#so my shitpost tag feels inappropriate here

[aqueousablution]

He/him aroace tgirl MMZ-era Zero. You agree.

[theangelshifter]

𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤 🪽

name : Angel

he/him

reality shifter and alterhuman

people can message me as long as it isn’t anything inappropriate <3

shifter info 🗝️

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What is a shifter?

A reality shifter is someone who shifts their conciseness to another reality/universe. This is based off the multiverse theory!

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I haven’t shifted yet and have been on my shifting journey since the summer of 2022. However, I’ve been researching and have been kind of in and out of the community from 2020-2022 😭

Some of my favorite DRs:

The Arcana (main dr 1)

Obey me! (main dr 2)

Fame

EAH

Griffin Academy (my own story - magic boarding school)

DDLC (normal school AU)

Helluva Boss

I’m a permashifter and I’m gonna get out of this reality AS SOON AS POSSIBLE 🏃

I’ll be posting ahifting content about my DRs and just shifting in general! :D

also i have a tiktok where i post shifting content all the time : the.angel.shifter

some of my DRs/names here

you can find the links for other DR scripts here

asks are open feel free to talk and ask about my DRs (ESPECIALLY IF YOU WANT THE TEA OR GOSSIP…)

alterhuman info 🦴

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!! I used to post alterhuman content along with my shifting content on this blog! I don't anymore. This is purely a shifting blog. I moved my alterhuman posts to @myangelicbeing <3 !!

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other info !! 🕸️

I may also post random things, but most of my posts will revolve around the things I just covered. I also may post things about hyperfixations or content from DRs. (Like I may post things about the game The Arcana because that’s my main DR anyways and I can never shut up about that game)

Tags I use:

#the angel shifter - shifting stuff

#the angel rants - shitposts, rants, random thoughts

#the angel poet - all my poetry

#the angel shifter finds this helpful - random (not all are shifting things) i find helpful

#the angels favorites - a tag mainly just for me so i can find my favorites of my posts :)

#asver - any content about me and asra

This is a safe space for all <3

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ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ꜱᴏ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ, ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴡɪꜱᴇ.

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last updated : 12/23/24 ☆

[quohotos]

Okay so there are some things I really miss about reddit...

You don't really miss it until it's gone, but (at least using a third party app) it was really easy and immediate to control exactly what you saw. The process of blocking a tag on tumblr is a little bit clunky. I have to go into a sub menu in the settings and then type out the tag I can't just right click and filter it out.

It's really difficult to modulate how much horny content you want to engage with here. I don't think reddit users were any more or less horny than tumblr users, I just think it was easier to keep the separated. Obviously everyone's experience is different, but it was really easy to feel out the tone of a community and sort them into categories of horny and not horny. When something was a little risque or inappropriate it was very easy for the poster or moderator to mark it as such. I felt safe browsing reddit on my laptop in class because I knew that as long as I didn't click on anything marked as such I wasn't gonna get any weird looks from the person behind me. I'm not trying to be puritanical about the morality of horny content or anything like that, I just liked being able to very clearly chose how much of it I wanted to engage with. If I wanted to seek it out, it was easy to find, but it wouldn't come to me when I wasn't asking for it. Maybe with time and experience I'll figure out how to do that here, but it's still something I miss.

The third party app that I used didn't render profile pictures. I thought it was pretty neat to not have much of an identity. Idk, I'm a shy jealous person and seeing all these pretty talented people is very intimidating. I didn't mind being a nobody when it felt like everyone else was a nobody.

I do not know where to find the good memes here. I'm sure they exist, but I don't know where they are. There were just some amazing injoke shitpost subs that I really vibed with and I haven't found out an equivalent here.

I thought of some more things so I've edited them in

I miss having an easy distinction between NSFW blur and spoiler blur. It made discussing media so much safer, I felt like I could participate in am evolving discussion without risking ruining the surprises. You could also use it creatively for memes, like making osha violations be tagged as NSFW and blurred so you'd click on it expecting to see some ass but instead it's like dude standing on a swivel chair.

Putting tags (well, they were called flairs, and you could only have one) up front on a post was so nice. When talking about a show I could immediately see what seasons were being discussed before even reading the title. It could also serve as a hint about what was actually behind a spoiler/NSFW blur. The tags on tumblr are so much fun, and are very versetile but I feel like they're an addendum to the actual post content, whereas reddit flairs were a heads up.

On the whole though, people have been nice and helpful here, and I'm really grateful for that. Hopefully I'll learn to adapt and feel as at home here as I was there... but man I just keep staring at my dash and thinking "you're not my real dad".

[cresslog]

INTRODUCTION POST, PLEASE READ.

hey there! name's archie (or at least that's how i like being called on social media platforms). pronouns are she/them, but you can call me whatever if you want to, I don't mind. if you want to take a peek at my twitter account, here's a link: twitter

i am an artist and mostly focus on fan art. sometimes i post, sometimes i disappear for two months and am wanted in 50 states before i reappear again. don't expect consistency, i am a student and, unfortunately, don't have a lot of free time and motivation to draw. now let's lay down some rules.

DO NOT:

- inquire if i will make nsfw. I won't. the maximum you'll get is sweet sweet fluff and kisses. if i do post something with elements of horror/gore/blood or smth with suggestive themes i will put some trigger warnings in the description and ensure to censor the post depending on the level of possible triggering/explicit themes just in case.

- message me with an intention to send something inappropriate (even if you do message me with holy intentions there's no guarantee i will answer, sorry).

- steal.

- ask if i do commissions. if i will ever decide to do commissions i will post information about it. if you can't find it? well, i am not doing commissions then.

the list may become bigger, but all of this is basically all the stuff i already encountered by being public on social media and posting artwork. please be sensible.

WHAT I DO:

- digital art on fandoms i fancy (mostly tf2 but that, also, can change). colour is my life-long nemesis, so most of my works will be in boring black and white. my every work will be put under a tag "#my art" so you can easily find it there.

- edits! you can find my tiktok account by clicking this link: my tikitok

- shitposts! headcanons, stupid ideas, everything goes

- i do have experience with writing, so you might possibly see some of that too.

- grammar mistakes and typos. sometimes. my favourite task. i am not a native english speaker, so if you see any mistakes PLEASE speak up and point it out. thanks!

My job is to post what i manage to create AND make you feel as comfortable as i can in this blog, no matter who you are. have fun!

[announzingforya]

Intro Post

Hello, my name is Mist, but you can call me River, Riveret, Soup, or really any other name under the sun that isn’t inappropriate.

I made this blog to chat with others and express myself to those who I know will validate me.

Here’s my pronoun page, please read it as it’s important.

I have quite a few interests, but my main ones are:

Object shows

The Pink Corruption

Regretevator

Bugbo

Wandersong

Minesweeper

JSaB

CRK / Cookie Run Kingdom

Note: just because they’re my interests doesn’t mean I’m always going to post about them.

Another note: I do not associate myself with being in the jsab fandom and never will. I just like the game.

I would appreciate it if you don’t interact with me if you:

Fall under basic DNI lists.

Are a NSFW, NSFT or minor DNI blog.

Support people, ships, or other miscellaneous things that are problematic.

Are a proshipper / comshipper (technically falls under above rule but I want to make sure y’all understand this one).

Strongly enforce / project your religion onto others.

Go to blogs to be an asshat.

[ NOTE: I am fine with adult blogs interacting, just don’t be weird or creepy. I am a minor, I would NOT like to deal with that. ]

I also have a few tags I use (which may be added onto).

Mist’s Shenanigans - Out of context posts, shitposts or just me being chaotic.

Mist’s Art - My art based posts. [NOTE: Some posts may contain vent art: these are tagged vent art and have a “continue under cut” as well.]

Mist’s Ask Responses - Ask responses.

Mist’s Submissions - My submissions.

Mist’s Thoughts - My thoughts, negative and positive. [Please look at the tone tags on these posts; I’d appreciate it.]

Right before we get to the last of all of this, here’s some notes about me.

I am a minor. Please don’t be weird with me and keep that in mind when interacting.

I dislike the topic of religion due to past and current events in my life. It’d be immensely preferred if the topic is brought away from me.

I may have hyperactive-impulsive adhd (I am not diagnosed) meaning that I can be very disorganized, chaotic, forgetful and hyperactive at times I shouldn’t. Please bear with me, I’m trying my best here.

I curse; if you don’t like this, please tell me and I’ll try to tone it down.

I find it difficult to tell what tones people are in sometimes, so it’d be appreciated if you use some form of tone indicator like tone tags.

I love it when people interact with me. I love seeing notifications! Feel free to mass like and/or reblog my posts, as I don’t mind in the slightest.

I am the embodiment of the word ambivert. (Half joking here; I’m just extremely ambiverted.)

I myself may mass like and reblog people’s posts, please tell me if you don’t like this.

Lastly, here’s some boundaries of mine. Please respect them.

If you know my real name, please do NOT use variations of it. I genuinely hate variations of my name being used on me and it makes me uncomfortable.

I dislike the topic of religion, as seen above. Please don’t bring it into casual conversation, as I’ve already been exposed to enough toxic religion related stuff.

Don’t reblog my vents unless there’s a tag explicitly saying you can. Please just comment or ignore them.

Please don’t censor tws. I have a few things filtered out and I don’t want to see them.

Here’s some userboxes; thanks for reading!

(By the way, the only userbox that is mine is the minesweeper one; the others are not mine.)

[ The separators were made by @cafekitsune, please go give them some love and check them out! /nf ]

[smollstuff-art]

about & such below 👇🏻 [last updated Sep 16]

about me:

u can call me smoll! c: i'm almost 30, i go by they, i'm legally blind + colorblind, and i love love love cutesy stuff!!! as well as some nerdy stuff! i have 2 partners & a couple pets u will be hearing about from time to time. :)

some of my fav things in the world are: dragon ball<3, Sanrio (particularly Hello Kitty + Friends!), stuffies, wrasslin', elder scrolls, star wars, my local parks n libraries, stuffies, Godzilla, lotsa cartoons, the ocean, my sweet lil family, and of course stuffies! ;3

about my art:

i mostly enjoy (and have the most experience) making visual art that is bright, simple, & a tad nostalgic! i love making people smile, so if i can do that with my drawings + crafts then i think that's super great! ^.^

that being said, i'm hoping running this blog will help lead me to exploring a lot more mediums, styles, & ideas that i've not gotten to experiment with yet! so who knows what diff types of art i'll be making in the future!

i haven't done any artistic writing in a very (veerrryyy) long time, so i'm obvs not sure how to describe my writing style. i suppose we will all find out together when i get to posting some! :-)

about my blog:

i plan for this blog to be an amalgam of all the facets of my art side, which is a pretty big range of styles n subjects! on top of that, i want to share lots of my personal art journey as well. this would include finished projects, works-in-progress, my thoughts on things as i make them, looks into my arting & crafting space, all that fun stuff!

i'll also be making fun "aesthetic blog" type of stuff eventually (think moodboards + other edits) that will hopefully start to vary in style over time like my art. and of course i'll be sharing other artists' work, either from artists here on tumblr, reblogs from curators, or possibly even posting things i find on my own either online or out in the wild (that i will always credit!)

this blog will run about 95% on queue, aside from the little blabby text posts i'll be making. if u don't want to see me reblogging my own posts a whole bunch u can filter "#selfrb" to hide those posts. :) also feel free to spam like or reblog as much as u want, i never mind! <3

i don't have any kind of strict DNI, just know i block bigots/exclusionists and porn blogs on sight. i don't mind minors following as i have no intent to post any art, etc. that would be considered inappropriate on here. however, i do ask any minors to block the tag "#minors dni" bc i am an adult who will occasionally discuss or make jokes about adult subjects.

tag system:

since my blog has so much going on i'll be sure to tag posts very thoroughly!! please use this comprehensive list as navigation and/or a filtering guide! :)

tags for my posts

#op - every original post of mine

#diary - personal posts

#smollstuff - all my finished work

#arts - all my visual art posts (including wips, process pics, etc.)

#crafts - all my craft posts (same as above)

#writings - all my, well.. writing posts

#studio - all about my workspace

#moodboards - all my finished moodboards

#my palletes - all palettes made by me

#thoughtful - my random thoughts about art or being an artist

#uploads - (credited) uploads of others' art

#shitposts - general silliness

typical tumblr tags

#asks - all my asks

#anons - all anonymous asks

reblog/queue tags

#rb - all reblogs from others

#inspo - inspiration/motivation i find in others' art posts

#tumblr artist - rbs of art specifically made by artists u can follow here on tumblr!

#aes - everything that falls into my major aesthetic vibes

#palette - pretty colors/palettes

#fav art - my absolute favorites of other artists' work

this list/post will obviously change over time, but for now if u have questions not answered here (or just wanna say hi!) feel free to send me an ask! i hope y'all enjoy going on my art journey with me!💖

[chaoticcloudcommand]

Clouds and Dumpster Fires Main

NSFW Blog: @acloudthatneedspraise

Backup account: @chaoticcloudcommand2 & @acloudthatneedspraise2

Some people's pinned post is like blog rules or a long written exposition of what their morals are. Some times it's a trigger warning for the content of their blog so that people know not to interact with potentially harmful content.

Mine? You may be asking yourself… A sparkling word art gif displaying the phrase "Real Cowboys Ride Cock":

Okay for real tho... this is where I post all my bullshit. Random shitposting. Reblogging and making fanfic and fanart. I'll post about my life and my job. I'll rant. I'll laugh. I'll cry. Maybe you want to join me?

I reblog a lot of things so to keep it all organized I have a tag system that I sometimes follow. Self tag is #cloud speaks. Shit posts will be tagged with #shitpost. Under #Ramblings of a cloud, my thoughts on various fandom related things. I tag my own fics with #Cloud's Fics for now until I get a masterlist going. Any asks are tagged with #Cloud Answers. I do my best to tag things accordingly.

And I guess now I have to make blog rules so here we go:

DNI:

🔞 If you are a child, and I don't care if you're 17 and you think that's close enough. Do. Not. Follow. Me. I will block you. I reblog, heart, and make alot of 18+ NSFW content. I make posts that are inappropriate for minors. Do not follow me. I will block you. Like honestly I shouldn't even have to say this the art above this literally says "Real Cowboys Ride Cock". This blog is alot cleaner then the other one but that is besides the point.

MINORS DNI WITH EITHER OF MY BLOGS

If you are "pro-life" and the kind of "pro-life" person that think abortion is murder and wants to take away womans right, get fucked. If youre not that kind of "pro-lifer", you are more than welcome to stay.

DNI If you are a TERF or any kind of LGBTQ+phobe.

If you are or think that MAPS (AKA FUCKING PEDOPHILES) is a valid sexuality then DNI. Literally choke on a cock and die. I hope you get swarmed by hornets. Fuck off.

If you're a Zionist or a Nazi get absolutely fucked. If you think what is happening in Palestine is anything other than a Genocide try to imagine watching *your* small child or entire family line get blown up by bombs over something you have nothing to do with and see how you like it.

I once blocked someone because they said they didn't like pizza. I blocked someone last week because I didn't like their vibes. No one is safe.

Blog Rules:

Please just be respectful. Biggest rule here is don't be a dick.

Don't submit/ask/commission me to write anything NSFW involving minor characters. I do not write for "adult" charecters that are coded as children either. It's fucking disgusting and makes me feel all icky 🤢

I write and do things at my pace. I do not take anything in life seriously and that includes this blog.

Masterlist

I'm kinda lazy so I will get around to this eventually, maybe, probably not.

[filipinoizukuu]

hi! my names codi/claudio :) im an artist/writer with my main blog under the user @/collisiondiscourse. i use this blog to shitpost and post statuses and also answer a lot of friend asks and stuff—basically a spam account! i really like bnha and bkdk, but u will occasionally see other stuff here like mp100 and tiger & bunny! asks and anons and submissions are almost always open, but i will delete asks that make me uncomfy

of course, not every ask i dont respond to makes me uncomfy! i get a lot of asks n submissions sometimes, so it takes me some time to respond.

i tag slightly inappropriate stuff with #nsfk and if the post is my own, i dont want minors interacting with them in an equally inappropriate manner. i try to tag things, but note that i am a bnha blog so i will not tag things that are typical to canon like fictional depictions or mentions of blood

a few more notes below!

i like being tagged in all might fanart, bkg fanart, deku fanart, bkdk posts, or any memes you feel have my energy!!

i like/appreciate almost every single bnha character! theres no character hate here except for bakugou bc i use it to mask my unearthly desire for him

i flirt back n forth a lot with my moots but its all platonic and in good fun. most posts r tagged as fruit.txt

please don't assertively tell me to go to sleep. If you care, ask me gently!!

[children-of-trifarian]

Quick Rules and Mun info for Mobile

Mun

Name: Elini    Age: 21+     Gender Female (she/they)

Banner Art Done by MangakaNekoChan

Other Blogs: Main Meme Blog

Hello I am the meme queen, I am here to post dumb shit that makes me happy. I’ve been lurking around a few League of Legends rp blogs for a bit and decided to make my own. I’ve written for an rp blog once before but my main background in rping is with tabletop rpgs (Warhammer Fantasy RPG, Shadowrun, and Call of Cthulhu RPG to be specific). Please know it may take me a while to respond, so feel free to pester me occasionally. I’m just here to have fun, so if you want to chat let me know I’m very chill.

Rules

I will not write any smut or anything outwardly sexual for involving these characters. I consider that both of these characters are too young to be written in those situations and I am also personally uncomfortable with writing smut. That being said, both of my muses are still adults and still understand things of a sexual nature. Jokes and innuendos are fine, as they might make those jokes themselves which I will tag appropriately, but do not inappropriately touch or expose your muse to my characters. I will warn you once if you write anything that I am uncomfortable with but if you continue I will block you.

For shipping; I will only write romantic relationships for these characters with muses who are 18-25 years old. Anyone older than 25 I consider to be too old to be in a romantic ship with my muses, for those I will only write platonic relationships. I also want to plot and develop romantic relationships so even if I suggest it, please don’t write anything unless it’s been established. For established romantic ships with Megaera I’m okay with saying that our muses have had sex if we’ve talk about it or its been established. For Caitiff however she is asexual and I will only write her in purely romantic ships.

As said before; these muses are still adults and may write about them drinking alcohol. They are both old enough to drink responsibly, this will be tagged appropriately.

No God Mode or Instant Death, if you do send me anything like this out of context I’ll just write it as a shitpost. I would like to write combat with these muses but it should either be plotted out or we should agree on a system of dice rolling to make it seem fair.

Themes violence and war will be prevalent throughout this blog, I do not share my muses beliefs, views or actions when it comes to violence or war. This blog is for purely fictional writing purposes and I do not endorse violence, war or imperialism.

Please be specific when sending asks or starters which muse or muses you want to interact with. I’m okay with rping with both at the same time as long as it would make sense for them to be in the same location, but if you just want to interact with one of them specifically please make it clear.

I have trouble with grammar and spelling as much as I try to correct it myself. If you have problems with grammar and spelling errors you may not want to interact with me. Also please message privately if you find any of these errors before you reblog any of my posts so I can correct them.

These characters are not my own and were originally created by Riot for Legends of Runeterra, everything I write here is my own interpretation of them.

If I do anything you find offensive on my blog please politely let me know. I will try to tag what I can but feel free to message me or ask me on anon to tag something. Even if your not a mutual or an rp blogger yourself I want you to feel safe on my blog. I will not tolerate any hate and/or sexually offensive comments towards me, or guilt and toxic behavior. You will be blocked if you are excessively rude to the Mun.

[damaramegido]

pinned worm time :)

basic info

what up i’m acey jane aka anna cassidy [last name redacted] and i’m your friendly tmbg mutual from hell

gender-nonconforming cis woman (she/her), i identify strongly as Girl but societal expectations of what that should mean are fuckin bullshit that i refuse to follow!

allo lesbian and monogamous (she’s single and horny ladies!)

i’m 28 years old (2/18/1993), minors can interact but please don't get weird or age-inappropriate!

(YES I KNOW I LOOK SUPER YOUNG I HAVE GENETIC BABYFACE, BLAME MY DAD, I AM A GROWN-ASS LADY)

white (german and irish so pearl only half hates me i guess)

autistic and mentally ill, also a side helping of chronic physical illness bc fuck my life i guess

left-wing democratic socialist (albeit definitely who tries really hard to avoid political discourse online because a lot of it is Really Bad)

norcal girl, ask me for weird info about the greater sf bay area because believe me i have Stories (and an accent apparently)

lowkey definitely a they might be giants groupie (14 shows and counting!), please talk to me about tmbg because i love them more than life itself

winner of the Best Homestuck To Mainstream Fandom award (source: self)

captain of the pearlrose garbage barge, which is on fire

not the original owner of the damaramegido url but i've had it since 2015 so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(yes i'm using my canon homestuck url for a tmbg/steven universe stan blog, what of it)

fandoms and interests

steven universe

they might be giants

homestuck

gravity falls

the owl house

pokemon

animation in general

language

shitposting

fanfiction

horror and general morbid shit

true crime

internet/fandom culture and history

other cool things

other notes

i'm in a horrible friend group chat called the shitpost crew and our shenanigans are fucking legendary. (yes that link is required reading, just so you know what kind of horrid goblin bitch i truly am)

i try extremely hard to avoid discourse because it's annoying and i have better things to do. don't drag me into that shit pls...let me wallow in Trash Hell in peace

i'm generally willing to tag things for mutuals and friends, and i try to tag fairly comprehensively in general! my tags page can be found here.

i really love being sent/tagged in things, if you see something and think “hmm this seems up acey’s alley” please feel free to send it my way!

i’m also always down to make new friends in general--if you ever wanna hmu feel free to shoot me an ask or a message, i promise i don’t bite! i’m also generally willing to give my discord out, but please ask off anon if you want it so i can give it privately. c:

i'm a filthy shipper from hell and always have been, though of course i tag appropriately. here’s my shipping wall!

my blog title is a very obscure tmbg reference

yes i have a homestuck tattoo. no i do not regret it

i have a tmbg tattoo too why does no one talk about THAT?? smh

i fucked up some shrinky dinks once

i purble

john hlans. burg bi sexu

icon by @disinvited-guest, check her out for that good tmbg content!

(no my icon is not ebony dark’ness dementia raven way but i do understand why you might assume it is)

links

writing blog

art blog

ao3

twitter

deviantart

instagram

spotify

listography 

dedicated tumblr links page

[inappropriatewenning]

GETTING TO KNOW ME

i was tagged by @qinghe-s

why did you choose your url?

I just love the whole bit where Wei Wuxian is trying to convince everyone that he’s Doing So Great Now Thanks after breaking up with the cultivation world.  And then his dead guy says they don’t have any tea?  That’s so inappropriate, Wen Ning.

any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

This is the sideblog!  My main blog is @needsmoreresearch. 

how long have you been on tumblr?

Oh god since Jan. 2013 I think?  Don’t make me do the math.

do you have a queue tag?

Yeah, “that’s your queue.”

why did you start your blog in the first place?

I spent so long resisting mdzs/cql because I just Didn’t Need A New Interest but then my buddy got me into it and I just...I want to reblog so much stuff without worrying that the rest of my friends aren’t interested.  Like, so many of my friends don’t want gruesome 3zun art?  At least I’m assuming they don’t?  They probably don’t even care that A-Yao is small!  Nie Huaisang occasionally gets to go on my main blog though as a treat, because the old problems have been solved but new ones have arrived.

why did you choose your icon/pfp?

lol I just wanted an icon and I happened to have this screenshot saved to alarm my friend with

why did you choose your header?

It’s the bit where he says “That’s so inappropriate, Wen Ning.”

what’s your post with the most notes?

On this blog, no idea, I don’t make many original posts and I’m just a tiny sprout of a newbie in the vast field of fandom.  I said something about tgcf once and half a dozen people liked it.

how many followers do you have?

41.  Tiny sprout!

how many people do you follow?

216 (followed with @needsmoreresearch), but many of those are old and inactive. Miss you guys, hope you’re all doing well off-tumb!

have you ever made a shitpost?

 I’m not really here to be serious, so sure.

how often do you use tumblr each day?

...basically whenever I am awake and in front of the computer.

did you have a fight/argument with a blog once?

I think on my main blog I’ve been sort of on the sidelines of a few arguments about the French Revolution.  I’m pretty conflict-averse, though.  I’m not here to fight!  Don’t ask me, I don’t know, I don’t know!

how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this post’?

Only if you’re joking and it’s a picture of cute snails or something.  Don’t do that shit for real, and especially don’t do the next-level guilt-trip of “I know ____ won’t be reblogging this post but.” 

do you like tag games?

Sure!  But I usually wimp out of answering and I never know who to ask.

do you like ask games?

Sure, from time to time!

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

oh god i don’t even know who’s a mutual here on this blog, i don’t know who anyone is, again i am a tiny sprout

do you have a crush on a mutual?

 @lansplaining is like, you know, an Actual Real-life Friend <3 <3 <3

oh gosh i don’t know who to tag but if you want to do this you can totally say i tagged you <3

[fear0fdeathkeepsusalive]

Slick

Tags: Definitely @musikat18 (because she is Lumberjack Wife) @yallneedtrek @bkwrm523 @bookcaseninja @annathewitch   @sloth-lady-s

Summary: A part of the ‘Sticky’ series, ideas are from the Urban Shitposting Discord Group and written out by me. 

Rating: M 

I apologize for the very, very long wait. Gavin has not been playing along. I have tried several hundred times to write this chapter and he has been no help. This will be the last and final part of the Sticky series. Unfortunately it doesn’t follow the previous part “Stripped” in Gavin’s point of view. I couldn’t take the chance of loosing my muse again and never finishing this series of shorts. So here it is. I hope you all enjoy it - sorry that it’s probably not worth the extremely long wait.

*****

It was early, still dark outside as you opened the office with your key. The cool air nipped at your exposed legs; someone must have left the air conditioner running last night. Shuffling quickly to the alarm system you punched the code in before it could blare out in the much welcomed silence. You moved on auto pilot, turning on the computer at your desk, checking the fax machine and waking the coffee pot. The steady dripping on the brown bean flavored water set the mood for the morning. Everything was calm. You were calm. Or so you tried to keep telling yourself. 

Smoothing the skirt you wore, you brushed off imaginary lint. Today to were having lunch with Gavin. Well not just Gavin. There was a wealthy investor that Gavin was meeting with today for lunch. Your handsome boss had asked you to come along, help him keep the files organized and be a witness to the signing of a contract. Naturally you dressed a little nicer than you normally would for work because of this meeting. 

You continued through your morning routine, watering the plants, checking the emails and preparing a cup of coffee for Gavin. He would be in within the next ten minutes and would most likely need the caffeinated drink desperately. He was extremely stressed about this deal going through when he left work last night so he most likely didn’t sleep well. 

Sighing, you got back to work. There was an order in and so you pulled out an order sheet and a pen to make up a chart for the delivery crew. Your clumsy fingers dropped the pen and it rolled under your desk. Groaning in annoyance you pushed your chair back to locate said pen. Dropping to the floor you reached out for the writing utensil that had made it all the way to the back of the desk. 

*

Gavin stopped short as he entered the office. Y/N was crawling under the desk, booty sticking in the air as you rummaged around for a moment. He greedily soaked in the slight, a small wave of heat setting over his skin. 

A victorious cry left Y/N’s lips as you suddenly sat up, forgetting you were under a desk and smashed your head. “Ow.” You cried as you quickly grabbed your head in your free hand. The other hand still gripped tightly around a pen. He couldn’t help but chuckle. 

You must have heard him because you jumped and hit your head again. “Ow…” He winced and moved over to you. “Good morning Gavin.” You slid out from the desk, careful to not hit yourself a third time. 

Gavin allowed his eyes to dance over your figure as you brush dirt off your exposed legs. “You look beautiful.” The words escaped his lips before he could catch them. He was pleased to see you smile up at him instead of being weirded out by his compliments. He really needed to reel it back in; he was your boss and lately his behavior hadn’t been very professional. 

“Ready for the meeting?” You asked gently and he scoffed in return. 

“Like hell I am. What if I fuck it all up and he backs down from the deal?” He ran a hand through his hair, giving it a disheveled look. 

Your gently touch was sudden and he almost jumped as you grabbed his free hand. “Gavin,” Lord he could hear you say his name all day. “you're gonna do just fine. I'll be there with you if you need a buffer.” 

He could have purred as you reached up to run your fingers through his hair, making it fall back into place. “What would I do without you?” He mumbled. 

“Probably cancel the lunch.” You gave him a cheeky smile and pushed him toward the coffee pot. “Now go have a cup and relax.” 

“Thanks, Y/N.”

*

It didn’t surprise you when the deal went rather well, the CEO of the partnering company bought them two rounds of drinks. Gavin toasted in delight and gave you a smile that you couldn’t help but return. 

The CEO turned his attention to his briefcase on the floor and started to rummage around for the paperwork to sign. A warm hand landed on you knee and you jumped slightly before looking at Gavin. 

He was smiling at you still before he leaned closer to whisper in your ear. “Thank you again for this, Y/N. You definitely have been a big help here." His hand squeezed your knee softly. "I don't know how I'll ever repay you." Chuckling softly you turned to him. “Oh I’m sure you’ll think of something.” You stated as you imagined coming into work the next morning to a small batch of cupcakes from his sister-in-law.

 “I’m sure I will.” 

The two of you froze. The tone of voice he used was highly suggestive, the words falling off his tongue in a purr. Immediately he tore his hand off your leg. The CEO found his paperwork just in time and slid it across the table. 

The remainder of lunch was fine, but you could feel a little bit of tension between Gavin and yourself. You hated it.

With a copy of the deal in your hands the two of you made it back to his truck and sat in uncomfortable silence. Gavin’s fingers tapped rapidly on the steering wheel as he sighed a few times, as if he was for a loss of words. 

You turned to talk to him - but the stress and anxiety was written all of his features. Instead you turned to look out your window, gazing at the mountains in the distance. Your mind kept wandering to the tone of voice he used, how warm it made you feel and also how it shocked you. You wished there was something you could do to make him feel better about it - you were sure he didn’t mean anything by it. It was most likely just a normal automatic response that he was used to saying. That thought made you feel even worse, now wondering who the lucky lady was. 

Gavin parked the truck in front of the office and sat there for another moment before finally speaking to you. “You can go inside. I’ll be in shortly.”

You looked over at him, his eyes still glued to stare out the front window. Choosing not to respond verbally, you nodded you head and opened the door before heading inside. 

*

He watched you walk to the building, your hips moving perfectly as you moved. “Damn it.” He groaned and hit the steering wheel. He needed to calm down and figure out the best way to apologize for what happened at the restaurant without making it too awkward. 

He sighed loudly. It was now or never. Walking slowly to the building his mind raced with different scenarios of how this would go. Each one made him feel worse and worse. You sat at your desk as he walked into the room. A pen rested against your lips as concentrated on the work in front of you. Your tongue came out to wet your lips as you placed the pen on the sheet you were working on. 

Something inside of him snapped and he decided that the choice was never, storming to his office he slammed the door shut and cursed loudly. Loud enough that he knew you heard as soon as it left his mouth. 

A timid knock came rapping on his door, but you didn’t give him the chance to tell you to go away. Instead your body moved in quickly and closed the door. Guilt poured over him as your eyes stared at the floor. “Sir, I just wanted to apologize.”

“Apologize? For what?” Gavin moved closer to you, concerned. 

“Well… I’m… I’m the reason your in a bad mood right? I did something wrong at lunch?” You sounded so unsure, but convinced that this was all your fault.

“What?” He questioned in a snap that caused you to look up.”

“Well, I -”

“How could you even think that?” He moved closer so that he was just a few steps away from you. “I’m mad at myself. What I did at lunch was highly inappropriate. You should be mad at me.”

“I’m not mad.” 

“I know and that’s why I have to be mad at myself. I have to draw that line constantly with you and it frustrating.”

There was a paused moment. “I’m sorry.”

“Don’t - don’t do that. It’s not your fault. You did nothing wrong.” His mind was racing, words tumbling out of his mouth.

*

“Neither did you.” You replied. 

“But I did! I’m your boss. I shouldn’t be touching your leg, making suggestive comments, thinking about how badly I want to take you, making you moan for me.” He paused in his rant as he realized what he said while your eyes widened in shock. “FUCK!” 

You winced as he yelled. “Gavin…” You couldn’t believe what he said. 

“See, I can’t control myself around you - and I’m sorry.”

“Gavin-”

“I’m sorry I fucked this all up. I ruined our friendship-”

“Gavin-”

“...and I completely understand that you want to quit.”

“GAVIN!” You finally yelled over him. “Just shut up.” 

And he did. The two of you stood there, just breathing for a few moments.

“Do you mean it?”

“Of course I’m sorry. I wouldn’t lie-”

“Not that.” You looked at him. “The other stuff.”

He looked ashamed. “Y/N - you’re beautiful, caring with the biggest heart. I couldn’t help but be attracted to you. And I’m sorry that I couldn’t be a good boss and control-”

“Prove it.” You stated confidently, the thought of him making a move on you had you feeling warm.

“Y/N - you don’t know what your asking for.”

“Gavin, prove it, or I’m walking out and never coming back.” You meant it. 

He moved so he was right in front of you, his eyes searching your body for any signs of hesitancy. Slowly he lifted his hand and brought it to your face, cupping your cheek gently before leaning in. His nose pressed against you opposite cheek, breathing in your scent, before sighing against your lips. “Y/N…” He whispered, his lips brushing against yours as he spoke.

“Gavin…” you murmured, closing your eyes while enjoying his gentle affections. 

He sealed his lips on yours, pressing firmly for a few seconds and releasing them for a second and moving back in. He repeated these gentle kisses and you returned them. His free hand landed on you hip, holding you close but still with space between your bodies.

Your hands both slide up his chest to his shoulders, the kisses becoming more rapid as you pressed closer to his body. The two of you moving to the couch he often crashed on. Sitting down, he pulled you with him, your legs spreading over his hips as you sat in his lap.

“Yes…” You heard him whisper as he breathed desperately against your mouth. A shiver of arousal coursed through you and you were about to back off when his lips started attacking your skin, trailing down your jawline to your neck trailing slowly. Once every few kisses he skim his teeth softly against your neck. 

*

He could feel shivers pass though your body at his simple touches - your fingers digging into his skin as if you were to explode at any moment if he stopped. “Y/N… can, can I have you?” He knew this was moving quickly, but he thought about this for so long. “I need you.” His hips rocked up against your heat causing your nails to bite into his skin. He was rewarded with a delicious moan as you unconsciously rocked against him, seeking the feeling it gave you. 

Your eyes slid open, a purr escaping you as you rolled against his hard on before capturing his lips. “Yes…” You responded as you ended the kiss.

The second the word left your mouth, you were on your back laying on the couch. Gavin’s hands were pushing up your skirt to your hips as he removed the undergarment that was already slick with your juices. His eyes traveled up your body and his hands traveled down your legs. "I'm gonna make you feel good. Just relax, okay sweetheart."

You nodded your head, timidly and he smirked before trailing kisses up your legs, spreading them apart as he traveled up. 

Once he reached your apex he wasted no time in denying you pleasure. The moans that escaped your mouth only encouraged him to continue. Reaching up with one hand he grabbed one of yours and laced your fingers with his. 

His tongue dipped into you, collecting a scoop of your nectar as he drank greedily. He hummed in enjoyment, causing shocks of pleasure to shoot through you. 

It didn't take long until you were a mumbling mess, biting your lip to quiet your screams as you came against his mouth. 

*

You couldn't remember the last time you felt this good. You panted, trying to catch your breath as Gavin moved up your body. You welcomed the gentle weight as he rested atop you. 

"Not done with you yet sugar." 

He must had removed his pants while you were in a daze full recovery from your orgasm because you felt the tip of his head lining up at your entrance. "You ready?" 

Nodding you reached up and buried your hands into his hair. With a very slow, deep and careful thrust he moaned at your tightness around him. 

You couldn't help but respond with a gravelly moan of your own as he stretched into you. The pull back was just as deliciously torturous, stopping just before he pulled all the way before sinking back in. 

He increased the speed at which your hips met and your couldn't suppress the sultry moan that feel from your lips. You couldn't think of anything except that this was exactly what you needed. You craved this. 

Gavin swallowed your next moan in a steamy kiss that your returned with greedy fervor. You found yourself pushing his body away from yours, disconnecting your bodies completely before you pushed him down on the couch. 

Gavin trembled and let out a hungry whine as you sank down on his cock. Rocking against him, you kept the movement at a slow and steady pace as you got accustomed to the new position, relishing the feeling of your walls gripping onto him with every thrust. 

Increasing the speed of your hips you really began to fuck Gavin, his hips slammed up to meet yours as you came down. You cried out in ecstasy as he hit something inside you that made your whole body tingle. 

Smirking up at you he angled himself to hit that spot over and over and over again. Urgency began to pump through your veins, your lower stomach already coiling and tighting as you drew closer and closer to your second orgasm. A familiar shiver ran through you before the dam broke, coming hard around Gavin's cock. 

He continued, hands at your hips helping you rise and fall as you rode the waves of your release. Somehow he swamped your positions without withdrawing from your core.

Gavin was panting, sweat rolled down the small of his back. He buried a hand into your hair and pressed a kiss to your lips. "One more time baby, come for me just one more time."

It was amazing that you could have a third orgasm in such a short amount of time from your second, but you did. His hips slammed into one more time as he groaned into your mouth, releasing his seed. 

The two of you laid there a moment, panting heavily as you came down from your highs. Eventually Gavin got up and ran into the bathroom attached to his office and ran some water. 

He returned with a washcloth and with the utmost care, cleaned you gently of any sticky fluids. Pressing a gently kiss to your lips and smiled. "Let's take the rest of the day off and go take a nap." He suggested as he noted how exhausted you looked. 

"Can't we just nap here?" 

Gavin smiled and locked the door to his office so no one could come in the rest of the day. 

The End

[my-autistic-things]

A Gaudy Conclusion

I'm going to delete almost all the posts about Gaud after I post this, but I'm going to summarize what happen on my blog, go over the claims as to why Gaud is problematic, and also give a shorter conclusion if you don't want to read the individual points.

Summary:

I posted a "rip Gaud, an autistic icon" after they got deleted in the Tumblr purge, took a nap, then they were suddenly back. In the meanwhile, an anon messaged me saying I really shouldn't call them an autistic icon and they are actually really problematic. I didn't know anything about that and just called them an autistic icon bc that's what was in their bio (read: I wasn't completely serious about them being an autistic icon, but I'm not saying they aren't one; it was a joke). Since there's so many callout posts for people that aren't even worth reading I figured it was one of that and Gaud wasn't really problematic; they just said someone controversial or something and people are reacting. The anon came back saying how Gaud made rape/Nazi/pedo jokes and the messages started to get rude. I was quite shocked to hear that because I didn't know Gaud was anything like that, but I also haven't been a follower of theirs for that long. Anon didn't give any context or sources, and after I asked, they sent one last message not giving any sources and just being rude before leaving. Another anti-Gaid anon sent me a message saying that bad stuff was happening on the Gaud Discord and I should take responsibility to go find stuff out. Meanwhile, I got multiple people saying that Gaud isn't problematic and a couple people didn't even know any discourse was happen (like me). I went and searched for any facts after work today, couldn't find anything solid after like an hour. I reblogged a couple posts that gave more information and added my own stuff trying to figure it out.

The Controversy:

There is a few things that people are saying Gaud is doing/has done wrong. Here is what I have figured out regarding context and facts I was able to scrape together.

1) They made a discord, was part of it for awhile, left, didn't shut it down (it's still going on) and the whole content is horrible (and Gaud doesn't even know themselves what is happening in it).

~People are saying that Gaud is at fault for making such a toxic place and have accused them of participating in the bad jokes and that's why they are problematic. The issue is that I haven't seen any proof of this, or really anything that Gaud has said on Discord, so it's all a matter of who you believe (anons coming into people's ask boxes hating on Gaud, or,,,,, not believing them bc there really isn't another side)

2) Gaud commissioned and/or posted NSFW art from an artist that happened to be a minor. As you can see, that could be interpreted as really bad, but Gaud didn't know that the artist was a minor and imediately took down the post and apologized.

~People are saying that bc of this, they are a pedophile supporter or even a pedophile themselves. Now, there isn't really any grounds to say this bc there wasn't any pedo-like that happened. I get that you can see it as really inappropriate, but bc Gaud took down the post and apologized saying that didn't know the artist was a minor, I don't feel like it warrants these claims.

3) One anon found out that the Gaud pic (the creepy pink blog with weird eyes and face) is trademarked and Gaud is selling it on their website on t-shirts and called them out on that to another blog (as in, not Gaud, as in, Gaud could not even know about this). I don't know the legality of the situation, but I think that's illegal (?).

~People are saying Gaud is bad because they are selling trademarked merchandise. Again, don't know what laws are, but from what I've seen, it seems that Gaud did change the design slightly (?). It's more of just the face part on a shirt instead of the bank it represents. Again, I don't know the whole situation or legality, this is just what I've read about this issue.

4) On the same topic of selling merchandise; Gaud has posted multiple times advertising their shop and saying how they want people to buy their stuff. Yeah that's it. Literally did the exact same thing everyone with a shop does.

~People are accusing Gaud of "forcing their merchandise down their throats" and that they are borderline harassing people about buying their stuff. I've seen wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more posts about other people's shops than I've seen about Gaud's shops, so people are really reaching for that claim. I get that it may seem like they are being forceful, but also, you should keep in mind that they are a shitposter and say things with confidence that probably didn't mean to be read in a forceful tone (more as a joke). That's just what I've gleamed from reading the few posts about this so it may be more complicated than this but I really don't think it is.

Further conclusion (TL;DR):

Gaud has been accused of multiple things, but it seems like there isn't any real evidence to support that Gaud is actually problematic. Due to Gaud possibly not even knowing about the issue (issue #3), or people not seeing Gaud being apologetic about the issue (issue #2), there is probably some miscommunication happening. There is also no evidence aside from word of mouth about the Discord stuff (issue #1). I tried to do my research to he as well informed as possible but I couldn't find actual evidence. I drew my own company conclusions trying as hard as possible to not be bias. Every single person accusing Gaud I've seen is incredibly bias and angry. As I've said before in almost every single post about this, I am 100% open about the possibility that Gaud is problematic if someone would sending me sources instead of claims. I personally couldn't find anything but I'm also really bad at using Tumblr and could be searching in the wrong tags/keywords.

Last words:

I'll continue reblogging posts by Gaud if I feel like y'all would like them (disability/autism/mental illness/certain types of shitposts). If Gaud is proven problematic, I don't want to support someone who's as the anons claim they are. I really wouldn't like for people to continue discourse on this blog about Gaud because it seems like that would be overzealous, but anyone with proof/sources (not claims of reading proof, but actual links/submission screenshots/etc) of either side are welcome. I also wouldn't mind people giving more facts about the situations so we all can be better informed (plus its really hard to pin down what people were remembering happened vs what actually happened); I probably won't post them but add it into this post to make it more accurate.

[adhdpie]

‘i don’t have adhd but this adhd post is #relateable’

(the majority of this post is pulled from an older reblog I did on my main, @vantasticmess.)

it’s ADHD Awareness Month so here’s a post about it. :D

I’ve gotten sooo many ‘#not adhd but man i feel this’ tags on adhd posts i’ve made, and tbh tags of this type drive me nuts (b/c they make me doubt the validity of my diagnosis.)

but if you, a not-adhd person, see a post about adhd experiences and relate to it, please consider the following: 

maybe you do have adhd?

maybe it’s because most things that adhd people experience are things that most everyone experiences sometimes, only they experience it all the time.

at its heart, adhd is the inability to pick what your attention is locked onto, sometimes combined with a need to move constantly (hyperactivity).  This manifests as:

lively internal life + rapid thought & intuitive leaps of cognition - good when being creative, bad when trying to make a logical decision

overthinking things

impulsive behavior

short attention span + being easily distracted

unnaturally long attention span + inability to notice outside stimuli

short term memory dysfunction

executive dysfunction

no sense of priority (everything is equally important)

no sense of time in relation to self (cannot effectively tell how long an activity will take or develop a sense of urgency based on a deadline until the deadline is perilously close or already passed)

failure to follow through (leaving work incomplete)

forgetting to remember/remembering tasks at inappropriate times

intrusive thoughts

And pretty much everyone experiences one or all of these things at times, and these symptoms can spring from other causes than ADHD (for instance, executive dysfunction accompanies depression and anxiety as well).

But adhd people have this happen so constantly and so intrusively that we cannot complete basic tasks, even if we want to:

The only thing consistent about us is inconsistent results: sometimes we’re on time, sometimes we’re not. sometimes we’re reliable, sometimes we’re not. sometimes we’re studious, sometimes we’re not … (and trust me we’re not enjoying it any more than you are)

We fail classes, we drop out of college, we lose jobs, and no matter how much we try, we cannot fix it.

We can’t just remove distractions - our brains are a distraction.

We can’t just ‘try harder’ - our wayward mind might be focusing on our studying today, but tomorrow it might not. The same effort level will have wildly different results on different days because our attention cooperated … or didn’t.

it is literally impossible for us to choose our focus. pretty much ever.

it pisses off our friends, it pisses off our bosses, it pisses off our family, and it even pisses off ourselves. it affects every part of our life.

So adhd shitposts can be pretty relateable, even if you don’t have adhd.  But if this list sounds familiar - if the contents of it happen to you to the point that you’re getting in trouble at school or your job and you’re pissing off your friends? might be worth looking into what’s going on with you.

[whatthefuckugou]

1. Why did you choose your url?

i was huge into bnha and wanted a cheesy pun name, i wanted sighzawa so fucking bad but it was taken so here we are. i also had this as my discord name but when my mom saw it she said it was inappropriate because it said fuck in it so she made me change it on there

2. Any side blogs?

YESSS my art blog, formerly fingerspellingtopassthetime now @magnatherium; my writing blog, @basadd; a character acc for a fic i wrote, @test-account-s; and a vent blog and a ‘horny’ blog for when i draw characters kissing and i’m too embarrassed to post it on my main art blog lmao

3. How long have you been on tumblr?

UUUUHHHhhhhhHHH fifth grade! so like. wait lemme math this. since i was eleven, aka 5 years ago aka 2016

4. Do you have a queue tag?

absolutely not. i will bombard my followers with a little bit of everything all of the time

5. Why did you start this blog in the first place?

i kept seeing tumblr screenshots on pinterest and loving them and made a tumblr w a school account, but then i got paranoid they would hack it and find out i was trans (yeah so a WHILE ago) so i made this one w my personal email, originally under the name rooflesandelectrictrashcans

6. Why did you choose your icon?

i love typhlosion because it was my first starter pokemon in my first pokemon game, my first exposure to all things pokemon at age like, 7 or 8? his name is SCORCHSTAR and i still haven’t beaten that game at age 16 but i love him so much ive kinda made typhlosions my mascot, i was also given the name Ty because of it by a dear friend ily Ikki. oh also i drew it bc of the socialistteeth thing from furry twitter like?? spring 2020ish?

7. Why did you choose your header?

uhhhh i drew it, thought it was cute, and fits the alotted space well! also it’s dp everlasting trio(?)

8. How many mutuals do you have?

i have literally no clue how to count this. wish i could

9. How many followers do you have?

417!

10. How many do you follow?

2,919! i love seeing content

11. Have you ever made a shitpost?

id have to double check the definition of a shitpost but it’s a strong probably

12. How often do you use tumblr a day?

mmm maybe a few times a week, threeish, definitely more than i floss

13. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

the most exciting thing ive had happen on tumblr is my ex blocking me but not my sister akjksjd

14. How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

im a rebellious teenager so if u say that im immediately discouraged from reblogging; if i do reblog, i will cut out that reply if possible by rbing from a previous person on the post to save others the stress

15. Do you like tag & ask games?

yes i love attention <3

(i stole this without being tagged so you should too)

[art-blogge]

heph’s party hour.old.txt

It wasn't unusual for Hephaestus to get commissions and requests, nor was it for potential customers to come directly to his forge. It was not that Apollo and Hermes were guiding the man, nor was it Dolos allowing them in. Removing his welding mask and looking towards the entrance, Hephaestus counted five people in his line of sight.

Only two he did not recognize from the distance. One, he figured, was the customer, but the other he was unsure of until he was told. What made this unusual? Thanatos had tagged along.

Hephaestus couldn't help but raise his eyebrows upon recognizing Thanatos. Why was he here, he wondered, did he know the customer? Pushing the thought away, he stood up and removed his glove to greet the customer.

In the following fifteen minutes, a deal was made. The customer- Izanagi, he said his name was- was in need of particuarly sturdy bracelets. Thirteen, in fact. Normally Hephaestus focused his attention on larger projects, but he decided something small would be fun and worth his time. It would be a nice break froms armor and weapons, and thus he accepted.

While Apollo and Hermes had left, Thanatos had not, standing near Dolos and looking around. If Hephaestus had to guess how Thanatos was feeling, he would guess curious and interested. However, it is very hard to tell how someone feels when their entire face is covered.

"It's about to get very hot in here," Hephaestus warned everyone, literlly kick-starting the furnace, "Hang your coats and armor- I'm not having Apollo come back to help with your heat strokes."

Dolos then proceeded to make a fool of himself- or as it is called in modern times, shitposting- by making a few puns and posing in inappropriate places. Hephaestus decided this was unimportant, and stepped out to begin gathering supplies.

"So, what're you here for, Thanny?" Dolos asked his brother, attempting to handstand on the kiln. Dolos' tomfoolery was ignored by Thanatos, who opted to remove his helmet and coat. As he hung them up on the rack, he glanced back to see Dolos losing his balance.

"I'm merely curious," Thanatos finally stated, looking around the forge with a face to match. "I happened to be nearby, and tagged along because I'd never truly gotten a good look inside of here." This was an acceptable answer to Dolos, and returned to making an utter fool of himself. "That, and I hadn't seen you for a while." Dolos stopped mid-motion to swivel his head almost 180 degrees to stare at Thanatos. "That and.. What?"

Thanatos shook his head, suppressing what might have been a smirk. "You heard me. Just because I like having a repuation for being an asshole doesn't mean I don't care at all." That having been said, Thanatos returned to inspecting his surroundings, leaving Dolos to watch him in confusion. "Did the heat already get to you, Thanny?", Dolos wondered aloud, not intending to recieve an answer. It was indeed beginning to get very hot inside the forge, and Dolos already wanted the AC on. To be fair, he always wanted the AC on. With a reliable excuse as to why it should be on, Dolos turned the AC on.

The door was then smashed open, startling the two underworld gods so much they jumped into the air and failed to land.

"Hephaestus, fix my superweapon before I put you in a wheelchair!" Aforementioned weapon was haphazardly swung around as this new arrival bothered to look around. "Or one of you shitheads can do it!" Izanagi, meanwhile, was completely unfazed by the entering deity, only worried about the weapon that was held so carelessly.

"Ares," Izanagi groaned, shaking his head, "You almost gave them cardiac arrest. Last I checked, you need someone in good condition to perform repairs." For his wit, a piece of brick was personally broken off of the wall and thrown in his direction. It seemed Ares did not care all that much for bystanders. --- ----- --- Thanatos grumbled as he watched Dolos pick through a pile of rocks. Because Hephaestus had already been busy, they had to now find the right materials to repair Ares' oversized, most-likely-compensating-for-something weapon. At least, Dolos did- Thanatos didn't know anything about blacksmithing or what was needed for it.

@@ ------------------------ god bless chandler's law -send dolos and thanny on a fetch quest while izanagi chills/spars/sweats to death with ares