so only do it for select jobs

If a recruiter contacts you GO FOR THAT JOB. see if they can put in a referral for you or give your resume priority. This will significantly boost your chances of getting an interview

BIG ONE: if you're a woman or minority look for programs or job listings targeted for that group. these often have less applications so your chances are better. often times these will also be more accommodating for your diverse needs. my first big internship was through a company's autism spectrum program and it was great.

Apply for unpaid, even if you don't want to do them. Use them for valuable interview practice.

Interviewing (this is what I’m really good at)

Make a list of talking points you want to hit in the interview, and look for opportunities to get them in. This will help give you structure

Start learning the common interview questions for your field. prepare answers for them.

RESEARCH THE COMPANY. know what they do. the most common question is “why do you want to work for x”

Smile and be enthusiastic. This sounds dumb but it helps with making a positive impression

Prepare questions for your interviewer, it shows interest and will help you know if the job is a good fit for you

Calm yourself down in whatever way is most effective for you. Remember this isn’t life or death

Plan for a little treat after your interview. It is surprising how much this helps get you through it

Working the actual job

1. Get on good terms with your boss. I learned this the hard way. fake interest in his affinity for hiking or whatever

2. Keep expectations low. Say you’ll get something done in a much longer time than it would take (but not so long they think you are an idiot). If you have a ton of time, discreetly goof off before you turn your task in so the expectations don’t get too high. Don’t follow this task if you want to move up quickly but its great for internships. This is my work-life balance.

3. Befriend your coworkers, especially the more experienced ones. They will have valuable advice

4. If you start getting really sick of the job, immediately start looking for another one. This may suck if you arent, like me, addicted to linkedin but its better than a job sucking your soul out

5. Get over your fear of emails whats the deal with people being afraid of emails here

6. Keep a goal in mind at all times, weather it be just doing well at what you are doing, getting a promotion, or going to another company. Keep in mind that you are gaining relevant experience

7. keep your resume updated for when opportunities arise so you don’t have to feel stressed about it later

Hope this helps and sorry it took so long I forgor that i saved it as a draft haha