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me who doesnt trust this at ALL: omg its so cute that he said that to you aww
#i am straight up lying and i feel kinda bad but also. ive made it clear i think this is probably bad and if she decided to do it anyways#theres not much i can do. if i keep hammering it in im just gonna be annoying and make my friend not wanna talk to me#and ive never known a middle term between ''talking about how i disagree w something every time its brought up'' and ''lying through my#teeth pretending it doesnt bother me''#so lying it is!#(context: my 21yr old friend has started going out w a 31yr old man. its her first relationship ever. to me everything this guy says sounds#like a red flag and theres a lot that could go wrong on her end too)
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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me say dayo
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me say day
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a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
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hide the deadly black tarantula
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lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
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me say dayo
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
#icarus speaks#apollo cameo#okay i’m lying a bit#he DID elaborate and say the rope was large in the sense that it was long#not just an overly thick rope#but other than that? nothing. the inner workings of their mind are so beautiful
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whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH
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bonus !!
ford about bill:
bill about ford:
#I DETEST THEM#AAAAAA#please the way ive been lying awake at night thinking about this#alex hirsch YOUR BRAIN#idgaf if this doesnt mean anything at all THE PARALLELS??!!#them. THEM.#they make me sick did i mention this#gravity falls#billford#the book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pines#uncontrollable sobs#this is my magnum opus#i am so normal about them#toxic old man yaoi hits hard#“BILLFORD!” we cheer in unison
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ryan reynolds: I want deadpool and wolverine to fuck
disney: no
ryan reynolds: I REALLY want deadpool and wolverine to fuck
disney: no
ryan:
disney: the bartender asks if they’re going to fuck or fight, there’s two intimate fight scenes including a car sex squabble where they stick their swords into each other all night long, there’s a joke about wolverines dick being in deadpools mouth, wolverine becomes deadpools live in boy toy & while he does help wade get back w his gf, he probably watches. and u get to make a pegging joke
ryan: SOLD!!
#Deadpool#guys it’s so good I’m not lying#deadpool spoilers#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool and wolverine spoilers
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“You’d turn on me after all we’ve been through?”
#my art#life series#desert duo#desertduo#3rd life#wild life#wild life smp#gtwscar#goodtimeswithscar#gtwscar fanart#goodtimewithscar fanart#grian#grian fanart#bdubbleo100#bdubs#IM SO SO SO NORMAL AMOUT THEM#(<- lying through teeth)#(teeth? like popular song tongues and teeth by the crane wi-? 💥💥💥)#oh btw the text is from session 4 of wild life!! i just drew comparisons to 3rd life#OH AND AND !!! i tried to make the clouds and sun form an eye like the watchers but idk if it worked#anyways i’m insane over them#and put a bunch of small hidden references in here <3
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it's so nice to see Pangur getting over her fear and returning to normal. after months of nothing bad happening, she's finally had the brilliant thought of "huh.....perhaps nothing bad will happen???"
yes, pangur, you are living a life of decadence like none other. nothing bad will happen to you.
#she still hisses when she sees the kitten#but she doesn't move now#so she'll be lying in a silly position on a cushion while hissing her head off at a passing baby#Belphie is smart and just ignores her
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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!
regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!
regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.
gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!
no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!
Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!
honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3
#also: drinking A Soda or A Coffee isn't going to completely dehydrate you if you're drinking other fluids tbqh!!!#its fine!!!!! its fine!!!!!#drinks#heat#dehydration#this post exists because i'm mad at misinfo but also#this is for my homies who hate the taste of water and struggle to stay hydrated#because people have told them over and over again You Must Absolute Drink Water And Nothing Else and so they just don't drink anything#listen!! hey!!! whoever told you that was lying!!!!#drinking Any Fluids At All (yes even with caffeine!!) is better than Not Drinking Anything#please hydrate!!!! it's okay if that hydration isn't water!!!!#honestly i tried to be extremely non confrontational in this post but im pretty sure i've seen people suggest flavored water packets#but say no fruit juice ever. and that's insane.#it's all fluids baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#so long as you are drinking fluids you are combatting dehydration#YES water is the best option HOWEVER. if you drink things that aren't water that's also okay! i promise!!!!!!!!
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pov: you play poker game with marcille
#no but jokes aside#canonically marcille is better at lying and controlling her expressions#or at least better than laios#so lets just pretend that in this situation she's relaxed enough that she doesnt need to control her (ears') emotion#marcille donato#ears ears ears i love her ears so much#dungeon meshi#a little bit of#farcille
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Geez, I sure hope history doesn’t repeat itself…
#i’m lying#i hope it repeats itself#so I can draw angst all over again#gwendolyn bouchard#gwen bouchard#jon sims#jonathan sims#tmagp#tma#the magnus protocol#the magnus archives
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bro got dropped on the ground afterwards
#im on vacation so sry for no new art i just found some time to color a sketch i had lying around#anyway it's been a while since i've drawn teen skk they're so silly i hope they explode#annoying x annoyed my beloved#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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human jazz design :33
#transformers one#transformers#jazz transformers#bumblebee#b 127#elita one#optimus prime#megatron#bee is like always lying all the time i think its so funny#designing jazz was really fun i like him alot#humanformers
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She was BRUTAL 🗣️🗣️
#THIS AIN'T HER EXECUTION#IT'S HIS!!#bro ended his whole career infront of everyone!!!!#this was lying in my drafts for so long hehehehe#mikan tsumiki#nagito komaeda#sdr2#danganronpa#goodbye despair#dangan ronpa#art#1k
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Thinking about jumping into modern!boyfie Sukuna's arms and clinging to him like a koala while he carries you to bed. You mumble something like,
"Mmmh you are so warm, baby."
Snuggling even closer to your boyfriend's tall, muscular body. And Sukuna laughs and teases you playfully,
"What? You're telling me the person who couldn’t wait for fall and winter to finally arrive, is already feeling cold?"
But he says it so affectionately, his low voice full of warmth and amusement, and his strong arms only hold you tighter when he adds,
"I'll keep you warm all night."
And you smile and rest your face against his broad chest, knowing that you will get the best cuddles from your favorite person in the world.
Sukuna places you gently on your bed and you don't even get a chance to complain about the lack of his arms around you before he is already slipping into bed behind you and wraps his warm, strong body around you.
You sigh happily, snuggling into Sukuna's embrace with a sleepy-sounding:
"You're the best, baby."
And you feel Sukuna's smirk against your neck where he trails soft little kisses over your skin,
"I know."
His tattooed arms tighten around your smaller body, holding you safely as Sukuna presses his tall, muscular body against you, making sure his girl is warm and happy. And when he hears your soft snores he can't help but smile and think to himself that you are the best, too.
#sighhhh i am lying in bed and this thought made me smile so much 😭💗 i need boyfie kuna to cuddle me please 😍#sukuna x reader#sukuna x you#sukuna x y/n#sukuna fluff#sukuna#ryomen sukuna#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jjk fluff#jjk x y/n
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pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:
#percy and annabeth mighttttt be switched but grover as gaslight is undeniable#grover lying through his teeth captivated me I was like sweetie WHAT are you doing#annabeth said either help me or leave to a GOD amongst other things which is why she deserves girlboss#percy gatekeeps everyone (but himself) from sacrificing themselves which is as always true to character#pjo tv show#pjo#pjo tv spoilers#pjo tv#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#character alignment#a god buys us cheeseburgers#like no one has posted content yet so I’m making something and going to bed#mine#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#humor#no one bully me on the image sizes I’m on my phone at midnight using photoshop without an account#which means I can only layer one photo at a time so each time I have to make it a new photo#I’m bullying myself don’t worry
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Vanessa's first impression on Mike in the FNAF movie
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#VANESSA is so interesting in the fnaf movie#like rewatching it knowing her goals is so cool#cause you can see on her face she’s lying and or thinking other stuff#SO I CAN only imagine she her first thoughts were of Mike#she was probably so ready to deal with Mike as she had with other night guards#only to be faced with this sleepy docile dude#her plans must of gotten sm harder#her need for friendship really outweighed her need to impress her father#who would win murder man or one sleepy guy?
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